Pranks-It-All in FeverTown


 * [Cesar and Tea walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Cesar: Well, Tea, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in FeverTown. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
 * Tea: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Tea tries to open the can.]
 * Cesar: Tea, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Tea: Nice try, Fever, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
 * Cesar: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Tea. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Cesar walks off screen.]
 * Tea: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
 * [Cesar enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Cesar: Ah! [Tea enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Tea?
 * Tea: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Tea is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Cesar in his aisle. Cesar laughs. An old fish named Wolfie enters the scene.]
 * Wolfie: Good to see you, Cesar. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Cesar: Great, Wolfie. This is my friend Tea. He wants to become a prankster, too.
 * Wolfie: [walks up to Tea] Well, pleasure to meet you, Tea. [shakes Tea's hand, but Wolfie has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Tea. Tea screams and sucks on his hand. Wolfie laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Tea: I don't get it.
 * Wolfie: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Cesar: You see, Tea, Wolfie here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [he and Tea walk to the checkout counter and Wolfie is behind it.] Okay, Wolfie, let's see what you've got.
 * Wolfie: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Tea chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Tea: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Cesar: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * Wolfie: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Cesar: What else have you got?
 * [Wolfie holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * Wolfie: A whoopee cushion.
 * Cesar: Nah.
 * [Wolfie holds up fake vomit.]
 * Wolfie: Fake vomit.
 * Cesar: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * Wolfie: Real vomit?
 * Cesar: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * Wolfie: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Cesar: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Tea: But I can see it.
 * Cesar: Gee, Tea, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Cesar gives Wolfie some money.]
 * Wolfie: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Cesar: Thanks, Wolfie. [he and Tea walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Cesar and Tea outside.] Here it is, Tea. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Tea: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Cesar: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Jennah, Tom, Gina, Horace, Hal, and Shelly.]
 * Jennah: They're floating in midair!
 * Gina: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Tea: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Cesar!
 * [Tea gives Cesar a thumbs up.]
 * Cesar: Well, let's get started.
 * [Tea takes off his shorts.]
 * Tea: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Tea drops his pants on the ground.]
 * Cesar: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Tea: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Cesar: That it does, Tea, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Tea takes the can of spray while Cesar takes off his pants. Tea hugs the can.] Okay, Tea, give me the can.
 * Tea: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Cesar: Tea, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Tea: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Cesar: Give me that thing.
 * [Cesar grabs the can and he and Tea wrestle over it. Cesar accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Tea: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Tom: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Tom laugh. The bus drives off. Cesar covers his lower half]
 * Cesar: Oh my gosh, Tea, help me find our clothes!
 * [Cesar pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Tea sprays Cesar's right hand and it disappears]
 * Tea: I gotta hand it to you, Cesar. You look kinda funny.
 * [Tea laughs and Cesar screams.]
 * Cesar: Righty, where are you? [Tea laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Tea making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Tea takes the can.]
 * Tea: Yeah. [He sprays Cesar's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Cesar takes the spray can and sprays Tea's lower half.]
 * Cesar: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Cesar and Tea, who are now invisible. Tea shakes the can.]
 * Tea: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Cesar grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Cesar: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Tea. You used the last of it.
 * [Cesar throws the can far away.]
 * Tea: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Cesar: Oh, forget the pants, Tea. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Cesar and Tea walk off somewhere.]
 * Tea: Hey, Cesar, do you know what time it is?
 * Cesar: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Tea: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind Jennah.]
 * Cesar: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Jennah: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Cesar: Thank you.
 * Jennah: Don't mention it.
 * [Jennah turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Tea: Don't mention what?
 * Jennah: Uh, who said that?
 * Tea: Me.
 * Jennah: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Jennah runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Tea: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Cesar: Wait a second, Tea, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Tea: Lay it on me.
 * Cesar: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Tea: Yeah.
 * Cesar: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in FeverTown. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Cesar and Tea: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Cesar: Let's go scare some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show Yukichi's rocket. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her rocket. She hears a noise, which is Cesar and Tea's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * Yukichi: Huh? [the outside of her rocket is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Tea?
 * [Photos of Tea are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Yukichi turns around and sees Cesar and Tea covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
 * Cesar and Tea: We're ghosts.
 * [Cesar and Tea wail again. Yukichi laughs.]
 * Yukichi: I knew it was you guys! Alright, the joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [Yukichi screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the FeverTown island, and lands in New York. The escape pod explodes in New York. Cesar and Tea leave Yukichi's house, laughing.]
 * Cesar: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Cesar and Tea laugh.]
 * Tea: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Cesar: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * [The scene changes to show Hunni's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
 * Hunni: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Tea and possibly Cesar eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Tea's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
 * [Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Taki painting and humming to himself at his house. Cesar and/or Tea takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]
 * Taki: Huh?
 * [Cesar and/or Tea paint(s) a mustache under Taki's nose. The two wail ghostly. Taki crashes through the wall and runs away.]
 * Taki: Ghosts!
 * [The scene changes to show Makomelon surfing at FeverTown Beach. Cesar and Tea surf up to Makomelon, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]
 * Cesar and Tea: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!
 * Makomelon: Ghosts!
 * [Makomelon screams while falling off the board.]
 * [Mega appears waving her arms wildly.]
 * Mega: Ghosts!
 * [Flippy appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]
 * Flippy: Ghosts!
 * [Peakek appears, scared with arms on his head.]
 * Peakek: Ghosts!
 * [Wee appears in a sort of screaming position.]
 * Wee: Ghosts!
 * [Leslie appears holding a piece of toast.]
 * Leslie: Toast.
 * [Maki appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]
 * Maki: Ghosts!
 * [Cesar and Tea are reading newspapers. Cesar laughs.]
 * Cesar: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
 * [Tea is holding his newspaper upside down]
 * Tea: Yeah.
 * Cesar: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in FeverTown-- [An article is shown it reads, "Pepper Last To Be Haunted! says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Pepper Demon.
 * [The same article is shown on Tea's paper, but it is upside down.]
 * Tea: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
 * [Cesar is "shown"]
 * Cesar: We'll see about that!
 * [The scene changes to show Optji's Diner at night. Pepper Demon peers out of the blinds.]
 * Pepper Demon: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurts. [shows a gold necklace around Pepper Demon neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Pepper Demon is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got my secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.
 * [The lights black turn off. Cesar and Tea wail ghostly.]
 * Cesar and Tea: [As they open the front door] Pepper!
 * Pepper Demon: Wha?
 * [Cesar and Tea toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Cesar: Pepper, we've come to haunt you.
 * [Pepper Demon uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Pepper Demon: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [Cesar and Tea moan ghostly. Cesar and Tea walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Pepper Demon hits the ball faster.]
 * Pepper Demon: I'm warning ya!
 * [Cesar and Tea moan. Cesar or Tea stops the ball. Cesar or Tea then cuts the string.]
 * Pepper Demon: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Cesar and Tea: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Pepper Demon breaks out of his armor and screams.]
 * Pepper Demon: I gotta get out of here!
 * [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Cesar: You can't escape, Pepper. We've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of Optji's Diner.]
 * Pepper Demon: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Pepper Demon tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]
 * Tea: Nice try, Pepper, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Pepper Demon dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Cesar: Too late, Pepper, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Pepper Demon cowers in a corner.]
 * Pepper Demon: Please, spirits, leave me be.
 * [Tea laughs.]
 * Tea: [while Pepper Demon is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Cesar.
 * Cesar: [while Pepper Demon is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Tea, I've got one more idea. [to Pepper Demon] You're going to pay, Pepper.
 * Pepper Demon: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!
 * Cesar: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Pepper Demon: No!
 * Cesar: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Pepper Demon: No! Don't burn me dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Cesar and Tea, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Cesar and Tea.
 * Cesar: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [Tea looks down and notices that he is visible.]
 * Tea: Uh, Cesar. Cesar, we're visible again. [Cesar looks down, then he and Tea scream and cover their lower halves. Pepper Demon lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]
 * Pepper Demon: So you two are the FeverTown ghosts.
 * Cesar: We're really sorry, Pepper Demon. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.
 * [Pepper Demon puts them down.]
 * Pepper Demon: Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
 * Cesar: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
 * [Pepper Demon laughs]
 * Pepper Demon: Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees ya nude.
 * Cesar: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
 * Tea: Me too.
 * Pepper Demon: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
 * Cesar: Pepper Demon, thanks for being such a good sport.
 * Pepper Demon: [off-screen] Don't mention it.
 * [Cesar and Tea walk into the dining area.]
 * Cesar: That Pepper Demon, always looking out for me. What a guy.
 * Tea: Yeah.
 * [A white, round light shines on Cesar and Tea. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Tom, Makomelon, Hunni, Yukichi, Taki, Horace, Maki, Mr. Waters, Wolfie, Jimmy, Sadie, Jennah, Mimi, Scooter, Dennis, Martin, a human, two Billys, Clay, and Franco.]
 * Pepper Demon: Optji's Diner presents... live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the FeverTown Ghosts!
 * [Jennah, Sadie, Maki, Martin, Abigail, and Wolfie are shown cheering. Cesar and Tea scream while trying to cover themselves up. Pepper Demon laughs teasingly. Yukichi whistles at them as Hunni takes a picture. Taki laughs. Cesar and Tea keep trying to cover themselves.]
 * Cesar: Tea!
 * Tea: Yeah?
 * Cesar: [Scene cuts to the outside of Optji's Diner] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! [Cesar lets out a crying yell as the episode ends. A person wolf whistles in cheers.]