BFB: Haunted Halloween Virtues/Transcript

Charity and his Friends are Invited to a Halloween Feast:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Jacknjellify presents)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * Charity: Everyone, we've been invited to a Halloween feast. It's time to go to that feast that's here on this calendar.
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Silence: That's a great idea, Charity.
 * (Charity)
 * (Charity Pulls the Isis to Kind)
 * (Kind)
 * Kind: What's a Halloween feast?
 * (Kind Moves the Isis Away)
 * (And Some of Charity's Friends)
 * Polite: It's a feast for Halloween. Everybody who invites them to a feast do what they say.
 * Diligence: Right, Polite.
 * Maturity: I'll make some costumes for all of us.
 * Charity: I'm so happy, but that reminds me. I must finish the decorations.

Charity and his Friends were Wearing Costumes:

 * (All of Charity's Friends are Sewing Costumes)
 * (Seconds Later, Their Costumes are Done)
 * (Charity is Dressed as a Knight)
 * (Chastity is Dressed as a Pirate)
 * (Temper is Dressed as Amaya)
 * (Diligence is Dressed as a Mexican Dancer)
 * (Patient is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Kind is Dressed as a Princess)
 * (Humility is Dressed as Sailor Moon)
 * (Polite is Dressed as a Mermaid)
 * (Humanity is Dressed as a Clown)
 * (Confident is Dressed as a Ballerina)
 * (Humor is Dressed as a Hula Dancer)
 * (C.C. is Dressed as a Cheerleader)
 * (Verity and Rarity are Dressed as Fairies)
 * (Calamity is Dressed as a Ringmaster)
 * (Vitality is Dressed as Alice)
 * (Trust is Dressed as a Butterfly)
 * (Healthy is Dressed as a Baseball Player)
 * (Sympathy is Dressed as a Cowgirl)
 * (Prudent is Dressed as Princess Jasmine)
 * (Vanity is Dressed as Soleil Spacebot)
 * (Unity is Dressed as Prince Derek)
 * (Purity is Dressed as Cinderella)
 * (Lollipop is Dressed as a Farmer)
 * (Sanity is Dressed as Belle)
 * (Shy is Dressed as an Angel)
 * (Happy is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Silly is Dressed as a Clown)
 * (Greed is Dressed as Koji Minamoto)
 * (Amity and Yummy are Dressed as Spiders)
 * (Humidity is Dressed as Ranamon)
 * (Pride is Dressed as Britney Tenelli)
 * (Remedy is Dressed as Tegan)
 * (Chance is Dressed as Takuya Kanbara)
 * (Utility is Dressed as an Artist)
 * (Love is Dressed as a Headless Girl)
 * (Courage is Dressed as a Fairy)
 * (Passion is Dressed as a Security Guard)
 * (Peace is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Dream is Dressed as a Mummy)
 * (Effervescent is Dressed as Gerhard)
 * (Tranquility is Dressed as Zoe Orimoto)
 * (Wisdom is Dressed as Hedvig)
 * (Hope is Dressed as Jacqueline)
 * (Grace is Dressed as the Grim Reaper)
 * (Faith is Dressed as Mel from Zinba)
 * (Luck is Dressed as a Skeleton)
 * (Joy is Dressed as a Queen)
 * (Loyalty is Dressed as a Unicorn)
 * (Cruelty is Dressed as a Goth)
 * (Honesty is Dressed as a Bee)
 * (Laughter is Dressed as a Bat)
 * (Magic is Dressed as a Magician)
 * (Society is Dressed as a Jack-O-Lantern)
 * (Knowledge is Dressed as Fancy)
 * (Silence is Dressed as a Devil)
 * (Will is Dressed as J.P. Shibayama)
 * (Intelligence is Dressed as a Superhero)
 * (Maturity is Dressed as Tommy Himi)
 * (Rainbow Vivid is Dressed as Zoe Drake)
 * (Kelly is Dressed as a Cat)
 * (Samantha is Dressed as a Mime)
 * (Shanty is Dressed as a Lolita Ghost)
 * Polite: These costumes are so neat, stylish and comfortable.
 * Charity: I agree, Polite. Time to meet the ghosts, everybody.
 * (Charity's Friends Agree)
 * (Charity and his Friends Go to the Other Side of Halloween Festival to Investigate)

Octo Basher Enters:

 * (Octo Basher Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (The Virtues Scream in Terror)
 * Patient: GHOST!!
 * Charity: That's not a ghost. He can't go through walls.
 * Patient: No, but you can.
 * Octo Basher: We came across to find Knowledge sleeping on a pumpkin.
 * Humanity: That's no pumpkin, silly. That's a Jack-o-Lantern.
 * Knowledge: Jack-o-Lantern? Wow!
 * Temper: Maybe that's a ghost.

Yard Sale:

 * (Charity was Setting up a Yard Sale)
 * Shanty: Yard sale? (Gasps) Yard sale. Yard sale! Guys, wake up! Wake up! There's a yard sale outside!
 * Humility: Yard sale?
 * Shanty: Humor, emergency roll call!
 * Humor: Ma'am, yes, ma'am! Red alert! Battle stations now! Single file! Let's go, go, go!
 * Humility: Society?
 * Society: Here.
 * Humility: Knowledge?
 * Knowledge: Here.
 * Humility: Polite and Chastity?
 * Polite and Chastity: Here.
 * Humility: Virtues? Check, check, check.
 * Patient: I hate yard sales. (Screams) Someone's coming!
 * (Everyone Gets Back to their Places)
 * Charity: Okay, let's see what we got.
 * (Charity Finds a Puzzle Game)
 * (Then Charity Finds Charity)
 * Charity: Bye, Shanty.
 * (Shanty Looks Down and Worries)
 * Shanty: Charity! Think, Shanty. Think, think, think.
 * (Charity Whistles for Shanty)
 * (Shanty Hissing)
 * Charity: Hey, girl. Over here, Shanty! Over here!
 * (Charity Runs to Shanty)
 * Charity: Okay, girl, to the yard sale!
 * Temper: What's going on?
 * Charity: Shanty!
 * Chastity: She's nuts!
 * Laughter: Her hair isn't that bad.
 * Patient: Don't do it, Shanty! We love you!
 * Shanty: Careful, now.
 * (Shanty Runs Downstairs)
 * (Charity and Shanty Look Outside)
 * (Charity Puts the Box on the Table)
 * Charity: Okay, girl, let's go. And keep it casual.
 * (Shanty Walks Down Casual Like)
 * Shanty: Not that casual.
 * (Shanty Walks to the Box)
 * Honesty: Coming through.
 * Humanity: Let me see.
 * Patient: Is she out there?
 * Temper: Do you see her?
 * Humility (Off-Screen): There she is.
 * (Charity Climbs on Shanty's Back and on the Table)
 * (Shanty Climbs in the Box)
 * Patient (Off-Screen): She's getting in the box!
 * Humanity: She's selling herself for 25 cents!
 * Society: Oh, Shanty, you're way worth that that.
 * Humility (Off-Screen): Hang on, hang on. She's got someone.
 * (Shanty Carries Charity in her Arms)
 * (Humility Gasps): It's Charity!
 * Charity's Friends: Charity?!
 * Patient: Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.
 * (Shanty Jumps Down with Charity in her Arms)
 * Charity: Good girl, Shanty. Sit there. There you go, buddy. Bless you, Shanty.
 * Shanty: Okay now. Back to my room.
 * Humility (Off-Screen): Way to go, kid.
 * (Charity's Friends Cheer)
 * Humanity: Yippity-doo.
 * Charity: Shanty! I'm slipping!
 * (Shanty Helps him Up)
 * (Shanty Slips on a Banana Peel)

Kidnapped!:

 * (Octo Basher Gasps)
 * Octo Basher: She's got a cute belly button. Nice hot looking jeans. I need to fix her hair, though. If only you had-- (Gasps) Her ring! I found her! I found her! (Laughing)
 * Charity: Shanty! Quiet down! Excuse me. Can I help you?
 * Magic: Yes. You can help take his paws off my girl.
 * Octo Basher: I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.
 * Charity: How did my friend get down here?
 * Humility (Off-Screen): Just give her Shanty nice and easy.
 * Charity: I'm sorry. She's part of our team.
 * (Octo Basher Groans)
 * Humility (Off-Screen): Now just walk away.
 * Octo Basher: Wait!
 * Humility (Off-Screen): The other way.
 * Octo Basher: I'll give you 50 bucks for her.
 * Chastity: 50 bucks ain't bad.
 * Laughter: Yeah, it's obviously true, Chastity.
 * Charity: She's not for sale.
 * Octo Basher: Everything's for sale, or trade. Do you like my coat?
 * Charity: Sorry.
 * Humility: She's safe.
 * (Charity's Friends Cheer)
 * Society: She showed him.
 * (Octo Basher Gets Frustrated and Starts to Leave)
 * Chastity (Off-Screen): Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.
 * (Octo Basher Steps on a Skateboard and Sees Something in his Eye)
 * Humility (Off-Screen): Hold on.
 * Humanity (Off-Screen): What's up?
 * Patient (Off-Screen): What is it, Humility?
 * (Octo Basher Rolls the Skateboard Out of Sight, and Kidnaps Shanty)
 * Society (Off-Screen): What's he doing?
 * Patient: I can't watch. Can someone cover my eyes?
 * Humility: Oh, no. He's stealing Shanty.
 * Patient: Stealing? He can't take Shanty. It's illegal.
 * Society: Where's he going?
 * Patient: Somebody do something.
 * Charity: Humility!
 * (Humility Jumps Down and Tries to Rescue Shanty)
 * Chastity: Get him, Humility.
 * (Humility Runs After Octo Basher's Car)
 * (Humility Sees the Car Drive Away)
 * (Humility Jumps on the Car and Tries to Open it)
 * (She Falls off the Car and the Car Drives Away)
 * (The License Plate Said OCTBSHR)
 * (Humility Found a Feather on the Ground)
 * (Charity's Friends Looked Sad)
 * Charity: Why would someone steal Shanty?
 * (Scene Fades to the Car Driving)
 * (Shanty is in a Suitcase Looking Through the Outside)
 * (Octo Basher Takes the Suitcase with Shanty Inside)
 * (Shanty Looks Through the Outside)
 * (Octo Basher Goes Inside the Building)
 * (The Building Said "No Children Allowed")

Who Stole Shanty?:

 * (Patient Falls Down and Accidentally Hits a Button)
 * Octo Basher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * (Patient Screams)
 * Octo Basher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * Charity: Patient, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
 * Patient: Which one is off?
 * Octo Basher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * Kind: For crying out loud, it's this one!
 * (Kind Turns off the TV)
 * Kind: I loathe that ghost.
 * (A Picture of Shanty is Shown)
 * Temper: Okay, let's go over this again. At exactly 8:32-ish, Exhibit #A: Shanty the Ghost was kidnapped. Exhibit #B: She was taken by the kidnapper.
 * Society: He didn't have a beard.
 * Temper: Okay, Humility, give him a shave.
 * (Humility Fixes Octo Basher's Image)
 * Knowledge (Off-Screen): The kidnapper was bigger than that.
 * Temper: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
 * Charity: Let's go right to Exhibit #F. The kidnapper had a vehicle. The vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
 * Temper: Your eyes have it backwards. They went the other way.
 * Charity: Hey, shut up!
 * Patient: How do you spell FBI?
 * Charity: My crime scene!
 * Temper: Watch where you're going, Patient!
 * Patient: You didn't tell me there was a crime scene.
 * Temper: Excuse me. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
 * Charity's Friends: Huh?
 * (Temper was Writing Something on a Piece of Paper)
 * Knowledge: What are you doing, Temper?
 * Temper: It's some kind of code. It's a message on that vehicle's tag.
 * Charity: It's just a license plate. Just a pile of letters.
 * Diligence: Yeah, and they're about 3 - 5 million registered cars.
 * Charity: This can't help. Let's just go back to work.
 * Temper: Work, work, work. Hang on!
 * (Temper Writes "Octo Basher" on the Paper)
 * Charity's Friends: Octo Basher?
 * Temper: Humility, draw that guy in the ghost suit.
 * (Humility Draws Octo Basher in the Ghost Suit)
 * (Patient Screams): It's the ghost!
 * Temper (Off-Screen): That's our guy.
 * Kind (Off-Screen): I knew there was something I hated about that ghost.
 * Kelly: So, you kidnapped the Ghost Girl, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Octo Basher: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into our garden. (Giggles)
 * Kelly: You have done well, my Octo Basher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Kelly, the cat, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Basher Laughing)

Kelly and Basher's Team Up:

 * Kelly: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Basher?
 * Octo Basher: Yes, Kelly. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Kelly: Excellent.
 * Patient: Here, Magic. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Kelly and Basher)
 * Magic (Off-Screen): Thanks, Patient. I needed that.
 * Kelly: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
 * Octo Basher: Sorry, Kelly. Those girls are strong.
 * Kelly: Just like the boys, Basher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * Kelly: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Kelly will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Akuma Tries to Bite Kelly's Hand)
 * (Kelly Smacks the Akuma Causing it to Spin)

The Ghost Strikes Back:

 * (Scene Fades to the Virtues Playing Checkers)
 * (Shanty Moaning)
 * Charity: Shanty!
 * (Shanty Moaning)
 * Patient: She's calling me.
 * Kelly: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Kelly Walks to the Akuma)
 * Kelly: Get ready to fly, little Akuma. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Kelly Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Kelly's Plan/The Bigger Scare:

 * Kelly: There's no time to waste, Octo Basher. Get cranking.
 * Octo Basher: Yes, Kelly. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Kelly Has a Picture of Charity)
 * Kelly: This is your target.
 * (Akuma Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Kelly Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Akuma to See)
 * (Akuma is Pleased)
 * Kelly: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, Akuma, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Basher Laughing)
 * Kelly: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Octo Basher: Y-Yes, Kelly.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the House)
 * (Charity Snoring)
 * (Akuma Spies on Charity)
 * (The Akuma Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears and Akumatizes Him)
 * Kelly's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Charity: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Kelly: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the place to go.
 * Charity: Little girls... field trip... to the Misty Meadow.
 * Kelly: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Charity Giggling)
 * (Basher Laughs and Stops)
 * Kelly: Don't just stand there. Get to my traps.
 * Octo Basher: Yes, Kelly.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the House)
 * (Basher's Tentacles Grabs Shanty)
 * Octo Basher: Gotcha!
 * Shanty: Help!
 * Octo Basher: Kelly does not like meddlers.
 * Shanty: N-N-Not me!
 * (Shanty Tries to Run Away from Basher, when Fire Burns Basher)
 * Octo Basher: Yeow!
 * (Samantha Blows Fire at Basher)
 * (Basher Screaming)
 * (Basher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Octo Basher: You two will pay for this!
 * (Samantha Becomes Shanty's Friend)
 * (Shanty Shakes Samantha's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Samantha Run)
 * Octo Basher: No one escapes the Octo Basher.
 * (Samantha Hides in the Clouds)
 * (Kelly and Humility Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Akumas)
 * Kelly: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my precious Girls.
 * (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Kelly)
 * (Samantha Screaming)
 * (The Akumas Finally Catch her)
 * (One of the Akumas Put the Earphones on Samantha)
 * (Samantha is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)
 * (Patient Fights off the Akumas)
 * (The Still-Akumatized Charity Grabs the Akumas, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
 * Humility: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
 * Kelly: Get out of my way or else!
 * Samantha: You can't tell Samantha what to do.
 * Kelly: Then watch what I can do to you.
 * (Kelly Turns Samantha into a Mime)
 * Patient: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Samantha?

Kelly's Frustration/Octo Basher's Death:

 * (Kelly Catches her)
 * Kelly: I'll change the others into something worse than mimes, unless you brats do what I say!
 * Humility: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, Kind.
 * Kind: Samantha, stop Basher.
 * Samantha: Yeah.
 * (Basher Looks for the Girls)
 * (Samantha Shows Up)
 * Octo Basher: You're no match for me.
 * (Samantha Blows Fire at Basher)
 * Octo Basher: I mean, I'm no match for you.
 * (Basher Runs Away)
 * (Kelly Laughing): Yeah.
 * (Basher Accidentally Runs Up to Kelly)
 * Kelly: Get off of me! Basher, what are you-- Wha--
 * (Knowledge Tips Kelly into the Void)
 * (Kelly and Octo Basher Fall in the Void)
 * Society: That was great, Knowledge.
 * (Knowledge Chirps Agreement)
 * (The Ghosts See Kelly)
 * Kelly: Basher! Basher, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
 * Octo Basher: Sorry, Kelly.
 * (Kelly Sees the Ghosts)
 * Kelly: No! No! Back!
 * (Rainbow Vivid See Kelly's Wand)
 * Rainbow Vivid: Patient, the wand!
 * (Patient Twirls her skirt like a Lasso)
 * Patient: I'll get that wand, Vivid.
 * (Patient Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
 * (Patient Runs to Samantha with the Wand)
 * Patient: I want Samantha back!
 * (Patient Turns Samantha Back into a Human)
 * Samantha: Thanks, Patient.
 * Charity: Hey, Patient changed Samantha back to her human self.
 * Kelly: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
 * (Cut to the Void)
 * Kelly: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
 * (The Ghosts Moan Back)
 * Kelly: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Kelly the Cat! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Moaning Sound, and Humanity Heard it)
 * (She Turns Around and See Love as a Headless Girl)
 * (Humanity was Terrified, That She Ran)
 * (She Soon Comes to a Stop and Sees Lollipop in a Farmer Costume)
 * (She Runs Away Again as Fast as She Could, But Then She Sees Peace Wearing her Ghost Costume)
 * (Humanity Runs to a Safe Place to Hide)
 * (She Then Hears a Spooky Noise)
 * (Humanity Runs)
 * Humanity: They say there's no such thing as--
 * (Suddenly, a Hand Places on Humanity's Shoulder)
 * Dream: You should scare them.
 * Humanity: Good idea. Huh?
 * (Humanity Turns Around and Saw Dream in a Mummy Costume)
 * (Humanity Yelps, and She Runs to the Exit)
 * Octo Basher: Stop! You can't destroy him!
 * Kelly: Don't you dare!
 * (Kelly Tackles Octo Basher, and She and Octo Basher Fall to the Void)
 * Charity: I got you, Kelly!
 * (Charity De-Akumatizes Himself and Grabs Kelly's Hand, but Octo Basher Falls in the Void, Ending his Life Once and For All)
 * (Kelly Lands on the Ground, and Charity Collapses in Humility's Arms)
 * (Kelly Notices the Void Rushing, and Jumps to Save Humility)
 * (The Water Keeps Coming)
 * (Octo Basher Loses her Grip, and Tries to Hang on)
 * Humility: Octo Basher, give me your hand.
 * (Octo Basher Tries to Hit Humility's Hand, but Humility Moves it)
 * (Octo Basher Keeps Losing her Grip)
 * Humility: Octo Basher, come on!
 * (Octo Basher Looks Down)
 * Humility: I'll help you.
 * (Octo Basher Loses her Grip Once More)
 * (Humility Looks Stunned)
 * (Octo Basher Falls to her Death in the Churning Void)
 * (Humility's Eyes Widened)
 * (The Void Roses Faster, Until Suddenly it Stops)
 * (Shanty Mourns the Loss of her Own Mother)
 * (Humility Looks at the Void)
 * (The Void was Nice and Clean Now)
 * (Humility Sighs Because of her Failure to Help Octo Basher)
 * Kelly: Humility.
 * Humility: Kelly. I tried.
 * Kind: What are you gonna do with that wand, Humility?
 * Humility: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
 * (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
 * (Explosion)
 * (The Akumas Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
 * Humility: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
 * Kelly: Explode? We're gonna be gone with the wand.
 * (Kind Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
 * Charity: I think we're all out of time.
 * Patient: Yeah.

The Virtue Dance:

 * (Everyone Laughs)
 * Humility: Serves them right.
 * Charity: You said it, Humility.
 * Humility: Thanks, Charity. You spooked the Octo Basher.
 * Kelly: We sure gave those bad guys a fright.
 * Samantha: That's right.
 * (Knowledge Hugs Charity)
 * Knowledge: All it's all thanks to you, Charity.
 * Humility: Now it is time for the dance number.
 * Kelly: Very good idea, Humility.
 * (Virtues Agree)
 * (Sanity and Shy Bob for Apples, but Fall in the Barrel of Water)
 * (Their Heads Rises Out of the Water and Laugh)
 * (Next, Charity and Patient Play Pin the Tail on the Donkey)
 * (Charity Spins Patient, and Patient is Blindfolded)
 * (Patient Accidentally Pins the Tail on Temper, Causing Temper to Jump in Charity's Arms)
 * (Next, Peace and Shanty Play Ghost)
 * (Peace and Shanty Scare Kind, Making Kind Laugh and Run for Fun)
 * (Finally, Charity and his Friends Do Karaoke Night)
 * (Charity Starts to Play the Organ)
 * Kelly: "You've all probably heard the rumors, about this wicked sassy man named the Octo Basher. She's coming to collect on our deals with the Devil, and we all just stopped her."
 * Society: "Hey, she came this way, so beware."
 * Knowledge: "Say, we scared her right out of the air." (Laughs)
 * Humility: "I just put her on icing myself, and we, girl ghouls, wouldn't be so good for her health."
 * Samantha: "We just smashed her, whacked her with a trout!"
 * Patient: "We just thrashed her, and then pulled her insides out."
 * Virtues: "We're having a haunt fright. We're gonna play all day. We're having a haunt fright with a big good day. We're having a haunt fright. We're gonna make it right. Her debt to the devil was coming due tonight."
 * (After the Song was Over, Charity's Friends Cheered)
 * (Scene Fades to Charity Talking to Patient and Chastity)
 * Charity: This is the best Halloween party ever!
 * Chastity: Boo-yah!
 * (Everyone Laughs)
 * Chastity: Happy Halloween! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Chastity)
 * (The Virtues Walk Back to Virtue-Land)
 * (Screen Fades Black)