Charity's Second Costume Contest/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Charity: Hello everyone! Welcome to our second Halloween costume contest! Last time our plans got a little interrupted... So this year we’re going to make it up by actually judging the costumes, and crowning a winner at the end! Also, since I felt bad for him, I will be joined in my judging abilities by our resident last-placer, Patient!
 * Patient: You don’t have to rub it in.
 * Charity: Then stop complaining about it crier. Anyway, let’s get on with the judging! Ok, first up, we have a duo costume with Humanity and Confident!
 * Patient: The heck is a duo costume?
 * Humanity: I don’t know, it's just what they wrote on the entry form.
 * Confident: This is a duo costume genius, both people have matching costumes on.
 * Patient: Yeah!
 * Charity: Well, the concept is unique I’ll give it that, but Confident’s paint job seems a little off...
 * Confident: I don’t think you truly realize how difficult it was for me to change the inner black part of me into a light tan.
 * Patient: Yeah, just for that alone I’m giving this an 8.
 * Charity: Eh, It’s pretty good, I give it a 7. Next up, we have Utility!
 * Utility: Yes! It is me! What do you guys think of my costume? Pretty snazzy huh?
 * Charity: All you did was put some glasses on.
 * Utility: What, n-no! That’s not all that changed!
 * Charity: Ok, what else did you change then?
 * Utility: I- Um, I- Uh.. Changed my location!
 * Charity and Patient: 0
 * Patient: Ok, next we got Humidity and Remedy in their “pirate attire.”
 * Remedy: Hoist the mainsail! Swab the- Uh... Mainsail? Wait no, that’s wrong...
 * Humidity: Swab the deck...
 * Remedy: The deck! Swab the deck!
 * Humidity: Thanks!
 * Remedy: Don’t mention it...
 * Charity: Ha! Pirates, now that’s something I can get behind! Definite 9.
 * Patient: I agree, these costumes are very well done, I give it an 8.
 * Charity: Where’d you get the idea for pirates anyway?
 * Remedy: Oh, that’s an easy one, my brother would always play pirates with me when I was younger!
 * Humidity: I hope he’s having a good Halloween...
 * Remedy: Wherever he is...
 * Humidity: I’m sure he is.
 * Patient: Shouldn’t we be looking for my sister?
 * Diligence: Pride, hon, we’ve been looking for her for months now with pretty much no breaks, I think we’ve earned Halloween off.
 * Pride: I guess you make a fair point...
 * Charity: Ok, next we have Amity and Yummy dressed as their counterparts.
 * Patient: Oh, counterparts, I see. Clever, I’ll give it a 7.
 * Charity: Eh, it’s ok, 6. It’s not very realistic though.
 * Yummy: Wha- What do you mean it's not realistic!?
 * Charity: Yeah! It took us ages to find glasses that looked similar to the actual eyes!
 * Patient: No it’s not the costumes themselves, it’s just the fact that there is no "Yumi Yoshimura", it’s throwing me off...
 * Yumi Yoshimura: Wha- What does that mean!?
 * Patient: WHA-
 * Charity: Next up is Chance with their lovely rendition of...Themself..?
 * Chance: Yes it is I! The Great Chance!
 * Patient: Where’s your costume?
 * Chance: For what?
 * Charity: The costume contest...
 * Chance: Oh, it’s a costume contest? I thought it was a beauty pageant.
 * Patient: So no costume?
 * Chance: Nope.
 * Patient: Oh, well then you get a 7 from me.
 * Charity: Same.
 * Chance: Because I’m beautiful?
 * Charity: Because you're what every Halloween monster strives to be!
 * Chance: ...Scary and hideous.
 * Patient: Aw...
 * Charity: So, what are you Greed?
 * Greed: I’m a chicken.
 * Charity: Nice. Oh, so you colored yourself like Patient? That's cool!
 * Patient: Personally I would’ve gone for Humor.
 * Charity: Wow! Those are some impressive fake arms!
 * Humor: Heh, yeah!
 * Kind: Beware! I am a Scary Virtue! My contents may shock or disturb you!
 * Patient: Heh, I’ll be the judge of that! Ah! That is scary!
 * Charity: So um...What’s this?
 * Temper: I lost a bet with my friend, so I had to be in the costume contest with him.
 * Patient: Ok, but what’s the whole getup exactly?
 * Temper: That was also in the bet!
 * Charity: Hey, nice costume Sanity!
 * Sanity: Thanks, I’m dressed as Black Hole! A supervillain who will bring the world into eternal darkness!
 * Utility: Oh no you won’t! AAAAA-
 * Charity: Ok, we’ve reached our final competitor, Humility!
 * Humility: Hey guys! How do you like my costume? I’m dressed like a ghost! Boo! Hahahaha!
 * Charity: It's... It's great Humility! Ok listen Patient. Ok, I know this sounds bad... But can we crown Humility the winner because of him being my friend?
 * Patient: What? Why?
 * Charity: Well, it’s just that he kept bragging about how he was going to win this all week, and if he doesn’t, his social life, or what’s left of it, will be over... Ok, we give Humility our votes out of bias, got it.
 * Greed: You have bias in the voting! That's not fair!
 * Charity: N-No! It’s not like that! It’s-
 * Greed: Get them!
 * Charity and Patient: AAAAAA-