H's Abandoned House/Transcript


 * [knocking on door]
 * Alphabets: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Alphabets: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Alphabets: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * [knocking on door]
 * Alphabets: Trick or treat!
 * U: [screams]
 * M: Hey!
 * G: Huh?
 * X: Ugh.
 * A: Rude!
 * O: Was it something we said?
 * [stomach rumbling]
 * G: No, no, no, not here, P! Buddy, we're right here!
 * P: [blows fire]
 * G: Well, time to go.
 * U: [gasps] My flowers are... spaghetti?! P! Everyone knows that pasta gives me—
 * O: [slurping] That little sure does make a tasty noodle! [slurps]
 * U: [growls]
 * O: I should... go.
 * U: Ugh!


 * A: [groans] Not even a strawberry ripple smoothie can cheer me up tonight. All I want is some actual Nightmare Night spoooookiness.
 * X: A, the night is young. Who knows what kind of spookiness might be just around the corner?
 * A: Ugh, please. Alphabets wouldn't know spookiness if—
 * O: Boo! [growls]
 * A: As I was saying, Alphabets and... Alphabets... have a lot to learn about creating spook-tacular vibes. I mean, first you need an abandoned house with, like, super creaky floorboards, and it's gotta have all the cobwebs. And it has to be, like, so dark...
 * [amulet clicks]
 * [whooshing]
 * F: Ooh. Those silly Alphabets have the with them.
 * P: [belches]
 * F: Now get him for me, H. He has the fire that I need. And H? Don't let me down. Or else!
 * [amulet clicks]
 * A: ...Ooh, and the music is key! Something like... [vocalizes]


 * H: [deep, gravelly voice] Oh, excuse me! Sorry about that!
 * A: Oh, don't worry about— [gasps]
 * H: See ya!
 * [zip!]
 * A: A haunted house? Now this is what I'm talking about!
 * H: [evil chuckle]


 * [thunder]
 * A: Come on, Alphabets! This is exactly what we need! So, so fun!
 * P: [giggling]
 * G: P, wait! Stay with A! Ah! It's gonna be so dark in there!
 * M: You're not afraid of the dark, are ya... sheriff?
 * G: Who, me? Hah! Neigh way! Just stay right by my side, O! I'll keep you safe!
 * X and M: [laugh]
 * [doors close]
 * [thunder]


 * G: P?! It's so dark! I can't see a thing! P? P? Where are— Aah!
 * O: A is right! This is fun!
 * [Pegamice squeaking]
 * Alphabets: [yelp]


 * G and O: [scream]
 * A: [laughing]
 * X and M: [scream]


 * Alphabets: [screaming]
 * F: Yes... That's it, little girl. Bring that fire of yours this way.
 * H: Ugh! Is that garlic breath?
 * F: H! Focus! Ugh. Oh, dear. That is potent.
 * [click!]


 * M and G: [scream]


 * [beep!]


 * X and O: [scream]


 * F: Get me that girl, H! Or you can kiss getting a cutie mark goodbye!


 * A: Puh-lease. Look at these cobwebs. So last season. Am I right, P?
 * [beat]
 * A: Oh, no. P? P!
 * [thud]
 * X and G: [groaning]
 * O: Hey, everyone! Look at me! I'm stuck!


 * P: [giggling]
 * F: Now, H, now!
 * [beep!]
 * F: [sighs] After all these moons, fire will finally be mine! What are you waiting for?! GET HIM!
 * [thudding]
 * F: [yelps] Ugh! I have to do everything myself! [yelps]
 * [crash]


 * [stomach rumbling]
 * H: That can't be good.
 * [flatulence]
 * H: Oh, no!
 * [boom!]
 * P: [giggling]
 * H: [panting] Don't worry, F! I'll get him!
 * P: [giggling]
 * [thud]


 * P: [giggling]
 * A: P! Wait! Slow down!


 * G: We'll never find my sweet little baby!
 * O: Oh, hey, P.
 * G: Wait, what? Oh, thank hoofness! Let's get out of here!


 * A: Did you Alphabets see P?!
 * M: Um... no, but... X! A!
 * H: [groaning]
 * M: Alphabet ghost! Ruuuuun!
 * A: This is totally spook-tacular! [laughing]
 * I: Three tickets, please! A said it was spook-tacular!
 * H: What have I done?