Madeline Martinez's Very Creepy Stories/Transcript

Doorbell for Candy:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (Madeline Martinez's Very Creepy Stories)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Mami Falls)
 * Mami: Huh?
 * (Revolta Comes to the Door, and Gives Mami a Present)
 * Revolta: Happy Halloween.
 * (Clarte and his Gang Float By)
 * Ty: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Mira: You scare everybody? Ty, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Gordon: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Ty: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Jacob Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Jacob: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Madeline: Aw, relax, Jacob. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Valeria: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Cynthia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Professor Coldheart: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Creeper: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Revolta: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Madeline Martinez, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Linda Moans): It's an Evergreen City Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Madeline Martinez!
 * (Madeline Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Madeline: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Ratigan through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Ratigan Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Madeline: Why, I even saw Count Dracula. He was even running a monster race.
 * Count Dracula: Love that.
 * Madeline: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Brachiosaurus Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Axel Laughing)
 * Madeline: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Addy Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Addy Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Addy Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Addy: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Addy Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Addy (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Sally, Blip, and Zabo Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Addy Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Sally is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Blip is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Zabo is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Sally Rings the Doorbell)
 * Stanley: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Stanley Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Stanley: Hello, kids.
 * Sally, Blip, and Zabo: Trick-or-treat.
 * Stanley: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Sally Spacebot: Thank you, Stanley.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Addy's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Addy: Whoa, Altivo, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Stanley Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Stanley Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Sally, Blip, and Zabo)
 * (Stanley Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Addy: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Sally, Blip, and Zabo Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Addy: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Altivo, down, please.
 * Blip: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Addy: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Stanley: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Addy Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Addy: My name, sir, is Addy. Witch Addy, that is.
 * Stanley: Oh, yeah?
 * (Stanley Grabs Addy's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Addy's Head)
 * (Stanley Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Addy: That cranky gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Addy: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Blip: Here you are, Addy.
 * Witch Addy: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Addy Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Sally, Blip, and Zabo Look Up)
 * (Witch Addy Cackling)
 * Witch Addy: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Addy Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Addy (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Addy Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Zabo: Awesome!
 * (Altivo Scoops Sally, Blip, and Zabo Up with Addy)
 * Zabo: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Stanley was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Addy Cackling)
 * Stanley: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Stanley Looks Outside)
 * Sally Spacebot: Giddyup, Altivo! Whoopee!
 * Stanley: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Stanley: This is too--
 * (Stanley Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Addy: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Stanley (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Addy: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Stanley (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Addy: Uh--
 * Stanley: The key.
 * (Stanley Swallows the Key, and Addy Hears it Clunk)
 * (Stanley Laughs)
 * Witch Addy: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Altivo Scoops Stanley Up)
 * Witch Addy: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Stanley's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Stanley: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Addy: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Addy (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Stanley's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Addy: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Addy Uses Altivo as a Banjo)
 * Witch Addy: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Stanley Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Addy: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Stanley Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Addy: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Stanley Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Addy: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Stanley's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Stanley Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Addy: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Stanley's Tail)
 * Stanley: Ouch!
 * (Stanley Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Addy: Nothing to it.
 * Stanley: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Stanley Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Stanley Laughing)
 * Witch Addy: Now, you've made old Addy mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Stanley: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Stanley Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Stanley Moaning)
 * Witch Addy: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Stanley is Far Away)
 * Witch Addy: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Stanley Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Sally, Blip, and Zabo Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Addy (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Zabo: Hooray for Stanley!
 * Stanley: I won't do it.
 * (Altivo Hits Stanley on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Addy: Come, Altivo, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Blip: Goodbye, Addy.
 * Sally Spacebot: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Madeline's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Ty: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (Red Claw Walks By)
 * Ty: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (Red Claw Roars at Ty)
 * (Ty's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Madeline: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Madeline's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Madeline Martinez trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Madeline was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Madeline: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Madeline: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Madeline: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Madeline was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Madeline Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and Jacob marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Darien Chiba: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Darien Chiba: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Madeline: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Darien and Madeline)
 * Darien Chiba: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Madeline (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Darien Chiba: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Madeline: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Darien Chiba: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Madeline: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Darien Chiba: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Madeline: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Darien Chiba: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Madeline: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Madeline with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Madeline: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Madeline settled back in her modern regretter with buttons galerie.
 * Madeline: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Madeline with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Madeline: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Madeline: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Madeline was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Madeline: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Madeline knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Madeline: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Screwpinch Tries to Tuck Madeline Back in, but Madeline Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Madeline scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Madeline: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Madeline Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Madeline: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Madeline Punches Screwpinch and Runs Away)
 * (Screwpinch Fixes his Head)
 * (Madeline is Now in her Clothes)
 * Madeline: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Madeline readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Screwpinch Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Madeline Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Madeline Martinez tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Madeline to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Madeline was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Madeline picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Madeline spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up Jacob, and then she did say:
 * Madeline: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Madeline: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Madeline and Jacob with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Madeline Martinez with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Madeline: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Madeline to Jacob with a rye little smile.
 * (Madeline is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Madeline Martinez snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Madeline didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

Sayori and Yuri Haunt the House:

 * (Screwpinch Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Ty Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Ty Laughs Nervously)
 * Ty: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Madeline: Ty might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Sayori and Yuri Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Sayori and Yuri Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Sayori and Yuri Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Sayori and Yuri Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Yuri: Ghost?!?
 * (Yuri Jumps in Sayori's Arms)
 * Yuri: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Sayori: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Sayori: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Yuri: Right, Sayori. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Yuri Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Sayori: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Yuri: Perfect, girl!
 * Sayori and Yuri: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Sayori and Yuri Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Sayori and Yuri: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Madeline, Mami, and Ty)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Evergreen-Land.
 * Madeline: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a blondie who moves and shakes.
 * Mami: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Ty: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Yuri Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Ty: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Sayori Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Sayori: Here goes nothing.
 * (Sayori Opens the Door)
 * (Ty Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Ty: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Ty Walks Inside)
 * Sayori: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Ty Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Sayori and Yuri Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Sayori and Yuri Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Yuri: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Ty is Taking a Bath)
 * (Sayori Turns Off the Light)
 * (Ty Claps the Lights on)
 * (Yuri Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Ty Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Aril Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Ty Has a Headlight)
 * (Yuri Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Ty Has a Candle)
 * (Yuri Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Ty Lights a Match)
 * (Yuri Puts Out the Match)
 * (Ty Has a Glowstick)
 * (Aril Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Sayori: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Sayori Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Ty is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Ty: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Sayori and Yuri Moan, but Ty Doesn't Respond)
 * (Sayori Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Yuri Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Sayori Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Yuri Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Sayori Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Yuri Mows the Lawn)
 * (Sayori Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Yuri Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Yuri: I just don't understand it.
 * Sayori: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Ty Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Sayori: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Yuri: Ty, wake up.
 * (Yuri Taps on Ty's Head)
 * (Ty Yawns and Looks at Sayori and Yuri)
 * (Ty Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Ty Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Yuri)
 * Yuri: But, Ty--
 * Ty: No! Get away!
 * (Ty Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Ty Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Sayori: Sorry, Ty. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Yuri: And now, you are, too.
 * Ty: Why, I oughta--
 * Yuri: Now, take it easy, Ty. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Ty Chases Sayori and Yuri Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Ty, Sayori, and Yuri Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

The Lonesome Gang Members:

 * (Riley and Elycia Applaud for Sayori and Yuri)
 * Madeline: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Clarte and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Inklity Yawns)
 * Inklity: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Pinklity: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blinklity: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Clarte: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sue: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Clarte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blinklity: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Pinklity: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Inklity: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Clarte and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Inklity Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Monika, Natsuki, and MC Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Monika, Natsuki, and MC)
 * Monika: The telephone!
 * Natsuki: The telephone!
 * MC: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Monika: Hello?
 * MC: Hello?
 * Monika: Hello?
 * MC: Hello?
 * Monika (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * MC (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sue: Do you chase ghosts?
 * MC: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Monika Grabs the Phone from MC)
 * Monika: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sue: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Clarte, Pinklity, Inklity, and Blinklity Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sue)
 * Sue: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Monika: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Monika Hangs the Phone)
 * Monika: Awesome! A customer!
 * Natsuki: A customer!
 * MC: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blinklity)
 * Blinklity: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Clarte and his Gang Appear)
 * Clarte: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Monika, Natsuki, and MC March Up)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Monika Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Monika Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Monika: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Monika, Natsuki, and MC Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Natsuki Looks at MC and Screams)
 * Natsuki: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Monika: Shh!
 * (Monika, Natsuki, and MC Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Monika, Natsuki, and MC Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on MC's Nose)
 * MC: Ouch!
 * (MC Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Monika: Ghosts.
 * Natsuki: Ghosts.
 * MC: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Monika: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Monika, Natsuki, and MC Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Monika Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blinklity Knocks on Monika's Head)
 * (Monika Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blinklity)
 * (Blinklity Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blinklity Laughing)
 * (Monika is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blinklity Closes the Door)
 * (Monika Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Monika Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Clarte and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Monika Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Monika is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Monika is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Natsuki)
 * (Pinklity Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Natsuki, and Natsuki Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Pinklity Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Natsuki is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Natsuki Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Natsuki Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Pinklity Whacks Natsuki on the Butt, Causing Natsuki to Scream in Pain)
 * Natsuki: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Pinklity Looks at Natsuki's Butt)
 * Natsuki: Oh, no.
 * (Pinklity Whacks Him Again)
 * Natsuki: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Pinklity Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Natsuki: How dare you?
 * (Natsuki Punches Pinklity)
 * Natsuki: I got him! Cool!
 * (Pinklity Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Natsuki Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Natsuki: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Pinklity Spits Water in Natsuki's Face)
 * (Natsuki Blubbers)
 * (Pinklity Leaves and Natsuki is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Natsuki: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Natsuki Gets All Wet)
 * Natsuki: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to MC)
 * MC: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Inklity Bangs the Pot, Scaring MC)
 * (MC Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Inklity Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (MC Runs Away in Fear)
 * (MC Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Inklity Comes Down and Kicks MC in the Butt)
 * (MC Chases Inklity to the Drawer)
 * (MC Looks for Inklity, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Inklity Rings the Cowbell at MC, and MC Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does MC See in the Mirror, Inklity)
 * (MC Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (MC Fixes his Shirt, While Inklity Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (MC Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Inklity Does the Same MC Does)
 * MC: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (MC Climbs on the Drawer, and Inklity Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (MC and Inklity Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (MC Stops and Inklity Keeps Going)
 * MC: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Inklity Pokes MC in the Eyes)
 * (Inklity Laughs)
 * (MC Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (MC Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (MC Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * MC: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Monika! Natsuki! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Clarte and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Monika and Natsuki See MC Come Down)
 * (Monika and Natsuki Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (MC Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sue: Look!
 * Inklity: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Monika, Natsuki, and MC Look Like Ghosts)
 * Clarte: Ghosts!
 * Pinklity: Ghosts!
 * Blinklity: Ghosts!
 * Inklity: Ghosts!
 * (Clarte and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Natsuki: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Chucks:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Applaud)
 * Madeline: So, Gordon, havin' a spooky time?
 * Gordon: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Chuck dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Madeline: Fright!
 * (Madeline and Gordon Laugh)
 * Jacob: Hit it, Stego!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Chuck Shows Up)
 * (The Chuck Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Chuck Fairies)
 * (The Chuck Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Chuck was Sleeping)
 * (Chuck Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Chuck to Arrive)
 * (Chuck Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Chuck Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Chuck Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Chuck Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named Mario)
 * (Mario Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (Mario Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (Mario Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Chuck Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (Mario is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Chuck)
 * (Chuck Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Chuck Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (Mario Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (Mario Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Chuck Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and Mario Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Chuck Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (Mario Swats the Empress)
 * (Chuck Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Chuck Pulls her Out, and Mario Follows Them)
 * (Chuck and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (Mario Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Chuck Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by Mario)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (Mario Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Chuck and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (Mario Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (Mario Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Chuck)
 * (Chuck Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to Mario)
 * (Mario Fights Chuck, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (Mario Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Chuck Traps Him Inside)
 * (Chuck Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Chuck Proudly)
 * (Chuck Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Chuck Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Chuck a Thumb Up)
 * (Chuck Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Chuck Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Ty and the Gator:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Revolta, Cynthia, Coldheart, and Creeper)
 * Grim Creeper: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Revolta: Patience, Creeper. Midnight nears.
 * Madeline: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous alligator has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Scream)
 * (Ty Laughs at Them)
 * (Ty Sees Some Gator Like Hands)
 * (Ty Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Blip (Off-Screen): Ty!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Zabo (Off-Screen): Where's Ty?
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Ty, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Blip Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Ty Laughing)
 * Blip: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Angrily March Up to Ty with their Gator Ghoul Costume)
 * (Ty Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * Ty: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Ty Yawns, as an Alligator Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Ty: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Ty Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Alligator)
 * (Ty Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Ty)
 * (The Real Gator Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Run Away in Fear)
 * (Ty Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Ty: Why, I oughta--
 * (Ty Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Run Away in Fear)
 * Ty: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Alligator Walks By)
 * (Ty Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gator)
 * (Ty Looks in the Gator's Mouth)
 * Ty: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Grabs Ty by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Ty Looks in the Eye of the Gator)
 * (The Gator's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Ty Now Knows it's a Real Gator)
 * (Ty Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Ty, Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Zabo Pours Wax on Ty's Butt)
 * (Ty Screams in Pain)
 * (Zabo Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Ty's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Ty Hits Zabo)
 * (Ty Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Zabo, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Ty's Butt)
 * (Ty Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Ty Jumps Down)
 * (Ty's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Ty: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Ty Kicks Scrud, Causing Scrud to Scream)
 * Ty: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Ty Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Ty Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Ty Searching for the Gator Ghoul)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Ty is Scooped Up by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Ty Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Ty Then Runs to the Door, but the Gator Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Opens the Door, but Ty Holds onto it)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Looks for Ty, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Ty was Slammed to the Door, and the Gator Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Ty Screams)
 * (Ty Runs Away, but the Gator Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Ty Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Ty Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gator Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gator Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Ty Gasps)
 * (Ty Keeps Running Away from the Gator Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Ty Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gator)
 * (Ty Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gator's Face)
 * (Ty Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Ty Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Ty)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Ty's Butt, but Ty's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gator Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Blip, Zabo, and Scrud Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Ty: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Blip Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Ty: Amen.
 * (Ty Sees the Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Ty Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Ty Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gator Ghoul and Ty Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (Shura, Kurt, and Axel Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Revolta (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Cynthia Grabs Jacob, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Revolta: and I've got a trick for Madeline Martinez. Sorry, Jacob, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Revolta Gives Coldheart the Signal)
 * (Coldheart Gives Valeria the Signal)
 * (Valeria Has the Switch Ready)
 * Madeline: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Valeria: Lights out.
 * (Valeria Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * Madeline: Huh?
 * Revolta: Right you are, Madeline. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Coldheart Grabs Madeline's Cape)
 * Revolta: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Valeria: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Cynthia: "Hanging out,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Feeling fine,"
 * Count Dracula: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Valeria: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Valeria, and Count Dracula: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Cynthia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Cynthia Laughing)
 * Revolta, Cynthia, Professor Coldheart, Valeria, and Count Dracula: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Hook and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Dracora: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Ratigan: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Ratigan Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Hook's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Count Dracula: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Valeria: Get those kiddies!
 * Professor Coldheart: Game over, Madeline!
 * Cynthia: Hit the road, Jacob!
 * Revolta: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (Madeline and Jacob Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Super Scary Halloween Fright!:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Revolta: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * Madeline: All right, Revolta, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Revolta: Ahem.
 * (Madeline Winks at the Audience)
 * (Cynthia, Dracula, and Ratigan Show Up)
 * (Ratigan Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Madeline, Ty, and Gordon Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Revolta: Nice try, Madeline, but you, and Gordon, and especially that Ty boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Spacebots Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (Jacob Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Soleil and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Jacob Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Spacebots)
 * (Jacob Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Spacebots Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Soleil and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Madeline Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Madeline Gives Soleil and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Madeline Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Sally Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Sally Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Sally's Costume)
 * (Madeline Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Spacebots Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (Gordon Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Spacebots Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * Gordon: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (Gordon Gives Soleil, Sarah, and Sally an Egg)
 * Sarah Spacebot: Oh, Gordon, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Sally Spacebot: It's for candy.
 * Gordon: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Spacebots Walking)
 * Sarah Spacebot: There's one last house.
 * Soleil Spacebot (Off-Screen): Yep. Captain Hook's place.
 * (The Spacebots Arrive)
 * Soleil, Sarah, and Sally: Trick or treat!
 * (Soleil Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Soleil Spacebot: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Spacebots)
 * (The Spacebots Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Spacebots Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Soleil Spacebot: We lost him.
 * (Sarah Pants): Hey, what about Captain Hook and his crew?
 * Sally Spacebot: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Captain Hook Himself)
 * (Captain Hook Laughing)
 * Captain Hook: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * Mr. Smee: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Spacebots Creep Back to the House)
 * (Captain Hook Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Captain Hook Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Captain Hook Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Spacebots' Candy)
 * Soleil Spacebot: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Spacebots Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Captain Hook and his Crew Full)
 * (Soleil and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Soleil and his Brothers Scare Hook from the Shadows)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (Sarah Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Spacebots Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Captain Hook Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Captain Hook: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Mr. Smee: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Captain Hook: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Captain Hook Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Captain Hook: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Spacebot boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Captain Hook: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Captain Hook: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Captain Hook Runs Away, Revealing the Spacebots)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Spacebots Laugh)
 * (Captain Hook Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Gordon: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Captain Hook: Wait! It's me!
 * (Gordon Throws Eggs at Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Madeline Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Madeline: Boo!
 * Captain Hook: Wait! It's me!
 * (Captain Hook Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Captain Hook Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (Jacob was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Captain Hook Comes Out)
 * (Jacob, Madeline, and Gordon Appear)
 * Gordon: Get him!
 * (Captain Hook Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Captain Hook: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Captain Hook's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Captain Hook Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Captain Hook: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Soleil and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Captain Hook (Off-Screen): Soleil, Sarah, and Sally?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Spacebots Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Looks Scared)
 * Sarah Spacebot: Captain Hook--
 * Sally Spacebot: You scared us--
 * Soleil Spacebot: --to death!
 * (Captain Hook Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Captain Hook Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Spacebots Show Up)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (Soleil Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Captain Hook Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Spacebots Follow Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Spacebots Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (The Spacebots Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Spacebots Look at Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Shivers)
 * Soleil Spacebot: Hope you liked our candy, Captain Hook.
 * Sally Spacebot: This shall be your last.
 * Captain Hook: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Sarah Spacebot: All of it?
 * Captain Hook: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Spacebots Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Captain Hook in a Costume)
 * Captain Hook: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Spacebots, Captain Hook, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was Gordon in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * Gordon: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Madeline and Jacob for Candy:

 * (Ratigan and Dracora Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * Gordon: Now, what do we do?
 * Jacob: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Revolta.
 * (Jacob Marches inside Firmly)
 * Gordon: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Madeline: Huh. I have.
 * Revolta: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * Jacob (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Revolta: Huh?
 * Jacob: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Storybook Theater, starting right now!
 * (Revolta Summons Professor Coldheart)
 * Jacob: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Coldheart Comes By, and Grabs Jacob by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * Jacob: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Revolta: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Madeline and Jacob will find a real scream.
 * (Jacob Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Revolta: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Madeline Sets a Leaf for Jacob to Walk on, but Jacob Jumps Over)
 * (Madeline Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (Jacob Skips Ahead, with Madeline Catching Up)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While Jacob Drops the Basket)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Brushes Themselves)
 * (Madeline Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Madeline Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Madeline Eats the Cookies)
 * (Jacob Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Madeline Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (Jacob Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Madeline Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Madeline and Jacob to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Madeline, Jacob, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Madeline and Jacob See a Room)
 * (Jacob Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Madeline Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Book for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Book Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Madeline Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Madeline Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Madeline Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Madeline is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at Jacob)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Madeline Wakes up Jacob)
 * (Madeline Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Madeline Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (Jacob Grabs Madeline's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Run Away in Fear)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (Jacob Jumps in Madeline's Arms, and Madeline Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Madeline Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with Jacob)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Madeline and Jacob)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Madeline Looks at a Stove)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Madeline from Jacob)
 * (Jacob is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Madeline to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Madeline Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (Jacob Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Madeline with her Cane, but Jacob Grabs Madeline)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Madeline and Jacob Fall in the Oven)
 * (Madeline and Jacob and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Madeline Catches Jacob in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Madeline and Jacob are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Madeline is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Madeline Finds Jacob in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Madeline Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Madeline and Jacob Run to the Steps)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (Jacob Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Madeline Pulls Jacob Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Madeline Closes the Oven, and tells Jacob, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Madeline and Jacob on the Butt)
 * (Madeline and Jacob Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Madeline vs. Revolta:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Madeline is in her Hermione Granger Outfit)
 * (Ty and Gordon Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Mira Points to the Stage)
 * (Ty Snaps his Fingers)
 * (Gordon Gives Madeline a Wand)
 * Jacob (Off-Screen): Get her, Madeline.
 * (Madeline Marches Up to Revolta without Saying a Word)
 * (Ratigan and Dracora Look Back)
 * (Clarte and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Valeria and Dracula Look Back)
 * (Cynthia Looks Back)
 * (Coldheart Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Creeper Looks Back)
 * (Revolta Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Madeline Looks at Revolta Firmly)
 * (Revolta Looks Shocked)
 * (Madeline Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Revolta Uses her Wand to Zap Madeline)
 * (Madeline Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Madeline Throws it at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Ty)
 * (Madeline Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Madeline Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Misses, but the Ball Hits Coldheart's Scarf)
 * (Madeline Throws Another Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball at Madeline, but Madeline Ducks)
 * (Revolta and Madeline Looks Sweaty)
 * (Madeline Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Madeline's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to Gordon)
 * Gordon: Madeline's wand!
 * Jacob: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Mira Opens the Door)
 * Brenda: Here. Use the book.
 * (Madeline is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Revolta is About to Finish Madeline off)
 * (Mira Throws the Book to Jacob)
 * Jacob: Madeline, catch!
 * (Jacob Throws the Book to Madeline)
 * Gordon (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Professor Coldheart: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Valeria, Coldheart, Cynthia, and Dracula Run Away in Fear)
 * (Madeline Opens the Book, and Traps Revolta Inside)
 * (Revolta Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (Jacob, Ty, and Mira Cheer)
 * (Sparkle Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Jacob Kisses Madeline on the Cheek)
 * Jacob: You're the only leader of this team, Madeline.
 * Madeline: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Ty Appears in a Professor Coldheart Costume)
 * Ty: Boo!
 * Madeline: Oh, nice costume, Ty. But Gordon already beat you to it.
 * (Gordon is in a Professor Coldheart Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Ty: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)