Pranks a Misses (Alt Version)

[Miss Scary and Naughty walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]

Miss Scary: Well, Miss Naughty, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Dillydale. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where i got my gag. [the scene shows a close up of the can of Peanut Brittle.] Peanut brittle can.

Miss Naughty: Oh, boy, Peanut Brittle. Gimmie! [Miss Naughty tries to open the can.]

Miss Scary: Miss Naughty, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?

Miss Naughty: Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time. i'm gonna have some of your delicious Peanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Peanut Brittle?

Miss Scary: Aaaa! Oop, there it is, a small case, case-lightning-bulb.

Miss Naughty: Tiny lightning bolt? ok. [taps the lightening bolt on the can.]

[Miss Scary enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]

Miss Scary: Ah! [Miss Naughty enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything i said it would be, Miss Naughty?

Miss Naughty: [in another aisle] Hey, Peanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Miss Naughty is in] Oh, darn it, not again! [Miss Scary walks behind the gags] Quick! Make sure they're all off! He unlocks the room. Plugs them in.

Miss Naughty: bah! Another plan! [Miss Scary reads from his comic book, munching on a Prickly heat flavored popsicle. An old fish named Mr. Old enters the scene.]

Mr. Old: Good to see you, Miss Scary. How's my number one customer doing?

Miss Scary: Great, Mr. Old. This is my friend Miss Naughty. He wants to become a prankster, too.

Mr. Old: [walks up to Miss Naughty] Well, pleasure to meet you, Miss Naughty. [shakes Miss Naughty's hand, but Mr. Old has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Miss Naughty. Miss Naughty screams and sucks on his hand. Mr. Old laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.

Miss Naughty: i don't get it.

Mr. Old: [holding up one hand] Right, Mr. Jackpot. See you tonight.

Mr. Old: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Miss Naughty chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.

Miss Naughty: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] i don't get it.

Cannon: [shows Miss Naughty some fish] i don't get it either. The fish is huge, and there's a sticker on it that says, dangerously, $99.99. Your security guard, is having a discussion with his accountant. His accountant nods and smiles. Your security guard nods. He then walks behind the desk and beats the guy to death with a bat.

Guy: i. i can't believe this is going on. As he leaves.

Miss Scary: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?

Mr. Old: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.

Miss Scary: What else have you got? [Mr. Old holds up a whoopee cushion.]

Mr. Old: a whoopee cushion.

Miss Scary: Nah. [Mr. Old holds up fake vomit.]

Mr. Old: Fake vomit.

Miss Scary: No. [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]

Mr. Old: Real vomit?

Miss Scary: Eww! Don't you have anything good?

Mr. Old: Well, there is one prank that i've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!

Miss Scary: Wow, invisible spray!

Mr. Old: Now, they think they have a dollar and they'll think their buddy's real and they'll be curious so here's what you need. a real towel! a real empty pot! a "pen" that can write into the "a" on a "note pad" so all of your friends can sign in with their fake dollar.

Miss Scary: [picks up a six pack of beer.]

[title card: "three days ago". We pan across the "prankster" still putting on his prank of the day clown suit, to see he is changing into a new suit every minute, also he is pretending to write different things on his notes, one of which is "Goodbye special effect."]

Even so, these items don't seem to get rid of him. He still runs around his neighborhood. He calls his mom so she can get him to give the money. and. He gets voice mail.

[Miss Scary gives Mr. Old some money.]

Mr. Old: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.

Miss Scary: Thanks, Mr. Old. [he and Miss Naughty walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Miss Scary and Naughty outside.] Here it is, Miss Naughty. The ultimate prank, invisible spray.

Miss Naughty: What are we gonna do with it?

Miss Scary: i know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair. [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Miss Hug, Mr. Rude, Miss Carefree, Mr. Miserable, Miss Sporty, and Miss Ginger.]

Miss Hug: They're floating in midair!

Miss Carefree: How do they do that? [The thought bubble disappears.]

Miss Naughty: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Miss Scary! [Miss Naughty gives Miss Scary a thumbs up.]

Miss Scary: Well, let's get started.

Miss Naughty: We'll sit on the bench and spray it, then when people get close we'll disappear for a few moments, then spring back up and float again! [They don't realize they're floating.]

[Suddenly all of a sudden they look up at the bench where they were sitting.]

[The scene changes to reveal that while everyone was sitting it was totally clear Miss Scary was gone. Miss Naughty stares into the distance, a look of despair on his face. Scarywe sits down on the bench and speaks to Miss Naughty.]

Scarywe: Miss Naughty? That was weird. [Miss Naughty takes off his shorts.]

Miss Naughty: Okay, i'm ready. [Miss Naughty drops his pants on the ground.]

Miss Scary: Any particular reason you took your pants off?

Miss Naughty: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?

Miss Scary: That it does, Miss Naughty, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Miss Naughty takes the can of spray while Miss Scary takes off his pants. Miss Naughty hugs the can.] Okay, Miss Naughty, give me the can.

Miss Naughty: i think since spraying the park bench was my idea, i should get to spray it.

Miss Scary: Miss Naughty, spraying the park bench was my idea.

Miss Naughty: Yeah, but i said it was a good idea!

Miss Scary: Give me that thing.

Miss Naughty: It's in the bathroom. [Miss Naughty takes out the picture of otto on the floor.]

Miss Scary: Why?

ButtDrum: Do you think this is funny?

Miss Scary: Yes, Miss Naughty. i do.

ButtDrum: i don't think so.

Miss Scary: Give me that, Miss Naughty.

[Miss Scary grabs the can and he and Miss Naughty wrestle over it. Miss Scary accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]

Miss Naughty: Hey, the invisible spray works! [a tour bus drives up.]

Mr. Rude: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint! [The passengers laugh and Mr. Rude laugh. The bus drives off. Miss Scary covers his lower half]

Miss Scary: Oh my gosh, Miss Naughty, help me find our clothes!

Miss Naughty: Fine! [Miss Naughty and Happy are putting Miss Scarys shirt on. They also fight over his pants. Miss Naughty finally unbuttons the shirt and puts it on himself. He then pushes Happy away and looks in the mirror. He sees a dark waterhole-type monster. Miss Scary sighs and runs away. Miss Naughty then kicks the monster in the ass, but then looks down and sees that he's naked. He screams. end montage

[Miss Scary pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Miss Naughty sprays Miss Scary's right hand and it disappears]

Miss Naughty: i gotta hand it to you, Miss Scary. You look kinda funny. [Miss Naughty laughs and Miss Scary screams.]

Miss Scary: Righty, where are you? [Miss Naughty laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Miss Naughty making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? [Miss Naughty takes the can.]

Miss Naughty: Yeah. [He sprays Miss Scary's upper left corner.] i see what you mean. [Miss Scary takes the spray can and sprays Miss Naughty's lower half.]

Miss Scary: No guts, no glory! [laughs]

French Narrator: Several bad puns later. [The scene returns to Miss Scary and Naughty, who are now invisible. Miss Naughty shakes the can.]

Miss Naughty: Oh, hey, i think this thing is empty. [Miss Scary grabs the can and shakes it.]

Miss Scary: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Miss Naughty. You used the last of it. [Miss Scary throws the can far away.]

Miss Naughty: i'll make do. Meanwhile, over in the. Underground school.

We see Miss Naughty walking down the hallway with his backpack slung over his shoulder. The hall is dark and endless. Suddenly Miss Naughty stops in his tracks. As he turns a corner, he realizes that. --cut to the roof top. a huge hole is being blown away with the energy of his backpack.

[They walk up behind Miss Hug.]

Miss Scary: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?

Miss Hug: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.

Miss Scary: Thank you.

Miss Hug: Don't mention it. [Miss Hug turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]

Miss Naughty: Don't mention what?

Miss Hug: Uh, who said that?

Miss Naughty: Me.

Miss Hug: [screams] Ghosts! [Miss Hug runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]

Miss Naughty: Hey, i'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!

Miss Hug: What nerve! i was sitting right next to him! [There are children on a bench.]

Miss Naughty: [looking at the children and sings] i am the ghost. i have been here before. i've seen this man before. i'll tell him then. Children, we have traveled far to see this ghost! [the children jump off the bench and run toward them.]

Miss Naughty: We're the children of one and the same man. [He gets up on his hands and knees.]

Miss Naughty: [He walks toward Miss Hug and holds the Bible up in the air. Then he cries and lifts Miss Hug off the ground.]

Miss Naughty: And i told you before i could see the holy spirit. There is the spirit in my eye! All right, children, i told you before. Children, i command you to return to the ground! One by one the children fall back into the ground. i am the boogey-man! Stop it now, you children. The boogey-man is here again. Up there! i see him!! Children, i will tell you what to do. Don't all of you stop now. And with all respect, i'm not human. (Very funny.)

Miss Scary: Wait a second, Miss Naughty, my brain just hatched an idea.

Miss Naughty: Lay it on me.

Miss Scary: Okay, we're invisible, right?

Miss Naughty: Yeah.

Miss Scary: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Dillydale. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.

Miss Scary and Naughty: Whoo! High five! [They give each other a high five]

Miss Scary: Let's go scare us some suckers!

Miss Naughty: Hit 'em! Everybody out! [They start out and they don't stop]

Miss Chatterbox: Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, i thought i heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] i thought i left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't i toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did i acquire all these portraits of Miss Naughty? [Photos of Miss Naughty are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Miss Chatterbox turns around and sees Miss Scary and Naughty covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]

Miss Scary and Naughty: We're ghosts. [Miss Scary and Naughty wail again. Miss Chatterbox laughs.]

Miss Chatterbox: i knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts! Who are the ghosts?

Miss Scary and Naughty: We're the ghosts! It's just the continuing saga of The Miss Chatterbox Mermaid and we're going to unravel it all over this ocean of chairs.

Miss Chatterbox: No, no, no! You can't do that! i won't let you do that! i'm the Miss Chatterbox Mermaid! i'm Miss Chatterbox! i'll stop anything you want to do! [points to herself] i am Miss Chatterbox! i'm Miss Chatterbox! Except for the occasional Goofy eyes and smile, and hair that never stays perfect, and occasionally wrinkly skin, this woman is me! i am Miss Chatterbox!

Miss Scary and Naughty: Miss Chatterbox, we're the monsters. This show's a fictitious reality tv show. You are not a present-day Miss Chatterbox Mermaid. [pulls away a single strand of tangled hair] You are a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe, a tv grandma. You are The One True Miss Chatterbox Mermaid. i created you. You're a portrait of my tortured youth, but now that i have you back and feel you're safe with me. You are truly me. You deserve better. You deserve love.

Miss Chatterbox smiles: There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Miss Chatterbox's world.

Miss Scary: Boy, we really scared her! [Miss Scary and Naughty laugh.]

Miss Naughty: Who's gonna be our next victim?

Miss Scary: a better question would be, "Who isn't?" [The scene changes to show Miss Daredevil's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]

Miss Daredevil: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Miss Naughty and possibly Miss Scary eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Miss Naughty's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!

Miss Scary: Hey, ghosts! [He picks up a pair of ghosts on a hanger- Ace of Spades. He walks around with a coffin in hand and speaks to Miss Naughty.]

[Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Mr. Happy painting and humming to himself at his house. Miss Scary and/or Miss Naughty takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]

Mr. Happy: Huh? [Miss Scary and/or Miss Naughty paint(s) a mustache under Mr. Happy's nose. The two wail ghostly. Mr. Happy crashes through the wall and runs away.]

Mr. Happy: Ghosts! i'll show them all! So long! Go on!! "Go on!!!" Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes. end Flashback Theatre montage. Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage. As the track ends, the answering machine rings. It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler. She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more i'll say to you Once more i am to blame Then once again i am innocent once again i'll marry Anne if she will let me

The voice of Miss Scary answers.

[The scene changes to show Mr. Calm surfing at Goo Lagoon. Miss Scary and Naughty surf up to Mr. Calm, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]

Miss Scary and Naughty: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!

Mr. Calm: Ghosts! [Mr. Calm screams while falling off the board.]

Miss Scary: Aaaaagh! Mr. Calm is lifted off the board.

Miss Naughty sees Mr. Calm’s terrifying appearance and joins in.

[Miss Bossy appears waving her arms wildly.]

Miss Bossy: Ghosts!

[Miss Spicy appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]

Miss Spicy: Ghosts!

[Miss Curious appears, scared with arms on his head.]

Miss Curious: Ghosts!

[Miss Giggles appears in a sort of screaming position.]

Miss Giggles: Ghosts!

[Mr. Tickle appears holding a piece of toast.]

Mr. Tickle: Toast.

[Mr. Grumpy appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]

Mr. Grumpy: Ghosts!

[Mr. Quiet appears holding his stomach.]

Mr. Quiet: Ghosts! .

[Miss Bossy and Spicy stand side by side, facing the cell.]

Miss Bossy and Spicy: Zombies! .

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Miss Bossy and Spicy: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Mr. Tickle: i’m so scared.

Miss Bossy and Spicy: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Mr. Tickle: Uh huh.

Miss Bossy: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

[The scene changes to show the Krusty Krab at night. Mr. Nervous peers out of the blinds.]

Mr. Nervous: Ghosts? Ha! i ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Mr. Nervous neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, i'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Mr. Nervous is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And i'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, i've got me secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on. [The lights black turn off. Miss Scary and Naughty wail ghostly.]

Miss Scary and Naughty: [As they open the front door] Mr. Nervous!

Mr. Nervous: Wha? [Miss Scary and Naughty toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]

Miss Scary: Mr. Nervous, we've come to haunt you.

Miss Naughty: And we've got a plan to get you back into town. But don't make any mistakes.

Miss Scary: Yes, ghost boy! [They start walking through the door on top of a barrel. The Krusty Krab chases them.]

Mr. Nervous: Pssht! Shhh! Don't talk! [The Krusty Krab falls on them and the door slams shut.]

Miss Scary and Naughty: Oof! [they bounce up on top of a table.]

ghost boy: Miss Scary!

Miss Scary: Miss Naughty!

Miss Naughty: What are you guys doing here?

Miss Scary and Naughty: Bumboat!!!

ghost boy: No hard feelings, huh?

Miss Scary and Naughty: Bumboat. (then, frustrated) Wavy eights. (then) Six feet a second. They are good.

ghost boy: So i was thinking maybe we could be friends.

Miss Scary and Naughty: Bumboat.

ghost boy: Bum.

[Miss Scary and Naughty moan ghostly. Miss Scary and Naughty walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Mr. Nervous hits the ball faster.]

Mr. Nervous: i'm warning ya! [Miss Scary and Naughty moan. Miss Scary or Miss Naughty stops the ball. Miss Scary or Miss Naughty then cuts the string.]

Mr. Nervous: [shivering] Ooh!

Miss Scary and Naughty: [quietly] Boo. [They are laughing uncontrollably.]

Mr. Nervous: i gotta get out of here! [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]

Miss Scary: You can't escape, Mr. Nervous. We've glued the door shut. [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Krusty Krab.]

Mr. Nervous: [off-screen] You'll never get me! [Mr. Nervous tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]

Miss Naughty: Nice try, Mr. Nervous, but we replaced all the glass with rubber! [Mr. Nervous dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]

Miss Scary: Too late, Mr. Nervous, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Nervous cowers in a corner.]

Mr. Nervous: Please, spirits, leave me be. [a green cloud hovers over Mr. Nervous, then fades away. He shivers. Now, a very scary Pizzicato Doll (robin) floats down from the ceiling. He glares at Mr. Nervous. Mr. Nervous stumbles into a black hole of acid. Miss Naughty and Naughty's Mom enter. Mr. Nervous points to the acid in a nearby pile of garbage]

Dooby-Doo: that's all i want. [He flips the pile, showing all the empty trash bins. It's all just piles of garbage]

Miss Naughty: [downcast] Miss Scary's puffy cloud!

Mr. Nervous hangs his head in despair.

Mr. Nervous: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!

Miss Scary: Pay! [a dollar floats in the air]

Mr. Nervous: No!

Miss Scary: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]

Mr. Nervous: No! Don't burn me for a dollar!

Miss Scary: Dollar!

Mr. Nervous: No!

Miss Scary: No sir! i'll take the whole dollar!

Miss Scary climbs up into the vent, begins climbing up Miss Scary's legs. Mr. Nervous quickly grabs hold of the burnt dollar and begins to pull the water out of the pipe. As Miss Scary ascends, his weight increases. He tries to look for a vent. Don't let him die! [The water bubbles.]

[Mr. Nervous grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Miss Scary and Naughty, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Miss Scary and Naughty.

Miss Scary: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] i know not these names of which you speak. [Miss Naughty looks down and notices that he is visible.]

Miss Naughty: Uh, Miss Scary. Miss Scary, we're visible again. [points at the bucket of water that drips on him and them] And the water's running out, Miss Naughty. The water's running out.

Miss Naughty: Don't worry about it. There's water here somewhere. We just need some space to swim. We need more time to get through this routine.

Miss Scary: [notices the view of Miss Scary floating towards the screen] Wait for me. Miss Naughty, we're standing on the wrong side of the screen, you two can walk into my dream, can't we? Miss Scary, no. This is our whole world, and we're not supposed to be here. i have come here to explore.

Miss Naughty: [stepping in the water, holding onto Miss Naughty's arm] You guys are still going around taking our dreams away, are you?

[Mr. Nervous lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]

Mr. Nervous: So you two are the Dillydale ghosts.

Steph: We are.

Mr. Nervous: Of course.

Steph: You and Dara Dio are soul mates? [Dara Dio shrugs: i guess so.]

Mr. Nervous: Well this was before they moved to the big water. i am too old to still hunt living things. It is the death of all soul mates. My friends call it fin ki last tassimo. The joining of their bodies in a single continuum. [Dara Dio and Steph look up at him]

Mr. Nervous: i was ninety four last month. And you.you are -

Miss Scary: We're really sorry, Mr. Nervous. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em. [Mr. Nervous puts them down.]

Mr. Nervous: Hey, come on, boys, i'm hip! i pulled my share of pranks when i was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?

Miss Scary: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. [They all laugh again.]

Mr. Miss Scary: That's hilarious, Miss Scary! Uh, Miss Scary, uh, what are the chances of us catching a cold from holding an invisible pail in one of theEMTs' cubbies? Come on, boys, what do you say?

Miss Scary: Well, i-i-i guess if there were a chance of catching a cold from holding an invisible pail, i'd say it's slim to none. [They all laugh.] Uh, um, let's not go there, huh?

Miss Scary: Alright, no harm, no foul, but are we going to have to put our backs to the Toodles' cubbies while we put our backs to their cubbies?

Miss Scary: Well, i-i thought it would be a harmless prank we could pass off on the boys.

Miss Scary: Well, i-i-i guess if there were a chance of us catching a cold from- from- from holding an invisible pail in one of the emt's- emt's cubbies, i'd say it's none.

Miss Scary: Uh, Miss Scary, uh, are you udderly positive that the Emp-esterium ExtermiMiss Hugion Pail isn't contaminated with invisible paint?

Miss Scary: i-i-i know it for certain, uh, it's-it's unsanitary. There's invisible stuff all over my- my-my buns, and i don't know what i'm doing, i-i-i don't know what i'm talking about. i-i'm talking. Uh, Miss Scary, uh, do you know how that pail could be contaminated with invisible paint?

Miss Scary: i-i-i don't know. i-i-i don't know. It's-it's-it's-the Pail's- Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's  The Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's the Pail's Pail. a cake. a scary cake. Three yards square. [a white, round light shines on Miss Scary and Naughty. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Mr. Rude, Mr. Calm, Miss Daredevil, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Happy, Mr. Miserable, Mr. Grumpy, Miss Sparkle, the red shirt Mr. Old, Mr. Stubborn, Miss Kind, Miss Hug, Miss Trouble, Mr. Uppity, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Brave, Mr. Metal, two Miss Calamities, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Impossible.]

Mr. Nervous: The Krusty Krab presents. live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Dillydale Ghosts! [Miss Hug, Miss Kind, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Brave, Miss Baby, and Mr. Old are shown cheering. Miss Scary and Naughty scream while trying to cover themselves up. Mr. Nervous laughs teasingly. Miss Chatterbox whistles at them as Miss Daredevil takes a picture. Mr. Happy laughs. Miss Scary and Naughty keep trying to cover themselves.] The end.