Pastiche Mountains 9: The Spooky School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Alexa and her Friends Down the Road)
 * (Pastiche Mountains 9: The Spooky School Title Card Appears)
 * Alexa: Riley, look. Lighting.
 * Riley: Lighting? Don't you mean lightning, Alexa?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Staring)
 * Alexa: No, silly. Lighting.
 * (Alexa)
 * (Alexa Pulls the Isis to Sam and Riley)
 * (Sam, Riley)
 * Sam: Not while we're walking, Alexa.
 * (Sam Moves the Isis Away)
 * Livie: Hey! Don't forget us.
 * (and Alexa's Friends)
 * Sam: Oh, boy. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Riley: Don't be foolish, Sam. You'll be a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? Mika's been working out.
 * Mika: Right. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * George: Oh, no! Mika!
 * Jennah: Oh, no! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
 * Mika: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * George: Mika, let go!
 * Mika: Anything you say, George.
 * (Mika Falls on George)
 * Mika: Gee, George, do you wanna work out, too?
 * George: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Alexa: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Riley: Me, too, Alexa.
 * Butter Firefall: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Sam Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Butter Firefall: I put it there for safe keeping, Sam.
 * Alexa: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Alissy: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Alexa.
 * Alexa: Only the best for our friends. (Chuckles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Purplewood's Finish School for Girls!
 * Alissy: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Purplewood's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Sam: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Riley: Yeah.
 * Jennah: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Jennah: See, Morty? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Sam: Yikes! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
 * (Alexa Wipes Sam's Eyes)
 * Alexa: How's that, Sam?
 * Sam: Much better, Alexa. I think I see the school.
 * (Sam Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Melodie: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Sam: It even has a moat.
 * Sam: Moat?!
 * Alexa: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Alexa is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Mario Tanner (Off-Screen): That's Alexa. She always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Alexa and Fixes Her)
 * Alexa: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Alexa)
 * Alexa: G-G-G-Good boy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Linny, Shoots Fire at Alexa)
 * Alexa: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Lizzy Dennis: Alexa likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Alexa: Guys! Guys!
 * (Alexa Tries to Pull the Helmet Off her Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Linny's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Jerrica: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Linny Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Alexa)
 * Alexa: Oh, no.
 * (Linny Snarls at Alexa)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Linny, come here.
 * (Linny Sadly Comes to Mrs. Purplewood)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Alexa: Me? Uh-uh.
 * Sam: Gee, Alexa, is that--?
 * Alexa: Dragon? Uh-huh. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Linny can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Riley: Glad to know you, Linny. I'm Riley, and these are Alexa's friends. I guess you've already met our friend, Alexa Aniston.
 * (Linny Snarls at Alexa)
 * Alexa (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Then you must be Sam. I'm Mrs. Purplewood, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Sam: Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Sam Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Sam Hears a Howl)
 * Sam: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Alexa?
 * Alexa: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Alexa and Sam Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Come now. We have a contract, Sam. This is your signature, is it not?
 * Sam: I guess so.
 * Riley: Sure it is. Livie and I even witnessed it. Right, Livie?
 * Livie: Right, Riley.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Sam: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Telly: What's wrong with batty? I'm Telly, Count Dennis' daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
 * Sam: D-D-D-D-Dennis'--
 * Alexa: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Kylie Howling)
 * Jennah: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Kylie the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Kylie.
 * Kylie: Helloooooooooo.
 * Sam: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Beatrice Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Alexa and Sam Skid to a Stop)
 * Beatrice: Hi! I'm Beatrice.
 * Alexa: And I'm outta here!
 * Beatrice: Huh?
 * Alexa: Come on, guys.
 * Riley: But, Alexa--
 * Mrs. Purplewood: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Beatrice: They don't run like their tired.
 * Telly: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Purplewood, Beatrice, Kylie, and Telly Laugh)

Welcome to Spooky School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Alexa: Maybe we can leave through this door.
 * Sam: I hope so, Alexa.
 * Riley: But, Alexa, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Sam (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Riley. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Sierra Floats By)
 * Sam: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Sierra: Hi! I'm Sierra. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Sierra Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Morty: Not bad, Sierra, but do you know any mambo?
 * (Alexa Picks up Morty): No time for mambo. We gotta tango!
 * (Shadows of the Purplewood Girls)
 * Beatrice: Don't worry, Mrs. Purplewood. We'll find 'em.
 * Alissy: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Alexa: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Alexa and her Friends: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Tiara Yawns)
 * Alexa: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * (Alexa and Sam Bumps into Beatrice)
 * (Sam Screams and Jumps into Alexa's Arms)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Tiara, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Tiara Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Telly: Yes, Tiara. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Alexa: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Sam: Yeah. Skin and bones.
 * (Sierra Laughs): They're strange, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: But they're in good shape, Sierra.
 * Mika: Gee, thanks.
 * Sam: Good shape? For what?
 * Telly: To teach us how to beat those Greathouse Cadets, of course.
 * Tiara: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Sierra: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Kylie: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Sam: But--
 * Mario Tanner: That's Alexa. She and her friends got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Alexa: You got that right.
 * Mario Tanner: Don't worry, Tiara. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Mario Tanner.
 * Kylie: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Telly: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
 * Beatrice: Yeah. Welcome to Spooky School.
 * (Beatrice Slaps Sam and Alexa, Alexa, and Sam Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Purplewood the Keys)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Alexa and Sam Yells as they Faint)
 * (Lizzy and Butter Carry Alexa and Sam in their Arms)
 * Lizzy Dennis: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Linny Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Ready for some early morning exercises, Mika?
 * Mika: You betcha, Mrs. Purplewood. Want us to wake Alexa and Sam?
 * Mrs. Purplewood: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Sam Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Sam's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Sam: G-G-Go away. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Sam: Come back-- Come back in an hour. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Sam Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Alexa Snoring)
 * (Linny Tries to Pull the Blanket Off her, Snarling)
 * Linny: Ohh.
 * (Linny Mutters and Walks to Alexa)
 * (Linny Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Alexa's Finger)
 * (Alexa Yells)
 * Jennah: Sounds like Alexa's up and at 'em.
 * (Alexa Yelling, and Puts her Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Riley: Whoa, Alexa, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: That's no goldfish, Riley. That's out pet piranha.
 * Alexa: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Alexa's Finger)
 * (Alexa Yells)
 * Telly: Mrs. Purplewood told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Alexa: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Beatrice: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Kylie: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Tiara: Careful, Kylie. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Sierra Laughing): How am I doing, Telly?
 * Telly: Oh, fang-tastic, Sierra.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Looks like Alexa's got the ballet class started, Sam.
 * Sam: She's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: You take over now, boys.
 * Sam: You're the boss, Mrs. Purplewood.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: And tutus for you too, kids.
 * Sayo: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Riley: Why must we dress around in a dress, Sam?
 * Sam: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Sam: Limber. Exactly what I was thinking.
 * (Alexa Runs into Sam and They Spin)
 * Telly: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Alexa, Sam, and Riley Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Alexa, Sam, and Riley Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Beatrice and Tiara Twirl)
 * Tiara: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Greathouse Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Johnson: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Patrick Rogen: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Purplewood place.
 * Johnson: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of funny kids.
 * Mikey: Hey, let me see, Johnson.
 * Johnson: Careful, Mikey. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Mikey's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Johnson's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Johnson: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Ollie: Patrick, it's-- It's Colonel Greathouse.
 * Patrick Rogen: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Greathouse: At ease, men.
 * (Johnson is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Greathouse: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Johnson Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Mikey Holds his Body)
 * Johnson: Thanks, Mikey. I needed that.
 * Colonel Greathouse: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Patrick Rogen: Yes, sir. Greathouse Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Greathouse: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Purplewood's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Mikey: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Mikey Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Hit the deck!
 * (The Greathouse Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Patrick Rogen: As you can see, sir, Mikey here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Greathouse: So I noticed.
 * Mikey: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Greathouse Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Marshall Robins: Our ball's now in Purplewood territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Patrick Rogen: Good idea, Marshall. Front and center, Mikey. Lead the way!
 * Mikey: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Mikey: Uh-oh.
 * (Linny Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Linny Growling)
 * Patrick Rogen: It's the Purplewood's weird guard dog.
 * Johnson (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Marshall Robins: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Linny Spews Fire)
 * Marshall Robins: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Patrick Rogen: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Linny Spews More Fire)
 * (The Greathouse Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Mikey: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Linny Laughing): The ball.
 * (Linny Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Mika: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Lex: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Alexa: Yeah, no tutu. (Chuckles)
 * Telly: Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair.
 * Beatrice: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Kylie Howls): How you doing, Tiara?
 * Tiara: Great, Kylie. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * (Alexa and her Friends Run Past Linny)
 * Sam: Hey, Linny, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Linny Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Sam (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Alexa: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Beatrice: I just love running through the trees.
 * Sierra: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Beatrice: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Alexa, and Sam Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Alexa: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Sam: Awesome!
 * (Alexa and Sam Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Alexa and Sam: Yuck!
 * Telly: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Alexa and Sam Throw the Apples Away)
 * Alexa: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Telly, Beatrice, Sierra, Kylie, and Tiara Eat Apples)
 * (Linny Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Linny, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now get rid of it.
 * (Linny Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Greathouse Military School)
 * Ollie: Here's another water balloon, Mikey.
 * Mikey: What are these for anyway, Patrick?
 * Patrick Rogen: Ammunition.
 * Marshall Robins: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Johnson?
 * Johnson: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Marshall Robinson: Check, bazooka.
 * Mikey: Is this gonna get our ball back, Marshall?
 * Marshall Robins: Check, affirmative.
 * Johnson: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Patrick Rogen: Good idea, Johnson. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Johnson: Fire?
 * Patrick Rogen: No! Not--
 * (Patrick Gets Blown Away)
 * Patrick Rogen: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Cadet Rogen, what is the meaning of this?
 * Patrick Rogen: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Marshall Robins: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Linny Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Patrick Rogen: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Marshall Robins: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Greathouse's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Ollie)
 * Colonel Greathouse: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Greathouse Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Greathouse: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Marshall Robins: Your hat, Colonel Greathouse.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Thank you, Cadet Robins.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Greathouse: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Purplewood Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Alexa: Excellent! I thought you'd never ask.
 * George: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Mika?
 * Mika: Yeah! Appetite. Mmm.
 * Riley: Boo-yah! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Oh, I certainly hope so.
 * Mika: Oh, goody.
 * (Mika Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Sam: Those overgrown flytraps are grabbing all the grub.
 * Tiara: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Purplewood? Can I?
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Of course, Tiara. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Tiara: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: See?
 * Sam: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Alexa: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Riley: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Riley Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Riley: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Sam: Here's some squash.
 * (Sam Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Sam: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Toborr Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Toborr: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Sam: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Telly: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Beatrice Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Thank you, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Sam: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Kylie: How much allowance do you have left, Telly?
 * Telly: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Kylie: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Telly Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Sam Yells as He Faints)
 * (Alexa Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Her)
 * (Alexa Yells): Sam! Eyes!
 * (The Eyes were Moon Spy Traps)
 * Alexa: Sam! Eyes! Eyes!
 * Sam: Rice? Where?
 * Alexa: No, Sam. Eyes. Eyes.
 * Sam: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Alexa: I did.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Hide)
 * Riley: I don't see any eyes, Alexa.
 * Sam: You were hallucinating, Alexa. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Alexa Glares at Sam)
 * (Kylie Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Telly Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Telly: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Jennah: Smells awesome.
 * Morty: Smells great.
 * Melodie: Definitely.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Sam: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Telly: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Alexa and Sam Gulp)
 * Sam: Delicious.
 * Alexa: Yeah. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
 * Beatrice: All right, coach.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Take a Peek)
 * Mystica: So, the Purplewood Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Octo Frighter: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into Purplewood's garden. (Giggles)
 * Mystica: You have done well, my Octo Frighter. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Mystica, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Frighter Laughing)
 * (Spider Hitters Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Ollie Hits the Ball)
 * Patrick Rogen: Nice spike, Ollie. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Greathouse Military to stay on top.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Johnson: On the win with Greathouse!
 * Colonel Greathouse: That's the spirit, men!
 * Mikey: Yes, sir!
 * (Patrick Catches Ollie as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Marshall Robins: No fair, Patrick. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Keep using your head, Rogen. I'm going over to Mrs. Purplewood's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Greathouse Walking to Mrs. Purplewood's School)
 * (Colonel Greathouse Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: All that exercise really loosened you up, Tiara, a little too much.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, Mrs. Purplewood, it's me, Colonel Greathouse.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Will you get the door for me, Telly?
 * Telly: You bat I will.
 * (Telly Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Mrs. Purplewood? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Greathouse Looks Shocked)
 * (Telly Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Telly Changes Back into a Human)
 * Telly: Anything you say, Colonel Greathouse.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Telly: Uh, up there. Mrs. Purplewood said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Greathouse)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Ah, Colonel Greathouse. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, Mrs. Purplewood, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, negative, Mrs. Purplewood. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Gerald, the Butler Brings Mrs. Purplewood a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Gerald Pours Mrs. Purplewood a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Purplewood Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Gerald Wipes Mrs. Purplewood's Mouth)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Linny Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Linny's Head)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, negative, Mrs. Purplewood. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Linny Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Greathouse: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Purplewood: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
 * (Gerald Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Alexa and her Friends to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Alexa, I want you to meet Colonel Greathouse.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Alexa: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Bad boy, Linny!
 * (Linny Grumbling)
 * Riley: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Alexa: Watches synchronized.
 * Sam: Synchronized.
 * (Gerald Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Check. Over and out.
 * Jerrica: Gee, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Alexa.
 * Alexa: What's the rush, Mrs. P? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Sam: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Jennah: But, Alexa, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Alexa: Why didn't you say so, Jennah? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Kylie Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Sierra Giggling)
 * (Kylie Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Alexa: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Sam (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Sierra Howling)
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Telly.
 * Telly: Thanks a lot, Alexa.
 * Tiara: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: You certainly are, Tiara. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Riley: That's it, Beatrice. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Linny Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Sierra Laughing)
 * Lex: Gee, Sierra, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Lex Hits the Wall)
 * Sierra: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Lex: I'd say more into the wall.
 * (Riley Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: You mean deep shrieking, Riley. Show him, girls.
 * (Tiara Breathing)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Tiara Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Telly: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Telly Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Telly Flies By Alexa)
 * (Alexa Yells and Falls Back)
 * Alexa: Oops.
 * (Linny Growling)
 * (Alexa Yells)
 * (Alexa Runs Away, But Linny Follows her)
 * Riley: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Alexa Yells)
 * (Linny Blows Fire 4 Times at Alexa)
 * Alexa: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Riley: Way to go, Alexa. That's deep breathing.
 * (Alexa is Running from Linny): Yikes!
 * Riley (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Purplewood Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Greathouse, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Purplewood)
 * Patrick Rogen: Get a load of that racket coming from the Purplewood place.
 * Marshall Robins: Whew. And I thought Greathouse was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Mikey: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Ollie.
 * Ollie: Aye, aye, Mikey.
 * Mikey: More weight.
 * Patrick Rogen (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Ollie: Attention!
 * (Ollie Salutes but Drops the Sack on Mikey who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Greathouse: At ease, men.
 * (Patrick, Marshall, Johnson, and Ollie Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Mikey)
 * Colonel Greathouse: I said at ease, Mikey.
 * Mikey: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Greathouse: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Patrick, Ollie, Marshall, and Johnson: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Greathouse: Do you want this trophy to stay at Greathouse Military School?
 * Patrick Rogen: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Mikey Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Mikey: Those Purplewood Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Mikey Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Sam: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Tiara is Pumping Herself)
 * Riley: Keep your chin up, girl. You mummy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Greathouse Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Mika: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Jennah.
 * Alexa: You said it.
 * (Sierra Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Alexa Loosens her Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Mika: Gee, Alexa. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Alexa's Neck Spins Out of Control as She Screams)
 * (Alexa Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (She Rises her Head Out of the Water)
 * Sam: This is not the time to go swimming, Alexa. We have a volleyball game.
 * Riley: But everyone says swimming is lots of fun, Sam.
 * (Sharks Approach Alexa)
 * Riley: Oh, boy. And it looks like Alexa is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Alexa)
 * (Alexa Screams in Terror): Sam! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Alexa)
 * Alexa: Sam! Help!
 * Sam: Keep paddling, Alexa! I'm on my way!
 * Riley: Me, too!
 * Beatrice: Me, first. I love swimming.
 * (Alexa Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Beatrice Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
 * (Beatrice Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * (Kylie Jumps, Howling)
 * (Telly Chuckles): Oh, Kylie. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Kylie and Telly Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Kylie Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Telly: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Lucile: Come on, Lex. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Alexa's Friends Jump in)
 * (Sierra Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Tiara: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Tiara Jumps Down)
 * Riley: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Sammy?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Tiara Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Sam: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Livie: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Beatrice: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Telly: We're ready for those Greathouse Cadets.
 * (Kylie Howls): Go, Purplewood! (Howling)
 * (Sierra Laughing)
 * Tiara: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps See the Girls)
 * Mystica: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Frighter?
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Mystica: Excellent.
 * Butter Firefall: Here, Jennah. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Mystica and Frighter)
 * Jennah (Off-Screen): Thanks, Butter. I needed that.
 * Mystica: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
 * Octo Frighter: Sorry, Mystica.

The Volleyball Game/Purplewood All the Way:

 * (Patrick Laughs): Look, guys, those Purplewood Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Linny, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Linny: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Telly: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Kylie Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Alexa: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Tiara: Thanks, Alexa. (She Hops Away)
 * Johnson: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Greathouse: Uh, negative, Mrs. Purplewood. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Not yet. Al!
 * (Al Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Sam: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Greathouse: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Purplewood Bangs the Gong)
 * (Gerald Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Mario Tanner: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Greathouse: Well, we need a referee.
 * Ray Oscar: You're looking at them. Mario Tanner, Ray Oscar, and Lizzy Dennis. We call 'em as we see 'em.
 * Patrick Rogen: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Kylie: No problem. (Howling)
 * Mikey: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.
 * Mika: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Mika: Thanks. Heads.
 * Johnson (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Mika: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Affirmative. Purplewood serves first.
 * Jerrica, Eve, and Sally: Go, go, Purplewood!
 * Sam: Give it all you got, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: Okay, coach.
 * (Beatrice Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Patrick and Mikey)
 * Lizzy Dennis: Net ball!
 * Johnson: I think it's a net loss.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Al, on the double.
 * (Al Fixes the Net)
 * Sam: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Beatrice: Okay, coach.
 * (Beatrice Hits the Ball Again)
 * Kylie: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Ollie: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Mario Tanner: Point goes to Purplewood!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Purplewood's Point)
 * Jerrica: Go, go, Purplewood! (She Shakes Mrs. Purplewood's Hands While Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Greathouse's Point)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Mikey: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Mikey Hits the Ball)
 * (Sierra Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Johnson: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Marshall Robins: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Lizzy Dennis: That's a fowl. Greathouse's point.
 * Greathouse Cadets: On the win with Greathouse!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Greathouse's Point)
 * Tiara: We're never gonna win that trophy, Telly.
 * Telly: You bat we are! (Howls)
 * (Telly Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Patrick Falls)
 * Mario Tanner: Nice spike, Telly!
 * (Telly Changes Back into a Human)
 * Telly: Thanks, Morty.
 * (Telly Goes to Patrick and Takes the Ball)
 * Telly: Our serve, cadet.
 * Patrick Rogen: I must be going batty.
 * Telly: Here, Tiara. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
 * (Tiara Hits the Ball)
 * Marshall and Johnson: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Tiara Hits it Again)
 * Marshall and Johnson: I've got it!
 * Tiara: I've got it!
 * (Marshall and Johnson Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Ray Oscar: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Purplewood's Point)
 * Kylie: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Sierra: That's a howl, Kylie! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Oh, Al!
 * (Al Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Al Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Okay, okay, a million flies.
 * (Al Remakes the Net)
 * Eve: Let's go, Purplewood!
 * Alexa: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. Two, please.
 * Riley: Make that three.
 * (Linny Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Jimmy: Thanks, Linny. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Patrick Rogen: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Greathouse Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Marshall Robins (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Mikey (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Purplewood.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tiara Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Beatrice: That looks good, Tiara.
 * Patrick Rogen: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Johnson: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Tiara to Fly)
 * Tiara: Whoa!
 * Mario Tanner: Outta bounds.
 * (Tiara Still Flies)
 * Mario Tanner: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Patrick)
 * Patrick Rogen: Then it's Greathouse's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Tiara)
 * Beatrice: Don't worry, Tiara. We'll get it back.
 * Patrick Rogen: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Marshall Hits the Ball)
 * Kylie: It's all mine!
 * (Patrick Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Kylie: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Telly: I'll save it, Kylie.
 * (Telly Spins Backwards)
 * Telly: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Greathouse: On the win with Greathouse!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Greathouse's Point)
 * (Alexa Eats the Hotdog)
 * Jimmy: Jinkies. This doesn't look good.
 * (Riley Takes the Hotdog from Jimmy's Hand and Eats it)
 * Riley: Tastes good.
 * Jimmy: We gotta catch up.
 * Alexa: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Alexa Puts Ketchup on Riley's Hotdog)
 * Patrick Rogen: Prepare for another hit, Marshall, with our secret weapon.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Riley Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Marshall who Hits the Ball)
 * Marshall Robins: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Patrick)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Patrick's Hand and Flies into Riley's Mouth)
 * (Riley Hiccups)
 * Patrick Rogen: Nice work, Marshall. Now our remote control is...
 * (Riley Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Patrick Rogen (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Greathouse, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Greathouse: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Riley Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Greathouse)
 * Alexa: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Riley?
 * Riley: Right, Alexa. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Alexa, Who Falls)
 * (Kylie Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Johnson and Ollie Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Purplewood's Point)
 * Mikey: On the win with Greathouse.
 * (Tiara Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Greathouse's Point)
 * Colonel Greathouse: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Patrick Rogen: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Patrick Hits the Ball)
 * Ollie: Whoa.
 * (Beatrice Hits the Ball)
 * Ollie: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Greathouse: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Lizzy Dennis: But it hit in first. Purplewood's ball.
 * Eve: Go, go, Purplewood!
 * (Linny Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Eve was Waving)
 * Eve: Huh?
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Fly Up)
 * (Kylie Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Marshall and Johnson)
 * Octo Frighter: Those girls are strong, Mystica.
 * Mystica: Just like their parents, Frighter, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Purplewood's Point)
 * Alexa: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Telly.
 * Telly: You bat I will.
 * Patrick Rogen: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Mikey.
 * Mikey: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Telly Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Mikey: Take that, you bat.
 * Tiara: I can't reach it!
 * Riley: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Mikey)
 * Mikey: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Johnson, Marshall, Ollie, and Patrick)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Mario Tanner: That's out, Colonel, and so are you.
 * Ray Oscar: Match over.
 * Lizzy Dennis: And Purplewood wins the game.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Purplewood's Point)
 * (The Purplewood Girls Cheer)
 * (Telly, Sierra, and Beatrice Have Sam)
 * (Tiara and Kylie Have Riley)
 * Telly: You were fang-tastic, coach.
 * Sam: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Greathouse.
 * Colonel Greathouse: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Greathouse and Gives it to Mrs. Purplewood)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Tiara. For your mummy case.
 * Tiara: Thanks, Mrs. Purplewood!
 * Patrick Rogen: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Marshall Robins: We had the strategy.
 * Johnson: We had the equipment.
 * Mikey: But we still lost.
 * Ollie: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Greathouse: No moping, men. The Greathouse code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Riley Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Greathouse on it)
 * (Riley Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Greathouse Bounces Away)
 * Patrick Rogen: Looks like the Greathouse code just got broken.
 * Marshall Robins: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Kylie Howling)
 * Kylie: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Tiara: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Jennah: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Telly: It's only the biggest even of the Purplewood school year.
 * Sam: Will there be food?
 * (Alexa and Sam Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Telly: Oh, lots of goodies, Sam. Mrs. Purplewood is in the kitchen right now.
 * Sam: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Alexa: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Purplewood Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Alexa: Brownies?! Excellent!
 * Sam: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Purplewood?
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Thanks, Sam. I've already got one. But you three can lick the bowl.
 * Alexa: Thanks.
 * Riley: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Okay, Linny. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Linny: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Telly: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Sam Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Sam: You said it, Telly.
 * (Alexa Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Alexa: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Telly: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Sam: Yikes!! There's itching in the kitchen, Riley!
 * Riley: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Sierra, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Sierra: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Sam: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Riley.
 * Riley: Yeah.
 * Sierra: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Alexa: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Telly: Everyone, Alexa. My daddy, Dennis.
 * Alexa: That's your daddy?
 * Telly: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Sam: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Riley. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Riley: Help! (He Runs Away)
 * Sam: Wait for me, Riley!
 * Beatrice: Stop!
 * (Sam and Riley Skid to a Stop)
 * Beatrice: You've gotta meet Frodo Frankenteen.
 * Tiara: And Manfred Mummy.
 * Kylie: Oh, don't forget Marcos Werewolf.
 * (Sam and Riley Keep Running Until Sierra Stops Them)
 * Sierra: And Hugo Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Sam: Yikes!
 * (Riley Jumps into Sam's Arms)
 * Sam: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Fathers)
 * Octo Frighter (Off-Screen): Here they come, Mystica.
 * (Marcos and Frodo Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dennis)
 * Octo Frighter (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dennis: Let me cape you out of the rain, Manfred.
 * Manfred Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Mystica: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Mystica will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Spider Hitter Tries to Bite Mystica's Hand)
 * (Mystica Smacks the Hitter Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Alexa, Sam, Riley, Beatrice, and Kylie Playing Checkers)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * Beatrice: Dada!
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Kylie: My papa's calling me.
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Sam: Everyone's running off, Riley. Why don't we?
 * Riley: Uh-huh!
 * Sam: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Gosh, Sam, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Sam: No, Alexa.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Sam: We should be safe now, Riley.
 * Riley: I hope so, Sam.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): We have company, Riley.
 * (Sierra Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Hugo Phantom: Sierra's told me so much about you.
 * (Sam and Riley Scream)
 * (Sam Holds Alexa's Hand as He and Sam Run)
 * Sierra (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
 * Riley: Out here, guys.
 * (The Bats or Dennis and Telly Fly in)
 * Sam: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Sam Runs While Riley, Holding Alexa's Hand, Runs with her)
 * Riley: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dennis Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: I'm so glad to see new blood at Purplewood.
 * Riley: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Sam: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dennis: Telly, these 2 are battier than we are.
 * Telly: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
 * Riley: We were lucky, Sam, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Sam: Positively!
 * Alexa: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Sam Hugs Alexa in Fear)
 * Sam: I hope you're right, Alexa.
 * (Sam and Riley Scream)
 * Beatrice: There they are, Dada!
 * Frodo Frankenstein: Come to Frankenteen.
 * Manfred Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Manfred Wraps Alexa, Sam, and Riley)
 * Manfred Mummy: Who are you?
 * Riley: I'm Riley.
 * Alexa: And I'm Alexa Aniston.
 * Sam: Don't hurt Riley, Manfred. It's all my fault we're here.
 * Manfred Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Marcos Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Marcos and Kylie Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: That's the spirit, kids.
 * Riley: Very good, right, Sammy?
 * Sam: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: It's an old Purplewood recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Sam and Riley Scratch)
 * Alexa: Gee, Kylie, what's that?
 * Kylie: Something for my papa, Alexa. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That's beautiful, Kylie. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
 * Telly: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dennis: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dennis Changes into a Bat)
 * (Telly Puts the Robe on Dennis)
 * Telly (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
 * (Dennis Screeching)
 * Telly: See for yourself.
 * (Dennis Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Riley: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Sammy?
 * Sam: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dennis Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Linny Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Telly: Don't feel left out, Linny. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Linny Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Beatrice: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Beatrice: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
 * (Frodo Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Beatrice. (He Pats Beatrice's Head)
 * Beatrice: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Tiara.
 * (Tiara Shows Manfred a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Tiara (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Manfred Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Tiara.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Sierra Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Sierra Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Gerald Plays the Drum)
 * Sierra: And 6 tentacles. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Look Outside)
 * Octo Frighter: They're having fun, Mystica.
 * Mystica: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Sierra Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Hugo Phantom: Fantastic, Sierra.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Bravo!
 * (Kylie Howls)
 * Count Dennis: It made my blood run cold.
 * Sam: Let's give that hand a hand, Riley.
 * (Riley Smiles at Sam)
 * (Sierra Shakes the Hand)
 * Sierra: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dennis: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Telly.
 * Telly: I know, Daddy.
 * Marcos Werewolf: The moon is going down, Kylie. I'd better run, too.
 * Riley: See you next Halloween.
 * Count Dennis: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Telly.
 * Riley: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dennis: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That goes for Kylie, too. (Howls)
 * (Frodo Grabs Sam and Riley by the Throat)
 * Frodo Frankenteen: Beatrice's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Frodo Puts them Down, and Manfred Picks Them Back Up)
 * Manfred Mummy: Take care of Tiara and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
 * (Manfred Puts them Down)
 * (Hugo Appears as Sam and Riley Gasp)
 * Hugo Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Hugo Leaves)
 * Alexa: Bye, guys. Whoa, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Sammy?
 * Sam: Yeah, right.
 * Riley: Well, there's nothing to be afraid of now, Sam.
 * Sam: Uh-huh.
 * Mystica: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Mystica Walks to the Spider Hitter)
 * Mystica: Get ready to fly, little Spider Hitter. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Mystica Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Mystica's Plan/Trip to Misty Marsh:

 * Mystica: There's no time to waste, Octo Frighter. Get cranking.
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Mystica Has a Picture of Sam)
 * Mystica: This is your target.
 * (Spider Hitter Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Mystica Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Hitter to See)
 * (Spider Hitter is Pleased)
 * Mystica: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, Spider Hitter, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Frighter Laughing)
 * Mystica: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Octo Frighter: Y-Yes, Mystica.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Riley is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Spider Hitter)
 * (Riley Yells): Sam! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Sam: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Riley.
 * (Riley Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Sam, bat.
 * Sam: Calm down, Riley. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Sam: See? See for yourself, Riley. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Riley: Okay, Sam.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Spider Hitter is There)
 * Riley: Sam! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Sam: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, man. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Riley.
 * (Riley Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Curled Up in the Window)
 * (Sam Snoring)
 * (Spider Hitter Spies on Sam)
 * (The Hitter Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
 * Mystica's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Sam: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Mystica: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the Misty Marsh.
 * Sam: Little girls... field trip... to the Misty Marsh.
 * Mystica: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Sam Giggling)
 * (Frighter Laughs and Stops)
 * Mystica: Don't just stand there. Get to the Misty Marsh and set my traps.
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Greathouse Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Marshall, Ollie, and Mikey Wake up)
 * (Patrick is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Patrick)
 * Patrick Rogen: Johnson, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Johnson: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Greathouse: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Patrick Rogen: I'll say. That's Misty Marsh.
 * (Cut to the Purplewood School)
 * Sam: Good morning, Riley. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Riley: It is?
 * Sam: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Riley Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Riley Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Alexa Wakes Up)
 * Alexa: You knocked, Riley?
 * Sam: Glad you're up, Alexa. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Kylie Howls): We will, Mrs. Purplewood.
 * Riley: We're all ready to go.
 * Linny: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Sorry, Linny. You're staying home with me.
 * (Linny Grumbling)
 * Sam: Here we go, gang.
 * Beatrice: Bye, Mrs. Purplewood!
 * Tiara: Bye, Linny!
 * Mrs. Purplewood: See you later, girls.
 * Linny: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Mika: So, Sam, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Sam: Someplace scenic, Mika. Right here.
 * Mika: That's Misty Marsh.
 * Alexa: Misty Marsh?!
 * Telly: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Alexa: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, man!
 * Sierra: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Spider Hitters at Work:

 * Colonel Greathouse: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this marsh.
 * Marshall Robins: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Ollie)
 * (Patrick Falls in the Mud)
 * Patrick Rogen: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Greathouse and Ollie Walking Through the Marsh)
 * (Patrick, Johnson, Mikey, and Marshall Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Johnson: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Mikey: And dumb, too.
 * Tiara: What do we do now, Sam?
 * Sam: Well, now, uh, how about a jog through the marsh?
 * Beatrice: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Tiara: Wait for me, Beatrice.
 * Alexa: And us, too.
 * (Alexa Picks up Jennah)
 * (Kylie Howls): Race you across the marsh, Telly.
 * Telly: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Kylie Jogging)
 * Kylie: Aw, no fair, Telly. We're supposed to be jogging, not jetting.
 * (A Coil Trips Kylie)
 * Octo Frighter: Gotcha.
 * Kylie: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Frighter Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Octo Frighter.
 * Kylie: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, Frighty.
 * (Frighter Grunts)
 * Kylie: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Kylie Gasps)
 * (The Spider Hitters Grab Kylie)
 * Kylie: Put me down!
 * Octo Frighter: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Purplewood (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Linny?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Linny, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Linny is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Riley: Gee, Sam, marsh jogging is fun.
 * (Linny Hears Laughter Coming Through the Misty Marsh)
 * (Cut to Alexa and her Friends Running on Stones)
 * Riley: How'd you think of this place?
 * Sam: I don't know, Riley. In my dreams, I think. Yikes!
 * (Sam Leaps into Alexa's Arms)
 * Sam: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Alexa: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
 * Alexa and Sam: Help!
 * Mika: Don't worry, Alexa. Mika to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Mika: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on a Crocodile)
 * (George Grabs her)
 * Sam: Nice going, Mika, but too late.
 * Alexa: Guys!
 * Sam: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Alissy: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Telly: Try swinging with me.
 * (Telly Grabs Alexa and her Friends)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Telly Changes into a Human)
 * Sam: Not too bat an escape, right, Alexa?
 * Alexa: Yeah, Sammy.
 * Lex: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Telly: I need some help myself. Kylie must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Sam: This marsh is a little bothering.
 * Riley: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Alexa: Yeah. (Gasps)
 * Telly: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Greathouse Cadets are Walking)
 * Mikey: Hey, what's that up there? This marsh has got bats!
 * Johnson: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Marshall Robins: Negative. I think this is...
 * Patrick Rogen: Quicksand!
 * Mikey: What do we do now, Patrick?
 * Patrick Rogen: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative. Help!
 * Greathouse Cadets: Help!
 * Beatrice: Sounds like those smart aleck Greathouse Cadets.
 * Tiara: Maybe they're playing in the marsh, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Patrick Rogen: Someone's coming.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative. It's those Purplewood Girls.
 * Johnson: Quick! Help us out.
 * Tiara: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Marshall Robins: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Johnson: On the double!
 * Mikey: If not sooner!
 * Melodie: Well, Tiara, if they insist.
 * Tiara: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Beatrice Helps the Greathouse Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Greathouse Cadets Scream)
 * Johnson: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.

Purplewood Girls Captured!:

 * Patrick Rogen: Now we'd better find a way out of this marsh. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Linny Comes by and Sniffs Patrick's Foot, Snarling)
 * Patrick Rogen: Retreat!
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Sierra: Marshes never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Spider Hitters are Watching Sierra)
 * (Spider Hitters Laughing)
 * (Sierra Laughing): That's strange. Those eyes are watching me. What do I think I shall do? Oh, well. I think I shall investigate. (Laughing) I can see it.
 * (Flapping Wings Sound)
 * (Sierra is Grabbed by Spider Hitters)
 * Sierra: Hey! Let go of me!
 * Riley: No sign of the girls, Alexa.
 * Alexa: Uh-oh.
 * Sam: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this marsh.
 * Lucile: Hold it, Sam. Maybe Telly has good news.
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * Sam: Does that mean you found Kylie?
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * Sam: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Alexa Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Alexa to Spin, and Sends her Flying)
 * Mario Tanner: There goes Alexa, wanting to be first again.
 * (Alexa Lands on Linny, Who Snarls)
 * Alexa: Oops!
 * (Linny Spews Fire at her, and Chases her)
 * (Alexa Screaming)
 * (Linny Runs After her)
 * Sam: I wish Alexa would learn to not play with Linny.
 * (Telly Looks Down, Sees Kylie and Sierra Captured, and Screams)
 * Kylie: Don't worry, Telly, we're here. Come down.
 * Sierra: We want to tell you something.
 * (Telly Flies Down)
 * Kylie: Fly higher!
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * (The Spider Hitters Fly After Her)
 * Octo Frighter: Don't let her escape!
 * (Telly Keeps Flying from the Bats)
 * Johnson: Wow! Look up there!
 * (Mikey Takes the Binoculars from Johnson)
 * Johnson: What a dog fight.
 * Mikey: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
 * (Patrick Takes the Binoculars from Mikey)
 * Patrick Rogen: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
 * (The Spider Hitters Get Knocked Out)
 * (Alexa Hides in the Shack to Lose Linny)
 * (Linny Still Runs)
 * (Alexa Snickering)
 * (Kylie Taps on Alexa's Shoulder)
 * Alexa: Yikes! What's wrong, Kylie?
 * Kylie: Octo Frighter is right behind you. Look out!
 * Sierra: Linny will come back for her.
 * (Alexa Gulps, and Walks Out)
 * (Frighter's Tentacles Grabs Alexa)
 * Octo Frighter: Gotcha!
 * Alexa: Help!
 * Octo Frighter: Mystica does not like meddlers.
 * Alexa: N-N-Not me!
 * (Alexa Tries to Run Away from Frighter, when Fire Burns Frighter)
 * Octo Frighter: Yeow!
 * (Linny Blows Fire at Frighter)
 * (Frighter Screaming)
 * (Frighter Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Octo Frighter: You two will pay for this!
 * (Linny Becomes Alexa's Friend)
 * (Alexa Shakes Linny's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Linny Run)
 * Octo Frighter: No one escapes the Octo Frighter.
 * (Telly Hides in the Clouds)
 * (The Spider Hitters Can't Fire her Anywhere)
 * Tiara: Well, it's about time.
 * Beatrice: Where have you Purplewood girls been?
 * Sierra: Looking for you.
 * Kylie: What's going on?
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * Beatrice: It's Telly.
 * Tiara: Something's wrong.
 * Beatrice: But we gotta get outta here.
 * (Beatrice and Tiara Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Spider Hitters)
 * Mystica: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Purplewood Girls.
 * (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Mystica)
 * (Telly Screeching)
 * (The Spider Hitters Finally Catch her)
 * (One of the Hitters Put the Earphones on Telly)
 * (Telly is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Rescue Mission:

 * (Telly is Struggling to Get Away)
 * Mystica (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You cannot escape only me, Mystica. Your will is strong, just like your father's, but my will is stronger. Don't escape!
 * (The Spider Hitters Take Telly to Castle Mystica)
 * Sam: Guys! Telly's getting bat-napped.
 * Mika: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
 * George: Don't worry, Mika. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
 * Alexa: No. They're gone.
 * Mika: You don't mean Beatrice?
 * Alexa: Yeah, she's toughest nail's Frankenstein's monster.
 * Panty Schaeffer: And Sierra?
 * Alexa: Sure, she's the gang's fun-loving ghost.
 * Sandra: Not Tiara and Kylie, too?
 * Alexa: Exactly. She's the cute mummy and a werewolf who howls. And Telly, she was kidnapped.
 * Riley: Telly? The Purplewood Girls are in trouble? Whoa! Oh, this is awful. They're kidnapped. What do we do now?
 * Alexa: Follow that shack!
 * Sam: Huh?
 * Sandra: I think Alexa wants us to follow that shack.
 * Alexa: That's what she said. Follow that shack.
 * Riley: Say no more, Alexa.
 * Sally: We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
 * Alexa: Uh-huh.
 * Sam: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
 * Patrick Rogen: Looks like the Purplewood transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
 * Mikey: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
 * Marshall Robins: However, the Greathouse code says we help vehicles in distress.
 * Johnson: Affirmative.
 * Patrick Rogen: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
 * Mikey: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
 * (Linny Snarling)
 * Patrick Rogen: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative.
 * Melodie: Look, Alexa, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
 * (Linny Walks By and Winks at Alexa, Smiling)
 * Sam: Keep pushing. I'm putting the metal to the pedal.
 * (The Greathouse Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
 * Sam (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
 * Riley: Come on! Get up, guys! The Purplewood Girls are in trouble!
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Come on, Riley!
 * Riley: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
 * Patrick Rogen: That's a negative!
 * Mikey: Yeah, get lost!
 * Riley: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
 * (Alexa and her Friends Drive Off)
 * (Colonel Greathouse Appears)
 * Patrick Rogen: Colonel Greathouse, sir.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Cadet Ollie has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Rogen.
 * Patrick Rogen: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
 * Colonel Greathouse: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
 * Greathouse Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * (They Leave)
 * (Meanwhile, The Spider Hitters Take Telly Inside the Castle)
 * Riley (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
 * Mika (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
 * Sam: We'd need wings to get up there.
 * Alexa: Leave it to us, Sam.
 * (Scene Slides to Alexa)
 * Alexa: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
 * (The Traps were Set Up)
 * Linny: Hey! What about me?
 * Alexa: Make that a double charge for Jennah and Linny.
 * Linny: Yeah!
 * Sam: Are you sure this'll work, Alexa?
 * Alexa: I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
 * (Scene Fades to Alexa her Friends, and Linny on the Trap)
 * Alexa: Fire away, Linny!
 * (Linny Lights the Fire)
 * (The Trap Flings them Up)
 * (Alexa's Friends, Except for Alexa Scream)
 * Alexa: Whee! We'll be there in no time flat.
 * (They Land on the Wall Flat)
 * (Alexa and Linny Land on the Ground)
 * Sam: You were right about the flat part, Alexa.
 * Alexa: Man, I'm sorry, guys.
 * Riley: It's okay, Alexa. (Giggles)
 * Mystica: It's been too long since we had company, Frighter.
 * Octo Frighter: I knew you'd be pleased, Mystica.
 * Mystica: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Octo Frighter: But, Mystica, what happens if your prisoners escape?
 * Mystica: Don't upset yourself, Frighter. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to have my arms defeat them.
 * Octo Frighter: Defeat them? Oh, how revolting.
 * Mystica: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and get my army ready!
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica!

Mirror Monster Riley:

 * Riley: This pad is really locked, guys.
 * Alexa: Linny will take care of it. Won't you, Linny?
 * (Linny Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
 * (Linny Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
 * Linny: Huh?
 * Lizzy Dennis: Oh, no. This lock must be flame proof.
 * Jennah: Allow me, Lizzy. Pick me up, Butter.
 * (Butter Picks up Jennah, and Jennah Uses a Key to Unlock the Door)
 * Jennah: Bingo.
 * Butter Firefall: That's one talented key, Jennah. (Laughs)
 * Jennah: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Alexa: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
 * Riley: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
 * Sam: Me, too, Riley.
 * (Sam and Riley were Looking Through the Halls, Until Sam Spots Something)
 * (Sam Pulls the Sheet off and a Mirror is Shown)
 * (A Monster Version of Sam Appears in the Mirror)
 * Sam: Huh? (He Backs Away from it)
 * (He Tiptoes Quietly to Show his Reflection Again, and his Monster Form is Seen Again)
 * (Sam Screams): TEVIN!!
 * (He Runs to Get Riley)
 * Riley: What's the big idea, Sam?
 * Sam: Mirror Monster.
 * Riley: Relax, Sammy. It's only a mirror.
 * (Riley Looks at his Monster Reflection and Makes Funny Faces)
 * Riley: See? It's just a silly reflection, like they have at the carnival.
 * Sam: Sorry, Riley.
 * Riley: Makes you look weird, but it can't hurt you.
 * (Sam Sees Someone Coming to Grab Riley and Runs Away)
 * Riley: Sam, come baaaaaaaaaack!
 * (The Mirror Monster of Riley Jumps Out)
 * (Riley is Trapped in the Mirror)
 * Riley: Hey! Let me outta here.
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Ohh... (Sinister Laughing)
 * Octo Frighter: That's it. Mystica likes a potion making. Hey, you there.
 * (Sandra Holds a Water Gun)
 * Sandra: How about a little water gun on your face?
 * (Sandra Sprays Octo Frighter in the Face with Water)
 * Octo Frighter: Oh, I'm getting wet. They'll soon be defeated for a second.
 * (Livie Looks Around and Sees Riley Trapped)
 * Riley: Livie, thank goodness. You have to tell Sam that the me who's following him isn't me.
 * Livie: Are you? Good. You were duplicated into a mirror-like monster like you, Riley.
 * Riley: Me? As a duplicator? Yes. Is it the witch of the web, Livie?
 * Livie: Correct. It's Mystica. She makes the girls part of her evil team forever at midnight.
 * Riley: Her evil team?! It can't be that bad. Livie, go tell Alexa's friends about Mystica.
 * Livie: As you wish.
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Snarling)
 * (He Scratches Sam's Back Causing Sam to Laugh)
 * Sam: Cut it out, Riley.
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Sam.
 * Sam: Yes, Riley?
 * Mirror Monster Riley: I'm after you.
 * (Sam Screams): Y-Y-You're not Riley.
 * (The Mirror Monster has Sam's Shirt, and Sam Puts it Back on his Body and then Runs Away)
 * Mirror Monster Riley: You can't escape!
 * Sam: Riley!
 * Mirror Monster Riley: He can't help you now. No one can help you now. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Sam is Still Running from Mirror Monster Riley)
 * Sam: Help!
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Sam: Help!
 * (Sam Skids)
 * Sam: Becky! Sandra! Help!
 * Sandra: Calm down, Sam. We're here to help you.
 * Becky: With this disguise, of course.
 * Sam: You are?
 * Becky: Hurry, Sam. Fool the mirror monster.
 * Sandra: We'll fetch Alexa's friends.
 * Sam: Got it.
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Now, I've got you.
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Skids)
 * Mirror Monster Riley: I've got--
 * (Sam, Disguised as a Mummy, Mops the Floor as Becky and Sandra Ran off to Fetch Alexa's Friends)
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Hey, did a big ugly boy go by here a minute ago?
 * Sam: Ugly? Uh, I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Thanks.
 * Sam: It worked. (Giggles)
 * (He Continues Mopping Until She Bumps into Mirror Monster Riley)
 * Sam: Oops!
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Snarling): You can't fool the Mirror Monster. (Snarling)
 * (Jennah Yells)
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Snarling, Gets a Bucket Stuck on his Head)
 * Sam: Help! Help!
 * Elaine: Sounds like Sam's in trouble.
 * Linny: Yeah.
 * (They Run Off)
 * Riley: Elaine! Linny! Geez, I've spent a lot of time in front of a mirror, but never this long behind it.
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Tries to Get the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Elaine: I'll help you get that off, Riley. (Takes the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Thank you.
 * Elaine: Hey, you're not Riley. And you look better with this on.
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Shakes it Off his Head and it Lands on Linny's Head)
 * Elaine: Put me down, you Riley imposter!
 * (Linny Snarling)
 * Elaine: I'm warnin' ya. Put me down, or prepare to splat!
 * Mirror Monster Riley: You don't scare me.
 * (Linny Spews at the Mirror Monster Riley)
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Screaming, and Runs Away)
 * Elaine: Gee, I think he got the message, Linny. But just in case--
 * Linny: Yeah. (Spews Fire at him Again)
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Screaming): I'm going! I'm going! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Elaine: Nice job, Linny! Now we'd better find the real Riley, and Alexa and Sam.
 * Linny: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Mirror Monster Riley: Ooh, it's too dangerous out here.
 * (Mirror Monster Riley Jumps Back in the Mirror and Tosses Riley Outside)
 * Riley: Jeez! It's about time.

Sour Ptera:

 * (Alexa Walks By Quietly)
 * (She Then Hears a Noise)
 * Alexa: Uh-oh.
 * (The Wall Slides Back with Alexa)
 * Elaine: Gee, I thought I heard something.
 * Mystica: What are you doing in here?
 * (Alexa Gulps)
 * Mystica: Are you looking for the bathroom?
 * Alexa: Uh-huh.
 * Mystica: Then it's right over there.
 * Alexa: Thank you, Mystica.
 * (She Throws the Mop at Frighter)
 * Octo Frighter: There's something funny about that woman.
 * Mystica: Stop dawdling, Frighter. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
 * Octo Frighter: Deadly nightshade.
 * (Mystica Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
 * Mystica: Powdered newt.
 * Octo Frighter: Powdered newt.
 * Mystica (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Octo Frighter: Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Mystica (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
 * Octo Frighter (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
 * (Frighter's Tentacles Grabs Alexa's Leg)
 * Octo Frighter: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
 * Alexa: Whoops!
 * Octo Frighter: It's that meddling girl of the Purplewood's.
 * Mystica: She's too stupid to have come alone.
 * Alexa: Stupid?
 * Mystica: Dispose of her, and any of her foolish friends.
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica.
 * (Scene Fades to Jennah and Morty Searching)
 * Riley: Guys. Oh, boy. I'm so glad we found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before we get killed. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bat news.
 * Jennah: We'd love to. We're trying to find a way to Mystica's room.
 * Riley: Oh. What a freedom development this is.
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Riley: Oh, no! Sounds like Alexa needs us more than we do. (He Runs Off)
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Sam: That's Alexa, and she's in trouble. Hang on, Alexa! I'm coming!
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Riley: We're coming, Alexa!
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Sam: I'm right behind you, Riley!
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Octo Frighter: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
 * Alexa: Help! Fellas!
 * Sam: Put my wife down, you big meanie!
 * Octo Frighter: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Frighter Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
 * Jennah: Oh, no! I'm beginning to get the idea.
 * Octo Frighter: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
 * (Frighter Drops Alexa)
 * (Alexa Yells)
 * (SPLASH)
 * Sam: Hey! You can't do that to my wife.
 * Octo Frighter: Don't worry. You'll be joining her.
 * (Frighter Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Door Opens Wider)
 * (Alexa's Friends, and Linny Fall in the Water)
 * (SPLASH)
 * (Frighter Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
 * Sam: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
 * Octo Frighter: So does the giant Sour Ptera.
 * Mika: Sour Ptera?
 * George: Mika! Look!
 * (Sour Ptera Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Sour Ptera Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Mika: Jinkies! I think this Sour Ptera doesn't mean well, Georgie!
 * George: Uh-huh!
 * (George and Mika Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
 * (Sour Ptera Surrounds Them)
 * Butter Firefall: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Linny.
 * (Linny Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
 * (Linny Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
 * Mika: Jinkies! What time for his pilot light to go out.
 * (Sour Ptera Surrounds Them)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (Cut to Greathouse Military School)
 * Marshall Robins (Off-Screen): Patrick, I can't sleep.
 * Johnson (Off-Screen): Me, either.
 * Patrick Rogen: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Purplewood Girls.
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative. It's the Greathouse code to help ladies in distress.
 * Mikey: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
 * Patrick Rogen: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
 * Marshall and Johnson: Affirmative!
 * (The Greathouse Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Purplewood Girls)
 * (Meanwhile, at Castle Mystica)
 * Mystica: Did you take care of that girl and her friends?
 * Octo Frighter: The Sour Ptera will make quick work of them.
 * Mystica: Good. Now send out the Hitters. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Sour Ptera Laughing)
 * Alissy: Oh, no! This is not the time for games, Alexa.
 * Alexa: I hope he'll play ball with me, Alissy. (She Throws the Ball to the Sour Ptera)
 * Sour Ptera: Huh?
 * Alexa: Your turn, Linny.
 * (Linny Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Riley's Head)
 * Alexa: That's it, Riley.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Sour Ptera Hits the Ball)
 * Alexa: Nice shot, Mr. Sour Ptera.
 * Alissy: I hope you're gonna let him win, Alexa. This guy looks like a sore loser.
 * Alexa: Come on, Riley. Hit it high.
 * (Riley Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Sour Ptera to Reach)
 * Sam: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Linny Follows)
 * Melodie: It's like an elevator, right, Sam?
 * Sam: Yeah.
 * (Sour Ptera Catches the Ball)
 * Sam: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Alexa Checks her Watch)
 * Alexa: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
 * (Her Watch Has Riley on it)
 * Mystica: Prepare my Spider Hitters, Frighter. The potion is ready.
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica.
 * (Frighter Pulls the Lever)
 * Mystica: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be imprisoned.
 * (Frighter Laughs as He Pulls the Other Lever)
 * Octo Frighter: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
 * (Spider Hitters Laugh)
 * Sierra: It doesn't look good, guys. I've been watching all day, and I haven't seen Alexa or her friends.
 * Tiara: Oh, Alexa. Please hurry.
 * Johnson: I'm picking up bats.
 * Patrick Rogen: Any visual siting?
 * Johnson: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
 * Marshall Robins: Castle Mystica!
 * Patrick Rogen: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

Secret Passageway/Freeing the Purplewood Girls:

 * Riley: Are you sure this is how you got into Mystica's lair, Alexa?
 * Alexa: I think so.
 * Sam: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
 * Riley: There's no time. It's midnight!
 * Mika: Don't worry, Riley. Me and George will break down the door.
 * (George and Mika Pick up Riley)
 * Riley: Are you sure about this?
 * (George Chuckles): Sure, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
 * (George and Mika Use Riley as a Battering Ram, and Batter Down the Door)
 * Riley: B-B-Boo-yah. Talk about an un-headache.
 * Mika: You said it.
 * (The Purplewood Turn Around and See Mika and Riley)
 * Telly: Look! It's Mika and Riley.
 * Sierra: I don't believe it. Here we are, guys!
 * Riley: Don't worry, girls. You're okay. We're gonna get out of there. Mika, get the bars.
 * (Mika Bends the Bars, Freeing the Girls)
 * Alexa and her Friends: Wow!
 * Alexa: The plan worked!
 * Telly: Now, let's get to Mystica's lair and stop Mystica.
 * Alexa and her Friends: Right!
 * (Alexa and her Friends Charge Up to Mystica's Lair)

Final Battle:

 * (Clock Chimes Midnight)
 * Mystica: The time has come.
 * (The Spell Goes Wrong)
 * Mystica: What the devil is going on here?
 * (Mika Runs Out of the Dungeon)
 * Mystica: Frighter.
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica?
 * Mystica: Did you know there was a twerp who freed the girls? Did you? Did you?
 * (Octo Frighter Shakes his Head "No")
 * Mystica: There was a TWERP who freed the girls! Now, you quit playing around, and do your job, you potato eyed ninny!
 * Octo Frighter: Yes, Mystica.
 * Mystica: Hey, what happened to my cage?
 * (The Purplewood Girls were Hid Behind a Wall)
 * Mystica: Must be here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and go. There are some small spiders here. Someone there who would try not to fool me!
 * (Water Rushes Down the Waterfall)
 * (Alexa and her Friends Tiptoe Quietly)
 * Alexa: Okay, girls, try to distract the one-eyed mutant who has advantage to chase you.
 * Tiara: Right, Alexa.
 * Octo Frighter: Looking for me?
 * Tiara: Oh, my!
 * (Frighter Begins to Chase Tiara, but Hits his Head)
 * (Tiara Looks at Frighter)
 * Tiara: That'll teach him.
 * Mika: Wow, that's awesome, Tiara!
 * Tiara: Thanks, Mika. He's no match for us.
 * Sierra: Now it's my turn to be ready.
 * Octo Frighter: That's what you think, phantom!
 * (Frighter Sees Sierra)
 * Sierra: Whoa!
 * (Frighter Tries to Jump at Sierra, but Misses)
 * Mystica: Well, there's more than one way to make a new spell. (Sinister Chuckle)
 * Patrick Rogen: Don't worry, girls. We'll help you.
 * (Mikey Drops a Water Balloon on a Spider Hitter)
 * Mikey: Direct hit!
 * Marshall Robins: Affirmative, Mikey. You're batting a thousand.
 * Kylie: You came to help us! Thanks!
 * Tiara: You're a big help.
 * Octo Frighter: Not for long.
 * (Frighter Tries to Attack Kylie, but Kylie)
 * (Kylie Bites Frighter's Tentacles, Causing Frighter to Scream in Pain)
 * (Kylie Rushes to the Other Girls)
 * Kylie: That creep was too much of a pain in the neck.
 * (Telly Fights off the Spider Hitters)
 * (Beatrice Grabs the Spider Hitters, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
 * Tiara: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
 * Mystica: Get out of my way or else!
 * Alexa: You can't tell Alexa Aniston what to do.
 * Mystica: Then watch what I can do to you.
 * (Mystica Turns Alexa into a Frog)
 * Sam: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Alexa?
 * (Alexa Croaks)
 * (She Hops Until Mystica Catches her)
 * Mystica: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you brats do what I say!
 * Livie: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, Sam.
 * Sam: Linny, stop Frighter.
 * Linny: Yeah.
 * (Frighter Looks for the Girls)
 * (Linny Shows Up)
 * Octo Frighter: You're no match for me.
 * (Linny Blows Fire at Frighter)
 * Octo Frighter: I mean, I'm no match for you.
 * (Frighter Runs Away)
 * (Mystica Laughing): Yeah.
 * (Frighter Accidentally Runs Up to Mystica)
 * Mystica: Get off of me! Frighter, what are you-- Wha--
 * (Chipps Tips Mystica into the River)
 * (Mystica and Octo Frighter Fall in the Water)
 * Mario Tanner: That was great, Chipps.
 * (Chipps Chirps Agreement)
 * (The Alligators See Mystica)
 * Mystica: Frighter! Frighter, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
 * Octo Frighter: Sorry, Mystica.
 * (Mystica Sees the Alligators)
 * Mystica: No! No! Back!
 * (Lizzy Dennis See Mystica's Wand)
 * Lizzy Dennis: Tiara, the wand!
 * (Tiara Twirls her Bandage like a Lasso)
 * Tiara: I'll get that wand, Lizzy.
 * (Tiara Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
 * (Tiara Runs to Alexa with the Wand)
 * Tiara: I want our Alexa Aniston back!
 * (Tiara Turns Alexa Back into a Human)
 * Alexa: Thanks, Tiara.
 * Sam: Hey, Tiara changed Alexa back to her human self.
 * Mystica: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
 * (Cut to the Waterfall)
 * Mystica: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
 * (The Alligators Swim Back)
 * Mystica: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Mystica the Witch of the Web! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Octo Frighter Waves Goodbye at Mystica)
 * (Mystica Looks Back and Sees the Waterfall)
 * (Mystica Screaming, and Tries to Swim Away, but Fails)
 * Mystica: No! (She Falls to her Death Down the Waterfall, Never to Be Seen Again)
 * Maya: She's gone forever, guys. Well done.
 * Sayo: Yeah.
 * Jeffery: Totally.
 * Tiara: What are you gonna do with that wand, Beatrice?
 * Beatrice: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
 * (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
 * (Explosion)
 * (The Spider Hitters Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
 * Beatrice: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
 * Kylie: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
 * (Telly Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
 * Mika: I think we're all out of time.
 * George: Yeah.
 * Patrick Rogen: Negative. Greathouse will save the day. Hop aboard.
 * Mikey: Roger.
 * (Alexa, her Friends, and the Purplewood Girls Climb Aboard)
 * (The Castle Explodes to Nothing)
 * Morty: Oh, my! Looks like Mystica's gonna need a re-decorator.
 * Jennah: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
 * Patrick Rogen: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Beatrice: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the marsh?
 * Tiara: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Johnson: I'll never understand girls.
 * Ollie: Especially Purplewood Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Purplewood Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Riley: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Mystica's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Riley Rap. Over there is Daddy Den who's glad to have her girl again, and all the guys from Greathouse a day are here to dance the night again. And there's Mrs. P with Colonel G grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Greathouse Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Purplewood)
 * Riley: And Mikey's with Beatrice Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Sierra really does her thing, a dance for two, the Sierra fling. Alexa and her husband Sam are always in a junky con.
 * Sam: Great party, Mrs. P.
 * Alexa: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Sam: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Purplewood: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Sam: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in Maine.
 * Alexa: Yeah, Kansas.
 * (Alexa and Sam Run)
 * Riley: Gee, we'd better do like Alexa Aniston, and skidoo.
 * (Riley Gives Linny High Five, and He and Alexa's Friends Leave)
 * (Alexa and Sam Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Alexa's Friends Run Out, Too)
 * (Alexa Drives Away)
 * Jennah: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Alexa and Sam Look Back)
 * Purplewood Girls: Goodbye.
 * Alexa: Let's give 'em a real Purplewood goodbye, huh, Sammy?
 * Sam: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (Alexa and her Friends Howl with Sam)
 * (Alexa, and her Friends Drive Back to Pastiche-Land)
 * (Screen Fades Black)