Coiny's Adventures: Humanized!/Transcript

Royale Empire:

 * [train chugging]
 * Leafy: Hoo-wee! Your very first prince summit. You must be over the moon, Coiny.
 * Coiny: Oh, I am excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
 * Lollipop: You're 'nervicited'! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "YAY ME!!" But you also wanna curl up in a teeny-tiny ball and hide at the same time! We've all been there!
 * Ice Cube: I'm there almost every day.
 * Leafy: You've got no reason to fret, Coin. Everything's gonna be just–
 * Tree: Coiny! Oh, sorry, darling, but I just realized you're not wearing your crown. You haven't forgotten it back in Goiky, have you?
 * Coiny: It's in my bag. Just feel a little self-conscious about wearing it. Haven't really gotten accustomed to these yet, either.
 * Tree: You are a prince now, Coiny. Embrace it! I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing.


 * [horn fanfare]
 * Avocado: His highness, Prince Coiny!
 * Prince Cake: [laughs] Coiny! I haven't seen you since the coronation!
 * Prince Firey: We have so much to discuss. But it can wait until tomorrow. You all look tired from your journey. Now, off to bed, all of you.
 * [excited conversation]


 * Coiny: [sigh]
 * Pin: What's wrong, Coiny?
 * Coiny: I don't know, Pin. I'm just... worried, I guess. Prince Cake was given the Royale Empire to rule over. What if, now that I'm a prince, Firey expects me to lead a kingdom of my own?
 * Pin: That would be awesome!
 * Coiny: No, it would not! Just because I have this crown and these wings, it doesn't mean I'll be a good leader!
 * Pin: Aw, sure ya will, Coiny. Now c'mon, you should get some shut-eye. Big day tomorrow! [sigh]
 * Coiny: [grunts] Can't... tuck...! [grunts]
 * [twang]
 * Coiny: Just trying to get comfortable! Ugh!

The element of magic is stolen:

 * [crickets chirping]
 * [hoofsteps]
 * [door creaks]
 * Pin: [snoring]
 * Grass: Ugh!
 * Pin: Huh? What?
 * Coiny: [yawns] My crown! She's got my crown! Stop! Thief! She's stolen my crown!
 * Rest of main cast: [gasps]
 * Coiny: Stop! [grunts]
 * [clatter]
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * Coiny: What did you do with my crown?
 * Grass: Sorry it had to be this way... Prince.
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * Marker: Who was that?

Take the portal:

 * Prince Firey: Grass. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Coiny. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to her stealing your crown.
 * Pin: She replaced Coiny's with this one.
 * Prince Firey: I suppose Grass thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after your crown and Element of Harmony.
 * Coiny: But I don't understand. Where did she go? Where did she take the crown?
 * Prince Firey: You'll soon know more about this place than even I do.


 * Prince Loser: This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons.
 * Lollipop: Sparkly!
 * Prince Loser: It has always been kept in the throne room of Canterlot Castle. But when Prince Cake took over the Crystal Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over.
 * Prince Firey: [sigh] I had always hoped that Grass would someday use it to return, to come back to Equestria seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened.
 * Prince Cake: Coiny, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Equestria is left without one of its most important means of defense.
 * Prince Loser: Your crown does not belong in the place Grass now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves.
 * Prince Firey: You understand the importance of your task?
 * Coiny: Of course.
 * Prince Firey: Good. Then you must go at once.
 * Coiny: [sigh]
 * Flower: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's going, we're going with her.
 * Lollipop: [squee]
 * Flower: Right, girls?
 * Lollipop: Oooh! I'm so 'nervicited'!
 * Tree: You do realize that's not a real word, right?
 * Prince Firey: I'm afraid I can't let you go.
 * Flower: What?! Why not?!
 * Prince Firey: Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Coiny to get the crown back from Grass. This is something Prince Coiny must do alone.
 * Prince Loser: Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return.
 * Rest of main cast: [remarks of encouragement] Pin, NO!
 * Coiny: Whoa! Aaaah!
 * Pin: [yelping]