The Louds and the Scary School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Down the Road)
 * (Rosemary Hills 9: The Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
 * Lincoln: Lucy, look. Lighting.
 * Lucy: Lighting? Don't you mean lightning, Lincoln?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Staring)
 * Lincoln: No. Lighting.
 * (Lincoln)
 * (Lincoln Pulls the Isis to Clyde and Lucy)
 * (Clyde, Lucy)
 * Clyde: Not while we're walking, Lincoln.
 * (Clyde Moves the Isis Away)
 * Lisa: Hey! Don't forget us.
 * (and Lincoln's Friends)
 * Clyde: Oh, boy. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Lucy: Don't be foolish, Clyde. You'll be a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? Lori's been working out.
 * Lori: Right. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Leni: Oh, no! Lori!
 * Lori: Oh, no! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
 * Lori: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Leni: Lori, let go!
 * Lori: Anything you say, Leni.
 * (Lori Falls on Leni)
 * Lori: Gee, Leni, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Leni: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Lincoln: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Lucy: Me, too, Lincoln.
 * Luna: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Clyde Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Luna: I put it there for safe keeping, Clyde.
 * Lincoln: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Lynn: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Lincoln.
 * Lincoln: Only the best for our friends. (Chuckles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Thornneck's Finish School for Girls!
 * Lynn: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Thornneck's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Clyde: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Lucy: Yeah.
 * Lori: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Lori: See, Leni? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Clyde: Yikes! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
 * (Lincoln Wipes Clyde's Eyes)
 * Lincoln: How's that, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Much better, Lincoln. I think I see the school.
 * (Clyde Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Alice: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Sam: It even has a moat.
 * Clyde: Moat?!
 * Lincoln: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Lincoln is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Luna (Off-Screen): That's Lincoln. She always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Lincoln and Fixes Her)
 * Lincoln: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: G-G-G-Good boy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Matchy, Shoots Fire at Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Sam: Lincoln likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Lincoln: Guys! Guys!
 * (Lincoln Tries to Pull the Helmet Off her Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Matchy's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Luan: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Matchy Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: Oh, no.
 * (Matchy Snarls at Lincoln)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Matchy, come here.
 * (Matchy Sadly Comes to Mrs. Thornneck)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Lincoln: Me? Uh-uh.
 * Clyde: Gee, Lincoln, is that--?
 * Lincoln: Dragon? Uh-huh. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Matchy can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Lucy: Glad to know you, Matchy. I'm Lucy, and these are Lincoln's friends. I guess you've already met our friend, Lincoln Loud.
 * (Matchy Snarls at Lincoln)
 * Lincoln (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Then you must be Clyde. I'm Mrs. Thornneck, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Clyde: Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Clyde Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Clyde Hears a Howl)
 * Clyde: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Lincoln?
 * Lincoln: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Clincoln McCloud Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Come now. We have a contract, Clyde. This is your signature, is it not?
 * Clyde: I guess so.
 * Lucy: Sure it is. Lisa and I even witnessed it. Right, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Right, Lucy.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Clyde: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Maika: What's wrong with the word batty? I'm Maika, Count Dennis' daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
 * Clyde: D-D-D-D-Dennis'--
 * Lincoln: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Kelsea Howling)
 * Lori: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Kelsea the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Kelsea.
 * Kelsea: Helloooooooooo.
 * Clyde: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Emily Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Clincoln McCloud Skid to a Stop)
 * Emily: Hi! I'm Emily.
 * Lincoln: And I'm outta here!
 * Emily: Huh?
 * Lincoln: Come on, guys.
 * Lucy: But, Lincoln--
 * Mrs. Thornneck: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Emily: They don't run like their tired.
 * Maika: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Thornneck, Emily, Kelsea, and Maika Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Lincoln: Maybe we can leave through this door.
 * Clyde: I hope so, Lincoln.
 * Lucy: But, Lincoln, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Clyde (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Lucy. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Cheyenne Floats By)
 * Clyde: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Cheyenne: Hi! I'm Cheyenne. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Cheyenne Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Leni: Not bad, Cheyenne, but do you know any mambo?
 * (Lincoln Picks up Leni): No time for mambo. We gotta tango!
 * (Shadows of the Thornneck Girls)
 * Emily: Don't worry, Mrs. Thornneck. We'll find 'em.
 * Lynn: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Lincoln: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Lincoln and his Friends: A mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Tiara Yawns)
 * Lincoln: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Bumps into Emily)
 * (Clyde Screams and Jumps into Lincoln's Arms)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Tiara, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Tiara Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Maika: Yes, Tiara. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Lincoln: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Clyde: Yeah. Skin and bones.
 * (Cheyenne Laughs): They're strange, Emily.
 * Emily: But they're in good shape, Chey.
 * Lori: Gee, thanks.
 * Clyde: Good shape? For what?
 * Maika: To teach us how to beat those Johnson Cadets, of course.
 * Tiara: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Cheyenne: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Kelsea: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Clyde: But--
 * Luna: That's Lincoln. She and her friends got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Lincoln: You got that right.
 * Luna: Don't worry, Tiara. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Luna.
 * Kelsea: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Maika: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
 * Emily: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Emily Slaps Clyde and Lincoln, Lincoln, and Clyde Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Thornneck the Keys)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Yells as they Faint)
 * (Sam and Luna Carry Clincoln McCloud in their Arms)
 * Sam: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Matchy Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Ready for some early morning exercises, Lori?
 * Lori: You betcha, Mrs. Thornneck. Want us to wake Clincoln McCloud?
 * Mrs. Thornneck: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Clyde Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Clyde's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Clyde: G-G-Go away. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Clyde: Come back-- Come back in an hour. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Clyde Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Lincoln Snoring)
 * (Matchy Tries to Pull the Blanket Off her, Snarling)
 * Matchy: Ohh.
 * (Matchy Mutters and Walks to Lincoln)
 * (Matchy Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Lincoln's Finger)
 * (Lincoln Yells)
 * Lori: Sounds like Lincoln's up and at 'em.
 * (Lincoln Yelling, and Puts her Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Lucy: Whoa, Lincoln, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: That's no goldfish, Lucy. That's out pet piranha.
 * Lincoln: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Lincoln's Finger)
 * (Lincoln Yells)
 * Maika: Mrs. Thornneck told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Lincoln: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Emily: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Kelsea: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Tiara: Careful, Kelsea. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Cheyenne Laughing): How am I doing, Maika?
 * Maika: Oh, fang-tastic, Chey.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Looks like Lincoln's got the ballet class started, Clyde.
 * Clyde: She's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: You take over now, boys.
 * Clyde: You're the boss, Mrs. Thornneck.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: And tutus for you too, kids.
 * Linda: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Lucy: Why must we dress around in a dress, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Clyde: Limber. Exactly what I was thinking.
 * (Lincoln Runs into Clyde and They Spin)
 * Maika: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Lincoln, Clyde, and Lucy Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Lincoln, Clyde, and Lucy Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Emily and Tiara Twirl)
 * Tiara: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Johnson Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Joey: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Mario Rogers: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Thornneck place.
 * Joey: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of funny kids.
 * Morty: Hey, let me see, Joey.
 * Joey: Careful, Morty. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Morty's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Joey's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Joey: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Ray: Mario, it's-- It's Colonel Johnson.
 * Mario Rogers: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Johnson: At ease, men.
 * (Joey is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Johnson: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Joey Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Morty Holds his Body)
 * Joey: Thanks, Morty. I needed that.
 * Colonel Johnson: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Mario Rogers: Yes, sir. Johnson Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Johnson: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Thornneck's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Morty: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Morty Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Johnson: Hit the deck!
 * (The Johnson Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Mario Rogers: As you can see, sir, Morty here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Johnson: So I noticed.
 * Morty: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Johnson: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Johnson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Michael Robinson: Our ball's now in Thornneck territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Mario Rogers: Good idea, Michael. Front and center, Morty. Lead the way!
 * Morty: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Morty: Uh-oh.
 * (Matchy Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Matchy Growling)
 * Mario Rogers: It's the Thornneck's weird guard dog.
 * Joey (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Michael Robinson: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Matchy Spews Fire)
 * Michael Robinson: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Mario Rogers: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Matchy Spews More Fire)
 * (The Johnson Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Morty: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Matchy Laughing): The ball.
 * (Matchy Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Lori: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Leo: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Lincoln: Yeah, no tutu. (Chuckles)
 * Maika: Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair.
 * Emily: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Kelsea Howls): How you doing, Tiara?
 * Tiara: Great, Kelsea. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Run Past Matchy)
 * Clyde: Hey, Matchy, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Matchy Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Clyde (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Lincoln: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Emily: I just love running through the trees.
 * Cheyenne: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Emily: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Lincoln, and Clyde Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Lincoln: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Clyde: Awesome!
 * (Clincoln McCloud Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Clincoln McCloud: Yuck!
 * Maika: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Throw the Apples Away)
 * Lincoln: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Maika, Emily, Cheyenne, Kelsea, and Tiara Eat Apples)
 * (Matchy Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Matchy, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now get rid of it.
 * (Matchy Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Johnson Military School)
 * Ray: Here's another water balloon, Morty.
 * Morty: What are these for anyway, Mario?
 * Mario Rogers: Ammunition.
 * Michael Robinson: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Joey?
 * Joey: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Michael Robinson: Check, bazooka.
 * Morty: Is this gonna get our ball back, Michael?
 * Michael Robinson: Check, affirmative.
 * Joey: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Mario Rogers: Good idea, Joey. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Joey: Fire?
 * Mario Rogers: No! Not--
 * (Mario Gets Blown Away)
 * Mario Rogers: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Johnson: Cadet Rogers, what is the meaning of this?
 * Mario Rogers: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Michael Robinson: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Matchy Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Mario Rogers: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Michael Robinson: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Johnson's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Ray)
 * Colonel Johnson: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Johnson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Johnson: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Michael Robinson: Your hat, Colonel Johnson.
 * Colonel Johnson: Thank you, Cadet Robinson.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Johnson: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Thornneck Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Lincoln: Excellent! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Leni: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Lori?
 * Lori: Yeah! Appetite. Mmm.
 * Lucy: Boo-yah! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Oh, I certainly hope so.
 * Lori: Oh, goody.
 * (Lori Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Clyde: Those overgrown flytraps are grabbing all the grub.
 * Tiara: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Thornneck? Can I?
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Of course, Tiara. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Tiara: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: See?
 * Clyde: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Lincoln: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Lucy: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Lucy Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Lucy: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Clyde: Here's some squash.
 * (Clyde Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Clyde: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Sam Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Sam: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Clyde: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Maika: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Emily Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Thank you, Emily.
 * Emily: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Clyde: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Kelsea: How much allowance do you have left, Maika?
 * Maika: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Kelsea: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Maika Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Clyde Yells as He Faints)
 * (Lincoln Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Her)
 * (Lincoln Yells): Eyes!
 * (The Eyes were Moon Spy Traps)
 * Lincoln: Eyes! Eyes!
 * Clyde: Rice? Where?
 * Lincoln: No. Eyes.
 * Clyde: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Lincoln: I did.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Hide)
 * Lucy: I don't see any eyes, Lincoln.
 * Clyde: You were hallucinating, Lincoln. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Lincoln Glares at Clyde)
 * (Kelsea Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Maika Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Maika: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Lori: Smells awesome.
 * Leni: Smells great.
 * Alice: Definitely.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Clyde: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Maika: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Gulp)
 * Clyde: Delicious.
 * Lincoln: Yeah. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
 * Emily: All right, coach.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Take a Peek)
 * Monstersylvia: So, the Thornneck Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Grim Taker: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into Thornneck's garden. (Giggles)
 * Monstersylvia: You have done well, my Grim Taker. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Monstersylvia, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Taker Laughing)
 * (Bat Flyers Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Ray Hits the Ball)
 * Mario Rogers: Nice spike, Ray. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Johnson Military to stay on top.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Joey: On the win with Johnson!
 * Colonel Johnson: That's the spirit, men!
 * Morty: Yes, sir!
 * (Mario Catches Ray as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Michael Robinson: No fair, Mario. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Johnson: Keep using your head, Rogers. I'm going over to Mrs. Thornneck's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Johnson Walking to Mrs. Thornneck's School)
 * (Colonel Johnson Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: All that exercise really loosened you up, Tiara, a little too much.
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, Mrs. Thornneck, it's me, Colonel Johnson.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Will you get the door for me, Maika?
 * Maika: You bat I will.
 * (Maika Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Johnson: Mrs. Thornneck? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Johnson Looks Shocked)
 * (Maika Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * Colonel Johnson: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Maika Changes Back into a Human)
 * Maika: Anything you say, Colonel Johnson.
 * Colonel Johnson: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Maika: Uh, up there. Mrs. Thornneck said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Johnson: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Johnson Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Johnson: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Johnson)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Ah, Colonel Johnson. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, Mrs. Thornneck, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Johnson Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornneck. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Oswald, the Butler Brings Mrs. Thornneck a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Johnson: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Oswald Pours Mrs. Thornneck a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Thornneck Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Johnson Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Oswald Wipes Mrs. Thornneck's Mouth)
 * Colonel Johnson: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Matchy Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Johnson: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Matchy's Head)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornneck. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Matchy Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Johnson: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Thornneck: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
 * (Oswald Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Lincoln and his Friends to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Lincoln, I want you to meet Colonel Johnson.
 * Colonel Johnson: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Lincoln: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Johnson Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Bad boy, Matchy!
 * (Matchy Grumbling)
 * Lucy: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Johnson: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Lincoln: Watches synchronized.
 * Clyde: Synchronized.
 * (Oswald Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Johnson: Check. Over and out.
 * Luan: Gee, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Lincoln.
 * Lincoln: What's the rush, Mrs. T? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Clyde: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Lori: But, Lincoln, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Lincoln: Why didn't you say so, Lori? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Kelsea Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Cheyenne Giggling)
 * (Kelsea Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Lincoln: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Clyde (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Cheyenne Howling)
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Maika.
 * Maika: Thanks a lot, Lincoln.
 * Tiara: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: You certainly are, Tiara. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Lucy: That's it, Emily. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Matchy Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Cheyenne Laughing)
 * Leo: Gee, Chey, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Leo Hits the Wall)
 * Cheyenne: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Leo: I'd say more into the wall.
 * (Lucy Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: You mean deep shrieking, Lucy. Show him, girls.
 * (Tiara Breathing)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Tiara Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Maika: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Maika Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Maika Flies By Lincoln)
 * (Lincoln Yells and Falls Back)
 * Lincoln: Oops.
 * (Matchy Growling)
 * (Lincoln Yells)
 * (Lincoln Runs Away, But Matchy Follows her)
 * Lucy: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Lincoln Yells)
 * (Matchy Blows Fire 4 Times at Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Lucy: Way to go, Lincoln. That's deep breathing.
 * (Lincoln is Running from Matchy): Yikes!
 * Lucy (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Thornneck Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Johnson, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Thornneck)
 * Mario Rogers: Get a load of that racket coming from the Thornneck place.
 * Michael Robinson: Whew. And I thought Johnson was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Morty: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Ray.
 * Ray: Aye, aye, Morty.
 * Morty: More weight.
 * Mario Rogers (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Ray: Attention!
 * (Ray Salutes but Drops the Sack on Morty who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Johnson: At ease, men.
 * (Mario, Michael, Joey, and Ray Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Morty)
 * Colonel Johnson: I said at ease, Morty.
 * Morty: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Johnson: I just wanna say that no Mortyer what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Mario, Ray, Michael, and Joey: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Johnson: Do you want this trophy to stay at Johnson Military School?
 * Mario Rogers: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Johnson Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Morty Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Morty: Those Thornneck Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Morty Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Clyde: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Tiara is Pumping Herself)
 * Lucy: Keep your chin up, girl. You mummy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Johnson Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Lori: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Lori.
 * Lincoln: You said it.
 * (Cheyenne Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Lincoln Loosens her Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Lori: Gee, Lincoln. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Lincoln's Neck Spins Out of Control as She Screams)
 * (Lincoln Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (She Rises her Head Out of the Water)
 * Clyde: This is not the time to go swimming, Lincoln. We have a volleyball game.
 * Lucy: But everyone says swimming is lots of fun, Clyde.
 * (Sharks Approach Lincoln)
 * Lucy: Oh, boy. And it looks like Lincoln is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Lincoln)
 * (Lincoln Screams in Terror): Clyde! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: Clyde! Help!
 * Clyde: Keep paddling, Lincoln! I'm on my way!
 * Lucy: Me, too!
 * Emily: Me, first. I love swimming.
 * (Lincoln Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Emily Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
 * (Emily Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * (Kelsea Jumps, Howling)
 * (Maika Chuckles): Oh, Kelsea. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Kelsea and Maika Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Kelsea Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Maika: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Leah: Come on, Leo. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Lincoln's Friends Jump in)
 * (Cheyenne Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Tiara: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Tiara Jumps Down)
 * Lucy: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Clyde?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Tiara Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Clyde: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Lisa: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Emily: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Maika: We're ready for those Johnson Cadets.
 * (Kelsea Howls): Go, Thornneck! (Howling)
 * (Cheyenne Laughing)
 * Tiara: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps See the Girls)
 * Monstersylvia: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Grim Taker?
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Monstersylvia: Excellent.
 * Luna: Here, Lori. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Monstersylvia and Grim Taker)
 * Lori (Off-Screen): Thanks, Luna. I needed that.
 * Monstersylvia: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
 * Grim Taker: Sorry, Monstersylvia.

The Volleyball Game/Thornneck All the Way:

 * (Mario Laughs): Look, guys, those Thornneck Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Matchy, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Matchy: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Maika: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Kelsea Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Lincoln: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Tiara: Thanks, Lincoln. (She Hops Away)
 * Joey: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Johnson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Thornneck. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Not yet. Al!
 * (Al Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Clyde: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Johnson: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Thornneck Bangs the Gong)
 * (Oswald Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Luna: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Johnson: Well, we need a referee.
 * Howard: You're looking at them. Luna, Howard, and Sam. We call 'em as we see 'em.
 * Mario Rogers: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Kelsea: No problem. (Howling)
 * Morty: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.
 * Lori: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Lori: Thanks. Heads.
 * Joey (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Lori: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Johnson: Affirmative. Thornneck serves first.
 * Luan, Sam, and Luan: Go, go, Thornneck!
 * Clyde: Give it all you got, Emily.
 * Emily: Okay, coach.
 * (Emily Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Mario and Morty)
 * Sam: Net ball!
 * Joey: I think it's a net loss.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Al, on the double.
 * (Al Fixes the Net)
 * Clyde: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Emily: Okay, coach.
 * (Emily Hits the Ball Again)
 * Kelsea: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Ray: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Luna: Point goes to Thornneck!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Thornneck's Point)
 * Luan: Go, go, Thornneck! (She Shakes Mrs. Thornneck's Hands While Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Johnson's Point)
 * Colonel Johnson: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Morty: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Morty Hits the Ball)
 * (Cheyenne Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Joey: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Michael Robinson: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Sam: That's a fowl. Johnson's point.
 * Johnson Cadets: On the win with Johnson!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Johnson's Point)
 * Tiara: We're never gonna win that trophy, Maika.
 * Maika: You bat we are! (Howls)
 * (Maika Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Mario Falls)
 * Luna: Nice spike, Maika!
 * (Maika Changes Back into a Human)
 * Maika: Thanks, Leni.
 * (Maika Goes to Mario and Takes the Ball)
 * Maika: Our serve, cadet.
 * Mario Rogers: I must be going batty.
 * Maika: Here, Tiara. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
 * (Tiara Hits the Ball)
 * Michael and Joey: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Tiara Hits it Again)
 * Michael and Joey: I've got it!
 * Tiara: I've got it!
 * (Michael and Joey Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Howard: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Thornneck's Point)
 * Kelsea: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Cheyenne: That's a howl, Kelsea! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Oh, Al!
 * (Al Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Al Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Okay, okay, a million flies.
 * (Al Remakes the Net)
 * Sam: Let's go, Thornneck!
 * Lincoln: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. Two, please.
 * Lucy: Make that three.
 * (Matchy Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Jimmy: Thanks, Matchy. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Mario Rogers: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Johnson Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Michael Robinson (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Morty (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Thornneck.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tiara Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Emily: That looks good, Tiara.
 * Mario Rogers: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Joey: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Tiara to Fly)
 * Tiara: Whoa!
 * Luna: Outta bounds.
 * (Tiara Still Flies)
 * Luna: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Mario)
 * Mario Rogers: Then it's Johnson's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Tiara)
 * Emily: Don't worry, Tiara. We'll get it back.
 * Mario Rogers: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Michael Hits the Ball)
 * Kelsea: It's all mine!
 * (Mario Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Kelsea: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Maika: I'll save it, Kelsea.
 * (Maika Spins Backwards)
 * Maika: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Johnson: On the win with Johnson!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Johnson's Point)
 * (Lincoln Eats the Hotdog)
 * Jimmy: Jinkies. This doesn't look good.
 * (Lucy Takes the Hotdog from Jimmy's Hand and Eats it)
 * Lucy: Tastes good.
 * Jimmy: We gotta catch up.
 * Lincoln: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Lincoln Puts Ketchup on Lucy's Hotdog)
 * Mario Rogers: Prepare for another hit, Michael, with our secret weapon.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.
 * (Lucy Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Michael who Hits the Ball)
 * Michael Robinson: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Mario)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Mario's Hand and Flies into Lucy's Mouth)
 * (Lucy Hiccups)
 * Mario Rogers: Nice work, Michael. Now our remote control is...
 * (Lucy Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Mario Rogers (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Johnson, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Johnson: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Lucy Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Johnson)
 * Lincoln: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Lucy?
 * Lucy: Right, Lincoln. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Lincoln, Who Falls)
 * (Kelsea Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Joey and Ray Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Thornneck's Point)
 * Morty: On the win with Johnson.
 * (Tiara Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Johnson's Point)
 * Colonel Johnson: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Mario Rogers: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Mario Hits the Ball)
 * Ray: Whoa.
 * (Emily Hits the Ball)
 * Ray: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Johnson: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Sam: But it hit in first. Thornneck's ball. Go, go, Thornneck!
 * (Matchy Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Sam was Waving)
 * Sam: Huh?
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Fly Up)
 * (Kelsea Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Michael and Joey)
 * Grim Taker: Those girls are strong, Monstersylvia.
 * Monstersylvia: Just like their parents, Grim Taker, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Thornneck's Point)
 * Lincoln: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Maika.
 * Maika: You bat I will.
 * Mario Rogers: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Morty.
 * Morty: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Maika Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Morty: Take that, you bat.
 * Tiara: I can't reach it!
 * Lucy: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Morty)
 * Morty: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Joey, Michael, Ray, and Mario)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Luna: That's out, Colonel, and so are you.
 * Howard: Match over.
 * Sam: And Thornneck wins the game.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Thornneck's Point)
 * (The Thornneck Girls Cheer)
 * (Maika, Cheyenne, and Emily Have Clyde)
 * (Tiara and Kelsea Have Lucy)
 * Maika: You were fang-tastic, coach.
 * Clyde: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Johnson.
 * Colonel Johnson: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Johnson and Gives it to Mrs. Thornneck)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Tiara. For your mummy case.
 * Tiara: Thanks, Mrs. Thornneck!
 * Mario Rogers: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Michael Robinson: We had the strategy.
 * Joey: We had the equipment.
 * Morty: But we still lost.
 * Ray: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Johnson: No moping, men. The Johnson code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Lucy Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Johnson on it)
 * (Lucy Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Johnson Bounces Away)
 * Mario Rogers: Looks like the Johnson code just got broken.
 * Michael Robinson: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Kelsea Howling)
 * Kelsea: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Tiara: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Lori: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Maika: It's only the biggest even of the Thornneck school year.
 * Clyde: Will there be food?
 * (Clincoln McCloud Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Maika: Oh, lots of goodies, Clyde. Mrs. Thornneck is in the kitchen right now.
 * Clyde: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Lincoln: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Thornneck Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Lincoln: Brownies?! Excellent!
 * Clyde: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Thornneck?
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Thanks, Clyde. I've already got one. But you three can lick the bowl.
 * Lincoln: Thanks.
 * Lucy: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Okay, Matchy. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Matchy: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Maika: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Clyde Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Clyde: You said it, Maika.
 * (Lincoln Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Lincoln: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Maika: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Clyde: Yikes!! There's itching in the kitchen, Lucy!
 * Lucy: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Cheyenne, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Cheyenne: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Clyde: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Lucy.
 * Lucy: Yeah.
 * Cheyenne: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Lincoln: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Maika: Everyone, Lincoln. My daddy, Dennis.
 * Lincoln: That's your daddy?
 * Maika: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Clyde: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Lucy. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Lucy: Help! (He Runs Away)
 * Clyde: Wait for me, Lucy!
 * Emily: Stop!
 * (Clyde and Lucy Skid to a Stop)
 * Emily: You've gotta meet Frodo Frankenteen.
 * Tiara: And Manfred Mummy.
 * Kelsea: Oh, don't forget Marcos Werewolf.
 * (Clyde and Lucy Keep Running Until Cheyenne Stops Them)
 * Cheyenne: And Hugo Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Clyde: Yikes!
 * (Lucy Jumps into Clyde's Arms)
 * Clyde: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Fathers)
 * Grim Taker (Off-Screen): Here they come, Monstersylvia.
 * (Marcos and Frodo Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dennis)
 * Grim Taker (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dennis: Let me cape you out of the rain, Manfred.
 * Manfred Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Monstersylvia: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Monstersylvia will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Bat Flyer Tries to Bite Monstersylvia's Hand)
 * (Monstersylvia Smacks the Flyer Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Lincoln, Clyde, Lucy, Emily, and Kelsea Playing Checkers)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * Emily: Dada!
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Kelsea: My papa's calling me.
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Clyde: Everyone's running off, Lucy. Why don't we?
 * Lucy: Uh-huh!
 * Clyde: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Gosh, Clyde, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Clyde: No, Lincoln.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Clyde: We should be safe now, Lucy.
 * Lucy: I hope so, Clyde.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): We have company, Lucy.
 * (Cheyenne Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Hugo Phantom: Chey's told me so much about you.
 * (Clyde and Lucy Scream)
 * (Clyde Holds Lincoln's Hand as He and Clyde Run)
 * Cheyenne (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
 * Lucy: Out here, guys.
 * (The Bats or Dennis and Maika Fly in)
 * Clyde: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Clyde Runs While Lucy, Holding Lincoln's Hand, Runs with her)
 * Lucy: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dennis Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: I'm so glad to see new blood at Thornneck.
 * Lucy: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Clyde: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dennis: Maika, these 2 are battier than we are.
 * Maika: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
 * Lucy: We were lucky, Clyde, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Clyde: Positively!
 * Lincoln: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Clyde Hugs Lincoln in Fear)
 * Clyde: I hope you're right, Lincoln.
 * (Clyde and Lucy Scream)
 * Emily: There they are, Dada!
 * Frodo Frankenstein: Come to Frankenteen.
 * Manfred Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Manfred Wraps Lincoln, Clyde, and Lucy)
 * Manfred Mummy: Who are you?
 * Lucy: I'm Lucy.
 * Lincoln: And I'm Lincoln Loud.
 * Clyde: Don't hurt Lucy, Manfred. It's all my fault we're here.
 * Manfred Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Marcos Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Marcos and Kelsea Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: That's the spirit, kids.
 * Lucy: Very good, right, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: It's an old Thornneck recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Clyde and Lucy Scratch)
 * Lincoln: Gee, Kelsea, what's that?
 * Kelsea: Something for my papa, Lincoln. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That's beautiful, Kelsea. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
 * Maika: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dennis: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dennis Changes into a Bat)
 * (Maika Puts the Robe on Dennis)
 * Maika (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
 * (Dennis Screeching)
 * Maika: See for yourself.
 * (Dennis Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Lucy: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dennis Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Matchy Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Maika: Don't feel left out, Matchy. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Matchy Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Emily: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Emily: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
 * (Frodo Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Emily. (He Pats Emily's Head)
 * Emily: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Tiara.
 * (Tiara Shows Manfred a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Tiara (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Manfred Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Tiara.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Cheyenne Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Cheyenne Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Oswald Plays the Drum)
 * Cheyenne: And 6 tentacles. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Look Outside)
 * Grim Taker: They're having fun, Monstersylvia.
 * Monstersylvia: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Cheyenne Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Hugo Phantom: Fantastic, Cheyenne.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Bravo!
 * (Kelsea Howls)
 * Count Dennis: It made my blood run cold.
 * Clyde: Let's give that hand a hand, Lucy.
 * (Lucy Smiles at Clyde)
 * (Cheyenne Shakes the Hand)
 * Cheyenne: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dennis: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Maika.
 * Maika: I know, Daddy.
 * Marcos Werewolf: The moon is going down, Kelsea. I'd better run, too.
 * Lucy: See you next Halloween.
 * Count Dennis: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Maika.
 * Lucy: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dennis: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That goes for Kelsea, too. (Howls)
 * (Frodo Grabs Clyde and Lucy by the Throat)
 * Frodo Frankenteen: Emily's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Frodo Puts them Down, and Manfred Picks Them Back Up)
 * Manfred Mummy: Take care of Tiara and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
 * (Manfred Puts them Down)
 * (Hugo Appears as Clyde and Lucy Gasp)
 * Hugo Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Hugo Leaves)
 * Lincoln: Bye, guys. Whoa, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Yeah, right.
 * Lucy: Well, there's nothing to be afraid of now, Clyde.
 * Clyde: Uh-huh.
 * Monstersylvia: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Monstersylvia Walks to the Bat Flyer)
 * Monstersylvia: Get ready to fly, little Bat flyer. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Monstersylvia Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Monstersylvia's Plan/Trip to Misty Mashup:

 * Monstersylvia: There's no time to waste, Grim Taker. Get cranking.
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Monstersylvia Has a Picture of Clyde)
 * Monstersylvia: This is your target.
 * (Bat Flyer Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Monstersylvia Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Flyer to See)
 * (Bat Flyer is Pleased)
 * Monstersylvia: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, Bat flyer, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Taker Laughing)
 * Monstersylvia: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Grim Taker: Y-Yes, Monstersylvia.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Lucy is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Bat Flyer)
 * (Lucy Yells): Clyde! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Clyde: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Lucy.
 * (Lucy Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Clyde, bat.
 * Clyde: Calm down, Lucy. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Clyde: See? See for yourself, Lucy. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Lucy: Okay, Clyde.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Bat Flyer is There)
 * Lucy: Clyde! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Clyde: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, man. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Lucy.
 * (Lucy Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Curled Up in the Window)
 * (Clyde Snoring)
 * (Bat Flyer Spies on Clyde)
 * (The Flyer Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
 * Monstersylvia's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Clyde: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Monstersylvia: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the Misty Mashup.
 * Clyde: Little girls... field trip... to the Misty Mashup.
 * Monstersylvia: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Clyde Giggling)
 * (Grim Taker Laughs and Stops)
 * Monstersylvia: Don't just stand there. Get to the Misty Mashup and set my traps.
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Johnson Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Michael, Ray, and Morty Wake up)
 * (Mario is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Mario)
 * Mario Rogers: Joey, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Joey: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Johnson: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Johnson: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Mario Rogers: I'll say. That's Misty Mashup.
 * (Cut to the Thornneck School)
 * Clyde: Good morning, Lucy. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Lucy: It is?
 * Clyde: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Lucy Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Lucy Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Lincoln Wakes Up)
 * Lincoln: You knocked, Lucy?
 * Clyde: Glad you're up, Lincoln. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Kelsea Howls): We will, Mrs. Thornneck.
 * Lucy: We're all ready to go.
 * Matchy: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Sorry, Matchy. You're staying home with me.
 * (Matchy Grumbling)
 * Clyde: Here we go, gang.
 * Emily: Bye, Mrs. Thornneck!
 * Tiara: Bye, Matchy!
 * Mrs. Thornneck: See you later, girls.
 * Matchy: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Lori: So, Clyde, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Clyde: Someplace scenic, Lori. Right here.
 * Lori: That's Misty Mashup.
 * Lincoln: Misty Mashup?!
 * Maika: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Lincoln: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, man!
 * Cheyenne: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Bat Flyers at Work:

 * Colonel Johnson: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this mashup.
 * Michael Robinson: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Ray)
 * (Mario Falls in the Mud)
 * Mario Rogers: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Johnson and Ray Walking Through the Mashup)
 * (Mario, Joey, Morty, and Michael Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Joey: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Morty: And dumb, too.
 * Tiara: What do we do now, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Well, now, uh, how about a jog through the mashup?
 * Emily: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Tiara: Wait for me, Emily.
 * Lincoln: And us, too.
 * (Lincoln Picks up Lori)
 * (Kelsea Howls): Race you across the mashup, Maika.
 * Maika: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Kelsea Jogging)
 * Kelsea: Aw, no fair, Maika. We're supposed to be jogging, not jetting.
 * (A Coil Trips Kelsea)
 * Grim Taker: Gotcha.
 * Kelsea: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Grim Taker Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Grim Taker.
 * Kelsea: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, Grim Taky.
 * (Grim Taker Grunts)
 * Kelsea: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Kelsea Gasps)
 * (The Bat Flyers Grab Kelsea)
 * Kelsea: Put me down little bats!
 * Grim Taker: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Thornneck (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Matchy?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Bat Stew)
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Why, my Bat Stew is ice cold. Matchy, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Matchy is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Lucy: Gee, Clyde, mashup jogging is fun.
 * (Matchy Hears Laughter Coming Through the Misty Mashup)
 * (Cut to Lincoln and his Friends Running on Stones)
 * Lucy: How'd you think of this place?
 * Clyde: I don't know, Lucy. In my dreams, I think. Yikes!
 * (Clyde Leaps into Lincoln's Arms)
 * Clyde: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Lincoln: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
 * Clincoln McCloud: Help!
 * Lori: Don't worry, Lincoln. Lori to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Lori: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on a Crocodile)
 * (Leni Grabs her)
 * Clyde: Nice going, Lori, but too late.
 * Lincoln: Guys!
 * Clyde: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Lynn: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Maika: Try swinging with me.
 * (Maika Grabs Lincoln and his Friends)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Maika Changes into a Human)
 * Clyde: Not too bat an escape, right, Lincoln?
 * Lincoln: Yeah, Clyde.
 * Leo: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Maika: I need some help myself. Kelsea must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Clyde: This mashup is a little bothering.
 * Lucy: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Lincoln: Yeah. (Gasps)
 * Maika: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Johnson Cadets are Walking)
 * Morty: Hey, what's that up there? This mashup has got bats!
 * Joey: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Michael Robinson: Negative. I think this is...
 * Mario Rogers: Quicksand!
 * Morty: What do we do now, Mario?
 * Mario Rogers: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative. Help!
 * Johnson Cadets: Help!
 * Emily: Sounds like those smart aleck Johnson Cadets.
 * Tiara: Maybe they're playing in the mashup, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Mario Rogers: Someone's coming.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative. It's those Thornneck Girls.
 * Joey: Quick! Help us out.
 * Tiara: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Michael Robinson: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Samuel: On the double!
 * Morty: If not sooner!
 * Alice: Well, Tiara, if they insist.
 * Tiara: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Emily Helps the Johnson Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Johnson Cadets Scream)
 * Joey: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.

Thornneck Girls Captured!:

 * Mario Rogers: Now we'd better find a way out of this mashup. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Matchy Comes by and Sniffs Mario's Foot, Snarling)
 * Mario Rogers: Retreat!
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Cheyenne: Marshes never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bat Flyers are Watching Cheyenne)
 * (Bat Flyers Laughing)
 * (Cheyenne Laughing): That's strange. Those eyes are watching me. What do I think I shall do? Oh, well. I think I shall investigate. (Laughing) I can see it.
 * (Flapping Wings Sound)
 * (Cheyenne is Grabbed by Bat Flyers)
 * Cheyenne: Hey! Let go of me!
 * Lucy: No sign of the girls, Lincoln.
 * Lincoln: Uh-oh.
 * Clyde: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this mashup.
 * Leah: Hold it, Clyde. Maybe Maika has good news.
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * Clyde: Does that mean you found Kelsea?
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * Clyde: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Lincoln Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Lincoln to Spin, and Sends her Flying)
 * Luna: There goes Lincoln, wanting to be first again.
 * (Lincoln Lands on Matchy, Who Snarls)
 * Lincoln: Oops!
 * (Matchy Spews Fire at her, and Chases her)
 * (Lincoln Screaming)
 * (Matchy Runs After her)
 * Clyde: I wish Lincoln would learn to not play with Matchy.
 * (Maika Looks Down, Sees Kelsea and Cheyenne Captured, and Screams)
 * Kelsea: Don't worry, Maika, we're here. Come down.
 * Cheyenne: We want to tell you something.
 * (Maika Flies Down)
 * Kelsea: Fly higher!
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * (The Bat Flyers Fly After Her)
 * Grim Taker: Don't let her escape!
 * (Maika Keeps Flying from the Bats)
 * Joey: Wow! Look up there!
 * (Morty Takes the Binoculars from Joey)
 * Joey: What a dog fight.
 * Morty: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
 * (Mario Takes the Binoculars from Morty)
 * Mario Rogers: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
 * (The Bat Flyers Get Knocked Out)
 * (Lincoln Hides in the Shack to Lose Matchy)
 * (Matchy Still Runs)
 * (Lincoln Snickering)
 * (Kelsea Taps on Lincoln's Shoulder)
 * Lincoln: Yikes! What's wrong, Kelsea?
 * Kelsea: Grim Taker is right behind you. Look out!
 * Cheyenne: Matchy will come back for her.
 * (Lincoln Gulps, and Walks Out)
 * (Grim Taker's Tentacles Grabs Lincoln)
 * Grim Taker: Gotcha!
 * Lincoln: Help!
 * Grim Taker: Monstersylvia does not like meddlers.
 * Lincoln: N-N-Not me!
 * (Lincoln Tries to Run Away from Grim Taker, when Fire Burns Grim Taker)
 * Grim Taker: Yeow!
 * (Matchy Blows Fire at Grim Taker)
 * (Grim Taker Screaming)
 * (Grim Taker Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Grim Taker: You two will pay for this!
 * (Matchy Becomes Lincoln's Friend)
 * (Lincoln Shakes Matchy's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Matchy Run)
 * Grim Taker: No one escapes the Grim Taker.
 * (Maika Hides in the Clouds)
 * (The Bat Flyers Can't Fire her Anywhere)
 * Tiara: Well, it's about time.
 * Emily: Where have you Thornneck girls been?
 * Cheyenne: Looking for you.
 * Kelsea: What's going on?
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * Emily: It's Maika.
 * Tiara: Something's wrong.
 * Emily: But we gotta get outta here.
 * (Emily and Tiara Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Bat Flyers)
 * Monstersylvia: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Thornneck Girls.
 * (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Monstersylvia)
 * (Maika Screeching)
 * (The Bat Flyers Finally Catch her)
 * (One of the Flyers Put the Earphones on Maika)
 * (Maika is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Rescue Mission:

 * (Maika is Struggling to Get Away)
 * Monstersylvia (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You cannot escape only me, Monstersylvia. Your will is strong, just like your father's, but my will is stronger. Don't escape!
 * (The Bat Flyers Take Maika to Castle Monstersylvia)
 * Clyde: Guys! Maika's getting bat-napped.
 * Lori: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
 * Leni: Don't worry, Lori. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
 * Lincoln: No. They're gone.
 * Lori: You don't mean Emily?
 * Lincoln: Yeah, she's toughest nail's Frankenstein's monster.
 * Marioa Schaeffer: And Chey?
 * Lincoln: Sure, she's the gang's fun-loving ghost.
 * Sandra: Not Tiara and Kelsea, too?
 * Lincoln: Exactly. She's the cute mummy and a werewolf who howls. And Maika, she was kidnapped.
 * Lucy: Maika? The Thornneck Girls are in trouble? Whoa! Oh, this is awful. They're kidnapped. What do we do now?
 * Lincoln: Follow that shack!
 * Clyde: Huh?
 * Sandra: I think Lincoln wants us to follow that shack.
 * Lincoln: That's what she said. Follow that shack.
 * Lucy: Say no more, Lincoln.
 * Luan: We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
 * Lincoln: Uh-huh.
 * Clyde: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
 * Mario Rogers: Looks like the Thornneck transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
 * Morty: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
 * Michael Robinson: However, the Johnson code says we help vehicles in distress.
 * Joey: Affirmative.
 * Mario Rogers: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
 * Morty: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
 * (Matchy Snarling)
 * Mario Rogers: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative.
 * Alice: Look, Lincoln, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
 * (Matchy Walks By and Winks at Lincoln, Smiling)
 * Clyde: Keep pushing. I'm putting the metal to the pedal.
 * (The Johnson Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
 * Clyde (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
 * Lucy: Come on! Get up, guys! The Thornneck Girls are in trouble!
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Come on, Lucy!
 * Lucy: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
 * Mario Rogers: That's a negative!
 * Morty: Yeah, get lost!
 * Lucy: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Drive Off)
 * (Colonel Johnson Appears)
 * Mario Rogers: Colonel Johnson, sir.
 * Colonel Johnson: Cadet Ray has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Rogers.
 * Mario Rogers: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
 * Colonel Johnson: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
 * Johnson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * (They Leave)
 * (Meanwhile, The Bat Flyers Take Maika Inside the Castle)
 * Lucy (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
 * Lori (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
 * Clyde: We'd need wings to get up there.
 * Lincoln: Leave it to us, Clyde.
 * (Scene Slides to Lincoln)
 * Lincoln: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
 * (The Traps were Set Up)
 * Matchy: Hey! What about me?
 * Lincoln: Make that a double charge for Lori and Matchy.
 * Matchy: Yeah!
 * Clyde: Are you sure this'll work, Lincoln?
 * Lincoln: I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
 * (Scene Fades to Lincoln her Friends, and Matchy on the Trap)
 * Lincoln: Fire away, Matchy!
 * (Matchy Lights the Fire)
 * (The Trap Flings them Up)
 * (Lincoln's Friends, Except for Lincoln Scream)
 * Lincoln: Whee! We'll be there in no time flat.
 * (They Land on the Wall Flat)
 * (Lincoln and Matchy Land on the Ground)
 * Clyde: You were right about the flat part, Lincoln.
 * Lincoln: Man, I'm sorry, guys.
 * Lucy: It's okay, Lincoln. (Giggles)
 * Monstersylvia: It's been too long since we had company, Grim Taker.
 * Grim Taker: I knew you'd be pleased, Monstersylvia.
 * Monstersylvia: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Grim Taker: But, Monstersylvia, what happens if your prisoners escape?
 * Monstersylvia: Don't upset yourself, Grim Taker. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to have my arms defeat them.
 * Grim Taker: Defeat them? Oh, how revolting.
 * Monstersylvia: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and get my army ready!
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia!

Mirror Monster Lucy:

 * Lucy: This pad is really locked, guys.
 * Lincoln: Matchy will take care of it. Won't you, Matchy?
 * (Matchy Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
 * (Matchy Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
 * Matchy: Huh?
 * Sam: Oh, no. This lock must be flame proof.
 * Lori: Allow me, Sam. Pick me up, Luna.
 * (Luna Picks up Lori, and Lori Uses a Key to Unlock the Door)
 * Lori: Bingo.
 * Luna: That's one talented key, Lori. (Laughs)
 * Lori: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Lincoln: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
 * Lucy: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
 * Clyde: Me, too, Lucy.
 * (Clyde and Lucy were Looking Through the Halls, Until Clyde Spots Something)
 * (Clyde Pulls the Sheet off and a Mirror is Shown)
 * (A Monster Version of Clyde Appears in the Mirror)
 * Clyde: Huh? (He Backs Away from it)
 * (He Tiptoes Quietly to Show his Reflection Again, and his Monster Form is Seen Again)
 * (Clyde Screams): Lucy!!
 * (He Runs to Get Lucy)
 * Lucy: What's the big idea, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Mirror Monster.
 * Lucy: Relax, Clyde. It's only a mirror.
 * (Lucy Looks at his Monster Reflection and Makes Funny Faces)
 * Lucy: See? It's just a silly reflection, like they have at the carnival.
 * Clyde: Sorry, Lucy.
 * Lucy: Makes you look weird, but it can't hurt you.
 * (Clyde Sees Someone Coming to Grab Lucy and Runs Away)
 * Lucy: Clyde, come baaaaaaaaaack!
 * (The Mirror Monster of Lucy Jumps Out)
 * (Lucy is Trapped in the Mirror)
 * Lucy: Hey! Let me outta here.
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Ohh... (Sinister Laughing)
 * Grim Taker: That's it. Monstersylvia likes a potion making. Hey, you there.
 * (Sandra Holds a Water Gun)
 * Sandra: How about a little water gun on your face?
 * (Sandra Sprays Grim Taker in the Face with Water)
 * Grim Taker: Oh, I'm getting wet. They'll soon be defeated for a second.
 * (Lisa Looks Around and Sees Lucy Trapped)
 * Lucy: Lisa, thank goodness. You have to tell Clyde that the me who's following him isn't me.
 * Lisa: Are you? Good. You were duplicated into a mirror-like monster like you, Lucy.
 * Lucy: Me? As a duplicator? Yes. Is it the witch of the web, Lisa?
 * Lisa: Correct. It's Monstersylvia. She makes the girls part of her evil team forever at midnight.
 * Lucy: Her evil team?! It can't be that bad. Lisa, go tell Lincoln's friends about Monstersylvia.
 * Lisa: As you wish.
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Snarling)
 * (He Scratches Clyde's Back Causing Clyde to Laugh)
 * Clyde: Cut it out, Lucy.
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Clyde.
 * Clyde: Yes, Lucy?
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: I'm after you.
 * (Clyde Screams): Y-Y-You're not Lucy.
 * (The Mirror Monster has Clyde's Shirt, and Clyde Puts it Back on his Body and then Runs Away)
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: You can't escape!
 * Clyde: Lucy!
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: He can't help you now. No one can help you now. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Clyde is Still Running from Mirror Monster Lucy)
 * Clyde: Help!
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Clyde: Help!
 * (Clyde Skids)
 * Clyde: Becky! Sandra! Help!
 * Sandra: Calm down, Clyde. We're here to help you.
 * Becky: With this disguise, of course.
 * Clyde: You are?
 * Becky: Hurry, Clyde. Fool the mirror monster.
 * Sandra: We'll fetch Lincoln's friends.
 * Clyde: Got it.
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Now, I've got you.
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Skids)
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: I've got--
 * (Clyde, Disguised as a Mummy, Mops the Floor as Becky and Sandra Ran off to Fetch Lincoln's Friends)
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Hey, did a big ugly boy go by here a minute ago?
 * Clyde: Ugly? Uh, I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Thanks.
 * Clyde: It worked. (Giggles)
 * (He Continues Mopping Until She Bumps into Mirror Monster Lucy)
 * Clyde: Oops!
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Snarling): You can't fool the Mirror Monster. (Snarling)
 * (Lori Yells)
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Snarling, Gets a Bucket Stuck on his Head)
 * Clyde: Help! Help!
 * Elaine: Sounds like Clyde's in trouble.
 * Matchy: Yeah.
 * (They Run Off)
 * Lucy: Elaine! Matchy! Geez, I've spent a lot of time in front of a mirror, but never this long behind it.
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Tries to Get the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Elaine: I'll help you get that off, Lucy. (Takes the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Thank you.
 * Elaine: Hey, you're not Lucy. And you look better with this on.
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Shakes it Off his Head and it Lands on Matchy's Head)
 * Elaine: Put me down, you Lucy imposter!
 * (Matchy Snarling)
 * Elaine: I'm warnin' ya. Put me down, or prepare to splat!
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: You don't scare me.
 * (Matchy Spews at the Mirror Monster Lucy)
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Screaming, and Runs Away)
 * Elaine: Gee, I think he got the message, Matchy. But just in case--
 * Matchy: Yeah. (Spews Fire at him Again)
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Screaming): I'm going! I'm going! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Elaine: Nice job, Matchy! Now we'd better find the real Lucy, and Clincoln McCloud.
 * Matchy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Mirror Monster Lucy: Ooh, it's too dangerous out here.
 * (Mirror Monster Lucy Jumps Back in the Mirror and Tosses Lucy Outside)
 * Lucy: Jeez! It's about time.

Dino-Dweller:

 * (Lincoln Walks By Quietly)
 * (She Then Hears a Noise)
 * Lincoln: Uh-oh.
 * (The Wall Slides Back with Lincoln)
 * Elaine: Gee, I thought I heard something.
 * Monstersylvia: What are you doing in here?
 * (Lincoln Gulps)
 * Monstersylvia: Are you looking for the bathroom?
 * Lincoln: Uh-huh.
 * Monstersylvia: Then it's right over there.
 * Lincoln: Thank you, Monstersylvia.
 * (She Throws the Mop at Grim Taker)
 * Grim Taker: There's something funny about that woman.
 * Monstersylvia: Stop dawdling, Grim Taker. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
 * Grim Taker: Deadly nightshade.
 * (Monstersylvia Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
 * Monstersylvia: Powdered newt.
 * Grim Taker: Powdered newt.
 * Monstersylvia (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Grim Taker: Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Monstersylvia (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
 * Grim Taker (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
 * (Grim Taker's Tentacles Grabs Lincoln's Leg)
 * Grim Taker: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
 * Lincoln: Whoops!
 * Grim Taker: It's that meddling girl of the Thornneck's.
 * Monstersylvia: She's too stupid to have come alone.
 * Lincoln: Stupid?
 * Monstersylvia: Dispose of her, and any of her foolish friends.
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia.
 * (Scene Fades to Lori and Leni Searching)
 * Lucy: Guys. Oh, boy. I'm so glad we found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before we get killed. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bat news.
 * Lori: We'd love to. We're trying to find a way to Monstersylvia's room.
 * Lucy: Oh. What a freedom development this is.
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Lucy: Oh, no! Sounds like Lincoln needs us more than we do. (He Runs Off)
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Clyde: That's Lincoln, and she's in trouble. Hang on, Lincoln! I'm coming!
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Lucy: We're coming, Lincoln!
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Clyde: I'm right behind you, Lucy!
 * Lincoln (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Grim Taker: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
 * Lincoln: Help! Fellas!
 * Clyde: Put my wife down, you big meanie!
 * Grim Taker: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Taker Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
 * Lori: Oh, no! I'm beginning to get the idea.
 * Grim Taker: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
 * (Grim Taker Drops Lincoln)
 * (Lincoln Yells)
 * (SPLASH)
 * Clyde: Hey! You can't do that to my wife.
 * Grim Taker: Don't worry. You'll be joining her.
 * (Grim Taker Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Door Opens Wider)
 * (Lincoln's Friends, and Matchy Fall in the Water)
 * (SPLASH)
 * (Grim Taker Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
 * Clyde: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
 * Grim Taker: So does the giant Will Dwayne.
 * Lori: Dino-Dweller?
 * Leni: Lori! Look!
 * (Dino-Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Dino-Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Lori: Jinkies! I think this Dino-Dweller doesn't mean well, Georgie!
 * Leni: Uh-huh!
 * (Leni and Lori Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
 * (Dino-Dweller Surrounds Them)
 * Luna: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Matchy.
 * (Matchy Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
 * (Matchy Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
 * Lori: Jinkies! What time for his pilot light to go out.
 * (Dino-Dweller Surrounds Them)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (Cut to Johnson Military School)
 * Michael Robinson (Off-Screen): Mario, I can't sleep.
 * Joey (Off-Screen): Me, either.
 * Mario Rogers: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Thornneck Girls.
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative. It's the Johnson code to help ladies in distress.
 * Morty: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
 * Mario Rogers: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
 * Michael and Joey: Affirmative!
 * (The Johnson Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Thornneck Girls)
 * (Meanwhile, at Castle Monstersylvia)
 * Monstersylvia: Did you take care of that girl and her friends?
 * Grim Taker: The Dino-Dweller will make quick work of them.
 * Monstersylvia: Good. Now send out the flyers. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Dino-Dweller Laughing)
 * Lynn: Oh, no! This is not the time for games, Lincoln.
 * Lincoln: I hope he'll play ball with me, Lynn. (She Throws the Ball to the Dino-Dweller)
 * Dino-Dweller: Huh?
 * Lincoln: Your turn, Matchy.
 * (Matchy Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Lucy's Head)
 * Lincoln: That's it, Lucy.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Dino-Dweller Hits the Ball)
 * Lincoln: Nice shot, Mr. Dino-Dweller.
 * Lynn: I hope you're gonna let him win, Lincoln. This guy looks like a sore loser.
 * Lincoln: Come on, Lucy. Hit it high.
 * (Lucy Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Dino-Dweller to Reach)
 * Clyde: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Matchy Follows)
 * Alice: It's like an elevator, right, Sam?
 * Sam: Yeah.
 * (Dino-Dweller Catches the Ball)
 * Clyde: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Lincoln Checks her Watch)
 * Lincoln: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
 * (Her Watch Has Lucy on it)
 * Monstersylvia: Prepare my Bat Flyers, Grim Taker. The potion is ready.
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia.
 * (Grim Taker Pulls the Lever)
 * Monstersylvia: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be imprisoned.
 * (Grim Taker Laughs as He Pulls the Other Lever)
 * Grim Taker: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
 * (Bat Flyers Laugh)
 * Cheyenne: It doesn't look good, guys. I've been watching all day, and I haven't seen Lincoln or her friends.
 * Tiara: Oh, Lincoln. Please hurry.
 * Joey: I'm picking up bats.
 * Mario Rogers: Any visual siting?
 * Joey: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
 * Michael Robinson: Castle Monstersylvia!
 * Mario Rogers: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

Secret Passageway/Freeing the Thornneck Girls:

 * Lucy: Are you sure this is how you got into Monstersylvia's lair, Lincoln?
 * Lincoln: I think so.
 * Clyde: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
 * Lucy: There's no time. It's midnight!
 * Lori: Don't worry, Lucy. Me and Leni will break down the door.
 * (Leni and Lori Pick up Lucy)
 * Lucy: Are you sure about this?
 * (Leni Chuckles): Sure, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
 * (Leni and Lori Use Lucy as a Battering Ram, and Batter Down the Door)
 * Lucy: B-B-Boo-yah. Talk about an un-headache.
 * Lori: You said it.
 * (The Thornneck Turn Around and See Lori and Lucy)
 * Maika: Look! It's Lori and Lucy.
 * Cheyenne: I don't believe it. Here we are, guys!
 * Lucy: Don't worry, girls. You're okay. We're gonna get out of there. Lori, get the bars.
 * (Lori Bends the Bars, Freeing the Girls)
 * Lincoln and his Friends: Wow!
 * Lincoln: The plan worked!
 * Maika: Now, let's get to Monstersylvia's lair and stop Monstersylvia.
 * Lincoln and his Friends: Right!
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Charge Up to Monstersylvia's Lair)

Final Battle:

 * (Clock Chimes Midnight)
 * Monstersylvia: The time has come.
 * (The Spell Goes Wrong)
 * Monstersylvia: What the devil is going on here?
 * (Lori Runs Out of the Dungeon)
 * Monstersylvia: Grim Taker.
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia?
 * Monstersylvia: Did you know there was a twerp who freed the girls? Did you? Did you?
 * (Grim Taker Shakes his Head "No")
 * Monstersylvia: There was a TWERP who freed the girls! Now, you quit playing around, and do your job, you potato eyed ninny!
 * Grim Taker: Yes, Monstersylvia.
 * Monstersylvia: Hey, what happened to my cage?
 * (The Thornneck Girls were Hid Behind a Wall)
 * Monstersylvia: Must be here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and go. There are some small spiders here. Someone there who would try not to fool me!
 * (Water Rushes Down the Waterfall)
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Tiptoe Quietly)
 * Lincoln: Okay, girls, try to distract the one-eyed mutant who has advantage to chase you.
 * Tiara: Right, Lincoln.
 * Grim Taker: Looking for me?
 * Tiara: Oh, my!
 * (Grim Taker Begins to Chase Tiara, but Hits his Head)
 * (Tiara Looks at Grim Taker)
 * Tiara: That'll teach him.
 * Lori: Wow, that's awesome, Tiara!
 * Tiara: Thanks, Lori. He's no match for us.
 * Cheyenne: Now it's my turn to be ready.
 * Grim Taker: That's what you think, phantom!
 * (Grim Taker Sees Cheyenne)
 * Cheyenne: Whoa!
 * (Grim Taker Tries to Jump at Cheyenne, but Misses)
 * Monstersylvia: Well, there's more than one way to make a new spell. (Sinister Chuckle)
 * Mario Rogers: Don't worry, girls. We'll help you.
 * (Morty Drops a Water Balloon on a Bat Flyer)
 * Morty: Direct hit!
 * Michael Robinson: Affirmative, Morty. You're batting a thousand.
 * Kelsea: You came to help us! Thanks!
 * Tiara: You're a big help.
 * Grim Taker: Not for long.
 * (Grim Taker Tries to Attack Kelsea, but Kelsea)
 * (Kelsea Bites Grim Taker's Tentacles, Causing Grim Taker to Scream in Pain)
 * (Kelsea Rushes to the Other Girls)
 * Kelsea: That creep was too much of a pain in the neck.
 * (Maika Fights off the Bat Flyers)
 * (Emily Grabs the Bat Flyers, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
 * Tiara: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
 * Monstersylvia: Get out of my way or else!
 * Lincoln: You can't tell Lincoln Loud what to do.
 * Monstersylvia: Then watch what I can do to you.
 * (Monstersylvia Turns Lincoln into a Frog)
 * Clyde: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Lincoln?
 * (Lincoln Croaks)
 * (She Hops Until Monstersylvia Catches her)
 * Monstersylvia: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you brats do what I say!
 * Lisa: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, Clyde.
 * Clyde: Matchy, stop Grim Taker.
 * Matchy: Yeah.
 * (Grim Taker Looks for the Girls)
 * (Matchy Shows Up)
 * Grim Taker: You're no match for me.
 * (Matchy Blows Fire at Grim Taker)
 * Grim Taker: I mean, I'm no match for you.
 * (Grim Taker Runs Away)
 * (Monstersylvia Laughing): Yeah.
 * (Grim Taker Accidentally Runs Up to Monstersylvia)
 * Monstersylvia: Get off of me! Grim Taker, what are you-- Wha--
 * (Harold Tips Monstersylvia into the River)
 * (Monstersylvia and Grim Taker Fall in the Water)
 * Luna: That was great, Harold.
 * (Harold Chirps Agreement)
 * (The Alligators See Monstersylvia)
 * Monstersylvia: Grim Taker! Grim Taker, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
 * Grim Taker: Sorry, Monstersylvia.
 * (Monstersylvia Sees the Alligators)
 * Monstersylvia: No! No! Back!
 * (Sam See Monstersylvia's Wand)
 * Sam: Tiara, the wand!
 * (Tiara Twirls her Bandage like a Lasso)
 * Tiara: I'll get that wand, Sam.
 * (Tiara Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
 * (Tiara Runs to Lincoln with the Wand)
 * Tiara: I want our Lincoln Loud back!
 * (Tiara Turns Lincoln Back into a Human)
 * Lincoln: Thanks, Tiara.
 * Clyde: Hey, Tiara changed Lincoln back to her human self.
 * Monstersylvia: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
 * (Cut to the Waterfall)
 * Monstersylvia: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
 * (The Alligators Swim Back)
 * Monstersylvia: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Monstersylvia the Witch of the Web! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Taker Waves Goodbye at Monstersylvia)
 * (Monstersylvia Looks Back and Sees the Waterfall)
 * (Monstersylvia Screaming, and Tries to Swim Away, but Fails)
 * Monstersylvia: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (She Falls to her Death Down the Waterfall, Never to Be Seen Again)
 * Wendy: She's gone forever, guys. Well done.
 * Linda: Yeah.
 * Jeff: Totally.
 * Tiara: What are you gonna do with that wand, Emily?
 * Emily: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
 * (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
 * (Explosion)
 * (The Bat Flyers Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
 * Emily: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
 * Kelsea: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
 * (Maika Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
 * Lori: I think we're all out of time.
 * Leni: Yeah.
 * Mario Rogers: Negative. Johnson will save the day. Hop aboard.
 * Morty: Roger.
 * (Lincoln, her Friends, and the Thornneck Girls Climb Aboard)
 * (The Castle Explodes to Nothing)
 * Leni: Oh, my! Looks like Monstersylvia's gonna need a re-decorator.
 * Lori: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
 * Mario Rogers: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Emily: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the mashup?
 * Tiara: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Joey: I'll never understand girls.
 * Ray: Especially Thornneck Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Thornneck Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Lucy: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Monstersylvia's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Lucy Rap. Over there is Daddy Den who's glad to have her girl again, and all the guys from Johnson a day are here to dance the night again. And there's Mrs. T with Colonel D grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Johnson Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Thornneck)
 * Lucy: And Morty's with Emily Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Chey really does her thing, a dance for two, the Chey fling. Lincoln and his friend Clyde are always in a junky con.
 * Clyde: Great party, Mrs. T.
 * Lincoln: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Clyde: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Thornneck: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Clyde: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in Minnesota.
 * Lincoln: Yeah, Michigan.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Run)
 * Lucy: Gee, we'd better do like Lincoln Loud, and skidoo.
 * (Lucy Gives Matchy High Five, and He and Lincoln's Friends Leave)
 * (Clincoln McCloud Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Lincoln's Friends Run Out, Too)
 * (Lincoln Drives Away)
 * Lori: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Clincoln McCloud Look Back)
 * Thornneck Girls: Goodbye.
 * Lincoln: Let's give 'em a real Thornneck goodbye, huh, Clyde?
 * Clyde: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (Lincoln and her Friends Howl with Clyde)
 * (Lincoln, and her Friends Drive Back to Royal Woods)
 * (Screen Fades Black)