Dutchman

Dutchman is a derivative of Scaredy Pants.

Characters:

 * Spongebob
 * Patrick
 * Drew
 * Kids
 * Sussy Baka????...
 * Kid 1
 * Kid 2
 * Kid 3
 * Balloon- like- bedsheet ghost

Script:

 * SpongeBob: Why can't I be frightening for once? Where's my chance?
 * Patrick: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to have a big, white sheet on.
 * SpongeBob: What do you think?
 * Patrick: Great! You're going as my ghost! Come on, SpongeBob. They're little kids! [door opens]
 * Kids: Trick-or-treat!
 * SpongeBob: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Patrick] Booga, booga, booga, booga! [kids laugh]
 * Kid #1: The haunted mattress!
 * SpongeBob: Your candy.
 * SpongeBob: Oooh... I'm the ghost of the Dutchman!
 * Patrick: Oooh... I am the ghost of me! [man opens door]
 * SpongeBob: Booga! Booga! I'm the ghost of the Dutchman!
 * Patrick: Oooh, I'm the ghost of the Dutchman's best friend! [both run off laughing] There's a whole party just full of people down at the Krusty Krab and the Dutchman is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [SpongeBob jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
 * SpongeBob: Booga! Booga! I'm the ghost of the Dutchman! [SpongeBob & Patrick run off laughing again]
 * Kid #2: The Haunted Mattress?
 * Kid #3: A haunted sleeping bag! [kids laugh.]
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, look at my new ghost ! [Patrick walks out of his closet with a big, white sheet on] Oooh, scary.
 * SpongeBob: You're my trick-or-treat bag!
 * Patrick: No, no! I'm the ghost of the Flying Dutchman's best friend!!
 * [lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. SpongeBob and Patrick are lowered in appearance with a scary look. Mr. Krabs begins talking through a megaphone to hide in the apple barrel]
 * Patrick: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! We are the ghost of the Dutchman and the ghost of the Dutchman's best friend! Booga, booga, booga, booga! Give us your souls! [a jellyfish comes up behind Mr. Krabs and zaps him in the butt.]
 * Mr. Krabs: Huh? [Mr. Krabs stands there a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles] Ow! Ow!
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoa! [flail around in and around, then dangle upside down, revealing their pants]
 * Kid #3: [notices SpongeBob and Patrick's pants] Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob and Patrick!
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: [still dangling] Help! Help!
 * Mr. Krabs: [using megaphone] We are not SpongeBob and Patrick. Those are our street clothes! [thunder appears and the front doors are open]
 * Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost: Enough! [Everyone gasps as green smoke comes into the Krusty Krab. A green figure appears, it turns out to be the Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost. He makes an evil laugh, making everyone scream in terror.]
 * Drew: spongebobmyboss
 * Mr. Krabs: It's the Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost! [he faints]
 * Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost: You bet your white lily livers I'm the Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost. And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your souls. [everyone screams] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dress up like me. [Squidward takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning the Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost name into a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at SpongeBob and Patrick, who are hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Balloon-Like Bed Sheet costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: Do you mean we're not scary?
 * Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding SpongeBob and Patrick, and they fall to the floor] Let me tell you about scary kids. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy]
 * ???: SpongeBob and Patrick!
 * Balloon-Like Bedsheet First, I gotta get rid of these sussy *stutters*, I mean scary … stupid costumes. [removes SpongeBob and Patrick's ghost costumes...then stares at SpongeBob and Patrick in horror. The Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost flies out of the Krusty Krab screaming. SpongeBob and Patrick are now shown as skinless with just brains, eyes, and mouths with the lower halves of their bodies]
 * Drew: Balloon Ghost, stop screaming... I'm NOT deleting gmail. u need to be kind pls u sussy baka, I MEAN, i mean friend.. Heh.
 * Balloon-Like Bedsheet Ghost: OH