User blog:SetsunaKnowsTheMatrix/It's Great to Be a Ghost (Crossover Version)

Happy (almost) Halloween! I decided to make a crossover special.

All: It's Great to Be A Ghost!

Elina: "Hi, it's me Elina. Ooooooohhhhh."

(Miss Naughty was busy building a card tower.)

Miss Naughty: "One more card and my card tower will be..."

Elina: "Boo!"

Miss Naughty: "Yikes! (Miss Naughty was so scared that her card tower collapsed) Elina!"

Elina: "Hey, Miss Naughty! Did I scare you?"

Miss Naughty: "Yeah! You scared me so much that you made me knock my card tower over."

Elina: "Whoops! Sorry! You see, I'm a ghost. Ghost put their arms out like this. And they float around and they make noises like this wooo-ooo! It's great to be a ghost!"

Miss Naughty: "Well. Now, that you mentioned it. I’m a ghost too! Let’s be scary together!"

(Elina and Miss Naughty walked outside and they start singing the first verse of "It's Great to Be a Ghost")

When I make that moaning sound

I get the urge to float around

With my arms stretched out

I could float all day

and there's a word that I heard a ghost once say: It's boo!

I say boo!

Oh, boo, boo, boo, yeah, boo to you

Not a care in the world

you'll hear me boast

because, boo

It's great to be a ghost

Patient: Come on, boys! Let's play hide and go seek!

Kuromi: Okay.

Elina: Oh! Hey, Miss Naughty! I almost forgot what the best part about being a ghost is!

Miss Naughty: Really. What?!

Elina: You see, Ghost like to haunt people! That means you sneak up on them and yell boo! And it looks like we just found 3 people to haunt!

Miss Naughty: Nice!

Kuromi: Okay, Valet and I will hide while you count to 10.

Patient: 1, 2, 3...

Elina and Miss Naughty: Woooo-ooo-ooo!

Kuromi: (Gasps) What was that spooky sound?

Valet: I don’t know.

Patient: Sounds like a ghost!

Kuromi: A ghost?!

Patient: Yeah! Let's go find him!

Kuromi: But, but, ghosts make me nervous.

Valet: "Me too!"

Patient: Don't worry, just follow me.

Elina and Miss Naughty: Woooo-ooo-ooo!

Kuromi: There it is again!

Patient: Yeah, it's coming from over there. C'mon! All right, ghost! Come out, come out wherever you are.

Kuromi: Yeah, wherever you are.

Patient: I wonder where that ghost-

Elina and Miss Naughty: Boo!

Patient, Valet and Kuromi: Ahhhh!

All (Except for Setsuna): (Giggle)

Elina and Miss Naughty: ¿Did we scare you?

Kuromi: Uh-Huh, I was really scared.

Patient: (Giggling) Yeah! You're a good ghost!

Elina and Miss Naughty: (Laughing) It's great to be a ghost!

Patient: Well, we want to be ghosts too! Right, boys?

Kuromi: I don't know. Ghosts make me nervous.

Valet: Me too!

Patient: There's nothing to be nervous about.

Miss Naughty: Yeah, boys. It's great to be a ghost!

(All five Elina Have Cots started singing the second verse of "It's Great to Be a Ghost")

First you make a moaning sound

hold your arms out to float around

But that’s not all

because I’m sure you’ve heard about

a ghost’s all-time favorite word, it’s boo!

Elina: (screaming) I say boo!

Patient: (screaming)

Miss Naughty: Oh, boo, boo, boo!

Kuromi: Yeah, boo to you!

Valet and Miss Naughty: Not a care in the world

you'll hear us boast

because...

Patient: Boo!

Elina: (screaming)

Valet: It’s great to be a ghost

Now you try it, Kuromi.

Kuromi: I’ll try to make that moaning sound

and maybe I’ll start to float around

But I’m nervous, because I’m not so

sure about the word that I just heard

Patient: It’s boo!

Kuromi: (screaming) You say boo!

Patient and Miss Naughty: Yeah

Kuromi: Oh, boo, boo, boo

Valet: You know it’s true

All: Not a care in the world can hear us boast, because...

Kuromi: Boo! It’s great to be a ghost!

Miss Naughty and Patient: Boo! It’s Great to Be ghost!

All: We say boo! It’s great to be a ghost!

(Song ends.)

All: Boo! (Giggles)

Miss Naughty: Now that we're all ghosts, we need a place to haunt.

Kuromi: Uh, like a haunted house?

Patient: Yeah, a haunted house! Great idea, Kuromi!

Elina: Right, a haunted house with a rickety fence.

Patient: And an old front porch with lots of spooky cobwebs.

Valet: And don't forget the giant creaky front door.

Miss Naughty: "Guys! Look."

(The frontyard changes into a haunted house. The five Have Cots walked to the haunted house turning themselves transparent and glowing them in blue, Miss Naughty wore his ghost attire)

Patient, Miss Naughty, Valet and Elina: Ooh! Spooky!

Kuromi: Yeah, spooky.

Patient: Hey, I can see right throught you!

Elina: Yeah, we're transparent!

Patient, Miss Naughty, Valet and Elina: Spooky!

Kuromi: Yeah, spooky.

Miss Naughty: It's great to be a ghost!

Valet: Let's go see what kind of spooky stuff is inside the haunted house.

Kuromi: Being transparent makes me a little nervous.

Patient: C'mon, Kuromi!

(Owl hoots)

Kuromi: (Gasps)

Valet: Okay, ghosts, get ready to do some haunting. Hey, the doors locked!

Kuromi: Oh well, let's go home.

Patient: Wait a minute. Hey, Valet, why don't you try the doorbell.

Valet: Oh yeah, the doorbell.

(Doorbell)

Kuromi: Well, looks like nobody is home. Let's go.

Patient: Hey, wait a minute. We're ghosts. We can float throught the doors. Watch this. Wooo-ooo-ooo!

Miss Naughty, Elina, Valet and Kuromi: (Gasps)

Kuromi: Whoa!

Elina, Valet and Miss Naughty: Cool.

Patient: It worked. Come on, you guys.

Elina: Okay. we're next. we're next.

Valet: Stand back.

All: Woooo-ooo-ooo!

Patient: C'mon, Kuromi. You can do it.

Miss Naughty: Remember, you have to go Wooo-oooo!

Kuromi: Woo?

Patient, Miss Naughty, Valet and Elina: No, louder!

Kuromi: Wooo-ooo!

Patient: All right, Kuromi, you made it!

Elina: Kuromi, you can open your eyes now.

Miss Naughty: Sure is spooky in here.

Valet: Yeah, really spooky!

Patient: This is spookiest haunted house ever!

Kuromi: Haunted houses make me nervous.

Elina: We can haunt this whole house! All we need is someone to scare.

Patient: ¿Like an unsuspecting stranger?

Valet, Elina and Miss Naughty: Yeah! An unsuspecting stranger!

Patient: Hey, let's practice!

Kuromi: ¿Practice? ¿Practice what?

Patient: Practice being ghost, silly!

Valet: Yeah! C'mon, ghost! Follow me!

Patient: It's okay, Kuromi. Just stick with us.

Kuromi: Well, okay.

Elina: Wow! Look at all these spooky old paintings. This a really good place to practice!

Patient: Go ahead, Kuromi! Do something spooky!

Kuromi: Uhhh... I can't think of anything.

Elina: Well, I can! Check this out. Wooo-ooo-oo...

Patient: Wow! Spooky, ¿Huh, Kuromi?

Kuromi: Yeah, spooky.

Elina: Okay, you guys walk by me and I'll try to scare you.

Patient: Okay! C'mon, Kuromi.

Elina: ¿Ready, you guys?

Patient: Ready! C'mon. There sure are a lot of spooky paintings in this house. ¿Huh, guys?

Kuromi, Valet and Miss Naughty: There certainly are.

Elina: Boo!

Patient, Miss Naughty, Kuromi and Valet: (Screaming)

Elina: ¿Did I scared you? ¿Did I scared you?

Kuromi: Uh-Huh.

Patient: Yeah! That was really spooky!

Elina: Thanks! It wasn't really that hard.

Patient: Okay, Kuromi, now you do something spooky.

Kuromi: I don't know.

Patient: Then I'll go.

Elina: ¿What are you gonna do, Patient?

Patient: I'm gonna turn invisible and move stuff around.

Valet: Ohh, spooky! Huh, Kuromi?

Kuromi: Yeah, really spooky.

Patient: Okay, you guys. When I say ready, you guys walk down the hall and I'll try to scare you.

Elina: Okay!

Patient: I'm going to turn invisible. Watch this. Woooo-ooooo-ooo! Now they won't be able to see me! Okay, guys, ready!

Elina: Okay! Here we come!

Patient: This is really going to scare them. Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!

Elina, Valet, Kuromi and Miss Naughty: (Gasps)

Miss Naughty: Hey, look at that!

Kuromi: It's floating!

Valet: That's really spooky, ¿Huh?

Kuromi: Yeah. Uh, Valet, Elina, Miss Naughty and you...

Valet, Elina and Miss Naughty: ¿Yeah?

Patient: Boo!

Kuromi, Valet, Elina and Miss Naughty: (Screaming)

Patient: (Giggles)

Kuromi, Valet, Elina and Miss Naughty: (Giggling and panting)

Patient: Pretty spooky, ¿Huh, guys?

Kuromi: Yeah.

Valet: Yeah.

Elina: Yeah.

Miss Naughty: Yeah.

Elina: Yeah, you're a really good ghost, Patient!

Patient: Thanks! See, Kuromi! It's easy. It just takes a little practice.

(Doorbell)

Kuromi: ¿What was that?

Elina: Someone's at the front door!

Kuromi: I wonder who it could be.

Patient: Maybe it's an...

Patient, Miss Naughty, Valet and Elina: Unsuspecting stranger!

Elina: Let's try and scare them!

Patient: Yeah!

Kuromi: But I didn't get to practice.

(Doorbell)

Setsuna: Hello? Anybody home?

Elina: Okay, you guys, when I open the door, we'll all jump out and yell boo! Okay?

Kuromi, Valet, Miss Naughty, Elina and Patient: Okay.

Setsuna: Hello? Anybody home? Hello?

All (Except for Setsuna): Boo!

Setsuna: Oh, hey you guys, thanks for opening the door.

Kuromi: You're welcome!

Setsuna: What a nice place. Maybe a little dusty, and there's a lot of cobwebs.

Elina: "Hey! Wait. Aren’t you scared?"

Patient: "Yeah!"

Setsuna: "Scared?! Of what?"

Elina: "Of us."

Patient: "We’re ghosts."

Miss Naughty: "Yeah!"

Valet: "We’re ghost!"

Patient: "And you’re an unsuspecting stranger."

Setsuna: "I may be an unsuspecting stranger, but, you’re gonna have to try harder than that to scare me."

Miss Naughty: "How come?"

Setsuna: "Because, this girl isn’t scared of anything."

Kuromi: "You’re not!"

Valet: "Not even a big old spooky haunted house."

Setsuna: "Nope!"

Patient: "All filled with creepy cobwebs and shadowy staircases."

Setsuna: "Of course not! What’s so scary about that?"

(Song: What’s So Scary Bout That.)

(Song ends.)

Setsuna: "See, Guys. I’m not afraid of anything."

Elina: "Oh. Yeah!"

Miss Naughty: "I bet we can scare you real good!"

Setsuna: "Oh no! You can’t!"

All: "Oh. Yes! We can!"

Setsuna: "Oh no! You can’t!"

All: "Oh. Yes! We can!"

Setsuna: "Oh no! You..."

Patient: "Oh. I got it! We can play hide and go boo! Cuz, that will definite scare you."

Elina: "Yeah! Hide and go boo! It’s like hide and go seek, only scarier!"

Kuromi: "How do you play that?"

Miss Naughty: "Well. Setsuna closes her eyes and counts to ten. And we all hide."

Patient: "And when you’re done counting. You come and find us and that’s when we jump out and scare you."

Setsuna: "Well. We’ll see about that. Let’s play!"

Kuromi: "But, I’m not good at scaring yet."

Valet: "Who cares."

Miss Naughty: "C’mon! Let’s hide and get ready to be scary!"

Setsuna: "Ready, set, go! (Closes her eyes as the Have Cots walked to hide) One, two, three."

(Elina hides in a painting, Miss Naughty and Valet hide behind an umbrella stand.)

Elina: "Hurry up and hide, Kuromi!"

(Kuromi walked to the library, but, Patient was there.)

Patient: "Kuromi! Find someplace to hide. Hurry!"

Kuromi: "But..."

Setsuna: "Ten! Ready or not! Here I come!"

Patient: "Hurry up!”

Setsuna: "Okay. Ghosts! Scary or not, here I come! Hmm."

Patient: "Go and hide!"

(Kuromi swims off to hide.)

Setsuna: “Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

(Song: Hide and go Boo.)

(Song ends.)

Setsuna: "Ghosts! Where are you? You can try to scare me now! (Notices the painting Elina’s hiding in) Hey! I recognize this painting."

Elina: "Boo!"

Setsuna: "Oh. Hi, Elina! I thought you looked familiar."

Elina: "Did I scare you? Huh."

Setsuna: "Absolutely not! Sorry! But, it was kinda cool though!"

Elina: "Well. I bet the other ghosts will scare you."

Setsuna: "We’ll see about that!"

(They hear Patient. Valet and Miss Naughty walked over.)

Miss Naughty: "Whoa! What was that?"

Valet: "I don’t know. But, that sure sounds spooky."

Setsuna: "Let’s go check it out! C’mon!"

Elina: "Hmm."

The five Have Cots walked to the library.

Setsuna: "Ghost!"

Miss Naughty: "Setsuna! Look."

Setsuna: "Wow! A floating book! (The book suddenly takes a mind of it’s own) Huh. What’s the big idea?"

Patient: "Hey! That’s my spooky floating book."

Elina: "Now, that was really spooky."

Setsuna: "Not really! It didn’t scare me!"

Patient: "Well. I bet Kuromi can scare you. He’s really spooky."

Valet: "Oh. Yeah! He is really spooky."

Setsuna: "Kuromi. If you say so! Kuromi! Where are you? Come out, come out wherever you are!"

(Kuromi peeks out.)

Kuromi: "Uh Oh! Where am I gonna hide? Oh man! I’m not spooky enough and I didn’t get to practice."

(Song: When I’m Booin.)

Setsuna: "Ghost!"

Patient: "Where could he be?"

Elina: "I don’t know."

Setsuna: "Maybe, he’s upstairs."

(Song ends as Kuromi activates a secret passageway.)

Kuromi: "Whoa! (Gasps), looks around and bumps into something and a cloak falls on him, Screams) A ghost! Help! Help me! A ghost got me! Help! It’s a ghost! Huh. (Looks in his reflection in a mirror) Hey! Wait a minute! (Removes the cloak) It’s me! I’m the spooky ghost! (Makes ghost noises and laughs) Boo! (Laughs).

Setsuna: "Kuromi! Come out, come out, wherever you are!"

Kuromi: "I’m gonna scare them!"

Setsuna: "Scary or not! Here I come!"

(The wall spun around.)

All: (Gasping).

Setsuna: "What?!"

Kuromi: "Boo!"

All: (Screaming).

Setsuna: "It’s a Ghost! Get out of the way! It’s a ghost!"

Kuromi: "Boo! Boo!"

All: (Screaming).

Kuromi: "I’m a scary ghost and I’m haunting you!"

(The five Have Cots hide behind a couch, but, Kuromi finds them.)

Kuromi: "Boo!"

All: (Screaming).

Kuromi: (Giggles).

The five Have Cots walked upstairs, but, Kuromi approaches at the top.

Kuromi: "Boo!"

All: (Screaming).

Kuromi: (Giggles).

Elina: "Run for your life!"

Miss Naughty: "Let’s get out of here!"

Patient, Valet, Miss Naughty and Elina went through the door, Setsuna tried to follow suit, but, no avail.

Kuromi: "Boo!"

Setsuna: (Screams).

(Setsuna hides in a closet, the cloak comes off of Kuromi.)

Elina: "Hey! Wait a minute! That’s just Kuromi!"

Patient: "Yeah! Kuromi was the spooky ghost the whole time! Hey, Kuromi! Hello!"

All: "Kuromi!"

Kuromi: "What?!"

Patient: "You can stop now!"

Valet: "Kuromi! We know it’s you!"

Miss Naughty: "Yeah!"

Elina: "Uh-Huh!"

Setsuna: "Kuromi! Kuromi! You’re the scary ghost!"

Kuromi: "Yeah!"

Setsuna: "Wow! You really had scared me!"

Elina: "Yeah, Kuromi. We were scared too!"

Valet: "We sure are!"

Patient: "You’re a really good ghost."

Miss Naughty: "Yeah!"

Kuromi: "Thanks!"

Elina: "It’s great being in a haunted house."

Kuromi: "And it’s especially great if you’re a ghost."

Spooky voice: "It’s great to be a ghost."

Patient: "Who said that?"

(A growly sound occurred.)

Valet: "Better question. What’s that noise? Please, tell me it’s another ghost."

Miss Naughty: "No! It’s just my tummy. I’m hungry."

Elina: "Uhh. Who wants to have snacks at the house?"

All: "Me! I do!"

Setsuna: "Let’s get out of here!"

Elina: "Yeah!"

Kuromi: "No kidding!"

Miss Naughty: "Run!"

All: (Screaming).

The scene changes back to the frontyard as the Have Cots walked away.

Kuromi: "That was a spooky adventure, don’t you think."

Patient: "Sure was!"

Elina: "Spooky!"

Setsuna: "Uh-Huh!"

Valet: "Scary!"

Miss Naughty: "That was creepy!"

All: (Sings) We’ve got the whole wide world to explore. Now, it’s time for us to have a snack. Meet you next time, when we’re back. With your friends!

Elina: "See you later!"

Patient: "See you next time!"

Kuromi: "See ya!"

Setsuna: "Later!"

Valet: "Bye!"

Miss Naughty: "Goodbye!"

(They walked back to the house.)

Elina: "Snacktime!"

Patient: "Yummy!"

Kuromi: "Alright!"

Miss Naughty: "I’m starving!"

Elina: "You Guys like apples?"

Valet: "Yeah!"

Kuromi: "Sure do!"

Miss Naughty: "I love apples."

Setsuna: "Apples! Mmm."

They walked inside the house to have snacks as the episode ends.