Alphabet Lore: The House of Villains/Transcript

Go Trick or Treating for Halloween:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Mike Salcedo presents)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and B Falls)
 * B: Huh?
 * (Revolta Comes to the Door, and Gives B a Present)
 * Revolta: Happy Halloween.
 * (H Floats By)
 * X: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * P: You scare everybody? X, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * G: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * X: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (J Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * J: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * A: Aw, relax, J. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Valora: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Cynthia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Professor Coldheart: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Creeper: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Revolta: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for A, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (F Moans): It's an Alphabet Lore Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count A!
 * (A Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * A: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Ratigan through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Ratigan Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * A: Why, I even saw Count Dracula. He was even running a monster race.
 * Count Dracula: Love that.
 * A: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the cave. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (D Laughing)
 * A: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (W Laughing Giddily)
 * (W Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (W Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * W: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (W Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * W (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (T, I, and Y Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (W Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (T is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (I is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Y is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (T Rings the Doorbell)
 * F: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (F Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * F: Hello, kids.
 * T, I, and Y: Trick-or-treat.
 * F: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * T: Thank you, F.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (W's Broom Whinnies)
 * W: Whoa, R, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (F Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (F Pulls the String and Tips the Water on T, I, and Y)
 * (F Laughing): So long, kids!
 * W: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (T, I, and Y Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * W: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, R, down, please.
 * I: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * W: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * F: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (W Rings the Doorbell)
 * W: My name, sir, is W. W, that is.
 * F: Oh, yeah?
 * (F Grabs W's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on W's Head)
 * (F Laughs Off-Screen)
 * W: That cranky gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * W: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * I: Here you are, W.
 * W: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (W Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (T, I, and Y Look Up)
 * (W Cackling)
 * W: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (W Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * W (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (W Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Y: Awesome!
 * (R Scoops T, I, and Y Up with W)
 * Y: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (F was Eating Grapes)
 * (W Cackling)
 * F: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (F Looks Outside)
 * T: Giddyup, R! Whoopee!
 * F: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * F: This is too--
 * (F Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * W: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * F (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * W: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * F (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * W: Uh--
 * F: The key.
 * (F Swallows the Key, and W Hears it Clunk)
 * (F Laughs)
 * W: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (R Scoops F Up)
 * W: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (F's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * F: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * W: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * W (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (F's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * W: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (W Uses R as a Banjo)
 * W: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (F Dances Out of Control)
 * W: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (F Jumps Like a Mule)
 * W: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (F Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * W: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (F's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, F Tries to Stay Away)
 * W: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns F's Tail)
 * F: Ouch!
 * (F Lets Go of the Key)
 * W: Nothing to it.
 * F: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (F Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (F Laughing)
 * W: Now, you've made old W mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * F: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (F Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (F Moaning)
 * W: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (F is Far Away)
 * W: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (F Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (T, I, and Y Jump for Joy)
 * W (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Y: Hooray for F!
 * F: I won't do it.
 * (R Hits F on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * W: Come, R, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * I: Goodbye, W.
 * T: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

A's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * X: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (A Beast Walks By)
 * X: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (The Beast Roars at X)
 * (X's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * A: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to A's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired A trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor A was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * A: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * A: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * A: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor A was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (A Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and J marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * L: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * L: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * A: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to L and A)
 * L: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * A (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * L: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * A: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * L: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * A: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * L: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * A: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * L: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * A: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said A with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * A: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, A settled back in her modern regretter with buttons galore.
 * A: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said A with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * A: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * A: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. A was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * A: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before A knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * A: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (A Robot Tries to Tuck A Back in, but A Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: A scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * A: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (A Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * A: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (A Punches the Robot and Runs Away)
 * (The Robot Fixes his Head)
 * (A is Now in her Clothes)
 * A: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: A readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (The Robot Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (A Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, A tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing A to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but A was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, A picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. A spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up J, and then she did say:
 * A: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * A: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- A and J with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting A with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * A: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said A to J with a rye little smile.
 * (A is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, A snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but A didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

The Lonesome Alphabet Ghosts:

 * A: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Yawns)
 * Lonesome Ghost #1: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Lonesome Ghost #2: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Lonesome Ghost #3: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Lonesome Ghost #4: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Lonesome Ghost #5: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Laughing)
 * Lonesome Ghost #3: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Lonesome Ghost #2: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Lonesome Ghost #1: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Run to the Telephone)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to J, Y, and N Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up J, Y, and N)
 * J: The telephone!
 * Y: The telephone!
 * N: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * J: Hello?
 * N: Hello?
 * J: Hello?
 * N: Hello?
 * J (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * N (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Lonesome Ghost #5: Do you chase ghosts?
 * N: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (J Grabs the Phone from N)
 * J: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Lonesome Ghost #5: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #4, Lonesome Ghost #2, Lonesome Ghost #1, and Lonesome Ghost #3 Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Lonesome Ghost #5)
 * Lonesome Ghost #5: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * J: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (J Hangs the Phone)
 * J: Awesome! A customer!
 * Y: A customer!
 * N: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Lonesome Ghost #3)
 * Lonesome Ghost #3: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Appear)
 * Lonesome Ghost #4: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (J, Y, and N March Up)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (J Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (J Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * J: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (J, Y, and N Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Y Looks at N and Screams)
 * Y: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * J: Shh!
 * (J, Y, and N Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (J, Y, and N Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on N's Nose)
 * N: Ouch!
 * (N Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Laughing)
 * J: Ghosts.
 * Y: Ghosts.
 * N: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * J: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (J, Y, and N Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (J Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #3 Knocks on J's Head)
 * (J Turns Around and Points the Gun at Lonesome Ghost #3)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #3 Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #3 Laughing)
 * (J is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #3 Closes the Door)
 * (J Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (J Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (J Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Surf On Top)
 * (J is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (J is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Y)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Y, and Y Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Y is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Y Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Y Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Whacks Y on the Butt, Causing Y to Scream in Pain)
 * Y: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Looks at Y's Butt)
 * Y: Oh, no.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Whacks Him Again)
 * Y: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Y: How dare you?
 * (Y Punches Lonesome Ghost #2)
 * Y: I got him! Cool!
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Y Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Y: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Spits Water in Y's Face)
 * (Y Blubbers)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #2 Leaves and Y is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Y: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Y Gets All Wet)
 * Y: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to N)
 * N: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Bangs the Pot, Scaring N)
 * (N Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (N Runs Away in Fear)
 * (N Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Comes Down and Kicks N in the Butt)
 * (N Chases Lonesome Ghost #1 to the Drawer)
 * (N Looks for Lonesome Ghost #1, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Rings the Cowbell at N, and N Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does N See in the Mirror, Lonesome Ghost #1)
 * (N Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (N Fixes his Shirt, While Lonesome Ghost #1 Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (N Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Does the Same N Does)
 * N: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (N Climbs on the Drawer, and Lonesome Ghost #1 Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (N and Lonesome Ghost #1 Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (N Stops and Lonesome Ghost #1 Keeps Going)
 * N: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Pokes N in the Eyes)
 * (Lonesome Ghost #1 Laughs)
 * (N Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (N Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (N Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * N: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! J! Y! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (J and Y See N Come Down)
 * (J and Y Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (N Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Laughing)
 * Lonesome Ghost #5: Look!
 * Lonesome Ghost #1: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make J, Y, and N Look Like Ghosts)
 * Lonesome Ghost #4: Ghosts!
 * Lonesome Ghost #2: Ghosts!
 * Lonesome Ghost #3: Ghosts!
 * Lonesome Ghost #1: Ghosts!
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Y: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Is:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Applaud)
 * A: So, G, havin' a spooky time?
 * G: Yep. But not as spooky as the time I dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * A: Fright!
 * (A and G Laugh)
 * J: Hit it, O!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of I Shows Up)
 * (The I Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the I Fairies)
 * (The I Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (I was Sleeping)
 * (I Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for I to Arrive)
 * (I Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (I Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (I Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (I Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named R)
 * (R Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (R Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (R Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (I Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (R is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees I)
 * (I Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (I Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (R Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (R Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (I Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and R Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (I Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (R Swats the Empress)
 * (I Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (I Pulls her Out, and R Follows Them)
 * (I and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (R Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (I Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by R)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (R Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (I and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (R Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (R Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by I)
 * (I Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to R)
 * (R Fights I, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (R Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but I Traps Him Inside)
 * (I Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches I Proudly)
 * (I Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (I Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives I a Thumb Up)
 * (I Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (I Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

X Gets Hunting:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Revolta, Cynthia, Coldheart, and Creeper)
 * Grim Creeper: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Revolta: Patience, Creeper. Midnight nears.
 * A: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous gorilla has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (I, Y, and T Scream)
 * (X Laughs at Them)
 * (X Sees Some Gorilla Like Hands)
 * (X Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * I Sunshine (Off-Screen): X!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Y (Off-Screen): Where's X?
 * (I, Y, and T Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (I, Y, and T Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just X, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (I Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees X Laughing)
 * I Sunshine: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (I, Y, and T Angrily March Up to X with their Gorilla Ghoul Costume)
 * (X Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * X: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (X Yawns, as an Gorilla Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * X: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (X Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Gorilla)
 * (X Screams and Runs Away)
 * (I, Y, and T Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at X)
 * (The Real Gorilla Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (I, Y, and T Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Roaring)
 * (I, Y, and T Run Away in Fear)
 * (X Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * X: Why, I oughta--
 * (X Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Roaring)
 * (I, Y, and T Run Away in Fear)
 * X: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Gorilla Walks By)
 * (X Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gorilla)
 * (X Looks in the Gorilla's Mouth)
 * X: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Grabs X by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (X Looks in the Eye of the Gorilla)
 * (The Gorilla's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (X Now Knows it's a Real Gorilla)
 * (X Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (X, I, Y, and T Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Y Pours Wax on X's Butt)
 * (X Screams in Pain)
 * (Y Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off X's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (X Hits Y)
 * (X Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Y, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns X's Butt)
 * (X Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (X Jumps Down)
 * (X's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * X: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (X Kicks T, Causing T to Scream)
 * X: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (X Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (X Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to X Searching for the Gorilla Ghoul)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (X is Scooped Up by the Gorilla Ghoul)
 * (X Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (X Then Runs to the Door, but the Gorilla Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Opens the Door, but X Holds onto it)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Looks for X, and Didn't See Him)
 * (X was Slammed to the Door, and the Gorilla Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (X Screams)
 * (X Runs Away, but the Gorilla Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (X Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gorilla Ghoul)
 * (X Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gorilla Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (X Gasps)
 * (X Keeps Running Away from the Gorilla Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (X Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gorilla)
 * (X Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gorilla's Face)
 * (X Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (X Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on X)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Then Tries to Bite X's Butt, but X's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gorilla Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (I, Y, and T Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * X: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (I Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gorilla Ghoul Sneezing)
 * X: Amen.
 * (X Sees the Gorilla Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (X Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (X Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gorilla Ghoul and X Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (R, I, E, D and S Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Revolta (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Cynthia Grabs J, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Revolta: and I've got a trick for A. Sorry, J, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Revolta Gives Coldheart the Signal)
 * (Coldheart Gives Valora the Signal)
 * (Valora Has the Switch Ready)
 * A: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Valora: Lights out.
 * (Valora Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * A: Huh?
 * Revolta: Right you are, A. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Coldheart Grabs A's Cape)
 * Revolta: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Valora: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Cynthia: "Hanging out,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Feeling fine,"
 * Count Dracula: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Valora: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Valora, and Count Dracula: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Cynthia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Cynthia Laughing)
 * Revolta, Cynthia, Professor Coldheart, Valora, and Count Dracula: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Krane and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Dracora: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Ratigan: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Ratigan Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Krane's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Count Dracula: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Valora: Get those kiddies!
 * Professor Coldheart: Game over, A!
 * Cynthia: Hit the road, J!
 * Revolta: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (A and J Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (A and J Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

F's Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Revolta: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * A: All right, Revolta, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Revolta: Ahem.
 * (A Winks at the Audience)
 * (Cynthia, Dracula, and Ratigan Show Up)
 * (Ratigan Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (A, X, and G Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Revolta: Nice try, A, but you, and G, and especially that X boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Letters Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (J Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (R and his Brothers Scream)
 * (J Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Letters)
 * (J Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Letters Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and R and his Brothers Scream)
 * (A Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (A Gives R and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (A Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (I Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (I Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off I's Costume)
 * (A Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Letters Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (O Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Letters Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * O: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (O Gives R, V, and I an Egg)
 * V: Oh, O, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * I: It's for candy.
 * O: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Letters Walking)
 * V: There's one last house.
 * R (Off-Screen): Yep. F's place.
 * (The Letters Arrive)
 * R, V, and I: Trick or treat!
 * (R Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * R: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Letters)
 * (The Letters Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Letters Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * R: We lost him.
 * (V Pants): Hey, what about F and his crew?
 * I: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than F Himself)
 * (F Laughing)
 * F: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * N: We sure did, F.
 * (The Letters Creep Back to the House)
 * (F Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (F Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (F Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Letters' Candy)
 * R: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Letters Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to F and his Crew Full)
 * (R and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (R and his Brothers Scare F from the Shadows)
 * (F Screams)
 * (V Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Letters Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (F Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * F: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * N: We'll stay here, boss.
 * F: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (F Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * F: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Letter boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * F: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * F: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (F Runs Away, Revealing the Letters)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Letters Laugh)
 * (F Hides Behind a Tree)
 * O: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * F: Wait! It's me!
 * (O Throws Eggs at F)
 * (F Runs into a Coffin)
 * (A Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * A: Boo!
 * F: Wait! It's me!
 * (F Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (F Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (J was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (F Comes Out)
 * (J, A, and O Appear)
 * O: Get him!
 * (F Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * F: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits F's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (F Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * F: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (R and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * F (Off-Screen): R, V, and I?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Letters Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (F Looks Scared)
 * V: F--
 * I: You scared us--
 * R: --to death!
 * (F Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (F Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Letters Show Up)
 * (F Screams)
 * (R Blows Out the Candle)
 * (F Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Letters Follow F)
 * (F Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Letters Moan)
 * (F Screams)
 * (The Letters Moan)
 * (F Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Letters Look at F)
 * (F Shivers)
 * R: Hope you liked our candy, F.
 * I: This shall be your last.
 * F: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * V: All of it?
 * F: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Letters Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to F in a Costume)
 * F: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Letters, F, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was O in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * O: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

A vs. Revolta:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (A is in his Gem Form)
 * (X and G Rub her Shoulders)
 * (P Points to the Stage)
 * (X Snaps his Fingers)
 * (G Gives A a Gem)
 * J (Off-Screen): Get her, A.
 * (A Marches Up to Revolta without Saying a Word)
 * (Ratigan and Dracora Look Back)
 * (The Lonesome Ghosts Look Back)
 * (Valora and Dracula Look Back)
 * (Cynthia Looks Back)
 * (Coldheart Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Creeper Looks Back)
 * (Revolta Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (A Looks at Revolta Firmly)
 * (Revolta Looks Shocked)
 * (A Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Revolta Uses her Wand to Zap A)
 * (A Uses her Gem and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (A Throws it at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past X)
 * (A Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (A Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Misses, but the Ball Hits Coldheart's Scarf)
 * (A Throws Another Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball at A, but A Ducks)
 * (Revolta and A Looks Sweaty)
 * (A Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Tilts her Wand, and Knocks A's Gem Off his Leg)
 * (The Gem Falls to G)
 * G: A's gem!
 * J: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (P Opens the Door)
 * W: Here. Use the book.
 * (A is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Revolta is About to Finish A off)
 * (P Throws the Book to J)
 * J: A, catch!
 * (J Throws the Book to A)
 * G (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Professor Coldheart: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Valora, Coldheart, Cynthia, and Dracula Run Away in Fear)
 * (A Opens the Book, and Traps Revolta Inside)
 * (Revolta Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (J, X, and P Cheer)
 * (K Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (J Kisses A on the Cheek)
 * J: You're the only leader of this team, A.
 * A: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (X Appears in a Professor Coldheart Costume)
 * X: Boo!
 * A: Oh, nice costume, X. But G already beat you to it.
 * (G is in a Professor Coldheart Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * X: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)