A Canton Wedding/Transcript


 * Sora Harewataru: Ahh!
 * [running footsteps]
 * Sora Harewataru: It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!
 * [running footsteps]
 * Ageha Hijiri: [slurp]
 * [running footsteps]
 * Ryder: Jen... nah! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]
 * Jennah Koehler: Dear Jennah, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Louisville. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Mashiro Nijigaoka, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music.
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: Oh my goodness! What an honor!
 * Jennah Koehler: SpongeBob, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.
 * SpongeBob: Hip, hip, hooray!
 * Jennah Koehler: Ageha Hijiri, you will be in charge of the catering for the reception.
 * Ageha Hijiri: Well, color me pleased as punch!
 * Jennah Koehler: Midge–
 * Midge: [yawn]
 * Jennah Koehler: ...I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.
 * Midge: Yes!
 * Jennah Koehler: Sora Harewataru, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.
 * Sora Harewataru: Tsubasa Yuunagi wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Louisville wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh!
 * [thump]
 * Jennah Koehler: And as for you, Jennah, you will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See you all very soon. Yours, Tsubasa Yuunagi. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?
 * Ryder: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give you this one first.
 * Jennah Koehler: Tsubasa Yuunagi cordially invites you to the wedding of Savanna Koehler and... [gasp] My brother?!


 * Ageha Hijiri: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Jennah! That's great news!
 * Jennah Koehler: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Shawn. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [as Shawn] Hey, Jennah, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: Um, Jennah? Are you okay?
 * Jennah Koehler: Sorry, it's just that Shawn and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F! [beat] Big Brother Best Friend Forever?
 * Rest of main cast: Ohhh!
 * Jennah Koehler: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Shawn was the only boy I ever really accepted as a friend.


 * [Jennah Koehler]


 * When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly
 * To see how many other friends I could meet
 * I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need
 * Other friends to make my life complete


 * But there was one colt that I cared for
 * I knew he would be there for me


 * My big brother, best friend forever!
 * Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together


 * He taught me how to fly a kite (Best friend forever!)
 * We never had a single fight (We did everything together!)
 * We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
 * I miss him more than I realized
 * It seems...


 * [Ageha Hijiri, Mashiro Nijigaoka, SpongeBob, Midge, and Sora Harewataru]
 * Your big brother, best friend forever
 * Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together


 * [Jennah Koehler]
 * And though he's, oh, so far away
 * I hoped that he would stay
 * My big brother best friend
 * Forever...
 * Forever...


 * Ageha Hijiri: As one of your B.F.F.'s... [beat] Best Friends Forever...
 * Rest of main cast: Ohhh!
 * Ageha Hijiri: ...I wanna tell you that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.
 * Jennah Koehler: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anyone be captain of the Royal Guard.
 * Sora Harewataru: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?
 * Jennah Koehler: I guess we are.
 * Sora Harewataru: Ooh, ooh, oooh!
 * [thump]
 * Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]


 * Midge: A sonic rainboom? At a wedding?! Can you say "best wedding ever"?!
 * SpongeBob: [gasp] [echoing] Best wedding ever!
 * Ryder: So you all get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?
 * Midge,  Sora Harewataru,  SpongeBob,  Ageha Hijiri, and  Mashiro Nijigaoka: [laughter]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Why the long face, sugarcube?
 * Jennah Koehler: I'm just thinking about Shawn. Ever since I moved to Louisville, we've been seeing each other less and less. And now that he's starting a new family with this "Savanna Ko-whatshername", we'll probably never see each other.
 * Ageha Hijiri: Come on, now. You're his sister. He'll always make time for you.
 * Jennah Koehler: Couldn't seem to make time to tell me he was getting married.


 * SpongeBob: We're here, we're here!
 * Midge: Whoa, what's with all the guards?
 * Sora Harewataru: I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest people.
 * SpongeBob: Aaaaaaaaa– [sneezes like a trumpet]
 * Sora Harewataru: Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!
 * Ageha Hijiri: And you've got a big brother to go congratulate.
 * Jennah Koehler: Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind.


 * Jennah Koehler: I've got something to say to you, mister.
 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah! Ah, I've missed, you, kid. How was the train ride? I–
 * Jennah Koehler: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married! I'm your sister, for Pete's sake!
 * Shawn Koehler: It's not my fault! Tsubasa Yuunagi has requested a major increase in security. Didn't you see all the guards at the train station?
 * Jennah Koehler: Yeah, there's a big wedding coming up. Maybe you heard about it?
 * Shawn Koehler: It has nothing to do with the wedding. A threat has been made against Louisville. We don't know who's responsible for it, but Tsubasa Yuunagi asked that I help provide additional protection. This, you need to see.
 * [pop]
 * Shawn Koehler: [gasps] The burden of keeping Louisville safe and secure rests squarely on my shoulders. Staying focused on the task at hand has been my top priority.
 * Jennah Koehler: Okay, okay, I get it. You've got a really important job protecting all of Louisville with a force field only you can conjure up. But still... how could you not tell me about something as big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you any more?
 * Shawn Koehler: Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now.
 * Jennah Koehler: You want me to be your best mare?
 * Shawn Koehler: Well... yeah.
 * Jennah Koehler: I'd be honored! But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying someone I don't even know! When did you even meet this "Savanna Koehler"?
 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah, Savanna Koehler is Savanna, your old babysitter.
 * Jennah Koehler: Savanna? As in the Savanna? As in the greatest babysitter in all the history of babysitters?!
 * Shawn Koehler: [chuckles] You tell me. She was your babysitter.
 * Jennah Koehler: Ohmygoshohmygosh! Savanna is only the most amazing girl ever! She's beautiful, she's caring, she's kind...


 * Young Jennah Koehler: I am so lucky to have you as my babysitter!
 * Young Savanna Koehler: I'm the one who's lucky, Jennah.
 * Young Jennah Koehler: [scoffs] You're a princess. I'm just a regular old unicorn.
 * Young Savanna Koehler: You are anything but a regular old unicorn.
 * Young Jennah and Young Savanna: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! [laughing]


 * N: I am going for a hooficure and that is that!
 * Skye: You are not going–
 * N: I am! I am!
 * Skye: I've already paid for three this month!
 * N: I... no! My girlfriends are all getting their hooves done! And you said that onl–
 * Skye: Please, we've done this at least–
 * Skye and N: [suddenly stop arguing]
 * Skye: Oh! Ho, ho, ho.
 * N: Oh, sweetie. You just did that face.


 * Jennah Koehler: How many unicorns can just spread love wherever they go? I only know of one! And you're marrying her! [sing-song voice] You're marrying Savanna! You're marrying Savanna!
 * Savanna Koehler: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.
 * Jennah Koehler: Savanna! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
 * Savanna Koehler: What are you doing?
 * Jennah Koehler: Savanna, it's me, Jennah!
 * Savanna Koehler: [uninterested] Uh-huh.
 * Shawn Koehler: I've gotta get back to my station, but Savanna will be checking in with all of you to see how things are going. I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't be more excited to have you here. Right, dear?
 * Savanna Koehler: Absolutely.
 * Shawn Koehler: Well, we'll let you get to it.


 * [country music]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Cake, check. Ice sculpture, check. Best darn bite-size apple fritter you ever tasted...
 * Jennah Koehler: Mmm. Check.
 * Ryder: [deep voice] I do. Do you? [high voice] I do! [kissing noises] [laughs nervously]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Hiya, Princess!
 * Savanna Koehler: Please, call me Savanna Koehler.
 * Ageha Hijiri: Hiya, Savanna Koehler. You come to check out what's on the menu for your big day?
 * Savanna Koehler: I have!
 * [sinister chords]
 * Savanna Koehler: [gulp] Delicious! I love-love-love them. [laughs nervously]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Aw, shucks. Why don't you take a few to go? [squee] I know how you brides can be. So busy, you forget to get a little somethin' in your belly.
 * [thud]
 * Jennah Koehler: [gasps]
 * [door closes]
 * Jennah Koehler: Did... you see what she...


 * Jennah Koehler: Oh, you should have seen how she acted back there. I don't know when she changed, but she changed! [imitating Savanna] "Please, call me Savanna Koehler."
 * Savanna Koehler: Did I hear someone say my name?
 * Sora Harewataru: Your highness! Let me just start by saying what an honor it is to play a role in such a momentous occasion. [laughs nervously]
 * Savanna Koehler: [unenthusiastically] Uh-huh. Is my dress ready?
 * Sora Harewataru: [stammers] Yes, of course. Um, I've been working on it ever since I was given the assignment, and I think you'll be pleased with the results! Mmm!
 * Savanna Koehler: I was hoping for something with more beading and a longer train.
 * Sora Harewataru: Oh, yes, of course.
 * Savanna Koehler: And those should be a different color.
 * Little Miss Daredevil: I think they're lovely.
 * Lollipop: Me too!
 * F: I love them.
 * Savanna Koehler: Make them a different color.
 * Jennah Koehler: Gee, maybe her name should be "Princess Demandy-pants."


 * [pop]
 * SpongeBob: Okay, let me see. We've been over the games... [rattles dice] ...the dances...
 * [polka from Swarm of the Century plays and stops]
 * SpongeBob: [gasps] I think this reception is gonna be perfect! Don't you?
 * Savanna Koehler: Perfect! ...If we were celebrating a six-year-old's birthday party.
 * SpongeBob: [gasps] Thank you!


 * Patchy the Pirate: Rest, my sister. As always, I will guard the night.
 * Jennah Koehler: Bet I can guess what you're all thinking. Savanna is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever.
 * Ryder: [high voice] Who, me?
 * Ageha Hijiri: Ryder! That goes on the cake.
 * Ryder: [laughs nervously]
 * Sora Harewataru: Jennah, whatever are you talking about? Savanna is an absolute gem!
 * Jennah Koehler: Sora Harewataru, she was so demanding!
 * Sora Harewataru: Well, of course she is! Why shouldn't she expect the very best on her wedding day?
 * Jennah Koehler: Ageha Hijiri, did you know that after she told you how much she just 'love-love-loved' your hors d'eouvres, she threw them in the trash?
 * Ageha Hijiri: Aw, she was probably just trying to spare my feelin's.
 * Jennah Koehler: No, she was just being fake and totally insincere!
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: She did raise her voice at one of my birds during rehearsal.
 * Jennah Koehler: See? Rude!
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: But he was singing really off-key.
 * [bird sings off-key]
 * Jennah Koehler: SpongeBob, you had to have noticed how Savanna treated–
 * SpongeBob and Ryder: [kissing noises and laughing]
 * Jennah Koehler: Never mind. Midge, you're with me, right?
 * Midge: Sorry, Jennah. Been too busy prepping for my sonic rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude.
 * Jennah Koehler: [growls]
 * Sora Harewataru: The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves.
 * [thump]
 * Jennah Koehler: And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful friend who doesn't deserve to even know Shawn, let alone marry him!
 * Ageha Hijiri: Think maybe you're bein' just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?
 * Rest of main cast: Uh-huh.
 * Jennah Koehler: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on Savanna! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even [thumps table] be a wedding!


 * [knocking]
 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah! Your big brother's looking pretty good, don't you think? Huh. Everything okay?
 * Jennah Koehler: We need to talk. I think you're making a big–
 * Savanna Koehler: [clears throat]
 * Shawn Koehler: Oh, uh, hi, sweetie.
 * Jennah Koehler: She sure has a way of sneaking up on people.
 * Savanna Koehler: Could I speak to you for a moment, dear?
 * Shawn Koehler: Better see what she wants.
 * Savanna Koehler: [muffled] Look, we need to talk.
 * Shawn Koehler: [muffled] I'm here to talk.
 * Savanna Koehler: [muffled] It's about your sister, okay?
 * Shawn Koehler: [muffled] I– look, look, she's okay–
 * Savanna Koehler: [muffled] Just... listen to me, (over Shawn) alright? No no–
 * Shawn Koehler: [muffled] I'm listening, I'm listening.
 * Savanna Koehler: [muffled] I thought I made it perfectly clear I didn't want you to wear that.
 * Shawn Koehler: This was my favorite uncle's.
 * Savanna Koehler: And?
 * Shawn Koehler: And I think I should wear it.
 * Savanna Koehler: Are you disagreeing with me?
 * Shawn Koehler: I guess I am– Ah!
 * Savanna Koehler: Oh, dear. Are you getting another one of your headaches?
 * Shawn Koehler: Gyah!
 * Savanna Koehler: Feeling better?
 * Shawn Koehler: [grunts] Mm-hmm.
 * Jennah Koehler: She isn't just unpleasant and rude. She's downright evil!
 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah!
 * Savanna Koehler: Let her go.
 * Shawn Koehler: Huh. It seemed like she had something else she wanted to tell me.


 * Patchy the Pirate: Who goes there? Stay indoors, Jennah Koehler.
 * Jennah Koehler: Shawn's in real trouble! You have to help–
 * Rest of main cast: [various chatter]
 * Jennah Koehler: Dresses? What are you–?
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: Can you believe it? We're gonna be Savanna Koehler's new bridesmaids!
 * Jennah Koehler: New bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?
 * Ageha Hijiri: She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love-love-love it if we'd fill in for them.
 * Sora Harewataru: Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything.
 * Ageha Hijiri: And you had your doubts about her.
 * Sora Harewataru: Told you she was an absolute gem!
 * Midge: You sure this is what I should wear? Doesn't seem all that aerodynamic.
 * Sora Harewataru: Hmm. I'll see what I can do.
 * Ageha Hijiri, SpongeBob, and Mashiro Nijigaoka: [excited chatter and laughing]
 * Jennah Koehler: Looks like I really am on my own.


 * [church organ music]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Savanna will enter.
 * [Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" plays]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shawn, you'll get the ring from your best mare.
 * Ryder: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!
 * Shawn Koehler: Hey... has anyone seen Jennah?
 * [doors open]
 * Jennah Koehler: I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her! And neither should you!
 * Shawn Koehler: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's acting like this.
 * Savanna Koehler: Maybe we should just ignore her.
 * Jennah Koehler: You have to listen to me!
 * Mashiro Nijigaoka: Oh, goodness! Are you okay?
 * Jennah Koehler: I'm fine.
 * Ageha Hijiri: Ya sure about that?
 * Jennah Koehler: I've got something to say! She's evil!
 * Rest of main cast: [concerned chattering]
 * Royal guard: [inaudible comment to other guard]
 * Jennah Koehler: She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!
 * Savanna Koehler: [starts crying] Why are you doing this to me?!
 * Jennah Koehler: Because you're evil!
 * Savanna Koehler: [crying]
 * Jennah Koehler: Evil! And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!
 * [smack]
 * Shawn Koehler: You want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Savanna hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!
 * Jennah Koehler: [inhales]
 * Shawn Koehler: And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Louisville royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your [stomps hoof] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!
 * Jennah Koehler: I was just trying to–
 * Shawn Koehler: She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that our big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you! [gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.
 * Ageha Hijiri: C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.
 * Jennah Koehler: I was–
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: You have a lot to think about.
 * [doors slam]
 * Jennah Koehler: Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.


 * [Jennah Koehler]


 * He was my big brother, best friend
 * Forever...
 * And now, we'll never do anything
 * Together...


 * [smashing noise]
 * Jennah Koehler: I'm sorry!
 * Savanna Koehler: You will be.
 * [flames crackling]
 * [To be continued...]
 * [Previously]


 * Jennah Koehler: "Tsubasa Yuunagi cordially invites you to the wedding of Savanna Koehler and..." [gasp] My brother?


 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah! Ah, I've missed you, kid.


 * Jennah Koehler: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married!


 * Shawn Koehler: A threat has been made against Louisville. Tsubasa Yuunagi asked that I help provide additional protection.


 * Jennah Koehler: But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying someone I don't even know.


 * Shawn Koehler: Savanna Koehler is Savanna.


 * Jennah Koehler: Savanna is only the most amazing girl ever!


 * Codi Gizmody: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.


 * Jennah Koehler: Savanna, it's me! Jennah!
 * Codi Gizmody: [uninterested] Uh-huh.


 * Shawn Koehler: And I think I should wear it.
 * Codi Gizmody: Are you disagreeing with me?


 * Jennah Koehler: She's evil! I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!


 * Shawn Koehler: Savanna hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me! If I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.


 * Jennah Koehler: I just lost a brother. I'm sorry!


 * Codi Gizmody: You will be.


 * Jennah Koehler: [echoing] Hello? Is anyone there?
 * [thud]
 * [laughter]
 * Jennah Koehler: Where am I?
 * Codi Gizmody: The caves beneath Louisville, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.
 * Jennah Koehler: Help! Help!
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most of us have forgotten that these caves even exist, which is why they are the ideal place to keep the ones who try to interfere with my plans. [laughing]
 * Jennah Koehler: Plans? What plans?
 * Codi Gizmody: The plans I have for your brother, of course.
 * Jennah Koehler: Don't you dare do anything to my brother, you... you monster!
 * Codi Gizmody: Only way to stop me is to catch me! [laughing] Over here! [laughing] Nope, over here! [laughing]
 * [glass breaking]
 * Savanna Koehler: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Jennah, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Savanna who brought you down here was an imposter.
 * Jennah Koehler: Likely story!
 * Savanna Koehler: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves...
 * Jennah Koehler and Savanna Koehler: ...and do a little shake.
 * Jennah Koehler: You remember me!
 * Savanna Koehler: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I love to sit for the most?
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing]
 * Jennah Koehler: We have to get out of here. We have to stop her!
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing]


 * [Codi Gizmody]
 * This day is going to be perfect
 * The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
 * Everyone will gather 'round
 * Say I look lovely in my gown
 * What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!


 * [Savanna Koehler]
 * This day was going to be perfect
 * The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
 * But instead of having cake
 * With all my friends to celebrate
 * My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all…


 * [Codi Gizmody]
 * I could care less about the dress
 * I won't partake in any cake
 * Vows, well I'll be lying when I say


 * That through any kind of weather
 * I'll want us to be together
 * The truth is I don't care for him at all


 * No I do not love the groom
 * In my heart there is no room
 * But I still want him to be all mine


 * [Savanna Koehler]
 * We must escape before it's too late
 * Find a way to save the day
 * Hope, I'll be lying if I say


 * "I don't fear that I may lose him
 * To one who wants to use him
 * Not care for, love, and cherish him each day"


 * For I oh so love the groom
 * All my thoughts he does consume
 * Oh, Shawn, I'll be there very soon


 * [Codi Gizmody]
 * Finally the moment has arrived
 * For me to be one lucky bride


 * [Savanna Koehler]
 * Oh, the wedding we won't make
 * He'll end up marrying a fake
 * Shawn will be...


 * Codi Gizmody: ...mine, all mine. [evil laugh]


 * [organ music]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to witness the union of [muffled] Savanna Koehler and Shawn.
 * Savanna Koehler: Oh, we're never going to save him.
 * Jennah Koehler: We will. We just have to find... There!
 * Lollipop, F, and Little Miss Daredevil: You're not going anywhere.


 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Savanna Koehler and Shawn, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you–
 * Jennah Koehler: Stop!
 * [everyone chattering]
 * Codi Gizmody: Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother? [sobbing] Why does she have to ruin my special day?
 * Savanna Koehler: Because it's not your special day! It's mine!
 * [they gasp]
 * Codi Gizmody: What? But how did you escape my bridesmaids?


 * Lollipop, F, and Little Miss Daredevil: I want it!


 * Codi Gizmody: Hmph. Clever. But you're still too late.
 * Ageha Hijiri: I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
 * Savanna Koehler: She's a changeling. She takes the form of someone you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them.
 * [flames roaring]
 * [they gasp]
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
 * Savanna Koehler: They'll never get the chance! Shawn's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!
 * Codi Gizmody: [chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?
 * Shawn Koehler: Mm-hmm.
 * Codi Gizmody: Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves, now do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Shawn's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.
 * Changelings: [laughing]
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.
 * Jennah Koehler and Savanna Koehler: [gasp]
 * Codi Gizmody: And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.
 * Savanna Koehler: Not my Shawn!
 * Codi Gizmody: Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Louisville. And then, all of Equestria!
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Shawn to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
 * Codi Gizmody: [grunting]
 * [explosion]
 * [crown clatters]
 * [they gasp]
 * Jennah Koehler: Tsubasa Yuunagi!
 * Codi Gizmody: Ah! Shawn's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Tsubasa Yuunagi!
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them and use their power to defeat the queen.
 * Jennah Koehler, Ageha Hijiri, SpongeBob, Midge and Mashiro Nijigaoka: Sora Harewataru!
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!
 * Changelings: [laughing]
 * [barrier breaking]
 * Jennah Koehler: Go, go!
 * Midge: Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. How did you...?
 * Jennah Koehler: They're changelings, remember?
 * Changelings [as Jennah Koehler]: They're changelings, remember?
 * Jennah Koehler: Don't let them distract you. We have to get to the Elements of Harmony. They're our only hope.
 * [various fighting sounds]
 * Changelings [as Midge]: [growls]
 * Changeling: [hisses]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Okay, this is just gettin' weird. Real me! Real me!
 * SpongeBob: [laughing] Do me! Do me! Meh, I've seen better.
 * [changelings buzzing]


 * Savanna Koehler: You won't get away with this! Jennah and her friends will–
 * [doors open]
 * Codi Gizmody: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
 * [doors close]
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] It's funny, really. Jennah here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]
 * Ageha Hijiri: Sorry, Jennah. We should've listened to you.
 * Jennah Koehler: It's not your fault. She fooled everyone.
 * Codi Gizmody: Hmm, I did, didn't I?


 * [Codi Gizmody]


 * This day has been just perfect
 * The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
 * Everyone I'll soon control
 * Every boy, girl, and fool
 * Who says a girl can't really have it all? [evil laugh]


 * Jennah Koehler: Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!
 * [electric sounds]
 * Shawn Koehler: Wha– where... huh? Is...is the wedding over?
 * Codi Gizmody: It's all over!
 * Jennah Koehler: Your spell! Perform your spell!
 * Codi Gizmody: [laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.
 * Shawn Koehler: No! My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.
 * Savanna Koehler: My love will give you strength.
 * Codi Gizmody: [chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.
 * [magic twinkling and surging]
 * Codi Gizmody: Noooooo!
 * Codi Gizmody and Changelings: [screaming]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.


 * Savanna Koehler: [gulp]
 * [birds chirping]
 * [cymbals crashing]


 * [birds whistling Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"]
 * [doors open]
 * Jennah Koehler: Seriously, though. I get why the queen of the changelings wanted to be with you, but how did you get someone as amazing as Savanna to marry you?
 * Shawn Koehler: I told her she wouldn't just be gaining a husband. She'd be getting a pretty great sister, too.
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of the real Savanna Koehler–
 * Savanna Koehler: Savanna Koehler is fine.
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Hm. The union of Savanna Koehler and Shawn. The strength of their commitment is clear. The power of their love, undeniable. May we have the rings please? I now pronounce you mare and colt!
 * [cheering]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt, and your actions led to your being able to bring the real Savanna Koehler back to us. Learning to trust your instincts is a valuable lesson to learn.
 * Shawn and Savanna Koehler: [kissing]
 * Tsubasa Yuunagi: Midge, that's your cue.
 * [explosion]
 * Midge: Best... wedding... ever!


 * ["Love Is In Bloom" starting]
 * Patchy the Pirate: Hello, everyone. Did I miss anything?
 * SpongeBob: [squee] Let's get this party started!


 * [Jennah Koehler]
 * Love is in bloom
 * A beautiful bride, a handsome groom,
 * Two hearts becoming one
 * A bond that cannot be undone because


 * Love is in bloom
 * A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
 * I said love is in bloom
 * You're starting a life and making room
 * For us (For us, For us....)


 * Shawn Koehler: Jennah! None of this would've been possible without you, little sis. Love ya, Jennah.
 * Jennah Koehler: Love you too, B.B.B.F.F.
 * Shawn Koehler: Ready to go?
 * Savanna Koehler: Oh! Almost forgot.
 * Sora Harewataru: IT'S MINE! Oof! Ahaha... ha.


 * [Jennah Koehler] [background]
 * Love is in bloom
 * A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
 * I said love is in bloom
 * You're starting a life and making room
 * For us, (For us... For us... Aah...)


 * Jennah Koehler: Now this was a great wedding.
 * Ryder: Oh, yeah? Just wait until you see what I have planned for the bachelor party! [laughing]
 * Everyone: [laughing]
 * [fireworks]


 * [music]
 * [credits]