Sonic and Shadow in Pranks-a-Lot

"" is a knockoff of "Taco and Remote in Pranks-a-Lot"

Script

 * [Sonic and Shadow walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Sonic: Well, Shadow, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Pillary Ruins. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
 * Shadow: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Shadow tries to open the can.]
 * Sonic: Shadow, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Shadow: Nice try, Sonic, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
 * Sonic: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Shadow. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Sonic walks off screen.]
 * Shadow: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
 * [Sonic enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Sonic: Ah! [Shadow enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Remote?
 * Shadow: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Remote is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Sonic in her aisle. Sonic laughs. An old VHS tape named VHSy enters the scene.]
 * VHSy: Good to see you, Sonic. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Sonic: Great, VHSy. This is my friend Shadow. She wants to become a prankster, too.
 * VHSy: [walks up to Shadow] Well, pleasure to meet you, Shadow. [shakes Shadow's hand, but VHSy has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Shadow. Shadow screams and sucks on his hand. VHSy laughs.] That's your first lesson, daughter, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Shadow: I don't get it.
 * VHSy: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Sonic: You see, Shadow, VHSy here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [she and Shadow walk to the checkout counter and VHSy is behind it.] Okay, VHSy, let's see what you've got.
 * VHSy: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Shadow chews the gum but then she screams as her head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Shadow: [Her head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and she talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Sonic: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * VHSy: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Sonic: What else have you got?
 * [VHSy holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * VHSy: A whoopee cushion.
 * Sonic: Nah.
 * [VHSy holds up fake vomit.]
 * VHSy: Fake vomit.
 * Sonic: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * VHSy: Real vomit?
 * Sonic: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * VHSy: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Sonic: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Shadow: But I can see it.
 * Sonic: Gee, Shadow, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Sonic gives VHSy some money.]
 * VHSy: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Sonic: Thanks, VHSy. [She and Shadow walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Sonic and Shadow outside.] Here it is, Shadow. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Shadow: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Sonic: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Price Tag, Winner, Onigiri, 9-Ball, Boom Mic, and ITRD.]
 * Price Tag: They're floating in midair!
 * Onigiri: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Shadow: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Sonic!
 * [Shadow gives Sonic a thumbs up.]
 * Sonic: Well, let's get started.
 * [Shadow takes off her shorts.]
 * Shadow: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Shadow drops her pants on the ground.]
 * Sonic: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Shadow: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Sonic: That it does, Shadow, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Shadow takes the can of spray while Sonic takes off Her pants. Shadow hugs the can.] Okay, Shadow, give me the can.
 * Shadow: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Sonic: Shadow, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Shadow: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Sonic: Give me that thing.
 * [Sonic grabs the can and she and Shadow wrestle over it. Sonic accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Shadow: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Winner: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Winner laugh. The bus drives off. Sonic covers her lower half]
 * Sonic: Oh my gosh, Shadow, help me find our clothes!
 * [Sonic pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Shadow sprays Sonic's right hand and it disappears]
 * Shadow: I gotta hand it to you, Sonic. You look kinda funny.
 * [Shadow laughs and Sonic screams.]
 * Sonic: Righty, where are you? [Shadow laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with her invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Shadow making a hole in the middle of her body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Shadow takes the can.]
 * Shadow: Yeah. [She sprays Sonic's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Sonic takes the spray can and sprays Shadow's lower half.]
 * Sonic: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Sonic and Shadow, who are now invisible. Shadow shakes the can.]
 * Shadow: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Sonic grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Sonic: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Shadow. You used the last of it.
 * [Sonic throws the can far away.]
 * Shadow: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Sonic: Oh, forget the pants, Shadow. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Sonic and Shadow walk off somewhere.]
 * Shadow: Hey, Sonic, do you know what time it is?
 * Sonic: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Shadow: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind the Price Tag.]
 * Shadow: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Price Tag: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Sonic: Thank you.
 * Price Tag: Don't mention it.
 * [Price Tag turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Shadow: Don't mention what?
 * Price Tag: Uh, who said that?
 * Shadow: Me.
 * Price Tag: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Price Tag runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Shadow: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Sonic: Wait a second, Shadow, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Shadow: Lay it on me.
 * Sonic: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Shadow: Yeah.
 * Sonic: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Pillary Ruins. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Sonic and Shadow: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Sonic: Let's go scare some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show Tails's house. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her house. She hears a noise, which is Sonic and Shadow's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * Tails: Huh? [the outside of her house is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Shadow?
 * [Photos of Shadow are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Tails turns around and sees Sonic and Shadow covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
 * Sonic and Shadow: We're ghosts.
 * [Sonic and Shadow wail again. Tails laughs.]
 * Tails: I knew it was you guys! Alright, the joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [Tails screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Pillary Ruins island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. Sonic and Shadow leave Tails's house, laughing.]
 * Sonic: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Sonic and Shadow laugh.]
 * Shadow: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Sonic: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * The Episode Ends with Sonic and Shadow laughing, thinking about their next prank.