Alphabet Lore: Humanized Adventures/Transcript


 * [train chugging]
 * N: Hoo-wee! Your very first princess summit. You must be over the moon, Y.
 * Y: Oh, I am excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
 * P: You're 'nervicited'! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "YAY ME!!" But you also wanna curl up in a teeny-tiny ball and hide at the same time! We've all been there!
 * U: I'm there almost every day.
 * N: You've got no reason to fret, Y. Everything's gonna be just–
 * V: Y! Oh, sorry, darling, but I just realized you're not falling in love with X. You haven't forgotten it back in Planet Z, have you?
 * Y: It's in my bag. Just feel a little self-conscious about falling in love with him. Haven't really gotten accustomed to these yet, either.
 * V: You are a princess now, Y. Embrace it! I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing.


 * [horn fanfare]
 * X: Her highness, Princess Y!
 * Princess Apollo: [laughs] Y! I haven't seen you since the coronation!
 * Princess Athena: We have so much to discuss. But it can wait until tomorrow. You all look tired from your journey. Now, off to bed, all of you.
 * [excited conversation]


 * Y: [sigh]
 * F: What's wrong, Y?
 * Y: I don't know, F. I'm just... worried, I guess. Princess Apollo was given the Crystal Empire to rule over. What if, now that I'm a princess, Athena expects me to lead a kingdom of my own?
 * F: That would be awesome!
 * Y: No, it would not! Just because I have this crown and these wings, it doesn't mean I'll be a good leader!
 * F: Aw, sure ya will, Y. Now c'mon, you should get some shut-eye. Big day tomorrow! [sigh]
 * Y: [grunts] Can't... tuck...! [grunts]
 * [twang]
 * Y: Just trying to get comfortable! Ugh!


 * [crickets chirping]
 * [footsteps]
 * [door creaks]
 * F: [snoring]
 * One: Ugh!
 * F: Huh? What?
 * Y: [yawns] X! She's got X! Stop! Thief! She's stolen X!
 * Rest of main cast: [gasps]
 * Y: Stop! [grunts]
 * [clatter]
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * Y: What did you do with X?
 * One: Sorry it had to be this way... Princess.
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * U: Who was that?


 * Princess Athena: One. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Y. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to her stealing X.
 * F: She replaced Y's with this one.
 * Princess Athena: I suppose One thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after X and Element of Harmony.
 * Y: But I don't understand. Where did she go? Where did she take the crown?
 * Princess Athena: You'll soon know more about this place than even I do.


 * Princess Artemis: This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons.
 * P: Sparkly!
 * Princess Artemis: It has always been kept in the throne room of Alphaville Castle. But when Princess Apollo took over the Crystal Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over.
 * Princess Athena: [sigh] I had always hoped that One would someday use it to return, to come back to Planet Z seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened.
 * Princess Apollo: Y, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve X. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Planet Z is left without one of its most important means of defense.
 * Princess Artemis: Your crown does not belong in the place One now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves.
 * Princess Athena: You understand the importance of your task?
 * Y: Of course.
 * Princess Athena: Good. Then you must go at once.
 * Y: [sigh]
 * A: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's going, we're going with her.
 * P: [squee]
 * A: Right, girls?
 * P: Oooh! I'm so 'nervicited'!
 * N: You do realize that's not a real word, right?
 * Princess Athena: I'm afraid I can't let you go.
 * A: What?! Why not?!
 * Princess Athena: Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Y to get the crown back from One. This is something Princess Y must do alone.
 * Princess Artemis: Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return.
 * Rest of main cast: [remarks of encouragement] F, NO!
 * Y: Whoa! Aaaah!
 * F: [yelping]


 * Y: [groan]
 * F: Uh, Y?
 * Y: Huh? F! You're not supposed to– F? Are you a... human?
 * F: I... think so. But I have no idea what you are!
 * Y: Huh? [screams] [panting]
 * F: Y, you have to get it together!
 * Y: [heavy breathing] [sigh] What... does the rest of me look like?
 * F: Um, like you. Only not you. Your nose's really here.
 * Y: My nose?! [panics]
 * F: Are you gonna scream again? Where are we?
 * Y: I don't know. But that must serve as the gateway back to Planet Z. We need to find X as soon as possible and get back there. I suggest we start searching the castle first.
 * F: Works for me. Yeah, I don't think that's how the new you is supposed to–
 * [human pants and whines]
 * Y: Whooaaa... Whoa! Ooh... [laughs nervously] C'mon, F. I do not wanna be like this for longer than I have to.
 * F: Well, look on the bright side. You don't have those pesky wings to worry about anymore.
 * [thud]
 * Y: Hmm! [grunts] [gasps] My magic! It isn't working!
 * F: Makes sense. You don't exactly have your horn.
 * Y: What?!
 * F: We really need to find you a mirror.


 * Y: What do ya think, F? Other artifacts she's stolen from Planet Z? [gasps] What am I?
 * [school bell rings]
 * [scattered conversations]
 * Y: Huh? Oof!
 * I: Whoa. You okay?
 * F: I don't think this is a castle.
 * U: Oh, I'm really sorry. I-I just found it, and-and I thought I should give it to her. I didn't know you had dropped it.
 * One: Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you.
 * U: [hushed] It... doesn't really belong to you, either.
 * One: Excuse me?!
 * U: N-n-nothing...
 * One: That's what I thought. It's as good as mine, and you know it. You really are pathetic. It's no wonder your best friends are all stray animals.
 * Y: How dare you speak to her that way!
 * One: What did you say?
 * Y: I said, "How dare you speak to her that way!"
 * One: You must be new here. I can speak to anyone any way I want.
 * [locker door shuts]
 * U: I can't believe you did that!
 * Y: I couldn't just stand there.
 * U: Well, it's just that nobody ever stands up to One.
 * Y: One!?
 * U: You've heard of her?
 * Y: Sort of...
 * U: I don't think I've seen you around before. Did you just transfer to Alphaville High from another school?
 * Y: Um... yes! Another... heh, school! My name's Y.
 * U: [very quietly] I'm... U.
 * Y: Sorry, what was that?
 * U: [even quieter] It's U!
 * Y: It sounds like you're saying U, but how can that...?
 * U: Oh, my goodness! Who's this sweet little guy?
 * Y: That's F! My, uh... human!
 * U: Oh, he's so cute! Go on, eat up, little pup!
 * F: [eats] Huh?
 * U: Oh, wouldn't ya just give anything to know what they're really thinking?
 * Y: He usually just tells me.
 * U: Oh, w-what do you mean?
 * F: [barks]
 * Y: Oh, uh, nothing! (chuckles) Never mind. One said you picked something up. Something that belonged to her. It wasn't a crown, was it?
 * U: How did you know?
 * Y: Uh, lucky guess? Do you still have it?
 * U: Mm-mm.
 * Y: But you know what happened to it.
 * U: Mm-hmm. This morning, I was passing out flyers for the animal shelter like I do every Wednesday.


 * U: Alphaville's animal shelter needs more volunteers. Won't you help an animal that can't help itself?
 * [papers fluttering]
 * U: [whimpers]
 * [clunk]
 * U: Ow!


 * U: I have no idea how it got there. But I didn't want anything to happen to it, so I decided to give it to Principal Athena.
 * Y: Principal Athena? She's the ruler here?
 * U: You could say that. Technically, I guess she and Vice Principal Artemis do make the rules.
 * Y: Where is she now?
 * U: Probably in her office. Third door on your left.
 * Y: Thank you!
 * U: Oh, wait! You're not really supposed to have pets on school grounds. Might wanna tuck him into your backpack. That's what I do.
 * [cat meows]
 * [bird chirps]
 * U: They just get so lonely when I'm in school all day.
 * Y: Oh, okay! Thank you!
 * [school bell rings]
 * U: Oh, no! I'm late for class!


 * [knock knock knock knock]
 * Principal Athena: Come in. How may I help you?
 * Y: Um, uh... Whew. My name's Y. I-I'm new here, and... Well, I understand that U found a crown this morning and gave it to you.
 * Principal Athena: Yes. I've had Vice Principal Artemis put it somewhere for safekeeping. No idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Were you interested in running for Princess of the Fall Formal this year?
 * Y: Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually... Princess of the Fall Formal?
 * Principal Athena: It's Alphaville High's big Fall dance.
 * Y: Like the Grand Galloping Gala.
 * Principal Athena: Uh, Grand Galloping Gala?
 * Y: Oh, uh, it was a big deal at my old school.
 * Principal Athena: And was there a princess?
 * Y: Yes, but she wasn't exactly a student.
 * Principal Athena: Here at Alphaville High, the students select one of their peers to represent them. She receives X at the Fall Formal.
 * Y: Hmm. You asked me if I was interested in running for Princess. Can anyone run?
 * Principal Athena: Yes. You just need to let the head of the Fall Formal planning committee know you'd like to be on the ballot. Was there anything else?
 * Y: Um, nope! That was it!
 * Principal Athena: Well, if you do need anything else, my door is always open.
 * [door closes]
 * F: Y, why didn't ya just tell her the crown was yours and ask for it back?
 * Y: Oh, I was going to, but imagine if one of them showed up in Planet Z saying they came from a place filled with tall, fleshy, two-legged creatures with these? We'd think they were crazy!
 * F: Hmm. You make a good point.
 * Y: Looks like if I want X back, I'll have to become Princess of the Alphaville High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!
 * F: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
 * Y: I have no idea!
 * [school bell rings]


 * [students chatting]
 * Y: I know we've just met, but I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something.
 * U: Of course!
 * Y: I've decided to run for Princess of the Fall Formal, and–
 * U: [gasp] Oh! Oh, gosh! Sorry. It's just, oh, running for Fall Formal Princess is a really bad idea.
 * Y: Why?
 * U: One wants to be Fall Formal Princess, and when she wants something, she gets it! She'll make life awful for anyone who stands in her way. Just ask the girl who ran against her for Princess of the Spring Fling.
 * Y: I have to try!
 * U: Oh, I don't think you understand. You'd have to convince everyone here to vote for you instead of her: the athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers...
 * Y: Why is everybody–
 * [smack]
 * Y: Uh, everybody separated this way?
 * U: Maybe it was different at your old school, but at CHS, everybody sticks to their own kind. One thing that they do have in common is that they know One is gonna rule the school until we graduate.
 * Y: Not if I can help it! [chews apple] So, uh, [giggle] where would I find the head of the party planning committee?


 * Y: U said she'd probably be in here.
 * P: Incoming! [breathes in and blows into a balloon]
 * Y: Hi, my name's Y and... P?
 * [balloon deflates]
 * P: [gasps] Are you psychic?!
 * Y: Uh, no. I don't think so. Unless of course that's something you can do here.
 * P: [sigh] Not usually.
 * Y: U said this is where I'd find the head of the Fall Formal planning committee.
 * P: U, huh? Don't let the whole "shy" thing fool you. She can be a real meanie.
 * Y: You two aren't friends?
 * P: Waited a bit to get your name on the ballot, huh? Dance is day after tomorrow.
 * Y: I'm brand new here.
 * P: Oooh! I thought you didn't look familiar. Though, now that I'm really lookin' at you... Do you have a twin sister who lives in the city, has a pet human named F that looks just like that one?
 * Y: Uh, maybe?
 * P: Thought so. Anyhoo, just need to fill this out and you are officially up for the coveted Princess of the Fall Formal crown.
 * [pen scratching]
 * P: Wow! You have really bad handwriting. It's like you've never held a pen before.
 * Y: [nervous laughter] Is it?
 * N: Somebody order a dozen cases of fizzy apple cider?
 * P: Oh! Oh! Me, me-me-me, me, yeah, ha-ha, me!
 * N: Can you bring in the rest?
 * Big McIntosh: Eeyup.
 * N: Hey, I know you.
 * Y: You do?
 * N: Sure. You're the new girl who gave One the what for today. [gulps cider]
 * P: Y here is gonna run against One for Princess of the Fall Formal.
 * N: [spits] I'd think twice about that. Oh, sure, she'll probably approach you all friendly like... [fakes One's voice] I sure am lookin' forward to some friendly competition. [fakes Y's voice] That's so good to hear. [normal] But then, here comes the backstabbin'.
 * [balloon pops]
 * N: About the only girl in this school you can trust less than One is A.
 * Y: A?
 * P: She's the captain of, like, every team at Alphaville High.
 * [balloon pops]
 * N: She's also the captain of sayin' she's gonna do somethin' for ya, and then turnin' around and not even botherin' to show up.
 * Y: Thanks for the advice, N, but this is something I really need to do.
 * N: Huh, suit yourself. Hey, how'd you know my name is N?
 * Y: Um, I uh... [nervous laughter] Didn't you say?
 * B: Nnnope.
 * Y: Well, it sure was nice meeting you both. I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.
 * P: That one's tryin' to hide a secret, but I am totally on to her. [whispering] She's psychic!
 * N: Uh-huh. If you say so.
 * [doors open]
 * One: This looks terrible! There should be more streamers near the stage and fewer balloons.
 * [balloon pops]
 * O: Yeah, streamers!
 * L: And fewer balloons!
 * [thud]
 * One: Fizzy apple cider? Ugh! This is my coronation, not a hoedown.
 * N: Well, now, it ain't necessarily gonna be your coronation this time around.
 * One: Oh, is that so? You country folk really aren't that bright. Must be why the other students say such awful things about you.
 * N: Grrr...
 * One: Obviously it's gonna be my coronation. I'm running unopposed.
 * P: Not this time. The new girl just signed up!
 * One: What?!
 * P: I know. Her handwriting is really bad.
 * One: [to herself] Where is this Y? [laughs] [to N and P] I'm looking forward to meeting the competition!


 * [students chatting]
 * One: Can't believe I didn't recognize you earlier. Shoulda known Princess Athena would send her prized pupil here after X, and her little human, too.
 * Y: It's my crown!
 * One: Whatever. This is just a minor setback for me. You don't know the first thing about this place, and I already rule it.
 * Y: If that's so, why do you even need X? You went to an awful lot of trouble to switch it with the one that belongs here.
 * One: Pop quiz: what happens when you bring a letter into an alternate world? You don't know? Seriously? [laughing] And you're supposed to be Princess Athena's star student? Then again, what were the chances she'd find somebody as bright as me to take under her wing after I decided to leave Planet Z? Bit embarrassing that you were the best she could do.
 * F: [growls]
 * One: Oh, and I'd keep an eye on your mutt. Hate for him to be... taken away from you.
 * F: Is that a threat?
 * One: Oh, of course not.
 * F: [barks]
 * One: But I'd cut down on the chatter if I were you. Don't want everyone to know you two don't belong here, now would you? You wanna be a princess here? Please. You don't know the first thing about fitting in.


 * One: I want you to follow her. Bring me something I can use just like I did with that last girl who thought she could challenge me.
 * O: You got it, One.
 * One: When the crown and its power are mine, Y will be sorry she ever set foot into this world. Not that she would've been much safer if she'd stayed in Planet Z.
 * O: Yeah, in Planet Z.
 * One: What are you still doing here?! Go!
 * O and L: Ow. Oh.


 * [vending machine creaking]
 * Y: [grunts]
 * T: Excuse me. I need some peanut butter crackers.
 * [machine clanks]
 * T: Voilà!
 * Y: One is right. I don't know the first thing about this place. If I'm gonna really fit in and win votes, we need to do some research.
 * F: Research?
 * Y: This place has a school. I have to believe it's got a... library!
 * O: Got your phone?
 * L: Got yours?
 * O and L: [snickering]
 * Y: So I just push the letters here, and then the words and moving pictures will come up here?
 * Teacher: [sigh] That's right.
 * Y: Maybe this place does have magic.
 * [music playing]
 * H: [in video] "When you're a younger–"
 * [music shuts off]
 * Teacher: Uh, girls, what are you doing?
 * W: We're just seeing how many hits our new music video has gotten.
 * H: [in video] "So the three of us will fight the fight..."
 * Teacher: [groaning] No, just...
 * H: [in video] "There is nothing–"
 * [music shuts off]
 * Teacher: No! The school computers are for research purposes only.
 * Q: It's just as well, y'all. Some of the comments about our song were really awful. "Epic fail"... "Funniest thing I've ever seen"?!
 * W: Funniest thing they've ever seen, huh?
 * Y: Uh, I don't know that that's what you should take from... [sounds of exertion]
 * O and L: [snickering]


 * Y: Whoa! Whoa! Waah!
 * Teacher: Shhh!
 * Y: Uh... [nervous laughter]
 * O and L: [snickering harder]
 * Y: Ugh.


 * Y: [yelps]


 * Voice on P.A. system: The library will be closing in five minutes.
 * Y: [yawn] [gasp] I hadn't even thought about where we're gonna sleep tonight!
 * F: Way ahead of you.


 * F: It's a little [cough, cough] dusty. But it doesn't seem like anybody comes up here.
 * Y: It's perfect, F.
 * F: So, how did your research go?
 * Y: I found this book. It's called a yearbook. It seems to be something they use to keep a record of things that have happened at the school. Look. That's P, A, N, U, and I'm gonna bet the girl on the far right is V.
 * F: There's a V here!? Uh, I mean, uh... interesting photo.
 * Y: It's interesting because they look like they're friends.
 * F: They do look like our friends. But I thought we'd figured that out already.
 * Y: No, I mean... they look like they're friends with each other. But it doesn't seem like they're friends now.
 * F: Not so much.
 * Y: I just can't help but get the feeling that One had something to do with it.
 * F: I wouldn't put it past her. But she wanted X 'cause she's planning on doing something even worse! If you're gonna stop her, you have to focus on making friends here. Can't worry about why these girls aren't friends anymore. Even if they [yawning] do remind you of your Planet Z friends.
 * Y: You're right, F. [sigh] Eye on the prize.


 * Principal Athena: [on P.A. system] Good morning, students, and happy Thursday. Just a reminder to pick up your ballots for the Princess of the Fall Formal today. They are due at the time the dance starts tomorrow night, so don't forget to turn them in and make your voice heard.
 * Y: U said I'd need to win over all those different groups if I wanna become Princess of the Fall Formal. So I've compiled a list of talking points.
 * F: [laughing] You made a list? That's so unlike you! [laughs nervously] Uh... Please... Continue.
 * Y: I'll start introducing myself, sprinkle in some things I learned about their world into the conversation, show them how I fit in here! [sigh] Okay, F. Time to make a good first impression on my fellow students. The whole world sorta depends on it.
 * "Nolan North": Hey, look.
 * [students laughing]
 * Y: Why is everybody looking at me funny? Whoa! What're you...? Why did you...? V?
 * V: Perfect! Oh, yes. This is good! No one will recognize you!
 * Y: Why wouldn't I wanna be–
 * V: And we'll need a disguise for your human, which is too bad. He really is so adorable! Y'know, with a little work, I think I could make him look like a rabbit instead.
 * F: Huh?
 * Y: A rabbit?
 * [door opens]
 * N: There you are, Y.
 * V: So much for the disguise.
 * N: I've been lookin' all over for ya!
 * U: Me too.
 * P: Me three! I like your new look!
 * V: I do have an eye for these sorts of things. Not that you seem to care.
 * P: What?!
 * Y: Why do you think she doesn't care? No, never mind. Why were you all looking for me? What's going on?
 * U: Oh, she hasn't seen it yet.
 * Y: Seen what?
 * P: Oh, it's really not that bad. [laughing nervously]
 * One: [in video] Y wants to be your Fall Formal Princess. But what does it say about our school if we give someone like this... such an important honor?
 * Y: Wha... I...
 * P: I take that back. It's pretty bad!
 * Y: But this all happened yesterday! At the library! Has everyone in the school seen this? Is that why they were all looking at me that way?
 * P and N: Mmm...
 * Y: What am I gonna do? No one is gonna vote for me after seeing this!
 * U: Not that it'll make any difference, but I'll still vote for you.
 * [thunk]
 * U: You were so nice to stand up for me when One was picking on me yesterday.
 * P: If ya still wanna run, maybe there's something I can do to help!
 * U: Word of advice? Don't accept her help. She doesn't take anything seriously!
 * P: Ugh! Why do you have to be so awful to me?
 * V: Oh! Pff. Kch. Ts! Don't play innocent, P! You are no better than she is!
 * P: And what is that supposed to mean?!
 * V: [to Y] I am happy to offer up my assistance as well. [to P] To someone who would appreciate what I have to offer!
 * [arguing]
 * N: Listen to y'all carryin' on! Get over it and move on!
 * V: You mean like how you've gotten over what happened with A?
 * N: She said she'd get the softball team to make an appearance at my bake sale. I tell everybody they're comin', and then not one of 'em shows up! She made a liar outta me! That's different!
 * P and V: Is not!
 * N: Is too!
 * [arguing continues]
 * Y: STOP! All of you! I wanna show you something. You were friends once.
 * N: Hmm. The Freshman Fair. Y'all remember?
 * P: Mm-hmm.
 * V: Yes.
 * Y: But something happened. I think that something was One.
 * V: Well, it's a nice theory, darling, but One had nothing to do with it.
 * U: She's right. One isn't the one who ruined my silent auction for the animal shelter by bringing fireworks and noisemakers! It was supposed to be a serious event, and P ruined it!
 * P: What are you talking about? I got a text from you saying that you didn't want a silent auction. You wanted a big party!
 * U: Uh! I never sent you a text!
 * P: You didn't?
 * V: You don't think she's the one who's been sending me those e-mails, do you? Every time I volunteer to help with the decorations at a school function, I get an e-mail from P saying she has plenty of volunteers! And then I find out she's done everything herself.
 * P: I never sent you any e-mails!
 * N: Maybe she's the reason A didn't show up for my bake sale!
 * Y: Didn't you ever ask A why she didn't show up?
 * N: Heh, I guess I kinda stopped talkin' to her at all after that.
 * Y: Maybe now would be a good time to start.


 * V: They're actually talking! That's a good sign!
 * P: Hugs! Ooh, hugs are always good!
 * N: Somebody, and I think we can all guess who, told A that my bake sale had been moved to a different day. Dash showed up with all the softball team and thought I'd cancelled on her!
 * A: So you're lookin' to dethrone One and become Princess of the Fall Formal, huh? Gotta say, I'd really love to see that happen. I'll totally help you out! All you gotta do is beat me in a game of one-on-one.
 * Y: What?
 * A: First to five goals wins. One-zip!


 * [energetic music]
 * Y: [gasping]
 * A: That's game!
 * V: I... really thought you were gonna... pull it off there in the end! [laughs nervously]
 * A: So what's the plan? How can I help you be princess instead of One?
 * Y: But... I... lost!
 * A: Of course you lost. I'm awesome! But I'm not gonna help just anybody try and beat One. The Fall Formal Princess should be someone with heart and determination. You've proved that you've got 'em both!
 * [cheering]
 * O and L: [snickering]


 * Y: And... can I get mine with extra oats?
 * Woman: Oats?
 * Y: Uh, scratch that. However you normally make it is fine.
 * [cup clatters]
 * I: Oh! We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.
 * Y: You know me! Always trying to make a big splash around here. 'Cause my drink kinda splashed... on the ground! [nervous laughter] I'm gonna go over there now.
 * V: Don't even think about it! You're already trying to get X. Who knows what One would do if you ended up getting her ex-boyfriend too?
 * Y: I'm not trying to. I don't even know... We just accidentally... Ex-boyfriend?
 * U: I broke up with her a few weeks ago. I can't believe she hasn't done something awful to him yet.
 * Y: Maybe she's just waiting until she has the power to do something really awful.
 * N: All right, girls. Dance is tomorrow night, and we still don't know how we're gonna get Y the votes she needs to be named princess. Right now, folks only know the Y from the videos One posted online. We need to help 'em see her differently.
 * [remarks of agreement]
 * V: I'VE GOT IT! Ahem. I mean, um, perhaps I have a solution. Now this may be an absolutely preposterous idea, but what if we all fell in love with these as a sign of unity? Freshman year, they were very, very popular. A way for everybody to show their school spirit! You know? "Go, Alphaville Wondercolts!" Ahem. I haven't sold any in ages. I mean, the five of us are obviously very different, but deep down, we're all Alphaville Wondercolts! One is the one who divided us, Y is the one who united us. And we're gonna let everyone know it! What do you think?


 * [students chatting]
 * [guitar strumming]
 * [lunch tray thudding]
 * [glasses thudding]
 * [stomping and clapping]
 * [song continues in the background]
 * One: Take those off! I have something I need you to do.


 * [school bell rings]
 * [student chatting]
 * V: Doesn't everyone look just fabulous?
 * Y: It was a great idea, V!
 * N: Don't know what she's smilin' about. Y's the one that's gonna be Princess of the Fall Formal.
 * [knock knock knock]
 * One: Vice Principal Artemis! Something terrible has happened!


 * One: Isn't this just awful? And after P worked so hard to make things so perfect! Why would Y do something like this?
 * Vice Principal Artemis: Why would you think Y was responsible for something like this?
 * One: Because I have proof.


 * Y: But... But I don't understand!
 * Vice Principal Artemis: This is clearly you in the photographs, is it not?
 * Y: Yes, but...
 * Vice Principal Artemis: I think it should be fairly obvious that the school cannot let someone who would do something like this compete for the Fall Formal crown.
 * [knock knock]
 * I: Vice Principal Artemis. I found these in a trash can in the library. Thought you should see them. Someone obviously combined these photos to make it look like Y was the one who trashed the gym.
 * Vice Principal Artemis: I appreciate you bringing these to my attention, Flash. In light of this new evidence, you may of course continue your bid to be crowned the Princess of the Fall Formal.
 * Y: Thank you! You have no idea how important this is to me!
 * I: (chuckles) What was I gonna do? Not prove your innocence? Wouldn't be much of a Alphaville Wondercolt, would I?
 * Vice Principal Artemis: I am afraid enough damage has been done to the gym that we will have to postpone the dance until tomorrow night. If you will excuse me, I need to let my sister know about this latest development.
 * I: So, uh, I was wondering. If you aren't already going with somebody, wanna go to the Fall Formal with me tomorrow night?
 * Y: That would be... Tomorrow night!? No, no-no-no-no-no, no no no no no! Nonononono! I can't! The portal! That'll be too late! [panting]
 * I: One "no" would have been fine!


 * V: Everything okay in there?
 * Y: Yes! [to herself] Only it's not okay. It's not okay at all! If I don't get X tonight, I won't be able to go back to Planet Z for another thirty moons! Oh, what are we gonna do?
 * F: Hmm. We tell them the truth. Let them know what's really at stake if you don't get the crown tonight. They'll help us figure somethin' out.
 * Y: But what if they won't? What if when they find out how different I really am...?
 * F: Y, these girls rallied around you 'cause they saw what was in your heart. They aren't gonna feel any differently about you when they find out you're a letter princess in Planet Z.
 * Y: I'm glad you followed me here, F.
 * F: Me too. Unless, of course, we get stuck here for another thirty moons.
 * N: You okay?
 * Y: The Fall Formal isn't happening tonight.
 * P: WHAT!?
 * Y: It had to be postponed because One had O and L ruin all of P's decorations.
 * P: WHAT?!?
 * Y: But the Fall Formal has to happen tonight.
 * P: Wha–!
 * Y: [sigh] You see...
 * P: You're from an alternate world and you're a letter princess there and the crown actually has a magical element embedded in it that helps power up other magical elements, and without it, they don't work anymore, and you need them to help protect your magical world, and if you don't get the crown tonight, you'll be stuck in this world and you won't be able to get back for, like, a really, really long time! [squee]
 * A: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that isn't the reason.
 * F: Nope, she's pretty much spot-on.
 * V: He can talk!?
 * F: Oh, yeah! And back where I come from, I'm not even a human! I'm a ferocious, fire-breathing letter!
 * U: This is so amazing! Tell me, what are you thinking right now?
 * F: Sure would love a scratch behind the old ears!
 * V: Gah...
 * F: Uh, maybe later.
 * Y: How did you know all that?
 * P: Just a hunch.
 * N: Wait a minute! Lemme get this straight. You're a letter?
 * V: You're a princess?
 * U: You're from another world?
 * Y: [gulp] Mm-hmm.
 * A: That... is... awesome!
 * [excited chatter]
 * F: See? Told ya.


 * V: I simply cannot believe they did all this!
 * P: If I only had some kind of... party cannon that could decorate everything super fast!
 * Y: I know it seems impossible, but, maybe if we all work together?
 * N: Now that's the kinda can-do spirit I'm lookin' for in a Fall Formal Princess! Let's do it, y'all!
 * V: Absolutely!
 * A: Rock on!
 * P: Yes, indeedily!
 * U: [whispers] Yaaay!
 * P: This... looks... sooooo... GOOD!
 * Principal Athena: [clapping] All right, everyone! Fall Formal is back on for this evening.
 * [students cheering]
 * Principal Athena: So you'd better get out of here and start getting ready. Oh, and don't forget to cast your ballots for the Fall Formal Princess on your way out!
 * "Scott Green": You got my vote, Y.
 * "Cloudy Kicks": Mine, too!
 * Girl #2: Mine too!
 * Girl #3: Mine too!
 * One: You're lucky she was able to pull this off. Next time I ask you to make a mess of things, try to show a little restraint! I need this Formal to go on tonight just as much as she does.


 * U: I still can't believe we pulled that off!
 * A: I can! We're awesome!
 * V: Enough chatter, girls. We need to get ready, and we need to look fabulous!


 * [limo pulls up]
 * [girls laughing]
 * [car pulls up]
 * I: Uh, Y! Look, I know you said "no" about going to the Fall Formal with me, but would you reconsider and at least have one dance?
 * Y: I didn't say "no"! I mean, I did, but... I didn't mean no, to you. I was... Well, what I mean is... yes. I'd love to dance with you!
 * [smack]


 * [rock music]
 * Y: Anybody see One?
 * A: Maybe she was too embarrassed to show! She's gotta know you won by a landslide!
 * Y: Maybe...
 * [music ends]
 * [cheering]
 * Principal Athena: First off, I wanna say how wonderful everything looks tonight. You all did a magnificent job pulling things together after the unfortunate events of earlier. And now, without further ado, I'd like to announce the winner of this year's Fall Formal crown. The Princess of this year's Fall Formal is... Y!
 * [students cheering]
 * Principal Athena: Congratulations, Y.
 * F: Y! Help!
 * Y: F?
 * F: [growling]
 * Y: They've got F!


 * One: That's close enough!
 * F: Y!
 * Y: Don't hurt him!
 * One: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. I'm not a monster, Y. [to O and L] Let him go. [to Y] You don't belong here. Give me the crown, and you can go back to Planet Z tonight. Or keep it and never go home.
 * Y: [gasp]
 * One: Tick-tock, Y. We haven't got all night. The portal will be closing on its own in less than an hour. So, what's your answer?
 * Y: No.
 * One: What!? Planet Z! Your friends! Lost to you forever! Don't you see what I'm about to do to the portal?!
 * Y: Yes, but I've also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. Planet Z will find a way to survive without my Element of Harmony. This place might not, if I allow it to fall into your hands. So go ahead. Destroy the portal. You are not getting this crown!
 * One: Fine. You win.
 * A: You... are... so awesome!
 * N: I can't believe you were gonna do that for us!
 * V: It's no wonder you're a real live princess!
 * One: Oh, yes, she's so very special! [to O and L] Grab him, you fools!
 * F: [whimpering]
 * A: F! F! U!
 * One: I'll take that! [chuckles evilly] At last! More power than I could ever imagine!
 * [students gasp]
 * [thunder rumbles]
 * One: [evil laughter]
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * O: This is gonna be so cool!
 * [students screaming]
 * One: I've had to jump through so many hoops tonight just to get my hands on this crown, and it really should have been mine all along. [growls] But let's let bygones be bygones. I am your princess now, and you will be loyal... to me!
 * [students screaming, Wilhelm scream]
 * [entranced moaning]
 * One: [to O and L] Round them up and bring them to the portal. [to Y and friends] Spoiler alert: I was bluffing when I said I was going to destroy the portal. I don't want to rule this pathetic little high school; I want Planet Z! And with my own little teenage army behind me, I am going to get it!
 * [zombie-like moans]
 * Y: No, you're not!
 * One: Oh, please! What exactly do you think you're going to do to stop me? I have magic, and you have nothing!
 * A: She has us!
 * One: [growls, evil laughter] Gee, the gang really is all back together again. [evil laughter] Now step aside! Y has tried to interfere with my plans one too many times already! She needs to be dealt with! [evil laughter] What!?
 * Y: The magic contained in my Element was able to unite with those that helped create it! [echoing] Honesty! Kindness! Laughter! Generosity! Loyalty! Magic! Together with a crown, they create a power beyond anything you could imagine, but it is a power you don't have the ability to control! The crown may be upon your head, One, but you cannot wield it, because you do not possess the most powerful magic of all: the magic of friendship!
 * One: No! [screaming] What is happening?!
 * Y: Here and in Planet Z, it is the only magic that can truly unite us all!


 * Y: You will never rule in Planet Z. Any power you may have had in this world is gone. Tonight, you've shown everyone who you really are. You've shown them what is in your heart.
 * One: [crying] I-I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't know there was another way.
 * Y: The magic of friendship doesn't just exist in Planet Z. It's everywhere. You can seek it out, or you can forever be alone. The choice is yours.
 * One: But... But all I've ever done since being here is drive everyone apart. I don't know the first thing about friendship.
 * Y: I bet they can teach you.
 * F: Those are my girls! Woo-hoo!
 * "Brawly Beats": Did that human just talk? Whoa. Weird.
 * F: Seriously? The talking human is a weird thing about all this?
 * V: I, for one, think you're adorable.
 * F: Oh, yeah.
 * Principal Athena: I believe this belongs to you. A true princess in any world leads not by forcing others to bow before her, but by inspiring others to stand with her. We have all seen that you are capable of just that. I hope you see it too, Princess Y.
 * Y: I do.
 * [crowd cheers]
 * I: Would now be a completely awkward time to ask you for that dance?
 * Y: [giggles]
 * Main cast: [giggling]
 * Y: You'll look out for her, won't you?
 * V: Of course we will. Although I do expect some sort of apology for last spring's debacle.
 * Y: I have a feeling she'll be handing out a lot of apologies.
 * F: We better get going.
 * Y: I know we've only been friends for a short time, but I'm gonna miss all of you so much. [sigh]
 * F: That crown really does suit you, Princess Y.
 * Y: You know what, F? I am starting to feel a little more comfortable falling in love with it.
 * F: And the wings?
 * Y: I've been walking on two legs and picking things up with these! Wings? I'm thrilled that's all I'll be dealing with back in Planet Z!
 * [thud]
 * P: Oh, bummer!


 * U: Y!
 * A: Ah, you're back!
 * V: You've got X!
 * P: I knew you could do it!
 * N: Oh, we were so worried.
 * Princess Athena: One, is she alright?
 * Y: I think she's gonna be fine. I left her in good hands.
 * A: What are hands?


 * U: Where did you stay?
 * V: What did they fall in love with?
 * P: Did ya have fun?
 * N: What'd ya eat?
 * A: Would ya say she's just as awesome as me?
 * Y: [sigh] I wanna tell you all everything, I do, but I'm just so exhausted from all the dancing.
 * A, P, N, U, V, Princess Apollo: Dancing?!
 * Y and X': Oh.
 * X: We've got to stop bumping into each other like this.
 * Y: Who was that?
 * Princess Apollo: He's a new member of the castle guard. I, I think. Why? Do you know him?
 * Y: Not exactly.
 * N: Oooh! somebody's got a crush on the new guy!
 * Y: No. No, I don't.
 * V: [gasp] She does! She absolutely does!
 * Y: Don't be ridiculous. I don't even know him. He just...
 * P: Totally reminds you of a guy you met in the other world who played guitar, was in a band, and helped prove you didn't destroy all the decorations for a big dance, so you could still run for princess of the big dance, and then asked you to dance at that dance?! [big breath] Right?
 * Y: How did you know that?
 * P: Just a hunch!


 * [credits]