Coiny and the Legend of Object-Hollow/Transcript

Making Dress for Bottle/Four and his Gang Building a Machine:

 * (Episode Starts with Coiny, Pin, and Pie Making Bottle's Dress)
 * Pin: Now, don't move, Bottle.
 * Pie: Just one more stitch.
 * (Pie Cuts the Thread)
 * Pie: There. All done.
 * Bottle: How do I look?
 * Pin: Like an angel.
 * Coiny: Hey, guys, come see.
 * Rocky: Oh, my! No wonder she's the star of the school play.
 * (Bottle Giggles)
 * Pin: And such a scary play. The Legend of Object Hollow. (Shivers)
 * Rocky: Remote, who is playing the terrifying Headless Horseman?
 * Remote: Not me. I'm a mushroom.
 * (Bottle Giggles)
 * Remote: I love the idea of putting on a play.
 * Coiny: You see, Remote? Sometimes we must play small parts to prepare for bigger parts that come later.
 * Bottle: I'm gonna sing that Cinderella song at rehearsal next day.
 * (Coiny's Friends are Excited)
 * (Outside, We Hear Grunting)
 * Four: Are you finished yet, Purple Face?
 * Purple Face: Almost, Four.
 * Four: Think of it, guys. Mayor order people.
 * (Purple Face Snickers)
 * Four: That feisty frontier people packaged and delivered to the city of Sydney from Australia. To the doorsteps of silly bandits from coast to coast.
 * Announcer: Yeah, Coiny and his friends are gonna go crazy when they read our newspaper heads, Four.
 * Four: And we'll be rich! Rich! (Four Goes Dollar Eyed)
 * Purple Face: Okay, boss. One human packing machine ready to go.
 * Four: Now tell me again, when one of Coiny's friends trips the trigger lever--
 * (Four Looks at Announcer and Purple Face)
 * Purple Face: That would be here, boss.
 * (Purple Face Grabs the Lever, and Gets Sucked in)
 * (Four Looks Inside)
 * (Purple Face Screaming)
 * (The Machine Packages Purple Face)
 * (The Package Comes Out)
 * (Purple Face Pops his Head Out)
 * Purple Face: What do you think, Four?
 * Four: Perfect. Now, all we have to do is one of Coiny's friends into it.

School's Play/Bottle Makes Her a Star:

 * (Meanwhile at the Play)
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): Oh, Nathaniel, I'm so frightened.
 * Gaty: Do-Do not worry, M-M-Miss Sally.
 * (Remote Yawns)
 * Gaty: I sall shave you.
 * (Remote Laughs): Shave you?
 * (Kids Laughing)
 * Firey: I believe the word is save, not shave, Gaty. Let's try the next scene.
 * Remote: Here we go again.
 * Firey: Let's see... Hmm...
 * (Firey Falls on the Floor)
 * Remote: Sorry, Firey.
 * Firey: Oh, dear me. We're going to need a whole new prop. Well, I will tend to that later. But since we're at the piano, Bottle, perhaps you should rehearse your song now.
 * (Kids Cheer)
 * (Firey Plays Piano)
 * Bottle: "A dream is a wish your heart makes."
 * Remote: Awesome.
 * Kids: Shh!
 * Bottle (Off-Screen): "When you're fast asleep. In dreams, you will lose your heartache."
 * (Four and his Gang were Walking Down, Until they Overhear Bottle Singing)
 * Four: Good heavens. Isn't that lovely?
 * Purple Face: You think so? It's just my regular hat.
 * Four: Not you, you idiot! That voice.
 * Purple Face: Open up! Who turned out the light?!
 * Four: Aw. Lovely enough to fill an auditorium. "Fill an auditorium." Gad, that's it. We'll put a show. Every one of Coiny's friends will come and BANG!
 * Purple Face: Ow!
 * (Four Laughs)
 * Purple Face: Hey!
 * Four: Oh, for heaven's sake, Purple Face! Buy a hat that fits, would you?!
 * Bottle: Remote, you were kind today.
 * Remote: Yeah. Great, wasn't it? (Laughs)
 * Purple Face: Hello, you two! (Sinister Laughing)
 * Remote: What do you want?
 * Two: Oh, he doesn't want anything.
 * (Bottle and Remote Gasp)
 * Two: But we do.
 * (Bottle and Remote Look Shocked)
 * Two: Hello, my pretty.
 * Remote: Get away from Bottle, Two.
 * X: Remote, I assure you, she means her no harm, only good wishes.
 * Two: And a chance to sing tomorrow night, in Four's greatest theatre extravaganza ever. In other words, Bottle, I'm going to make you a star.
 * Bottle: A star?
 * Firey (Off-Screen): Quite impossible, I'm afraid.
 * Two: What?
 * Firey: Bottle will be quite busy tomorrow night starring in our school play, The Legend of Object-Hollow. Now, come on, guys.
 * Remote: Nice try, Two.
 * Two: You must be kidding.
 * Firey: Now, you two go to Coiny's house, while I go to the Ghostly Forest for those last two tree props.
 * Two: Ghostly Forest, eh? Perhaps it's time we stage a little production of our own, X.

Ghostly Forest:

 * (Scene Fades to the Ghostly Forest)
 * (Firey Humming Through the Bushes)
 * (Firey Find a Prop)
 * Firey: Prefect for the Headless Horseman scene.
 * (Firey Looks Around the Forest)
 * Firey: Who-- Who's there?
 * (Four and Two are Dressed as Forest Ghosts, They Let Out a Loud Moan)
 * Firey: It's the Forest Ghosts!
 * (Four and Two Chase Firey)
 * (Firey is Scared to his Wits)
 * (He Flew Until he Falls into a Trap)
 * (Firey is in a Bony Cage)
 * (Four and Two Remove their Disguises)
 * Four: Once again, perfection, Two.
 * Firey: Four? Is that you?
 * Four: None other, Firey.
 * Firey: Would you mind letting me out? I seem to have stumbled into a trap.
 * Four: Our trap, Firey. And you're just in time.
 * Firey: Oh, dear.
 * (Four Laughs): And at tomorrow night, following my show, thanks to my trap here, Goiky will be the human-less capital the world.
 * Firey: Oh, dear.
 * Four: But enough. Come on, Two. We must get to school.
 * Two: See you around, birdie.

Find Firey:

 * (Meanwhile, Back at School)
 * (Everyone Looks at the Note)
 * Bottle: "Had to leave town. Play cancelled. Sorry, Firey." Cancelled?
 * Remote: Oh, no.
 * (Coiny and his Friend Panic)
 * (Coiny and his Friends Walk Sadly Down the Road)
 * Remote: Hey, Pencil, Match.
 * Match: Oh, hey, guys.
 * Coiny: There's no school today, and I thought it might be go out to the Ghostly Forest to find Firey.
 * Pencil: Ghostly Forest? Did you say find Firey?
 * Pin: Yes.
 * Pencil: Oh, no! Firey! Let's find him!
 * Coiny: All right!
 * (They Go Out to Find Him)

Four, Two and Bottle's Conversation:

 * (Bottle Walks Home Sadly)
 * Four: Tsk, tsk, tsk. So sorry about the school play, Bottle.
 * Two: We only wish there was something we could do.
 * Four: Oh, but wait, Two. There is.
 * Bottle: There is?
 * Two: Without the school play, you're free to do our show this evening. Right? And just to show what good sports we are, I'm going to give all the proceeds back to this school. Deal?
 * Bottle: I'd be helping the school, too? Well, okay?
 * Four: Excellent. Now you hurry along, whilst we prepare for tonight's concert.
 * Bottle: Okay. Thanks.
 * Four: Bye, bye, now. Guys!
 * Purple Face: Yes, boss?
 * (Four Grabs Purple Face's Neck): I hate when you do that.
 * Purple Face: Sorry. It's a bandit thing.
 * (Four Groans)

Match Frees Firey:

 * (Coiny and his Friends Arrive in the Ghostly Forest)
 * Coiny: Look, guys, it's just beyond that rise. Ghostly Forest.
 * Match: G-G-G-Ghostly? Pencil, maybe I should stay here.
 * Pencil: Okay, you stay here, and I'll make sure the coast is clear.
 * (Pencil Looks Down at the Forest)
 * Pencil: Okay, Match, all clear. Your turn.
 * Match: Okay, here I come. I think.
 * (Match Takes a Mighty Leap, but Falls)
 * (Match Can Be Heard Screaming as Pencil Sees him Fall)
 * (CRASH)
 * (Pencil Climbs Down)
 * Pencil: Shh!
 * Match: You don't think the forest hurt us, do you?
 * Pencil: I think the whole town hurt us.
 * (Pencil and Match Go into the Woods)
 * Match (Off-Screen): Hey, over here, I found something.
 * (Pencil Walks to the Other Side)
 * (Match Pats Him with his Nose)
 * Match: Looky!
 * Pencil: Whoa! Match, that looks like Firey's feather.
 * Match: It does?
 * Firey (Off-Screen): Help me, please!
 * Pencil and Match: Huh?
 * Match: Boy, it even sounds like Firey.
 * Pencil: He said he was coming to the Ghostly Forest last night.
 * Firey: Pencil, is that you?
 * Pencil: Firey?
 * Firey: Get me outta here, please!
 * Pencil: Match! He's trapped in a bony cage!
 * Match: He is? Oh, sure, I knew that.
 * (Match Breaks the Cage, Setting Firey Free)
 * Firey: Four and his bandits are planning to box your friends in Goiky tonight.
 * Pencil: They are? We've gotta stop them!
 * (Back at Coiny's House)
 * Blocky: Lollipop, I think this will be the most concert of them all.
 * Lollipop: Oh, I'm so excited.
 * Four: Not half as excited as my gang will be when your friends show up on their dinner plates. (Sinister Chuckling)
 * Announcer: Think there's enough of Coiny's friends to go around?
 * Four: Not for long. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Meanwhile at the Train)
 * (Four and his Bandits Ready the Machine)
 * Four: Once the little delicacies are boxed, as they drop under this converting belt, whence they are hoisted onto that weighting freight train, which in exactly one hour and 12 minutes--
 * Announcer: --we'll chug out of Goiky, delivering those stupid human pests to hungry monsters in Sydney, Australia. Right, Four?
 * Four: Indeed.
 * (Four and Announcer Laughing)
 * Coiny: That's what you think, Four.

Bubble Talks to Four and his Gang:

 * (All the People Gather at the Concert)
 * Four: That's right, my little lovelies. Concert starts in 12 minutes. Hurry, hurry, hurry.
 * (Coiny and his Friends See Four and his Gang)
 * Coiny: Okay, Bubble, time for Plan A. You're on.
 * Bubble: Okay. Oh, boy. Get ready, one scared bandit gang coming up.
 * (Bubble Runs to Four and his Bandits Panicking)
 * (Four and his Bandits Coughing)
 * Bubble: Oh, it was awful, Mr. Four!
 * Four: What, pray tell, Bubble?
 * Bubble: Cow! Uh, don't tell me. Uh, oh, yeah! A ghost!
 * Four: A what?
 * Bubble: A ghost! I saw him, out at the Ghostly Forest, invisible than anything! Floating sheets, eerie eyes, hollow terrible ghostly voice!
 * Purple Face: Floating sheets?
 * Bubble: And was he scary! (Whistles) Said he was a friend of Firey's or something.
 * Purple Face: Firey?
 * Bubble: Oh, yeah, he said he was coming to town. Right? Yeah, that's right. Coming to town tonight. Let's see... is there anything else?
 * Purple Face: I hope not.
 * Four: Well, we'll just have to save him a seat at the concert, won't we?
 * Purple Face: We will?!?
 * (Bubble Looks Back at Coiny and Winks)
 * Coiny: Time for Plan B, Firey. Come on!
 * Firey: Oh, this is so thrilling!
 * Bubble: I'm exhausted. Bye.
 * Four (Off-Screen): What an idiot.
 * (Bubble Runs Away)
 * Purple Face: But what about that ghost?
 * Four: "What about that ghost?" Oh, don't be ridiculous. Come along, we have a show to put on.
 * Purple Face: Wait up, boss. Floating sheets. I don't think I can stand seeing something like that.

Bottle's Performance Song/Leafy and his Gang Scare Four and his Gang:

 * (Everyone Arrives at the Concert)
 * (Four Looks at the Curtain)
 * Balloony: Where's Coiny?
 * (Applause)
 * Four: Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes, I'd like to invite you all to a special party after the performance in honor of our own: Bottle. At the train depot.
 * (Crowd Cheering)
 * Four: Good. And now, without further ado, the lovely voice of Goiky, Bottle.
 * (Crowd Cheers and Bottle Bows)
 * Bottle: Thank you. Thank you, Four. Maestro.
 * (Piano Playing)
 * Bottle: "A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you're fast asleep."
 * (Crowd is Amazed)
 * Four: Come, boys. Let's prepare for our a going away party.
 * Bottle: "In dreams, you will lose your heartache. Whatever you wish for you keep. Have faith in your dream, and someday--"
 * Purple Face: Oh, I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see him.
 * Four: Purple Face, what is the matter with you?
 * Purple Face: Nothing, boss, nothing.
 * (Moaning Sound)
 * Purple Face: Did you hear that?
 * (4 Ghosts Show Up)
 * Four: Ghosts!
 * X: Run!
 * (Four and his Bandits Run from the Ghosts)
 * (The Ghosts Follow Them)
 * (Four and his Bandits Hide)
 * (The Ghosts Scare Four and his Bandits)
 * (Four and his Bandits Scream in Terror)
 * Four: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (Four and his Bandits Get Trapped in a Machine)
 * (Leafy Slips and Falls)
 * (Leafy, Ice Cube, Bubble, and Flower were the Ghosts)
 * Leafy: Way to go, everyone!

Firey's Back from the Stage:

 * Bottle: "No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing. The dream that you wish will come true."
 * (Crowd Applauses)
 * Bottle: Thank you. Thank you.
 * Firey: Ladies and gentlemen, Bottle.
 * Bottle: Firey!
 * Firey: Good evening. Four has graciously suggested that our school play be performed here tonight. So, without further ado, children.
 * (Blocky, Balloony, Saw, Gaty, and Lollipop Come Up to the Stage)
 * (Four and his Bandits Get Boxed)
 * Purple Face (Off-Screen): Boy, who'd have thought a whole bandit crew could fit into a box, eh, boss?
 * Four (Off-Screen): Oh, shut up, Purple Face.
 * (The Train Leaves with Four and his Bandits)
 * Firey: Ladies and gentlemen, The Legend of Object-Hollow.
 * (Crowd Cheering)
 * (The Play Goes On Until Remote Knocks a Tree Down)
 * Ice Cube: Uh, hi, there.
 * Coiny: That's our friends.
 * (Everyone Bows)
 * (The Train Departs)
 * Purple Face (Off-Screen): Gee, I've never been to Australia, boss. Have you?
 * Four (Off-Screen): Oh, parish the thought.
 * Pin: Oh, you were wonderful, Bottle. (Kisses Bottle's Cheek)
 * Bottle: Thanks, Pin.
 * Rocky: And, Coiny, I assure you, someday, you'll have a much bigger role. Right, Firey?
 * Firey: I think I can play a much bigger role than you realize, Coiny.
 * (Coiny Smiles)
 * Rocky: What? Did I miss something?
 * (Scene Pans to the Outside of School)
 * (Episode Ends)