Cake and the Ghoul School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Jacknjellify Enterprises presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Cake and his Friends Walk Down the Road)
 * (Cake and the Ghoul Schools Title Card Appears)
 * Cake: Loser, take a look. I found lighting.
 * Loser: Lighting? Huh? Don't you mean lightning, Cake?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Cake: No, funny goose, it was lighting all the time.
 * (Cake)
 * (Cake Pulls the Isis to Loser)
 * (Loser)
 * Loser: Not while I'm walking, Cake.
 * (Loser Moves the Isis Away)
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Firey, Flower, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy)
 * (Loser Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Cary Huang)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Loser: Golly! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Cake Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Firey: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Eggy: Don't be silly, Firey. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Flower: Oh, no! Eggy!
 * Mr. Balloony: Crikey! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Eggy: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Flower: Eggy, let go!
 * Eggy: Anything you say, Flower.
 * (Eggy Falls on Flower)
 * Eggy: Gee, Flower, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Flower: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Cake: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Flower: Me, too.
 * Firey: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Mr. Balloony Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Firey: I put it there for safe keeping, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Loser: No, we're not, Mr. Balloony. There's the school. Not to shabby, Cake.
 * Cake: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Bakesheart's Finish School for Girls!
 * Loser: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Bakesheart's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Cake: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Firey: Yeah.
 * Eggy: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Eggy: See, Flower? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Loser: Golly! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Firey: I can't see the road!
 * (Cake Wipes Firey's Eyes)
 * Cake: How's that, Firey?
 * Firey: Much better, Cake. I think I see the school.
 * (Firey Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Flower: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Eggy: It even has a moat.
 * Firey: Moat?!
 * Cake: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Cake is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Loser (Off-Screen): That's my pal, Cake. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Cake and Fixes Him)
 * Cake: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Cake)
 * Cake: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Waves, Shoots Fire at Cake)
 * Cake: Loser! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Loser: Cake likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Cake: Firey! Flower! Loser! Mr. Balloony! Eggy!
 * (Cake Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Waves's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Eggy: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Waves Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Cake)
 * Cake: Oh, no.
 * (Waves Snarls at Cake)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Waves, come here.
 * (Waves Sadly Comes to Mrs. Bakesheart)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Cake: Me? No.
 * Loser: Gee, Cake, is that--?
 * Cake: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Waves can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Loser: Nice to know you, Waves. I'm Loser. I guess you've already met my pal, Cake.
 * (Waves Snarls at Cake)
 * Cake (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Then you must be Firey, Flower, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy. I'm Mrs. Bakesheart, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Firey: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Firey Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Firey Hears a Howl)
 * Firey: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Cake?
 * Cake: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Cake and Firey Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Come now. We have a contract, Firey. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Firey: I think so.
 * Eggy: Sure they are. Mr. Balloony and I even witnessed them. Right, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: Right, Eggy.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Firey: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Violette: What's happening about that word here? I'm Violette, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Firey: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Cake: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Marianne Walks Down)
 * Marianne: Hi! My name is Marianne.
 * Cake: Are you a witch?
 * Marianne: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Mia: Greetings, earthlings. I'm Mia, the Alien's daughter.
 * Firey: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Mia: Yes indeed.
 * Gina: Hello! I'm Gina, the Blob's daughter.
 * Eggy: How cute! A blob monster!
 * Flower: She's too cute, Eggy. But I agree with you.
 * Diana: Hi there! I'm Diana, Godzilla's daughter.
 * Firey: Are you a Kaiju girl, too?
 * Diana: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Andrea: Hello there. I'm Andrea, Creature of the Black Lagoon's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Firey: C-C-C-C-Creature--
 * Cake: f-f-f-f-f-from the Black Lagoon?
 * Gabrielle: Hi! I'm Gabrielle.
 * Loser: Are you really a gargoyle?
 * Gabrielle: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Alice: Hello there. I'm Alice.
 * Firey: Y-Y-Y-You're a medusa, right?
 * Alice (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Lisa Howling)
 * Loser: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Lisa the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Lisa.
 * Lisa: Helloooooooooo.
 * Firey: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Frances Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Cake and Firey Skid to a Stop)
 * Frances: Hi! I'm Frances.
 * Cake: And I'm outta here!
 * Frances: Huh?
 * Cake: Come on, guys.
 * Eggy: But, Cake--
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Frances: They don't run like their tired.
 * Violette: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Bakesheart, Frances, Marianne, Gabrielle, Gina, Andrea, Diana, Mia, Alice, Lisa, and Violette Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Firey: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Cake: I hope so, Firey.
 * Eggy: But, Cake, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Firey (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Eggy. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Patricia Floats By)
 * Firey: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Patricia: Hi! I'm Patricia. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Patricia Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Flower: Not bad, Patricia, but do you know any pop?
 * (Firey Grabs Flower's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Bakesheart Girls)
 * Frances: Don't worry, Mrs. Bakesheart. We'll find 'em.
 * Mr. Balloony: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Cake: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Cake, Firey, Flower, Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Ellison Yawns)
 * Firey: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Cake: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Cake and Firey Bumps into Frances and Diana)
 * (Cake Screams and Jumps into Firey's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Ellison, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Ellison Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Violette: Yes, Ellison. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Firey: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Cake: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Patricia Laughs): They're strange, Frances.
 * Frances: But they're in good shape, Patricia.
 * Loser: Gee, thanks.
 * Firey: Good shape? For what?
 * Violette: To teach us how to beat those Stonelight Cadets, of course.
 * Ellison: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Patricia: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Lisa: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Firey: But--
 * Loser: That's my pal, Cake. He and Firey got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Cake: Yes, right.
 * Loser: Don't worry, Ellison. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Loser.
 * Lisa: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Violette: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Frances: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Frances Slaps Flower, Firey, and Cake, Cake, Firey, and Flower Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Bakesheart the Keys)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Cake, Firey, and Flower Yells as they Faint)
 * (Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy Carry Cake, Firey, and Flower in Their Arms)
 * Eggy: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Waves Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Ready for some early morning exercises, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: You betcha, Mrs. Bakesheart. Want us to wake Firey and Cake?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Firey Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Firey's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Firey: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Firey: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Firey Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Cake Snoring)
 * (Waves Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Waves: Ohh.
 * (Waves Mutters and Walks to Cake)
 * (Waves Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Cake's Finger)
 * (Cake Yells)
 * Loser: Sounds like Cake's up and at 'em.
 * (Cake Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Eggy: Blimey, Cake, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: That's no goldfish, Eggy. That's out pet piranha.
 * Cake: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Cake's Finger)
 * (Cake Yells)
 * Violette: Mrs. Bakesheart told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Andrea: Right.
 * Cake: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Frances: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Lisa: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Ellison: Careful, Lisa. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Patricia Laughing): How am I doing, Violette?
 * Violette: Oh, awesome, Patricia.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Looks like Cake's got the ballet class started, Loser.
 * Loser: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: You take over now, Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy.
 * Mr. Balloony: You're the boss, Mrs. Bakesheart.
 * Eggy: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: And tutus for you too, Firey, and Flower.
 * Flower: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Flower: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Eggy?
 * Eggy: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Eggy: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Mr. Balloony Runs into Eggy and They Spin)
 * Violette: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Cake, Firey, and Flower Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Frances and Ellison Twirl)
 * Ellison: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Stonelight Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Jonathan: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Sammy Jones: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Bakesheart place.
 * Jonathan: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weirds.
 * Ron: Hey, let me see, Jonathan.
 * Jonathan: Careful, Ron. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Ron's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Jonathan's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Jonathan: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Benny: Sammy, it's-- It's Colonel Stonelight.
 * Sammy Jones: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Stonelight: At ease, men.
 * (Jonathan is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Stonelight: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Jonathan Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Ron Holds his Body)
 * Jonathan: Thanks, Ron. I needed that.
 * Colonel Stonelight: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Sammy Jones: Yes, sir. Stonelight Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Stonelight: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Bakesheart's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Ron: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Ron Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Hit the deck!
 * (The Stonelight Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Sammy Jones: As you can see, sir, Ron here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Stonelight: So I noticed.
 * Ron: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Stonelight Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Lex Miller: Our ball's now in Bakesheart territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Sammy Jones: Good idea, Lex. Front and center, Ron. Lead the way!
 * Ron: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Ron: Uh-oh.
 * (Waves Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Waves Growling)
 * Sammy Jones: It's the Bakesheart's weird guard dog.
 * Jonathan (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Lex Miller: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Waves Spews Fire)
 * Lex Miller: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Sammy Jones: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Waves Spews More Fire)
 * (The Stonelight Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Ron: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Waves Laughing): The ball.
 * (Waves Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Loser: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Eggy: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Violette: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Frances: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Lisa Howls): How you doing, Ellison?
 * Ellison: Great, Lisa. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Marianne: Andrea, you need to feel the breeze.
 * Andrea: I like it!
 * Gabrielle: This is fun!
 * Diana: I agree!
 * Alice: This is awesome!
 * Gina: I couldn't agree more, Alice.
 * (Cake and his Friends Run Past Waves)
 * Cake: Hey, Waves, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Waves Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Mr. Balloony: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Frances: I just love running through the trees.
 * Patricia: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Frances: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Cake, Firey, and Flower Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Cake: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Firey: Oh, boy!
 * (Cake and Firey Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Cake and Firey: Yuck!
 * Violette: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Cake and Firey Throw the Apples Away)
 * Cake: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Violette, Patricia, Andrea, Gina, Marianne, Lisa, Frances, Diana, Gabrielle, Mia, and Ellison Eat Apples)
 * (Waves Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Waves, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Waves Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Stonelight Military School)
 * Benny: Here's another water balloon, Ron.
 * Ron: What are these for anyway, Sammy?
 * Sammy Jones: Ammunition.
 * Lex Miller: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Jonathan?
 * Jonathan: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Lex Miller: Check, bazooka.
 * Ron: Is this gonna get our ball back, Lex?
 * Lex Miller: Check, affirmative.
 * Jonathan: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Sammy Jones: Good idea, Jonathan. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Jonathan: Fire?
 * Sammy Jones: No! Not--
 * (Sammy Gets Blown Away)
 * Sammy Jones: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Cadet Jones, what is the meaning of this?
 * Sammy Jones: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Lex Miller: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Waves Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Sammy Jones: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Lex Jones: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Stonelight's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Benny)
 * Colonel Stonelight: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Stonelight Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Stonelight: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Lex Miller: Your hat, Colonel Stonelight.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Thank you, Cadet Miller.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Stonelight: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Bakesheart Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Cake: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Eggy: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Loser: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, boy.
 * (Mr. Balloony Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Mr. Balloony: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Ellison: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Bakesheart? Can I?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Of course, Ellison. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Ellison: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: See?
 * Flower: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Cake: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Loser: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Loser Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Loser: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Firey: Here's some squash.
 * (Firey Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Firey: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Eggy Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Eggy: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Firey: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Violette: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Frances Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Thank you, Frances.
 * Frances: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Firey: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Lisa: How much allowance do you have left, Violette?
 * Violette: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Lisa: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Violette Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Firey Yells as She Faints)
 * (Cake Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Cake Yells): Firey! Oh my goodness! Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Cake: Eyes! Eyes! Take cover!
 * Firey: Rice? What? Where did it go?
 * Cake: No. I. Mean. Eyes.
 * Firey: Oh no! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Cake: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Flower: I see no eyes, Cake.
 * Firey: You were imagining, Cakey. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Cake Glares at Firey)
 * (Lisa Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Violette Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Violette: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Firey: Smells awesome.
 * Mr. Balloony: Smells great.
 * Firey: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Eggy: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Violette: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Eggy and Flower Gulp)
 * Flower: Delicious.
 * Cake: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Loser: Meet you back at the school.
 * Frances: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Airis: So, Mrs. Bakesheart's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Under Creeper: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Airis: You have done well, my Under Creeper. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Airis, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Under Creeper Laughing)
 * (Bully Bat s Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Benny Hits the Ball)
 * Sammy Jones: Nice spike, Benny. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Stonelight Military to stay on top.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Jonathan: On the leather with Stonelight!
 * Colonel Stonelight: That's the spirit, men!
 * Ron: Yes, sir!
 * (Sammy Catches Benny as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Lex Miller: No fair, Sammy. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Keep using your head, Jones. I'm going over to Mrs. Bakesheart's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Stonelight Walking to Mrs. Bakesheart's School)
 * (Colonel Stonelight Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: All that exercise really loosened you up, Ellison, a little too much.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, Mrs. Bakesheart, it's me, Colonel Stonelight.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Will you get the door for me, Violette?
 * Violette: You bet I will.
 * (Violette Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Mrs. Bakesheart? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Stonelight Looks Shocked)
 * (Violette Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Violette Screeching)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Violette Changes Back into a Human)
 * Violette: Anything you say, Colonel Stonelight.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Violette: Uh, up there. Mrs. Bakesheart said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Stonelight)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Ah, Colonel Stonelight. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, Mrs. Bakesheart, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, negative, Mrs. Bakesheart. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Donald, the Butler Brings Mrs. Bakesheart a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Donald Pours Mrs. Bakesheart a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Bakesheart Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Donald Wipes Mrs. Bakesheart's Mouth)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Waves Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Waves's Head)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, negative, Mrs. Bakesheart. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Waves Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Stonelight: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (Donald Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing thes to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Cake, I want you to meet Colonel Stonelight.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Cake: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Bad boy, Waves!
 * (Waves Grumbling)
 * Eggy: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Cake: Watches synchronized.
 * Loser: Synchronized.
 * (Donald Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Check. Over and out.
 * Flower: Crikey, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Firey.
 * Firey: Why the rush, Mrs. B? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Cake: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Loser: But, Firey, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Firey: Why didn't you say so, Loser? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Lisa Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Patricia Giggling)
 * (Lisa Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Cake: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Firey (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Lisa Howling)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Violette.
 * Violette: Thanks a lot, Cake.
 * Ellison: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: You definitely are, Ellison. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Loser: That's it, Frances. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Waves Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Patricia Laughing)
 * Flower: Gee, Patricia, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Patricia Hits the Wall)
 * Patricia: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Flower: I think more into the wall.
 * (Loser Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: You mean deep shrieking, Loser. Show her, girls.
 * (Ellison Breathing)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Ellison Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Violette: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Violette Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Violette Flies By Cake)
 * (Cake Yells and Falls Back)
 * Cake: Oops.
 * (Waves Growling)
 * (Cake Yells)
 * (Cake Runs Away, But Waves Follows him)
 * Loser: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Cake Yells)
 * (Waves Blows Fire 4 Times at Cake)
 * Cake: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Loser: Good job, Cake. That's deep breathing.
 * (Cake is Running from Waves): Yikes!
 * Loser (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Bakesheart Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Stonelight, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Bakesheart)
 * Sammy Jones: Get a load of that racket coming from the Bakesheart place.
 * Lex Miller: Whew. And I thought Stonelight was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Ron: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Benny.
 * Benny: Aye, aye, Ron.
 * Ron: More weight.
 * Sammy Jones (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Benny: Attention!
 * (Benny Salutes but Drops the Sack on Ron who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Stonelight: At ease, men.
 * (Sammy, Lex, Jonathan, and Benny Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Ron)
 * Colonel Stonelight: I said at ease, Ron.
 * Ron: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Stonelight: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Sammy, Benny, Lex, and Jonathan: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Stonelight: Do you want this trophy to stay at Stonelight Military School?
 * Sammy Jones: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Ron Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Ron: Those Bakesheart Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Ron Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Loser: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Ellison is Pumping Herself)
 * Loser: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Stonelight Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Firey: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Cakey.
 * Cake: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Patricia Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Cake Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Firey: Wow, Cake. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Cake's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Cake Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Loser: This is not the time to go swimming, Cake. We have a volleyball game.
 * Mr. Balloony: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Loser.
 * (Sharks Approach Cake)
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh-oh. And it looks like Cake is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Cake)
 * (Cake Screams in Terror): Loser! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Cake)
 * Cake: Loser! Help!
 * Loser: Keep paddling, Cakey! We're on our way!
 * Mr. Balloony: Us, too!
 * Frances: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Diana: Let's go for it.
 * (Cake Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Frances and Diana Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Frances Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Marianne: Geronimo!
 * Alice: Look out below!
 * (Lisa Jumps, Howling)
 * (Violette Chuckles): Oh, Lisa. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Lisa and Violette Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Lisa Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Violette: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Eggy: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Firey, Flower, Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy Jump in)
 * (Patricia Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Ellison: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Ellison Jumps Down)
 * Firey: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Mr. Balloony?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Ellison Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Loser: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Eggy: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Frances: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Violette: We're ready for those Stonelight Cadets.
 * (Lisa Howls): Go, Bakesheart! (Howling)
 * (Patricia Laughing)
 * Ellison: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Airis: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Under Creeper?
 * Under Creeper: Yes, Airis. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Airis: Excellent.
 * Eggy: Here, Flower. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Airis and Under Creeper)
 * Flower (Off-Screen): Thanks, Eggy. I needed that.
 * Airis: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Under Creeper: Sorry, Airis.

The Volleyball Game/Bakesheart All the Way:

 * (Sammy Laughs): Look, guys, those Bakesheart Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Waves, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Waves: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Violette: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Lisa Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Firey: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Ellison: Thanks, Firey. (She Hops Away)
 * Diana: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Andrea: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Frances: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Patricia: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Marianne: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Alice: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Gabrielle: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Gina: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Mia: Indeed it was.
 * Jonathan: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Stonelight: Uh, negative, Mrs. Bakesheart. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Firey: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Stonelight: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Bakesheart Bangs the Gong)
 * (Donald Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Cake: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Stonelight: Well, we need a referee.
 * Cake: You're looking at him. Cake. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * Sammy Jones: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Lisa: No problem. (Howling)
 * Ron: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.
 * Firey: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Firey: Thanks. Heads.
 * Jonathan (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Firey: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Affirmative. Bakesheart serves first.
 * Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy: Go, go, Bakesheart!
 * Flower: Give it all you got, Frances.
 * Frances: Okay, coach.
 * (Frances Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Sammy and Ron)
 * Cake: Net ball!
 * Jonathan: I think it's a net loss.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Flower: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Frances: Okay, coach.
 * (Frances Hits the Ball Again)
 * Lisa: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Benny: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Cake: Point goes to Bakesheart!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Bakesheart's Point)
 * Loser: Go, go, Bakesheart! (She Shakes Mrs. Bakesheart's Hands While Eggy is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Stonelight's Point)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Ron: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Ron Hits the Ball)
 * (Patricia Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Jonathan: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Lex Miller: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Cake: That's a fowl. Stonelight's point.
 * Stonelight Cadets: On the leather with Stonelight!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Stonelight's Point)
 * Ellison: We're never gonna win that trophy, Violette.
 * Violette: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Violette Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Sammy Falls)
 * Cake: Nice spike, Violette!
 * (Violette Changes Back into a Human)
 * Violette: Thanks, Cake.
 * (Violette Goes to Sammy and Takes the Ball)
 * Violette: Our serve, cadet.
 * Sammy Jones: I must be going batty.
 * Violette: Here, Ellison. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Ellison Hits the Ball)
 * Lex and Jonathan: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Ellison Hits it Again)
 * Lex and Jonathan: I've got it!
 * Ellison: I've got it!
 * (Lex and Jonathan Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Cake: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Bakesheart's Point)
 * Lisa: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Patricia: That's a howl, Lisa! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy: Let's go, Bakesheart!
 * Flower: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Firey: Make that two.
 * (Waves Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Firey: Thanks, Waves. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Sammy Jones: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Stonelight Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Lex Miller (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Ron (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Bakesheart.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Ellison Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Frances: That looks good, Ellison.
 * Sammy Jones: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Jonathan: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Ellison to Fly)
 * Ellison: Whoa!
 * Cake: Outta bounds.
 * (Ellison Still Flies)
 * Cake: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Sammy)
 * Sammy Jones: Then it's Stonelight's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Ellison)
 * Frances: Don't worry, Ellison. We'll get it back.
 * Sammy Jones: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Lex Hits the Ball)
 * Lisa: It's all mine!
 * (Sammy Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Lisa: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Violette: I'll save it, Lisa.
 * (Violette Spins Backwards)
 * Violette: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Stonelight: On the leather with Stonelight!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Stonelight's Point)
 * (Flower Eats the Hotdog)
 * Firey: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Flower Takes the Hotdog from Firey's Hand and Eats it)
 * Flower: Tastes good.
 * Firey: We gotta catch up.
 * Flower: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Flower Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * Sammy Jones: Prepare for another hit, Lex, with our secret weapon.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.
 * (Flower Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Lex who Hits the Ball)
 * Lex Miller: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Sammy)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Sammy's Hand and Flies into Flower's Mouth)
 * (Flower Hiccups)
 * Sammy Jones: Nice work, Lex. Now our remote control is...
 * (Flower Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Sammy Jones (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Stonelight, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Stonelight: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Flower Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Stonelight)
 * Firey: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Flower?
 * Flower: Right, Firey. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Firey, Who Falls)
 * (Lisa Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Jonathan and Benny Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Bakesheart's Point)
 * Ron: On the leather with Stonelight.
 * (Ellison Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Stonelight's Point)
 * Colonel Stonelight: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Sammy Jones: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Sammy Hits the Ball)
 * Benny: Whoa.
 * (Frances Hits the Ball)
 * Benny: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Stonelight: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Cake: But it hit in first. Bakesheart's ball.
 * Eggy: Go, go, Bakesheart!
 * (Waves Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Eggy was Waving)
 * Eggy: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Lisa Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Lex and Jonathan)
 * Under Creeper: Those girls are strong, Airis.
 * Airis: Just like their parents, Under Creeper, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Bakesheart's Point)
 * Firey: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Violette.
 * Violette: You bet I will.
 * Sammy Jones: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Ron.
 * Ron: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Violette Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Ron: Take that, you bat.
 * Ellison: I can't reach it!
 * Flower: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Ron)
 * Ron: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Jonathan, Lex, Benny, and Sammy)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Cake: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Bakesheart wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Bakesheart's Point)
 * (The Bakesheart Girls Cheer)
 * (Violette, Frances, and Patricia Have Firey)
 * (Madeline and Lisa Have Flower)
 * Violette: You were awesome, coach.
 * Firey: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Stonelight.
 * Colonel Stonelight: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Stonelight and Gives it to Mrs. Bakesheart)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Ellison. For your mummy case.
 * Ellison: Thanks, Mrs. Bakesheart!
 * Sammy Jones: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Lex Miller: We had the strategy.
 * Jonathan: We had the equipment.
 * Ron: But we still lost.
 * Benny: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Stonelight: No moping, men. The Stonelight code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Flower Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Stonelight on it)
 * (Flower Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Stonelight Bounces Away)
 * Sammy Jones: Looks like the Stonelight code just got broken.
 * Lex Miller: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Lisa Howling)
 * Lisa: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Ellison: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Eggy: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Violette: It's only the biggest even of the Bakesheart school year.
 * Firey: Will there be food?
 * (Cake and Firey Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Violette: Oh, lots of goodies, Firey. Mrs. Bakesheart is in the kitchen right now.
 * Firey: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Cake: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Bakesheart Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Cake: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Firey: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Bakesheart?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Thanks, Firey. I've already got one. But you and Cake can lick the bowl.
 * Firey: Thanks.
 * Cake: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Okay, Waves. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Waves: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Violette: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Firey Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Firey: You said it, Violette.
 * (Cake Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Cake: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Violette: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Firey: Blimey!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Cakey!
 * Cake: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Patricia, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Patricia: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Firey: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Cake.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Patricia: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Eggy: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Violette: Everyone, Eggy. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Eggy: That's your daddy?
 * Violette: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Loser: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Cake. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Cake: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Loser: Wait for me, Cakey!
 * Frances: Stop!
 * (Cake and Loser Skid to a Stop)
 * Frances: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Alice: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Medusa.
 * Diana: I also want you to meet Godzilla Sr. and Ms. Godzilla.
 * Gina: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Andrea: And this is Mr. and Ms. Fish Creature.
 * Gabrielle: And don't forget to me Gargoyle Sr. and Ms. Gargoyle.
 * Marianne: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Mia: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Ellison: And my mummy parents.
 * Lisa: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Cake and Loser Keep Running Until Patricia Stops Them)
 * Patricia: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Loser: Golly!
 * (Cake Jumps into Loser's Arms)
 * Loser: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Under Creeper (Off-Screen): Here they come, Airis.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Under Creeper (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Airis: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Airis will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Bully Bat Tries to Bite Airis' Hand)
 * (Airis Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Cake, Loser, Flower, Frances, and Lisa Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Frances: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Lisa: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Loser: Everyone's running off, Cakey. Why don't we?
 * Cake: Uh-huh!
 * Loser: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Flower (Off-Screen): Golly, Cake, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Cake: No, Flower.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Firey: We should be safe now, Cake.
 * Cake: I hope so, Firey.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Flower (Off-Screen): We have company, Cake.
 * (Patricia Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Patricia's told us so much about you.
 * (Cake and Firey Scream)
 * (Cake Holds Flower's Hand as He and Firey Run)
 * Patricia (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Firey: Out here, Cakey.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Violette Fly in)
 * Cake: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Cake Runs While Firey, Holding Flower's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Firey: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Bakesheart.
 * Firey: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Cake: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Violette, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Violette: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Mr. Balloony: We were lucky, Firey, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Loser: Positively!
 * Eggy: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Mr. Balloony Hugs Eggy in Fear)
 * Mr. Balloony: I hope you're right, Eggy.
 * (Loser and Mr. Balloony Scream)
 * Frances: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Cake and Firey)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Cake: Cake.
 * Flower: And Flower, too.
 * Mr. Balloony: Don't hurt Cake. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Lisa Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Firey: Very good, right, Cakey?
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: It's an old Bakesheart recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Cake and Firey Scratch)
 * Eggy: Gee, Lisa, what's that?
 * Lisa: Something for my parents, Eggy. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's beautiful, Lisa. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Diana: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Ms. Godzilla: You know we do.
 * Godzilla Sr.: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Diana.
 * Diana: You're welcome.
 * Violette: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Violette Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Violette (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Violette: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Firey: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Cake?
 * Cake: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Waves Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Violette: Don't feel left out, Waves. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Waves Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Gabrielle: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Gargoyle Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Gargoyle: It's nice, Gabrielle.
 * Gabrielle: I thought you'd like it.
 * Frances: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Frances: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Frances. (He Pats Frances's Head)
 * Frances: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Show your mummy parents what you made, Ellison.
 * (Ellison Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Ellison (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Ellison.
 * Alice: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Medusa: We love it! (Hugs Alice) Thanks, Alice.
 * Andrea: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Fish Creature and Ms. Fish Creature: We love them.
 * Gina: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Blob: That's okay, Gina. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Blob: You said it, dear.
 * Mia: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Mia.
 * Marianne: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Marianne. Such a good girl.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Patricia Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Patricia Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Donald Plays the Drum)
 * Patricia: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Under Creeper: They're having fun, Airis.
 * Airis: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Patricia Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Patricia.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Bravo!
 * (Lisa Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Firey: Let's give that hand a hand, Cakey.
 * (Cake Smiles at Firey)
 * (Patricia Shakes the Hand)
 * Patricia: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Violette.
 * Violette: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Lisa. We'd better run, too.
 * Firey: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Violette.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Firey: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Lisa, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Marianne.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Mia.
 * Mr. Fish Creature: Take care of Andrea.
 * Mr. Blob: And Gina, too.
 * Godzilla Sr.: Make sure nothing happens to Diana
 * Gargoyle Sr.: Keep an eye on Gabrielle.
 * Mr. Medusa: Take care of Alice.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Firey and Cake by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Frances is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Ellison and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Cake and Firey Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Eggy: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Cake?
 * Cake: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Firey: It's okay, Cake. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Cake: Oh, good.
 * Airis: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Airis Walks to the Bully Bat )
 * Airis: Get ready to fly, little bully bat . You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Airis Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Airis' Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Airis: There's no time to waste, Under Creeper. Get cranking.
 * Under Creeper: Yes, Airis. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Airis Has a Picture of Firey)
 * Airis: This is your target.
 * (Bully Bat Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Airis Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
 * (Bully Bat is Pleased)
 * Airis: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, bully bat, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Under Creeper Laughing)
 * Airis: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Under Creeper: Y-Yes, Airis.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Cake is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Bully Bat )
 * (Cake Yells): Firey! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Firey: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Cakey.
 * (Cake Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Firey, bat.
 * Firey: Calm down, Cake. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Firey: See? See for yourself, Cakey. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Cake: Okay, Firey.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Bully Bat is There)
 * Cake: Firey! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Firey: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Cakey.
 * (Cake Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Firey Snoring)
 * (Bully Bat Spies on Firey)
 * (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Airis' Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Firey: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Airis: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Firey: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Airis: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Firey: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Airis: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Firey Giggling)
 * (Under Creeper Laughs and Stops)
 * Airis: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Under Creeper: Yes, Airis.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Stonelight Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Lex, Benny, and Ron Wake up)
 * (Sammy is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Sammy)
 * Sammy Jones: Jonathan, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Jonathan: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Stonelight: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Sammy Jones: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Bakesheart School)
 * Firey: Good morning, Cakey. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Cake: It is?
 * Firey: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Cake Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Cake Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Flower Wakes Up)
 * Flower: You knocked, Cake?
 * Firey: Glad you're up, Flower. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Lisa Howls): We will, Mrs. Bakesheart.
 * Mr. Balloony: We're all ready to go.
 * Waves: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Sorry, Waves. You're staying home with me.
 * (Waves Grumbling)
 * Mr. Balloony: Here we go, gang.
 * Frances: Bye, Mrs. Bakesheart!
 * Ellison: Bye, Waves!
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: See you later, girls.
 * Waves: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Loser: Gee, Mr. Balloony, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Mr. Balloony: Someplace scenic, Loser. Right here.
 * Loser: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Cake: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Violette: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Cake: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Patricia: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Stonelight: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Lex Miller: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Benny)
 * (Sammy Falls in the Mud)
 * Sammy Jones: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Stonelight and Benny Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (Sammy, Jonathan, Ron, and Lex Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Jonathan: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Ron: And dumb, too.
 * Ellison: What do we do now, Loser?
 * Loser: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Frances: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Ellison: Wait for me, Frances.
 * Flower: And thes, too.
 * (Flower Grabs Cake's Hand)
 * Alice: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Marianne and Runs with Her)
 * (Lisa Howls): Race you across the swamp, Violette.
 * Violette: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Lisa Jogging)
 * Lisa: Aw, no fair, Violette. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Lisa)
 * Under Creeper: Gotcha.
 * Lisa: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Under Creeper Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Under Creeper.
 * Lisa: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Under Creeper Grunts)
 * Lisa: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Lisa Gasps)
 * (The Bully Bat Try to Attack Lisa)
 * Lisa: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Lisa Hits the Bully Bat with a Hammer)
 * (The Bully Bat Flies Out the Window)
 * Under Creeper: Oh, no. Airis is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Waves?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Waves, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Waves is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Loser: Gee, Firey, swamp running is fun.
 * (Waves Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to Cake, Firey, Flower, Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy Running on Stones)
 * Loser: How'd you think of this place?
 * Firey: I don't know, Loser. In my dreams, I think. Crikey!
 * (Firey Leaps into Cake's Arms)
 * Firey: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Cake: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Cake and Firey: Help!
 * Loser: Hang on, Cake. Loser to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Loser: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Firey Grabs her Hand)
 * Firey: Nice going, Loser, but too late.
 * Cake: Firey!
 * Firey: Crikey! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Violette: Try swinging with me.
 * (Violette Grabs thes)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Violette Changes into a Human)
 * Firey: Not too bat an escape, right, Cake?
 * Cake: Yeah, Firey.
 * Flower: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Violette: I need some help myself. Lisa must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Loser: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Eggy: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Violette: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Stonelight Cadets are Walking)
 * Ron: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Jonathan: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Lex Miller: Negative. I think this is...
 * Sammy Jones: Quicksand!
 * Ron: What do we do now, Sammy?
 * Sammy Jones: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative. Help!
 * Stonelight Cadets: Help!
 * Frances: Sounds like those smart aleck Stonelight Cadets.
 * Ellison: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Sammy Jones: Someone's coming.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative. It's those Bakesheart Girls.
 * Jonathan: Quick! Help us out.
 * Ellison: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Lex Miller: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Jonathan: On the double!
 * Ron: If not sooner!
 * Frances: Well, Ellison, if they insist.
 * Ellison: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Frances Helps the Stonelight Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Stonelight Cadets Scream)
 * Jonathan: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.

Dodging the Bully Bat s:

 * Sammy Jones: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Waves Comes by and Sniffs Sammy's Foot, Snarling)
 * Sammy Jones: Retreat!
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Flower: No sign of the girls, Cake.
 * Cake: Uh-oh.
 * Firey: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Flower: Hold it, Firey. Maybe Violette has good news.
 * (Violette Screeching)
 * Firey: Does that mean you found Lisa?
 * (Violette Screeching)
 * Firey: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Cake Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Cake to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Flower: There goes Cake, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Cake Lands on Waves, Who Snarls)
 * Cake: Oops!
 * (Waves Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Cake Screaming)
 * (Waves Runs After him)
 * Firey: I wish our brother Cake would learn to not play with Waves.
 * (Violette Sees Lisa with Bully Bat s)
 * Violette: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Violette: Lisa's at the shack. But she's surrounded by bully bat s.
 * Marianne: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Violette)
 * (The Bully Bat s Try to Attack Lisa, But Lisa Dodges)
 * (The Bully Bat Hits a Rock)
 * Under Creeper: Nice moves.
 * (Under Creeper Pounces Lisa)
 * Under Creeper: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Violette (Off-Screen): Get away from Lisa!
 * (Violette, as a Human, Knocks Under Creeper Down)
 * Lisa: Violette! You're here!
 * Violette: Of course!
 * Under Creeper: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Violette: Think you can take us all on?
 * Under Creeper: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Patricia (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Ellison Charges and a Bully Bat Scares her)
 * (Ellison Smacks the Bat): No! Bad bully bat ! Bad bully bat ! Go home!
 * (Bully Bat Screeches)
 * (Diana Roars Loudly)
 * (The Bully Bat s Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Ellison Gives Diana High Five): Yeah!
 * (Cake Hides in the Shack to Lose Waves)
 * (Waves Still Runs)
 * (Cake Snickering)
 * (Lisa Taps on Cake's Shoulder)
 * Cake: Yikes! Are you okay, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Under Creeper's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Under Creeper Grabs Cake)
 * Under Creeper: Gotcha!
 * Cake: Help!
 * Under Creeper: Airis does not like meddlers.
 * Cake: N-N-Not me!
 * (Cake Tries to Run Away from Under Creeper, when Fire Burns Under Creeper)
 * Under Creeper: Yeow!
 * (Waves Blows Fire at Under Creeper)
 * (Under Creeper Screaming)
 * (Under Creeper Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Under Creeper: You two will pay for this!
 * (Waves Becomes Cake's Friend)
 * (Cake Shakes Waves's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Waves Run)
 * Under Creeper: No one escapes Under Creeper.
 * Violette: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Cake Look at Him)
 * Under Creeper: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Lisa: Thanks, guys. And Cake, I owe you everything for stopping Under Creeper.
 * Under Creeper: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Cake: I think we should get back to the others.
 * Patricia: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Airis (Angrily): The Bakesheart's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Under Creeper: Uh, no! Airis, it's not what it seems. It was a Cake and thes who knocked away the bully bat s.
 * Airis (Angrily): Cake and his Friends knocked my bully bat s away?
 * Under Creeper: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Waves saved them.
 * Airis: So, thes have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Under Creeper: It is?
 * Airis: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Dynasaurus Rex. Then he will do more damage to thes that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

Cake and his Friends Team Up:

 * (Airis' Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Ellison: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Frances: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Gina: What do we do?
 * Marianne: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Cake: No! Everyone, listen. Airis' just trying to kidnap you.
 * Marianne: Well, it's working.
 * Lisa: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Violette: Cake, we do know how to defeat Airis, don't we?
 * Cake: Well... not exactly.
 * Sammy Jones (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Cake: Stonelight Cadets? What's going on?
 * Lex Miller: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what Sammy has to say.
 * Loser: Sammy, what brings you here?
 * Sammy Jones: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Loser: Helpful how?
 * Sammy Jones: We know how to defeat Airis.
 * (Cake and Loser Look at Each Other)
 * Loser: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Stonelight Cadets?
 * Lex Miller: Go on.
 * Sammy Jones: Uh, well, "The Stonelight Code says we help--"
 * Lex Miller: Sammy! I meant tell Loser what we know.
 * Sammy Jones: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Loser: No offense, Lex, but it is difficult for me to believe that Sammy has changed sides.
 * Lisa: Loser, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Cake to. If Sammy's information is useful, we should use it to beat Airis. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (Sammy Gulps)
 * Cake: Lisa's right, Loser. If the cadets believe Sammy, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Loser: Cake, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, Sammy.
 * Sammy Jones: Okay. Well, the Stonelight code says that only thes can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Cake: If we bring Airis, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * Sammy Jones: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Flower: Oh, yeah! Just trap Airis in the lava.
 * Sammy Jones: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Firey: Lure her into a trap?
 * Eggy: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Mr. Balloony: Indeed.
 * Loser: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the bully bat s.
 * Cake: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Airis' army. We have a plan to defeat Airis as well.
 * Lex Miller: The cadets will help, too, Cake. Right?
 * Sammy Jones: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Bakesheart Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Bakesheart Girls: Yeah!
 * Loser: Very well. Cake.
 * Cake: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Loser: Airis and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Ellison: I like thes, Sammy.
 * Patricia: Me, too. Loser's so pretty.
 * Sammy Jones: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Lex Miller: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * Sammy Jones: You know, I think I could get used to the Stonelight Code.

Dynasaurus Rex:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Cake: Crikey! The door is locked.
 * Gabrielle: How do we unlock the door?
 * Patricia: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * Sammy Jones: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Andrea: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Patricia: What about me?
 * Andrea: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Diana (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Diana Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Diana: Bingo.
 * Patricia: That's one talented tail, Diana. (Laughs)
 * Diana: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Cake: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Waves, and my friends will take the left, you Stonelight Cadets and Bakesheart Girls take the right.
 * (Cake and his Friends and Waves Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Cake: Talk about soggy.
 * Loser: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Under Creeper: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Mr. Balloony: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Under Creeper: Neither is the giant Dynasaurus Rex.
 * Cake and his Friends: Dynasaurus Rex?
 * Under Creeper: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Dynasaurus Rex Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Dynasaurus Rex Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Violette: We gotta distract Airis and Under Creeper.
 * Sammy Jones: Right. Let's go back and get thes.
 * (Dynasaurus Rex Laughing)
 * Firey: Blimey! This is no time for games, Eggy.
 * Eggy: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Eggy. (She Throws the Ball to Dynasaurus Rex )
 * Dynasaurus Rex: Huh?
 * Eggy: Your turn, Waves.
 * (Waves Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Cake's Head)
 * Eggy: That's it, Cake.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Dynasaurus Rex Hits the Ball)
 * Eggy: Nice shot, Dynasaurus Rex.
 * Flower: I hope you're gonna let him win, Eggy. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Eggy: Come on, Cake. Kick it high.
 * (Cake Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Dynasaurus Rex to Reach)
 * Eggy: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Loser: It's like an elevator, right, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, Loser.
 * (Dynasaurus Rex Catches the Ball)
 * Firey: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Cake and his Friends and Waves Found the Bakesheart Girls and Stonelight Cadets)
 * Mr. Balloony: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * Sammy Jones: Yeah. Now let's get to Airis.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Under Creeper Chases Cake/Under Creeper's Demise:

 * (Under Creeper Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Under Creeper: Get out of here or else!
 * Frances: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Under Creeper: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Under Creeper Throws a Potion at Cake Turning him into a Frog)
 * Loser: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Cake?
 * (Cake Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Under Creeper)
 * Under Creeper: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Violette (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Under Creeper.
 * (Cake Croaks and Hops Away from Under Creeper)
 * (Under Creeper Chases Him)
 * (Loser and Ellison Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Under Creeper's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Under Creeper Falls into the Well)
 * (Under Creeper Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Dynasaurus Rex Swallowed him Hole)
 * Patricia: Now that, Loser, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Marianne: I want Cake back!
 * (She Turns Cake Back into a Human)
 * Cake: Thanks, Marianne.

Final Battle/Airis' Death:

 * (Cake and his Friends and Bakesheart Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Airis Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Airis: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Violette: Hide.
 * (Cake and his Friends Hide)
 * Airis: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Airis Transforms into a Dragon)
 * Airis: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Frances and Diana Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Airis Still Hunting)
 * (Cake and his Friends Peek, Too)
 * (Frances and Diana Thought up a Plan)
 * Diana: Frances, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Airis' Attention)
 * Jonathan: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Lex Miller: Affirmative.
 * Sammy Jones: These guys worked!
 * (Cake and his Friends Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Violette and Lisa Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (Cake and his Friends Did the Same Thing that Confuses the Dragon)
 * (Airis, Annoyed, Approaches thes' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Ellison: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Airis Even More)
 * (Airis Rushed Towards Bakesheart's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Loser and Mr. Balloony Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Airis to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Waves Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Airis as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Eggy Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Airis' Attention as She Sees thes)
 * Eggy: Oh, no.
 * (Airis Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rudes?
 * (Cake and his Friends were Airis' Mercy)
 * Airis: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw thes were in Trouble)
 * Violette: NO, STOP!
 * (Airis Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (Cake and his Friends Flee for their Lives)
 * Andrea: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (Cake and his Friends Look Behind and See Airis On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Eggy: OH, NO!
 * Cake: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Airis Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (Cake and his Friends Try to Stay Away from Airis)
 * Cake: Come on.
 * (Airis was Close Behind them)
 * Airis: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Airis was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Airis Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (Cake and his Friends Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Airis Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Loser: Good golly. It looks like Airis is never the same again.
 * Cake: Yeah.
 * Sammy Jones: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Frances: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Ellison: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Jonathan: I'll never understand girls.
 * Benny: Especially Bakesheart Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Bakesheart Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Stonelight Cadets, the Bakesheart Girls, and thes Return)
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: There they are!
 * Colonel Stonelight: Cake and his Friends. They're okay!
 * Cake: Everyone, Airis has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Eggy: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Loser: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Airis' trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Loser Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Stonelight a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Mrs. B with Colonel S grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Stonelight Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Bakesheart)
 * Loser: And Ron's with Frances Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Patricia really does her thing, a dance for two, the Patricia fling. Firey and my pal Cake are always in a junky ham.
 * Firey: Great party, Mrs. B.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Firey: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Bakesheart: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Firey: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Cake: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Cake and Firey Run)
 * Loser: Gee, we'd better do like Cake, and skidoo.
 * (Loser Gives Waves High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Cake and Firey Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Flower, Loser, Mr. Balloony, and Eggy Run Out, Too)
 * (Cake and his Friends Home on Land)
 * Mr. Balloony: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Cake and Firey Look Back)
 * Bakesheart Girls: Goodbye.
 * Firey: Let's give 'em a real Bakesheart goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Cake: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Cake)
 * (Cake and his Friends Walk Back to Spaceland)
 * (Screen Fades Black)