The Ghost Mansion of Virtue-Land/Transcript

Patient Dresses as a Bedsheet Ghost:

 * Patient: I have come up with an excellent plan. Let's get crackin'.
 * (She Cuts the Holes in the Bedsheet)
 * (She Puts the Bedsheet Over her Head)
 * (She Then Disguises Herself as a Ghost)
 * (Kind Looks Around the Room)
 * Kind: Who-- Who's there?
 * (Patient Lets Out a Loud Moan)
 * Kind: It's the Ghost!
 * (Patient Chases Kind)
 * (Kind is Scared to her Wits)

Kind Talks to Charity:

 * (Kind Runs to Charity Panicking)
 * (Charity Coughing)
 * Kind: Oh, it was awful, Mr. Charity!
 * Charity: What, pray tell, Kind?
 * Kind: Cow! Uh, don't tell me. Uh, oh, yeah! A ghost!
 * Charity: A what?
 * Kind: A ghost! I saw her, out at the room, invisible than anything! Floating sheets, eerie eyes, hollow terrible ghostly voice!
 * Charity: Floating sheets?
 * Kind: And was she scary! (Whistles) Said she was a friend of Humility's or something.
 * Charity: Humility?
 * Kind: Oh, yeah, she said she was coming to town.
 * Charity: Nice try, but I'm not scared.
 * (Charity Runs Away as Humility enters)
 * Humility: But what about that ghost?
 * Kind: &quot;What about that ghost?&quot; Oh, don't be ridiculous. Come along, we have a show to put on.
 * Humility: Wait up, girly. Floating sheets. I don't think I can stand seeing something like that.

Patient Scares Kind and Humility:

 * Humility: I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see her.
 * Kind: Humility, what is the matter with you?
 * Humility: Nothing, girly, nothing.
 * (Moaning Sound)
 * Humility: Did you hear that?
 * (Ghost Shows Up)
 * Kind: Ghost!
 * Humility: Run!
 * (Kind and Humility Run from the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost Follows Them)
 * (Kind and Humility Hide)
 * (The Ghost Scares Kind and Humility)
 * (Kind and Humility Scream in Terror)
 * Kind: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (Patient Slips and Falls)
 * (Patient was the Ghost)