Mia Mendez's Funny and Scared Stories/Transcript

Doorbell for Candy:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (Mia Mendez's Funny and Scared Stories)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Lincoln Falls)
 * Lincoln Loud: Huh?
 * (Revolta Comes to the Door, and Gives Lincoln a Present)
 * Revolta: Happy Halloween.
 * (Claite and his Gang Float By)
 * Tysen: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Adena: You scare everybody? Tysen, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * GoGo: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Tysen: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Jackson Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Jackson: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Mia: Aw, relax, Jackson. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Veda: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Cynthia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Professor Coldheart: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Creeper: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Revolta: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Mia Mendez, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Nodoka Hanadera Moans): It's a Skylight Village Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Mia Mendez!
 * (Mia Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Mia: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Ratigan through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Ratigan Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Mia: Why, I even saw Count Dracula. He was even running a monster race.
 * Count Dracula: Love that.
 * Mia: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Brachiosaurus Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Axel Laughing)
 * Mia: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Tracey Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Tracey Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Tracey Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Tracey: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Tracey Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Tracey (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Rue, Addy, and Max Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Tracey Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Rue is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Addy is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Max is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Rue Rings the Doorbell)
 * Trauuma: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Trauuma Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Trauuma: Hello, kids.
 * Rue, Addy, and Max: Trick-or-treat.
 * Trauuma: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Rue Moore: Thank you, Trauuma.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Tracey's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Tracey: Whoa, Altivo, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Trauuma Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Trauuma Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Rue, Addy, and Max)
 * (Trauuma Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Tracey: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Rue, Addy, and Max Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Tracey: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Altivo, down, please.
 * Addy Campbell: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Tracey: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Trauuma: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Tracey Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Tracey: My name, sir, is Tracey. Witch Tracey, that is.
 * Trauuma: Oh, yeah?
 * (Trauuma Grabs Tracey's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Tracey's Head)
 * (Trauuma Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Tracey: That cranky gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Tracey: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Addy Campbell: Here you are, Tracey.
 * Witch Tracey: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Tracey Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Rue, Addy, and Max Look Up)
 * (Witch Tracey Cackling)
 * Witch Tracey: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Tracey Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Tracey (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Tracey Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Max: Awesome!
 * (Altivo Scoops Rue, Addy, and Max Up with Tracey)
 * Max: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Trauuma was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Tracey Cackling)
 * Trauuma: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Trauuma Looks Outside)
 * Rue Moore: Giddyup, Altivo! Whoopee!
 * Trauuma: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Trauuma: This is too--
 * (Trauuma Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Tracey: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Trauuma (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Tracey: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Trauuma (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Tracey: Uh--
 * Trauuma: The key.
 * (Trauuma Swallows the Key, and Tracey Hears it Clunk)
 * (Trauuma Laughs)
 * Witch Tracey: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Altivo Scoops Trauuma Up)
 * Witch Tracey: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Trauuma's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Trauuma: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Tracey: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Tracey (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Trauuma's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Tracey: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Tracey Uses Altivo as a Banjo)
 * Witch Tracey: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Trauuma Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Tracey: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Trauuma Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Tracey: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Trauuma Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Tracey: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Trauuma's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Trauuma Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Tracey: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Trauuma's Tail)
 * Trauuma: Ouch!
 * (Trauuma Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Tracey: Nothing to it.
 * Trauuma: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Trauuma Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Trauuma Laughing)
 * Witch Tracey: Now, you've made old Tracey mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Trauuma: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Trauuma Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Trauuma Moaning)
 * Witch Tracey: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Trauuma is Far Away)
 * Witch Tracey: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Trauuma Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Rue, Addy, and Max Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Tracey (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Max: Hooray for Trauuma!
 * Trauuma: I won't do it.
 * (Altivo Hits Trauuma on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Tracey: Come, Altivo, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Addy Campbell: Goodbye, Tracey.
 * Rue Moore: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Mia's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Tysen: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (Red Claw Walks By)
 * Tysen: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (Red Claw Roars at Tysen)
 * (Tysen's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Mia: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Mia's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Mia Mendez trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Mia was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Mia: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Mia: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Mia: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Mia was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Mia Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and Jackson marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Mackenzie Kortis: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Mackenzie Kortis: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Mia: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Mackenzie and Mia)
 * Mackenzie Kortis: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Mia (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Mackenzie Kortis: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Mia: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Mackenzie Kortis: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Mia: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Mackenzie Kortis: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Mia: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Mackenzie Kortis: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Mia: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Mia with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Mia: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Mia settled back in her modern regretter with buttons gede.
 * Mia: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Mia with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Mia: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Mia: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Mia was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Mia: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Mia knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Mia: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Robotboy Tries to Tuck Mia Back in, but Mia Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Mia scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Mia: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Mia Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Mia: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Mia Punches Robotboy and Runs Away)
 * (Robotboy Fixes his Head)
 * (Mia is Now in her Clothes)
 * Mia: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Mia readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Robotboy Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Mia Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Mia Mendez tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Mia to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Mia was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Mia picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Mia spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up Jackson, and then she did say:
 * Mia: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Mia: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Mia and Jackson with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Mia Mendez with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Mia: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Mia to Jackson with a rye little smile.
 * (Mia is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Mia Mendez snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Mia didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

Lola and Lana Haunt the House:

 * (Robotboy Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Tysen Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Tysen Laughs Nervously)
 * Tysen: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Mia: Tysen might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Lola and Lana Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Lola and Lana Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Lola and Lana Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Lola and Lana Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Lana Loud: Ghost?!?
 * (Lana Jumps in Lola's Arms)
 * Lana Loud: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Lola Loud: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Lola Loud: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Lana Loud: Right, Lola. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Lana Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Lola Loud: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Lana Loud: Perfect, girl!
 * Lola and Lana Loud: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Lola and Lana Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Lola and Lana Loud: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Mia, Leni, and Tysen)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Skylight-Land.
 * Mia: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a blondie who moves and shakes.
 * Leni Loud: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Tysen: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Lana Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Tysen: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Lola Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Lola Loud: Here goes nothing.
 * (Lola Opens the Door)
 * (Tysen Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Tysen: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Tysen Walks Inside)
 * Lola Loud: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Tysen Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Lola and Lana Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Lola and Lana Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Lana Loud: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Tysen is Taking a Bath)
 * (Lola Turns Off the Light)
 * (Tysen Claps the Lights on)
 * (Lana Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Tysen Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Aril Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Tysen Has a Headlight)
 * (Lana Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Tysen Has a Candle)
 * (Lana Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Tysen Lights a Match)
 * (Lana Puts Out the Match)
 * (Tysen Has a Glowstick)
 * (Aril Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Lola Loud: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Lola Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Tysen is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Tysen: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Lola and Lana Moan, but Tysen Doesn't Respond)
 * (Lola Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Lana Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Lola Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Lana Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Lola Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Lana Mows the Lawn)
 * (Lola Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Lana Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Lana Loud: I just don't understand it.
 * Lola Loud: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Tysen Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Lola Loud: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Lana Loud: Tysen, wake up.
 * (Lana Taps on Tysen's Head)
 * (Tysen Yawns and Looks at Lola and Lana)
 * (Tysen Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Tysen Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Lana)
 * Lana Loud: But, Tysen--
 * Tysen: No! Get away!
 * (Tysen Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Tysen Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Lola Loud: Sorry, Tysen. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Lana Loud: And now, you are, too.
 * Tysen: Why, I oughta--
 * Lana Loud: Now, take it easy, Tysen. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Tysen Chases Lola and Lana Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Tysen, Lola, and Lana Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

The Lonesome Gang Members:

 * (The Louds Applaud for Lola and Lana)
 * Mia: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Claite and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Icky Yawns)
 * Icky: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Picky: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blicky: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Claite: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sune: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blicky: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Picky: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Icky: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Claite and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Icky Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Ruby, Max, and Louise Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Ruby, Max, and Louise)
 * Ruby: The telephone!
 * Max: The telephone!
 * Louise: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Ruby: Hello?
 * Louise: Hello?
 * Ruby: Hello?
 * Louise: Hello?
 * Ruby (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Louise (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sune: Do you chase ghosts?
 * Louise: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Ruby Grabs the Phone from Louise)
 * Ruby: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sune: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Claite, Picky, Icky, and Blicky Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sune)
 * Sune: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Ruby: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Ruby Hangs the Phone)
 * Ruby: Awesome! A customer!
 * Max: A customer!
 * Louise: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blicky)
 * Blicky: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Claite and his Gang Appear)
 * Claite: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Ruby, Max, and Louise March Up)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Ruby Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Ruby Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Ruby: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Ruby, Max, and Louise Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Max Looks at Louise and Screams)
 * Max: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Ruby: Shh!
 * (Ruby, Max, and Louise Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Ruby, Max, and Louise Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on Louise's Nose)
 * Louise: Ouch!
 * (Louise Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Ruby: Ghosts.
 * Max: Ghosts.
 * Louise: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Ruby: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Ruby, Max, and Louise Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Ruby Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blicky Knocks on Ruby's Head)
 * (Ruby Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blicky)
 * (Blicky Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blicky Laughing)
 * (Ruby is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blicky Closes the Door)
 * (Ruby Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Ruby Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Claite and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Ruby Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Claite and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Ruby is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Ruby is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Max)
 * (Picky Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Max, and Max Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Picky Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Max is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Max Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Max Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Picky Whacks Max on the Butt, Causing Max to Scream in Pain)
 * Max: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Picky Looks at Max's Butt)
 * Max: Oh, no.
 * (Picky Whacks Him Again)
 * Max: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Picky Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Max: How dare you?
 * (Max Punches Picky)
 * Max: I got him! Cool!
 * (Picky Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Max Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Max: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Picky Spits Water in Max's Face)
 * (Max Blubbers)
 * (Picky Leaves and Max is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Max: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Max Gets All Wet)
 * Max: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to Louise)
 * Louise: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Icky Bangs the Pot, Scaring Louise)
 * (Louise Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Icky Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (Louise Runs Away in Fear)
 * (Louise Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Icky Comes Down and Kicks Louise in the Butt)
 * (Louise Chases Icky to the Drawer)
 * (Louise Looks for Icky, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Icky Rings the Cowbell at Louise, and Louise Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does Louise See in the Mirror, Icky)
 * (Louise Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (Louise Fixes his Shirt, While Icky Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (Louise Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Icky Does the Same Louise Does)
 * Louise: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (Louise Climbs on the Drawer, and Icky Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (Louise and Icky Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (Louise Stops and Icky Keeps Going)
 * Louise: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Icky Pokes Louise in the Eyes)
 * (Icky Laughs)
 * (Louise Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (Louise Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (Louise Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * Louise: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Ruby! Max! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Claite and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Ruby and Max See Louise Come Down)
 * (Ruby and Max Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (Louise Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Claite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sune: Look!
 * Icky: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Ruby, Max, and Louise Look Like Ghosts)
 * Claite: Ghosts!
 * Picky: Ghosts!
 * Blicky: Ghosts!
 * Icky: Ghosts!
 * (Claite and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Claite and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Max: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Lucies:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Claite and his Gang Applaud)
 * Mia: So, GoGo, havin' a spooky time?
 * GoGo: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Lucy dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Mia: Fright!
 * (Mia and GoGo Laugh)
 * Jackson: Hit it, Stego!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Lucy Shows Up)
 * (The Lucy Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Lucy Fairies)
 * (The Lucy Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Lucy was Sleeping)
 * (Lucy Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Lucy to Arrive)
 * (Lucy Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Lucy Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Lucy Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Lucy Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named Hank)
 * (Hank Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (Hank Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (Hank Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Lucy Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (Hank is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Lucy)
 * (Lucy Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Lucy Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (Hank Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (Hank Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Lucy Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and Hank Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Lucy Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (Hank Swats the Empress)
 * (Lucy Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Lucy Pulls her Out, and Hank Follows Them)
 * (Lucy and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (Hank Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Lucy Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by Hank)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (Hank Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Lucy and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (Hank Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (Hank Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Lucy)
 * (Lucy Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to Hank)
 * (Hank Fights Lucy, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (Hank Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Lucy Traps Him Inside)
 * (Lucy Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Lucy Proudly)
 * (Lucy Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Lucy Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Lucy a Thumb Up)
 * (Lucy Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Lucy Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Tysen and the Gator:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Revolta, Cynthia, Coldheart, and Creeper)
 * Grim Creeper: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Revolta: Patience, Creeper. Midnight nears.
 * Mia: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous alligator has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Scream)
 * (Tysen Laughs at Them)
 * (Tysen Sees Some Gator Like Hands)
 * (Tysen Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Addy Campbell (Off-Screen): Tysen!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Max (Off-Screen): Where's Tysen?
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Tysen, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Addy Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Tysen Laughing)
 * Addy Campbell: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Angrily March Up to Tysen with their Gator Ghoul Costume)
 * (Tysen Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * Tysen: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Tysen Yawns, as an Alligator Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Tysen: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Tysen Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Alligator)
 * (Tysen Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Tysen)
 * (The Real Gator Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Run Away in Fear)
 * (Tysen Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Tysen: Why, I oughta--
 * (Tysen Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Run Away in Fear)
 * Tysen: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Alligator Walks By)
 * (Tysen Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gator)
 * (Tysen Looks in the Gator's Mouth)
 * Tysen: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Grabs Tysen by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Tysen Looks in the Eye of the Gator)
 * (The Gator's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Tysen Now Knows it's a Real Gator)
 * (Tysen Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Tysen, Addy, Max, and Ruby Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Max Pours Wax on Tysen's Butt)
 * (Tysen Screams in Pain)
 * (Max Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Tysen's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Tysen Hits Max)
 * (Tysen Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Max, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Tysen's Butt)
 * (Tysen Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Tysen Jumps Down)
 * (Tysen's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Tysen: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Tysen Kicks Ruby, Causing Ruby to Scream)
 * Tysen: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Tysen Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Tysen Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Tysen Searching for the Gator Ghoul)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Tysen is Scooped Up by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Tysen Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Tysen Then Runs to the Door, but the Gator Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Opens the Door, but Tysen Holds onto it)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Looks for Tysen, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Tysen was Slammed to the Door, and the Gator Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Tysen Screams)
 * (Tysen Runs Away, but the Gator Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Tysen Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Tysen Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gator Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gator Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Tysen Gasps)
 * (Tysen Keeps Running Away from the Gator Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Tysen Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gator)
 * (Tysen Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gator's Face)
 * (Tysen Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Tysen Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Tysen)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Tysen's Butt, but Tysen's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gator Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Addy, Max, and Ruby Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Tysen: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Addy Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Tysen: Amen.
 * (Tysen Sees the Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Tysen Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Tysen Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gator Ghoul and Tysen Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (Shura, Kurt, and Axel Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Revolta (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Cynthia Grabs Jackson, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Revolta: and I've got a trick for Mia Mendez. Sorry, Jackson, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Revolta Gives Coldheart the Signal)
 * (Coldheart Gives Veda the Signal)
 * (Veda Has the Switch Ready)
 * Mia: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Veda: Lights out.
 * (Veda Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * Mia: Huh?
 * Revolta: Right you are, Mia. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Coldheart Grabs Mia's Cape)
 * Revolta: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Veda: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Cynthia: "Hanging out,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Feeling fine,"
 * Count Dracula: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Veda: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Veda, and Count Dracula: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Cynthia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Cynthia Laughing)
 * Revolta, Cynthia, Professor Coldheart, Veda, and Count Dracula: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Hook and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Dracora: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Ratigan: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Ratigan Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Captain Hook's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Count Dracula: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Veda: Get those kiddies!
 * Professor Coldheart: Game over, Mia!
 * Cynthia: Hit the road, Jacksonny!
 * Revolta: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (Mia and Jackson Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (Mia and Jackson Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Big Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Revolta: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * Mia: All right, Revolta, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Revolta: Ahem.
 * (Mia Winks at the Audience)
 * (Cynthia, Dracula, and Ratigan Show Up)
 * (Ratigan Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Mia, Tysen, and GoGo Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Revolta: Nice try, Mia, but you, and GoGo, and especially that Tysen boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Students Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (Jackson Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Jennah and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Jackson Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Students)
 * (Jackson Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Students Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Jennah and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Mia Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Mia Gives Jennah and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Mia Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Rue Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Rue Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Rue's Costume)
 * (Mia Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Students Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (GoGo Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Students Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * GoGo: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (GoGo Gives Jennah, Lauren, and Rue an Egg)
 * Lauren Shrader: Oh, GoGo, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Rue Moore: It's for candy.
 * GoGo: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Students Walking)
 * Lauren Shrader: There's one last house.
 * Jennah Koehler (Off-Screen): Yep. Captain Hook's place.
 * (The Students Arrive)
 * Jennah, Lauren, and Rue: Trick or treat!
 * (Jennah Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Jennah Koehler: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Students)
 * (The Students Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Students Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Jennah Koehler: We lost him.
 * (Lauren Pants): Hey, what about Captain Hook and his crew?
 * Rue Moore: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Captain Hook Himself)
 * (Captain Hook Laughing)
 * Captain Hook: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * Gary: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Students Creep Back to the House)
 * (Captain Hook Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Captain Hook Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Captain Hook Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Students' Candy)
 * Jennah Koehler: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Students Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Captain Hook and his Crew Full)
 * (Jennah and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Jennah and his Brothers Scare Hook from the Shadows)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (Lauren Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Students Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Captain Hook Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Captain Hook: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Bruce: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Captain Hook: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Captain Hook Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Captain Hook: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Student boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Captain Hook: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Captain Hook: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Captain Hook Runs Away, Revealing the Students)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Students Laugh)
 * (Captain Hook Hides Behind a Tree)
 * GoGo: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Captain Hook: Wait! It's me!
 * (GoGo Throws Eggs at Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Mia Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Mia: Boo!
 * Captain Hook: Wait! It's me!
 * (Captain Hook Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Captain Hook Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (Jackson was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Captain Hook Comes Out)
 * (Jackson, Mia, and GoGo Appear)
 * GoGo: Get him!
 * (Captain Hook Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Captain Hook: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Captain Hook's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Captain Hook Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Captain Hook: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Jennah and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Captain Hook (Off-Screen): Jennah, Lauren, and Rue?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Students Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Looks Scared)
 * Lauren Shrader: Captain Hook--
 * Rue Moore: You scared us--
 * Jennah Koehler: --to death!
 * (Captain Hook Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Captain Hook Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Students Show Up)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (Jennah Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Captain Hook Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Students Follow Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Students Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Screams)
 * (The Students Moan)
 * (Captain Hook Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Students Look at Captain Hook)
 * (Captain Hook Shivers)
 * Jennah Koehler: Hope you liked our candy, Captain Hook.
 * Rue Moore: This shall be your last.
 * Captain Hook: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Lauren Shrader: All of it?
 * Captain Hook: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Students Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Captain Hook in a Costume)
 * Captain Hook: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Students, Captain Hook, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was GoGo in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * GoGo: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Mia and Jackson for Candy:

 * (Ratigan and Dracora Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * GoGo: Now, what do we do?
 * Jackson: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Revolta.
 * (Jackson Marches inside Firmly)
 * GoGo: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Mia: Huh. I have.
 * Revolta: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * Jackson (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Revolta: Huh?
 * Jackson: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Storybook Theater, starting right now!
 * (Revolta Summons Professor Coldheart)
 * Jackson: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Coldheart Comes By, and Grabs Jackson by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * Jackson: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Revolta: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Mia and Jackson will find a real scream.
 * (Jackson Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Revolta: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Mia and Jackson Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Mia Sets a Leaf for Jackson to Walk on, but Jackson Jumps Over)
 * (Mia Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (Jackson Skips Ahead, with Mia Catching Up)
 * (Mia and Jackson Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While Jackson Drops the Basket)
 * (Mia and Jackson Brushes Themselves)
 * (Mia Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Mia Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Mia and Jackson Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Mia Eats the Cookies)
 * (Jackson Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Mia Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (Jackson Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Mia Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Mia and Jackson Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Mia and Jackson to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Mia, Jackson, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Mia and Jackson See a Room)
 * (Jackson Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Mia Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Book for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Book Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Mia Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Mia Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Mia Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Mia is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at Jackson)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Mia Wakes up Jackson)
 * (Mia Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Mia Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (Jackson Grabs Mia's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Mia and Jackson Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Mia and Jackson Run Away in Fear)
 * (Mia and Jackson Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (Jackson Jumps in Mia's Arms, and Mia Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Mia Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with Jackson)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Mia and Jackson Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Mia and Jackson)
 * (Mia and Jackson Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Mia Looks at a Stove)
 * (Mia and Jackson Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Mia from Jackson)
 * (Jackson is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Mia to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Mia Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (Jackson Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Mia with her Cane, but Jackson Grabs Mia)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Mia and Jackson Fall in the Oven)
 * (Mia and Jackson and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Mia Catches Jackson in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Mia and Jackson Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Mia and Jackson Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Mia and Jackson are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Mia is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Mia Finds Jackson in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Mia Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Mia and Jackson Run to the Steps)
 * (Mia and Jackson Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (Jackson Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Mia Pulls Jackson Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Mia Closes the Oven, and tells Jackson, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Mia and Jackson on the Butt)
 * (Mia and Jackson Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Mia vs. Revolta:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Mia is in her Hermione Granger Outfit)
 * (Tysen and GoGo Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Adena Points to the Stage)
 * (Tysen Snaps his Fingers)
 * (GoGo Gives Mia a Wand)
 * Jackson (Off-Screen): Get her, Mia.
 * (Mia Marches Up to Revolta without Saying a Word)
 * (Ratigan and Dracora Look Back)
 * (Claite and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Veda and Dracula Look Back)
 * (Cynthia Looks Back)
 * (Coldheart Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Creeper Looks Back)
 * (Revolta Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Mia Looks at Revolta Firmly)
 * (Revolta Looks Shocked)
 * (Mia Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Revolta Uses her Wand to Zap Mia)
 * (Mia Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Mia Throws it at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Tysen)
 * (Mia Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Mia Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Misses, but the Ball Hits Coldheart's Scarf)
 * (Mia Throws Another Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball at Mia, but Mia Ducks)
 * (Revolta and Mia Looks Sweaty)
 * (Mia Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Mia's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to GoGo)
 * GoGo: Mia's wand!
 * Jackson: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Adena Opens the Door)
 * Miku Hatsune: Here. Use the book.
 * (Mia is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Revolta is About to Finish Mia off)
 * (Adena Throws the Book to Jackson)
 * Jackson: Mia, catch!
 * (Jackson Throws the Book to Mia)
 * GoGo (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Professor Coldheart: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Veda, Coldheart, Cynthia, and Dracula Run Away in Fear)
 * (Mia Opens the Book, and Traps Revolta Inside)
 * (Revolta Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (Jackson, Tysen, and Adena Cheer)
 * (Sparkle Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Jackson Kisses Mia on the Cheek)
 * Jackson: You're the only leader of this team, Mia.
 * Mia: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Tysen Appears in a Professor Coldheart Costume)
 * Tysen: Boo!
 * Mia: Oh, nice costume, Tysen. But GoGo already beat you to it.
 * (GoGo is in a Professor Coldheart Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Tysen: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)