Charity's Intergalactic Adventures/Transcript

Enter Impatient:

 * Chastity: [snoring]
 * Patient: [in her sleep] No... It can't be...! It isn't true...!
 * Calamity: Um, Patient?
 * [knock on door]
 * Chastity: [looks excitedly]
 * Grace: Patient! The bus for the Virtue Moon leaves in ten minutes!
 * Patient: Oh, no-no-no-no-no! I can't believe I overslept!
 * [door opens]
 * Charity: Me neither. That's not like you.
 * Patient: I know!
 * Prudent: Don't you have a super-annoying alarm clock that goes [imitates alarm clock buzzer]?
 * [alarm clock buzzer]
 * Charity: It's gonna be fine. We'll help you pack.
 * Chastity: [pants]
 * Diligence: [sighs] We're gonna be out in the woods. When is she gonna need that?
 * Peace: If we were going to the moon, I'd insist she packed an evening gown. One never knows, darling.
 * Patient: Lemme just get changed.
 * The Virtues: Impatient?!
 * Patient: How is this possible? Charity helped me defeat you at the Virtue-Land!
 * Impatient: You and your friends can never truly defeat me! [maniacal laughter]
 * Diligence, Peace, and Grace: [scream]
 * Calamity and Prudent: [scream]
 * Chastity and Charity: [scream]
 * Impatient: Impatient's a part of you! I'll always be there waiting in the darkest shadows of your mind! I'll be back, Patient! And this time, I won't stop until I have all the magic!
 * Patient: No! Stop!

The Bus Encounter:

 * Chastity: Patient, wake up!
 * Prudent: We can't stop, silly! We're not there yet!
 * Charity: Hey, are you okay?
 * Patient: Heh. I'm fine.
 * Prudent: We are gonna have so much fun! We're gonna roast marshmallows and eat marshmallows and sleep on marshmallow pillows!
 * Grace: Yeah, probably not gonna do that.
 * Prudent: Maybe you're not.
 * [squeak]
 * Principal: Attention, students, we're almost there. But before we arrive, we just wanted to say how proud we are of you for raising enough money to go on this class field trip.
 * Vice Principal: When we were your age, we made some of our favorite memories in these woods, and we're sure you will, too.
 * Principal: Now who's excited for the Virtue Moon?!
 * Students: [cheering]
 * Calamity: Isn't the Virtue Moon just beautiful? I can't wait until we have our first space walk.
 * Chastity: I definitely wanna go on one of those.
 * Calamity: You wanna see all the adorable woodland creatures, too?
 * Chastity: Yeah! Specifically squirrels. More specifically, so I can chase 'em! [looks, pants]
 * Diligence: I'm just lookin' forward to roughin' it. I'm gonna make my own shelter, forage for food...
 * Grace: Uh, you know they provide us with food and tents, right?
 * Diligence: Yup! Still gonna forage though.
 * Peace: [sighs] I'm just after some R&R. The past year has all been a bit too much for my tastes.
 * Prudent: I'll say! We fought three evil sirens who tried to hypnotize everybody with their singing, one ridiculously competitive rival school, and two demon friends! [to Charity and Patient] Uh, heh-heh, no offense.
 * Charity: None taken. [to Patient] You'll get used to it.
 * Diligence: Yep. Virtue-Land has become a regular magic magnet. Gonna be nice gettin' away to a place where we don't have to worry about that kinda stuff.
 * Maturity: Here you go, Patient.
 * Patient: Thanks. It's... Maturity, right?
 * Maturity: Yup, that's me! And you're you. And we don't know each other very well. [muttering] Cool story, bro.
 * Patient: Right. I guess I'll... see you around.
 * Charity: You know how there's that girl who looks just like you when she's here but lives in another dimension and she's a sweet girl?
 * Patient: Uh-huh.
 * Charity: Maturity kinda had a... thing for her.
 * Patient: Oh.
 * [P.A. feedback]
 * Helen Galactica: [over P.A.] Hey, everyone! If you could start heading to the courtyard, that would be rad! It's time to start the best week of moon ever!

Enter the Galactica Sisters:

 * [goons conversing]
 * Chastity: [smiling]
 * Helen Galactica: [amplified] Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Virtue Moon! I'm Helen Galactica, your moon director! Think of me as your friendly moon and space guide. And this is my daughter, Ellesse Galactica!
 * Ellesse Galactica: Think of me as that awesome guy... who should always be invited to fun things.
 * Helen Galactica: We aim to please, so before we hand out our tent assignments, we'd like to hear from all of you. You're free to do whatever you like here.
 * Ellesse Galactica: Uh, except hike near the rock quarry. That's off-limits.