Patient Loses Her Patience/Transcript


 * Opacity: (Shouting); This is our last practise before the game. Patient, show us what you have got!
 * Pals Go Purple Virtues! Go Patient! (Patient scores a goal through the hoop!) Go Purple Virtues! Go Patient! (Patient scores again)
 * Vicinity (Excited Gibberish)
 * Polite You're right Vicinity! Patient is the best Virtueball player in Popplopolis. Also, your spitting on me a little. (Patient attempts to score again and is successful. Vicinity has a megaphone which he uses on Quality. Quality faints.)
 * Vicinity Over, the top. (And Bounces towards the sky and lands in a brush full of flowers)
 * Polite Looks like Vicinity is Patient's number one fan!
 * ( Charity has earphones)
 * Charity No, I don't want a fan! I prefer the body natural cooling mechanism: sweat. I love to sweat!
 * Quality: Too much information. Plus what are you talking about?
 * Charity Oh, sorry! I put in ear plugs as soon as I saw Vicinity had a megaphone.
 * Polite Where is Vicinity anyway?
 * (Vicinity lands in a brush full of flowers)
 * Vicinity (Grunts) Here we go, (unlegible), here we go. (Vicinity holds flowers) Here we go. (Rolls towards Patient, who finished her Virtueball practise) Go Patient go, We will rule! Yeah, Purple Virtues.
 * (Opacity runs towards Patient)
 * Opacity: Great practise Patient!
 * Patient Thanks, Opacity. (Begin to sneeze)
 * Opacity: Oh.
 * Patient Aaaah-choo. (Rolls herself into a ball and back)
 * Opacity: Uh,oh. Looks like you might be sick! And also you split on me a little. ( Patient continues to sneeze)
 * Patient I am perfectly... fine, Aaaah-choo (Rolls into a ball again, and then throws Opacity back to where Polite, and the pals are lying down in a heap.)
 * Opacity: Okay, you're definitely sick. And that time you spit on me a lot. I hate to say this Patient but if you don't get better before the game this afternoon, I can't play you.
 * Patient What?!
 * Vicinity (With Megaphone) Like What?
 * Patient But Opacity... I have to play! It's the Championship game!
 * Vicinity Gibberish, Championship game.
 * Charity Vicinity is right, Opacity. We can't win without Patient!
 * Opacity Hey! Winning isn't everything. Granted, if we lose we won't get the big shiny trophy. And I was really, really, really looking forward to that. Okay, now I'm getting upset.
 * Patient Not as upset as me!
 * Vicinity (sobbing)
 * Polite Or Vicinity.
 * Opacity I'm sorry but it's against the Leagues rules to play a sick player.
 * Patient (Sneezes, and Coach leaves patting her on the head.) Guys, I've never missed a Virtueball game in my whole life and there's only a few hours until the championship game! I have to get better fast!
 * Polite It's gonna be okay! Cause we're gonna take you back to the Virtuepod and nurse you back to health! By game time, you're gonna be completely cured.
 * Patient Thank guys. Just hearing that makes me feel a little better.
 * (Vicinity brings out the flowers again, cheering as he does so. This makes Patient start to sneeze again)
 * Patient Aaa-choo! Not better (While flying backwards)
 * Quality Whoa. She's not coming down for a while.
 * (The pals roll back to the Treepod)


 * Patient (screams as she arrives back at the pod)
 * Quality Incoming!
 * Charity According to my calculations we should move the trampoline should be there. Begin pillow fluffing... Now
 * (Vicinity brings the trampoline to where Charity indicated. Patient continues screaming)
 * Polite (Laughing as she put the chair up)
 * Charity We have touch down in three, two, one!
 * (Patient bounces on a stool, heads inside the treehouse and flys across the room towards the pillow)
 * Patient Wow! Thanks guys!
 * Polite You're welcome Patient! And don't you worry your sick little head! We're gonna get you to that game on time no matter... (Patient starts to sneeze yet again) Raise the sneeze shields. (The sneeze shields are raised)
 * Patient Aaa-choo-oo! (And falls backwards off the pillow) This is terrible. I'm getting worse!
 * Quality Not for long... Because on my last explorers' adventure, I happened to find this!
 * Patient Gum?
 * Quality No. I bought the gum. But I did find this! My magical health charm that can cure any illness! (Rubs it with a towel) Which upon closer examination is an old bottle cap from a container of Virtue juice. Anyone wants some gun? (Vicinity grabs the bottlecap instead of the gum and eats it. Patient laughs)
 * Quality That was the bottle cap. ( Vicinity spits it out.)
 * Polite Don't worry, Patient. I have a book of cures! And I found the perfect one for you!
 * Patient Okay, I'll try anything.
 * Polite Okay... Close your eyes! (Polite leaves and enters as a ghost. Patient closes her eyes) Open your eyes! (Patient startles) Booooo! I'm a ghost!
 * (Vicinity screams and lands in Quality's arms
 * Patient I know it's you Polite. What are you doing?
 * (Polite returns to her normal self)
 * Polite According to my book of cures, scaring someone is a great way to stop them from sneezing. (Laughs and Charity enters)
 * Charity Scaring someone is supposed to get rid of the hiccups! And there's another problem. You misread the cover of the book. It's not a book of cures, it's a book of curses.
 * Polite Ohhh. No wonder there's a scary skull on the cover. (Patient raises her head form the cousin)
 * Patient Guys! There's only an hour before the championship game!
 * Charity Relax, Patient! We're done with magic and mumbo jumbo! It's time to take a scientific approach! One click form my Virtue pad and soothing steam will fill the air, then your head, then your puffy bloodshot eyes, and cure your sneezing! (Charity hits a button on her Virtuepad and a toilet is activated nearby and flushes) Wrong button. (a disco ball appears and an instrumental version of Together with my Friend is heard.) Nope. That's the party button.
 * Polite Oh I love that song! (She and Vicinity starts dancing)
 * Charity Got it! (Stream bellows form the pod form the floor) How do you feel, Patient?
 * Patient Uh, I actually feel a little better!
 * Charity Seriously? Great!
 * Patient I'm cured! I'm gonna be able to play in the championship game! ( The Best Virtue Pals cheer and dance)
 * Best Virtue Pals"Yeah, Alright, Hurray"
 * Charity We did it! More like I did it, but still...
 * (Vicinity is saying gibberish and brings out the poptunias.
 * Vicinity Pop-rally, Pop, rally.
 * Polite Vicinity is right! It's time for a little pep rally!
 * (Vicinity waves Virtue flowers and yells in gibberish)
 * Vicinity Go, Win, win, we will rule, go purple Virtues.(Patient starts sneezing again)
 * Quality Sneeze shields up!
 * Patient Aaa-choo! (Does an enormous sneeze and moves across the room, and knocks over the shields. Aaa-Aaa-Aaa-"
 * Charity The shield's down! Repeat the shields is down. Take evasive action! (As Patient continues to sneeze the Virtue hide)
 * Patient Aaa, ah... Choooooo! (Patient bounces back and flows though the celling, Polite holds the trampoline and bounces  onto the cousin) I can't believe it. I feel terrible again! I'm gonna miss the championship game!
 * Vicinity Nooooooooooo! (Quality, Charity and Polite glare at him)
 * Quality We're sorry, Patient. We know how hard you worked to get to the championship.
 * Patient I can't miss the game! And it's not just about me! I feel like I'm letting the whole team down!
 * Charity It'll all turn out okay. Who knows? Maybe somebody else will step in and win the game for the team! (Patient blinks and her foot twitches)
 * Patient Somebody else! That's it! Thanks, Charity! (And rolls towards the window)
 * Charity You're welcome?
 * Patient Aaa-choo! (Patient fly's out of the window towards the sky and flies away)
 * Polite Where are you going?
 * Patient To the game!
 * Polite But you're not allowed to play!
 * Patient I'm not going to play! Somebody else is! (Patient winks and disappers)
 * Vicinity Uh, is she cuckoo crazy?
 * Charity You could be right, Vicinity. She might have hit her head during her sneezing fit.


 * Babapop Welcome back to my shop of wonders, Patient!
 * Patient Mr. Babapop! I need...
 * (Babapop then gives her the Pinky Pinkershnoz glasses)
 * Babapop It's yours!
 * (Patient then wears the glasses)
 * Patient How do you know what I wanted?
 * Babapop I've been practicing my mind reading.
 * Patient There's no such thing as mind reading.
 * Babapop You're probably right. Good luck at the championship game!
 * Patient Wait, how did you know about the championship game? (Babapop pointed at his head) Riiight…
 * Babapop Bye!
 * (Patient leaves the shop)


 * Opacity: Well kids, It looks like Patient's too sick to make it to the game.
 * The Best Virtue Pals Poor Patient.
 * Opacity: It's okay. As long as you do your best, it doesn't matter if we win or lose. (Coach started to cry) Even if we don't get the big shiny trophies.
 * Polite Are you okay, coach?
 * Opacity: I'm gonna be fine, Polite. Coach is going to be just fine. Man! I wanted that trophy!
 * Patient (Wearing fake Glasses) Ahem! Hi, Opacity! I heard that my friend Patient was sick today, so I came to replace her on the team!
 * Opacity: Really? I've never seen you before. What's your name?
 * Patient (Wearing fake Glasses)(Changing her voice) Um.... Pinky... Pinkershnoz. But enough with the formalities! I'm going in!
 * (Pinky walked towards Coach but Coach stopped her in her tracks)
 * Opacity: Sorry Spunky.
 * Patient (Wearing fake Glasses) Pinky.
 * Opacity: Punky.
 * Patient (Wearing fake Glasses) Pinky!
 * Opacity: The point is, the other players on this team have practised all season to play in this game.
 * Patient (Wearing fake Glasses) I know! And that is why you have to let me play! [High pitched voice] So, they can win! (Her glasses falls off and everyone including her gasp)
 * Opacity: Patient!
 * Patient Whoops! I'm sorry I tried to fool you, Opacity. I just couldn't let my stupid sneezing ruin the season for the whole team!
 * Opacity: What sneezing? Its's gone!
 * Patient Whoa! (Patient sniffs) You're right! I was so wrapped up and tried to sneak into the game, that I didn't even notice that I feel totally better! Aah! Now put me in the game and I'll win you that big, shiny trophy.
 * Opacity: You're in! GO!
 * (While the game is going on the P.A were commenting on the game)
 * P.A Announcer  With only seconds to go, The Virtues are behind by 3 points! It's all up to Patient now! (Patient scores and the score is now 08-06)
 * Patient Yeah.
 * P.A Announcer  There's 1.
 * Patient All right (Patient scores again, making it 08-07)
 * P.A Announcer  And another. She's on a roll.
 * (Patient scores for the third time, making it level at 8-8.)
 * P.A Announcer  It's all tied up. Can she do it? (Opacity looked worried then relived when he saw Patient score for the win) Five, Four, Three, Two, One! (The score now is 08-09)  And the Purple Virtues win on a goal from... Patient!
 * Opacity: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes! The trophy!
 * The Best Virtue Pals & Crowd' [Chanting] Patient! Patient!
 * Opacity: Oh my precious! (Walking with the trophy) Oh
 * Patient I'll take that! Yahoo!
 * Charity Yeah!
 * Polite You did it, Patient! You made it to the game and won the championship!
 * Vicinity [Gibberish Cheering]
 * Quality But how did you get better? You were so sick!
 * Patient I don't know! I just suddenly stopped sneezing. (She starts sneezing again) Aaa-choo!
 * Charity Huh? (Charity picks up a petal) Hmm. Maybe you weren't really sick after all...
 * Pals Maybe you're just allergic!
 * Patient To the poppy petals in... the pompoms! (Sneezes Vicinity pompoms away!) Thanks for figuring it out, you guys! And thanks for working so hard to make me better! You guys deserve this trophy more than I do!
 * Everyone Yeah! We Won!!
 * Patient Aaaah.... (The best Virtue pals gasp and then get knocked by sneezing Patient) A-aat-choo-hoo!. (She then went up and scored herself into the goalpost) Whoaa! [titling sound]
 * Pals Goalllll!
 * (Everyone laughs)