Spooky Costumes/Do Not Haunt My Costumes

"Do Not Haunt My Costumes" is a derivative of "Spooky Costumes".

Transcript
Same color as M1ss Sparkle from the original Spooky Costumes.

It was a dark and stormy night, so stormy that the clouds were dark blue. The trees were rustling in the wind, and the moon is not visible at all. Bored in her room, Saw waits for something to happen. She doesn't wanna be a guinea pig, but that's what happens, I guess.

"Oh my god... storm! Go away!" she yells in agony before screaming in her pillow.

In the room downstairs, Leafy and Lollipop are having a nice conversation about the birds and the bees. But then they heard a large crash!

"What was that?" Leafy yelled.

The girls run upstairs, but see a horrible sight.

A bedsheet bread? Lollipop thought.

The bedsheet stops at Leafy's feet.

"Real funny, Saw."

She takes off the bedsheet and indeed, it was Saw. She blushes angrily. "Man, is this boring or what?" said Lollipop,

"I thought this was gonna be a real adventure, I thought it was gonna be an adventurous take on trust and abandonment. It's 5 in the evening, what's up with everyone?"

"Probably because of the rain," Match added, "It's gonna rain 'till 1 am."

"It's gonna get all muddy, now we'll be stuck in the house one more day than we need to!" Saw complained. "At least I can haunt you guys." "Wait a minute." said Lollipop. "You are haunting us?"

"Yeah." Saw replied. "Anyway, I'm bored, I'm hungry, I need something now!

Fine! I'll see what we can get.

Saw waits for everyone to get in front of her. She smirks evilly.

She runs up to everybody and... "BOO!" yelled Saw.

This made the group scream in horror before they began to run away.

Except Four wasn't convinced that it was scary. She rolls her eyes.

"You know, I'd be actually frightened if I believed in ghosts." said Four. "But ghosts aren't real, especially the kinds that look like that!"

Four was right, Saw didn't even have eyeholes.

"Four, you always have to ruin everything!" Saw said.

"Huh?" said Lollipop.

"Guys! Look at this!" said MASKING.

MASKING brings a pamphlet down with her.

"It's a Spooky Halloween Contest, "dress your best (or your worse) to win amazing prizes! Friday, 4:00!" Guys, I think Saw should join!" said MASKING.

"That is so cool!" said Lollipop.

"For once, Lollipop is right!" Leafy agreed.

"We should make the costumes tonight, come on!" MASKING says.

Fashion montage! Fashion montage!

Five mannequins with names on them appear.

Saw has a sheet ghost costume with eyeholes.

Leafy has a vampire costume.

Match has a Frankenstein-esque costume.

Lollipop has a werewolf costume.

Four has a sexy devil costume.

MASKING can't participate in the event, as there weren't any supplies to make the costumes.

"Success!" Saw cheered in delight. "I knew that would be good!"

"Yeah, I can't wait till tomorrow!" said Four.

"Again, I'm kinda scared, what will they think of me?" said Match.

"You'll be fine. We should get some rest." said MASKING.

"Agreed." said Lollipop.

"Goodnight." said Leafy. The next day, McDondy the witch arrived.

"Greetings, all of you... puny little humans." said McDondy.

She notices Lollipop, Saw and Four in their costumes. "I knew that you would go in such stupid costumes."

"Your stupid uttering surprises me, McDondy." says Lollipop.

"Well, whatever, I guess you guys are going to the Wizard of Oz in the horrible costume city, eh, I guess." "You sicken me." Four quietly said.

"What?" said McDondy.

The girls are now walking alone in the sidewalk, talking about girly stuff!

Ruby, one of the judges for the costume contest, walks over to the girls.

"Hey girls! Everything alright?" said Ruby.

"Yeah," said Lollipop.

"Awesome! You're probably the scariest people on the block! See you at the show." said Ruby.

Ruby walks away and cringes at the girls, revealing her two-facedness. A shadowy figure was behind Lollipop, Four and Saw.

"WHAT?!" Lollipop yelled.

She turned behind her, Four and Saw to see a horrific sight. It was a sheet ghost. She tried to take off the disguise, but under it, it's nothing. They run away and move on to the Halloween contest.

The Halloween costume contest has the judges, Ruby, Amethyst, Simon Cowbell, and the Duke, waiting for the competition to begin. The contestants are all talking to each other.

Lollipop jumped up, closing her eyes and looking like she was cowardly preparing to fight, as was Saw and Four.

"Match, are you okay?" MASKING asked as she and the others arrived.

"Maybe..." Match said, frightened as she got up.

"This place is getting creepier and creepier." said Leafy.

"You tell me." said Saw.

The lights flicker every so often, slow enough that it feels intentional. The other contestants are scared, but Mario, Nozomi Yumehara, and Shizuku forcefully stop the honey's cat from fighting the friends.

Lollipop thought it was a ghost and

put up her fists. "Come on, fight me!" she yelled, "Fight me!"

She gets pulled into the ground as the ghost got her from behind. "Where is Lollipop?" asked Match.

"Maybe the ghost got her." Four said in dismay.

Suddenly, they heard a crash. Lollipop crashes the ceiling. "Guys, guys! Look, there's a pot tree, EVERYWHERE! And I crashed the floor, the ceiling, and-"

"What?" Leafy interrupts. Before Leafy can look, the contest begins.

"Hello everybody! Welcome to the Halloween contest!" says the host. "I'm Simon Cowbell and I'm here with Amethyst and Ruby, and the Duke. Let's get our haunt on!"

Leafy is shocked. "Oh, no..."

"First up, Four! Come up, Four!" said Simon.

Four comes up to the stage.

Meanwhile, Mario tries to catch the ghost with a leaf blower.

"Everyone's afraid of the dark." said Match, eagerly. "Guess it's lights out!"

Match sighs as she turns lights off.

"Don’t turn off the lights!" yelled Mario, "The ghost might get you!"

"Niiiiice tryyyyyyy, Maaaaaaaariiiiiiiioooooooooooooo, but youuu are toooooo scareeeeeed!" moaned the ghost.

"What kind of a place is this?!" cried Match. "They can't do this to us!"

"Shut up, we've gotta be brave, but we gotta be careful, alright?" said Leafy.

"Right." Lollipop and Match concurred.

Four gets off the stage as Simon calls Match to be reviewed for the costume contest.

"Next up, Match! Come up, Match!" said Simon.

Match is on stage. Suddenly Lollipop saw Clavavera wrapped in toilet paper.

"Are you alright?" Lollipop asked.

"Not really," said Clavavera. "I've been tied up in papers before, shawty was a melody.

Lollipop saw rocks

"What the, rocks? explain!

"Those aren't rocks..." said Shizuku.

The rocks turn into Spideywebs

"Those are Spideywebs!" cried Clavavera.

Then he flies out of the house screaming in terror. The Spideywebs then turn into Spidey and his friends!

"SPIDEY AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS!" Lollipop shrieked in horror.

Spidey and his friends then turn into five people. Mio Ohara, Tea, Saw, Ran Hanamichi, and Clock.

"You're not Spidey and his friends." said Lollipop as Clavavera enters again.

"You are Mio, Tea, Saw, Ran and Clock!" said Clavavera. The girls (and objects) don't say anything. However, Mio opens her mouth, revealing Spidey and his friends.

Clavavera screams while Cesar Fever (i said i want to die), Tea and Saw run up to the stage while Nozomi is on.

Ran and Clock block the room.

"SPIDEY AND HIS AMAZING FRIENDS!!!" Leafy came out.

MASKING came out as well, looking sad.

"Spidey and his friends? Well that is." MASKING said. "What is going on! We have to call the Ghoul Trackers." said Nozomi.

"No, we are not calling the Ghoul Trackers." cried Simon.

"Actually, I already called the Ghoul Trackers. They're here now." asked Amethyst.

The Ghoul Trackers kick the door open.

"Alright, people, let's kick Spidey butts!" yelled Pete.

Lollipop calls the police.

"911, what’s your emergency?" said the police.

"Cops! Help! There’s Spidey and his friends on the loose!" yelled Lollipop.

"We’re on our way." said the police.

"You don't scare us!" Saw added.

"Who's who?" Lollipop asked.

The two Saws glare at each other.

Quite obvious on which is Saw and which is real.

"Oh no, the Ghoul Trackers and the police are over here!" yelled Tea.

The police from Spongebob and The Real Ghoul Trackers are here! The Ghoul Trackers get their proton packs and try to get Spidey's people. Tea's face turns into Spidey but the Ghoul Trackers catch her.

The main characters and the other Spidey and his friends are scared, but Mario is happy.

"It’s Manic Manny." said police #2.

"I will destroy you!" yelled Tea.

"No you won’t." said police #2.

The police and Ghoul Trackers slap Spidey and his friends, literally beating the devils out of it.

"Huh? What's that guy's problem?" Lollipop asked herself.

"Oh nothing, Lollipop." Leafy replied.

"Who cares?" said MASKING. "EVERYONE, LET'S GET OUT OF THIS HAUNTED CONTEST!" screamed Lollipop.

"Right behind you, Lollipop!" cried Four, Clavavera, Match and MASKING in agreement. "Um, excuse me, police? Ghoul Trackers?" said Ruby.

The Ghoul Trackers and police turn around.

"I set Spidey and his friends loose." asked Ruby.

"Get in the car." said police #1

And everybody clapped.

Trivia

 * The Spidey and his Amazing Friends parts are a reference to the Disney Junior series Spidey and His Amazing Friends.