Werner Werman's Strict Revenge

is a story by Jennah Koehler. It is a derivative of Rosemary Hills 5.

Characters:

 * Cure Summer
 * Hoshizora Miyuki
 * Hanadera Nodoka
 * Taki
 * Jennah Koehler
 * Werner Werman
 * The Admin
 * AI
 * Drew
 * Sussy Baka
 * Ellie
 * Kaylynn
 * Tevin
 * Haruka Kanata/Fake Cure Wowzy (replaces Miyuki)
 * Kirai Minami/Fake Cure Stardust (replaces Nodoka)
 * Shiziame Nika/Fake Cure Pearl (replaces Cure Summer)

Script:

 * Werner Werman: Hey, kids, this is Werner. I'm from Werner Werman's Workshop.
 * (Taki Screams)
 * Werner Werman: I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now. Let's see what we got. We got boats for--
 * Taki: Jennah, turn it off!
 * Werner Werman: --for a buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down--
 * Jennah: For crying out loud!
 * (Jennah Turns off the TV)
 * Jennah: I loathe that rat.
 * (Taki Hears Footsteps)
 * (Taki Puts her Hands on Jennah's Shoulders)
 * Taki: Jennah, I hear footsteps on the stairs.
 * (Taki Hears the Door Opens)
 * Taki: A ghost!
 * Jennah: Taki, there's no such thing as ghosts. Oh, no.
 * (The Admin Pops Up in a Bedsheet and Scares the Two People)
 * (Taki and Jennah Scream with Fright)
 * Jennah: The Admin, are you trying to scare us to death?
 * (The Admin Removes the Bedsheet)
 * The Admin: No, but I was having fun.
 * (He Grabs Taki on the Phone)
 * Werner Werman: Come on, come on, come on. Pick up the phone. It's me, it's Werner. I have an emergency. Yes, we're all busy, but-- Look, it has to be tonight. I-- Okay, okay. But first thing in the morning.
 * (Taki Screams): It's blue! I can't believe it! My phone is completely blue!
 * Jennah: Okay, come here, let me see it. Oh, it's just an octopus phone, easily fixed. You should consider yourself lucky.
 * Taki: Lucky?! Are you a wise guy? My phone is painted blue!
 * (Jennah Shoots a Plunger at Taki's Poster)
 * Jennah: Let her go. I'm sure my precious Paki is dying to get married to a nun girl.
 * Taki: Why, Jenny, you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there, Werner.
 * (Taki and Jennah Cheer)
 * Nodoka: Boo-yah! The rat!
 * (A Car Drive and Runs Over a Can)
 * Miyuki: Oh, well. We tried.
 * (Cure Summer Grabs Taki's Dress): We'll have to cross.
 * Jennah: What?
 * AI: You're not turning me into a fraidy-cat.
 * Jennah: I might not be a smart phantom, but I know what roadkill is.
 * Taki: There's gotta be a safe way.
 * (Taki Checks it Out and Sees a Drew with a Purple Outfit)
 * Ellie: You know, you make it so you can't defeat Werner unless you buy this book.
 * (Sussy Baka & Drew Cover Their Ears)
 * Tevin: It's extortion, that's what it is. Hey, I always bought the advantage for this.
 * (Cure Summer Drives By)
 * Cure Summer: I thought we could search in style.
 * Taki: Nice going, Summer. Now let me take a drive.
 * (Taki Drives the Car to a New Aisle)
 * (Haruka Kanata Waves at her Sussy Baka)
 * Drew: Is my outfit really that purple?
 * (Minami Looks at her Boots and Whistles)
 * (Nika Grabs Taki's Arms)
 * Taki: Ow! What are you doing?
 * Haruka Kanata: You're in direct violation of code 6404. 5, stating all superheroes are to be in hypersleep until awakened by authorized personnel.
 * Taki: Oh, no.
 * Jenny: Yeah....