The Mysterious Virtueween Party/Transcript

Ghost Story/There's No Such Thing as Ghosts:

 * (Episode Begins with a Raven with Gleaming Eyes Watches the Virtues)
 * (It Then Flies Down to the Window)
 * (Charity, Patience, and Humility Wear Bedsheets and Scare the Raven)
 * (The Raven Squawks and Falls Flat on the Ground)
 * (The Raven, Dizzily, Flies Off into the Night)
 * Humility: Isn't this fun, girls?
 * Charity: You bet it is, girls.
 * Patience: Acting like ghosts is like the Captain Jeweleye.
 * (Kindness, Diligence, and Temperance Chuckle at the Act)
 * (Charity, Patience, and Humility Remove the Bedsheets)
 * Charity: I'd like to hear the story of Captain Jeweleye, Kindness.
 * Kindness: Gosh, that'd be swell. Okay, it started on a dark night, when the captain of the ship looked for his treasure. But there was a ghost of the old captain Jeweleye was haunting the ship--
 * (Scene Fades to the Virtues Sleeping)
 * Humility: There's no such thing as ghosts. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * (Humility Hears Footsteps)
 * (Humility Puts her Hands on Patience's Shoulders)
 * Humility: Girls, I hear footsteps on the stairs.
 * Charity: It's probably nothing, Humi. There's nothing to be afraid of. I wasn't wrong about eerie sounds.
 * Humility: Yeah, you may be right.
 * (Charity, Patience, and Humility Then Hear the Door Opens)
 * Patience: Did you see that?
 * Humility: Maybe it's the ghost!
 * Charity: Humility, I told you, there's no such thing as ghosts. Oh, no.
 * (Chastity Pops Up in a Bedsheet and Scares the Three Girls)
 * (Charity, Patience, and Humility Scream with Fright)
 * (Chastity Removes the Bedsheet and Laughs)
 * Charity: Chastity, are you trying to scare us to death?
 * Chastity: No, but I was having fun.