Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, and Doja Cat get awarded

"This is for myself."

- Drew Elliott

Transcript

 * Drew Elliott: Okay, class. Today is behavior card day, which means you'll get which card you get from good to bad. We'll take this white card as an example.
 * (Drew pulls out the cards)
 * Drew Elliott: So, if your card is gold, that means you graduate forever. If your card is green, you get a whole year off. If your card is blue, you get to have 100 days off. If your card is pink, you get 90 days off. If your card is purple, you get 80 days off. If your card is violet, you get 70 days off. If your card is magenta, you get 60 days off. If your card is cyan, you get 50 days off. If your card is turquoise, you get 40 days off. If your card is chartreuse, you get 30 days off. If your card is aquamarine, you get 20 days off. If your card is light blue, you get 10 days off. If your card is white, nothing happens. If your card is yellow, you are in a tiny bit of trouble, no detention, just a talk after school. If your card is marigold, you only have detention for 5 minutes. If your card is mustard, you only have detention for 10 minutes. If your card is orange, you have detention for 30 minutes. If your card is burnt orange, you have detention for 50 minutes. If your card is tan, you have detention for 70 minutes. If your card is sunset orange, you have detention for 90 minutes. If your card is red orange, you're suspended for 1 month. If your card is red, you're suspended for 10 months. If your card is maroon, you're suspended for 30 months. If your card is scarlet, you're suspended for 50 months. If you're card is brick red, you're suspended for 70 months. If you're card is chesnut, you're suspended for 90 months. If you're card is fuzzy wuzzy brown, you're suspended for 100 months. If your card is gray, you're suspended for the rest of the year. Now pay attention to this card, this card is a supra, ultra, mega evil one: If your card is black, then you are in dead meat and expelled from this school. Here are the cards.
 * Taylor Swift: Yes! Me, Ariana Grande and Doja Cat got gold cards!
 * Ariana Grande: Thank you, Mr. Elliott, you are the best!
 * Doja Cat: That means we graduate forever!
 * Drew Elliott: Congratulations, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Doja Cat! You three have been my best favorite students in my class! You guys made my childhood very amazing by showing people how to sing. You three graduate forever. Go to the principal's office and make him proud. I am going to miss all three of you.
 * Taki: Yay! I got a green card!
 * Sarvente: I got a green card, too!
 * Drew Elliott: Amazing job, Taki and Sarvente! You two have been the awesome students I've had in my class. You two taught people how to sing. You both get a whole year off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Pablo: Hooray! Me, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Yui, Kokone, Ran and Amane got blue cards!
 * Yui: You're so amazing, Mr. Elliott!
 * Drew Elliott: Great job, Backyardigans and Delicious Party Pretty Cure! You guys have been my favorite heroes in my class. You guys had some amazing teamwork. You guys get 100 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your awards.
 * Lollipop: Yes! Me and Tennis Ball got pink cards!
 * Tennis Ball: Yeah! That's so cool!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Lollipop and Tennis Ball! You both get to have 90 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Golf Ball: Yay! I got a purple card!
 * Drew Elliott: Well done, Golf Ball! You get to have 80 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Taco: Wow! I got a violet card!
 * Tree: I got a violet card, too!
 * Drew Elliott: Good job, Taco and Tree! You two have been my favorite childhood characters! You get 70 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Dora: Yes! I got magenta!
 * Diego: I got magenta, too!
 * Drew Elliott: Good job, Dora and Diego! You both get 60 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Hikaru: Yes! Me and Lala got cyan cards!
 * Lala: You're the best teacher, Mr. Elliott!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Hikaru and Lala! You two have been my favorite couple of all time. You both get 50 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * SpongeBob: Yes! I got a turquoise card!
 * Patrick: Me, too!
 * Squidward: Me, three!
 * Drew Elliott: Amazing job, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward! You guys get to have 40 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Barney: Oh, yes! Me, BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff got chartreuse!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Barney, BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff! You four have been my favorite characters from my childhood. You guys get 30 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Queen of Hearts: Wahoo! Me, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles got aquamarine!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Queen of Hearts, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles! You all get to have 20 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * Sky: Yes! I got a light blue card!
 * Drew Elliott: Good job, Sky the Fangirl! You were a really useful fangirl to other students. You get to have 10 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your reward.
 * Elinor: I got a white card.
 * Drew Elliott: Okay, Elinor. Nothing happens to you. So you may find an empty seat.
 * Ruv: Aw, man. I got a yellow card.
 * Drew Elliott: I'm so sorry, Ruv. You are in a tiny bit of trouble. But don't worry, no detention. Just a talk after school. Go to the principal's office and I'm sure he won't be mad.
 * Selever: Oh, no. I got a marigold card.
 * Drew Elliott: I'm sorry, Selever. You only have detention for 5 minutes. But don't worry, the principal won't be very mad. Go to his office.
 * Cloud: Oh, no. I got a mustard card.
 * Drew Elliott: I'm sorry, Cloud. You only have detention for 10 minutes. Go to the principal's office.
 * Gentlu: Hey, no fair! I got a orange card.
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Gentlu. You have detention for 30 minutes. Your identity ripped off Amane which was better than your dumb identity. Go to the principal's office to recieve your detention.
 * Dusty: Hey! I got a burnt orange card!
 * Pat: Me, too!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Dusty and Pat. You two have detention for 50 minutes. You guys keep ripping off Saw and Hammer Marker which keeps annoying the class. Go to the principal's office and I hope you three learn your lesson.
 * Molly: What the heck?! Me, Gil, Goby, Deema, Oona, and Nonny got tan cards!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Bubble Guppies! You all have detention for 70 minutes. You guys keep doing stupid stuff like farting in class, yelling at me, not following the rules, stealing things, and doing drugs. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Meri: Hey! My card is sunset orange!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Meri. You have detention for 90 minutes. You keep becoming evil which annoys me and the other students. Go to the principal's office now!
 * Callie: Oh, no! I got a red orange card!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Callie! You're suspended for 1 month! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Drake: No, no, no, no, no! Me and Josh got red cards!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Drake and Josh! You two are suspended for 10 months! Your show was way too mediocre and boyish! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Nick Jr.: Oh, no! I got a maroon card!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Nick Jr.! You're suspended for 30 months! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Coconut Fred: Oh, no! I got scarlet!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Coconut Fred! You are suspended for 50 months! Your videos were getting on my nerves! Go to the principal's office right now!!
 * Melissa Kimyōna: No, no, no, no, no, no! I got a brick red card!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Melissa Kimyōna! You are suspended for 70 months! You keep complaining about other students! Go to the principal's office right now!!!
 * Tricky: Aw, man! I got a chesnut card!
 * Drew Elliott: That's right, Tricky the Clown! You're suspended for 90 months! You keep forcing people to play your dumb game! Go to the principal's office now!!!!
 * Shimmer: No, no, no, no!
 * Shine: We got fuzzy wuzzy brown cards!
 * Drew Elliott: THAT'S RIGHT, SHIMMER AND SHINE!!! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 100 MONTHS!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Beepie: Oh, no! I got a gray card!
 * Drew Elliott: THAT'S RIGHT, BEEPIE!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! YOU KEEP FORCING PEOPLE TO PLAY YOUR MEDIOCRE MOD!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 * Dream: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. We got black cards.
 * Sapnap: Please, Mr. Elliott.
 * Tommyinnit: Can you give us another chance?
 * Drew Elliott: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!! DREAM, SAPNAP, AND TOMMYINNIT, YOU THREE HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENTS EVER IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP SNEAKING INTO TAYLOR SWIFT, ARIANA GRANDE AND DOJA CAT'S PARODIES!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Dream, Sapnap, and Tommyinnit: (crying)
 * Olivia Rodrigo: Dream, Sapnap, and Tommyinnit, not you three again. What cards did you guys get this time?!
 * Dream: We got black cards.
 * Olivia Rodrigo: OH, MY, GOD!!!!! DREAM, SAPNAP, AND TOMMYINNIT, HOW DARE YOU GUYS GET BLACK CARDS?!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU THREE ARE SO EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Dream, Sapnap, and Tommyinnit: (crying)
 * (When they got home...)
 * Billie Eilish: Dream, Sapnap, and Tommyinnit! How dare you three get in dead meat and expelled?! That's it! We cannot stand you three idiots forever! That is so it!
 * Jack Stauber: You three are so grounded for 1, 974 days!
 * Gayle: Go to your rooms now and never come out!!!!
 * Dream, Sapnap, and Tommyinnit: (crying)
 * The End.