Alphabet Lore: Enter the Ghoul School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Mike Salcedo Enterprises presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (N and his Friends Walk Down the Road)
 * (Alphabet Lore: Enter the Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
 * N: U, look. Lighting.
 * U: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, N?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * N: No, lighting.
 * (N)
 * (N Pulls the Isis to U)
 * (U)
 * U: Not while I'm walking, N.
 * (U Moves the Isis Away)
 * F: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (M, G, F, and A)
 * (U Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Mike Salcedo)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * U: Golly! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (N Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * M: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * A: Don't be silly, M. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * G: Oh, no! A!
 * F: Crikey! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * A: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * G: A, let go!
 * A: Anything you say, G.
 * (A Falls on G)
 * A: Gee, G, do you wanna work out, too?
 * G: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * N: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * G: Me, too.
 * M: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (F Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * M: I put it there for safe keeping, F.
 * F: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * U: No, we're not, F. There's the school. Not to shabby, N.
 * N: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Soulstorm's Finish School for Girls!
 * U: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Soulstorm's School for Girls is Shown)
 * N: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * M: Yeah.
 * A: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * A: See, G? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * U: Golly! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * M: I can't see the road!
 * (N Wipes M's Eyes)
 * N: How's that, M?
 * M: Much better, N. I think I see the school.
 * (M Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * G: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * A: It even has a moat.
 * M: Moat?!
 * N: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (N is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * U (Off-Screen): That's my pal, N. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened N and Fixes Him)
 * N: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at N)
 * N: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Snappy, Shoots Fire at N)
 * N: U! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * U: N likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * N: M! G! U! F! A!
 * (N Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Snappy's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * A: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Snappy Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches N)
 * N: Oh, no.
 * (Snappy Snarls at N)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm (Off-Screen): Snappy, come here.
 * (Snappy Sadly Comes to Mrs. Soulstorm)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * N: Me? No.
 * U: Gee, N, is that--?
 * N: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Snappy can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * U: Nice to know you, Snappy. I'm U. I guess you've already met my pal, N.
 * (Snappy Snarls at N)
 * N (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Then you must be M, G, F, and A. I'm Mrs. Soulstorm, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * M: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (M Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (M Hears a Howl)
 * M: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, N?
 * N: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (N and M Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Come now. We have a contract, M. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * M: I think so.
 * A: Sure they are. F and I even witnessed them. Right, F?
 * F: Right, A.
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * M: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Emma: What the heck is wrong with batty? I'm Emma, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * M: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * N: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Ursula Walks Down)
 * Ursula: Hi! My name is Ursula.
 * N: Are you a witch?
 * Ursula: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Danica: Greetings, earthlings. I'm Danica, the Alien's daughter.
 * M: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Danica: Yes indeed.
 * Olivia: Hello! I'm Olivia, the Blob's daughter.
 * A: How cute! A blob monster!
 * G: She's too cute, A. But I agree with you.
 * Rhea: Hi there! I'm Rhea, the rompo's daughter.
 * M: Are you a rompo, too?
 * Rhea: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Clarisse: Hello there. I'm Clarisse, Creature of the Black Lagoon's daughter. Good to see you.
 * M: C-C-C-C-Creature--
 * N: f-f-f-f-f-from the Black Lagoon?
 * Gabrielle: Hi! I'm Gabrielle.
 * U: Are you really a succubus?
 * Gabrielle: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Philece: Hello there. I'm Philece.
 * M: Y-Y-Y-You're also a succubus, right?
 * Philece (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Lillian Howling)
 * U: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Lillian the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Lillian.
 * Lillian: Helloooooooooo.
 * M: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Maricela Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (N and M Skid to a Stop)
 * Maricela: Hi! I'm Maricela.
 * N: And I'm outta here!
 * Maricela: Huh?
 * N: Come on, guys.
 * A: But, N--
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Maricela: They don't run like their tired.
 * Emma: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Soulstorm, Maricela, Ursula, Gabrielle, Olivia, Clarisse, Rhea, Danica, Philece, Lillian, and Emma Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * M: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * N: I hope so, M.
 * A: But, N, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * M (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, A. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Francine Floats By)
 * M: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Francine: Hi! I'm Francine. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Francine Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * G: Not bad, Francine, but do you know any pop?
 * (M Grabs G's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Soulstorm Girls)
 * Maricela: Don't worry, Mrs. Soulstorm. We'll find 'em.
 * F: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * N: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * N, M, G, U, F, and A: Mummy!
 * (A Mummy Named Tia Yawns)
 * M: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * N: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (N and M Bumps into Maricela and Rhea)
 * (N Screams and Jumps into M's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Ah, I see you met the smartest of my girls. This is Tia, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Tia Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Emma: Yes, Tia. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * M: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * N: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Francine Laughs): They're strange, Maricela.
 * Maricela: But they're in good shape, Francine.
 * U: Gee, thanks.
 * M: Good shape? For what?
 * Emma: To teach us how to beat those Herring Cadets, of course.
 * Tia: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Francine: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Lillian: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * M: But--
 * U: That's my pal, N. He and M got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * N: Yes, right.
 * U: Don't worry, Tia. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't U.
 * Lillian: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Emma: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Maricela: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Maricela Slaps G, M, and N, N, M, and G Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Soulstorm the Keys)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (N, M, and G Yells as they Faint)
 * (U, F, and A Carry N, M, and G in Their Arms)
 * A: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Snappy Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Ready for some early morning exercises, F?
 * F: You betcha, Mrs. Soulstorm. Want us to wake M and N?
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (M Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs M's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * M: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * M: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (M Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (N Snoring)
 * (Snappy Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Snappy: Ohh.
 * (Snappy Mutters and Walks to N)
 * (Snappy Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on N's Finger)
 * (N Yells)
 * U: Sounds like N's up and at 'em.
 * (N Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * A: Blimey, N, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: That's no goldfish, A. That's out pet piranha.
 * N: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites N's Finger)
 * (N Yells)
 * Emma: Mrs. Soulstorm told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Clarisse: Right.
 * N: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Maricela: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Lillian: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Tia: Careful, Lillian. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Francine Laughing): How am I doing, Emma?
 * Emma: Oh, awesome, Francine.
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Looks like N's got the ballet class started, U.
 * U: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: You take over now, U, F, and A.
 * F: You're the boss, Mrs. Soulstorm.
 * A: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: And tutus for you too, M, and G.
 * G: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * G: How come we have to dress around in a dress, A?
 * A: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * A: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (F Runs into A and They Spin)
 * Emma: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (U, F, and A Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Soulstorm: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (N, M, and G Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Maricela and Tia Twirl)
 * Tia: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.