Go Trick or Treating for Halloween/Transcript


 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (W Laughing Giddily)
 * (W Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (W Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * W: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (W Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * W (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (T, I, and Y Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (W Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (T is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (I is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Y is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (T Rings the Doorbell)
 * F: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (F Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * F: Hello, kids.
 * T, I, and Y: Trick-or-treat.
 * F: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * T: Thank you, F.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (W's Broom Whinnies)
 * W: Whoa, R, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (F Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (F Pulls the String and Tips the Water on T, I, and Y)
 * (F Laughing): So long, kids!
 * W: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (T, I, and Y Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * W: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, R, down, please.
 * I: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * W: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * F: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (W Rings the Doorbell)
 * W: My name, sir, is W. W, that is.
 * F: Oh, yeah?
 * (F Grabs W's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on W's Head)
 * (F Laughs Off-Screen)
 * W: That cranky letter is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * W: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * I: Here you are, W.
 * W: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (W Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (T, I, and Y Look Up)
 * (W Cackling)
 * W: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (W Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * W (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (W Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Y: Awesome!
 * (R Scoops T, I, and Y Up with W)
 * Y: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (F was Eating Grapes)
 * (W Cackling)
 * F: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (F Looks Outside)
 * T: Giddyup, R! Whoopee!
 * F: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * F: This is too--
 * (F Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * W: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * F (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * W: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * F (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * W: Uh--
 * F: The key.
 * (F Swallows the Key, and W Hears it Clunk)
 * (F Laughs)
 * W: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (R Scoops F Up)
 * W: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (F's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * F: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * W: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * W (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (F's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * W: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (W Uses R as a Banjo)
 * W: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (F Dances Out of Control)
 * W: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (F Jumps Like a Mule)
 * W: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (F Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * W: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (F's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, F Tries to Stay Away)
 * W: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns F's Tail)
 * F: Ouch!
 * (F Lets Go of the Key)
 * W: Nothing to it.
 * F: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (F Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (F Laughing)
 * W: Now, you've made old W mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * F: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (F Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (F Moaning)
 * W: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (F is Far Away)
 * W: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (F Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (T, I, and Y Jump for Joy)
 * W (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Y: Hooray for F!
 * F: I won't do it.
 * (R Hits F on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * W: Come, R, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * I: Goodbye, W.
 * T: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!