The Haunted Vampires/Transcript

Dinner:

 * (Episode Begins with Savannah and her Gargoyles Eating Dinner)
 * (It Wasn't Until the Next Day They Begin to Talk)
 * Savannah: So, Tanya, how did you manage to get by?
 * Alissa: Did you walk through the mud?
 * Tanya: No, I climbed the mountain.
 * (Savannah and Alissa Look at Each Other)
 * Alissa: Yes, this is easy. It turned out so incredible.
 * Savannah: Tanya, you've done.
 * Tanya: There is. I made it through yesterday at least.
 * (Alissa Nods): It's nice that life is wonderful, so you can get greet to other Gargoyles. I hope Sylvia and her gang don't intend to stop us there.
 * (Tanya Smiles)
 * Tanya: That was a night I had never forgotten. I'd practice volleyball, and never lose. I enjoyed being with you guys. I always had so much fun, but really, what could go wrong? Huh?
 * (Savannah and her Gargoyles are Eating Dinner)
 * Alissa: How'd you like to taste this food?
 * Tanya: Yes, please!
 * Savannah: You say so. You would be fine when you eat.
 * (Tanya Thinks for a Moment, and Ponders)
 * Tanya: If I look at the cookie, you understand well that it's good to have.
 * Savannah: So says a little girl. And you probably want to be a little girl, Tanya?
 * Tanya: Yes, I would rather be someone like you.
 * (Alissa, Brittany, and Precious Laugh)
 * Tanya: Huh? I know, I get it.
 * (Tanya Looks and Sees that They're Laughing at Savannah)
 * Tanya: I want to be someone like you, Savannah.
 * Alissa: Just be kind.
 * Savannah: Thank you, Tanya. How was it, did you really want to eat the cookie?
 * Tanya: Mm-hmm.
 * Alissa: It's helpful.
 * Tanya: That was probably what I could believe. Because the better you like a food, the healthier it is. What does it have to be good food that tastes good, I would like to know?
 * Precious: Yes, is that so? You think they should be in juice and turkey?
 * Tanya: That was the most sensible thing to do. you have said for a long time.

Sylvia's Crank Call/Savannah Tells a Story:

 * (Meanwhile, in the streets, Sylvia and her Gang Talked on the Phone)
 * Sylvia: Do you have plans to finish off Savannah?
 * Gretta: No. Not exactly.
 * Sylvia: Oh, pooh.
 * (After Dinner, Savannah and Alissa Go into the Room)
 * Alissa: Do you have no ill?
 * Sam: Ill... me? I've never had a ill. It was just imagination.
 * Alissa: Did you just imagine you had an ill?
 * Hurtz: No, but we imagined we had it. Guess who it is!
 * (Sam and Hurtz are Not Still for a Second, All the While Talking)
 * Sam: Today we have no ill. Today we are so colossal and laid out for a little fun.
 * (Savannah and Alissa are Also up for Some Fun)
 * Alissa: We like to talk about the funniest pranks of any kind.
 * Savannah: Right, Alissa. We have all the funniest pranks ever.
 * (Dinky, Blossom, Sarah, Pepper, Ellen, Velma and Tanya Enter the Room)
 * Blossom: Hi, guys.
 * Dinky: We just dropped in. What is it?
 * Sarah: Who was it?
 * Sam: Just a little imagination, a little imagination, lying and resting. In short... an invention!
 * (Sam and Hurtz are Talking to Dinky, Blossom, Sarah, Pepper, Ellen, Velma and Tanya)
 * Tanya: It's unbelievable what people can be wandered off for. But it wasn't bad... everyone can gets the point.
 * (Savannah and Alissa Look Around Curiously)
 * Savannah: I feel like I'm having a little fun. Can't we play musical chairs or something?
 * Dinky: I don't think it would be so good, and I'm sure you and Alissa would think so.
 * Alissa: Well, they's old-fashioned, so they's old-fashioned. It's easy to do.
 * Blossom: Yeah, we can think of something else.
 * Alissa: Well, I guess I do then.

Transylvanian Act:

 * (Sylvia and James Play Checkers)
 * James: I won! (Laughs) In your face, Sylvie Sweetie!
 * Sylvia: That's not fair! Hey, I know. We'll go over to Savannah's house, and scare the heebie-jeebies out of him.
 * (Meanwhile at Savannah's House)
 * Sam: I'm going to think, come up with something. What do you think we should come up with for fun?
 * (Savannah's Good Mood is Like an Idea)
 * Sam: We can play vampire and scare the lives out of people.
 * Savannah: You don't know what we can do with just Capes. If we had five cents for every single one we scared to death, then I could buy soda then.
 * Blossom: We need not be so terrified!
 * Alissa: Nah. You don't have to learn anything about vampires. We'll just scare them to death a little bit, they'll hardly notice it.
 * (Savannah and Alissa Grab the Capes)
 * Savannah: These can probably be nice vampire costumes.
 * Pepper: What kind of thing is that?
 * Savannah: Okay, that's a worldly thing. And the vampires must be able to see, otherwise it can flutter away and end up in distant Dallas or anywhere.
 * (Savannah and Alissa Put the Capes Over their Heads)
 * Savannah: We've dressed up as vampires.
 * Alissa: We really like it when it comes to us. But if we're going to haunt, maybe it's best to turn on the muffler. So there!
 * (Savannah and Alissa Wave Their Arms Like Vampires)
 * (Henrietta, Natalie, Gretta, and Jessica are Watching TV)
 * Sylvia: Hey, you guys.
 * James: We were talking about scaring Savannah and her Gargoyles.
 * Jessica: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
 * (Henrietta, Natalie, Gretta, and Jessica Laughing)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Stare at Savannah and Alissa)
 * Savannah: We should try out some hisss for ourselves.
 * Alissa: A vampire who couldn't hiss was useless. That was the first thing a vampire had to learn.
 * (Savannah and Alissa hiss in a Transylvanian act)
 * Alissa: We're gonna go outside and frighten someone.
 * (Savannah and Alissa Go Outside and See Joe and Valta)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Watch Savannah and Alissa)
 * (Joe and Valta Park the Car)
 * (Savannah and Alissa Look at Savannah's Gargoyles and Give Them a Thumbs up)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Watch in Agreement)
 * Savannah and Alissa: BOOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA!
 * (Joe and Valta Scream in Terror)
 * (Joe and Valta Race to Sylvia's Place)
 * (Savannah and Alissa Laugh)
 * Savannah: That got 'em. Let's go back to my house.
 * (Scene Fades to Savannah's Room)
 * Alissa: We sure scared the heebie-jeebies out them, guys.
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Laugh)
 * Alissa: We gave a bleh! And a blood! And an OOGA-BOOGA-BOOGA! And we scared 'em, kids.
 * (Later That Night)
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Walk Down)
 * Sylvia: We need to find Savannah and her Gargoyles. He's up to something bad.
 * Jessica: B-B-B-But we don't even know what he's up to.
 * Sylvia: Exactly.

How to Scare:

 * (Inside Savannah's House, Dinky and Blossom Dresses as Vampires)
 * (Savannah and Alissa Teaches Dinky and Blossom How to Scare)
 * Alissa: You practice first.
 * (Dinky and Blossom Does So, but Their hiss is Barely Audible)
 * Alissa: Gee. No, you guys must try to be scary. Like this!
 * (Savannah and Alissa hiss Like Vampires)
 * (Dinky and Blossom hiss Like Vampires as Well)
 * (Later, Sylvia and her Gang Walked Upstairs, Hearing hissing Sounds)
 * Jessica: There's no such thing as vampires. There's no such thing as vampires.
 * Sylvia: What are you doing, Jessica?
 * Jessica: Talking to myself, Sylvia. What do you think we might see?
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Make Their Upstairs)
 * Henrietta: You know, James, I think the door is locked.
 * James: You're right, Henrietta. Gretta, do you have a key to open the door?
 * Gretta: Sure. It's in my pocket somewhere. Here's the key.
 * (Gretta Tries to Open the Door)
 * (Suddenly, Savannah and her Gargoyles Hear a Strange Sound)
 * Savannah: Did you hear that?
 * Tanya: It's something we had been talking about all along. Sylvia and her gang are trying to open the door
 * (Savannah and Alissa Giggle)
 * Sarah: It's Sylvia and her gang.
 * Sam: Now what do we do?
 * Alissa: Calm down, guys. On occasions like this, a vampire is the best you can have.
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Try to Open the Door)
 * Alissa: He'll never get inside. He's too stupid.
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Hear the Key Unlock the Door)
 * Savannah: Now then. Hide in the living room, because that's where we keep your gold bars and diamonds.
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Sneak into the Living Room as Quietly and Carefully and Quickly as they Can)
 * (They Crawl Down Behind the Furniture and Hide)
 * (Savannah Turns off the Light)
 * (He, Alissa, Dinky and Blossom Go into the Cupboard and Close the Door as Best They Can)

Vampires Scares Sylvia and her Gang:

 * (Sylvia and her Gang Open the Door and Come Tiptoeing)
 * Sylvia: Now we'll see if that's where they have the crown jewels.
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Look Around)
 * Sylvia: In that, of course. We go out to the kitchen in the meantime and see if they have any things.
 * (Sylvia and James Go to the Kitchen, and Sylvia's Gang Start Looking for Things)
 * (Gretta Hoists up With his Tail on the Ceiling Lamp)
 * (Gretta Picks up a Small Coffin and Opens it)
 * (Gretta Whistles with Satisfaction)
 * (Gretta Finds a Ring)
 * (Sam and Hurtz are Behind the Sofa)
 * Sam: He found a ring.
 * (Gretta Finds a Medal)
 * Sam: And medal.
 * (Henrietta and Natalie are Looking for Things)
 * (In the Kitchen, Sylvia and James Find Lots of Diamonds and Snicker Mischievously)
 * (Jessica and Gretta are Looking for Things)
 * Gretta: Let's see what's in here.
 * (Gretta Opens the Cupboard Door, then Jessica and Gretta See Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Dressed as Vampires)
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Let Out a in a Transylvanian act hiss)
 * (Gretta and Jessica are Startled as Gretta Drops the Bag and Run)
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Chases them Both with a hiss)
 * (Sylvia and James Snicker as Gretta and Jessica Walk Backwards Nervously at the Vampires)
 * (Gretta and Jessica Bump into Sylvia and James, Dropping the Diamonds to the Floor)
 * (Henrietta and Natalie Hear the Noise and Race to Sylvia and James)
 * (Gretta and Jessica are Shaking in Fright)
 * Sylvia: What? What is it?
 * (Jessica Points to the Vampires)
 * (Sylvia and James See the Vampires Coming Towards Them)
 * (Sylvia and James Scream as they Fall to the Floor)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Laugh)
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Slip Onto the Floor, Knocking the Pots, Pans and Buckets to the Floor)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Laughing)
 * (Sylvia and her Gang Rush to the Door)
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Chase After Them)
 * Savannah: We'll catch up with you soon, and then we'll have fun!
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Chase Sylvia and her Gang Down the Stairs and hiss in a Transylvanian act)
 * (Suddenly, Sylvia and her Gang Slip and Fall Down the Stairs)
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Look Proudly and Come Back to the Living Room)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Have Picked up and Collected all the Things that Sylvia and her Gang Have Lost)
 * Savannah: We managed to scare him away.
 * (Savannah, Alissa, Dinky, and Blossom Take off Their Vampire Costumes)
 * (Savannah's Gargoyles Laugh and are So Happy)
 * Savannah: Nothing goes against the vampires, when it comes to scaring Sylvia and her gang. If people knew how good it was, they would tether a vampire to every single safe throughout the city.
 * Tanya: Think, people are so silly, so they believe in vampires! There's nothing supernatural, you said.
 * Alissa: Oh, that Sylvia and her gang, they thought it was the vampires coming out of the closet, and then there was nothing supernatural at all but just you.
 * (Everyone Laughs)
 * Savannah: It was all a prank.
 * Alissa: Indeed, Savannah.
 * Savannah's Gargoyles: Yeah.
 * (Alissa Hugs Tanya Proudly)
 * Alissa: It will be a great surprise for anyone.