Ghostly Virtue-Land/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (FoHS presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (The Virtues Walk Down the Road)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * Charity: Temper, look. Lighting.
 * Temper: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Charity?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Charity: No, lighting.
 * (Charity)
 * (Charity Pulls the Isis to Temper)
 * (Temper)
 * Temper: Not while I'm walking, Charity.
 * (Temper Moves the Isis Away)
 * Humility: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Diligence, Kind, Humility, and Patient)
 * (Temper Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by ???)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Temper: Golly! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Charity Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Diligence: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Patient: Don't be silly, Diligence. We'll be good ghosts. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Kind: Oh, no! Patient!
 * Humility: Oh no! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Patient: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Kind: Patient, let go!
 * Patient: Anything you say, Kind.
 * (Patient Falls on Kind)
 * Patient: Gee, Kind, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Kind: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Charity: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls house and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Kind: Me, too.
 * Diligence: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Humility Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Diligence: I put it there for safe keeping, Humility.
 * Humility: I think we're lost.
 * (A Haunted House is Shown)
 * Temper: No, we're not, Humility. There's the house. Not to shabby, Charity.
 * Charity: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? A Haunted House? We're looking for Kelly and Samantha's house!
 * Temper: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Kelly and Samantha's house is Shown)
 * Charity: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Diligence: Yeah.
 * Patient: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Patient: See, Kind? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Temper: Golly! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Diligence: I can't see the road!
 * (Charity Wipes Diligence's Eyes)
 * Charity: How's that, Diligence?
 * Diligence: Much better, Charity. I think I see the house.
 * (Diligence Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Kind: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Patient: It even has a moat.
 * Diligence: Moat?!
 * Charity: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Charity is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Temper (Off-Screen): That's Charity. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Charity and Fixes Him)
 * Charity: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the house)
 * (A Ghost Snarls Angrily at Charity)
 * Charity: N-N-N-Nice ghost sheet.
 * (The Ghost Scares Charity)
 * Charity: Temper! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Temper: Ah! Ghost!
 * Charity: Actually, that's me with the knights' armor. I never did have costumes.