Haunted Creamy Ice/Transcript

Sienna Received her Friends a Wonderful News:

 * (Sienna and Diana are Playing a Video Game)
 * Diana: Yes, yes, yes, yes!
 * Sienna: Diana?
 * Diana: Gimme five!
 * (Sienna and Diana High Five Each Other)
 * Mari: Hey, Sienna has brought some awesome news!
 * Diana: What is it, Sienna?
 * Sienna: We're all invited to a Halloween party!
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Sienna: Now, we all need to help.
 * Diana: Awesome! I can't stop thinking about Halloween!
 * Mari: Me neither, Diana!
 * Sienna: Okay, guys, we're going to the abandoned house and meeting the ghouls.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Diana: Do you know how to get there, Sienna?
 * (Sienna Nods): Mm-hmm. Follow me, everyone.

The Girls Meet a Ghost:

 * Sienna: Mari, I want you to be brave enough. Whatever you do, Mari, jump in Diana's arms if there's anything scary.
 * Mari: I'll try to.
 * Sienna: Excellent. Let's go inside.
 * (Sienna and her Friends Walk Inside the House)
 * Sienna: Hello? Anybody home?
 * Ghost (Off-Screen): Come on in.
 * (Mari Jumps in Diana's Arms)
 * Sienna: Mari, I jumped in Diana's arms.
 * (Ghost Appears)
 * (Mari Screams in Diana's Arms)
 * Sienna: Listen to me, we can talk when we are alone.
 * Ghost: Sienna! Oh, and you're fine with me being at your house?
 * (The Girls Laugh)
 * Sienna: Not all at once. Perhaps I can arrange for each of you to have your own spot in my class. Mr. Ghost, do you know where this child lives?
 * Ghost: Oh, let her go. She is not well.
 * Diana: Maybe you can find a safe place for her. And we'll keep an eye on her back.
 * Ghost: Now, Ghost!

The Girls Encounter an Alligator/Mari Becomes an Ant:

 * (Mari Has a Rope and Attempts to Bring the Ghost Up)
 * Mari: I got her! I got her, girls!
 * (An Alligator Shows Up)
 * Mari: I didn't get her.
 * (The Alligator Chases Off Mari, Diana, and Sienna)
 * Mari: We got her! I got her, girls!
 * (The Alligator Shows Up)
 * Mari: I didn't get her!
 * (The Alligator Chases Off Mari, Diana, and Sienna)
 * Mari: We got her! I got her, girls!
 * (Diana and Sienna are on their Car Roof, Fighting Against the Alligator)
 * Mari: I didn't get her, I swear
 * (The Alligator Showing Up)
 * Mari: I got her! I got her, girls!
 * (Diana and Sienna run to Mari)
 * Mari: I didn't get her!
 * (Diana runs into the Zoo)
 * Mari: I didn't get her, I swear. I got her, girls!
 * (Sienna and the Alligator surround and freeze the Alligator)
 * Mari: I didn't get her, I swear (I Wish I Hadn't).  Hey, Lo.  I can't believe it.  I saw you. I'm no better than an alligator.
 * (An Army Antenna Disappears Under a Bag)
 * Mari: I didn't get her.
 * (The Antenna Gets Retracted by a Bag)
 * Mari: I'm no better than an ants.
 * (Diana has a Pack of Greens)
 * Mari: I'm an ant.
 * (Sienna has 4 Clothes)
 * Mari: I'm an ant.
 * (Abandoned Tear Bottoms Spark a Beer Bottle and Smell of Soot)
 * Mari: I'm an ant.
 * (A Splat on Diana's Head)
 * Mari: I'm no better than an ants.
 * (A Bag Fills Over The Ketchup on the Restaurant Counter)
 * Mari: I'm an ant!
 * (A Driverless Car Stands in the foreground)

The Ghost Returns:

 * (Mari and her Friends Look at the House)
 * Mari: The ghost's practical is ready to be caught. Let's grab her!
 * (A Creaking Sound is Heard)
 * (Mari and Diana are Frightened and Hug Each Other)
 * (Mari Pointed at the Door)
 * (Mari and Diana Push Sienna to the Door)
 * Mari: Follow me, girls.
 * (Sienna Pushes Mari)
 * (Mari Bravely Holds her Hand)
 * Mari: It's all right. Just follow me, and don't be afraid.
 * (Mari, Diana, and Sienna Enter the House and Start Investigating)
 * Sienna: There's nothing to be afraid of. There's nothing to be afraid of.
 * (Sienna Felt a Touch, it was a Spider)
 * (Sienna Screams and Hides)
 * Diana: Sienna, don't worry. It's just me, Diana.
 * Sienna: Hmm. Oh, yeah. I know that. (Sienna Felt a Little Touch, it was a Spider) Yeah, just being cautious, Diana. 'Cuz it just looks like a balloon. I mean, you know? Well, you know something? Everything's completely cool. (Diana Walks by as Sienna Sniffs) Diana! I won't hurt you! I promise! This is just me, Diana. I had an accident!
 * (Sienna arrives at the fort-pill box and sets it down. Diana approaches nervously)
 * Sienna: It's okay, baby. No one's gonna hurt you.
 * Diana: (points at kids and then Diana. as if pointing to the bad guys) Let's get out of here, Sienna!
 * Sienna: But you said you wouldn't hurt us! I just thought I'd scare you some more. I didn't mean to hurt you. (looks up at the sky)
 * (Mari and her Friends Keep Searching for the Ghost)
 * (Just Then a Shadowy Figure Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (Mari and Diana Scream in Terror)
 * Mari and Diana: A GHOST!! Nothing can stop it!
 * (The Old Folks walk to the cuckoo clock and watch as it ticks and ticks)
 * Cuckoo: It's almost time!
 * Diana: What about Sienna?
 * Cuckoo: In a few minutes, he'll be ready!
 * Mari: But will he be able to fly?
 * Cuckoo: I'm sure he will!
 * Mari: Promise?
 * Cuckoo: Promise! Darn!
 * (Then Mari and Diana look a little frightened, and run from the cuckoo clock)
 * Cuckoo: But Before We Go on, I just want to caution you.
 * (The clock wings flutter loudly with each complete tick)
 * Cuckoo: Let us bow our heads for a moment and pray. That these clocks will always be running ticking.
 * Sienna: Where's the ghost?!
 * Mari: Right there!
 * (Sienna turns and sees, the ghost, and Diana then gets frightened and looks around)
 * Mari: The party's started!
 * Diana: Oh crap, I'm not dressed.
 * Sienna: Yeah. I remember this one!
 * Mari: I think we should go look at the ghost.
 * Sienna: I don't think that's a good idea.
 * Mari: Why not?
 * Diana: I'm not sure. I'm scared Shrekless.

Mari Encounters the Ghost Again:

 * (Shadowy Figure Wails Like a Ghost)
 * (Mari Notices Something and Sees the Shadowy Figure Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Sienna Runs to the Window and Wakes the Cook)
 * (The Cook Comes to life and hears Cracking Noise in the Bedrooms)
 * (There's a Dark Figure in a White Room)
 * (Mari is Startled, and Runs Away)
 * (Mari Looks Around and Walks Backwards Nervously)
 * (The Cook Starts Restraining Mari)
 * (The Cook Restraining Mari)
 * (Sienna Surprises Mari and Shuts the Bedroom Doors with a Nightlight)
 * (Mari and Diana Sigh with Relief)
 * Mari: i think that's close. We'd better keep looking for the ghost and try to stay focused.
 * Diana: Right, Mari.
 * (They Head Off)
 * (Suddenly, a Ghostly Wail is Heard)
 * (It's a Shadowy Figure, Who Dresses as a Ghost)
 * (Mari and Diana are Shocked and Walk Backwards Nervously)
 * (Mari and Diana Bump into the Shadowy Figure)
 * (Suddenly, a Ghostly Wail is Heard)
 * (The Spook is Shy)
 * Ghost: Who the Heck is that?!
 * (Mari and Diana Are Shocked): It's disturbing to watch.
 * (They Set out. Walk and Talk)
 * Mari: Don't be scared, Mari. You can do this.
 * Diana: It's just a trick. It's just a trick.
 * (Sienna, Mari and Diana Bump Into Each Other and Scream)
 * Sienna, Mari and Diana: Oh, it's you! (They Laugh)
 * Ghost: Oooooh!
 * (Sienna, Mari and Diana Scream)
 * (Mari and Diana are Scared)
 * Ghost: (Spooky voice) Ooooooooooh!
 * (Mari and Diana Scream in Horror)
 * (Scene Fades)
 * (Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards Diana and Mari)
 * (Mari and Diana Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened, but they Bumped into Sienna, who is Standing)
 * Sienna: Sienna Sweettooth runs from nothing!
 * (The ghost comes near the Diana, Sienna and Mari. Diana, Sienna and Mari ran for their lives.)
 * Diana: Get away from us, ghostie!
 * (Ghost Moans)
 * Mari: Go and spook up someone else's house!
 * (Diana, Sienna and Mari Scream)
 * Mari: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (The Ghost Slips and Falls)
 * (The Ghost was Nothing there)
 * Mari: It is a ghost! Who is the ghost?
 * Ghost: I am the ghost! It's just the continuing saga of The Strawberry Girl and we're going to unravel it all over this ocean of chairs.
 * Mari: No, no, no! You can't do that! I won't let you do that! I'm the Strawberry Girl! I'm Mari! I'll stop anything you want to do! [points to herself] I am Mari! I'm Mari! Except for the occasional Goofy eyes and smile, and hair that never stays perfect, and occasionally wrinkly skin, this woman is me! I am Mari!
 * Ghost: Mari, I am the monster. This show's a fictitious reality tv show. You are not a present-day Strawberry Girl. [pulls away a single strand of tangled hair] You are a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe, a tv grandma. You are The One True Strawberry Girl. I created you. You're a portrait of my tortured youth, but now that I have you back and feel you're safe with me. You are truly me. You deserve better. You deserve love.
 * (Mari smiles): There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Mari's world.
 * Diana: Ghosts! I'll show them all! So long!  Go on!!  "Go on!!!"  Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes.  end Flashback Theatre montage.  Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage.  As the track ends, the answering machine rings.  It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler.  She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more I'll say to you Once more I am to blame Then once again I am innocent once again I'll marry Anne if she will let me

Surprise Reveal:

 * (The Ghost is lifted off his costume, revealing Lollipop, lands on ground in front of them all.)
 * Lollipop: Woo hoo, boys! They were scared!  (Lollipop laughs) Woo hoo, boys!  They were blown away!  (Lollipop laughs again) Woo hoo, boys!  They are going to be famous!
 * (Lollipop and the rest of the gang scream, laugh and run away.)
 * Mari: Loser, if the ghost is gone, I'm next!
 * (Loser runs off screen in tears)