Boo-Boos (TMMS 2022)/Transcript

UK Dub
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Unbelievable on a plane and tickles Miss Unbelievable causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big purple screen comes up with "Doctors And Nurses" written on it, who created the episode, and a plaster underneath.)

(The episode begins at the Dillydale Hospital where various doctors and nurses are at work)

Narrator: Among the many unsung heroes in Dillydale are our doctors and nurses.

(Mr. Small is shown trying to remove a giant splinter from Mr. Nosey's foot)

Narrator: Whether in a tiny doctor's office.

(Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Unbelievable are shown preforming a weird operation on Mr. Grumpy)

Narrator: Or a great big hospital, these Mr. Men and Little Misses dedicate themselves to making you all better.

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Bump until Mr. Bump falls to the floor laughing)

Mr. Bump: (laughs)

(The scene transitions to Mr. Happy as a doctor trying to get a carrot out of Mr. Amazing's ear)

Mr. Happy: Mmhm...Mmm...mhmm...Mr. Amazing, I'm afraid I have some bad news, you have a carrot stuck in your ear!

Mr. Amazing: You are wrong, Mr. Happy!

(Mr. Amazing shows his strangely visible ear)

Mr. Happy: Actually, I'm fairly certain about it!

(Mr. Happy wiggles the carrot with his finger)

Mr. Amazing: I am telling you, I do not have a carrot in my ear!

Mr. Happy: Mr. Amazing, I went to medical school! I know these things!

Mr. Amazing: Then I want a second opinion!

Mr. Happy: See for yourself!

(Mr. Happy looks over the carrot in Mr. Amazing's ear with a magnifying glass)

Mr. Amazing: Hmm! This is not a carrot!

Mr. Happy: Hahaha, very well! What is is then?

Mr. Amazing: How should I know? You are the one who went to medical school!

Mr. Happy: Mr. Amazing, I have no choice but to perform an emergency carrot ectomy!

(Horror music)

Mr. Amazing: Phew! That's a relief! I thought you were going to perform an emergency carrot ectomy!

(Horror music)

Mr. Happy: Didn't you hear a word I said?

(Mr. Amazing pulls the carrot out of his ear!)

Mr. Amazing: Hard to hear with this carrot stuck in my ear!

(Mr. Happy slaps his face)

Mr. Happy: Guh!

(Bumpity Bump Bump starts)

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶 What makes you boogie?

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Oh!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶What makes you move?🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Oh!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶What makes you shake it up when you're gettin' down to groove!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Yeah! Baby!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶Might be the rhythm, or it might be the bass!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): That's right, now!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶Might be those funky sounds or a groove from outer space!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Yeah! No!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶It's that funk that makes you Bump! It's that beat that can be beat!

It's that funk that makes you go Bump! Shake your seat and move your feet!

It's that funk that makes you Bump! It's that beat that can be beat!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Wow!

Mr. Ghost (US voice): 🎶It's that funk that makes you go Bump! Shake your seat and move your feet!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Yeah! Come on now! Keep on bumpin'! We're about to get our bump on, but don't hurt yourself! Let's do it!

Mr. Ghost (US voice):🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Shazam!

Mr. Ghost (US voice):🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): That's right!

Mr. Ghost (US voice):🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost (US voice): Come on now!

Mr. Ghost (US voice):🎶Bump-Bump! 🎶

(The screen changes to Miss Tricky at the doctors with a fishbowl on her head and a frog trapped underneath)

Frog: (croaks three times)

(Mr. Happy walks in)

Mr. Happy: Good morning! Now, what seems to be the problem?

Miss Tricky: I have a fishbowl stuck on my head!

Mr. Happy: Hmmm...

(Mr. Happy looks at his notepad)

Mr. Happy: Now tell me how this happened, Miss Tricky.

Miss Tricky: Well, I was changing a lightbulb, when the ladder collapsed underneath me and I fell head first into Ferdinand’s bowl!

(Mr. Happy writes everything down)

Miss Tricky: I’ve never been so uncomfortable!

Mr. Happy: And Ferdinand doesn‘t look too happy about it either!

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Miss Tricky: He’s feeling a little crowded!

Mr. Happy: (laughs) Frogs are like that! Miss Tricky, I’m afraid I’m going to have to perform an emergency fishbowl ectomy!

Miss Tricky: (gasps)

(Horror music plays)

Miss Tricky: Not an emergency fishbowl ectomy!

(Horror music plays)

Miss Tricky: (gulps)

Mr. Happy: I have no choice...

(Mr. Happy makes a serious face)

Miss Tricky: Will it hurt?

Mr. Happy: You won’t feel a thing!

(He tries to get the fishbowl off of her head and Miss Tricky is worried. Suddenly, Mr. Happy grabs the fishbowl)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Miss Tricky jumps off the chair)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Suddenly, Ferdinand makes Miss Tricky jump everywhere! Mr. Happy tries to get on while Miss Tricky goes crazily around)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Mr. Happy tries to get his hands on the fishbowl again and Miss Tricky is nervous)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Mr. Happy grabs onto the fishbowl and they both start jumping around)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Suddenly, they start jumping with Mr. Scatterbrain. He waves and falls down while the other two jumpers frown. After the two crash to the ground, Mr. Happy gets the fishbowl off of Little Miss Tricky's head)

Mr. Happy: Success!

Miss Tricky: Thank you, Mr. Happy! I don’t know what I would’ve done without you!

(Ferdinand jumps back into the bowl and Little Miss Tricky leaves)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Mr. Happy: No thanks necessary! It’s just another day in the life of a doctor, helping people in need!

(Offscreen, Miss Tricky bumps into Miss Unbelievable.)

Miss Unbelievable (offscreen): Unbelievable!

(Mr. Happy gets worried and Miss Tricky walks back on the screen with the fishbowl back on her head)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Miss Tricky: What a Tricky!

(The screen irises out and a bumper plays with Mr. Bounce giving a knee test to Mr. Ghost. Mr. Bounce uses the reflex hammer three times on Mr. Ghost's knee. On the fourth time, Mr. Ghost's reflexes kick in and he accidentally kicks Mr. Bounce. This results in Mr. Bounce bouncing everywhere and the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Quiet sitting in a wheelchair. Mr. Strong, Mr. Small (who is pushing a trolley), Miss Scary and Mr. Tickle all run passed him. Then, Miss Helpful walks in.)

Miss Helpful: Miss Cawaii will be here shortly. Take good care of yourself, Mr. Quiet!

(Little Miss Helpful walks away)

(An elevator opens with Mr. Pernickety, Miss Cawaii and Mr. Scatterbrain. Miss Cawaii flies out and goes to Mr. Quiet)

Miss Cawaii: Sorry to leave you waiting. I understand you have a 4 o’clock appointment and X-Ray.

(Mr. Quiet tries to explain the real reason to Miss Cawaii)

Miss Cawaii: Uh oh, we’re already late!

(Screen shows clock)

Miss Cawaii: Hang on very tightly!

(Little Miss Cawaii drags along Mr. Quiet on his chair and suddenly, he runs into a door and he gets a plaster over his mouth and runs into another door and gets bandages all over him except for his eyes. Suddenly, he runs into another door and gets an eggy design. Then Miss Cawaii stops Mr. Quiet as she looks at a clipboard.)

Miss Cawaii: Whoa Nelly! You don’t have an X-Ray appointment! You’re supposed to be going home! Why didn’t you say so?!

Mr. Quiet (muffled): I tried to tell you!

(Miss Cawaii drags Mr. Quiet home)

(A Mr. Ghost transition with lots of junk appears on screen and then when it finishes, Mr. Rude is shown watching TV. He changes channels and Mr. Scatterbrain blocks his view.)

Mr. Rude: Mr. Scatterbrain? You are blocking my view of the TV!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Rude! (chuckles)

Mr. Rude: I thought you were here to bring me my lunch!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I am!

Mr. Rude: Well, I am trying to watch my stories! Now, get out of the way!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, is this the one where the robot is really his brother?

Mr. Rude: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM??!?

Mr. Scatterbrain: OK! (chuckles) You don’t have to get so testy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain delivers Mr. Rude‘s lunch and Mr. Rude opens it)

Mr. Rude: (gasps) THERE ARE BEETLES IN MY BROTH!

Mr. Scatterbrain: You bet! Oh wait, you can’t have that! That’s for the lizard two doors down. This one is yours.

(Mr. Scatterbrain replaces the old plate for the new one)

Mr. Rude: (opens the plate) But this plate is full of earwigs!

Mr. Scatterbrain: With some marmalade!

(Mr. Scatterbrain blows a kiss)

Mr. Rude: This hospital is run by nincompoops! How hard can it be to get a cup of coffee and a bowl of porridge?!

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Why didn’t you say so?

Mr. Rude: Ah ah, now you’re talking!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Bon Appetit!

Mr. Rude: Speak in a language that I know!

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away as a frog jumps out of Mr. Rude’s porridge)

Frog: (croaks)

Mr. Rude: If you think I am going to share this porridge with you, you have another thing coming.

Frog: (croaks)

(Swipe transition to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Nervous' scene)

Mr. Pernickety: Are you dizzy, Mr. Nervous?

Mr. Nervous: N-N-No more than usual.

Mr. Pernickety: And you said you’re in pain?

Mr. Nervous: Yes, yes, terrible, horrible, awful, wrenching pain!

Mr. Pernickety: Uh, now how did you get this splinter?

Mr. Nervous: Well, Mr. Pernickety, I was warming up some noodle soup when I reached for a wooden spoon... Please, tell me the truth, Doctor - is this the end for me???

Mr. Pernickety: Absolutely not!

Mr. Nervous: Maybe I should get a second opinion.

Mr. Pernickety: Nonsense! We’ll have you on your way in no time! All I need are my tweezers! Here we are! Tweezers!

(Mr. Persnickey tweezers the tweezers)

Mr. Pernickety: Tweeze... tweeze... tweeze...

(Mr. Nervous shivers)

Mr. Pernickety: You won’t feel a thing!

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the room)

Mr. Pernickety: Mr. Nervous?

(Mr. Nervous runs away. As he is running, you can hear Mr.. Noisy’s voice over the intercom.)

Mr. Noisy (over intercom): Attention, all nurses! Be on the lookout for Mr.. Nervous! He has a splinter! Repeat, he has a splinter.

(You can see Little Miss Scary peep from out behind, and Mr. Nervous stops running. Mr. Strong walks up to him.)

Mr. Strong: Don’t be afraid, Mr.. Nervous! Mr. Pernickety takes out lots of splinters!

(Mr. Nervous runs away again, and Little Miss Scary and Mr. Strong both look flabbergasted.)

Mr. Nervous: Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Let it be noted… I, Mr. Nervous, being of sound mind…

(As he said this, Mr. Pernickety’s hand reaches up to him and pulls out his splinter.)

'''Mr.. Pernickety''': There, Mr.. Nervous. The splinter is out.

'''Mr.. Nervous:''' I-I-it is?

(A shot of Mr. Nervous’ hand shows the splinter has been taken out.)

'''Mr.. Pernickety:''' Yes! Now, doesn’t that feel better?

'''Mr.. Nervous:''' Yes! I-I-I was never really afraid of a silly little splinter.

(Mr. Nervous chuckles. He then looks up, imagining that the splinter is bigger. This causes him to faint. The scene then cuts back to reality)

'''Mr.. Pernickety''': Nurse! Please come and help pick up Mr. Nervous! He’s fainted on my freshly cleaned floor.

(The screen fades to black, and in comes a new scene, which opens up with Little Miss Sunshine on the TV, cooking.)

Little Miss Sunshine: And today on Miss Sunshine’s Cook Time, we…

(The scene shows that Mr. Bump is watching it. He hears a crash, which is revealed to be from Little Miss Unbelievable, who is coming to see Mr. Bump at the hospital.)

Little Miss Unbelievable: Unbelievable! Hi, Mr. Bump! Thought I’d drop by for a visit.

Mr. Bump: Oh, hello, Miss Unbelievable.

Little Miss Unbelievable: Sorry to hear about your accident.

Mr. Bump: Oh, well. (laughs) That’ll teach me to wrestle elephants.

(Little Miss Unbelievable notices something on Mr. Bump’s hospital bed, thinking it is a TV remote.)

Little Miss Unbelievable: Hey, a remote control! Oh, how about we watch some roller skating?

Mr. Bump: (stutters) Miss Unbelievable, that’s - that’s not the TV remote, it’s - ooh, ow! Augh! Ooh! Hurting!

Miss Unbelievable: Sometimes, these remote controls are so unreliable.

(She hears Mr. Bump making painful noises.)

Miss Unbelievable: Mr. Bump!

(She rushes over to see him, seeing that he has now been caught by the top of the hospital bed.)

Miss Unbelievable: What are you doing up there?

Mr. Bump: Miss Unbelievable, if you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to get some rest now.

Miss Unbelievable: Oh. Sure! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do. (Mr. Bump groans) I’ll be back tomorrow.

(As Little Miss Unbelievable walks back, she steps on the button again, making Mr. Bump fall back down.)

Miss Unbelievable: Unbelievable!

(Mr. Bump lies down on the bed in pain, before the ceiling light falls down and crashes him, turning the lights out.)

'''Mr.. Bump''': Poopity Poop!

(Mr. Bump blinks his eyes in the dark before the plot ends, and the ending scene begins with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Strong wheeling over a bandaged up Mr. Quiet to an X-Ray room)

Narrator: And so it is with a hearty hoorah...

(Little Miss Unbelievable is shown trying to change the TV channel but accidentally causes Mr. Bump's hospital bed to crush him)

Narrator: That we celebrate the doctors and nurses who make us feel better.

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown wheeling a food trolley while Little Miss Tricky waits outside the doctor's office with Ferdinand and his fishbowl on her head. Ferdinand's hopping causes Little Miss Tricky to jump up and down)

Narrator: Oh! and the next time you have to visit the doctor...

(Mr. Amazing is shown with a carrot stuck in his ear. He is being examined by Mr. Happy)

Narrator: Remember to leave the carrots at home.

(Fade to black)

(End of episode)

Deleted Scene
Mr. Strong: How are you feeling, Mr. Bump?

Mr. Bump: The usual, Mr. Strong. Bumped and bruised.

Mr. Strong: Oh, sorry to hear that. Let's check your vital signs.

(Mr. Strong sticks a thermometer into Mr. Bump's sticks mouth an starts taking his blood pressure. But Mr. Strong squeezes so hard, the blood pressure sleeve blows up like a balloon, causing Mr. Bump to float into the air)

Mr. Bump: Uh, Mr., uh, Mr. Strong, I, I think. we have a problem.

(Mr. Bump soars out of the window and a bird flies onto the sleeve)

Mr. Bump: Fly away little bird, please don't touch that.

(The bird flies away)

Mr. Bump: Phew.

(A gigantic vulture lands on the blood pressure)

Mr. Bump: (screams) It's a vulture!

(A Gigantic vulture lands on the blood pressure cuff)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The bird pulls the string)

Mr. Bump: No, no, no, no, no, no!

(The blood pressure cuff pops and Mr. Bump falls out of the sky)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump lands on Mr. Strong's back and then onto the examination table)

Mr. Strong: Oh, your blood pressure's perfect!

(Mr. Strong takes the thermometer out and sticks lollipop in Mr. Bump's mouth)

Mr. Strong: And your temperature is absolutely normal. I think you’re gonna be just fine, Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: Oh! Good to know.

(Iris out)

(A bumper plays showing Mr. Bounce doing a knee test to Little Miss Unbelievable. Mr. Bounce uses the reflex hammer on Little Miss Unbelievable' knee twice. The third time results in Little Miss Unbelievable kicking Mr. Bounce. Causing Mr. Bounce to bounce across the room before crashing into something outside)

US Dub
Mr. Men And Little Misses: The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men, The Mr. Men!

(Scene swaps to Mr. Tickle tickling lots of Mr. Men and Little Miss and goes all the way to Mr. Bump and Miss Unbelievable on a plane and tickles Miss Unbelievable causing Mr. Bump to fall into the "O" in the logo)

Mr. Bump: The Mr. Men Show!

(A big purple screen comes up with "Boo-Boos" written on it with a plaster underneath it and who created the episode)

(The episode begins at the Dillydale Hospital where various doctors and nurses are at work)

Narrator: Among the many unsung heroes in Dillydale are our doctors and nurses.

(Mr. Small is shown trying to remove a giant splinter from Mr. Nosey's foot)

Narrator: Whether in a tiny doctor's office.

(Mr. Scatterbrain and Little Miss Unbelievable are shown preforming a weird operation on Mr. Grumpy)

Narrator: Or a great big hospital, these Mr. Men and Little Misses dedicate themselves to making your boo boos all better.

(Mr. Tickle is shown tickling Mr. Bump until Mr. Bump falls to the floor laughing)

(The scene transitions to Mr. Strong entering a doctor's office to give Mr. Bump a check up)

Mr. Strong: Yo, how are you feeling, Mr. Bump?

Mr. Bump: The usual, Mr. Strong. Bumped and bruised.

Mr. Strong: Oh, sorry to hear that. Let's check your vital signs.

(Mr. Strong sticks a thermometer into Mr. Bump's sticks mouth an starts taking his blood pressure. But Mr. Strong squeezes so hard, the blood pressure sleeve blows up like a balloon, causing Mr. Bump to float into the air)

Mr. Bump: Uh, Mr., uh, Mr. Strong, I, I think. we have a problem.

(Mr. Bump soars out of the window and a bird flies onto the sleeve)

Mr. Bump: Fly away little bird, please don't touch that.

(The bird flies away)

Mr. Bump: Phew.

(A gigantic vulture lands on the blood pressure cuff)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(The bird pulls the string)

Mr. Bump: No, no, no, no, no, no!

(The blood pressure cuff pops and Mr. Bump falls out of the sky)

Mr. Bump: (screams)

(Mr. Bump lands on Mr. Strong's back and onto the examination table)

Mr. Strong: Oh, your blood pressure's perfect!

(Mr. Strong takes the thermometer out and sticks lollipop in Mr. Bump's mouth)

Mr. Strong: And your temperature is absolutely normal. I think you’re gonna be just fine, Mr. Bump!

Mr. Bump: Oh! Good to know.

(Iris out)

(A bumper plays showing Mr. Bounce doing a knee test to Little Miss Unbelievable. Mr. Bounce uses the reflex hammer on Little Miss Unbelievable' knee twice. The third time results in Little Miss Unbelievable kicking Mr. Bounce. Causing Mr. Bounce to bounce across the room before crashing into something outside. Then a transition shows with Mr. Lazy yawning with the next plot inside his mouth while the screen changes to Mr. Happy as a doctor trying to get a carrot out of Mr. Amazing's ear)

Mr. Happy: Mmhm.. Mmmmhmm...Mr. Amazing, I'm afraid I have some bad news, you have a carrot stuck in your ear!

Mr. Amazing: You are wrong, Mr. Happy!

(Mr. Amazing shows his strangely visible ear)

Mr. Happy: Actually, I'm fairly certain about it!

(Mr. Happy wiggles the carrot with his finger)

Mr. Amazing: I am telling you, I do not have a carrot in my ear!

Mr. Happy: Mr. Amazing, I went to medical school! I know these things!

Mr. Amazing: Then I want a second opinion!

Mr. Happy: See for yourself!

(Mr. Happy looks over the carrot in Mr. Amazing's ear with a magnifying glass)

Mr. Amazing: Hmm! This is not a carrot!

Mr. Happy: Hahaha, very well! What is is then?

Mr. Amazing: How should I know? You are the one who went to medical school!

Mr. Happy: Mr. Amazing, I have no choice but to perform an emergency carrot ectomy!

(Horror music)

Mr. Amazing: Phew! That's a relief! I thought you were going to perform an emergency carrot ectomy!

(Horror music)

Mr. Happy: Didn't you hear a word I said?

(Mr. Amazing pulls the carrot out of his ear!)

Mr. Amazing: Hard to hear with this carrot stuck in my ear!

(Mr. Happy slaps his face)

Mr. Happy: (sighs)

(Bumpity Bump Bump starts)

Mr. Ghost: 🎶What makes you boogie?🎶

Mr. Ghost: Oh!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶What makes you move?🎶

Mr. Ghost: Oh!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶What makes you shake it up when you're gettin' down to groove!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Yeah! Baby!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Might be the rhythm, or it might be the bass!🎶

Mr. Ghost: That's right, now!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Might be those funky sounds or a groove from outer space!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Yeah! No!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶It's that funk that makes you Bump! It's that beat that can be beat!

It's that funk that makes you go Bump! Shake your seat and move your feet!

It's that funk that makes you Bump! It's that beat that can be beat!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Wow!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶It's that funk that makes you go Bump! Shake your seat and move your feet!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Yeah! Come on now! Keep on bumpin'! We're about to get our bump on, but don't hurt yourself! Let's do it!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Shazam!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost: That's right!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Bumpity-bump-bump-bump!🎶

Mr. Ghost: Come on now!

Mr. Ghost: 🎶Bump-Bump! 🎶

Mr. Bump (offscreen): Ow!

(The screen changes to Miss Tricky at the doctors with a fishbowl on her head and a frog trapped in it)

Frog: (croaks three times)

(Mr. Happy walks in)

Mr. Happy: Good morning! Now, what seems to be the problem?

Miss Tricky: I have a fishbowl stuck on my head!

Mr. Happy: Hmmm...

(Mr. Happy he looks at his notepad)

Mr. Happy: Tell me how this happened, Miss Tricky.

Miss Tricky: Well, I was changing a lightbulb, when the ladder collapsed underneath me and I fell head first into Ferdinand’s bowl!

(Mr. Happy writes everything down)

Miss Tricky: I’ve never been so uncomfortable!

Mr. Happy: And Ferdinand doesn‘t look too happy about it either!

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Miss Tricky: He’s feeling a little crowded!

Mr. Happy: (laughs) Frogs are like that! Miss Tricky, I’m afraid I’m going to have to perform an emergency fishbowl ectomy!

Miss Tricky: (gasps)

(Horror music plays)

Miss Tricky: Not an emergency fishbowl ectomy!

(Horror music plays)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Mr. Happy: I have no choice... (he makes a serious face)

Miss Tricky: Will it hurt?

Mr. Happy: You won’t feel a thing!

(He tries to get the fishbowl off of her head and Miss Tricky is worried. Suddenly, Mr. Happy grabs the fishbowl)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Miss Tricky jumps off the chair)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Suddenly, Ferdinand makes Miss Tricky jump everywhere! Mr. Happy tries to get on while Miss Tricky goes crazily around)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Mr. Happy tries to get his hands on the fishbowl again and Miss Tricky is nervous)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Mr. Happy grabs onto the fishbowl and they both start jumping around)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

(Suddenly, they start jumping with Mr. Scatterbrain. He waves and falls down while the other two jumpers frown. After the two crash to the ground, Mr. Happy gets the fishbowl off of Little Miss Tricky's head)

Mr. Happy: Success!

Miss Tricky: Thank you, Mr. Happy! I don’t know what I would’ve done without you!

(Ferdinand jumps back into the bowl and Little Miss Tricky leaves)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Mr. Happy: No thanks necessary! It’s just another day in the life of a doctor, helping people in need!

(Offscreen, Miss Tricky bumps into Miss Unbelievable.)

Miss Unbelievable (offscreen): Unbelievable!

(Mr. Happy gets worried and Miss Tricky walks back on the screen with the fishbowl back on her head)

Ferdinand: (croaks)

Miss Tricky: What a Tricky!

(The screen irises out and a bumper plays with Mr. Bounce giving a knee test to Mr. Ghost. Mr. Bounce uses the reflex hammer three times on Mr. Ghost's knee. On the fourth time, Mr. Ghost's reflexes kick in and he accidentally kicks Mr. Bounce. This results in Mr. Bounce bouncing everywhere and the screen fades to black. The next scene begins with Mr. Quiet sitting in a wheelchair. Mr. Strong, Mr. Small (who is pushing a food cart), Miss Scary and Mr. Tickle all run passed him. Then, Miss Helpful walks in.)

Miss Helpful: Miss Cawaii will be here shortly. Take good care of yourself, Mr. Quiet!

(Little Miss Helpful walks away)

(An elevator opens with Mr. Persnickety, Miss Cawaii and Mr. Scatterbrain. Miss Cawaii flies out and goes to Mr. Quiet)

Miss Cawaii: Sorry to leave you waiting. I understand you have a 4 o’clock appointment and X-Ray.

Mr. Quiet: Uh, no...no-

Miss Cawaii: Uh oh, we’re already late!

(Screen shows clock)

Miss Cawaii: Hang on to your patoodi!

Mr. Quiet: Oh no! Oh no!

(Little Miss Cawaii drags along Mr. Quiet on his chair)

Mr. Quiet: Look out!

(Suddenly, Mr. Quiet runs into a door and he gets a plaster over his mouth and runs into another door and gets bandages all over him except for his eyes.)

Mr. Quiet: Oh sorry about that, Mr. Bump!

(Suddenly, Mr. Quiet runs into another door and gets an eggy design. Then Miss Cawaii stops Mr. Quiet as she looks at a clipboard.)

Miss Cawaii: Oh Nelly! You don’t have an X-Ray appointment! You’re supposed to be going home! Why didn’t you say so?!

Mr. Quiet (muffled): Oh! No!

(Miss Cawaii drags Mr. Quiet home)

(A Mr. Ghost transition with lost of junk appears on screen and then when it finishes, Mr. Rude is shown watching TV. Mr. Rude changes channels)

Miss Chatterbox (on TV): Tee hee!

Little Miss Sunshine (on TV): Good morning-

(Suddenly, Mr. Scatterbrain shows up and blocks Mr. Rude's view.)

Mr. Rude: Mr. Scatterbrain? You are blocking my view of the TV!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Hello, Mr. Rude! (chuckles)

Mr. Rude: I thought you were here to bring me my lunch!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Well, I am!

Mr. Rude: Well, I am trying to watch my stories! Now, get out of the way!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Oh, is this the one where the robot is really his brother?

Mr. Rude: WOULD YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM??!?

Mr. Scatterbrain: OK! (chuckles) You don’t have to get so testy!

(Mr. Scatterbrain delivers Mr. Rude‘s lunch and Mr. Rude opens it)

Mr. Rude: (gasps) THERE ARE BEETLES IN MY BROTH!

Mr. Scatterbrain: You betcha! Oh wait, you can’t have that! That’s for the lizard two doors down. This one is yours.

(Mr. Scatterbrain replaces the old plate for the new one)

Mr. Rude: (opens the plate) But this plate is full of earwigs!

Mr. Scatterbrain: With a side of marmalade!

(Mr. Scatterbrain blows a kiss)

Mr. Rude: This hospital is run by nincompoops! How hard can it be to get a cup of coffee and a bowl of oatmeal?!

Mr. Scatterbrain: (chuckles) Why didn’t you say so?

Mr. Rude: Ah, now you’re talking!

Mr. Scatterbrain: Bon Appetit!

Mr. Rude: Speak in a language that I know!

(Mr. Scatterbrain walks away as a frog pops out of Mr. Rude’s oatmeal)

Frog: (croaks)

Mr. Rude: If you think I am going to share this oatmeal with you, you have another thing coming.

Frog: (croaks)

(Swipe transition to Mr. Persnickety and Mr. Nervous' scene)

Mr. Persnickety: Are you dizzy, Mr. Nervous?

Mr. Nervous: No more than usual.

Mr. Persnickety: And you said you’re in pain?

Mr. Nervous: Yes, yes, terrible, horrible, awful, wrenching pain!

Mr. Persnickety: Ah. Now how did you get this splinter?

Mr. Nervous: Well, I was warming up some noodle soup when I reached for a wooden spoon! Please, tell me the truth, doctor...is this the end for me???

Mr. Persnickety: Absolutely not!

Mr. Nervous: Maybe I should get a second opinion.

Mr. Persnickety: Nonsense! We’ll have you on your way in no time! All I need are my tweezers! Here we are! Tweezers!

(Mr. Persnickety tweezes the tweezers and Mr. Nervous shivers in fear)

Mr. Persnickety: You won’t feel a thing!

(Mr. Nervous runs out of the room)

Mr. Persnickety: Mr. Nervous?

(Mr. Nervous runs away. As he is running, you can hear Mr. Noisy’s voice over the intercom.)

Mr. Noisy (over intercom): Attention, all nurses! Be on the lookout for Mr. Nervous! He has a splinter! Repeat, he has a splinter.

(You can see Little Miss Scary peep from out behind, and Mr. Nervous stops running. Mr. Strong walks up to him.)

Mr. Strong: Don’t be afraid, Mr. Nervous! Mr. Pernickety takes out lots of splinters!

(Mr. Nervous runs away again, and Little Miss Scary and Mr. Strong both look flabbergasted.)

Mr. Nervous: Oh, no, no! No, no, no, no, no! Let it be noted… I, Mr. Nervous, being of sound mind…

(As he said this, Mr. Persnickety’s hand reaches up to him and pulls out his splinter.)

Mr. Persnickety: There, Mr.. Nervous. The splinter is out.

Mr. Nervous: I-it is?

(A shot of Mr. Nervous’ hand shows the splinter has been taken out.)

Mr. Persnickety: Yes! Now, doesn’t that feel better?

Mr. Nervous: Yes! I was never really afraid of a silly little splinter.

(Mr. Nervous chuckles. He then looks up, imagining that the splinter is bigger. This causes him to faint. The scene then cuts back to reality)

Mr. Persnickety: Nurse! Please come and help pick up Mr. Nervous! He’s fainted on my freshly cleaned floor.

(The screen fades to black, and in comes a new scene, which opens up with Little Miss Sunshine on the TV, cooking.)

(The scene shows that Mr. Bump is watching it. He hears a crash, which is revealed to be from Little Miss Unbelievable, who is coming to see Mr. Bump at the hospital.)

Little Miss Unbelievable: Unbelievable! Hi, Mr. Bump! Thought I’d drop by for a visit.

Mr. Bump: Oh, hello, Miss Unbelievable.

Little Miss Unbelievable: Sorry to hear about your accident.

Mr. Bump: Oh, well. (laughs) That’ll teach me to wrestle elephants.

(Little Miss Unbelievable notices something on Mr. Bump’s hospital bed, thinking it is a TV remote.)

Little Miss Unbelievable: Hey, a remote control! Oh, how about we watch some roller derby?

Mr. Bump: (stutters) Oh! Uh...no, Miss Unbelievable, that’s - that’s not for the TV! Ooh, ow! Ah! Crunchy! Augh! Ooh! Arrgh!

Miss Unbelievable: Sometimes, these remote controls are so unreliable.

(She hears Mr. Bump making painful noises.)

Miss Unbelievable: Mr. Bump!

(She rushes over to see him, seeing that he has now been caught by the top of the hospital bed.)

Miss Unbelievable: What are you doing up there?

Mr. Bump: Miss Unbelievable, if you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to get some rest now.

Miss Unbelievable: Oh. Sure! Let me know if there’s anything else I can do. (Mr. Bump groans) I’ll be back tomorrow.

(As Little Miss Unbelievable walks back, she steps on the button again, making Mr. Bump fall back down.)

(Mr. Bump lies down on the bed in pain, before the ceiling light falls down and crashes him, turning the lights out.)

Mr. Bump: Poopity Poop!

(Mr. Bump blinks his eyes in the dark before the plot ends, and the ending scene begins with some previous happenings from the episode. Starting with Mr. Strong wheeling over a bandaged up Mr. Quiet to an X-Ray room)

Narrator: And so it is with a hearty hoorah...

(Little Miss Unbelievable is shown trying to change the TV channel but accidentally causes Mr. Bump's hospital bed to crush him)

Narrator: That we celebrate the doctors and nurses who make us feel better.

(Mr. Scatterbrain is shown wheeling a food trolley while Little Miss Tricky waits outside the doctor's office with Ferdinand and his fishbowl on her head. Ferdinand's hopping causes Little Miss Tricky to jump up and down)

Narrator: Oh! and the next time you have to visit the doctor

(Mr. Amazing is shown with a carrot stuck in his ear. He is being examined by Mr. Happy)

Narrator: Remember to leave the carrots at home.

(Fade to black)

(End of episode)