Haunted Wickedness in Virtue-Land/Transcript

Charity and his Friends were excited about Virtueween:

 * (Charity and his Friends Make Jack o' Lanterns)
 * (Patient pops out of the red bed): I love Virtueween.
 * Charity: We're impressed.
 * Polite: The-- The ghost! The ghost!
 * Charity: That's not a ghost. You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat.
 * Polite: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)

Haunted Swing:

 * (A Bat Began to Tickle Charity)
 * Charity: (Laughs) Hey, stop that!
 * Patient: Come on, you're the one tickling you!
 * Charity: Look!
 * (Polite Moaning)
 * Charity: GHOST!
 * (Polite Removes the Bedsheet and Laughs)
 * Charity: Polite, are you trying to scare us to death?
 * Polite: No, but I was having fun.

Haunted Carousel:

 * (Moaning Sound)
 * (A Ghost Shows Up)
 * (Charity Screams and Jumps into Patient's Arms)
 * Charity: GHOST!
 * (Polite was the Ghost)
 * Charity: Dagnab you, Polite. I oughta--

Polite Makes Her a Bedsheet Ghost:

 * Temper: Polite, I'm going to make you a Bedsheet Ghost.
 * Polite: A Bedsheet Ghost?
 * Charity (Off-Screen): Quite impossible, I'm afraid.
 * (She Cuts the Holes in the Bedsheet)
 * Temper: Okay, you're ready.
 * (Polite Puts the Bedsheet Over her Head)
 * (She Then Disguises Herself as a Ghost)
 * Temper: You must be kidding.
 * Polite: Now, I go to the Ghostly Rides.
 * Temper: Ghostly Rides, eh?

Charity and his Friends Dressed as Costumes:

 * (Charity and his friends dressed as costumes)
 * Charity: I'm gonna be a hat.
 * Patient: I'm gonna be a pirate.
 * Humility: I'm gonna be a clown. What are you gonna be, Kind?
 * Kind: I'm gonna be a flower.
 * Humanity: I'm a princess.
 * Diligence: I'm an angel.
 * Temper: I'm dresses as a witch.
 * Chastity: And I'm a ghost.
 * Charity: Is everyone ready to go trick or treating?
 * All: Yeah!

Enter the Festival:

 * (Charity and his Friends Stop at the Festival)
 * Patient: Ta-da! Here we are!
 * Charity: We arrived at this very cool place, guys.
 * Humility: You said it, Charity.
 * Kind: Hey, look, guys. There's a plank that says, "Haunted Festival."
 * (Charity, Patient, and Humility Look at Each Other)
 * Patient: I met up with the Phantom.
 * (Charity's Friends Hear what Patient Said)
 * Patient: What?
 * Charity: Come on, let's go inside.
 * (Charity and his Friends Go Inside)
 * Shanty: Polite, you will dress as a ghost and be ready to spook them.
 * Polite: Can do, Shanty.
 * (Minor Virtues Hide)
 * Charity: Okay, guys, you search everywhere for Polite and catch her.
 * Virtues: Polite? Polite?
 * Humility: CHARITY! Let me explain the phrase... to SAT ON YOU!
 * (To their horror, they saw Polite wearing a ghost costume as she began to haunt them)
 * (Polite Moaning)
 * Charity: GHOST!
 * (There is a Ghost in the Festival)
 * (They are Very Afraid of Ghosts)
 * Chastity: They say there are none. Then it's still awful to see one!
 * (Polite Lifts the Sheet)
 * Polite: It's clever.