Pucca, Pitch, and Potch get in dead meat

"This is for bad users who keep editing my parodies without permission."

- Alex Bratten

Transcript

 * Alex Bratten: Okay, class. Today is behavior card day, which means you'll get which card you get from good to bad. We'll take this white card as an example.
 * Pucca: (laughs), it is just a stupid sheet of paper!
 * Pitch: I know, right?
 * Potch: It's hilarious!
 * Alex Bratten: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, shut up! That is not funny!
 * (Alex pulls out the cards)
 * Alex Bratten: So, if your card is gold, that means you graduate forever. If your card is green, you get a whole year off. If your card is blue, you get to have 100 days off. If your card is pink, you get 90 days off. If your card is purple, you get 80 days off. If your card is violet, you get 70 days off. If your card is magenta, you get 60 days off. If your card is cyan, you get 50 days off. If your card is turquoise, you get 40 days off. If your card is chartreuse, you get 30 days off. If your card is aquamarine, you get 20 days off. If your card is light blue, you get 10 days off. If your card is white, nothing happens. If your card is yellow, you are in a tiny bit of trouble, no detention, just a talk after school. If your card is marigold, you only have detention for 5 minutes. If your card is mustard, you only have detention for 10 minutes. If your card is orange, you have detention for 30 minutes. If your card is burnt orange, you have detention for 50 minutes. If your card is tan, you have detention for 70 minutes. If your card is sunset orange, you have detention for 90 minutes. If your card is red orange, you're suspended for 1 month. If your card is red, you're suspended for 10 months. If your card is maroon, you're suspended for 30 months. If your card is scarlet, you're suspended for 50 months. If you're card is brick red, you're suspended for 70 months. If you're card is chesnut, you're suspended for 90 months. If you're card is fuzzy wuzzy brown, you're suspended for 100 months. If your card is gray, you're suspended for the rest of the year. Now pay attention to this card, this card is a supra, ultra, mega evil one: If your card is black, then you are in dead meat and expelled from this school. Here are the cards.
 * Steve: Yes! Me, Joe, Josh, and Blue got gold cards!
 * Joe: Thank you, Mr. Bratten, you are the best!
 * Josh: That means we graduate forever!
 * Blue: (Barks Yeah!)
 * Alex Bratten: Congratulations, Steve, Joe, Josh, and Blue! You four have been my best favorite students in my class! You guys made my childhood very amazing by showing people how to play Blue's Clues. You four graduate forever. Go to the principal's office and make him proud. I am going to miss all four of you.
 * Dora: Yay! I got a green card!
 * Diego: I got a green card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, Dora and Diego! You two have been the awesome students I've had in my class. You two taught people how to do Spanish. You both get a whole year off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Pablo: Hooray! Me, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming got blue cards!
 * Linny: You're so amazing, Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: Great job, Backyardigans and Wonder Pets! You guys have been my favorite heroes in my class. You guys had some amazing teamwork. You guys get 100 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your awards.
 * Kai-Lan: Yes! Me and Wubbzy got pink cards!
 * Wubbzy: Wow, wow! That's so cool!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Kai-Lan and Wubbzy! You both get to have 90 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Oswald: Yay! I got a purple card!
 * Alex Bratten: Well done, Oswald! You get to have 80 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Little Bear: Wow! I got a violet card!
 * Franklin: I got a violet card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Little Bear and Franklin! You two have been my favorite childhood book characters! You get 70 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Boots: Yes! I got magenta!
 * Lucy: I got magenta, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Boots and Lucy from 64 Zoo Lane! You both get 60 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Tommy: Yes! Me and D.W. got cyan cards!
 * D.W.: You're the best teacher, Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Tommy and D.W.! You two have been my favorite couple of all time. You both get 50 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * SpongeBob: Yes! I got a turquoise card!
 * Patrick: Me, too!
 * Jenny Wakeman: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jenny Wakeman! You guys get to have 40 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Moose A. Moose: Oh, yes! Me, Zee, and Face got chartreuse!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Moose, Zee, and Face! You three have been my favorite Nick Jr. and Noggin mascots from my childhood. You guys get 30 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Barney: Wahoo! Me, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles got aquamarine!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Barney, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles! You all get to have 20 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Thomas: Yes! I got a light blue card!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Thomas the Tank Engine! You were a really useful engine to other students. You get to have 10 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Emily Elizabeth: I got a white card.
 * Alex Bratten: Okay, Emily Elizabeth. Nothing happens to you. So you may find an empty seat.
 * Lincoln Loud: Aw, man. I got a yellow card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm so sorry, Lincoln Loud. You are in a tiny bit of trouble. But don't worry, no detention. Just a talk after school. Go to the principal's office and I'm sure he won't be mad.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, no. I got a marigold card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Timmy Turner. You only have detention for 5 minutes. But don't worry, the principal won't be very mad. Go to his office.
 * Arnold: Oh, no. I got a mustard card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Arnold Shortman. You only have detention for 10 minutes. Go to the principal's office.
 * Ryder: Hey, no fair! Me, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest all got orange cards.
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Ryder, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest. You all have detention for 30 minutes. Your show ripped off The Wonder Pets which was better than your dumb PAW Patrol show. Go to the principal's office to recieve your detention.
 * Milli: Hey! I got a burnt orange card!
 * Geo: Me, too!
 * Bot: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Milli, Geo, and Bot. You three have detention for 50 minutes. You guys keep singing your annoying theme song which keeps annoying the class. Go to the principal's office and I hope you three learn your lesson.
 * Molly: What the heck?! Me, Gil, Goby, Deema, Oona, and Nonny got tan cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Bubble Guppies! You all have detention for 70 minutes. You guys keep doing stupid stuff like farting in class, yelling at me, not following the rules, stealing things, and doing drugs. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Baby Shark: Hey! My card is sunset orange!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Baby Shark. You have detention for 90 minutes. You keep singing your dumb theme song which annoys me and the other students. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Peppa Pig: Oh, no! I got a red orange card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Peppa Pig! You're suspended for 1 month! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Shimmer: No, no, no, no, no! Me and Shine got red cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Shimmer and Shine! You two are suspended for 10 months! Your show was way too mediocre and girly! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Julius Jr.: Oh, no! I got a maroon card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Julius Jr.! You're suspended for 30 months! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Cocomelon: Oh, no! I got scarlet!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Cocomelon! You are suspended for 50 months! Your videos were getting on my nerves! Go to the principal's office right now!!
 * Annoying Orange: No, no, no, no, no, no! I got a brick red card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Annoying Orange! You are suspended for 70 months! You keep annoying other students! Go to the principal's office right now!!!
 * Loonette: Aw, man! I got a chesnut card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Loonette the Clown! You're suspended for 90 months! You keep forcing people to watch your dumb show! Go to the principal's office now!!!!
 * Corn: No, no, no, no!
 * Peg: We got fuzzy wuzzy brown cards!
 * Alex Bratten: THAT'S RIGHT, CORN AND PEG!!! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 100 MONTHS!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Ryan: Oh, no! I got a gray card!
 * Alex Bratten: THAT'S RIGHT, RYAN!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! YOU KEEP FORCING PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR MEDIOCRE SHOW!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 * Pucca: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. We got black cards.
 * Pitch: Please, Mr. Bratten.
 * Potch: Can you give us another chance?
 * Alex Bratten: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, YOU THREE HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENTS EVER IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP SNEAKING INTO DORA AND BLUE'S PARODIES!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * FictionRulez: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, not you three again. What cards did you guys get this time?!
 * Pucca: We got black cards.
 * FictionRulez: OH, MY, GOD!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, HOW DARE YOU GUYS GET BLACK CARDS?!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU THREE ARE SO EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * (When they got home...)
 * NR1&GLAFan2004: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch! How dare you three get in dead meat and expelled?! That's it! We cannot stand you three idiots forever! That is so it!
 * Asmit005: You three are so grounded for 1, 974 days!
 * Mr. Josiah V Olson 11-17-2001 Olson Jolson J: Go to your rooms now and never come out!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * The End.