A Ghostly Tale/Transcript

Black Hole helping his henchmen:

 * (Episode Opens to Goiky)
 * (Black Hole Looks at his Spell and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Black Hole: This time, nothing will stand in the way of what I want most in the world.
 * Purity: What? To keep kissing Charity?
 * Black Hole: No! Steal Charity's wedding ring!
 * (He Drops the Dust in the Potion)
 * Black Hole: It's the first ring Charity received. He wants to marry Patient so she can become his wife. Once I melt his ring and pour into my amulet, I will turn back into normal and be so powerful. Not only will I keep kissing Charity,
 * (A Picture of the Globe Appears)
 * Black Hole: but the world will be mine as well! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Purity Laughs)
 * (Black Hole Laughing)
 * Black Hole: Sorry, I get carried away.
 * (Scene Slides to Night Time)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Guard: The henchmen have escaped! The henchmen have escaped!
 * Unity: Thanks for sneaking us outta jail, Black Hole. We were getting pretty bored for our time to run out.
 * Black Hole: How long was your sentence?
 * Unity: Life.
 * Black Hole: Well, I didn't sneak you out for the exercise. I need your help! I want you to steal Charity's wedding ring!
 * Unity: No way! We only go after the big stuff. They don't call me Unity for nothing.
 * Purity: Yeah. Make it at least half a dollar or forget it.
 * Unity: Make it Charity's friends and you got yourself a deal.
 * Black Hole: It's a deal.
 * (Black Hole and Unity Shake Hands)
 * Purity (Off-Screen): Hey, Unity. We have a surprise for you.
 * (Unity Turns His Head)
 * Purity: Ta-da!
 * Black Hole: We have a sheet for you.
 * Purity: We're sure we had this.
 * Unity: You're not the only ones who wear scary costumes.
 * (Unity Dresses Up in the Bedsheet as a Ghost and Pretends to Be a Ghost)
 * (Black Hole and Purity Look at Unity)
 * Purity: You look good, Unity.
 * Unity: Thanks, Purity. Could you get me the wheel and attach it to an iron bar?
 * (Purity Picks up a Wheel That's Attached to An Iron Bar)
 * (Black Hole and Purity Go Out and Tighten the Rope Between the Roof of the Big House and the Tree on the Other Side of the Yard)
 * (Then Black Hole Hangs the Wheel on the Rope)
 * Black Hole: Come here, Unity, and you can ride the rope slide.
 * (Unity Climbs the Steps and Black Hole Ties a Rope Around her Waist and Shows Her How to Hang in)
 * (Black Hole Then Lets her Go)
 * Unity: Whee! Woohoo!
 * (The Ghost Slides Away Across the Yard and a Few Seconds Later she Jumps Off the Trees on the Other Side)
 * Black Hole: Pretty good. Then it will be like this: When I lit the fuse last night, you run up to the attic and put on the ghost sheet and when it bangs and flashes at its worst, you jump out the window and tie yourself on your waist with a rope and hang yourself on a rope slide and when you're in the middle of the viper, you scream as horribly as you ever can: "You shouldn't chew mice!" instead of "Whee!" Then she should understand.
 * Unity: Yeah, you think so.
 * (Unity Smiles)
 * (Unity Will Now Get Both Fireworks and Ghosts, and a Rope Slide for Free)
 * Black Hole: I assume everything is ready. We're all ready, too.

Black Hole and his Troops Sneak in Charity's House/Searching for Charity's Ring:

 * (Charity Rushes to the Mirror)
 * Prudent: You look beautiful, Charity.
 * Charity: Thanks, Prudent. Everything has to be perfect. I want Vanity to see I'm a good friend. A good deed is good business, you know.
 * (Reflections of Charity Reveal)
 * Prudent: Now you heard Charity. Go upstairs and change!
 * Unity: Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
 * Patient: Wow, Prudent. Charity's voice is changing.
 * Prudent: Right, Patient. The Virtue is growing up fast.
 * (Just Then Unity Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (Prudent and Patient Scream in Terror)
 * Prudent and Patient: A GHOST!!
 * Unity: Booga-booga-booga!
 * (Prudent and Patient Scream in Terror)
 * (Prudent and Patient Race to Charity's Place)
 * (Unity Laughs)
 * Black Hole: That got 'em. Let's go back to my house.
 * (Scene Fades to Goiky)
 * Purity: We sure scared the heebie-jeebies out them, guys.
 * (Purity Laughs)
 * Unity: I gave a boo! And a woo! And an ooga-booga-booga! And I scared 'em.

Ghost Scares the Virtues:

 * (The Virtues Open the Door and Come Tiptoeing)
 * Temper: Now we'll see if that's where they have the crown jewels.
 * (The Virtues Look Around)
 * Temper: In that, of course. We go out to the kitchen in the meantime and see if they have any things.
 * (Temper and Humility Go to the Kitchen, and Temper's Gang Start Looking for Things)
 * (Patient Hoists up With her Tail on the Ceiling Lamp)
 * (Patient Picks up a Small Coffin and Opens it)
 * (Patient Whistles with Satisfaction)
 * (Patient Finds a Ring)
 * (Purity and Black Hole are Behind the Sofa)
 * Purity: She found a ring.
 * (Patient Finds a Medal)
 * Purity: And medal.
 * (Charity and Chastity are Looking for Things)
 * (In the Kitchen, Temper and Humility Find Lots of Diamonds and Snicker Mischievously)
 * (Prudent and Patient are Looking for Things)
 * Patient: Let's see what's in here.
 * (Patient Opens the Cupboard Door, then Prudent and Patient See Unity Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Unity Lets Out a Ghostly Moan)
 * (Patient and Prudent are Startled as Patient Drops the Bag and Run)
 * (Unity Chases them Both with a Moan)
 * (Temper and Humility Snicker as Patient and Prudent Walk Backwards Nervously at the Ghost)
 * (Patient and Prudent Bump into Temper and Humility, Dropping the Diamonds to the Floor)
 * (Charity and Chastity Hear the Noise and Race to Temper and Humility)
 * (Patient and Prudent are Shaking in Fright)
 * Temper: What? What is it?
 * (Prudent Points to the Ghost)
 * (Temper and Humility See the Ghost Coming Towards Them)
 * (Temper and Humility Scream as they Fall to the Floor)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Laugh)
 * (The Virtues Slip Onto the Floor, Knocking the Pots, Pans and Buckets to the Floor)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Laughing)
 * (The Virtues Rush to the Door)
 * (Unity Chases After Them)
 * Black Hole: We'll catch up with you soon, and then we'll have fun!
 * (Unity Chases The Virtues Down the Stairs and Moan Ghostly)
 * (Suddenly, The Virtues Slip and Fall Down the Stairs)
 * (Unity Looks Proudly and Come Back to the Living Room)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Have Picked up and Collected all the Things that The Virtues Have Lost)
 * Black Hole: We managed to scare him away.
 * (Unity Takes off His Ghost Costume)