The Virtues get a Happy Halloween/Transcript

Patient Received her Friends a Wonderful News:

 * (Humility and Patient are Playing a Superman Video Game)
 * (Superman Beats the Final Boss in the Game, and Jumps with Happiness)
 * Patient: Wowee! We won! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
 * Humility: But how did we win, Patient?
 * Patient: I don't know. Gimme five!
 * (Humility and Patient High Five Each Other)
 * Humility: Hey, Patient, you have brought some awesome news!
 * Patient: We're all invited to a Halloween costume party!
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Patient: Now, we all need to make costumes and put them on, so I need your help. I'm gonna be a witch. Let's get to work, everyone.
 * (Patient's Friends Cheer in Agreement)

Dressing Costumes:

 * (Patient and her Friends Put on Costumes, and Feel Them)
 * (Patient Comes Out as a Witch)
 * (Humility Comes Out as Cinderella)
 * (Charity Comes Out as a Baseball Player)
 * (Kind Comes Out as an Angel)
 * (Diligence Comes Out as a Hula Dancer)
 * (Temper Comes Out as a Vampire)
 * (Chastity Comes Out as a Ghost)
 * (Humanity Comes Out as Princess Daisy)
 * (Vitality Comes Out as ???)
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Patient: Okay, guys, we're going to Mr. Bart's school and meeting the girl ghouls.
 * Humility: Do you know how to get there, Patient?
 * (Patient Nods): Mm-hmm. Follow me, everyone.

Entering the School:

 * (Patient and her Friends Walk to the Ghoul School for Mr. Bart)
 * Patient: I'm so excited to meet Mr. Bart!
 * Humility: These ghouls are gonna be friendly, right, Patient.
 * Patient: Yes, Humility.
 * Humility: I think these ghouls are always friendly. Hey, Patient?
 * Patient: Yes, Humility?
 * Humility: Are we probably gonna play Halloween games and have a feast?
 * Patient: I believe so. Whatever you do, Humility, don't jump in someone's arms if there's anything scary.
 * Humility: I'll try not to.
 * Patient: Excellent. Let's go inside.

Meet Mr. Bart and his Girls:

 * (Kind Then Opens her Eyes)
 * (Chastity is Seen Looking at Kind)
 * (Kind Screams, Then Passes out)
 * (Patient and her Friends Hear Kind Scream)
 * Patient: That's Kind!
 * Humility: We gotta find her and make sure she's okay!
 * (Patient and her Friends Run to Find Kind)
 * Humility: She's behind that bush!
 * (Chastity Carries Kind in his Arms)
 * Patient: W-W-W-Who are you?
 * Chastity: I'm Chastity. I'm sorry if I startled you.
 * (Chastity Hands Kind to Patient, Putting her in Patient's Arms)
 * Humility: Excuse me, Chastity, but why are you a ghost?
 * Chastity: Shh! Don't tell anyone, but I'm a ghost because I like to be.
 * Patient: Why don't you like your friends?
 * Chastity: I don't like my friends. I only go as a ghost.
 * Patient: Oh, I get it. I'm Patient, by the way, and these are my friends.
 * Humility: I'm Humility, and these are Patient's other friends, Charity, Kind, Diligence, Temper and Humanity.
 * (Patient and her Friends Walk Inside the School)
 * Patient: Hello? Anybody home?
 * Mr. Bart: Welcome, dear friends.
 * Patient: You must be Mr. Bart.
 * Mr. Bart: Yes, my dear.
 * Humility: Are you gonna introduce us to your girls?
 * Mr. Bart: Yes, young lady.
 * Willamine (Off-Screen): You hear that, girls? They're here to meet us.
 * Patient: Did you hear that?
 * Humility: You sure did, Patient.
 * Patient: I heard a voice ring out.
 * (Willamine Pops Out of Nowhere and Lets Out a Howl)
 * Humility: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Willamine: Right. I'm Willamine, the werewolf who howls.
 * Serene: And I'm Serene. Fang-tastic you're here.
 * Patient: What do you think?
 * Humility: They look very cool.
 * (Alice Frankenteen and Cally Appear)
 * Alice: Hi, there. My name's Alice Frankenteen.
 * Humility: Aw, look at that cute little mummy.
 * Cally: Oh, thanks.
 * (Cally Giggles and Pops Out from Behind the Wall)
 * Cally: I'm Cally, the mummy's daughter.
 * Patient: I think we're missing someone.
 * (Pammy Plasma Laughing)
 * Pammy: Hi! My name's Pammy Plasma. My friends call me Pam.
 * Patient: Nice to meet you all. My name's Patient.
 * Humility: And I'm Humility. And these are Patient's other friends, Charity, Kind, Diligence, Temper, Chastity and Humanity.
 * Pammy: Nice to meet you all. We're so thrilled you came to meet us.
 * Patient: Likewise, I'm sure.
 * Humility: We heard about you, and your adventures.
 * Serene: How'd you like to have dinner with us tonight? Mr. Bart will cook you something nice.
 * Patient: Sure thing.

Plan Attemptions:

 * (Outside the School, and Behind the Bushes, Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Watch Patient and her Friends)
 * (Marweb Grins Contentedly)
 * Marweb: Did you hear that, Sr. Tentacles? We can go inside and catch Patient. (She Turns to the Audience) This is a dastardly deed for me.
 * (However, Sr. Tentacles Was Going to Find Patient, He Picks Up Something)
 * Sr. Tentacles: Huh? Yike! Snake!
 * (Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Run Away)
 * (Sr. Tentacles Has a Rod and Rows to Catch Patient)
 * Sr. Tentacles: This will fix this one.
 * (However, Sr. Tentacles Didn't Know he was Going)
 * (Sr. Tentacles Trips Over a Rock)
 * (Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Try the Trampoline and Helicopter, but Nothing Works)
 * (Marweb Has a Rope and Attempts to Bring Patient Up)
 * Marweb: I got her! I got her, Sr. Tentacles!
 * (An Alligator Shows Up)
 * Marweb: I didn't get her.
 * (The Alligator Chases Off Marweb and Sr. Tentacles)

Dinner:

 * (Patient and her Friends Have Dinner with Mr. Bart and the Girls)
 * Kind: This is awesome dinner, Mr. Bart.
 * Mr. Bart: Why, thank you, Kind.
 * Cally: So, have we told you the time about we beat the Cadets in volleyball?
 * Patient: Yes. Yes, you have.
 * Pammy: Well, it all started when we helped you, Humility and the other Vandalized Friends with the volleyball game. And we won fair and square and got a trophy for Cally.
 * Charity: That was easy to make a good decision.
 * Chastity: Charity's right.
 * Temper: I have a terrific idea! We should decorate.
 * Patient: Good idea, Temper.
 * Patient's Friends: Yeah!

Decorating:

 * (Patient and her Friends were Decorating the School)
 * Alice: Look, Diligence. I love to hang the decorations. The ghosts fly through the air.
 * Diligence: Wow!
 * Pammy: Hey, Kind, there's a witch living in this room.
 * Kind: Very nice.
 * Alice: Hey, Charity, Humanity. Me and Willamine are carving a face in a pumpkin, and we place them on the porch where they can glow.
 * Willamine: What she said.
 * Charity: Awesome!
 * Humanity: Heck yeah!
 * Serene: Look, Humility. I tied a few threads to this yarn in knots and braids to make a web. It's like a spider has made.
 * Humility: Outstanding.
 * Serene: Chastity, I hang the decoration to look like bats.
 * Chastity: Amazing.
 * Serene: Hey look, Humanity, I filled a bowl of candy for everyone who goes trick-or-treating.
 * Willamine: That's right.
 * Humanity: Wow.
 * Cally: Look, Charity. Look, Patient. Me, Serene, and Alice made our own bags to knock on any doors and saying trick or treating.
 * Serene: Exactly.
 * Alice: Definitely.
 * Charity: That's my line. But nice.
 * Patient: Cool.
 * (They Joyfully Finished Decorating)
 * Patient: Wow! Look at the school!
 * Humanity: Heck yeah!
 * Charity: Yeah! It's awesome!
 * Patient: Let's all have a party.
 * (Everyone Cheers with Agreement)

Party Conversation:

 * (Everyone is Having a Halloween Feast)
 * Humanity: So, is it fun for any of you guys to play volleyball lately?
 * Serene: It sure is. Mr. Bart shows up at the volleyball games from time to time.
 * Alice: I agree. You should come to our game sometime, Kind.
 * Kind: Sounds fun. Still remember how crazy your games used to be then.
 * Willamine: Good times. Good times. Hey, do you guys ever wonder what happened to Deborahbot 5000?
 * (Everyone Agrees)
 * Cally (Off-Screen): That's hilarious!
 * Alice (Off-Screen): You know it.
 * (No One Notices Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Out There)
 * Marweb: This time, Patient will be mine, and so will her friends.
 * Sr. Tentacles: Right, Marweb. I won't let you down.
 * Cally: Hey, Temper, would you mind cutting me a slice of that yummy looking cake?
 * Temper: Oh, I'd love to. But I mustn't hold knives because they're dangerous, but Kind may want it.
 * (Kind Laughs Nervously): Kids these days. Don't know anything about magical weapons. It's called a knife, Temper.
 * Kind: Voila! Oops.
 * Temper: Really, Kind? You and your friends "already had this turn".
 * (Kind Sweats Nervously)
 * Temper (Off-Screen): Kind? Don't ignore me or anyone else.
 * Serene: So, Kind, how has your tricks come about?
 * Kind: Much better than before, because that's how time works.
 * Pammy: Oh, my gosh! You have to show us!
 * Serene: You can show us how your tricks has come about.
 * (Mr. Bart's Girls Eagerly Agree to Kind)
 * (Kind Laughs Nervously and Turns to Patient)
 * Kind: Can I really show them, Patient?
 * Patient: Of course you can, Kind.

How to Scare:

 * (Mr. Bart Trains the Girls How to Scare Marweb and Sr. Tentacles)
 * (A Kaiju Lets Out a Shrill Roar)
 * (Mr. Bart Helps her Stand Tall and Look Forward)
 * (The Kaiju Roars at Chastity)
 * (Mr. Bart Shakes the Kaiju's Hand)
 * (Alice and Willamine Rattle Some Chains)
 * Mr. Bart: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Cally Pumps Up her Strength)
 * Mr. Bart: Keep your chin up, kid. Marweb would be frightened.
 * (Mr. Bart Helps Pammy Make a Funny Face)
 * (Pammy Makes a Funny Face)
 * (Serene Turns into a Bat, and Punches a Bag)
 * Serene: How was that, Mr. Bart?
 * Mr. Bart: Not bad. Not bad at all.
 * (A Witch Makes a Potion in her Cauldron)
 * Witch: Double double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. (Cackling)
 * (Patient and Humanity Do Push-Ups)
 * Mr. Bart: You're doing good, girls. Keep going.
 * (A Creature Rises Out of the Water and Roars)
 * Mr. Bart: Wow! Yes! Now you're ready.

This Place is Haunted:

 * (Marweb and Sr. Tentacles are Terrified, they Scream and Run, but they Bumped into Patient, who is Standing)
 * Patient: Patient runs from nothing! Run away terrified.
 * (Marweb and Sr. Tentacles are Nervously Thinking)
 * (Patient Walks Forward a Little and Motions for Them to Jump out the Window)
 * Marweb: Okay, okay, we'll leave. We promise we will never bother you again.
 * (Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Jump out the Window)
 * (Patient and her Friends Laugh as they See Marweb and Sr. Tentacles Run Off)