Death P.A.C.T. Meets the Ghostly Team/Transcript

Sheriff Donald:

 * (A Paper Flies Down)
 * (Wicked Witch Laughs)
 * (Bequeath to My Nephew Black Hole)
 * Wicked Witch: "I'll scare you, Liy, and Black Hole, too, before I'm through. That's what I'll do."
 * (Liy Climbs into Bed with Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Wakes Up and Black Hole Points at the Ghost)
 * (Wicked Witch Laughing)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Hug in Fear)
 * Wicked Witch: "I scare goblins, ghosts, and ghouls, spooky owls, or bats. Grownup folk and little kids, I even scare my cats." (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Ghostly Team Laughing)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Drive Out of Here)
 * (Liy Runs Back to Grab Pillow)
 * Wicked Witch: "But one thing frightens me, so witchingly, I hope I never see the Ghostly Team."
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Meets the Ghostly Team Title Card)
 * Wicked Witch: "Very scary, legendary Ghostly Team. Those very boastly, mostly ghostly, Ghostly Team."
 * (Executive Producers Jacknjellify)
 * (Ghostly Team Laughing)
 * (Pie Puts Up her Dukes)
 * (Liy Grabs her)
 * Wicked Witch: "Here I am, a poor old witch, so afraid I shake and twitch."
 * (Produced by Jacknjellify)
 * Wicked Witch: "That's one group I'd love to ditch, the Ghostly Team."
 * (Written by Jacknjellify)
 * Wicked Witch: "Very kooky, very spooky Ghostly Team."
 * (Ghostly Team Laughing)
 * (Alligator Jumps into the River)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghostly Team."
 * (Ghostly Team Laughing)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghostly Team."
 * (Ghostly Team Laughing)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghostly Team."
 * (Directed by Jacknjellify)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Scene Fades to Death P.A.C.T. Driving to the Jarrett Mansion)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Wow. What a great part of the country. The south really is beautiful, isn't it, Liy?
 * Liy (Off-Screen): You bet!
 * Bottle: How much farther is it to your new place, Black?
 * Black Hole: Shouldn't be too far, right, Liy?
 * Liy: Let's see. Hmm. (He Looks at the Map) Oops.
 * Black Hole: Quit messing around, Liy. How much farther is it to the Jarrett Road turnoff?
 * Liy: I'm looking! I'm looking! Doggone map.
 * Bottle: Let me help you, Liy boy.
 * Black Hole: Come on! Come on! Where's Jarrett Road?
 * Liy: Okay! Okay! Hmm. Here we go.
 * (Liy Points to a Sign)
 * Liy: There it is!
 * Black Hole: Okay, here we go.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Through the Road)
 * (Scene Fades to a Dark Night, Thunderclap)
 * Pie: Crickey! Are you sure this is the right way to the Jarrett place, Liy?
 * Liy: Yeah. I think so.
 * Pillow: Wow! Imagining going through a whole southern plantation.
 * Black Hole: Let's see that.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Through a Road Closed Sign)
 * Black Hole: Sounds like we hit something. I think we're lost.
 * (Black Hole Has his Head Stuck in the Wheel)
 * Black Hole: Help me outta here, will you, Bottle?
 * (Bottle Pushes Black Hole's Head Out of the Wheel)
 * Black Hole: Thanks, Bottle. Now, Liy, let's have a look at that map. Liy?
 * Bottle: Liy, where are you?
 * Liy: Ta-da! Here I am! (Chuckles)
 * Black Hole: What are you doing under there?
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Search me.
 * Black Hole: Well, where's the road map?
 * Liy: Right here.
 * Black Hole: Oh, brother. Now we're really lost. What could be worse?!?
 * Liy: It could be raining.
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Liy Jumps in Bottle's Arms)
 * (Scene Slides to Death P.A.C.T. Still Driving)
 * Black Hole: Wow! Talk about spooky.
 * (A Giant Gorilla Appears)
 * Liy: Look out! A monster!
 * Tree: Oh, Liy, you and your monsters.
 * Bottle: I don't see any monsters out there.
 * (The Truck Gets Flooded)
 * Black Hole: Somebody has to go out and push.
 * (Liy Doesn't Want to)
 * Pillow: C'mon, Liy, let's go.
 * Liy: No, Pillow!
 * Pillow: If there's any old monsters out there, I know you can handle 'em.
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Right. I'm not afraid.
 * (Liy and Pillow Fall in the Mud)
 * (Liy Rises Out of the Mud, his Teeth Chattering)
 * Black Hole: Okay, Death P.A.C.T., when Bottle gives you the word, give it the old Heave Ho. You guys, ready?
 * Pillow: You bet. Right, Liy boy?
 * (Liy Sees the Gorilla)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Okay, guys, heave ho!
 * (Liy Pushes the Truck Out of the Mud, Screaming in Terror)
 * Pillow: Hey, guys! Wait up!
 * (Liy Keeps Pushing)
 * Bottle: Hey, Liy, that's enough. Cool it.
 * Pillow: Wow, Liy, are you ever strong.
 * (Liy Grabs Pillow and Puts him in the Truck)
 * (Then He Jumps on Black Hole's Lap and Drives Off)
 * (The Rain Lets Up as the Gorilla Looks at the Truck)
 * Black Hole: Liy, get off me.
 * (Police Siren Wailing)
 * Donald: All right, just pull that thing over to the side of the road there, kiddo. Kiddo?!
 * (The Police Car Drives into the Brush with Sparkle Sign, Leaving the Man's Teeth Out)
 * (The Car Then Pulls Up to Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Donald: I gotta give up the night shift.
 * Black Hole: Uh, what's the trouble, officer?
 * Donald: Trouble? Oh, no trouble. Just a matter of proceeding down the highway and a wantin' left reckless, and irresponsible manner. Let me see your license, boy.
 * Black Hole: Y-Y-Yes, sir.
 * Donald: Oh, from Spaceland, huh? What y'all doin' down here, boy?
 * Black Hole: We're looking for the Jarrett Plantation, and we sorta got lost, sir.
 * Donald: There ain't nobody livin' in Jarrett Manor now that the Colonel's passed on. What do you wanna go there for?
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Well, you see the Colonel was my uncle, and he left me the place.
 * (The Gorilla Hears What Black Hole Says)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Left you the place?
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Can you tell us how to get there, please?
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Yeah, it's just down the road of feats. But let me tell you somethin', boy. (On-Screen) You best turn around and skedaddle back to--
 * Radio: Calling Sgt.. Calling Sgt..
 * Donald: Some folks say that place is sure enough haunted.
 * Liy: H-H-H-Haunted?
 * (Liy Jumps in Tree's Arms)
 * Tree: Did you say haunted? Oh, boy!
 * Radio: Calling Sgt.. Where are y'all, Sammy?
 * Donald: I'm right here performin' my duty. What y'all want?
 * Radio: We got us an awful mess over at Cher at the rail junction. An animal circus train got derailed and those critters are just runnin' all over creation.
 * Donald: Oh, mercy. I'll be right there. 10-4. Now y'all mind what I said. You best go back where ye come from. That ol' plantation's full of ghosts.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Gulp in Fear)
 * (Siren Wails)

The Headless Horseman Chase:

 * Black Hole: Blimey! I hope that Sgt. was wrong about g-g-g-ghosts.
 * Liy: Uh-huh.
 * Bottle: And I hope he's right about this being the road to the Plantation.
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Uh-oh.
 * Black Hole: Oh, no. It's a dead end.
 * (They Stop at the Bushes)
 * Black Hole: Well, that settles it. We're going back home.
 * Bottle: Wait, Black Hole, look.
 * (The Bushes Open)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): The road leads on.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, but look where it goes. Right through a graveyard.
 * Tree: Oh, boy! This is exciting. Huh, Liy?
 * Liy: Yeah, Tree. (He Covers his Eyes)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Keep Driving)
 * (The Ghost of Colonel Jarrett Appears)
 * Black Hole: Keep your eyes open for the Jarrett Plantation, you guys.
 * Pie: Gosh, I actually hope we get to see real ghosts like the Sgt. said.
 * Liy: Oh, no!
 * Black Hole: Don't talk like that, Pie. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * (A Headless Horseman Appears)
 * Bottle: Too bad. Then I guess this headless horseman out there is just a dummy, right?
 * (Headless Horseman Laughing)
 * Tree: Shall we run for our lives?
 * Pillow: Oh, yes. Let's.
 * Death P.A.C.T.: A ghost!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Away from the Headless Horseman)
 * (A Wolf Stands in their Way)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Away from the Wolf Until they Stop at the Sight of the Ghost)
 * Colonel Jarrett: Go! Go! Go back! Leave this place!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Away)
 * Black Hole: I've had it. Let's make like chainsaws and cut out.
 * Tree: Look, straight ahead.
 * (A Hotel is Shown)
 * Tree (Off-Screen): We found it! There's the hotel, Black Hole.
 * Black Hole: I don't care. I don't want it.
 * (The Truck Stops and Engine Runs Out)
 * Bottle: Oh, no! What a time to flood the engine.
 * Liy: Oh, no! Look!
 * Colonel Jarrett (Off-Screen): Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run to the Hotel)
 * Liy and Black Hole: Open up! Open up!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. See the Headless Horseman)
 * Black Hole: Come on, Death P.A.C.T.. Let's break it down.
 * (The Door Opens and Death P.A.C.T. Fall in the Fireplace)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Cough)
 * (Somebody Blows the Smoke from their Eyes)
 * (Black Hole Wipes his Eyes)
 * (Jonathan Laughing)
 * Black Hole: Double yikes!
 * Jonathan: I trust you and your associates will be comfortable here, Master Black Hole.
 * (Black Hole Accidentally Knocks Liy in the Fireplace)
 * (Jonathan Laughing)
 * (Liy is Now in Bottle's Arms)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Emil with Fear)

The Arrival:

 * (Jonathan Laughing)
 * Liy: W-W-Who are you?
 * Jonathan: I'm Jonathan, man servant to the Colonel. He's 60 art years and rightful owner of this place. Unfortunately the old fool decided to give it all to you, including the family jewels. So I am at your humble service.
 * Bottle: Family jewels?
 * Pie: What family jewels?
 * Jonathan (Off-Screen): What family jewels? Only a king's ransom hidden here on the estate. (On-Screen) Don't tell me you didn't know about Jarrett bonanza. (Laughing)
 * Pie: I don't know who looks nuttier-- Jonathan or that picture of the ol' Colonel.
 * Liy: Uh-huh.
 * Black Hole: Speaking of the Colonel, he looks just like the g-g-g-g-g--
 * Jonathan: Like the ghost?
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Yeah!
 * Jonathan: Don't worry. He won't hurt you. Ghosts can't hurt anyone.
 * (The Sword Flies Causing Liy to Scream)
 * Jonathan: Now, Colonel, where are your manners, sir? Is there any way to treat your guests, even though they don't belong here and want to take away my treasure? (Laughing)
 * Tree: Your treasure?!? Listen, crazy hair, if there's any jewels around here, they belong to Black Hole, right?
 * Black Hole: Huh? Uh, never mind, Tree. Listen, Mr. Jonathan, I think we'll just be going back home.
 * Tree: But, Black...
 * Liy: Yeah, we gotta run.
 * (Gorilla Roaring)
 * Liy: Yeow!
 * Black Hole: Yeah, the engine in my truck must be unflooded by now. So-- Hey, come on, Liy, let me outta here.
 * Liy: Uh-uh. No.
 * Black Hole: Liy, what's the matter with you?!? Open that door!
 * Liy: No! There's a monster out there!
 * Black Hole: Monster?
 * (Knocking on Door)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Scream and Run in the Closet)
 * (Jonathan Comes to the Door and it was Donald)
 * Jonathan: Ah, Sgt.. Do come in.
 * Donald: Just came by to tell you all to keep a weather eyeball of an escaped circus ape. He was last seen headed this-a way.
 * Liy: Who's that? The monster?
 * Black Hole: No. It's just the Sgt. Come on, Liy, there's no monster.
 * Liy: No! I'm not gonna!
 * Black Hole: Ha! You're such a baby.
 * Liy: But I'm a live baby.
 * (Black Hole, Pillow, Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Appear Out of the Door)
 * (Liy Remains Hiding Through the Door with the Gorilla Behind him)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Hi, there, Sgt.
 * Donald: I see you made it, kids. Ignored my warnin' about not stayin' here, eh?
 * Black Hole: Well--
 * Bottle: That's right, Sgt. We're staying. We're gonna find the Jarrett jewels.
 * Donald: Now what y'all wanna do that for? That ol' tale about hidden jewels' just hogwash. So, anyhow, if'n you see this here ape, you call me pronto, hear?
 * Jonathan: All right, Sgt., but it will do no good.
 * Donald: What y'all mean it won't do no good? We gotta catch this ape!
 * Jonathan: But you can't capture it, Sgt. You see, it's a ghost!
 * Black Hole: A ghost?!
 * Gorilla: A ghost?
 * Liy: That's right. A ghost.
 * (Liy Looks at the Gorilla and Screams)
 * (Liy Jumps in Black Hole's Arms)
 * Black Hole: Liy, what the-- What's the matter with you?
 * Liy: There's a monster in there!
 * (Black Hole Drops Liy on the Floor)
 * Black Hole: Don't be ridiculous. What kind of monster?
 * (Liy Imitates an Ape)
 * Donald: Looks like he's imiatin' the escaped ape.
 * Jonathan: You mean the ghost ape.
 * Donald: Huh. We'll see what kinda ghost he is.
 * (Donald Marches with his Gun)
 * Donald: Okay, you just hold it right there. Now reach for the ceilin'. Reach, I said.
 * (Donald Kicks the Door Open)
 * (Pillow Turns on the Light)
 * Donald: Now, look-a here, Mr. Ape, are you gonna wreck them arms, or am I gonna start usin' some magnum force?
 * Jonathan: He can't raise his hands, Sgt. He's stuffed.
 * Donald (Off-Screen): I don't care how much he eats. He ain't gonna fire the officer of the law.
 * Jonathan: You don't understand, Sgt. This is Bebo. He's no longer among the living.
 * Donald: What? Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?
 * Jonathan: Ever since the Colonel bagged him and brought him here, his spirit has been haunting these grounds.
 * (Liy Looks at the Toy Ape)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Oh, that's ridiculous. There ain't no such thing as an ape ghost.
 * (The Gorilla's Hand Pats Liy's Head, Making Liy Sigh)
 * (The Gorilla Pops Up in the Flesh and Fur)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Well, I can see I ain't gonna catch the ape around here.
 * (Liy is Shock as his Face Turns White)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Hello, Sgt., help!
 * (Liy Grabs Donald's Shirt)
 * Donald: Let go of me, you crazy boy! Let go!
 * Black Hole: Liy, what's wrong with you?
 * Liy: The ape in here-- he's alive!
 * Black Hole: Now stop that. That ape's just a dummy.
 * Donald: He ain't the only one. Now you take my advice, boy. Clear outta this place, inheritance or no inheritance.
 * Black Hole: You d-d-d-d-don't have to convince me, Sgt. We're going.
 * (Jonathan Laughing): Oh, goody. That means the family jewels will be all mine.
 * (Bottle Finds a Ring on the Floor and Hides it)
 * Donald: Ain't no jewels. His little ol' mind wanders along. He just goes along for the ride.
 * (Donald Leaves the Hotel)

Sinking:

 * Black Hole: Well, Liy, let's split.
 * Liy: Wait a minute. Where are the girls?
 * Pillow: Tree!
 * Black Hole: Pie!
 * Liy: Bottle!
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: Girls, where are you?
 * Bottle: Psst. Hey, guys, over here.
 * (Bottle Pulls a Ring Out of her Pocket)
 * Bottle: Look what I found-- the ring.
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: Hey!
 * Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote: Shh!
 * (Jonathan Listens)
 * Black Hole: Where'd you get that, Bottle?
 * Bottle: It fell out of Jonathan's pocket.
 * Black Hole: Well, you'd better give it back to him.
 * Tree: Wait! It has a big T on it for "Jarrett." And look what the inscription says inside.
 * Black Hole: Wow! "For my nephew, Black Hole."
 * Pie: Don't you see? Maybe there really is a king's ransom and jewels here.
 * Tree: And it all belongs to you, Black Hole.
 * Black Hole: I don't care, Tree. I'm not stayin' in this house of horrors 5 more minutes.
 * Tree: But--
 * Black Hole: It's been nice knowing you, Mr. Jonathan, sir, but we're gonna bug out.
 * Jonathan: So sorry you can't stay. (Laughing)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no! Our truck is sinking!
 * (Black Hole Runs Out and Tries to Pull the Truck Out of the Mud, but He, Too Sinks)
 * Black Hole: Oh, boy! Now I'm sinking!
 * Bottle: Quick, guys, come on!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Rush to Black Hole)
 * Black Hole: Help me!
 * Pie: Grab on, Black Hole!
 * (Black Hole Grabs Pie's Hands)
 * Jonathan: Oh, goody. They're all going to sink.
 * (Black Hole's Hands are Too Strong)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fly Up and Hit the Plank That Sends Jonathan on the Roof)
 * Jonathan: Oh, dear. Most distressing.

Calling the Ghostly Team:

 * (Scene Slides to the Room and Death P.A.C.T. are in their Pajamas)
 * Jonathan (Off-Screen): Since we can't get anyone to get your truck out of the mud until morning, (On-Screen) you'll have to spend the night. Pleasant dreams. (Laughing)
 * Bottle: Well, good night, guys.
 * (Bottle Blows the Candle Out)
 * (The Candle Comes Back on)
 * (Bottle Keeps Blowing it Out, but the Flame is Unstoppable)
 * Bottle: Hmm. That creepy Jonathan is probably trying to scare us with a trick candle.
 * Black Hole: That's okay, Bottle. Leave it on. You can't see g-g-ghosts with the lights on.
 * (Black Hole's Spacesuit Dances)
 * Black Hole: I didn't see that.
 * Liy: I didn't see that either.
 * (A Hand Scratches Liy's Head)
 * (Liy Flinches and Covers his Eyes)
 * Colonel Jarrett: Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * (Liy and Black Hole Freak Out)
 * (They Crash Into Each Other on the Floor)
 * Bottle: Wait a minute, you guys. We can't leave until morning.
 * Black Hole: But all these g-g-g-g-g-- spirits! What are we gonna do?
 * Bottle: I got an idea. Let's see. Ant exterminators, bug exterminator-- Ah, here it is. Ghost exterminators.
 * Liy, Black Hole, Pillow, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote: Ghost exterminators?!?
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Yeah! It says, "No ghost too scary for us to get rid of. Latest methods 24 hours service special this week. 4 ghosts for the price of 1."
 * (A Picture of the Ghostly Team is on the Book)
 * Bottle: The Ghostly Team.
 * Pie: Oh, come on, Bottle. It's gotta be a put-on.
 * Bottle: What do we have to lose? Let's call 'em.
 * (Scene Slides to Black Hole on the Phone)
 * Black Hole: Hello? Is this the Ghostly Team? We have a job for you. Could you come right over?
 * Roller: Why, certainly, buddy.
 * (Danny's Hand Appears)
 * Danny: Gracias, senior.
 * Roller: What's this gracias, senior stuff?
 * Danny (Off-Screen): This is a Spanish telephone. Nyuk, nyuk. Amusin', huh?
 * Roller (Off-Screen): Yeah. Real snappy. (On-Screen) Hey, Emily, Ellie, what's keepin' ya?
 * Emily (Off-Screen): Ooh! Well, we're stuck!
 * Roller: Well, I'll unstuck ya.
 * (Roller Bangs the Hammer to Get Emily and Ellie Out of the Phone)
 * (Emily Flies to Black Hole)
 * Emily: Hi, there. We're the Ghostly Team. At your service.
 * Black Hole: Ohh. When am I gonna wake up from this nightmare?
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Meet the Ghostly Team:

 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the Hotel)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Oh, my gosh. Is that Roller, Danny, Emily, and Ellie? You must be Ghostly Team.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Let me get this straight guys. (On-Screen) You guys are g-g-g-ghost exterminators?
 * Roller: That's right, doc. The Ghostly Team. If they're hauntin', we're hauntin'.
 * Pillow: Well, no offense, but you look like g-g-g-ghosts yourselves.
 * Roller: Certainly we're ghosts. It takes one to catch one, you know.
 * Danny: Except at our case, it takes 4. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Tree: Wow! Real ghost ghost hunters! Totally awesome!
 * Black Hole: Blimey, listen, guys. Thanks anyway, but I don't know if we need any g-g-g-ghosts around here tonight.
 * Roller (Off-Screen): But we're just what the doctor ordered, buddy.
 * Liy: Oh, no!
 * Black Hole: Gee, I-I-I-I-I--
 * Roller: You say you don't believe me? You say you want some convincin'? Okay. Hey, Danny, gimme the demonstrator.
 * Danny: Most certainly. Emily, the demonstrator.
 * Emily: Oh, the demonstrator. Right. Uh, let's see.
 * (Emily Looks in his Hat)
 * Emily: Uh, uh, uh-- I can't find it.
 * Roller: What do you mean you can't find it? Give me that!
 * (Roller Puts his Hand Through Danny)
 * (Danny Laughing): Don't do that!
 * Roller: Shut up.
 * (Roller Hits Danny)
 * (Ellie Pulls his Head Out)
 * Danny: Thank you.
 * Roller (Off-Screen): Let's see here. Where is that thing?
 * (Roller Dives in Emily's Hat and Tries to Find the Demonstrator)
 * Black Hole: Uh, listen. That's okay. We don't really have to see it.
 * Roller: Ah, here it is. A demonstrator ghost. Now you'll see the Ghostly Team in action.
 * Demonstrator Ghost: Boo!
 * (Black Hole Runs Away and the Ghost Follows)
 * Roller: Okay, Ghostly Team, grab that ghost!
 * Danny, Emily, Ellie: Aye, aye, Roller!
 * (Emily Puts his Head Through Danny)
 * (Danny Laughing): Don't do that!
 * Emily: Sorry.
 * Ellie: Let's go, you guys.
 * (The Ghostly Team Catches the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * (Liy Screams in Terror and Runs into Black Hole)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Help me!
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Locks the Ghostly Team in the Closet)
 * Danny: Boo!
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Screams in Terror)
 * (The Ghostly Team Chases the Ghost)
 * Black Hole: Liy, stop!
 * Roller: Okay, guys, I got him. I got him.
 * (Roller Catches the Ghost, and the Ghostly Team Run Into Each Other)
 * Jonathan: What is going on up here?
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Flies Away)
 * Jonathan: What?
 * (The Ghostly Team Runs into Jonathan Causing Him to Spin)
 * Black Hole: Liy!
 * (The Ghostly Team Chase the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Jonathan Scream)
 * (Black Hole and Jonathan Fly Up to the Ceiling)
 * Black Hole: Uh-oh. Look out below!
 * Ellie: Don't worry, buddy! We'll catch ya!
 * (Roller, Emily, and Ellie Pull the Body on Danny as a Trampoline)
 * (The Chandelier Breaks and Black Hole and Jonathan Fall Through Danny)
 * (Danny Laughing): Ooh, that felt funny.
 * Roller: Yeah? Well, see how funny this feels.
 * (Danny Spins in Pain)
 * (The Ghostly Team Chase the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * Liy: Oh, that smarts.
 * (The Gorilla Pats Liy on the Head)
 * (Liy Sighs with Content, then Screams in Terror)
 * Liy: Help!
 * (Black Hole and Jonathan Climb Out)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no! Oh, no!
 * (Black Hole and Jonathan Run From the Gorilla)
 * (The Gorilla Chases Them)
 * (Roller Has a Mallet Trying to Get the Ghost, but Accidentally Hits Danny's Hands)
 * Danny: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Bottle: And they're off! It's Liy by ahead, with Black Hole, Jonathan, and the ape, and the Ghostly Team bringing up the rear. Around in the fast turn and Liy's still in the lead.
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Bottle: Hi!
 * Celina Amore: Oh, hi, y'all. My name is Celina Amore. I'm your little ol' next door neighbor, uh-huh. And I was wonderin' if'n I could borrow a cup of black strap molasses.
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Plays Funky Music)
 * (The Ghostly Team Dances)
 * Liy: Whoa!
 * (The Gorilla Dances with Liy and Throws Him to Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Catches Liy in his Arms)
 * Celina Amore: Ooh, y'all havin' a party?
 * Bottle: Looks like it. Come on in.
 * Celina Amore: Mind if'n I cut in? Yee-haw!
 * Black Hole: Huh? Whoa!
 * Gorilla: Let's boogie.
 * Liy: Oh, no!
 * (The Gorilla Follows Liy)
 * Black Hole: Huh? Whoa!
 * Celina Amore: Oh, you're sure cute. You plum sweep me right offa my feet.
 * (Celina Picks up Black Hole and Spins Him)
 * Black Hole: Whoa!
 * (Liy Runs from the Gorilla and Stops at Jonathan)
 * (The Gorilla Dances with Jonathan who Groans)
 * (Liy Feels Safe for Now)
 * (Danny Grabs Liy and Starts Dancing)
 * Liy: Huh? (Screams)
 * (Liy Goes Through Danny)
 * (Danny Laughs)
 * (Roller and Emily Try to Hurt the Ghost with Mallets)
 * Celina Amore: Yahoo!
 * (Black Hole Flies Out the Window)
 * Celina Amore: Oops. I guess I got a little too rambunctious.
 * (Colonel Jarrett Appears)
 * Celina Amore: Yoo-hoo! Where y'all be, cutie pie?
 * (Black Hole Jumps Through the Bushes and Screams)
 * Hugo Amore: What y'all doin' trespassin' around here, fella?
 * (Black Hole Stuttering)
 * Celina Amore: Oh, he ain't no trespasser, brother Hugo. He's our new neighbor from the Jarrett Plantation. Ooh, ain't he cute?
 * Black Hole: Uh, yeah. I inherited the place for my uncle.
 * Hugo Amore: Your uncle? You mean your ken folk to the Jarrett's who us Amore' been a-feudin' with for nigh on 45 years?
 * Black Hole: A-feudin'? Well, uh, n-n-n-n-- Well, sort of. I mean, not ex-- I-- (Nervous Laughing) It's nice to meet you, I'm sure.
 * (Hugo Whistles): Hey, boys, we got us another Jarrett.
 * Boys (Off-Screen): Jarrett?
 * (Gunshots)
 * Black Hole: Crickey!
 * (Black Hole Runs to the Door)
 * Black Hole: Double crikey!
 * Colonel Jarrett: Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * Black Hole: Oh, how I wish I could.
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * (Screen Fades Back to the Black Hole and the Colonel)
 * Colonel Jarrett: Leave this place!
 * Black Hole: Y-Y-Y-Yes, s-s-s-sir. Crickey!
 * (Hugo Shots at Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Ducks and Runs Inside)
 * Celina Amore: Now y'all stop that, Hugo.
 * Hugo Amore: But he's a Jarrett.
 * Celina Amore: I don't care. I think he's just darlin'. And I intend to marry up with him.
 * Hugo Amore: What? My little sister get hitched to a Jarrett? Never.
 * Celina Amore: Jus try and stop me!
 * Hugo Amore: Dad-gum it! Why'd you have to go and pick this thing of a muscle course?

Finding Clues:

 * (Scene Slides to the Kitchen)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no. You can't? Oh, boy. Well, have the Sgt. come to the Jarrett place as soon as you can reach him, okay? Thanks. Ghosts. Guns. A goony girl. (Chuckles) We gotta get outta this loony bin.
 * Bottle: But we can't go until we get the truck out of the mud, and that won't be until morning. So how about we look for clues to the missing diamonds?
 * Liy: Okay.
 * (Liy Looks in the Cabinet)
 * Liy: Nothing in here.
 * (Liy Sees a Bat on his Head)
 * Liy: Ewww! Owww! Phooey!
 * Black Hole: Shoo! Shoo! Oh, never mind about looking for diamonds. Like the Sgt. said, it's all a lot of hooey. Oh, boy. I could sure use something to calm my nerves, like maybe some cold chicken.
 * (Black Hole Opens the Refrigerator Door, and Hears Chewing)
 * (Black Hole Closes the Door)
 * Black Hole: Something's inside there.
 * Pie: Come on, Black Hole. Open it up.
 * (Black Hole Quietly Opens the Door Again to Find the Ghostly Team Eating Food)
 * Liy: Huh?
 * Roller: How 'bout some dessert?
 * Danny: Sure.
 * (Roller Pushes the Cake in Danny's Face)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Get Frosting on Them)
 * (Liy Licks the Frosting)
 * (Black Hole Brushes the Frosting off his Hair)
 * Liy: Mmm! Delicious!
 * Black Hole: Knock it off!
 * Roller: Oh, hi, buddy.
 * Ellie: We're here to catch those ghosts for you.
 * Danny: Yeah. Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im! I'll give 'im a fat eye! I'll give 'im a fat lip!
 * (Roller Bangs Danny and Emily's Head Together Giving Them Both a Fat Headache)
 * Roller: And a couple of fatheads to go with it. Come on, you wackos. Let's get to work. We'll start in the attic.
 * (Roller, Danny, and Ellie Float Through the Ceiling, Except for Emily)
 * Roller: What's your problem?
 * Emily: Well, I don't wanna go up to the attic. I'm afraid of heights.
 * Roller: C'mon.
 * (Roller Drags Emily to the Attic)
 * Liy: What a bunch of ding-a-lings.
 * Black Hole: Ding-a-lings is right. I hope those misty maniacs left us any food.
 * Bottle: Maybe they have some ice cream in the freezer section.
 * Liy: Ice cream? Oh, boy!
 * (Liy and Bottle Look in the Freezer and See an Ice Tray)
 * Liy: Rats. Just ice.
 * Bottle: No, wait, Liy. It's not just ice. It's a diamond!
 * Black Hole: Jumping gemstones! Maybe there is something to this family jewels business.
 * Bottle: There's something else in here. It looks like a letter.
 * Black Hole: It says, "Dear Black Hole, knowing your appetite, I thought this would the best place to hide this message and this jewel. It is only one of many in my fortune which I hid to keep them away from my enemies. To find the next clue to their hiding place, go outside. Then look for the part of the house with its knee out."
 * Bottle: With its knee out?
 * Liy: I don't get it.
 * Black Hole: I don't get it either, Liy. But let's go out. Let's go out and see what we can find.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Walk Outside)
 * (A Strange Shadowy Figure Follows Death P.A.C.T.)
 * (Scene Slides to the Chimney)
 * (A Brick Falls off the Roof)
 * Black Hole: You guys see anything that looks like a knee?
 * Bottle: Uh-uh.
 * Liy: Nope.
 * Black Hole: Well, you guys check over that way and I'll look back over here. And be careful.
 * Bottle: Right. I'll go with the girls.
 * Pillow: And I'll go with Liy. Come on, Liy.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Split Up)
 * (Liy Walks Down the Road)
 * (Pillow Bumps into Liy, Causing Liy to Scream in Fear)
 * Pillow: Whoops. Sorry, Liy.
 * (Liy Pats Pillow's Head)
 * Liy: That's okay.
 * (Pillow Looks on the Ground with a Magnifying Glass)
 * (The Gorilla Follows Liy)
 * (Liy Stops in the Middle of his Journey)
 * (The Gorilla Bumps into Liy)
 * Gorilla: Sorry.
 * Liy: That's okay, little brother.
 * (Liy's Eyes Open Wide)
 * Liy: Little brother?!?
 * Gorilla: Hi.
 * Liy: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Liy Runs Away from the Gorilla)
 * (The Gorilla Follows Liy)
 * (Another Brick Falls Down)
 * (Liy Keeps Running)
 * (The Gorilla Keeps Following)
 * Black Hole: I must be nuts looking for knees on a house.
 * Celina Amore: How 'bout lips on a girl, honey?
 * Black Hole: Hey!
 * (Celina Pulls Black Hole in the Bush and Kisses Him on the Lips)
 * Black Hole: Yuck!
 * (Celina Jumps Out of the Bushes)
 * Hugo Amore: Was that a Jarrett I seen a-sparkin' with you?
 * Celina Amore: Sure was, uh-huh. Ain't he cute?
 * Hugo Amore: I'll show him cute.
 * (Hugo Runs After Black Hole)
 * Celina Amore: Oh, you stop that, Hugo!
 * Black Hole: Help me!
 * (Hugo Chases Black Hole, but Then Run a Different Way)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run, Too)
 * (The Gorilla Chases Them)
 * (Celina Squeals in Disgust)
 * (The 5 of Them Run)
 * (The Gorilla Keeps Running)
 * (More Bricks Fall Down)
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Watch them Run)
 * (A Brick Falls Down and Hits the Gorilla on the Head)
 * (The Gorilla Gets a Bump on the Head, and is All Dizzy)
 * (Bottle Picks up a Brick)
 * Tree: So that's what the clue means.
 * (Celina and Hugo Scream)
 * Bottle: Stop!
 * (Celina and Hugo Run Away)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run)
 * (Bottle Grabs Liy's Arm, her Feet Skidding)
 * Bottle: Hey, guys, stop. The ape is gone.
 * Tree (Off-Screen): And Bottle's got the clue figured out, too.
 * Black Hole: You mean about the house's knee?
 * Bottle: Right. It's the chimney. Get it?
 * Black Hole: Oh, no. Now we gotta climb the roof. What a night.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Walk to the Roof)
 * (The Shadowy Figure Appears)
 * (Scene Slides to Death P.A.C.T. on the Roof)
 * (Black Hole Climbs on the Roof)
 * Black Hole: Okay, Death P.A.C.T., be careful on this slanty old roof.
 * Liy: Whoa!
 * Black Hole: Careful, Liy!
 * Pie: Hey, guys, look. Something's sparkling up there where the bricks are loose.
 * Black Hole: Right. Gimme a boost, Liy.
 * (Liy Lifts Black Hole to the Rooftop)
 * (Black Hole Removes the Brick and Finds a Diamond)
 * Black Hole: Triple terrific!
 * (A Spookier Scarier Skeleton Appears, Laughing Sinisterly)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fall Off the Roof)
 * (Scene Fades Black)

Ghostly Team to the Rescue:

 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fall Off the Roof)
 * (Spookier Scarier Skeleton Jumps Out of the Chimney, and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. are Hanging from the Roof)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: You were warned to leave. Now you must pay.
 * (The Skeleton Loosens the Roof)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Cry in Fear)
 * (Roller Pops his Head Out)
 * Roller: Hey, look! The ghost!
 * Emily: Ohh!
 * Danny (Off-Screen): Come on! Let's grab him!
 * (The Skeleton Gets Away)
 * (The Ghostly Team Struggles)
 * Roller: C'mon, you ding-a-lings. You wanna let the ghost get away?
 * Emily: Ohh, do I ever! May I be excused, please?
 * Roller: Sure. (Blows his Hand) Going down!
 * (Roller Bops Emily on the Head, Sending him Down)
 * Ellie: I'm coming, Emily!
 * (Black Hole Hangs from the Roof)
 * Black Hole: Help me!
 * Roller: Don't worry, buddy. We'll save you guys. You help them, and I'll go after the ghost.
 * Danny: Have no fear, Danny's here. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Okay, you can let go of the gutter now.
 * Black Hole: But you're a ghost. How can you pull us up?
 * Danny: Oh, details, details. Just let go, will youse?
 * Black Hole: Well... okay.
 * (Black Hole Lets Go of the Roof and He and Death P.A.C.T. Fall to the Ground, Taking Danny with Them)
 * Danny: I guess this is one on me.
 * Liy: One on you?
 * Roller: Ah, rats! The ghost got away.
 * Danny: Oh, too bad. Hey, did you look in the up dock?
 * Roller: Up dock? What's up dock?
 * Danny: Nothin'! What's up with you? (Laughing) Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. I got a kick outta that.
 * Roller: Yeah? Well get a kick outta this.
 * (Roller Folds Danny into a Ball and Kicks Him)
 * Danny: Whoa!
 * (Danny Hits Donald on the Head)
 * (Donald Can't See a Thing)
 * Roller: Well, I gotta get back to work.
 * Donald: Okay, just what the Liy Hill is goin' on?
 * Black Hole: Huh?
 * Donald: Don't play dumb, boy. I got an emergency call for you to hightail it outta here.
 * (Bottle Looks at the Clue and is Surprised)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): I got important business to take care of. Now what do you want?
 * Black Hole: Well, you see, Sgt., there's these ghosts. There's this goofy girl. There's this guy Hugo shootin', and-- Crickey!
 * (Gunshot Hits Donald's Hat)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Dang your hide, Hugo Amore. You be careful where you're a-huntin' with that rifle gun, you hear me?
 * (Donald Puts his Hat Back on)
 * (Another Gunshot Hits Donald's Belt)
 * (Donald's Pants Falls Down, Which Causes Donald to Scream in Embarrassment)
 * (Donald Pulls Up his Pants)
 * Donald: Shoot off a law officer's pants, will ya? Just for that, Hugo, you got yourself a citation.
 * (More Gunshots are Sounded)
 * (Black Hole Screams)
 * (Liy and Donald Run Away While Bottle Reads the Clue)
 * Radio: Calling Sgt.. Where you be, Sammy?
 * Donald: What y'all want? I'm in hot pursuit of the perpetrator.
 * Radio: More trouble over that red circus train, Sgt.
 * Bottle: Hey, guys, look. This is the scroll that was hidden with the diamond.
 * Pillow: Maybe it's a clue.
 * Donald: Okay, I'm on my way. 10-4.
 * (Gunshot Hits Donald's Siren)
 * Donald: You're in big trouble now, Hugo. When I come back, you're gettin' 2 tickets.
 * (Donald Drives Away)
 * (Siren Wailing)

Broken Keys:

 * (Gunshots are Heard)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Scream in Terror)
 * Black Hole: Crickey! Come on, Death P.A.C.T.. Let's make like spiders and bug outta here.
 * Liy: Right!
 * Bottle: Yeah, right!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run Away)
 * Hugo Amore: Huh! You might as well give up, you dang-burned Jarrett! I gotcha in m' sights.
 * (Hugo's Gun Clicks)
 * Hugo Amore: Tarnation! I-- I run outta amination.
 * (Hugo Puts More Dirt in his Gun)
 * Hugo Amore: There. That oughta do it. (Giggles) Okay, Jarrett, I'm back in business.
 * (Hugo's Gun Clicks)
 * Hugo Amore: Consar! Now what's wrong with this fool rifle? It's so dark out here I can't see nothin'.
 * (Hugo Lights a Match to See What the Problem Was)
 * Hugo Amore: Oops. I got the ol' safety catch on. That does it.
 * (Hugo Drops the Match and the Match Lights the Dirt)
 * Hugo Amore: Here I come, ready or not!
 * (Hugo Runs After Death P.A.C.T. with the Lit Dirt Trail Following Him)
 * Black Hole: Phew. I think we gave him the slip.
 * Hugo Amore: That's what you think.
 * (Hugo Sees the Lit Dirt Trail Coming Close)
 * Hugo Amore: Huh?
 * (The Lit Trail Comes Up to Hugo and Explodes, Leaving Hugo a Mess)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Laugh at Hugo)
 * (Gunshots Fire)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run Back to the Hotel)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hotel)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run Inside the Hotel, and Black Hole Slams the Door)
 * Bottle: Oh, I'd like to give that wacko with the gun a couple of shots.
 * Black Hole: Forget him, Bottle. Let's have a look at that clue.
 * Liy: What's it say?
 * Black Hole: It says, "You're near the family jewels than before. A broken key unlocks the next door." I wonder what that means.
 * Gorilla: Search me.
 * (Liy and Black Hole Whimper in Fear)
 * (They Then See the Gorilla)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Run in the Closet)
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton was in the Closet, So Liy and Black Hole Ran Out)
 * (Liy and Black Hole Run Through the Gorilla, Knocking Him on the Floor)
 * Bottle: This way, guys.
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run Outside)
 * (Bottle Closes the Door)
 * Pie: Okay, guy, put 'em up.
 * (The Gorilla Knocks Down the Door)
 * (Liy Keeps Running)
 * Black Hole: Wait up, Liy!
 * Hugo Amore: Gotcha this time, Jarrett.
 * (Hugo Shoots his Gun, Gorilla Snarls)
 * Hugo Amore: Oops.
 * (Hugo Stuttering)
 * (The Gorilla Grabs Hugo's Gun and Starts Shooting with it)
 * (Pie and Tree Put the Door Back up)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Knock it Down)
 * Tree: It's okay, guys. They're gone. Hey, Black Hole!
 * Pie: Liy?
 * Bottle: Pillow?
 * (Somebody was Behind the Curtain)
 * Bottle: Come on out, guys. There's no danger now.
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Oh, no? You're doomed, you little powderpuff girls.
 * Pie: That's what you think, boneface.
 * (Pie Grabs the Skeleton's Cape)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: No! Let go of me!
 * (The Skeleton Runs Away as his Cape Rips)
 * Pie: Come back and fight, you cowardly bag of bones!
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Hear Piano Music, and Run to the Piano)
 * Bottle: Aha! He's in there. I think we'll give ol' Skull Head and earful.
 * Tree: Good idea, Bottle.
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Walk to the Front of the Piano, and Bang on the Keys)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Scream in Pain)
 * Liy: What's the big idea?
 * Black Hole: Yeah, girls, what's the big idea? You wanna knock our ears off?
 * Bottle: Gee, guys, we're sorry.
 * Tree: We thought the ghost was hiding in there.
 * Black Hole: Well, he wasn't, and look what you did. You broke a key.
 * Tree: But I didn't--
 * (Black Hole Pushes the Broken Key and the Opening Sound is Heard)
 * Black Hole: What the--
 * (The Doorway Opens)
 * Liy: I don't get it.
 * Black Hole: I don't get it either, Liy.
 * Bottle: I do!
 * (Bottle Pulls the Clue from her Pocket)
 * Bottle: Remember the last clue we had about a broken key unlocking the door? It was a broken piano.
 * Pie: C'mon. Let's see where it goes.
 * Black Hole: I don't know, Pie. It's awfully dark in there.
 * Liy: Yeah, real dark.
 * Pillow: I'd sure hate to get stuck inside here.
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Pushes the Broken Key)
 * (The Doorway Closes)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Oh, no! Oh, no! Now, what are we gonna do?
 * Tree (Off-Screen): I wish we could see what's in here.
 * (A Green Glowing Orb Flashes)
 * (A Scary Face of Danny Appears, Snarling)
 * (Pillow Whimpering): I wish we couldn't.
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Finding Diamonds:

 * Danny: Blah! Blah!
 * (Liy and Black Hole Scream in Terror)
 * (Danny's Face Reverts Back to Normal, as he Laughs)
 * Danny: Pretty terrifyin', huh?
 * Black Hole: Danny!
 * Danny: Yeah! How'd you like my green ghoul imitation? It's a riot at parties. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Roller: Hey, what are you up to?
 * Danny: I've been showin' the guys here my scary face.
 * Roller: Your scary face? Ha! That ain't nothin' to the scary face I can do. Watch this.
 * Emily: Hoo-hoo! Oh, yuck! Oh, phooey! I can't stand that horrible face. Ohh! I tell you, I can't stand it!
 * Roller: Hey, you nitwit, I ain't doin' it yet. That's the way my face always looks.
 * Emily: Hoo-hoo. I know.
 * Danny: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. He got you there!
 * Roller: Oh, yeah? Well, both of you get this!
 * (Roller Grabs Danny's Head and Hits Emily)
 * Black Hole: Hey, you guys, quit clowning around and help us get outta here.
 * Pie: Wait, Black Hole. Look what Bottle found.
 * Bottle: Another diamond.
 * Black Hole: Wow. And another clue. It's so dark in here I can't read it.
 * Danny: Don't worry, buddy. I'll do my imitation of a headlight.
 * Liy: Headlight?
 * Danny: Yeah, that's where my whole head lights up. Nyuk, nyuk. (Inhales as his Head Turns into a Lightbulb)
 * Black Hole: It says, "Look for a relative who is quite old, whose face cannot look, and whose hands cannot hold."
 * (Danny's Head Starts to Blow a Fuse, Which it Does)
 * (Danny Screams in Pain)
 * Ellie: What's the matter with you?
 * Danny: Oh, my head blew a fuse.
 * Black Hole: A relative who's old, whose face can't see, and his hands can't hold anything. Huh.
 * Tree: Awesome. That's a tough clue.
 * Black Hole: Yeah. And it's not gonna do us any good until we get outta here.
 * Emily: That's easy. Just go through the wall, like this.
 * (Emily Goes Through the Wall)
 * Liy: Like this?
 * (Liy Tries to Go Through the Wall, but Hits his Head)
 * (Liy is All Dizzy)
 * Emily: What happened?
 * Roller: What do you mean what happened, you lamebrain? He's not a ghost. He can't go through walls.
 * Bottle: No, but you guys can.
 * Black Hole: That's right. Why don't one of you go out there and hit the broken key on the piano? That'll open up the wall.
 * Danny: Oh, me-me-me-me-me-me! Let me do it! I just love to play the piano.
 * Roller: Never mind playin' anything. Just hit the broken key.
 * Danny: Check.
 * (Danny Goes Out and Starts to Hit the Key, but Turns Around and Smiles Mischievously)
 * (Danny Plays "Moonlight Sonata")
 * (Roller Comes Out and Hits the Stool, Sending Danny Flying)
 * (Danny Comes Down, All Flattened)
 * Roller: Now quit messin' around and hit that broken key.
 * Danny: Ah, lowbrow.
 * (Danny Hits the Broken Key)
 * (The Doorway Opens)
 * Bottle: Now let's get to work on that clue.
 * Roller: You guys can look for clues, but we still have ghosts to catch. C'mon!
 * (Emily Floats Away)
 * Roller: Wait a minute. Come back here, Emily, ya wimp.
 * Emily: T-T-Tick, t-t-tock. T-T-Tick, t-t-tock. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
 * Roller: Get outta there.
 * Emily: Ohh.
 * (Roller Drags Emily with Him)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Walk to the Clock)
 * Black Hole: Let's see. We're looking for an old relative, whose face can't see, and whose hands can't hold anything.
 * Pillow: Oh, boy, I'm stumped.
 * Liy: Me, too.
 * Bottle: I got it! Hey, guys, here's the answer.
 * Liy: What is it, Bottle?
 * Bottle: Right here. The grandfather clock. It's an old relative with a face-- a clock face that doesn't see, and hands that don't hold anything.
 * Black Hole: You gotta be right, Bottle, ol' pal, ol' friend.
 * Bottle: You bet I am. Look!
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Oh, boy! Another diamond!
 * Black Hole: And the next clue! Oh, boy, I hope we're gonna find a ton of diamonds. It says, "There is no pangelom in this clock. So what does it lack besides a tock?"
 * Liy: I know. A tick.
 * (Black Hole Laughs): Right, Liy. A tick. A tick? What does a tick tells us where to find the next clue?
 * Pie: That's easy. A tick means--
 * (Pie Has Been Grabbed)
 * Black Hole: What'd you say, Pie?
 * Liy: Pie?
 * Pillow: Pie, where-- where are you?
 * (Pie Snarling)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Hear Crashing in the Next Room and Run to it)
 * Jonathan: Help!
 * Pie: Give me back that diamond, you thief, you!
 * Jonathan (Off-Screen): Help!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run to the Problem)
 * Pie: Come on, cough it up, buster.
 * Jonathan: Stay away from me, you vicious beast.
 * Pillow: Just a minute. What's the story here?
 * Pie: This joker of a butler just mugged me for that diamond.
 * Jonathan: It's mine, I tell you, mine. The Colonel owned it to me after all these years.
 * Black Hole: It's okay, Pie. If it's that important to him, let him have it.
 * Pie: Huh? But, Black Hole...
 * Black Hole: Come on!
 * Pie: What's the idea, Black? You're gonna let him get away with that diamond?
 * Black Hole: What's one diamond? We're going for all the family jewels, right? (Chuckles) Now, come on. You were just telling us what the clue means.
 * Pie: You mean a tick? That's just what it says: "A tick." (Off-Screen) That's where we gotta look-- in the a-tick, attic. C'mon!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Go to the Attic)

Playing in the Attic:

 * (Death P.A.C.T. Arrive at the Attic)
 * Liy: Okay, guys, let's split up and look for the next clue.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Split Up, Except for Tree Whose Knees are Knocking)
 * Liy: What's the matter, Tree? Why don't you wanna look?
 * Tree: I'm afraid of ghosts!
 * Liy: Don't worry about ghosts up here, Tree. The Ghostly Team already checked it out. Now go on.
 * Tree: Okay.
 * (Tree Walks Quietly in the Attic)
 * (Tree Gets a Web Caught in her Face)
 * Tree: Phooey! Yuck! Yuck!
 * (Tree Looks Back and Keeps Walking)
 * (Tree Stops at a Mirror and Screams at the Sight of her Reflection)
 * (Tree Hides in a Trunk)
 * Liy: What's the matter, Tree?
 * Tree: The-- The ghost! The ghost!
 * Liy: That's not a ghost. It's a mirror.
 * Tree: A mirror?
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Yeah, a mirror, you big baby.
 * Tree: Oh. I knew that.
 * (Tree Looks at her Reflection)
 * Liy: You look beautiful, Tree.
 * Tree: Thanks, Liy.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat.
 * Tree: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)
 * Black Hole: Find anything yet, Tree?
 * (Tree Moans Eerily)
 * (Black Hole Screams and Hides in the Trunk)
 * Tree: Gotcha! (Chuckles)
 * Black Hole: Dagnab you, Tree. I oughta--
 * Pie: Hey, guys, over here. Look what I found.
 * Black Hole: Holy cow. That's really something isn't it, Tree? Tree? Oh, don't do that, Tree. It's not amusing!
 * Tree: I'm not doing anything!
 * Black Hole: Huh?
 * (An Attic Spectral Shows Up and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * (Scene Fades Black)

Stealing the Jarrett's Diamond:

 * (Attic Spectral Laughing Sinisterly)
 * (The Attic Spectral Grabs the Necklace from Black Hole)
 * Attic Spectral: Scarlet Jarrett's Necklace. I haven't seen this since before the civil war. (Laughs) As for you trespassers, heed my warning. Leave this place or suffer the consequences.
 * Black Hole: Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir, M-M-M-Mr. Ghost.
 * Bottle: Not so fast, buster. (She Grabs the Ghosts' Shirt) Gimme that necklace!
 * Attic Spectral: Get away! Get off me! Get off!
 * Pillow: Calm down, Bottle. It's back luck to grab a ghost.
 * (Bottle Snarling)
 * Attic Spectral: Away, I say. Away--
 * (Bottle Snarling)
 * Bottle: Hey! Where'd he go?
 * Tree: Yeah. Where to?
 * Black Hole: What do you mean where to? Where do ghosts ever go? Nowhere, that's where.
 * (Liy Walks to the Hole, and Falls Down)
 * (Black Hole, Pillow, Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Watch Him Fall, then he Lands with a Crash)
 * Tree: Are you okay, Liy?
 * Liy: I think so.
 * Black Hole: Blimey, how about that? A ghost with an escape hatch.
 * Bottle: Some ghost. He felt pretty solid to me.
 * Black Hole: Well, whatever he was, he's gone now. I guess we showed him he couldn't scare us, right, Pie? Pie? Oh, no. Where'd you go to, Pie? Pie!
 * Pie: Over here, Black Hole. Just went to get the clue to where we look next for the rest of the family jewels. What's it say, Black Hole?
 * Black Hole: Come on. We gotta get outta this dark attic so I can read this.
 * (Light Turns On, and Ghost Sees Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Black Hole: Okay. Now, let's see. It says, "For the next clue, don't look any higher. Just think what you're called when you're not the buyer."
 * Liy: Not the buyer?
 * Black Hole: Hmm. If I'm not the buyer, I'm the guy that sells something, right?
 * (Pounding Sound)
 * Black Hole: What's that?
 * (Bottle Covers Black Hole's Mouth): Shh. It might be the ghost.
 * (Black Hole Covers Liy's Mouth): Shh. It might be the ghost.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Leave)
 * Liy: Shh. It might be-- Oops!
 * (Liy Leaves the Attic)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Look)
 * (Jonathan Pounds the Door, Opens it to Make Sure it's Fixed)
 * Jonathan: There. That's fixed.
 * (Jonathan Wipes his Face, and the Necklace Falls Out)
 * Black Hole: Phew. It's just Jonathan.
 * Pie: Just Jonathan, huh? Look.
 * (Jonathan Picks up the Necklace and Laughs)
 * Liy: The necklace!
 * (Black Hole Covers Liy's Mouth)
 * (Jonathan Thought he Heard Something)
 * Jonathan: Who's that?
 * (Jonathan Walks Over to Find Out)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Hide their Heads, Except for Pie)
 * (Jonathan Puts the Necklace in his Pocket and Laughs)
 * (Pie Grabs the Necklace from Jonathan)
 * (Jonathan Leaves)

The Ghostly Team vs. The Jarrett's Ghost:

 * Black Hole: Smooth move, Pie. I'll be it was Jonathan up in the attic, and he was just pretending to be a ghost.
 * Pie: Could be, but I don't know.
 * Black Hole: Well, I do. And you know what else? (Chuckles) I'll bet there's no real ghosts at all around here!
 * Roller: I resent that!
 * Black Hole: Crikey!
 * Danny: I resent it, too!
 * (Black Hole Screams)
 * Emily: I don't mind.
 * (Black Hole Screams)
 * Ellie: I don't mind either.
 * Black Hole: Get outta there!
 * (The Ghostly Team Falls on the Floor)
 * Black Hole: Give me that. You guys are a total wipeout, you know that? And you wouldn't know a ghost if he was staring at you in the face.
 * Roller: Oh, no? What about that one right there behind you?
 * Black Hole: Ghost behind me? (Chuckles) Don't make me laugh.
 * Liy: Yeah. (Chuckles)
 * (Black Hole Chuckles Nervously)
 * (Liy Chuckles Nervously)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Grabs the Necklace from Black Hole)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Chuckles)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run Away)
 * (Black Hole Tries to Open the Door, but it's Locked Good)
 * Black Hole: Crikey, we're locked in.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Tries to Slash Them)
 * Roller: Quick! Hide in here.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Hide in the Closet)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Stops at the Door)
 * Danny: No! Over here.
 * (Danny Opens the Door and the Gorilla Appears)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Stop at the Door)
 * (Danny Screams as he Goes Inside)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Stops at the Door)
 * Emily: Quick! Over here.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Jump Out the Window)
 * (Hugo Shoots his Gun at Death P.A.C.T.)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Jump Back in the Window)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Comes to the Window)
 * Ellie: Quick, guys! Over here. And watch that first...
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fall Downstairs)
 * Ellie: ...step.
 * (Ellie Slams the Door)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Tries to Open the Door, but it's Locked)
 * Danny (Off-Screen): Hey, general!
 * (Emily is Stretched like a Slingshot)
 * Danny: Catch.
 * (Danny Shoot Emily to the Wall, and Bounces Back)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." You missed me.
 * (Emily Falls on Jarrett's Ghost)
 * (Roller Laughs): How do you like that pain-in-the-neck, you pain in the neck?
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Pulls Emily off his Neck and Throws Him)
 * (Emily Hits the Ghostly Team)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: Fools of a feather stick together, and I'm gonna stick you all.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Charges at the Ghostly Team Who Vanish)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Gets his Sword Stuck in the Wall, and it's Jammed)
 * Danny: Ah, hey, Grandpa, don't look now, but you're sticker is stuck. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Gets his Sword Unstuck)
 * Danny: Whoa!
 * Roller: Flight formation. Ghostly Team away.
 * (The Ghostly Team Charges at Jarrett's Ghost)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Tries to Attack the Ghostly Team)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Spins Around While the Ghostly Team Laughs)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Stops Spinning and Looks for the Ghostly Team)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: All right, where are you? Where are y'all?
 * (Jarrett's Ghost's Hat Flies Up)
 * Ellie: Right in here.
 * Danny: Yeah, but keep it under your hat.
 * (The Ghostly Team Pulls his Hat Down)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Groans)
 * Danny: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Jumps Behind a Wall)

Fire in the Hole!:

 * Black Hole: Don't hear anything. I guess it's safe to go back up, Death P.A.C.T..
 * Bottle: But this is where the last clue said we should go.
 * Liy: What?
 * Bottle: Sure. Don't you remember? It said, "What are you when you're not the buyer?" You're the seller. Get it? Cellar!
 * Black Hole: Hey, right.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Walk to the Cellar)
 * Pillow: We're in the right place, but where do we start? This place is humongous.
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Hey, look!
 * (Liy Looks at a Cannon)
 * Tree: Don't do that, Liy. That's dangerous!
 * (Liy Gulps and Backs Away)
 * (Liy Slips on Some Cannonballs)
 * Black Hole: Blimey, Liy, watch what you're doing.
 * (Black Hole Walks into a Wall)
 * (Liy is All Dizzy)
 * (Liy Smells Something)
 * Liy: Mmm. Smells good. Oh, boy! Look at that!
 * Bottle: What'd you find, Liy?
 * Black Hole: Another diamond?
 * (Liy Eats a Ham)
 * Liy: Mmm. Better than that.
 * Pie: Wow! Look at all the hams.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, and look at the ham eating the hams.
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): Wow, I'm starved.
 * (A Cannon Rolls in the Room)
 * (Liy is About to Eat Another Ham, When a Necklace and a Clue Falls Out)
 * Liy: Hey, look!
 * Tree: Awesome! Another clue!
 * Pie: Read it, Black Hole. What are we faced with next?
 * Black Hole: Uh-- C-C-C-C-Cannon!
 * (Black Hole Screams)
 * (Liy Screams)
 * (Pillow Screams)
 * (Bottle Screams)
 * (Pie Screams)
 * (Tree Screams)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * Black Hole: Everybody, hit the deck!
 * (Danny Pops his Head Out of the Cannon)
 * Danny: Bang! (Hysterical Laughing) Pretty funny, huh? (Laughing) Am I a riot, or am I a riot? (Laughs) You should see your faces.
 * (Cannon Fires Danny to the Wall)
 * (Danny is All Dizzy)
 * Roller: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's shootin' off cannons?
 * Bottle: We don't know who's shooting off cannons, but we know who's shooting off his mouth.
 * Liy: Uh-huh.
 * Roller: What's the matter with you? You sick or somethin'? Lemme see your tongue.
 * (Danny Sticks his Tongue Out, and Roller Grabs it)
 * (Roller Lets Go of Danny's Tongue and it Spins)
 * Roller: Now, come on. We have ghosts to catch.
 * Black Hole: That Danny has a one cracked mind.
 * Pie: Never mind about him. What's the scroll say about the next clue to the family jewels?
 * Black Hole: Huh? Oh, yeah. It says, "The next clue you seek is large and flat. It's the kind of stone you wear as a hat."
 * Liy: A stone hat? Ha! That's ridiculous.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, you're right, Liy. It is ridiculous. Wouldn't I look cute with a big stone on my head? (Chuckles)
 * (Liy Giggles)
 * Bottle: Hey, guys, that's it. A headstone.
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: A headstone?
 * Tree: Right. Like they put on graves.
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: G-G-G-Graves?!?
 * Pie: Yeah. The next clue to the family jewels is on a headstone out in the cemetery.
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: C-C-C-Cemetery?!?
 * Bottle: Come on!
 * Black Hole: Oh, no. Here we go again. Let's go, Liy. Liy? Liy, where are you?!?
 * Liy: Nobody here, but us hams.
 * Black Hole: Ham, huh? (Chuckles) You look more like a chicken to me. C'mon.
 * (Black Hole Picks Up Liy and Takes Him Outside)
 * (The Shadowy Figure Follows Death P.A.C.T.)

Walking Gravestones:

 * (Cut to Outside the Hotel)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Hold it, girls. Lemme check to see if that goon with the gun is out there.
 * (Black Hole Takes a Look and Nobody was There)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Okay, the coast is clear. Come on.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Quietly Tiptoe from the Hotel)
 * (Hugo Tiptoes After Death P.A.C.T. While Pointing the Gun at Them)
 * (Black Hole Laughs): I guess we gave that dumb Hugo the slip this time, eh?
 * Liy: Yeah. What a drip.
 * Pillow: You said it, brother. He's biggest drip I ever met. (Laughs)
 * Hugo Amore: Hey, who you 3 a-callin' a drip?
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: You. You?
 * (The Boys Run Away)
 * Hugo Amore: Now I'm gonna blast all of you.
 * (Hugo Runs After Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Bottle: Hey, knock it off, Hugo.
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Run After Hugo)
 * (Donald Stops the Car and Sees Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Running)
 * Donald: Now, you cease and desist that there shootin', Hugo.
 * (Hugo Shoots at Donald's Tire, and Runs After Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow)
 * Donald: Oh, now, you're in big trouble, boy. You just violated the vehicular code.
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Run into Donald)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Keep Running from Hugo)
 * (They Hide Behind a Bush)
 * (Hugo Stops and Tries to Find Them)
 * (Hugo Hears a Rustling Sound)
 * Hugo Amore: I see you, you dang Jarrett's. (Chuckles) Take that!
 * (The Girls Run into Hugo, Causing Him to Shoot a Branch Off a Tree)
 * (The Branch Hits Donald's Head)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Keep Running from Hugo)
 * Donald: Halt, Hugo! I'm a-firin' a warnin' shot.
 * (Donald Shoots a Branch Off Another Tree and it Hits Him on the Head)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Keep Running from Hugo)
 * (Hugo Shoots a Tree)
 * Donald: Ohh! That's it, Hugo! When I count three, I'm a-shootin'. 1, 2--
 * (The Tree Falls on Donald)
 * Donald (Muffled): 3.
 * (Donald Shoots)
 * Donald (Muffled): No respect for law and order.
 * Hugo Amore: You can't fool ol' Hugo Amore. I know you're in thar. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Pie (Off-Screen): Hey, Hugo, not there.
 * Hugo Amore: Huh?
 * Pie: They're in here.
 * Hugo Amore: Oh, thanks.
 * (Hugo Shoots his Gun)
 * Hugo Amore: Hey, wait a minute. You wasn't pullin' my leg, was you?
 * Pie: Hmm. Could be.
 * (A Bear Pops Out of the Cave, Roaring)
 * (Hugo Screams in Terror)
 * (The Bear Runs After Hugo)
 * Tree: It's okay, boys. He's gone.
 * Pillow: Whew.
 * Liy: Thanks, Tree. Finally we're out of danger.
 * Pie: Yeah. Now we can go to the cemetery.
 * Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow: C-C-C-Cemetery?!?
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Groan)
 * (Scene Slides to Death P.A.C.T. Walking in the Cemetery)
 * Black Hole: Blimey, talk about creepy. Look at all these stones. How are we ever gonna find the right one?
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Peeps from the Headstone)
 * Liy: Uh, guys, what's that?
 * (The Skeleton Hides)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): What's what, Liy?
 * Liy: I saw that stone move.
 * Tree: Which one?
 * Liy: That one.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Oh, it looks pretty still to me. (On-Screen) Come on.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Keep Walking)
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Peeps Out Again)
 * Liy: It moved again! It moved again!
 * (The Skeleton Hides Again)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Liy, don't go freakin' out on us. (On-Screen) Gravestones don't move. Now, come on, we gotta find that clue.
 * Tree: Hey, guys, why don't we split up and search for it?
 * Pie: Good idea, Tree. We'll look over here, okay, Liy?
 * Liy: Okay, Pie, but you and Bottle and Tree be careful.
 * Black Hole: And you and Pillow and I will look over here. Moving headstones-- ha!
 * (The Boys Split Up with the Girls)
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Peeps Out and Runs to Another Headstone)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Keep Walking)
 * (The Skeleton Tiptoes with Another Headstone)
 * (Liy Looks Back and Screams)
 * (The Headstone Stops)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no. Don't tell me you saw another headstone moving.
 * Liy: I saw another headstone moving.
 * (The Headstone Falls)
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): Black Hole told you not to tell him that.
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Scream in Terror)
 * (They Then Run Away, but Fall into a Hole)
 * Pillow: See any sign of him, Liy?
 * Liy: Uh, I don't think so.
 * Black Hole: Good. Then I guess we gave him the slip.
 * (Shoveling Sound)
 * Black Hole: What's that sound?
 * Liy: L-L-L-Look!
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run from the Spookier Scarier Skeleton)
 * Bottle: Liy, Black Hole, Pillow, I think I found something.
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run from the Spookier Scarier Skeleton)
 * Bottle: Wait up!
 * (The Girls Follow the Boys)
 * Tree: Hey, guys, why are you up there?
 * Black Hole: The view is better from here.
 * Bottle: Well, come down. I think I found something.
 * (Scene Fades to the Gravestone)
 * Bottle: It's this way.
 * Liy: Look.
 * Black Hole: That's a real headstone.
 * Tree (Off-Screen): Hey, Black Hole, that's your Uncle Jarrett.
 * Black Hole: Right, Tree. This must be the clue.
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): Uh-oh. Did you see that? The hat moved!
 * Liy: Yeah.
 * Pie: The wind did it.
 * Bottle: Hey, remember the clue about the stone hat? I bet the next clue is underneath it.
 * Black Hole: I'll bet you're right. Come on, Liy. Boost me up so I can get ahold of that hat.
 * Liy: Okay.
 * (Liy Lifts Black Hole up)
 * (Black Hole Removes the Hat)
 * Black Hole: Hot dog! You were right, Bottle. I'll just grab the--
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Grabs the Clue)
 * Black Hole: Whoa!
 * (Black Hole Falls Down)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Laughing)
 * Black Hole: Let us outta here!
 * Liy: Wait for me!
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Laughing)
 * Pie: Gimme!
 * (Pie Grabs the Stuff from the Ghost)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: Come back here.
 * Pie: Hey, guys, I got the stuff.
 * (Pie Runs to Find her Friends)
 * Pie: Where are you?
 * Black Hole: Here, Pie.
 * (Black Hole Grabs Pie)
 * Black Hole: Good job, Pie. I think we gave the ghost the slip.
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Think again, you fools. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Falls Down a Hole)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fall Down a Hole)
 * (Spookier Scarier Skeleton Laughing): Now, you infernal snoops, throw out that jeweled brooch and that scroll, or I'll--
 * Pie: Or you'll do what, bonehead?
 * (Spookier Scarier Skeleton Screams): Let me out of here!
 * Liy: Where'd he go?
 * Black Hole: I don't know where he went, Liy.
 * Pie: Lift me up, guys, so I can have a looksee.
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Okay, Pie.
 * (Scene Fades to Black Hole Lifting up Pie)
 * (Pie Peeps her Head Out of the Hole)
 * Pie: No sign of the ghost. Bottle, Tree, and I will go get help to you boys outta there.
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Okay, girls.
 * Pillow: It doesn't add up, Liy. He had us trapped. Why would the ghost run off?
 * Liy: Search me.
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Run to Get Help)
 * (The Gorilla Comes By)
 * Gorilla: Oh, Liy.
 * Black Hole: Well, anyhow, I'm gonna see what I can make out what's on this scroll.
 * (The Gorilla Pats Liy's Head)
 * Black Hole: Oh, it's so dark in here.
 * (Liy Pats Black Hole's Head)
 * Pillow: Cut it out, Liy. Black Hole's trying to make out what this says.
 * (The Gorilla Scratches Liy's Hair)
 * (Liy Scratches Black Hole's Hair)
 * Pillow: I told you, don't mess around, Liy. He's reading.
 * Liy: Hmph.
 * (The Gorilla Pulls a Piece of Liy's Hair off)
 * (Liy Looks Up and Gulps)
 * (The Gorilla Waves his Fingers "Hello" at Them)
 * (Liy Jumps in Black Hole's Arms)
 * Black Hole: Whoa! Let go, Liy. Stop clowning around.
 * (The Gorilla Grabs the Boys)
 * (Gorilla Chuckles)
 * Liy: Yikes!
 * Black Hole: Yeow!
 * Pillow: Yikes!
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run Away)
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * Radio: Calling Sgt.. Calling Sgt..
 * Bottle: Quick, Sgt. Come on. Come on.
 * Donald: What?
 * Bottle: Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow are trapped in a hole in the cemetery and you gotta get a rope and come with us and get them out before the ghost gets them. Hurry up! Will you hurry up? They're trapped like rats!
 * Black Hole: Run for your life! It's King Kong!
 * Bottle: Never mind.
 * Donald: Nuts. They're all nuts.
 * Radio: Dagnabit, where in Grimm's name are you, Sammy?
 * Donald: Who wants to know?
 * Radio: Your boss, the Mayor, that's who.
 * Donald: Oh, hello, Your Honor. How are you? How's the missus and the kids. How's your dog. (Giggling)
 * Radio: Never mind the corn syrup. I wanna know when you are gonna find that there escaped circus ape.
 * Donald: Oh, I'm a-closin' in, Your Honor.
 * Radio: Well, you better get on the job, or you're gonna be throw out of a job, you hear?
 * Donald: Oh, yes, sir. I'm so close to that animal. I can smell him.
 * (The Gorilla was On the Truck, Snarling)
 * (Donald Screams in Terror)
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * (Scene Slides to the Tree)
 * Black Hole: Well, I guess we finally gave that old ape the slip.
 * Bottle: Yeah, I don't see him anywhere.
 * Liy: Me neither.
 * Black Hole: Well, let's get back to the hotel and check out this clue. Everybody, stay close.
 * Liy, Pillow, Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote: Right.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Walk Back to the Hotel)
 * (Black Hole Stops and Wonders Something)
 * Pie: What's the matter, Black Hole? You see something?
 * Black Hole: No. I can't explain it. But I got this feeling that someone's watching us.
 * Pie: Oh, it's probably your imagination, Black Hole.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, I guess so.
 * (The Keep Walking Back to the Hotel)
 * (Hugo Points his Gun)
 * (Celina Pulls Hugo Down)
 * Black Hole: This place really gets to you, you know? If I didn't know better, I'd swear that someone's right behind me.
 * (Hugo Follows Black Hole)
 * Black Hole: Of course I know no one's really there, but still, I can't shake the feeling. It's really impossible. Makes me feel kinda silly, really. But I gotta pull myself together. Can't let my nerves get all shot. No, sir. I mean, it's really, really dumb, thinking someone's out to get you all the time. Just think positive, that's all. That's it-- positive. Just gotta keep repeatin' to myself: No one's out to get me. No one's out to get me.
 * (Celina and Hugo Fight Over Who Gets Black Hole)
 * (Spookier Scarier Skeleton Pops Behind Black Hole, and Hugo Points his Gun at Him)
 * Black Hole: No one's out to get me.
 * (Hugo Screams and Runs Away)
 * (The Skeleton Follows Back)

Reaching the End of the Obstacle Course/Phony Horsemen:

 * (Back at the Hotel, the Light Turns on)
 * Pie (Off-Screen): There. Now, you got some light, Black.
 * Black Hole: Okay. Let's have a look at this clue.
 * Roller: What's it say?
 * Liy: Huh?
 * Danny: It doesn't say anything. You gotta read it. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. You get it? (Chuckles) Boy, am I sharp.
 * (Roller Punches Danny on the Head)
 * Roller: Now, you're flat. Go ahead and read it, buddy.
 * Black Hole: Thanks a lot. It says, "You're nearing the end of this obstacle course. So if you go buggy, you won't need a horse."
 * Liy: Buggy? Horse?
 * Bottle: Horse and buggy. Where would you find a horse and buggy?
 * Black Hole: In a stable. And there's a stable that's out behind the hotel.
 * (Knocking Sound)
 * Roller: Shh!
 * (Roller Looks at the Door and Winks at Them)
 * Roller: Scram, you sneak!
 * (Jonathan Gasps and Runs Away)
 * Roller: What a creep.
 * (Roller Tries to Get his Head Unstuck)
 * Emily: Don't worry, boss. We'll get you out.
 * (Danny, Emily, and Ellie Pull on Roller to Free Him)
 * (The Door Comes Off and Squishes the Ghostly Team)
 * Pillow: Oh, boy. You Ghostly Team give failure a bad name.
 * Bottle: Come on. Let's go out to the stable and find the next clue.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Go Outside and Hear Footsteps)
 * (The Ghostly Team Scream in Terror and Go Back Through the Wall)
 * (Scene Fades to the Stable)
 * (Black Hole Tries to Open the Door, but it's Jammed)
 * Black Hole: Come on, guys. Gimme a hand.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Tug on Liy to Open the Door)
 * (The Door Finally Opens)
 * Black Hole: Blimey! The Headless Horseman!
 * Bottle: Wait a minute, guys. Look again. It's not real.
 * Black Hole: Oh, she's right. It's one of those mechanical horses.
 * Liy: Mechanical horse?
 * (Black Hole Turns on the Horse and the Dummy Falls Off)
 * Tree: Right. And the rider's just a dummy.
 * Pie: I guess this is one ghost we don't have to worry about.
 * Bottle: C'mon, guys, let's look for that clue.
 * Pillow: I'll stay here and check out the horse.
 * Tree: I'll help Bottle look for the clue.
 * Black Hole: Right. I'll check out the hay lot.
 * (Pillow Climbs on the Horse and Accidentally Turns it on)
 * Pillow: Uh-oh. Whoa, horsey, whoa!
 * Black Hole: Hey, Pillow, what are you doing?
 * (Celina Grabs Black Hole)
 * Black Hole: Help me! A monster's got me!
 * (Celina Laughing)
 * Celina Amore: Oh, you silly boy, I'm not a monster.
 * Black Hole: Says you.
 * (Celina Kisses Black Hole on the Lips)
 * Black Hole: Yuck--
 * (Celina Keeps Kissing Him)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Help me!
 * (Celina Laughs and Kisses Him)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Let me out!
 * (Donald's Car Runs By)
 * (Black Hole and Celina were About to Be Run Over)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (The Carriage Runs Past Donald's Car)
 * (Donald Looks Back)
 * (The Carriage Hits a Well, Sending Celina Up a Tree, and Black Hole in the Mud)
 * Liy: Hang on, Black Hole. Liy's coming!
 * Pie: Oh, my! Uh, let's see here. Gosh, Bottle, the good news is I found Black Hole. The bad news is Liy fell on him. Is there a problem with that?
 * Liy: Black Hole? Black Hole?
 * Pie: Liy! Let me explain the phrase... to SAT ON YOU!
 * (Liy Gets up From Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Coughs and Sputters, Looks Sternly at Liy)
 * Liy: Sorry.
 * Black Hole: Yuck-o, slop-o.
 * Celina Amore (Off-Screen): Yoo-hoo! Up here, sweetie pie!
 * (Black Hole Looks Up at Celina in the Tree)
 * Celina Amore: Get me down, honey pot, and I'll give you another big kiss.
 * Black Hole: No, thanks. Come on, guys.
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pie Run Back)
 * Celina Amore: Oh, pooh. I wish he'd quit playing so all fine hard to get.
 * (Donald Slams the Door)
 * Donald: All right. Now just what in Grimm's name is goin' on?
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): Stop!
 * (Donald Looks Back and Sees Pillow on the Horse)
 * (Donald Runs Away)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. See Donald Running from the Mechanical Horse)
 * Donald: Turn it off!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run After Donald)
 * Donald: Dagnabit, push the button! Push the button! Push the--
 * (The Horse Knocks Donald into the Lake, Making Donald Scream)
 * (Splash)
 * (Pillow Turns off the Horse and Runs Down)
 * (Donald's Head Rises Out of the Water with a Lilypad on his Head, Spitting Water Out of his Mouth)
 * Donald (Off-Screen): Dang it, why didn't you push the dag-burned button when I told you?
 * Black Hole: That's funny.
 * Pie: What? The Sgt. falling in the lake?
 * Black Hole: No. The Sgt. knowing about how to turn off that mechanical horse.
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Huh?
 * (Scene Fades to Donald's Car)
 * Radio: Calling Sammy. Where you been, Sammy? Why ain't you out catchin' that ape?
 * Donald: Because I'm too busy catchin' a cold. (Sneezes)
 * (Donald Drives Away)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Bottle: I don't get what you're trying to say about the Sgt. and the mechanical horse, Black.
 * Black Hole: What are you talking about?
 * Bottle: Well, what's the deal? I mean, are you telling me the Sgt. is somehow behind all this? I can't believe that. I mean, after all, he's got his hands full just trying to catch--
 * Liy, Black Hole, Pillow, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote: The ape!
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Right. That big overgrown jungle jerk.
 * Gorilla: Jerk?
 * (The Gorilla Follows Bottle)
 * Bottle: What a dopey ding-a-ling.
 * Black Hole: Blimey, we gotta get Bottle away from that ape. Come on, guys, we gotta get round in front of her.
 * Liy: Okay, Black Hole.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Go After Bottle)
 * Bottle: I really feel sorry for the poor guy.
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * Bottle: Sure. And you know what else? I don't think he's really dangerous at all. Nah. I mean, the big lug's all alone, he's away from home in the middle of the night. He's probably even afraid of the dark.
 * Gorilla: Uh-huh.
 * Bottle: And with the Sgt. chasing him all the time, and all the spooky stuff going on around this place, he's probably a bundle of nerves.
 * Gorilla: Yeah.
 * Bottle: Sure. The poor stiff. I'd hate to think what it would sound like if the big fell ran into the Spookier Scarier Skeleton.
 * (The Gorilla and Skeleton Scream)
 * Bottle: Hey, Black Hole, that's a great imitation. Black Hole? Liy? Pillow? Pie? Tree?
 * Black Hole: Over here, Bottle.
 * Bottle: Huh? Hey, how'd you guys do that?
 * Black Hole: Never mind. Let's get out of here!
 * Bottle: So, anyhow, Black Hole, what's this theory you got about the Sgt.?
 * Black Hole: All I'm saying is that Sgt. could've been dressed up as that Headless Horseman who chased our truck when we first got here.
 * (Flashback of Death P.A.C.T. Driving to the Hotel with the Headless Horseman by Them)
 * Tree (Off-Screen): But why would he do that?
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Liy: Yeah. Why?
 * Black Hole: I don't know. Maybe just to do like everybody else around here-- drive us buggy!
 * Bottle: Buggy! The last clue talks about going buggy. I bet it meant this buggy.
 * (Bottle Climbs in the Hay and Finds the Clue)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Another clue and the next clue's gotta be here. I knew it! (On-Screen) Here they are!
 * Liy: Hey!
 * Bottle: Read the clue, Black Hole.
 * Black Hole: Let's see. It says, "To get to the bottom of things is the trick. Think how you're feeling when you're not sick." Hmm.
 * Bottle: That's it. Well! You feel well! This well!
 * Black Hole: Gotta be right, Bottle! Where'd you learn to figure stuff out like that?
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): From my boyfriend Liy.
 * Black Hole: From Liy?
 * Liy: Who else? (Giggles)
 * Bottle: Come on, Pie, crank me down.
 * (Pie Cranks the Bucket Down with Bottle in it)
 * (Hugo Watches Death P.A.C.T.)
 * (Bottle Gets Out of the Bucket and Looks Around)
 * Pie: See anything, Bottle?
 * Hugo Amore: Aha! There you are, you dang Jarrett!
 * (Hugo Shoots his Gun)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no! Not him again! Quick, guys, follow me!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Jump Down the Well, and the Rope Falls off)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Fall Down the Well)
 * Hugo Amore (Off-Screen): I got you now. (On-Screen) Ain't nobody gonna save you this time, Jarrett.
 * (Celina Comes By and Ties Hugo's Gun into a Knot, then Leaves)
 * Hugo Amore: Not even Celina, that dang-bad sister of mine. (Chuckles)
 * (Hugo Points his Gun, and it Shoots at Him)
 * Celina Amore (Off-Screen): Don't worry, Black Hole, honey. I'll save you.
 * Black Hole: Oh, no.
 * (Black Hole Falls Backward)
 * Liy: Hey!
 * Tree: Wow!
 * Black Hole: Look at this!
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Looks like an old secret civil war supply cave.
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): Yeah, and there's a tunnel opening.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): What's that?
 * Pie: It's a pearl necklace, and another clue.
 * Black Hole: It says, "At the end of this tunnel are many more pearls, but on the way are many more perils."
 * Tree: Great! Let's get rolling.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Leave, Except for Liy)
 * Black Hole: Where do you think you're going?
 * Liy: I gotta make a call.
 * Black Hole: A call? What kind of call?
 * Liy: This kind-- Help me!
 * Black Hole: Come on, Liy.
 * (Black Hole Drags Liy)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Drives By)

The Ghost Party/Fantasizing About Food:

 * (Death P.A.C.T. Keep Walking)
 * Tree: Wow. This is sure a long tunnel. I can't see the end of it.
 * Black Hole: Hey, what's that up there?
 * Bottle: Looks like a hatch.
 * Black Hole: Yeah. Maybe it's the way out.
 * (Black Hole Lifts the Hatch)
 * Black Hole: Hey, we're back in the cemetery.
 * Liy: See any ghosts, Black Hole?
 * Black Hole: No, no sweat. Come on up, guys. There's no ghost for two miles.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Raise Their Heads Out of the Hatch)
 * (The Hatch Falls on Jarrett's Ghost's Feet)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: Ouch!
 * Black Hole: Blimey! Would you believe two feet?!?
 * Jarrett's Ghost: That did it. Now y'all gonna pay for your trespassin'.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Scream)
 * (They Run from the Ghost)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: You'll never get away!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Keep Running)
 * Jarrett's Ghost: You can't escape! I'm springin' the booby traps, you boobs!
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Springs the Booby Traps)
 * (Booby Traps Appear but Death P.A.C.T. Avoid)
 * Black Hole: Blimey! A dead end!
 * Pie (Off-Screen): At least we're out of danger.
 * Liy: No, we're not. Look.
 * Black Hole: Blimey!
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Drives a Bulldozer)
 * (The Wall Flips Death P.A.C.T. in the Basement)
 * Black Hole: Oh, boy. I thought we were goners.
 * Liy: Me, too, Black Hole.
 * Black Hole: Hey, we're back in the basement. How about that?
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): I'll bet that's how the ghosts have been getting out of the house.
 * Bottle: Hey, guys, look. More pearls. Just like the last clue said.
 * Black Hole: And another scroll. C'mon. Let's go upstairs and read this thing. You know, now that the tunnel's blocked, I have a feeling we're rid of the ghosts.
 * (Ghosts Laughing)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. See a Ghost Party)
 * Black Hole: Oh, no! Now, we have a whole house full of ghosts! (Chuckles)
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * (The Ghosts Party)
 * Black Hole: Ghosts! We're up to our elbows in ghosts!
 * Danny: Okay, gang, let's boogie!
 * (Danny Cranks the Record)
 * ("September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire Plays)
 * (Danny Grabs Punk Girl Ghost's Hand)
 * Roller: Hi, guys. Great party, huh?
 * Black Hole: Party?
 * Roller: Yeah. Things were gettin' dizzy so we invited the whole family over. That's my cousin, ??? dancin' with his ghoul friend, ???, and our nephew, ???, and there's Cousin ???, and that's our country cousin, ???.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Who's that weirdo?
 * Roller: Oh, that's Uncle ???. He's always tryin' to find himself. They're just folks, but lots of fun. Hey, you want some of this party food?
 * Pillow: Sure.
 * Liy: Mmm. Looks good.
 * Pillow: What is it?
 * Danny: Scream dip and bone chips. Yummy.
 * (Liy and Pillow Laugh)
 * Pillow: This is just so much.
 * Danny: Hey, buddy, come on and get in the spirit. (Laughs) You get it? Ghosts? Spirits? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Boy, what a riot.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, it's a riot, okay?
 * Punk Ghost Girl: They don't cancel this party like that, right, Black Hole?
 * Black Hole: Well... uh, yes.
 * Punk Ghost Girl: Wise guy yes. How do you find clues anyway?
 * Liy: Hey, whoa, whoa. Don't bother my brother. We told him all about that scene.
 * (Danny Stops the Record)
 * (Liy Sits in a Chair)
 * Liy: Let me lay it out for you. Those guys are crazy. Everybody haunts and nobody plays.
 * (Everyone Gasps)
 * Pie: Pretty embarrassing.
 * (Black Hole Wasn't Listening to the Conversation, but he is Stern)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): They're doing nothing but P-A-R-T-Y. (On-Screen) Oh, and there's even this skeleton who thinks he's gonna scare him.
 * (Black Hole Gets Even Angrier)
 * (Liy and the Ghosts Laugh)
 * Liy: But, you know, it doesn't matter, 'cause this party is never gettin' cancelled. Ain't that so, buddy? Black Hole?
 * Roller: Party's over, everyone. Riot's over.
 * (The Ghosts Leave, Except for the Ghostly Team)
 * Bottle: What's wrong with Black Hole?
 * Black Hole: You 4 should be ashamed of yourselves. So I want you to leave.
 * Emily: What? But we haven't caught your ghosts yet.
 * Black Hole: That's the trouble. All you do is mess around, so just go back where you came from.
 * Roller: But we can't do that, buddy.
 * Danny: No, we can't, I tell you.
 * Emily: Uh-uh.
 * Black Hole: Oh, no? Why not?
 * (Emily Starts to Play a Sad Song on the Violin)
 * Danny: Well, you see, guys, the truth is, (Sobs) we're orphan ghosts.
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Orphans?
 * Roller: That's right. No mother, no father.
 * Danny: No home of our own to haunt. (Blows his Nose)
 * (A Tear Rolls Down Liy's Eyes)
 * Ellie (Off-Screen): That's why we needed the job.
 * (Danny Sobbing): All we ever wanted was to earn enough to get our own place, you know, just a nice scary little house in a spooky neighborhood.
 * Roller (Off-Screen): But if you don't want us, well, I guess that's it.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Sobbing)
 * Roller: Come on, boys. Let's go see if they can squeeze us in at the spirits rescue mission.
 * (The Ghostly Team Sadly Leaves)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Sobbing)
 * (Black Hole Sobbing): Oh, the poor guys. Gee, I'm sorry we fired them.
 * (The Ghostly Team Appears All Happy Again)
 * Roller: That's okay.
 * Danny: We forgive youse. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Black Hole: Hmm. Well, okay, guys, you're back on the job.
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): But you gotta catch some ghosts.
 * Pillow (Off-Screen): So, shape up or ship out, okay?
 * Roller (Off-Screen): Yes, sir. (On-Screen) Ghostly Team, attention! About face!
 * Danny: What about my face?
 * Roller: It's facin' the wrong way, that's what.
 * (Roller Grabs Danny's Nose and Hits Ellie and Emily Backwards)
 * Danny: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ooh!
 * Roller: Forward march! Hup! Hup! Hup!
 * (Danny's Bottom was Facing the Right Way)
 * Roller: Will you come on?
 * Black Hole: It takes real talent to be as dumb as those guys.
 * Pie: Never mind them, Black Hole. What about reading the clue we found downstairs?
 * Black Hole: Clue? Oh, yeah. It says, "There's no mystery about the next clue. Inside Bear Cave, the jewels in plain view."
 * Pie: Hey, we were there before. This is gonna be easy.
 * Black Hole: Yeah, too easy. I hope the bear won't be around.
 * Liy: The bear? Oh, boy.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Leave the Hotel)

Off the Rails:

 * Black Hole: Careful, guys. Keep a sharp lookout for--
 * (Gunshots)
 * Black Hole: Hugo!
 * (Hugo Chases Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Bottle: Hey, you, cool it!
 * (Bottle, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Run After Hugo)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Run from Hugo)
 * (The Gorilla Snarling)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Screaming)
 * (The Gorilla Gets Shot in the Butt)
 * (Hugo Follows the Boys)
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Hide in a Log)
 * (They They Look Down and were Shocked)
 * Hugo Amore (Off-Screen): I've got a bead on you now. I'm a-countin' to 3, and then you're gonna get it.
 * (Bottle Turns the Log to the Other Side)
 * Hugo Amore (Off-Screen): 1...
 * (Liy, Black Hole, and Pillow Leave with the Girls)
 * Hugo Amore (Off-Screen): 2...
 * (The Gorilla Comes By and Puts his Head in the Log)
 * Hugo Amore (Off-Screen): 3!
 * (Gunshot)
 * Hugo Amore: Gotcha! Oops.
 * (The Gorilla Breaks the Gun and Sticks his Head in the Log)
 * (Hugo Laughs): Guess I'm just about to smart for you.
 * (Hugo Waves Goodbye and Falls in the Pond)
 * Black Hole: I sure hope this is the last clue. I can't wait to get back to the house so I can get something to eat.
 * Liy: Me, too.
 * Pillow: Me, three.
 * Tree: We can go for that.
 * Black Hole: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give right now for a great big omelet smothered in mushrooms and onions, and a big heap of French fries on the side. Or maybe a great big pizza. Yeah, a pizza, with lots of hot oozy cheese, and maybe for dessert, a huge hot fudge sundae with a big gob of whipped cream.
 * (Liy Imagines a Pizza and a Sundae)
 * Liy: With a cherry on top.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Yeah, yeah. A whole bunch of cherries.
 * (Liy's Thoughts Pop)
 * Black Hole: Oh, boy. But we can't think about food now. We have to get to Bear Cave.
 * (Grumbling Sound)
 * Black Hole: What's that?
 * Bottle: That sounded like a bear.
 * (They Quietly Walk Slowly)
 * Black Hole: That's the bear, all right. He must be right nearby.
 * (Grumbling Continues)
 * Liy: He's getting closer.
 * Tree: Wait a minute, Bottle. That's not a bear. It's your boyfriend Liy's stomach.
 * Liy: It is?
 * (Grumbling Sound)
 * Liy: It is! (Chuckles)
 * Black Hole: Well, tell your stomach to knock it off.
 * Liy: I can't help it. I'm hungry.
 * Black Hole: Forget food now, Liy. We have to get to the bear's cave and find the next clue. Come on!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Keep Walking Until Liy Sees a Berry Bush)
 * Liy: Oh, boy! Berries!
 * (Liy Eats a Bunch of Berries)
 * Black Hole: Forget eating now, Liy. Come on!
 * Liy: Okay. Just one more.
 * (Liy Tries to Pick the Last Berry, but it Turns Out to Be the Bear's Nose)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * Black Hole: Doggone it, Liy, will you stop with the stomach noises already?
 * Liy (Off-Screen): That's not me.
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Huh?
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Scream in Terror then Run Away)
 * (The Bear Chases Them, but Then Loses Them)
 * (Up on the Hill, Death P.A.C.T. Glare Angrily at Liy who Giggles Nervously)
 * (Scene Fades to Bear Cave)
 * Bottle: Well, here's Bear Cave.
 * Black Hole: I sure hope he's not around. The scroll says the jewel's supposed to be easy to spot.
 * Bottle: I see it!
 * Black Hole: So do I!
 * Liy: Me, too!
 * Black Hole: Gimme a boost, Liy.
 * (Liy Lifts Black Hole up High)
 * Black Hole: Just a little higher, Liy.
 * (Liy Lifts Black Hole up Even Higher)
 * (Black Hole Grabs the Scroll and the Jewel)
 * Black Hole: Got it! Whoa!
 * (Black Hole Falls Down and Slides Off)
 * Pie: Wow. Talk about a close one.
 * Liy: Uh-huh.
 * Black Hole: But we got the jewels and the clue. Let's get out of this cave.
 * Liy: What's that?
 * (Lights Turn On)
 * Tree (Off-Screen): Looks like headlights.
 * Black Hole: Look out, guys!
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Black Hole, that's your truck. What's it doing here?
 * Black Hole: I don't know, but here it comes again. Let's get outta here!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Scream in Terror)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Bridge:

 * (Bear Growling)
 * (The Truck Comes By)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (The Bear Sees the Truck and Flees)
 * (The Truck Comes Out of the Cave)
 * Black Hole: Totally weird. First it vanishes, then reappears, then it goes by itself, and now it stops by itself.
 * Pie: Hey, look at this. Somebody attached a remote control gizmo to our truck.
 * Liy: But why did it stop?
 * Pie: Whoever was controling this thing must be out of range.
 * Pillow: Who would do that?
 * Black Hole: Who else, Pillow, except the ghost? Come on, let's drive back to the hotel and read this next clue.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Back to the Hotel)
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Comes by and Throws his Remote to the Ground)
 * Black Hole: Gee, I just can't figure it out.
 * Bottle: Figure out what, Black Hole?
 * Black Hole: How our truck got into the cave. I mean, the last time we saw it, it was sinking into the ground.
 * (Flashback of the Truck Sinking into the Mud)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): That's right!
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Bottle: There must be a tunnel under where it went down that connects with the cave. You know, like the one in the cemetery when the ghost chased us.
 * Black Hole: Anyhow, if any more ghosts start chasing us, we can outrun 'em.
 * Bottle: Well, you'd better start runnin', Black.
 * Black Hole: Blimey!
 * Jarrett's Ghost: You trespassers are doomed!
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Chases Death P.A.C.T. with his Sword)
 * Tree: Keep it up, Black Hole! You're pulling away from him!
 * Black Hole: If I can get over that bridge, I think I can lose him.
 * (Black Hole Pulls the Gear Switch, but it Doesn't Move)
 * Black Hole: Blimey! It won't go into gear!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Stop at the Bridge)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Comes By)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Come on! Come on!
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): I'm trying! I'm trying!
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Laughing Sinisterly While Cuts the Rope)
 * (Black Hole Finally Pulls the Gear Switch into Gear)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Drive Off the Bridge and Back to the Hotel)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Drops his Sword in Frustration)
 * (Back at the Hotel...)
 * Bottle: So, what's the next clue say, Black?
 * (Creaking Sound)
 * Death P.A.C.T.: What's that?
 * Bottle: It's jut the window, guys.
 * (Bottle Closes the Window)
 * Liy: Come on! Read it!
 * Black Hole: I will. Keep your shirt on.
 * (Black Hole is Grabbed by the Gorilla)
 * (Black Hole Falls in Pie's Arms)
 * Gorilla: Pretty.
 * Black Hole: The ape!
 * Liy: Run, Death P.A.C.T.!
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Run, Except for Bottle)
 * (The Gorilla Jumps Up and Down with the Jewels in his Hand)
 * Bottle: Okay, big guy, cool it. Give!
 * Gorilla: Uh-uh.
 * Tree: Psst. Bottle, get away from him. Don't mess around.
 * Bottle: Come on!
 * Gorilla: No.
 * Bottle: Come here, buddy. I'll make you a deal. If you give me the jewels, then-- (Whispers in his Ear) Okay?
 * Gorilla: Yeah! Yeah!
 * (The Gorilla Gives the Jewels to Bottle)
 * Pie: How'd she do that?
 * (Scene Slides to the Gorilla Riding Happily on the Mechanical Horse)
 * Bottle: Good thing I thought of that mechanical horse, right, Liy?
 * Liy: Yeah.
 * Black Hole: Hello, Sgt.? You have a cold? You sound different.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Telephone Wire)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Anyway, we have your circus ape. Come on and get him. Where? Where do you think?
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Pulls the Wire Out of the Wall)
 * Black Hole: The Jarrett Mansion, that's where. Hello? Hello? Hmm. That's weird. Hope he got the message. I got this message for sure!
 * (Black Hole Leaves)

The Skeleton Caught:

 * (Scene Fades to the Docks)
 * Black Hole: The clue says, "Go to a place that covers the tide. To find the last clue, just pier inside." But pier is spelled P-I-E-R.
 * Tree: Like by the water. You're right, Black Hole. This boathouse must be the place.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Open the Door)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Just think. The last clue to the whole family fortune is inside here.
 * (The Shadowy Figure Finally Apppears)
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Look Around)
 * Black Hole: Okay, Death P.A.C.T., let's split up and start looking.
 * (Black Hole, Pillow, Pie, Tree, Pen and Remote Look Over Here)
 * (Bottle Looks by the Boat)
 * (Liy Looks by the Barrel)
 * (Liy Opens the Storage Box and Greedy Eyes Open)
 * (Liy Closes the Door)
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Appears)
 * (Liy Screams in Terror)
 * Liy: The ghost!
 * (Liy Jumps in Bottle's Arms)
 * (The Boat Leaks)
 * Bottle: What ghost? Where?
 * Liy: Over there!
 * (The Skeleton was Gone)
 * Bottle: Oh, there's nobody there. Liy, you give me a pain sometimes.
 * Pie: There it is-- the final clue. Quick, Black Hole, read it.
 * Black Hole: It says, "No more riddles. Here ends the chase. The treasure's in the fireplace."
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton (Off-Screen): In the fireplace, eh?
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Huh?
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Thank you for solving the mystery for me, fools.
 * (The Skeleton Pulls the Rope that Traps Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Farewell, and good riddance.
 * (The Skeleton Pulls the Engine and Death P.A.C.T. Drive Away)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton (Donald's Voice): At last, the treasure is mine.
 * (The Skeleton Leaves)
 * (The Boat Rises Out of the Water, and Black Hole Spits the Water Out of his Mouth)
 * Black Hole: What happened?
 * Bottle: How'd we get outta the water?
 * (The Ghostly Team Appears)
 * Danny: Oh, we just thought youse might want a lift. Nyuk, nyuk. Get it? Lift up?
 * Roller: Pipe down!
 * Bottle: The Ghostly Team. Gee, thanks.
 * Black Hole: Well, you saved us, but it's too late to stop the ghost from getting the treasure.
 * Roller: What do you mean too late? No ghost beats the Ghostly Team. Spirit Speed, yo!
 * (The Ghostly Team Takes Death P.A.C.T. Back to the Hotel)
 * (Scene Slides to the Spookier Scarier Skeleton)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: There must be a lever here someplace. Aha!
 * (The Spookier Scarier Skeleton Pulls the Lever)
 * (Spookier Scarier Skeleton Laughing): I got it!
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Not yet you don't!
 * Black Hole: Just hold it right there, Mr. G-G-Ghost or whoever you are!
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Stand back! Nothin's gonna stop me now!
 * (The Treasure Piles Up and Traps the Spookier Scarier Skeleton)
 * Spookier Scarier Skeleton: Ohh!
 * (The Gun Falls on the Floor)
 * Black Hole: Take a look at those diamonds!
 * Bottle: Let's take a look at that ghost!
 * (Black Hole Pulls off the Mask and it was Donald)
 * Death P.A.C.T.: The Sgt.?
 * Sammy (Off-Screen): Somebody call me?
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Look Back and See the Real Sammy)
 * (They Then Look at Donald and Turn to the Camera)
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Huh?
 * (Scene Fades to Donald Being Arrested)
 * Black Hole: Wow, so this guy is your brother.
 * Sammy: Yep, my blacksheep brother, Donald. Like to strap a towcars, and impersonate ghosts and me. Don't you?
 * (Donald Grumbling): Yeah, you goody goody brother.
 * Sammy: Donald, that masquarade's over.
 * Donald: I knew this treasure was here. I knew it. All my life I wanted to get my hands on it, and I had it.
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Yeah, for about 20 seconds.
 * (Liy Smells a Costume in the Closet)
 * (Liy Then Had an Idea as he Grins Evilly)
 * Sammy: And now, we're gonna get you straightened out! Come on!
 * (Sammy Drags Donald Outside)
 * Pie: Pretty amazing. To think that guy could imitate all the ghosts.
 * Black Hole: Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Moans with Liy's Voice)
 * (The Ghost Crashes on the Treasure)
 * (Liy Pulls off the Mask)
 * Liy: It's just me. (Giggles)
 * (Black Hole Chuckles): I guess, there's no real ghosts after all.
 * Jarrett's Ghost (Off-Screen): Oh, no?
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Ghostly Team Farewell:

 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): Wow, what a meal.
 * Tree: You said it, Black Hole. I'm stuffed.
 * Liy: Me, too.
 * (Gong Rings)
 * Jonathan: Dessert is served. (Laughing)
 * Death P.A.C.T.: More?
 * (The Pot Opens to the Ghostly Team)
 * Pillow: Hey!
 * Roller: Oh, hi, guys!
 * Danny: I guess we take the cake. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. You get it? Take the cake?
 * Emily: We're ever so sorry we ate it, but we were just so hungry.
 * Black Hole: Oh, that's okay, you deserve it. As a matter of fact, you deserve a whole lot more. Right, guys? You Ghostly Team were such a big help, that we're leaving you this whole hotel.
 * Pie: Yeah. To haunt for as long as you like.
 * Ghostly Team: Wow!
 * Ellie: That's great. But where are you guys going?
 * Black Hole: We're splitting for home.
 * Danny: But what are you gonna do with all youse diamonds?
 * Bottle: They're going to the Jarrett's Tressfund for Orphans.
 * Roller: Gee, that's sweet.
 * (Death P.A.C.T. Leave the Hotel)
 * Ghostly Team: Goodbye.
 * Death P.A.C.T.: Goodbye.
 * (The Ghostly Team Waves Goodbye to Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Black Hole: Nothing against the Ghostly Team, but I hope I never see another ghost.
 * Pillow: Uh-oh. Speaking of ghosts, look.
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Appears in Front of Death P.A.C.T.)
 * Black Hole: Knock it off, Liy. You pulled that joke before.
 * Liy: It's no joke.
 * (Black Hole Screams)
 * (Black Hole Then Drives Away)
 * (Jarrett's Ghost Looks Back at Death P.A.C.T. Leaving)
 * (The End)