Sabine's Tricky Stories/Transcript

Doorbell for Candy:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (Sabine's Spooktacular Stories)
 * (The Crossover House Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Crossover House)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Kind Falls)
 * Kind: Huh?
 * (Ultraweb Comes to the Door, and Gives Kind a Present)
 * Ultraweb: Happy Halloween.
 * (Claite and his Gang Float By)
 * Karin: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Elina: You scare everybody? Karin, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Rose: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Karin: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Melissa Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Melissa: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Sabine: Aw, relax, Melissa. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Valora: Ah, Halloween at the Crossover House. All treats and no tricks. If this were my crossover house, I'd run things differently.
 * Purity: Ad a splash of evil?
 * King Alador: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Walrus: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Ultraweb: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Sabine L'Amour, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Positivity Moans): It's a terrible Oh, the Places You'll Go! Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Sabine L'Amour!
 * (Sabine Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Sabine: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Valet through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Valet Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Sabine: Why, I even saw Black Nun. She was even kidnapping a poor cat.
 * Black Nun: Love that.
 * Sabine: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Spooky Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Zabo Laughing)
 * Sabine: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Hannah Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Hannah Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Hannah: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Hannah Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Hannah Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Charity is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Patient is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Charity Rings the Doorbell)
 * Unity: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Unity Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Unity: Hello, kids.
 * Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient: Trick-or-treat.
 * Unity: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Charity: Thank you, Unity.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Hannah's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Hannah: Whoa, Sammy, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Unity Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Unity Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient)
 * (Unity Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Hannah: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Hannah: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Sammy, down, please.
 * Little Miss Sunshine: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Hannah: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Unity: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Hannah Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Hannah: My name, sir, is Hannah. Witch Hannah, that is.
 * Unity: Oh, yeah?
 * (Unity Grabs Hannah's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Hannah's Head)
 * (Unity Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Hannah: That cranky gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Hannah: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Little Miss Sunshine: Here you are, Hannah.
 * Witch Hannah: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Hannah Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient Look Up)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * Witch Hannah: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Hannah Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Hannah (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Hannah Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Patient: Awesome!
 * (Sammy Scoops Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient Up with Hannah)
 * Patient: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Unity was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * Unity: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Unity Looks Outside)
 * Charity: Giddyup, Sammy! Whoopee!
 * Unity: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Unity: This is too--
 * (Unity Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Hannah: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Unity (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Hannah: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Unity (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Hannah: Uh--
 * Unity: The key.
 * (Unity Swallows the Key, and Hannah Hears it Clunk)
 * (Unity Laughs)
 * Witch Hannah: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Sammy Scoops Unity Up)
 * Witch Hannah: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Unity's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Unity: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Hannah: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Unity's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Hannah: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Hannah Uses Sammy as a Banjo)
 * Witch Hannah: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Unity Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Hannah: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Unity Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Hannah: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Unity Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Hannah: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Unity's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Unity Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Hannah: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Unity's Tail)
 * Unity: Ouch!
 * (Unity Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Hannah: Nothing to it.
 * Unity: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Unity Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Unity Laughing)
 * Witch Hannah: Now, you've made old Hannah mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Unity: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Unity Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Unity Moaning)
 * Witch Hannah: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Unity is Far Away)
 * Witch Hannah: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Unity Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Charity, Little Miss Sunshine, and Patient Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Patient: Hooray for Unity!
 * Unity: I won't do it.
 * (Sammy Hits Unity on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Hannah: Come, Sammy, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Little Miss Sunshine: Goodbye, Hannah.
 * Charity: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Sabine's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Karin: Wow. Somebody to scare.
 * (Godzilla Walks By)
 * Karin: RAWR-RAWR!
 * (Godzilla Roars at Karin)
 * (Karin's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Sabine: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Sabine's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Sabine L'Amour trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Sabine was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Sabine: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Sabine: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Sabine: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Sabine was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Sabine Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and Melissa marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Riko Izayoi: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Riko Izayoi: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Sabine: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Riko and Sabine)
 * Riko Izayoi: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Sabine (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Riko Izayoi: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Sabine: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Riko Izayoi: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Sabine: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Riko Izayoi: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Sabine: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Riko Izayoi: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Sabine: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Sabine with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Sabine: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Sabine settled back in her modern regretter with buttons galore.
 * Sabine: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Sabine with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Sabine: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Sabine: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Sabine was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Sabine: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Sabine knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Sabine: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Screwpinch Tries to Tuck Sabine Back in, but Sabine Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Sabine scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Sabine: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Sabine Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Sabine: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Sabine Punches Screwpinch and Runs Away)
 * (Screwpinch Fixes his Head)
 * (Sabine is Now in her Clothes)
 * Sabine: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Sabine readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Screwpinch Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Sabine Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Sabine L'Amour tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Sabine to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Sabine was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Sabine picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Sabine spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up Melissa, and then she did say:
 * Sabine: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Sabine: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Sabine and Melissa with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Sabine L'Amour with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Sabine: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Sabine to Melissa with a rye little smile.
 * (Sabine is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Sabine L'Amour snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Sabine didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

How to Haunt the House:

 * (Screwpinch Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Karin Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Karin Laughs Nervously)
 * Karin: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Sabine: Karin might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Patient and Charity Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Patient and Charity Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Patient and Charity Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Patient and Charity Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Charity: Ghost?!?
 * (Charity Jumps in Patient's Arms)
 * Charity: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Patient: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Patient: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Charity: Right, Patient. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Charity Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Patient: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Charity: Perfect, girl!
 * Patient and Charity: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Patient and Charity Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Patient and Charity: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Sabine, Kind, and Karin)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Rosemary-Land.
 * Sabine: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a blondie who moves and shakes.
 * Kind: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Karin: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Charity Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Karin: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Patient Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Patient: Here goes nothing.
 * (Patient Opens the Door)
 * (Karin Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Karin: Wow. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Karin Walks Inside)
 * Patient: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Karin Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Patient and Charity Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Patient and Charity Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Charity: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Karin is Taking a Bath)
 * (Patient Turns Off the Light)
 * (Karin Claps the Lights on)
 * (Charity Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Karin Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Aril Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Karin Has a Headlight)
 * (Charity Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Karin Has a Candle)
 * (Charity Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Karin Lights a Match)
 * (Charity Puts Out the Match)
 * (Karin Has a Glowstick)
 * (Aril Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Patient: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Patient Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Karin is in his Pajamas, Has a Amethyst in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Karin: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Patient and Charity Moan, but Karin Doesn't Respond)
 * (Patient Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Charity Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Patient Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Charity Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Patient Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Charity Mows the Lawn)
 * (Patient Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Charity Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Charity: I just don't understand it.
 * Patient: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Karin Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Patient: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Charity: Karin, wake up.
 * (Charity Taps on Karin's Head)
 * (Karin Yawns and Looks at Patient and Charity)
 * (Karin Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Karin Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Charity)
 * Charity: But, Karin--
 * Karin: No! Get away!
 * (Karin Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Karin Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Patient: Sorry, Karin. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Charity: And now, you are, too.
 * Karin: Why, I oughta--
 * Charity: Now, take it easy, Karin. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Karin Chases Patient and Charity Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Karin, Patient, and Charity Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

The Lonesome Gang Members:

 * (Kind and Temper Applaud for Patient and Charity)
 * Sabine: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Claite and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Icky Yawns)
 * Icky: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Picky: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blicky: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Claite: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sune: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blicky: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Picky: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Icky: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Claite and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Icky Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Elina, Rose, and Melissa Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Elina, Rose, and Melissa)
 * Elina: The telephone!
 * Rose: The telephone!
 * Melissa: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Elina: Hello?
 * Melissa: Hello?
 * Elina: Hello?
 * Melissa: Hello?
 * Elina (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Melissa (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sune: Do you chase ghosts?
 * Melissa: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Elina Grabs the Phone from Melissa)
 * Elina: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sune: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Claite, Picky, Icky, and Blicky Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sune)
 * Sune: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Elina: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Elina Hangs the Phone)
 * Elina: Awesome! A customer!
 * Rose: A customer!
 * Melissa: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blicky)
 * Blicky: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Claite and his Gang Appear)
 * Claite: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Elina, Rose, and Melissa March Up)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Elina Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Elina Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Elina: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Elina, Rose, and Melissa Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Rose Looks at Melissa and Screams)
 * Rose: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Elina: Shh!
 * (Elina, Rose, and Melissa Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Elina, Rose, and Melissa Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on Melissa's Nose)
 * Melissa: Ouch!
 * (Melissa Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Elina: Ghosts.
 * Rose: Ghosts.
 * Melissa: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Elina: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Elina, Rose, and Melissa Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Elina Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blicky Knocks on Elina's Head)
 * (Elina Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blicky)
 * (Blicky Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blicky Laughing)
 * (Elina is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blicky Closes the Door)
 * (Elina Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Elina Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Claite and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Elina Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Claite and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Elina is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Elina is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Rose)
 * (Picky Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Rose, and Rose Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Picky Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Rose is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Rose Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Rose Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Picky Whacks Rose on the Butt, Causing Rose to Scream in Pain)
 * Rose: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Picky Looks at Rose's Butt)
 * Rose: Oh, no.
 * (Picky Whacks Him Again)
 * Rose: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Picky Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Rose: How dare you?
 * (Rose Punches Picky)
 * Rose: I got him! Cool!
 * (Picky Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Rose Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Rose: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Picky Spits Water in Rose's Face)
 * (Rose Blubbers)
 * (Picky Leaves and Rose is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Rose: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Rose Gets All Wet)
 * Rose: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to Melissa)
 * Melissa: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Icky Bangs the Pot, Scaring Melissa)
 * (Melissa Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Icky Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (Melissa Runs Away in Fear)
 * (Melissa Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Icky Comes Down and Kicks Melissa in the Butt)
 * (Melissa Chases Icky to the Drawer)
 * (Melissa Looks for Icky, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Icky Rings the Cowbell at Melissa, and Melissa Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does Melissa See in the Mirror, Icky)
 * (Melissa Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (Melissa Fixes his Shirt, While Icky Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (Melissa Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Icky Does the Same Melissa Does)
 * Melissa: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (Melissa Climbs on the Drawer, and Icky Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (Melissa and Icky Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (Melissa Stops and Icky Keeps Going)
 * Melissa: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Icky Pokes Melissa in the Eyes)
 * (Icky Laughs)
 * (Melissa Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (Melissa Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (Melissa Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * Melissa: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Elina! Rose! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Claite and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Elina and Rose See Melissa Come Down)
 * (Elina and Rose Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (Melissa Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sune: Look!
 * Icky: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Elina, Rose, and Melissa Look Like Ghosts)
 * Claite: Ghosts!
 * Picky: Ghosts!
 * Blicky: Ghosts!
 * Icky: Ghosts!
 * (Claite and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Claite and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Rose: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Elinas:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Claite and his Gang Applaud)
 * Sabine: So, Rose, havin' a spooky time?
 * Rose: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Elina dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Sabine: Fright!
 * (Sabine and Rose Laugh)
 * Melissa: Hit it, Stego!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Elina Shows Up)
 * (The Elina Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Elina Fairies)
 * (The Elina Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Elina was Sleeping)
 * (Elina Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Elina to Arrive)
 * (Elina Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Elina Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Elina Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Elina Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named Charity)
 * (Charity Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (Charity Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (Charity Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Elina Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (Charity is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Elina)
 * (Elina Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Elina Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (Charity Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (Charity Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Elina Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and Charity Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Elina Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (Charity Swats the Empress)
 * (Elina Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Elina Pulls her Out, and Charity Follows Them)
 * (Elina and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (Charity Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Elina Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by Charity)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (Charity Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Elina and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (Charity Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (Charity Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Elina)
 * (Elina Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to Charity)
 * (Charity Fights Elina, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (Charity Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Elina Traps Him Inside)
 * (Elina Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Elina Proudly)
 * (Elina Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Elina Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Elina a Thumb Up)
 * (Elina Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Elina Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Karin and the Ghost:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Ultraweb, Purity, Alador, and Walrus)
 * Grim Walrus: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Ultraweb: Patience, Walrus. Midnight nears.
 * Sabine: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous ghost has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Scream)
 * (Karin Laughs at Them)
 * (Karin Sees Some Ghost Like Hands)
 * (Karin Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Little Miss Sunshine (Off-Screen): Karin!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Patient (Off-Screen): Where's Karin?
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Karin, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Karin Laughing)
 * Little Miss Sunshine: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Angrily March Up to Karin with their Ghost Ghoul Costume)
 * (Karin Finds a Good Amethyst to Read)
 * Karin: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Karin Yawns, as an Ghost Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Karin: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Karin Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Ghost)
 * (Karin Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Karin)
 * (The Real Ghost Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Look Behind Them)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Run Away in Fear)
 * (Karin Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Karin: Why, I oughta--
 * (Karin Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Run Away in Fear)
 * Karin: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Ghost Walks By)
 * (Karin Looks at the Audience and Points at the Ghost)
 * (Karin Looks in the Ghost's Mouth)
 * Karin: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Grabs Karin by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Karin Looks in the Eye of the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Karin Now Knows it's a Real Ghost)
 * (Karin Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Karin, Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Patient Pours Wax on Karin's Butt)
 * (Karin Screams in Pain)
 * (Patient Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Karin's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Karin Hits Patient)
 * (Karin Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Patient, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Karin's Butt)
 * (Karin Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Karin Jumps Down)
 * (Karin's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Karin: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Karin Kicks Charity, Causing Charity to Scream)
 * Karin: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Karin Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Karin Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Karin Searching for the Ghost Ghoul)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Karin is Scooped Up by the Ghost Ghoul)
 * (Karin Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Karin Then Runs to the Door, but the Ghost Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Opens the Door, but Karin Holds onto it)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Looks for Karin, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Karin was Slammed to the Door, and the Ghost Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Karin Screams)
 * (Karin Runs Away, but the Ghost Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Karin Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Ghost Ghoul)
 * (Karin Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Ghost Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Karin Gasps)
 * (Karin Keeps Running Away from the Ghost Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Karin Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Ghost)
 * (Karin Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Ghost's Face)
 * (Karin Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Karin Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Karin)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Karin's Butt, but Karin's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Ghost Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Little Miss Sunshine, Patient, and Charity Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Karin: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Little Miss Sunshine Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Ghost Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Karin: Amen.
 * (Karin Sees the Ghost Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Karin Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Karin Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Ghost Ghoul and Karin Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Crossover House Now":

 * (Booger, Scrud, Blip, and Zabo Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Ultraweb (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Purity Grabs Melissa, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Ultraweb: and I've got a trick for Sabine L'Amour. Sorry, Melissa, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Ultraweb Gives Alador the Signal)
 * (Alador Gives Valora the Signal)
 * (Valora Has the Switch Ready)
 * Sabine: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Valora: Lights out.
 * (Valora Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Crossover House Gets Dark)
 * Sabine: Huh?
 * Ultraweb: Right you are, Sabine. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Alador Grabs Sabine's Cape)
 * Ultraweb: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Valora: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Purity: "Hanging out,"
 * King Alador: "Feeling fine,"
 * Black Nun: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Valora: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * King Alador: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Ultraweb, King Alador, Valora, and Black Nun: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Purity: "The Crossover House's history!"
 * (Purity Laughing)
 * Ultraweb, Purity, King Alador, Valora, and Black Nun: "It's our crossover house now."
 * Villains: "It's our crossover house now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our crossover house now."
 * Jonathan and Stan: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our crossover house now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Airis: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Valet: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Ultraweb, King Alador, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our crossover house now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Valet Singing Along): "It's our crossover house now."
 * Jonathan and Stan: "Me hearty."
 * Black Nun: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our crossover house now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Valora: Get those kiddies!
 * King Alador: Game over, Sabine!
 * Purity: Hit the road, Melissa!
 * Ultraweb: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our crossover house now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our crossover house now!"
 * (Sabine and Melissa Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Crossover House Gets Turned into the Crossover House of Villains)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Valora's Big Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Crossover House)
 * Ultraweb: Now that the Crossover House is our crossover house, things are going to be a little different.
 * Sabine: All right, Ultraweb, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Ultraweb: Ahem.
 * (Sabine Winks at the Audience)
 * (Purity, Black Nun, and Valet Show Up)
 * (Valet Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Sabine, Karin, and Rose Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Ultraweb: Nice try, Sabine, but you, and Rose, and especially that Karin boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Virtues Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (Melissa Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Temper and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Melissa Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Virtues)
 * (Melissa Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Virtues Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Temper and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Sabine Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Sabine Gives Temper and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Sabine Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Charity Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Charity Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Charity's Costume)
 * (Sabine Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Virtues Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (Rose Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Virtues Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * Rose: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (Rose Gives Temper, Kind, and Charity an Egg)
 * Kind: Oh, Rose, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Charity: It's for candy.
 * Rose: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Virtues Walking)
 * Kind: There's one last house.
 * Temper (Off-Screen): Yep. Valora's place.
 * (The Virtues Arrive)
 * Temper, Kind, and Charity: Trick or treat!
 * (Temper Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Temper: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Virtues)
 * (The Virtues Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Virtues Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Temper: We lost him.
 * (Kind Pants): Hey, what about Valora and his crew?
 * Charity: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Valora Himself)
 * (Valora Laughing)
 * Valora: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * Muriel: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Virtues Creep Back to the House)
 * (Valora Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Valora Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Valora Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Virtues' Candy)
 * Temper: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Virtues Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Valora and his Crew Full)
 * (Temper and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Temper and his Brothers Scare Valora from the Shadows)
 * (Valora Screams)
 * (Kind Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Virtues Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Valora Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Valora: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Roland: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Valora: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Valora Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Valora: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Virtue boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Valora: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Valora: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Valora Runs Away, Revealing the Virtues)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Virtues Laugh)
 * (Valora Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Rose: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Valora: Wait! It's me!
 * (Rose Throws Eggs at Valora)
 * (Valora Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Sabine Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Sabine: Boo!
 * Valora: Wait! It's me!
 * (Valora Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Valora Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (Melissa was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Valora Comes Out)
 * (Melissa, Sabine, and Rose Appear)
 * Rose: Get him!
 * (Valora Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Valora: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Valora's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Valora Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Valora: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Temper and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Valora (Off-Screen): Temper, Kind, and Charity?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Virtues Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Valora Looks Scared)
 * Kind: Valora--
 * Charity: You scared us--
 * Temper: --to death!
 * (Valora Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Valora Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Virtues Show Up)
 * (Valora Screams)
 * (Temper Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Valora Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Virtues Follow Valora)
 * (Valora Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Virtues Moan)
 * (Valora Screams)
 * (The Virtues Moan)
 * (Valora Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Virtues Look at Valora)
 * (Valora Shivers)
 * Temper: Hope you liked our candy, Valora.
 * Charity: This shall be your last.
 * Valora: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Kind: All of it?
 * Valora: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Virtues Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Valora in a Costume)
 * Valora: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Virtues, Valora, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was Rose in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * Rose: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Sabine and Melissa for Candy:

 * (Valet and Airis Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * Rose: Now, what do we do?
 * Melissa: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Ultraweb.
 * (Melissa Marches inside Firmly)
 * Rose: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Sabine: Huh. I have.
 * Ultraweb: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * Melissa (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Ultraweb: Huh?
 * Melissa: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Crossover House, starting right now!
 * (Ultraweb Summons King Alador)
 * Melissa: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Alador Comes By, and Grabs Melissa by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * Melissa: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Ultraweb: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Sabine and Melissa will find a real scream.
 * (Melissa Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Ultraweb: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Sabine Sets a Leaf for Melissa to Walk on, but Melissa Jumps Over)
 * (Sabine Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (Melissa Skips Ahead, with Sabine Catching Up)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While Melissa Drops the Basket)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Brushes Themselves)
 * (Sabine Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Sabine Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Sabine Eats the Cookies)
 * (Melissa Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Sabine Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (Melissa Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Sabine Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Sabine and Melissa to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Sabine, Melissa, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Sabine and Melissa See a Room)
 * (Melissa Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Sabine Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Amethyst for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Amethyst Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Sabine Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Sabine Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Sabine Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Sabine is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at Melissa)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Sabine Wakes up Melissa)
 * (Sabine Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Sabine Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (Melissa Grabs Sabine's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Run Away in Fear)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (Melissa Jumps in Sabine's Arms, and Sabine Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Sabine Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with Melissa)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Sabine and Melissa)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Sabine Looks at a Stove)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Sabine from Melissa)
 * (Melissa is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Sabine to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Sabine Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (Melissa Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Sabine with her Cane, but Melissa Grabs Sabine)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Sabine and Melissa Fall in the Oven)
 * (Sabine and Melissa and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Sabine Catches Melissa in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Sabine and Melissa are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Sabine is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Sabine Finds Melissa in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Sabine Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Sabine and Melissa Run to the Steps)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (Melissa Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Sabine Pulls Melissa Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Sabine Closes the Oven, and tells Melissa, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Sabine and Melissa on the Butt)
 * (Sabine and Melissa Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Sabine vs. Ultraweb:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Sabine is in her Pretty Cure Outfit)
 * (Karin and Rose Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Elina Points to the Stage)
 * (Karin Snaps his Fingers)
 * (Rose Gives Sabine a Wand)
 * Melissa (Off-Screen): Get her, Sabine.
 * (Sabine Marches Up to Ultraweb without Saying a Word)
 * (Valet and Airis Look Back)
 * (Claite and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Valora and Black Nun Look Back)
 * (Purity Looks Back)
 * (Alador Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Walrus Looks Back)
 * (Ultraweb Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Sabine Looks at Ultraweb Firmly)
 * (Ultraweb Looks Shocked)
 * (Sabine Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Ultraweb Uses her Wand to Zap Sabine)
 * (Sabine Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Sabine Throws it at Ultraweb)
 * (Ultraweb Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Karin)
 * (Sabine Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Sabine Throws a Ball at Ultraweb)
 * (Ultraweb Misses, but the Ball Hits Alador's Scarf)
 * (Sabine Throws Another Ball at Ultraweb)
 * (Ultraweb Hits the Ball at Sabine, but Sabine Ducks)
 * (Ultraweb and Sabine Looks Sweaty)
 * (Sabine Throws a Ball at Ultraweb)
 * (Ultraweb Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Sabine's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to Rose)
 * Rose: Sabine's wand!
 * Melissa: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Elina Opens the Door)
 * Mirai Asahina: Here. Use the amethyst.
 * (Sabine is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Ultraweb is About to Finish Sabine off)
 * (Elina Throws the Amethyst to Melissa)
 * Melissa: Sabine, catch!
 * (Melissa Throws the Amethyst to Sabine)
 * Rose (Off-Screen): The amethyst will hold her forever!
 * King Alador: The amethyst!
 * (Valora, Alador, Purity, and Black Nun Run Away in Fear)
 * (Sabine Opens the Amethyst, and Traps Ultraweb Inside)
 * (Ultraweb Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Crossover House Turns Colorful Again)
 * (Melissa, Karin, and Elina Cheer)
 * (Tinker Bell Turns the Crossover House of Villains Back to the Crossover House)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Melissa Kisses Sabine on the Cheek)
 * Melissa: You're the only leader of this team, Sabine.
 * Sabine: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Karin Appears in a King Alador Costume)
 * Karin: Boo!
 * Sabine: Oh, nice costume, Karin. But Rose already beat you to it.
 * (Rose is in a King Alador Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Karin: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)