User:SetsunaKnowsTheMatrix/RFD/Im a Table and a wrench

Discussion

 * SpongeFan99 (talk)
 * important part of spongebob's arc in the episode
 * Ah, The Table. One of the most memorable and in fact life-changing movies that I have ever seen. I personally don't care for The Godfather, or The Godfather Part II, or The Godfather Part III. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is OK but only because it has one of the best actors in American history. (If you know, you know.) But when I saw The Table my life was changed forever. I'm not normally a fan of long movies, so when I heard this movie involved staring at a table for 3 hours, I was concerned. I was pleasantly surprised by how amazing this film really is. The story, the art direction, and the actors, just about everything in this movie is perfect. I left the cinema knowing my life had been changed forever. Before seeing The Table I was a weakling. A softie, perchance. I was scared of change, scared of standing up to authority, and scared of doing anything that could be against any laws (I was never taught what laws there are, so I am not entirely sure why I was scared of them). But after seeing a movie that consisted of staring at a table for several hours I learned a very important lesson. Those were hours of my life I wasted just staring at a table. I shouldn't be scared of living my life how I want to. I shouldn't be wasting my life just scrolling through social media sites like Discord. I should live every day of my life to the fullest. To delete The Table would be an act of extreme censorship. This is one of the most important gags in the history of SpongeBob SquarePants. One could argue this page is more important than SpongeBob himself. So I ask the ESB community not to delete The Table. And to the people who made The Table, thank you. Thank you for changing my life forever.
 * You can't just say perchance. JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (talk) 11:20, 4 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Cokic na Xic
 * As in KEEP this article, and KEEP your hands off THE TABLE MoonGirlCasey2022
 * Ah, The Table. One of the most memorable and in fact life-changing movies that I have ever seen. I personally don't care for The Godfather, or The Godfather Part II, or The Godfather Part III. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York is OK but only because it has one of the best actors in American history. (If you know, you know.) But when I saw The Table my life was changed forever. I'm not normally a fan of long movies, so when I heard this movie involved staring at a table for 3 hours, I was concerned. I was pleasantly surprised by how amazing this film really is. The story, the art direction, and the actors, just about everything in this movie is perfect. I left the cinema knowing my life had been changed forever. Before seeing The Table I was a weakling. A softie, perchance. I was scared of change, scared of standing up to authority, and scared of doing anything that could be against any laws (I was never taught what laws there are, so I am not entirely sure why I was scared of them). But after seeing a movie that consisted of staring at a table for several hours I learned a very important lesson. Those were hours of my life I wasted just staring at a table. I shouldn't be scared of living my life how I want to. I shouldn't be wasting my life just scrolling through social media sites like Discord. I should live every day of my life to the fullest. To delete The Table would be an act of extreme censorship. This is one of the most important gags in the history of SpongeBob SquarePants. One could argue this page is more important than SpongeBob himself. So I ask the ESB community not to delete The Table. And to the people who made The Table, thank you. Thank you for changing my life forever.
 * You can't just say perchance. JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway (talk) 11:20, 4 April 2023 (UTC)
 * Cokic na Xic
 * As in KEEP this article, and KEEP your hands off THE TABLE MoonGirlCasey2022
 * Cokic na Xic
 * As in KEEP this article, and KEEP your hands off THE TABLE MoonGirlCasey2022
 * Cokic na Xic
 * As in KEEP this article, and KEEP your hands off THE TABLE MoonGirlCasey2022

Discussion

 * Plays a significant role in Blackened Sponge, and a minor role beyond a background prop in Christmas Who? - SpongeFan99 (talk)
 * I. Love. Wrenches. - PyroLego
 * Picture if you will, a person watching Blackened Sponge. He likes the wrench so much that he goes to the SpongeBob wikia to learn more about, only to find out such page does not exist, and he starts crying. Why would you willingly hurt one's feelings just because it has "no significant roles in the series?" This is the wrench we're talking about, people! Please!
 * Per SpongeFan and ASpongeBobFan
 * Picture if you will, a person watching Blackened Sponge. He likes the wrench so much that he goes to the SpongeBob wikia to learn more about, only to find out such page does not exist, and he starts crying. Why would you willingly hurt one's feelings just because it has "no significant roles in the series?" This is the wrench we're talking about, people! Please!
 * Per SpongeFan and ASpongeBobFan

Comments

 * On second thought, I will be withdrawing this since its role in Blackened Sponge can be considered significant enough to warrant a page. Additionally, we can expand this article so it contains more information about its appearances in other episodes as well.