Pucca, Pitch, and Potch get in dead meat

"This is for bad users who keep editing my parodies without permission."

- Alex Bratten

Plot
Alex Bratten, a dedicated and strict teacher, announces Behavior Card Day to his class. The students are excited and curious about the outcome. Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, known troublemakers, make fun of the concept, causing Alex to reprimand them.

Alex proceeds to explain the different cards and their corresponding rewards or consequences. Gold cards signify graduation, green cards grant a year off, and blue cards provide 100 days of freedom. The excitement builds as each student discovers their fate.

Steve, Joe, Josh, and Blue receive gold cards and are praised by Alex for being his favorite students who brought joy by emulating Blue's Clues. They are congratulated and sent to the principal's office to celebrate their success.

Dora and Diego rejoice as they both receive green cards, acknowledging their contribution in teaching Spanish. Alex commends them and instructs them to collect their rewards from the principal's office.

Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming are thrilled to discover their blue cards. Alex appreciates their teamwork and sends them to claim their 100 days off.

Kai-Lan and Wubbzy are delighted with their pink cards, granting them 90 days of relaxation. They are encouraged to visit the principal's office to receive their rewards.

Oswald and Franklin proudly present their violet cards, earning them 70 days off. Alex acknowledges their status as beloved childhood book characters and sends them to collect their rewards.

Boots and Lucy from 64 Zoo Lane celebrate their magenta cards, which grant them 60 days off. Alex appreciates their achievements and instructs them to visit the principal's office.

Tommy and D.W. happily display their cyan cards, entitling them to 50 days off. Alex praises their dynamic duo and directs them to the principal's office.

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jenny Wakeman receive turquoise cards, providing them with 40 days off. Alex commends their accomplishments and sends them to claim their rewards.

Moose A. Moose, Zee, and Face express their joy upon receiving chartreuse cards, granting them 30 days off. Alex recognizes their roles as beloved mascots and sends them to the principal's office.

Barney, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles celebrate their aquamarine cards, rewarding them with 20 days off. Alex appreciates their contribution and sends them to collect their rewards.

Thomas the Tank Engine proudly shows his light blue card, entitling him to 10 days off. Alex commends his usefulness and directs him to the principal's office.

Emily Elizabeth receives a white card, signifying no change in her status. She finds an empty seat in the classroom.

Lincoln Loud receives a yellow card, indicating a minor issue. Alex reassures him that there will be no detention, only a talk after school, and advises him to visit the principal's office.

Timmy Turner displays his marigold card, leading to a 5-minute detention. Alex assures Timmy that the principal won't be too harsh and guides him to the office.

Arnold Shortman reveals his mustard card, resulting in a 10-minute detention. Alex directs Arnold to the principal's office.

Ryder, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest are dismayed by their orange cards, signifying a 30-minute detention. Alex expresses his disapproval of their show's resemblance to The Wonder Pets and sends them to the principal's office for detention.

Milli, Geo, and Bot receive tan cards, indicating a 70-minute detention. Alex criticizes their disruptive behavior, including singing songs during class, and instructs them to report to the principal's office for detention.

In the vibrant world of the Bubble Guppies, Molly, Gil, Goby, Deema, Oona, and Nonny find themselves in a state of shock. They have all received tan cards, indicating trouble. Alex Bratten, their exasperated teacher, wastes no time in scolding them for their disruptive behavior. Farting in class, yelling, disregarding rules, stealing, and even allegations of drug use have landed them in hot water. With a stern command, Alex sends them off to the principal's office for a 70-minute detention.

Among the sea of troubled guppies, Baby Shark stands out, believing his sunset orange card may indicate a lesser punishment. However, his hopes are dashed when Alex reveals that he, too, has earned a 90-minute detention. The incessant singing of the popular Baby Shark theme song has grated on Alex's nerves, causing annoyance among both the teacher and fellow students.

Peppa Pig, beloved by many, is devastated to find herself in possession of a red orange card. Alex wastes no time in announcing her suspension for a whole month. Her mischievous and stubborn nature has finally caught up with her, resulting in this severe consequence.

The magical twin duo, Shimmer and Shine, can't believe their misfortune as they reveal their red cards. Alex's frustration is palpable as he informs them of their 10-month suspension. He dismisses their show as mediocre and overly girly, deeming it unfit for the classroom.

Julius Jr., a playful monkey, is disheartened to learn of his maroon card, which leads to a staggering 30-month suspension. Alex deems his antics and disruptions in the classroom to be intolerable, warranting such a lengthy punishment.

Cocomelon, the popular nursery rhyme channel, receives a scarlet card, much to their dismay. Alex declares a 50-month suspension, expressing his annoyance at their videos, which he perceives as an irritant rather than an educational resource.

Annoying Orange, as expected, faces consequences for his behavior with a brick red card. Alex reveals a whopping 70-month suspension, citing the constant annoyance caused by the talking fruit. It seems that Annoying Orange has pushed the boundaries too far this time.

Loonette the Clown, known for her cheerful and energetic demeanor, receives a chestnut card, leading to a staggering 90-month suspension. Alex accuses her of forcing people to watch her show, which he dismisses as frivolous and unworthy of attention.

Corn and Peg, two adventurous characters, are shocked to see their fuzzy wuzzy brown cards. Alex's frustration reaches its peak as he screams that they are suspended for a staggering 100 months. The reason for their punishment remains unclear, but it seems that their behavior has crossed a line.

Ryan, known for his educational content, receives a gray card, resulting in an indefinite suspension for the remainder of the year. Alex expresses his displeasure with Ryan's show, finding it mediocre and insisting that he has forced others to watch it against their will.

The mischievous trio, Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, reveal their black cards, causing them to break down in tears. Alex's anger boils over as he berates them for sneaking into Dora and Blue's parodies. He swiftly expels them from the school, leaving them with no option but to report to the principal's office immediately.

Their arrival at the principal's office is met with further disappointment as FictionRulez, the principal, reprimands them for their behavior. Pucca, Pitch, and Potch's black cards elicit a shocking reaction, resulting in their expulsion from the school. Their devastated cries fill the room as they face the consequences of their actions.

Upon returning home, the repercussions of their misbehavior continue. NR1&GLAFan2004, presumably their guardians, express their outrage and ground them for a staggering 1,974 days. With stern voices, they order the trio to retreat to their rooms indefinitely.

Asmit005, presumably another authority figure, adds to the punishment by imposing a strict grounding on Pucca, Pitch, and Potch. The gravity of their actions is evident as they are banished to their rooms, never to come out again.

With tear-filled eyes, the three troublemakers realize the extent of their mistakes. Their expulsion from school and the consequences at home mark the end of their mischief-filled journey.

The End.

Transcript

 * Alex Bratten: Okay, class. Today is behavior card day, which means you'll get which card you get from good to bad. We'll take this white card as an example.
 * Pucca: (laughs), it is just a stupid sheet of paper!
 * Pitch: I know, right?
 * Potch: It's hilarious!
 * Alex Bratten: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, shut up! That is not funny!
 * (Alex pulls out the cards)
 * Alex Bratten: So, if your card is gold, that means you graduate forever. If your card is green, you get a whole year off. If your card is blue, you get to have 100 days off. If your card is pink, you get 90 days off. If your card is purple, you get 80 days off. If your card is violet, you get 70 days off. If your card is magenta, you get 60 days off. If your card is cyan, you get 50 days off. If your card is turquoise, you get 40 days off. If your card is chartreuse, you get 30 days off. If your card is aquamarine, you get 20 days off. If your card is light blue, you get 10 days off. If your card is white, nothing happens. If your card is yellow, you are in a tiny bit of trouble, no detention, just a talk after school. If your card is marigold, you only have detention for 5 minutes. If your card is mustard, you only have detention for 10 minutes. If your card is orange, you have detention for 30 minutes. If your card is burnt orange, you have detention for 50 minutes. If your card is tan, you have detention for 70 minutes. If your card is sunset orange, you have detention for 90 minutes. If your card is red orange, you're suspended for 1 month. If your card is red, you're suspended for 10 months. If your card is maroon, you're suspended for 30 months. If your card is scarlet, you're suspended for 50 months. If you're card is brick red, you're suspended for 70 months. If you're card is chesnut, you're suspended for 90 months. If you're card is fuzzy wuzzy brown, you're suspended for 100 months. If your card is gray, you're suspended for the rest of the year. Now pay attention to this card, this card is a supra, ultra, mega evil one: If your card is black, then you are in dead meat and expelled from this school. Here are the cards.
 * Steve: Yes! Me, Joe, Josh, and Blue got gold cards!
 * Joe: Thank you, Mr. Bratten, you are the best!
 * Josh: That means we graduate forever!
 * Blue: (Barks Yeah!)
 * Alex Bratten: Congratulations, Steve, Joe, Josh, and Blue! You four have been my best favorite students in my class! You guys made my childhood very amazing by showing people how to play Blue's Clues. You four graduate forever. Go to the principal's office and make him proud. I am going to miss all four of you.
 * Dora: Yay! I got a green card!
 * Diego: I got a green card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, Dora and Diego! You two have been the awesome students I've had in my class. You two taught people how to do Spanish. You both get a whole year off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Pablo: Hooray! Me, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming got blue cards!
 * Linny: You're so amazing, Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: Great job, Backyardigans and Wonder Pets! You guys have been my favorite heroes in my class. You guys had some amazing teamwork. You guys get 100 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your awards.
 * Kai-Lan: Yes! Me and Wubbzy got pink cards!
 * Wubbzy: Wow, wow! That's so cool!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Kai-Lan and Wubbzy! You both get to have 90 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Oswald: Yay! I got a purple card!
 * Alex Bratten: Well done, Oswald! You get to have 80 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Little Bear: Wow! I got a violet card!
 * Franklin: I got a violet card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Little Bear and Franklin! You two have been my favorite childhood book characters! You get 70 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Boots: Yes! I got magenta!
 * Lucy: I got magenta, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Boots and Lucy from 64 Zoo Lane! You both get 60 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Tommy: Yes! Me and D.W. got cyan cards!
 * D.W.: You're the best teacher, Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Tommy and D.W.! You two have been my favorite couple of all time. You both get 50 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * SpongeBob: Yes! I got a turquoise card!
 * Patrick: Me, too!
 * Jenny Wakeman: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jenny Wakeman! You guys get to have 40 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Moose A. Moose: Oh, yes! Me, Zee, and Face got chartreuse!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Moose, Zee, and Face! You three have been my favorite Nick Jr. and Noggin mascots from my childhood. You guys get 30 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Barney: Wahoo! Me, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles got aquamarine!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Barney, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles! You all get to have 20 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Thomas: Yes! I got a light blue card!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Thomas the Tank Engine! You were a really useful engine to other students. You get to have 10 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Emily Elizabeth: I got a white card.
 * Alex Bratten: Okay, Emily Elizabeth. Nothing happens to you. So you may find an empty seat.
 * Lincoln Loud: Aw, man. I got a yellow card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm so sorry, Lincoln Loud. You are in a tiny bit of trouble. But don't worry, no detention. Just a talk after school. Go to the principal's office and I'm sure he won't be mad.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, no. I got a marigold card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Timmy Turner. You only have detention for 5 minutes. But don't worry, the principal won't be very mad. Go to his office.
 * Arnold: Oh, no. I got a mustard card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Arnold Shortman. You only have detention for 10 minutes. Go to the principal's office.
 * Ryder: Hey, no fair! Me, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest all got orange cards.
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Ryder, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest. You all have detention for 30 minutes. Your show ripped off The Wonder Pets which was better than your dumb PAW Patrol show. Go to the principal's office to recieve your detention.
 * Milli: Hey! I got a burnt orange card!
 * Geo: Me, too!
 * Bot: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Milli, Geo, and Bot. You three have detention for 50 minutes. You guys keep singing your annoying theme song which keeps annoying the class. Go to the principal's office and I hope you three learn your lesson.
 * Molly: What the heck?! Me, Gil, Goby, Deema, Oona, and Nonny got tan cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Bubble Guppies! You all have detention for 70 minutes. You guys keep doing stupid stuff like farting in class, yelling at me, not following the rules, stealing things, and doing drugs. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Baby Shark: Hey! My card is sunset orange!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Baby Shark. You have detention for 90 minutes. You keep singing your dumb theme song which annoys me and the other students. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Peppa Pig: Oh, no! I got a red orange card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Peppa Pig! You're suspended for 1 month! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Shimmer: No, no, no, no, no! Me and Shine got red cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Shimmer and Shine! You two are suspended for 10 months! Your show was way too mediocre and girly! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Julius Jr.: Oh, no! I got a maroon card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Julius Jr.! You're suspended for 30 months! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Cocomelon: Oh, no! I got scarlet!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Cocomelon! You are suspended for 50 months! Your videos were getting on my nerves! Go to the principal's office right now!!
 * Annoying Orange: No, no, no, no, no, no! I got a brick red card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Annoying Orange! You are suspended for 70 months! You keep annoying other students! Go to the principal's office right now!!!
 * Loonette: Aw, man! I got a chesnut card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Loonette the Clown! You're suspended for 90 months! You keep forcing people to watch your dumb show! Go to the principal's office now!!!!
 * Corn: No, no, no, no!
 * Peg: We got fuzzy wuzzy brown cards!
 * Alex Bratten: THAT'S RIGHT, CORN AND PEG!!! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 100 MONTHS!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Ryan: Oh, no! I got a gray card!
 * Alex Bratten: THAT'S RIGHT, RYAN!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! YOU KEEP FORCING PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR MEDIOCRE SHOW!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 * Pucca: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. We got black cards.
 * Pitch: Please, Mr. Bratten.
 * Potch: Can you give us another chance?
 * Alex Bratten: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, YOU THREE HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENTS EVER IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP SNEAKING INTO DORA AND BLUE'S PARODIES!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * FictionRulez: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch, not you three again. What cards did you guys get this time?!
 * Pucca: We got black cards.
 * FictionRulez: OH, MY, GOD!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, HOW DARE YOU GUYS GET BLACK CARDS?!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU THREE ARE SO EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * (When they got home...)
 * NR1&GLAFan2004: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch! How dare you three get in dead meat and expelled?! That's it! We cannot stand you three idiots forever! That is so it!
 * Asmit005: You three are so grounded for 1, 974 days!
 * Mr. Josiah V Olson 11-17-2001 Olson Jolson J: Go to your rooms now and never come out!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * The End.