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One Krabs Trash
The front yard of Mr. Krabs' house now has a sign that says "Fine Antiques For Sale". Mr. Krabs is arranging a rug to showcase the "antiques". The French Narrator comments on how one man's trash is another man's treasure, as Mr. Krabs begins digging through his trash can to find things to sell. He puts all the items on his rug and sprays them with fresh scent odor spray to make them clean. A fish comes and offers $1.50 for an umbrella, but Mr. Krabs insists that it's an antique and belonged to a queen, so he raises the price to $10. Eventually, the fish agrees to buy it for $5. SpongeBob and Patrick come and look around the antique sale, and Patrick buys an antique plunger from Mr. Krabs for $5. SpongeBob finds a soda drinking hat that Mr. Krabs claims was made for him, and buys it for $10. As they are leaving, another fish offers Mr. Krabs $500 for the hat, which Mr. Krabs declines. Then, more fish start offering more and more money until one offers him a million dollars for the hat. Mr. Krabs compliments SpongeBob's new hat and offers to sell it to him for $10. SpongeBob only has $5, so Mr. Krabs initially declines the deal. SpongeBob quickly runs home and returns with more money, eager to buy the hat. As they walk away, several fish approach Mr. Krabs to buy the hat, offering more and more money for it, with the last fish offering a million dollars. Mr. Krabs rushes to find the hat before SpongeBob realizes its worth. He finds SpongeBob and tells him that the hat makes him look like a girl. SpongeBob is initially hurt but then Mr. Krabs shows up with a bag of novelty hats and tries to convince SpongeBob to trade the hat for his entire collection. SpongeBob declines, and Mr. Krabs leaves, disappointed. Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's hat away, but SpongeBob refuses to give it up. Mr. Krabs brings out a bag of novelty hats to tempt SpongeBob, but he still won't give up his old hat. Finally, Mr. Krabs tries to scare SpongeBob by pretending to be a ghost and telling him that the hat is cursed, but SpongeBob still won't give it up. Later, SpongeBob shows up covered in dirt and holding a shovel, saying that he's returning the cursed hat to its original owner, Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen. Mr. Krabs is skeptical, but SpongeBob insists that Smitty is buried in Floater's Cemetery. They go to the cemetery, where Mr. Krabs discovers that Smitty was a real person who was buried there. SpongeBob's old hat belonged to Smitty, who was apparently "number one" in something. Smitty approached Mr. Krabs and demanded his hat back. Mr. Krabs refused, insulting Smitty and daring him to take it. Smitty then revealed his secret weapon: an army of skeleton zombies. Mr. Krabs, frightened, fought off the army with a swordfish, while Smitty pleaded for him to return the hat. In the end, Mr. Krabs defeated the skeleton zombies and reclaimed the hat, only to find out that it was worthless. SpongeBob mocked Mr. Krabs, and he broke down in tears. Squidward walked by with flowers, calling Mr. Krabs a baby, and the episode ended.