It's a Marker Christmas!

 is a TV special of Find the Markers: The Series. It debuted on November 23, 2022.

Plot/Summary:
Dark Markery puts everybody in Marker-Land on Santa Marker's naughty list in an effort to get his Christmas wish.

Synopsis
As the special begins, Markerseed the Fallen (parodying the role of S.D. Kluger from ) drives a mail truck through a snowy mountain range. He stops to wish the viewers a Merry Christmas and tells them he wanted to make sure Santa Marker got his letter. He then lies saying he gave the mailman the day off, but it is revealed that he stole the truck and said mailman is tied up in the back.

Quagmire Marker doubts they will make it to the North Pole, then argues with Markerseed about which Christmas carol the directions to the North Pole are in. The truck is driven madly until Quagmire Marker notices there is literally a fork in the road, which gets stuck in one of the tires and causes the truck to spin madly. Markerseed then suggests that they see what Purple Marker is doing for the holidays.

Markerseed drives the truck off a cliff and the mailman escapes. He and Quagmire Marker get lost in the woods (since the fork got stuck in one of the truck's tires and caused it to go flat, preventing them from being able to drive it any further) and are trying to warm up by a fire. Out of a sense of hunger, Markerseed hallucinates and imagines Quagmire Marker as a platter of buffalo wings. Markerseed nearly eats his pet, only to snap out of it. Quagmire Marker then also hallucinates and imagines Markerseed's head as a suet cake topped with birdseed and pecks at it.

At the end of the episode, Markerseed and Quagmire Marker make it to the North Pole, believing they finally made it to Santa Marker's workshop. Markerseed apparently meets Santa Marker in a cave and tells him his Christmas wish is to meet Purple Marker. However, it turns out he was, once again, hallucinating and really encountered a hungry polar bear, which started chasing him. Watching nearby, the real Santa Marker puts Markerseed on the naughty list for stealing a mail truck. He and Quagmire Marker then end the episode wishing the viewers a Merry Christmas.

Set to December 23, Purple Marker is really excited that Christmas is almost here. Purple Marker sees his friends are preparing for Christmas as well. Green Marker is stringing lights so Santa Marker knows to "go away." Ski Marker has set a trap for Santa Marker to make him stop the clocks so they will have Christmas all year long (but he gets trapped in his own trap). Forbidden Marker is conducting a Christmas scientific experiment. Security Marker is ready for the season of "getting." Meanwhile, Dark Markery is not happy, as he gets nothing but coal in his stocking every year, so he comes up with a new plan to ruin the holidays which involves the new element he recently discovered: a large green glowing chunk of what he dubs Jerktonium (Jt). His plan is to give out fruitcakes to everyone in town, each piece spiked with Jerktonium so that anyone who eats it will become a jerk. With everyone except him acting like a jerk, Santa Marker will have no other choice but to put him on his nice list and give what he always wanted to get for Christmas: the Malding Gummy secret formula.

Driving a fruitcake dispenser car called the "Jerkmaker-9000," Dark Markery wonders who will be his first victim when Purple Marker shows up. After feeding him a piece of fruitcake and seeing that he did not become a jerk, Dark Markery thinks he got a piece that did not have Jerktonium, so he feeds Purple Marker more slices, then whole loaves, and even a baker's dozen, but there is still no effect. His plan having seemingly failed yet again, Dark Markery tosses Purple Marker the keys to the cake dispenser before kicking it and heading back into the Chum Bucket irritatedly. Driving the fruitcake dispenser up to a trio of Christmas carolers, Purple Marker gives them each a piece of fruitcake. Upon consuming it, they get enveloped in a green aura, grow five o'clock shadows and burly eyebrows, and begin arguing about which song to sing. Thinking they are just being passionate about the holidays, Purple Marker drives off to find more people to pass the fruitcake out to. Dark Markery, hearing the racket, comes out of the Chum Bucket and sees the carolers arguing, much to his delight. The Jerktonium works after all! Getting on a unicycle, Dark Markery follows after Purple Marker to see him unwittingly carry out his scheme.

Coming up to a Christmas parade in town, Purple Marker starts tossing fruitcake to everyone present: the spectators, the parade Santa Marker, and even the driver of the parade float, totally unaware of the transformation everyone is undergoing. Dark Markery is pleased that soon, everyone in town will be jerks, except Purple Marker.

Consulting Industrial Marker, Dark Markery discovers that Purple Marker's extreme purity-of-heart and innocent love of the Christmas holidays shields his heart from the effects of the Jerktonium, thereby making him immune. Knowing that Purple Marker still being on the nice list would likely ruin his plan, Dark Markery is forced to unleash "Plan B": an evil wind-up robot clone of Purple Marker, named "Toy Marker," to destroy Marker-Land and ruin Purple Marker's good name. The robot begins its campaign of naughtiness by throwing a boat into a building and trapping Security Marker inside the factory by burning down its sign.

Later that day, as he returns from feeding fruitcake to everyone in Marker-Land, Purple Marker crosses paths with the carolers, who bad-mouth him. As Purple Marker passes the factory, where Security Marker is (cheaply) fixing the sign, Security Marker says that the repairs are coming out of his salary, thinking Purple Marker had destroyed the sign. Then he sees Ski Marker, who also became a jerk by setting another trap for Santa Marker and tells Purple Marker to leave before falling in it again. The next morning, Christmas Eve, Purple Marker finally notices that everyone is being mean. Afraid that Santa Marker might fly by Marker-Land, he asks Green Marker for help, but Green Marker (the only one in town who did not eat Jerktonium) claims he is not home, which Purple Marker immediately falls for and decides to go see Forbidden Marker on Green Marker's suggestion. Right after Purple Marker leaves, Toy Marker knocks (or more specifically, bumps) Green Marker's door, and when he (still angrily) refuses to let Toy Marker in, he grabs the door and smashes it on Green Marker's head after he furiously demands Toy Marker the door back.

Meanwhile, Purple Marker goes to Forbidden Marker's house to explain, but she is also a jerk. Purple Marker accidentally drops some fruitcake Forbidden Marker had been eating into her Christmas Magic Analyzer, which shows that it is contaminated with Jerktonium. Forbidden Marker asks where Purple Marker got it from and he answers Dark Markery. Forbidden Marker asks again in disbelief that he would take the cake from the known-to-be evil Dark Markery and just hand it out to people without suspicion, to which Purple Marker stupidly says "uh-huh." Forbidden Marker then explains to him that his foolish actions have caused the whole town to act mean; this causes Purple Marker to understand and get worried since he ate tons of Jerktonium. After discovering that Purple Marker is immune to Jerktonium but everyone else needs an antidote, Forbidden Marker sets her analyzer to come up with one. However, she cannot make sense of the formula notes. Purple Marker realizes that it is actually a music sheet. After Purple Marker recites some of the notes, Forbidden Marker instantly returns to normal, making Purple Marker realize the song is the antidote.

Getting to the center of town, where everyone is having a riot, Purple Marker begins singing the song "Don't Be a Jerk." One by one, all the Markers become good and respectful again as they sing along (with Green Marker later joining in despite still being a jerk himself).

With everyone else back to normal in not a moment too soon, Purple Marker happily says to Forbidden Marker that Santa Marker should be there any minute, which Security Marker verifies as, at that minute, Santa Marker comes down from the sky on his sleigh. Purple Marker excitedly greets Santa Marker, however, he is afraid to say that he is the bearer of bad tidings: the damage has been done and everyone in town is on the naughty list this year (with no buts about it). He ignores Purple Marker's attempt to explain the situation by declaring that everyone will get coal, except Dark Markery, much to everyone else's shock. Santa Marker states that he is just as surprised as them, but compared to everyone else, Dark Markery has been a saint. Much to Security Marker' astonishment, Santa Marker gives Dark Markery the Malding Gummy formula as his present (before telling Security Marker that he has his ways). Pearl then directs Security Marker' attention to the elves who are in the process of picking his wallet from his pocket, making Security Marker swat them away.

Stunned to see that his attempt to save Christmas has failed, Purple Marker stutters "But-" several times until Ski Marker slaps him to get him to talk clearly. Purple Marker tries to explain to Santa Marker that he has it all wrong, but he refuses to listen by saying that Purple Marker (on the contrary) is the worst of all, believing that he is still wreaking havoc in Marker-Land.

At that moment, Toy Marker arrives (much to Dark Markery's dismay) and, upon spotting Santa Marker, carries out his programming to destroy Christmas by morphing into a larger form and eliminating him. Purple Marker tries to protect Santa Marker, but is easily defeated when the robot throws him far away. Santa Marker tries to hide in the factory, but Toy Marker captures him. Purple Marker saves Santa Marker by using the fruitcake-dispenser to shoot fruitcake at it, clogging its vent holes and causing it to short circuit. Purple Marker manages to get Santa Marker to safety just before Toy Marker explodes into pieces. Santa Marker thanks Purple Marker for saving him and tells him that he has been indeed a very good lad, unlike the "owner of Toy Marker." One of the elves gives Santa Marker Toy Marker's key, which is inscribed with "If found, please return to the Chum Bucket," revealing to Santa Marker that Dark Markery was responsible for all the trouble, enraging him. With that, Dark Markery attempts to escape with the Malding Gummy formula, only be stopped by Security Marker, who calmly tells him to hand over his secret formula without making the situation become more worse. Security Marker takes back the formula, tosses Dark Markery to Santa Marker's Sleigh and Santa Marker has the elves dump coals on Dark Markery as punishment for his actions, much to Dark Markery's horror. Santa Marker then leaves everyone to celebrate the rest of the holidays (except Green Marker). Purple Marker, looking around, asks if anyone has seen Ski Marker. The special then ends by showing Ski Marker on the back of Santa Marker's sleigh and netting him, throwing him and the Reindeer Markers off course.

Characters

 * Purple Marker
 * Archer Marker
 * Baby Marker
 * Ball Marker
 * Bee Marker
 * Big Orange Marker
 * Black Marker
 * Bone Marker
 * Brown Marker
 * Cactus Marker
 * Capless Marker's Cap
 * Carpet Marker
 * Coral Marker
 * Crystal Marker
 * Dark Blue Marker
 * Dragon Marker
 * Dream Marker
 * Dummy Marker
 * Explode Marker
 * Fire Marker
 * Firefly Marker
 * Fishbowl Marker
 * Ghost Marker
 * Gingerbread Marker
 * Grass Marker
 * Hanging Marker
 * Industrial Marker
 * King Marker
 * Lava Jump Marker
 * Lavender Marker
 * Lightbulb Marker
 * Liquid Marker
 * Magenta Marker
 * Marker Deleted
 * Marker for the Black Baseplate
 * Markerplier
 * Markerseed the Fallen
 * Maroon Marker
 * Marshmallow Marker
 * Martian Marker
 * Mud Marker
 * Old Marker
 * Periwinkle Marker
 * Permanent Marker
 * Red Marker
 * Rocket Marker
 * Sand Marker
 * Snow Marker
 * Snowman Marker
 * Tan Marker
 * Temple Marker
 * Tied Marker
 * Torch Marker
 * Transparent Marker
 * Triple Marker
 * Water Marker
 * Yellow Marker
 * Zombie Marker
 * Bendy Straw Marker
 * Blue Marker
 * Box Marker
 * Brick Marker
 * Catzo Marker
 * Chocolate Marker
 * Cobblestone Marker
 * Cork Marker
 * Crayon
 * Cyan Marker
 * Dark Green Marker
 * Ecosystem Marker
 * Flamingo Marker
 * Feta Cheese Marker
 * Golden Marker
 * Gray Marker
 * Greedy Marker
 * Hammer Marker
 * Khaki Marker
 * Leaf Marker
 * Licorice Marker
 * Lilypad Marker
 * Lime Marker
 * Marker?
 * Mint Marker
 * Mushroom Marker
 * Oil Marker
 * Olive Marker
 * Orange Marker
 * Pink Marker
 * Platinum Marker
 * Primrose Marker
 * Princess Marker
 * Rainbow Marker
 * Realistic Marker
 * Rock Marker
 * Rust Marker
 * Sandstorm Marker
 * Serenity Marker
 * Salmon Marker
 * Smoke Marker
 * Space Marker
 * Star-ker
 * Static Marker
 * Teenage Mutant Ninja Marker
 * Triple-Scoop Marker
 * White Marker
 * Xanwood Marker
 * Atomic Marker
 * Aurora Marker
 * BFDI Marker
 * Battery Marker
 * Bluish Gray Marker
 * Camo Marker
 * Candy Cane Marker
 * Capless Marker
 * Ceramic Marker
 * Cheese Marker
 * Chicken Marker
 * Cloud Marker
 * Dirt Marker
 * Evil Marker
 * Flan Marker
 * Flower Marker
 * Forgorker
 * Glitch Marker
 * Green Marker
 * Ice Marker
 * Ivory Marker
 * Jumpscare Marker
 * Killbrick Marker
 * Knight Marker
 * Lollipop Marker
 * Magenta Void Marker
 * Marker Stack
 * Merchant Marker
 * Missing Texture Marker
 * Nebula Marker
 * Obby Marker
 * Paper Marker
 * Phoenix Marker
 * Plaid Marker
 * Polka-Dot Marker
 * Runner Marker
 * Salted Caramel Marker
 * Shadow Marker
 * Spider Marker
 * Strawberry Marker
 * Vermillion Marker
 * Void Marker
 * Wild Marker
 * Wizard Marker
 * Wood Marker
 * Atmosphere Marker
 * Balloon Marker
 * Bioluminescent Marker
 * Black Hole Marker
 * Bubble Bath Marker
 * Burning Marker
 * Couch Marker
 * Cough Drop Marker
 * Devil Marker
 * Gilded Marker
 * Error Marker
 * Gummy Marker
 * Inverted Marker
 * MEGA MARKER!
 * Pebble Marker
 * Plasma Marker
 * Skinny Marker
 * Stormy Marker
 * Sunburnt Marker
 * Sus Marker
 * Teapot Marker
 * Time Marker
 * Winning Marker
 * 90 Degree Marker
 * Alternate Marker
 * Cornbread Marker
 * Danger Marker
 * Foliage Marker
 * Forbidden Marker
 * Medium Stone Grey Marker
 * Mimic Marker
 * Noob Marker
 * Potion Marker
 * Sunlight Marker
 * Supernova Marker
 * Technical Marker
 * Tree Sap Marker
 * Zen Marker
 * Difficulty Chart Marker
 * Anniversary Marker
 * Reindeer Marker
 * Santa Marker
 * Abacus Marker
 * Beige Marker
 * Bluegrass Marker
 * Comet Marker
 * Cowboy Marker
 * Dark Markery
 * Dreamscape Marker
 * Furnace Marker
 * Goat Marker
 * Malding Marker
 * Moonstone Marker
 * Music Marker
 * Party Marker
 * Peppermint Marker
 * Pixel Marker
 * Popsicle Marker
 * Quagmire Marker
 * Quartz Marker
 * Quest Marker
 * Quicksand Marker
 * Quicksilver Marker
 * Rainbow Road Marker
 * Rockslide Marker
 * Security Marker
 * Ski Marker
 * Skydiving Marker
 * Stardust Marker
 * Statue Marker
 * Thief Marker
 * Viridian Marker
 * Vitellary Marker
 * Wireframe Marker
 * Wireframe Marker

Transcript

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Trivia

 * This is the first special to theme around Christmas with the second being Santa Marker Who?.