Cake Meets the Ghoulish Guys/Transcript

Sheriff Jay:

 * (A Paper Flies Down)
 * (Wicked Witch Laughs)
 * (Bequeath to My Nephew Mr. Balloony)
 * Wicked Witch: "I'll scare you, Cake, and Mr. Balloony, too, before I'm through. That's what I'll do."
 * (Cake Climbs into Bed with Mr. Balloony)
 * (Mr. Balloony Wakes Up and Mr. Balloony Points at the Ghost)
 * (Wicked Witch Laughing)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Hug in Fear)
 * Wicked Witch: "I scare goblins, ghosts, and ghouls, spooky owls, or bats. Grownup folk and little kids, I even scare my cats." (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Ghoulish Guys Laughing)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, Pet, Firey, and Eggy Drive Out of Here)
 * (Cake Runs Back to Grab Loser)
 * Wicked Witch: "But one thing frightens me, so witchingly, I hope I never see the Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Cake Meets the Ghoulish Guys Title Card)
 * Wicked Witch: "Very scary, legendary Ghoulish Guys. Those very boastly, mostly ghostly, Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Executive Producers ???)
 * (Ghoulish Guys Laughing)
 * (Firey Puts Up her Dukes)
 * (Cake Grabs her)
 * Wicked Witch: "Here I am, a poor old witch, so afraid I shake and twitch."
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Wicked Witch: "That's one group I'd love to ditch, the Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Written by Stephen Hillenburg)
 * Wicked Witch: "Very kooky, very spooky Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Ghoulish Guys Laughing)
 * (Alligator Jumps into the River)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Ghoulish Guys Laughing)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Ghoulish Guys Laughing)
 * Wicked Witch: "Ghoulish Guys."
 * (Directed by ???)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Scene Fades to the Goiky objects Driving to the Monty Mansion)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Wow. What a great part of the country. The south really is beautiful, isn't it, Cake me boy?
 * Cake (Off-Screen): You bet!
 * Pet: (meowing) How much farther is it to your new place, Si?
 * Mr. Balloony: Shouldn't be too far, right, Cake me boy?
 * Cake: Let's see. Hmm. (He Looks at the Map) Oops.
 * Mr. Balloony: Quit messing around, Cake. How much farther is it to the Monty Road turnoff?
 * Cake: I'm looking! I'm looking! Doggone map.
 * Pet: (meowing) Let me help you, Cake me boy boy.
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on! Come on! Where's Monty Road?
 * Cake: Okay! Okay! Hmm. Here we go.
 * (Cake Points to a Sign)
 * Cake: There it is!
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay, here we go.
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Through the Road)
 * (Scene Fades to a Dark Night, Thunderclap)
 * Firey: Crickey! Are you sure this is the right way to the Monty place, Cake?
 * Cake: Yeah. I think so.
 * Loser: Wow! Imagining going through a whole southern plantation.
 * Mr. Balloony: Let's see that.
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Through a Road Closed Sign)
 * Mr. Balloony: Sounds like we hit something. I think we're lost.
 * (Mr. Balloony Has his Head Stuck in the Wheel)
 * Mr. Balloony: Help me outta here, will you, Pet?
 * (Pet Pushes Mr. Balloony's Head Out of the Wheel)
 * Mr. Balloony: Thanks, Pet. Now, Cake, let's have a look at that map. Cake?
 * Pet: (meowing) Cake, where are you?
 * Cake: Ta-da! Here I am! (Chuckles)
 * Mr. Balloony: What are you doing under there?
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Search me.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, where's the road map?
 * Cake: Right here.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, brother. Now we're really lost. What could be worse?!?
 * Cake: It could be raining.
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Cake Jumps in Pet's Arms)
 * (Scene Slides to the Goiky objects Still Driving)
 * Mr. Balloony: Wow! Talk about spooky.
 * (A Giant Gorilla Appears)
 * Cake: Look out! A monster!
 * Eggy Balloony: Oh, Cake, you and your monsters.
 * Pet: (meowing) I don't see any monsters out there.
 * (The Truck Gets Flooded)
 * Mr. Balloony: Somebody has to go out and push.
 * (Cake Doesn't Want to)
 * Loser: C'mon, Cake me boy, let's go.
 * Cake: No, Loser!
 * Loser: If there's any old monsters out there, I know you can handle 'em.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Right. I'm not afraid.
 * (Cake and Loser Fall in the Mud)
 * (Cake Rises Out of the Mud, his Teeth Chattering)
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay, Goiky objects, when Pet gives you the word, give it the old Heave Ho. You guys, ready?
 * Loser: You bet. Right, Cake me boy boy?
 * (Cake Sees the Gorilla)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Okay, guys, heave ho!
 * (Cake Pushes the Truck Out of the Mud, Screaming in Terror)
 * Loser: Hey, guys! Wait up!
 * (Cake Keeps Pushing)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, Cake, that's enough. Cool it.
 * Loser: Wow, Cake, are you ever strong.
 * (Cake Grabs Loser and Puts him in the Truck)
 * (Then He Jumps on Mr. Balloony's Lap and Drives Off)
 * (The Rain Lets Up as the Gorilla Looks at the Truck)
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake, get off me.
 * (Police Siren Wailing)
 * Jay Samson: All right, just pull that thing over to the side of the road there, kiddo. Kiddo?!
 * (The Police Car Drives into the Brush with Sparkle Sign, Leaving the Man's Teeth Out)
 * (The Car Then Pulls Up to the Goiky objects)
 * Jay Samson: I gotta give up the night shift.
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh, what's the trouble, officer?
 * Jay Samson: Trouble? Oh, no trouble. Just a matter of proceeding down the highway and a wantin' left reckless, and irresponsible manner. Let me see your license, boy.
 * Mr. Balloony: Y-Y-Yes, sir.
 * Jay Samson: Oh, from Spaceland, huh? What y'all doin' down here, boy?
 * Mr. Balloony: We're looking for the Monty Plantation, and we sorta got lost, sir.
 * Jay Samson: There ain't nobody livin' in Monty Manor now that the Colonel's passed on. What do you wanna go there for?
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Well, you see the Colonel was my uncle, and he left me the place.
 * (The Gorilla Hears What Mr. Balloony Says)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Left you the place?
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Can you tell us how to get there, please?
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Yeah, it's just down the road of feats. But let me tell you somethin', boy. (On-Screen) You best turn around and skedaddle back to--
 * Radio: Calling Sgt. Samson. Calling Sgt. Samson.
 * Jay Samson: Some folks say that place is sure enough haunted.
 * Cake: H-H-H-Haunted?
 * (Cake Jumps in Eggy's Arms)
 * Eggy Balloony: Did you say haunted? Oh, boy!
 * Radio: Calling Sgt. Samson. Where are y'all, Dude?
 * Jay Samson: I'm right here performin' my duty. What y'all want?
 * Radio: We got us an awful mess over at Cher at the rail junction. An animal circus train got derailed and those critters are just runnin' all over creation.
 * Jay Samson: Oh, mercy. I'll be right there. 10-4. Now y'all mind what I said. You best go back where ye come from. That ol' plantation's full of ghosts.
 * (The Goiky objects Gulp in Fear)
 * (Siren Wails)

The Headless Horseman Chase:

 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey! I hope that Sgt. was wrong about g-g-g-ghosts.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Pet: (meowing) And I hope he's right about this being the road to the Plantation.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Uh-oh.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no. It's a dead end.
 * (They Stop at the Bushes)
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, that settles it. We're going back home.
 * Pet: (meowing) Wait, Mr. Balloony, look.
 * (The Bushes Open)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) The road leads on.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, but look where it goes. Right through a graveyard.
 * Eggy Balloony: Oh, boy! This is exciting. Huh, Cake me boy?
 * Cake: Yeah, Eggy. (He Covers his Eyes)
 * (The Goiky objects Keep Driving)
 * (The Ghost of Colonel Monty Appears)
 * Mr. Balloony: Keep your eyes open for the Monty Plantation, you guys.
 * Firey: Gosh, I actually hope we get to see real ghosts like the Sgt. said.
 * Cake: Oh, no!
 * Mr. Balloony: Don't talk like that, Firey. There's no such thing as ghosts.
 * (A Headless Horseman Appears)
 * Pet: (meowing) Too bad. Then I guess this headless horseman out there is just a dummy, right?
 * (Headless Horseman Laughing)
 * Eggy Balloony: Shall we run for our lives?
 * Loser: Oh, yes. Let's.
 * Goiky objects: A ghost!
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Away from the Headless Horseman)
 * (A Wolf Stands in their Way)
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Away from the Wolf Until they Stop at the Sight of the Ghost)
 * Colonel Monty: Go! Go! Go back! Leave this place!
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Away)
 * Mr. Balloony: I've had it. Let's make like chainsaws and cut out.
 * Eggy Balloony: Look, straight ahead.
 * (A Hotel is Shown)
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): We found it! There's the hotel, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't care. I don't want it.
 * (The Truck Stops and Engine Runs Out)
 * Pet: (meowing) Oh, no! What a time to flood the engine.
 * Cake: Oh, no! Look!
 * Colonel Monty (Off-Screen): Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * (The Goiky objects Run to the Hotel)
 * Cake and Mr. Balloony: Open up! Open up!
 * (The Goiky objects See the Headless Horseman)
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on, Goiky objects. Let's break it down.
 * (The Door Opens and the Goiky objects Fall in the Fireplace)
 * (The Goiky objects Cough)
 * (Somebody Blows the Smoke from their Eyes)
 * (Mr. Balloony Wipes his Eyes)
 * (Nathan Laughing)
 * Mr. Balloony: Double yikes!
 * Nathan: I trust you and your associates will be comfortable here, Master Mr. Balloony.
 * (Mr. Balloony Accidentally Knocks Cake in the Fireplace)
 * (Nathan Laughing)
 * (Cake is Now in Pet's Arms)
 * (The Goiky objects Quiver with Fear)

The Arrival:

 * (Nathan Laughing)
 * Cake: W-W-Who are you?
 * Nathan: I'm Nathan, man servant to the Colonel. He's 60 art years and rightful owner of this place. Unfortunately the old fool decided to give it all to you, including the family jewels. So I am at your humble service.
 * Pet: (meowing) Family jewels?
 * Firey: What family jewels?
 * Nathan (Off-Screen): What family jewels? Only a king's ransom hidden here on the estate. (On-Screen) Don't tell me you didn't know about Monty bonanza. (Laughing)
 * Firey: I don't know who looks nuttier-- Nathan or that picture of the ol' Colonel.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Mr. Balloony: Speaking of the Colonel, he looks just like the g-g-g-g-g--
 * Nathan: Like the ghost?
 * Goiky objects: Yeah!
 * Nathan: Don't worry. He won't hurt you. Ghosts can't hurt anyone.
 * (The Sword Flies Causing Cake to Scream)
 * Nathan: Now, Colonel, where are your manners, sir? Is there any way to treat your guests, even though they don't belong here and want to take away my treasure? (Laughing)
 * Eggy Balloony: Your treasure?!? Listen, crazy hair, if there's any jewels around here, they belong to Mr. Balloony, right?
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh? Uh, never mind, Eggy. Listen, Mr. Nathan, I think we'll just be going back home.
 * Eggy Balloony: But, Si...
 * Cake: Yeah, we gotta run.
 * (Gorilla Roaring)
 * Cake: Yeow!
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, the engine in my truck must be unflooded by now. So-- Hey, come on, Cake me boy, let me outta here.
 * Cake: Uh-uh. No.
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake, what's the matter with you?!? Open that door!
 * Cake: No! There's a monster out there!
 * Mr. Balloony: Monster?
 * (Knocking on Door)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Scream and Run in the Closet)
 * (Nathan Comes to the Door and it was Jay)
 * Nathan: Ah, Sgt. Samson. Do come in.
 * Jay Samson: Just came by to tell you all to keep a weather eyeball of an escaped circus ape. He was last seen headed this-a way.
 * Cake: Who's that? The monster?
 * Mr. Balloony: No. It's just the Sgt. Come on, Cake me boy, there's no monster.
 * Cake: No! I'm not gonna!
 * Mr. Balloony: Ha! You're such a baby.
 * Cake: But I'm a live baby.
 * (Mr. Balloony, Loser, Pet, Firey, and Eggy Appear Out of the Door)
 * (Cake Remains Hiding Through the Door with the Gorilla Behind him)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Hi, there, Sgt.
 * Jay Samson: I see you made it, kids. Ignored my warnin' about not stayin' here, eh?
 * Mr. Balloony: Well--
 * Pet: (meowing) That's right, Sgt. We're staying. We're gonna find the Monty jewels.
 * Jay Samson: Now what y'all wanna do that for? That ol' tale about hidden jewels' just hogwash. So, anyhow, if'n you see this here ape, you call me pronto, hear?
 * Nathan: All right, Sgt., but it will do no good.
 * Jay Samson: What y'all mean it won't do no good? We gotta catch this ape!
 * Nathan: But you can't capture it, Sgt. You see, it's a ghost!
 * Mr. Balloony: A ghost?!
 * Gorilla: A ghost?
 * Cake: That's right. A ghost.
 * (Cake Looks at the Gorilla and Screams)
 * (Cake Jumps in Mr. Balloony's Arms)
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake, what the-- What's the matter with you?
 * Cake: There's a monster in there!
 * (Mr. Balloony Drops Cake on the Floor)
 * Mr. Balloony: Don't be ridiculous. What kind of monster?
 * (Cake Imitates an Ape)
 * Jay Samson: Looks like he's imiatin' the escaped ape.
 * Nathan: You mean the ghost ape.
 * Jay Samson: Huh. We'll see what kinda ghost he is.
 * (Jay Marches with his Gun)
 * Jay Samson: Okay, you just hold it right there. Now reach for the ceilin'. Reach, I said.
 * (Jay Kicks the Door Open)
 * (Loser Turns on the Light)
 * Jay Samson: Now, look-a here, Mr. Ape, are you gonna wreck them arms, or am I gonna start usin' some magnum force?
 * Nathan: He can't raise his hands, Sgt. He's stuffed.
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): I don't care how much he eats. He ain't gonna fire the officer of the law.
 * Nathan: You don't understand, Sgt. This is Bebo. He's no longer among the living.
 * Jay Samson: What? Oh. Well, why didn't you say so?
 * Nathan: Ever since the Colonel bagged him and brought him here, his spirit has been haunting these grounds.
 * (Cake Looks at the Toy Ape)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Oh, that's ridiculous. There ain't no such thing as an ape ghost.
 * (The Gorilla's Hand Pats Cake's Head, Making Cake Sigh)
 * (The Gorilla Pops Up in the Flesh and Fur)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Well, I can see I ain't gonna catch the ape around here.
 * (Cake is Shock as his Face Turns White)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Hello, Sgt., help!
 * (Cake Grabs Jay's Shirt)
 * Jay Samson: Let go of me, you crazy boy! Let go!
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake, what's wrong with you?
 * Cake: The ape in here-- he's alive!
 * Mr. Balloony: Now stop that. That ape's just a dummy.
 * Jay Samson: He ain't the only one. Now you take my advice, boy. Clear outta this place, inheritance or no inheritance.
 * Mr. Balloony: You d-d-d-d-don't have to convince me, Sgt. We're going.
 * (Nathan Laughing): Oh, goody. That means the family jewels will be all mine.
 * (Pet Finds a Ring on the Floor and Hides it)
 * Jay Samson: Ain't no jewels. His little ol' mind wanders along. He just goes along for the ride.
 * (Jay Leaves the Hotel)

Sinking:

 * Mr. Balloony: Well, Cake, let's split.
 * Cake: Wait a minute. Where are the girls?
 * Loser: Eggy!
 * Mr. Balloony: Firey!
 * Cake: Pet!
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: Girls, where are you?
 * Pet: (meowing) Psst. Hey, guys, over here.
 * (Pet Pulls a Ring Out of her Pocket)
 * Pet: (meowing) Look what I found-- the ring.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: Hey!
 * Pet, Firey, and Eggy: Shh!
 * (Nathan Listens)
 * Mr. Balloony: Where'd you get that, Pet?
 * Pet: (meowing) It fell out of Nathan's pocket.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, you'd better give it back to him.
 * Eggy Balloony: Wait! It has a big T on it for "Monty." And look what the inscription says inside.
 * Mr. Balloony: Wow! "For my nephew, Mr. Balloony."
 * Firey: Don't you see? Maybe there really is a king's ransom and jewels here.
 * Eggy Balloony: And it all belongs to you, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't care, Eggy. I'm not stayin' in this house of horrors 5 more minutes.
 * Eggy Balloony: But--
 * Mr. Balloony: It's been nice knowing you, Mr. Nathan, sir, but we're gonna bug out.
 * Nathan: So sorry you can't stay. (Laughing)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no! Our truck is sinking!
 * (Mr. Balloony Runs Out and Tries to Pull the Truck Out of the Mud, but He, Too Sinks)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, boy! Now I'm sinking!
 * Pet: (meowing) Quick, guys, come on!
 * (The Goiky objects Rush to Mr. Balloony)
 * Mr. Balloony: Help me!
 * Firey: Grab on, Mr. Balloony!
 * (Mr. Balloony Grabs Firey's Hands)
 * Nathan: Oh, goody. They're all going to sink.
 * (Mr. Balloony's Hands are Too Strong)
 * (The Goiky objects Fly Up and Hit the Plank That Sends Nathan on the Roof)
 * Nathan: Oh, dear. Most distressing.

Calling the Ghoulish Guys:

 * (Scene Slides to the Room and the Goiky objects are in their Pajamas)
 * Nathan (Off-Screen): Since we can't get anyone to get your truck out of the mud until morning, (On-Screen) you'll have to spend the night. Pleasant dreams. (Laughing)
 * Pet: (meowing) Well, good night, guys.
 * (Pet Blows the Candle Out)
 * (The Candle Comes Back on)
 * (Pet Keeps Blowing it Out, but the Flame is Unstoppable)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hmm. That creepy Nathan is probably trying to scare us with a trick candle.
 * Mr. Balloony: That's okay, Pet. Leave it on. You can't see g-g-ghosts with the lights on.
 * (Mr. Balloony's Spacesuit Dances)
 * Mr. Balloony: I didn't see that.
 * Cake: I didn't see that either.
 * (A Hand Scratches Cake's Head)
 * (Cake Flinches and Covers his Eyes)
 * Colonel Monty: Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Freak Out)
 * (They Crash Into Each Other on the Floor)
 * Pet: (meowing) Wait a minute, you guys. We can't leave until morning.
 * Mr. Balloony: But all these g-g-g-g-g-- spirits! What are we gonna do?
 * Pet: (meowing) I got an idea. Let's see. Ant exterminators, bug exterminator-- Ah, here it is. Ghost exterminators.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, Loser, Firey, and Eggy: Ghost exterminators?!?
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Yeah! It says, "No ghost too scary for us to get rid of. Latest methods 24 hours service special this week. 4 ghosts for the price of 1."
 * (A Picture of the Ghoulish Guys is on the Book)
 * Pet: (meowing) The Ghoulish Guys.
 * Firey: Oh, come on, Pet. It's gotta be a put-on.
 * Pet: (meowing) What do we have to lose? Let's call 'em.
 * (Scene Slides to Mr. Balloony on the Phone)
 * Mr. Balloony: Hello? Is this the Ghoulish Guys? We have a job for you. Could you come right over?
 * Carl: Why, certainly, buddy.
 * (Hans's Hand Appears)
 * Hans: Gracias, senior.
 * Carl: What's this gracias, senior stuff?
 * Hans (Off-Screen): This is a Spanish telephone. Nyuk, nyuk. Amusin', huh?
 * Carl (Off-Screen): Yeah. Real snappy. (On-Screen) Hey, Quincy, Ronald, what's keepin' ya?
 * Quincy (Off-Screen): Ooh! Well, we're stuck!
 * Carl: Well, I'll unstuck ya.
 * (Carl Bangs the Hammer to Get Quincy and Ronald Out of the Phone)
 * (Quincy Flies to Mr. Balloony)
 * Quincy: Hi, there. We're the Ghoulish Guys. At your service.
 * Mr. Balloony: Ohh. When am I gonna wake up from this nightmare?
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Meet the Ghoulish Guys:

 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the Hotel)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Oh, my gosh. Is that Carl, Hans, Quincy, and Ronald? You must be Ghoulish Guys.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Let me get this straight guys. (On-Screen) You guys are g-g-g-ghost exterminators?
 * Carl: That's right, doc. The Ghoulish Guys. If they're hauntin', we're hauntin'.
 * Loser: Well, no offense, but you look like g-g-g-ghosts yourselves.
 * Carl: Certainly we're ghosts. It takes one to catch one, you know.
 * Hans: Except at our case, it takes 4. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Eggy Balloony: Wow! Real ghost ghost hunters! Totally awesome!
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey, listen, guys. Thanks anyway, but I don't know if we need any g-g-g-ghosts around here tonight.
 * Carl (Off-Screen): But we're just what the doctor ordered, buddy.
 * Cake: Oh, no!
 * Mr. Balloony: Gee, I-I-I-I-I--
 * Carl: You say you don't believe me? You say you want some convincin'? Okay. Hey, Hans, gimme the demonstrator.
 * Hans: Most certainly. Quincy, the demonstrator.
 * Quincy: Oh, the demonstrator. Right. Uh, let's see.
 * (Quincy Looks in his Hat)
 * Quincy: Uh, uh, uh-- I can't find it.
 * Carl: What do you mean you can't find it? Give me that!
 * (Carl Puts his Hand Through Hans)
 * (Hans Laughing): Don't do that!
 * Carl: Shut up.
 * (Carl Hits Hans)
 * (Ronald Pulls his Head Out)
 * Hans: Thank you.
 * Carl (Off-Screen): Let's see here. Where is that thing?
 * (Carl Dives in Quincy's Hat and Tries to Find the Demonstrator)
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh, listen. That's okay. We don't really have to see it.
 * Carl: Ah, here it is. A demonstrator ghost. Now you'll see the Ghoulish Guys in action.
 * Demonstrator Ghost: Boo!
 * (Mr. Balloony Runs Away and the Ghost Follows)
 * Carl: Okay, Ghoulish Guys, grab that ghost!
 * Hans, Quincy, Ronald: Aye, aye, Carl!
 * (Quincy Puts his Head Through Hans)
 * (Hans Laughing): Don't do that!
 * Quincy: Sorry.
 * Ronald: Let's go, you guys.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Catches the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * (Cake Screams in Terror and Runs into Mr. Balloony)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Help me!
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Locks the Ghoulish Guys in the Closet)
 * Hans: Boo!
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Screams in Terror)
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Chases the Ghost)
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake, stop!
 * Carl: Okay, guys, I got him. I got him.
 * (Carl Catches the Ghost, and the Ghoulish Guys Run Into Each Other)
 * Nathan: What is going on up here?
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Flies Away)
 * Nathan: What?
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Runs into Nathan Causing Him to Spin)
 * Mr. Balloony: Cake!
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Chase the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Nathan Scream)
 * (Mr. Balloony and Nathan Fly Up to the Ceiling)
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh-oh. Look out below!
 * Ronald: Don't worry, buddy! We'll catch ya!
 * (Carl, Quincy, and Ronald Pull the Body on Hans as a Trampoline)
 * (The Chandelier Breaks and Mr. Balloony and Nathan Fall Through Hans)
 * (Hans Laughing): Ooh, that felt funny.
 * Carl: Yeah? Well, see how funny this feels.
 * (Hans Spins in Pain)
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Chase the Demonstrator Ghost)
 * Cake: Oh, that smarts.
 * (The Gorilla Pats Cake on the Head)
 * (Cake Sighs with Content, then Screams in Terror)
 * Cake: Help!
 * (Mr. Balloony and Nathan Climb Out)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no! Oh, no!
 * (Mr. Balloony and Nathan Run From the Gorilla)
 * (The Gorilla Chases Them)
 * (Carl Has a Mallet Trying to Get the Ghost, but Accidentally Hits Hans's Hands)
 * Hans: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Pet: (meowing) And they're off! It's Cake by ahead, with Mr. Balloony, Nathan, and the ape, and the Ghoulish Guys bringing up the rear. Around in the fast turn and Cake's still in the lead.
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hi!
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, hi, y'all. My name is Amanda Koehler. I'm your little ol' next door neighbor, uh-huh. And I was wonderin' if'n I could borrow a cup of black strap molasses.
 * (The Demonstrator Ghost Plays Funky Music)
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Dances)
 * Cake: Whoa!
 * (The Gorilla Dances with Cake and Throws Him to Mr. Balloony)
 * (Mr. Balloony Catches Cake in his Arms)
 * Amanda Koehler: Ooh, y'all havin' a party?
 * Pet: (meowing) Looks like it. Come on in.
 * Amanda Koehler: Mind if'n I cut in? Yee-haw!
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh? Whoa!
 * Gorilla: Let's boogie.
 * Cake: Oh, no!
 * (The Gorilla Follows Cake)
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh? Whoa!
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, you're sure cute. You plum sweep me right offa my feet.
 * (Amanda Picks up Mr. Balloony and Spins Him)
 * Mr. Balloony: Whoa!
 * (Cake Runs from the Gorilla and Stops at Nathan)
 * (The Gorilla Dances with Nathan who Groans)
 * (Cake Feels Safe for Now)
 * (Hans Grabs Cake and Starts Dancing)
 * Cake: Huh? (Screams)
 * (Cake Goes Through Hans)
 * (Hans Laughs)
 * (Carl and Quincy Try to Hurt the Ghost with Mallets)
 * Amanda Koehler: Yahoo!
 * (Mr. Balloony Flies Out the Window)
 * Amanda Koehler: Oops. I guess I got a little too rambunctious.
 * (Colonel Monty Appears)
 * Amanda Koehler: Yoo-hoo! Where y'all be, cutie pie?
 * (Mr. Balloony Jumps Through the Bushes and Screams)
 * Donny Koehler: What y'all doin' trespassin' around here, fella?
 * (Mr. Balloony Stuttering)
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, he ain't no trespasser, brother Donny. He's our new neighbor from the Monty Plantation. Ooh, ain't he cute?
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh, yeah. I inherited the place for my uncle.
 * Donny Koehler: Your uncle? You mean your ken folk to the Monty's who us Koehler' been a-feudin' with for nigh on 45 years?
 * Mr. Balloony: A-feudin'? Well, uh, n-n-n-n-- Well, sort of. I mean, not ex-- I-- (Nervous Laughing) It's nice to meet you, I'm sure.
 * (Donny Whistles): Hey, boys, we got us another Monty.
 * Boys (Off-Screen): Monty?
 * (Gunshots)
 * Mr. Balloony: Crickey!
 * (Mr. Balloony Runs to the Door)
 * Mr. Balloony: Double crikey!
 * Colonel Monty: Leave this place! Leave this place!
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, how I wish I could.
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * (Screen Fades Back to the Mr. Balloony and the Colonel)
 * Colonel Monty: Leave this place!
 * Mr. Balloony: Y-Y-Y-Yes, s-s-s-sir. Crickey!
 * (Donny Shots at Mr. Balloony)
 * (Mr. Balloony Ducks and Runs Inside)
 * Amanda Koehler: Now y'all stop that, Donny.
 * Donny Koehler: But he's a Monty.
 * Amanda Koehler: I don't care. I think he's just darlin'. And I intend to marry up with him.
 * Donny Koehler: What? My little sister get hitched to a Monty? Never.
 * Amanda Koehler: Jus try and stop me!
 * Donny Koehler: Dad-gum it! Why'd you have to go and pick this thing of a muscle course?

Finding Clues:

 * (Scene Slides to the Kitchen)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no. You can't? Oh, boy. Well, have the Sgt. come to the Monty place as soon as you can reach him, okay? Thanks. Ghosts. Guns. A goony girl. (Chuckles) We gotta get outta this loony bin.
 * Pet: (meowing) But we can't go until we get the truck out of the mud, and that won't be until morning. So how about we look for clues to the missing diamonds?
 * Cake: Okay.
 * (Cake Looks in the Cabinet)
 * Cake: Nothing in here.
 * (Cake Sees a Bat on his Head)
 * Cake: Ewww! Owww! Phooey!
 * Mr. Balloony: Shoo! Shoo! Oh, never mind about looking for diamonds. Like the Sgt. said, it's all a lot of hooey. Oh, boy. I could sure use something to calm my nerves, like maybe some cold chicken.
 * (Mr. Balloony Opens the Refrigerator Door, and Hears Chewing)
 * (Mr. Balloony Closes the Door)
 * Mr. Balloony: Something's inside there.
 * Firey: Come on, Mr. Balloony. Open it up.
 * (Mr. Balloony Quietly Opens the Door Again to Find the Ghoulish Guys Eating Food)
 * Cake: Huh?
 * Carl: How 'bout some dessert?
 * Hans: Sure.
 * (Carl Pushes the Cake in Hans's Face)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Get Frosting on Them)
 * (Cake Licks the Frosting)
 * (Mr. Balloony Brushes the Frosting off his Hair)
 * Cake: Mmm! Delicious!
 * Mr. Balloony: Knock it off!
 * Carl: Oh, hi, buddy.
 * Ronald: We're here to catch those ghosts for you.
 * Hans: Yeah. Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im! I'll give 'im a fat eye! I'll give 'im a fat lip!
 * (Carl Bangs Hans and Quincy's Head Together Giving Them Both a Fat Headache)
 * Carl: And a couple of fatheads to go with it. Come on, you wackos. Let's get to work. We'll start in the attic.
 * (Carl, Hans, and Ronald Float Through the Ceiling, Except for Quincy)
 * Carl: What's your problem?
 * Quincy: Well, I don't wanna go up to the attic. I'm afraid of heights.
 * Carl: C'mon.
 * (Carl Drags Quincy to the Attic)
 * Cake: What a bunch of ding-a-lings.
 * Mr. Balloony: Ding-a-lings is right. I hope those misty maniacs left us any food.
 * Pet: (meowing) Maybe they have some ice cream in the freezer section.
 * Cake: Ice cream? Oh, boy!
 * (Cake and Pet Look in the Freezer and See an Ice Tray)
 * Cake: Rats. Just ice.
 * Pet: (meowing) No, wait, Cake me boy. It's not just ice. It's a diamond!
 * Mr. Balloony: Jumping gemstones! Maybe there is something to this family jewels business.
 * Pet: (meowing) There's something else in here. It looks like a letter.
 * Mr. Balloony: It says, "Dear Mr. Balloony, knowing your appetite, I thought this would the best place to hide this message and this jewel. It is only one of many in my fortune which I hid to keep them away from my enemies. To find the next clue to their hiding place, go outside. Then look for the part of the house with its knee out."
 * Pet: (meowing) With its knee out?
 * Cake: I don't get it.
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't get it either, Cake me boy. But let's go out. Let's go out and see what we can find.
 * (The Goiky objects Walk Outside)
 * (A Strange Shadowy Figure Follows the Goiky objects)
 * (Scene Slides to the Chimney)
 * (A Brick Falls off the Roof)
 * Mr. Balloony: You guys see anything that looks like a knee?
 * Pet: (meowing) Uh-uh.
 * Cake: Nope.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, you guys check over that way and I'll look back over here. And be careful.
 * Pet: (meowing) Right. I'll go with the girls.
 * Loser: And I'll go with Cake. Come on, Cake.
 * (The Goiky objects Split Up)
 * (Cake Walks Down the Road)
 * (Loser Bumps into Cake, Causing Cake to Scream in Fear)
 * Loser: Whoops. Sorry, Cake me boy.
 * (Cake Pats Loser's Head)
 * Cake: That's okay.
 * (Loser Looks on the Ground with a Magnifying Glass)
 * (The Gorilla Follows Cake)
 * (Cake Stops in the Middle of his Journey)
 * (The Gorilla Bumps into Cake)
 * Gorilla: Sorry.
 * Cake: That's okay, little brother.
 * (Cake's Eyes Open Wide)
 * Cake: Little brother?!?
 * Gorilla: Hi.
 * Cake: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Cake Runs Away from the Gorilla)
 * (The Gorilla Follows Cake)
 * (Another Brick Falls Down)
 * (Cake Keeps Running)
 * (The Gorilla Keeps Following)
 * Mr. Balloony: I must be nuts looking for knees on a house.
 * Amanda Koehler: How 'bout lips on a girl, honey?
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey!
 * (Amanda Pulls Mr. Balloony in the Bush and Kisses Him on the Lips)
 * Mr. Balloony: Yuck!
 * (Amanda Jumps Out of the Bushes)
 * Donny Koehler: Was that a Monty I seen a-sparkin' with you?
 * Amanda Koehler: Sure was, uh-huh. Ain't he cute?
 * Donny Koehler: I'll show him cute.
 * (Donny Runs After Mr. Balloony)
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, you stop that, Donny!
 * Mr. Balloony: Help me!
 * (Donny Chases Mr. Balloony, but Then Run a Different Way)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run, Too)
 * (The Gorilla Chases Them)
 * (Amanda Squeals in Disgust)
 * (The 5 of Them Run)
 * (The Gorilla Keeps Running)
 * (More Bricks Fall Down)
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Watch them Run)
 * (A Brick Falls Down and Hits the Gorilla on the Head)
 * (The Gorilla Gets a Bump on the Head, and is All Dizzy)
 * (Pet Picks up a Brick)
 * Eggy Balloony: So that's what the clue means.
 * (Amanda and Donny Scream)
 * Pet: (meowing) Stop!
 * (Amanda and Donny Run Away)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run)
 * (Pet Grabs Cake's Arm, her Feet Skidding)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, guys, stop. The ape is gone.
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): And Pet's got the clue figured out, too.
 * Mr. Balloony: You mean about the house's knee?
 * Pet: (meowing) Right. It's the chimney. Get it?
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no. Now we gotta climb the roof. What a night.
 * (The Goiky objects Walk to the Roof)
 * (The Shadowy Figure Appears)
 * (Scene Slides to the Goiky objects on the Roof)
 * (Mr. Balloony Climbs on the Roof)
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay, Goiky objects, be careful on this slanty old roof.
 * Cake: Whoa!
 * Mr. Balloony: Careful, Cake me boy!
 * Firey: Hey, guys, look. Something's sparkling up there where the bricks are loose.
 * Mr. Balloony: Right. Gimme a boost, Cake me boy.
 * (Cake Lifts Mr. Balloony to the Rooftop)
 * (Mr. Balloony Removes the Brick and Finds a Diamond)
 * Mr. Balloony: Triple terrific!
 * (A Horrifying Skeleton Appears, Laughing Sinisterly)
 * (The Goiky objects Fall Off the Roof)
 * (Scene Fades Black)

Ghoulish Guys to the Rescue:

 * (The Goiky objects Fall Off the Roof)
 * (Horrifying Skeleton Jumps Out of the Chimney, and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * (The Goiky objects are Hanging from the Roof)
 * Horrifying Skeleton: You were warned to leave. Now you must pay.
 * (The Skeleton Loosens the Roof)
 * (The Goiky objects Cry in Fear)
 * (Carl Pops his Head Out)
 * Carl: Hey, look! The ghost!
 * Quincy: Ohh!
 * Hans (Off-Screen): Come on! Let's grab him!
 * (The Skeleton Gets Away)
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Struggles)
 * Carl: C'mon, you ding-a-lings. You wanna let the ghost get away?
 * Quincy: Ohh, do I ever! May I be excused, please?
 * Carl: Sure. (Blows his Hand) Going down!
 * (Carl Bops Quincy on the Head, Sending him Down)
 * Ronald: I'm coming, Quincy!
 * (Mr. Balloony Hangs from the Roof)
 * Mr. Balloony: Help me!
 * Carl: Don't worry, buddy. We'll save you guys. You help them, and I'll go after the ghost.
 * Hans: Have no fear, Hans's here. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Okay, you can let go of the gutter now.
 * Mr. Balloony: But you're a ghost. How can you pull us up?
 * Hans: Oh, details, details. Just let go, will youse?
 * Mr. Balloony: Well... okay.
 * (Mr. Balloony Lets Go of the Roof and He and the Goiky objects Fall to the Ground, Taking Hans with Them)
 * Hans: I guess this is one on me.
 * Cake: One on you?
 * Carl: Ah, rats! The ghost got away.
 * Hans: Oh, too bad. Hey, did you look in the up dock?
 * Carl: Up dock? What's up dock?
 * Hans: Nothin'! What's up with you? (Laughing) Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. I got a kick outta that.
 * Carl: Yeah? Well get a kick outta this.
 * (Carl Folds Hans into a Ball and Kicks Him)
 * Hans: Whoa!
 * (Hans Hits Jay on the Head)
 * (Jay Can't See a Thing)
 * Carl: Well, I gotta get back to work.
 * Jay Samson: Okay, just what the Cake Hill is goin' on?
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh?
 * Jay Samson: Don't play dumb, boy. I got an emergency call for you to hightail it outta here.
 * (Pet Looks at the Clue and is Surprised)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): I got important business to take care of. Now what do you want?
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, you see, Sgt., there's these ghosts. There's this goofy girl. There's this guy Donny shootin', and-- Crickey!
 * (Gunshot Hits Jay's Hat)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Dang your hide, Donny Koehler. You be careful where you're a-huntin' with that rifle gun, you hear me?
 * (Jay Puts his Hat Back on)
 * (Another Gunshot Hits Jay's Belt)
 * (Jay's Pants Falls Down, Which Causes Jay to Scream in Embarrassment)
 * (Jay Pulls Up his Pants)
 * Jay Samson: Shoot off a law officer's pants, will ya? Just for that, Donny, you got yourself a citation.
 * (More Gunshots are Sounded)
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams)
 * (Cake and Jay Run Away While Pet Reads the Clue)
 * Radio: Calling Sgt. Samson. Where you be, Dude?
 * Jay Samson: What y'all want? I'm in hot pursuit of the perpetrator.
 * Radio: More trouble over that red circus train, Sgt.
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, guys, look. This is the scroll that was hidden with the diamond.
 * Loser: Maybe it's a clue.
 * Jay Samson: Okay, I'm on my way. 10-4.
 * (Gunshot Hits Jay's Siren)
 * Jay Samson: You're in big trouble now, Donny. When I come back, you're gettin' 2 tickets.
 * (Jay Drives Away)
 * (Siren Wailing)

Broken Keys:

 * (Gunshots are Heard)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Scream in Terror)
 * Mr. Balloony: Crickey! Come on, Goiky objects. Let's make like spiders and bug outta here.
 * Cake: Right!
 * Pet: (meowing) Yeah, right!
 * (The Goiky objects Run Away)
 * Donny Koehler: Huh! You might as well give up, you dang-burned Monty! I gotcha in m' sights.
 * (Donny's Gun Clicks)
 * Donny Koehler: Tarnation! I-- I run outta amination.
 * (Donny Puts More Dirt in his Gun)
 * Donny Koehler: There. That oughta do it. (Giggles) Okay, Monty, I'm back in business.
 * (Donny's Gun Clicks)
 * Donny Koehler: Consar! Now what's wrong with this fool rifle? It's so dark out here I can't see nothin'.
 * (Donny Lights a Match to See What the Problem Was)
 * Donny Koehler: Oops. I got the ol' safety catch on. That does it.
 * (Donny Drops the Match and the Match Lights the Dirt)
 * Donny Koehler: Here I come, ready or not!
 * (Donny Runs After the Goiky objects with the Lit Dirt Trail Following Him)
 * Mr. Balloony: Phew. I think we gave him the slip.
 * Donny Koehler: That's what you think.
 * (Donny Sees the Lit Dirt Trail Coming Close)
 * Donny Koehler: Huh?
 * (The Lit Trail Comes Up to Donny and Explodes, Leaving Donny a Mess)
 * (The Goiky objects Laugh at Donny)
 * (Gunshots Fire)
 * (The Goiky objects Run Back to the Hotel)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hotel)
 * (The Goiky objects Run Inside the Hotel, and Mr. Balloony Slams the Door)
 * Pet: (meowing) Oh, I'd like to give that wacko with the gun a couple of shots.
 * Mr. Balloony: Forget him, Pet. Let's have a look at that clue.
 * Cake: What's it say?
 * Mr. Balloony: It says, "You're near the family jewels than before. A broken key unlocks the next door." I wonder what that means.
 * Gorilla: Search me.
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Whimper in Fear)
 * (They Then See the Gorilla)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Run in the Closet)
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton was in the Closet, So Cake and Mr. Balloony Ran Out)
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Run Through the Gorilla, Knocking Him on the Floor)
 * Pet: (meowing) This way, guys.
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run Outside)
 * (Pet Closes the Door)
 * Firey: Okay, guy, put 'em up.
 * (The Gorilla Knocks Down the Door)
 * (Cake Keeps Running)
 * Mr. Balloony: Wait up, Cake me boy!
 * Donny Koehler: Gotcha this time, Monty.
 * (Donny Shoots his Gun, Gorilla Snarls)
 * Donny Koehler: Oops.
 * (Donny Stuttering)
 * (The Gorilla Grabs Donny's Gun and Starts Shooting with it)
 * (Firey and Eggy Put the Door Back up)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Knock it Down)
 * Eggy Balloony: It's okay, guys. They're gone. Hey, Mr. Balloony!
 * Firey: Cake?
 * Pet: (meowing) Loser?
 * (Somebody was Behind the Curtain)
 * Pet: (meowing) Come on out, guys. There's no danger now.
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Oh, no? You're doomed, you little powderpuff girls.
 * Firey: That's what you think, boneface.
 * (Firey Grabs the Skeleton's Cape)
 * Horrifying Skeleton: No! Let go of me!
 * (The Skeleton Runs Away as his Cape Rips)
 * Firey: Come back and fight, you cowardly bag of bones!
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Hear Piano Music, and Run to the Piano)
 * Pet: (meowing) Aha! He's in there. I think we'll give ol' Skull Head and earful.
 * Eggy Balloony: Good idea, Pet.
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Walk to the Front of the Piano, and Bang on the Keys)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Scream in Pain)
 * Cake: What's the big idea?
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, girls, what's the big idea? You wanna knock our ears off?
 * Pet: (meowing) Gee, guys, we're sorry.
 * Eggy Balloony: We thought the ghost was hiding in there.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, he wasn't, and look what you did. You broke a key.
 * Eggy Balloony: But I didn't--
 * (Mr. Balloony Pushes the Broken Key and the Opening Sound is Heard)
 * Mr. Balloony: What the--
 * (The Doorway Opens)
 * Cake: I don't get it.
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't get it either, Cake me boy.
 * Pet: (meowing) I do!
 * (Pet Pulls the Clue from her Pocket)
 * Pet: (meowing) Remember the last clue we had about a broken key unlocking the door? It was a broken piano.
 * Firey: C'mon. Let's see where it goes.
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't know, Firey. It's awfully dark in there.
 * Cake: Yeah, real dark.
 * Loser: I'd sure hate to get stuck inside here.
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Pushes the Broken Key)
 * (The Doorway Closes)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Oh, no! Oh, no! Now, what are we gonna do?
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): I wish we could see what's in here.
 * (A Green Glowing Orb Flashes)
 * (A Scary Face of Hans Appears, Snarling)
 * (Loser Whimpering): I wish we couldn't.
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Finding Diamonds:

 * Hans: Blah! Blah!
 * (Cake and Mr. Balloony Scream in Terror)
 * (Hans's Face Reverts Back to Normal, as he Laughs)
 * Hans: Pretty terrifyin', huh?
 * Mr. Balloony: Hans!
 * Hans: Yeah! How'd you like my green ghoul imitation? It's a riot at parties. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Carl: Hey, what are you up to?
 * Hans: I've been showin' the guys here my scary face.
 * Carl: Your scary face? Ha! That ain't nothin' to the scary face I can do. Watch this.
 * Quincy: Hoo-hoo! Oh, yuck! Oh, phooey! I can't stand that horrible face. Ohh! I tell you, I can't stand it!
 * Carl: Hey, you nitwit, I ain't doin' it yet. That's the way my face always looks.
 * Quincy: Hoo-hoo. I know.
 * Hans: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. He got you there!
 * Carl: Oh, yeah? Well, both of you get this!
 * (Carl Grabs Hans's Head and Hits Quincy)
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, you guys, quit clowning around and help us get outta here.
 * Firey: Wait, Mr. Balloony. Look what Pet found.
 * Pet: (meowing) Another diamond.
 * Mr. Balloony: Wow. And another clue. It's so dark in here I can't read it.
 * Hans: Don't worry, buddy. I'll do my imitation of a headlight.
 * Cake: Headlight?
 * Hans: Yeah, that's where my whole head lights up. Nyuk, nyuk. (Inhales as his Head Turns into a Lightbulb)
 * Mr. Balloony: It says, "Look for a relative who is quite old, whose face cannot look, and whose hands cannot hold."
 * (Hans's Head Starts to Blow a Fuse, Which it Does)
 * (Hans Screams in Pain)
 * Ronald: What's the matter with you?
 * Hans: Oh, my head blew a fuse.
 * Mr. Balloony: A relative who's old, whose face can't see, and his hands can't hold anything. Huh.
 * Eggy Balloony: Awesome. That's a tough clue.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah. And it's not gonna do us any good until we get outta here.
 * Quincy: That's easy. Just go through the wall, like this.
 * (Quincy Goes Through the Wall)
 * Cake: Like this?
 * (Cake Tries to Go Through the Wall, but Hits his Head)
 * (Cake is All Dizzy)
 * Quincy: What happened?
 * Carl: What do you mean what happened, you lamebrain? He's not a ghost. He can't go through walls.
 * Pet: (meowing) No, but you guys can.
 * Mr. Balloony: That's right. Why don't one of you go out there and hit the broken key on the piano? That'll open up the wall.
 * Hans: Oh, me-me-me-me-me-me! Let me do it! I just love to play the piano.
 * Carl: Never mind playin' anything. Just hit the broken key.
 * Hans: Check.
 * (Hans Goes Out and Starts to Hit the Key, but Turns Around and Smiles Mischievously)
 * (Hans Plays "Moonlight Sonata")
 * (Carl Comes Out and Hits the Stool, Sending Hans Flying)
 * (Hans Comes Down, All Flattened)
 * Carl: Now quit messin' around and hit that broken key.
 * Hans: Ah, lowbrow.
 * (Hans Hits the Broken Key)
 * (The Doorway Opens)
 * Pet: (meowing) Now let's get to work on that clue.
 * Carl: You guys can look for clues, but we still have ghosts to catch. C'mon!
 * (Quincy Floats Away)
 * Carl: Wait a minute. Come back here, Quincy, ya wimp.
 * Quincy: T-T-Tick, t-t-tock. T-T-Tick, t-t-tock. Ooh-hoo-hoo.
 * Carl: Get outta there.
 * Quincy: Ohh.
 * (Carl Drags Quincy with Him)
 * (The Goiky objects Walk to the Clock)
 * Mr. Balloony: Let's see. We're looking for an old relative, whose face can't see, and whose hands can't hold anything.
 * Loser: Oh, boy, I'm stumped.
 * Cake: Me, too.
 * Pet: (meowing) I got it! Hey, guys, here's the answer.
 * Cake: What is it, Pet?
 * Pet: (meowing) Right here. The grandfather clock. It's an old relative with a face-- a clock face that doesn't see, and hands that don't hold anything.
 * Mr. Balloony: You gotta be right, Pet, ol' pal, ol' friend.
 * Pet: (meowing) You bet I am. Look!
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Oh, boy! Another diamond!
 * Mr. Balloony: And the next clue! Oh, boy, I hope we're gonna find a ton of diamonds. It says, "There is no pangelom in this clock. So what does it lack besides a tock?"
 * Cake: I know. A tick.
 * (Mr. Balloony Laughs): Right, Cake me boy. A tick. A tick? What does a tick tells us where to find the next clue?
 * Firey: That's easy. A tick means--
 * (Firey Has Been Grabbed)
 * Mr. Balloony: What'd you say, Firey?
 * Cake: Firey?
 * Loser: Firey, where-- where are you?
 * (Firey Snarling)
 * (The Goiky objects Hear Crashing in the Next Room and Run to it)
 * Nathan: Help!
 * Firey: Give me back that diamond, you thief, you!
 * Nathan (Off-Screen): Help!
 * (The Goiky objects Run to the Problem)
 * Firey: Come on, cough it up, buster.
 * Nathan: Stay away from me, you vicious beast.
 * Loser: Just a minute. What's the story here?
 * Firey: This joker of a butler just mugged me for that diamond.
 * Nathan: It's mine, I tell you, mine. The Colonel owned it to me after all these years.
 * Mr. Balloony: It's okay, Firey. If it's that important to him, let him have it.
 * Firey: Huh? But, Mr. Balloony...
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on!
 * Firey: What's the idea, Si? You're gonna let him get away with that diamond?
 * Mr. Balloony: What's one diamond? We're going for all the family jewels, right? (Chuckles) Now, come on. You were just telling us what the clue means.
 * Firey: You mean a tick? That's just what it says: "A tick." (Off-Screen) That's where we gotta look-- in the a-tick, attic. C'mon!
 * (The Goiky objects Go to the Attic)

Playing in the Attic:

 * (The Goiky objects Arrive at the Attic)
 * Cake: Okay, guys, let's split up and look for the next clue.
 * (The Goiky objects Split Up, Except for Eggy Whose Knees are Knocking)
 * Cake: What's the matter, Eggy? Why don't you wanna look?
 * Eggy Balloony: I'm afraid of ghosts!
 * Cake: Don't worry about ghosts up here, Eggy. The Ghoulish Guys already checked it out. Now go on.
 * Eggy Balloony: Okay.
 * (Eggy Walks Quietly in the Attic)
 * (Eggy Gets a Web Caught in her Face)
 * Eggy Balloony: Phooey! Yuck! Yuck!
 * (Eggy Looks Back and Keeps Walking)
 * (Eggy Stops at a Mirror and Screams at the Sight of her Reflection)
 * (Eggy Hides in a Trunk)
 * Cake: What's the matter, Eggy?
 * Eggy Balloony: The-- The ghost! The ghost!
 * Cake: That's not a ghost. It's a mirror.
 * Eggy Balloony: A mirror?
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Yeah, a mirror, you big baby.
 * Eggy Balloony: Oh. I knew that.
 * (Eggy Looks at her Reflection)
 * Cake: You look beautiful, Eggy.
 * Eggy Balloony: Thanks, Cake.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat.
 * Eggy Balloony: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)
 * Mr. Balloony: Find anything yet, Eggy?
 * (Eggy Moans Eerily)
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams and Hides in the Trunk)
 * Eggy Balloony: Gotcha! (Chuckles)
 * Mr. Balloony: Dagnab you, Eggy. I oughta--
 * Firey: Hey, guys, over here. Look what I found.
 * Mr. Balloony: Holy cow. That's really something isn't it, Eggy? Eggy? Oh, don't do that, Eggy. It's not amusing!
 * Eggy Balloony: I'm not doing anything!
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh?
 * (An Attic Spectral Shows Up and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * (Scene Fades Black)

Stealing the Monty's Diamond:

 * (Attic Spectral Laughing Sinisterly)
 * (The Attic Spectral Grabs the Necklace from Mr. Balloony)
 * Attic Spectral: Scarlet Monty's Necklace. I haven't seen this since before the civil war. (Laughs) As for you trespassers, heed my warning. Leave this place or suffer the consequences.
 * Mr. Balloony: Y-Y-Y-Yes, sir, M-M-M-Mr. Ghost.
 * Pet: (meowing) Not so fast, buster. (She Grabs the Ghosts' Shirt) Gimme that necklace!
 * Attic Spectral: Get away! Get off me! Get off!
 * Loser: Calm down, Pet. It's back luck to grab a ghost.
 * (Pet Snarling)
 * Attic Spectral: Away, I say. Away--
 * (Pet Snarling)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey! Where'd he go?
 * Eggy Balloony: Yeah. Where to?
 * Mr. Balloony: What do you mean where to? Where do ghosts ever go? Nowhere, that's where.
 * (Cake Walks to the Hole, and Falls Down)
 * (Mr. Balloony, Loser, Pet, Firey, and Eggy Watch Him Fall, then he Lands with a Crash)
 * Eggy Balloony: Are you okay, Cake?
 * Cake: I think so.
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey, how about that? A ghost with an escape hatch.
 * Pet: (meowing) Some ghost. He felt pretty solid to me.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, whatever he was, he's gone now. I guess we showed him he couldn't scare us, right, Firey? Firey? Oh, no. Where'd you go to, Firey? Firey!
 * Firey: Over here, Mr. Balloony. Just went to get the clue to where we look next for the rest of the family jewels. What's it say, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on. We gotta get outta this dark attic so I can read this.
 * (Light Turns On, and Ghost Sees the Goiky objects)
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay. Now, let's see. It says, "For the next clue, don't look any higher. Just think what you're called when you're not the buyer."
 * Cake: Not the buyer?
 * Mr. Balloony: Hmm. If I'm not the buyer, I'm the guy that sells something, right?
 * (Pounding Sound)
 * Mr. Balloony: What's that?
 * (Pet Covers Mr. Balloony's Mouth): Shh. It might be the ghost.
 * (Mr. Balloony Covers Cake's Mouth): Shh. It might be the ghost.
 * (The Goiky objects Leave)
 * Cake: Shh. It might be-- Oops!
 * (Cake Leaves the Attic)
 * (The Goiky objects Look)
 * (Nathan Pounds the Door, Opens it to Make Sure it's Fixed)
 * Nathan: There. That's fixed.
 * (Nathan Wipes his Face, and the Necklace Falls Out)
 * Mr. Balloony: Phew. It's just Nathan.
 * Firey: Just Nathan, huh? Look.
 * (Nathan Picks up the Necklace and Laughs)
 * Cake: The necklace!
 * (Mr. Balloony Covers Cake's Mouth)
 * (Nathan Thought he Heard Something)
 * Nathan: Who's that?
 * (Nathan Walks Over to Find Out)
 * (The Goiky objects Hide their Heads, Except for Firey)
 * (Nathan Puts the Necklace in his Pocket and Laughs)
 * (Firey Grabs the Necklace from Nathan)
 * (Nathan Leaves)

The Ghoulish Guys vs. The Monty's Ghost:

 * Mr. Balloony: Smooth move, Firey. I'll be it was Nathan up in the attic, and he was just pretending to be a ghost.
 * Firey: Could be, but I don't know.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, I do. And you know what else? (Chuckles) I'll bet there's no real ghosts at all around here!
 * Carl: I resent that!
 * Mr. Balloony: Crikey!
 * Hans: I resent it, too!
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams)
 * Quincy: I don't mind.
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams)
 * Ronald: I don't mind either.
 * Mr. Balloony: Get outta there!
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Falls on the Floor)
 * Mr. Balloony: Give me that. You guys are a total wipeout, you know that? And you wouldn't know a ghost if he was staring at you in the face.
 * Carl: Oh, no? What about that one right there behind you?
 * Mr. Balloony: Ghost behind me? (Chuckles) Don't make me laugh.
 * Cake: Yeah. (Chuckles)
 * (Mr. Balloony Chuckles Nervously)
 * (Cake Chuckles Nervously)
 * (Monty's Ghost Grabs the Necklace from Mr. Balloony)
 * (Monty's Ghost Chuckles)
 * (The Goiky objects Run Away)
 * (Mr. Balloony Tries to Open the Door, but it's Locked Good)
 * Mr. Balloony: Crikey, we're locked in.
 * (Monty's Ghost Tries to Slash Them)
 * Carl: Quick! Hide in here.
 * (The Goiky objects Hide in the Closet)
 * (Monty's Ghost Stops at the Door)
 * Hans: No! Over here.
 * (Hans Opens the Door and the Gorilla Appears)
 * (The Goiky objects Stop at the Door)
 * (Hans Screams as he Goes Inside)
 * (Monty's Ghost Stops at the Door)
 * Quincy: Quick! Over here.
 * (The Goiky objects Jump Out the Window)
 * (Donny Shoots his Gun at the Goiky objects)
 * (The Goiky objects Jump Back in the Window)
 * (Monty's Ghost Comes to the Window)
 * Ronald: Quick, guys! Over here. And watch that first...
 * (The Goiky objects Fall Downstairs)
 * Ronald: ...step.
 * (Ronald Slams the Door)
 * (Monty's Ghost Tries to Open the Door, but it's Locked)
 * Hans (Off-Screen): Hey, general!
 * (Quincy is Stretched like a Slingshot)
 * Hans: Catch.
 * (Hans Shoot Quincy to the Wall, and Bounces Back)
 * Monty's Ghost: "Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." You missed me.
 * (Quincy Falls on Monty's Ghost)
 * (Carl Laughs): How do you like that pain-in-the-neck, you pain in the neck?
 * (Monty's Ghost Pulls Quincy off his Neck and Throws Him)
 * (Quincy Hits the Ghoulish Guys)
 * Monty's Ghost: Fools of a feather stick together, and I'm gonna stick you all.
 * (Monty's Ghost Charges at the Ghoulish Guys Who Vanish)
 * (Monty's Ghost Gets his Sword Stuck in the Wall, and it's Jammed)
 * Hans: Ah, hey, Grandpa, don't look now, but you're sticker is stuck. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * (Monty's Ghost Gets his Sword Unstuck)
 * Hans: Whoa!
 * Carl: Flight formation. Ghoulish Guys away.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Charges at Monty's Ghost)
 * (Monty's Ghost Tries to Attack the Ghoulish Guys)
 * (Monty's Ghost Spins Around While the Ghoulish Guys Laughs)
 * (Monty's Ghost Stops Spinning and Looks for the Ghoulish Guys)
 * Monty's Ghost: All right, where are you? Where are y'all?
 * (Monty's Ghost's Hat Flies Up)
 * Ronald: Right in here.
 * Hans: Yeah, but keep it under your hat.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Pulls his Hat Down)
 * (Monty's Ghost Groans)
 * Hans: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * (Monty's Ghost Jumps Behind a Wall)

Fire in the Hole!:

 * Mr. Balloony: Don't hear anything. I guess it's safe to go back up, Goiky objects.
 * Pet: (meowing) But this is where the last clue said we should go.
 * Cake: What?
 * Pet: (meowing) Sure. Don't you remember? It said, "What are you when you're not the buyer?" You're the seller. Get it? Cellar!
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, right.
 * (The Goiky objects Walk to the Cellar)
 * Loser: We're in the right place, but where do we start? This place is humongous.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Hey, look!
 * (Cake Looks at a Cannon)
 * Eggy Balloony: Don't do that, Cake. That's dangerous!
 * (Cake Gulps and Backs Away)
 * (Cake Slips on Some Cannonballs)
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey, Cake, watch what you're doing.
 * (Mr. Balloony Walks into a Wall)
 * (Cake is All Dizzy)
 * (Cake Smells Something)
 * Cake: Mmm. Smells good. Oh, boy! Look at that!
 * Pet: (meowing) What'd you find, Cake me boy?
 * Mr. Balloony: Another diamond?
 * (Cake Eats a Ham)
 * Cake: Mmm. Better than that.
 * Firey: Wow! Look at all the hams.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, and look at the ham eating the hams.
 * Loser (Off-Screen): Wow, I'm starved.
 * (A Cannon Rolls in the Room)
 * (Cake is About to Eat Another Ham, When a Necklace and a Clue Falls Out)
 * Cake: Hey, look!
 * Eggy Balloony: Awesome! Another clue!
 * Firey: Read it, Mr. Balloony. What are we faced with next?
 * Mr. Balloony: Uh-- C-C-C-C-Cannon!
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams)
 * (Cake Screams)
 * (Loser Screams)
 * (Pet Screams)
 * (Firey Screams)
 * (Eggy Screams)
 * (The Goiky objects Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * Mr. Balloony: Everybody, hit the deck!
 * (Hans Pops his Head Out of the Cannon)
 * Hans: Bang! (Hysterical Laughing) Pretty funny, huh? (Laughing) Am I a riot, or am I a riot? (Laughs) You should see your faces.
 * (Cannon Fires Hans to the Wall)
 * (Hans is All Dizzy)
 * Carl: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's shootin' off cannons?
 * Pet: (meowing) We don't know who's shooting off cannons, but we know who's shooting off his mouth.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Carl: What's the matter with you? You sick or somethin'? Lemme see your tongue.
 * (Hans Sticks his Tongue Out, and Carl Grabs it)
 * (Carl Lets Go of Hans's Tongue and it Spins)
 * Carl: Now, come on. We have ghosts to catch.
 * Mr. Balloony: That Hans has a one cracked mind.
 * Firey: Never mind about him. What's the scroll say about the next clue to the family jewels?
 * Mr. Balloony: Huh? Oh, yeah. It says, "The next clue you seek is large and flat. It's the kind of stone you wear as a hat."
 * Cake: A stone hat? Ha! That's ridiculous.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, you're right, Cake me boy. It is ridiculous. Wouldn't I look cute with a big stone on my head? (Chuckles)
 * (Cake Giggles)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, guys, that's it. A headstone.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: A headstone?
 * Eggy Balloony: Right. Like they put on graves.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: G-G-G-Graves?!?
 * Firey: Yeah. The next clue to the family jewels is on a headstone out in the cemetery.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: C-C-C-Cemetery?!?
 * Pet: (meowing) Come on!
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no. Here we go again. Let's go, Cake me boy. Cake? Cake, where are you?!?
 * Cake: Nobody here, but us hams.
 * Mr. Balloony: Ham, huh? (Chuckles) You look more like a chicken to me. C'mon.
 * (Mr. Balloony Picks Up Cake and Takes Him Outside)
 * (The Shadowy Figure Follows the Goiky objects)

Walking Gravestones:

 * (Cut to Outside the Hotel)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Hold it, girls. Lemme check to see if that goon with the gun is out there.
 * (Mr. Balloony Takes a Look and Nobody was There)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Okay, the coast is clear. Come on.
 * (The Goiky objects Quietly Tiptoe from the Hotel)
 * (Donny Tiptoes After the Goiky objects While Pointing the Gun at Them)
 * (Mr. Balloony Laughs): I guess we gave that dumb Donny the slip this time, eh?
 * Cake: Yeah. What a drip.
 * Loser: You said it, brother. He's biggest drip I ever met. (Laughs)
 * Donny Koehler: Hey, who you 3 a-callin' a drip?
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: You. You?
 * (The Boys Run Away)
 * Donny Koehler: Now I'm gonna blast all of you.
 * (Donny Runs After the Goiky objects)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, knock it off, Donny.
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Run After Donny)
 * (Jay Stops the Car and Sees Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Running)
 * Jay Samson: Now, you cease and desist that there shootin', Donny.
 * (Donny Shoots at Jay's Tire, and Runs After Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser)
 * Jay Samson: Oh, now, you're in big trouble, boy. You just violated the vehicular code.
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Run into Jay)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Keep Running from Donny)
 * (They Hide Behind a Bush)
 * (Donny Stops and Tries to Find Them)
 * (Donny Hears a Rustling Sound)
 * Donny Koehler: I see you, you dang Monty's. (Chuckles) Take that!
 * (The Girls Run into Donny, Causing Him to Shoot a Branch Off a Tree)
 * (The Branch Hits Jay's Head)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Keep Running from Donny)
 * Jay Samson: Halt, Donny! I'm a-firin' a warnin' shot.
 * (Jay Shoots a Branch Off Another Tree and it Hits Him on the Head)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Keep Running from Donny)
 * (Donny Shoots a Tree)
 * Jay: Ohh! That's it, Donny! When I count three, I'm a-shootin'. 1, 2--
 * (The Tree Falls on Jay)
 * Jay (Muffled): 3.
 * (Jay Shoots)
 * Jay (Muffled): No respect for law and order.
 * Donny Koehler: You can't fool ol' Donny Koehler. I know you're in thar. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Firey (Off-Screen): Hey, Donny, not there.
 * Donny Koehler: Huh?
 * Firey: They're in here.
 * Donny Koehler: Oh, thanks.
 * (Donny Shoots his Gun)
 * Donny Koehler: Hey, wait a minute. You wasn't pullin' my leg, was you?
 * Firey: Hmm. Could be.
 * (A Bear Pops Out of the Cave, Roaring)
 * (Donny Screams in Terror)
 * (The Bear Runs After Donny)
 * Eggy Balloony: It's okay, boys. He's gone.
 * Loser: Whew.
 * Cake: Thanks, Eggy. Finally we're out of danger.
 * Firey: Yeah. Now we can go to the cemetery.
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser: C-C-C-Cemetery?!?
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Groan)
 * (Scene Slides to the Goiky objects Walking in the Cemetery)
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey, talk about creepy. Look at all these stones. How are we ever gonna find the right one?
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Peeps from the Headstone)
 * Cake: Uh, guys, what's that?
 * (The Skeleton Hides)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) What's what, Cake?
 * Cake: I saw that stone move.
 * Eggy Balloony: Which one?
 * Cake: That one.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Oh, it looks pretty still to me. (On-Screen) Come on.
 * (The Goiky objects Keep Walking)
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Peeps Out Again)
 * Cake: It moved again! It moved again!
 * (The Skeleton Hides Again)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Cake me boy, don't go freakin' out on us. (On-Screen) Gravestones don't move. Now, come on, we gotta find that clue.
 * Eggy Balloony: Hey, guys, why don't we split up and search for it?
 * Firey: Good idea, Eggy. We'll look over here, okay, Cake?
 * Cake: Okay, Firey, but you and Pet and Eggy be careful.
 * Mr. Balloony: And you and Loser and I will look over here. Moving headstones-- ha!
 * (The Boys Split Up with the Girls)
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Peeps Out and Runs to Another Headstone)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Keep Walking)
 * (The Skeleton Tiptoes with Another Headstone)
 * (Cake Looks Back and Screams)
 * (The Headstone Stops)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no. Don't tell me you saw another headstone moving.
 * Cake: I saw another headstone moving.
 * (The Headstone Falls)
 * Loser (Off-Screen): Mr. Balloony told you not to tell him that.
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Scream in Terror)
 * (They Then Run Away, but Fall into a Hole)
 * Loser: See any sign of him, Cake?
 * Cake: Uh, I don't think so.
 * Mr. Balloony: Good. Then I guess we gave him the slip.
 * (Shoveling Sound)
 * Mr. Balloony: What's that sound?
 * Cake: L-L-L-Look!
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run from the Horrifying Skeleton)
 * Pet: (meowing) Cake, Mr. Balloony, Loser, I think I found something.
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run from the Horrifying Skeleton)
 * Pet: (meowing) Wait up!
 * (The Girls Follow the Boys)
 * Eggy Balloony: Hey, guys, why are you up there?
 * Mr. Balloony: The view is better from here.
 * Pet: (meowing) Well, come down. I think I found something.
 * (Scene Fades to the Gravestone)
 * Pet: (meowing) It's this way.
 * Cake: Look.
 * Mr. Balloony: That's a real headstone.
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): Hey, Mr. Balloony, that's your Uncle Monty.
 * Mr. Balloony: Right, Eggy. This must be the clue.
 * Loser (Off-Screen): Uh-oh. Did you see that? The hat moved!
 * Cake: Yeah.
 * Firey: The wind did it.
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, remember the clue about the stone hat? I bet the next clue is underneath it.
 * Mr. Balloony: I'll bet you're right. Come on, Cake me boy. Boost me up so I can get ahold of that hat.
 * Cake: Okay.
 * (Cake Lifts Mr. Balloony up)
 * (Mr. Balloony Removes the Hat)
 * Mr. Balloony: Hot dog! You were right, Pet. I'll just grab the--
 * (Monty's Ghost Grabs the Clue)
 * Mr. Balloony: Whoa!
 * (Mr. Balloony Falls Down)
 * (Monty's Ghost Laughing)
 * Mr. Balloony: Let us outta here!
 * Cake: Wait for me!
 * (Monty's Ghost Laughing)
 * Firey: Gimme!
 * (Firey Grabs the Stuff from the Ghost)
 * Monty's Ghost: Come back here.
 * Firey: Hey, guys, I got the stuff.
 * (Firey Runs to Find her Friends)
 * Firey: Where are you?
 * Mr. Balloony: Here, Firey.
 * (Mr. Balloony Grabs Firey)
 * Mr. Balloony: Good job, Firey. I think we gave the ghost the slip.
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Think again, you fools. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (The Goiky objects Falls Down a Hole)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (The Goiky objects Fall Down a Hole)
 * (Horrifying Skeleton Laughing): Now, you infernal snoops, throw out that jeweled brooch and that scroll, or I'll--
 * Firey: Or you'll do what, bonehead?
 * (Horrifying Skeleton Screams): Let me out of here!
 * Cake: Where'd he go?
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't know where he went, Cake me boy.
 * Firey: Lift me up, guys, so I can have a looksee.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Okay, Firey.
 * (Scene Fades to Mr. Balloony Lifting up Firey)
 * (Firey Peeps her Head Out of the Hole)
 * Firey: No sign of the ghost. Pet, Eggy, and I will go get help to you boys outta there.
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Okay, girls.
 * Loser: It doesn't add up, Cake me boy. He had us trapped. Why would the ghost run off?
 * Cake: Search me.
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Run to Get Help)
 * (The Gorilla Comes By)
 * Gorilla: Oh, Cake.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, anyhow, I'm gonna see what I can make out what's on this scroll.
 * (The Gorilla Pats Cake's Head)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, it's so dark in here.
 * (Cake Pats Mr. Balloony's Head)
 * Loser: Cut it out, Cake me boy. Mr. Balloony's trying to make out what this says.
 * (The Gorilla Scratches Cake's Hair)
 * (Cake Scratches Mr. Balloony's Hair)
 * Loser: I told you, don't mess around, Cake me boy. He's reading.
 * Cake: Hmph.
 * (The Gorilla Pulls a Piece of Cake's Hair off)
 * (Cake Looks Up and Gulps)
 * (The Gorilla Waves his Fingers "Hello" at Them)
 * (Cake Jumps in Mr. Balloony's Arms)
 * Mr. Balloony: Whoa! Let go, Cake me boy. Stop clowning around.
 * (The Gorilla Grabs the Boys)
 * (Gorilla Chuckles)
 * Cake: Yikes!
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeow!
 * Loser: Yikes!
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run Away)
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * Radio: Calling Sgt. Samson. Calling Sgt. Samson.
 * Pet: (meowing) Quick, Sgt. Come on. Come on.
 * Jay Samson: What?
 * Pet: (meowing) Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser are trapped in a hole in the cemetery and you gotta get a rope and come with us and get them out before the ghost gets them. Hurry up! Will you hurry up? They're trapped like rats!
 * Mr. Balloony: Run for your life! It's King Kong!
 * Pet: (meowing) Never mind.
 * Jay Samson: Nuts. They're all nuts.
 * Radio: Dagnabit, where in Grimm's name are you, Dude?
 * Jay Samson: Who wants to know?
 * Radio: Your boss, the Mayor, that's who.
 * Jay Samson: Oh, hello, Your Honor. How are you? How's the missus and the kids. How's your dog. (Giggling)
 * Radio: Never mind the corn syrup. I wanna know when you are gonna find that there escaped circus ape.
 * Jay Samson: Oh, I'm a-closin' in, Your Honor.
 * Radio: Well, you better get on the job, or you're gonna be throw out of a job, you hear?
 * Jay Samson: Oh, yes, sir. I'm so close to that animal. I can smell him.
 * (The Gorilla was On the Truck, Snarling)
 * (Jay Screams in Terror)
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * (Scene Slides to the Tree)
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, I guess we finally gave that old ape the slip.
 * Pet: (meowing) Yeah, I don't see him anywhere.
 * Cake: Me neither.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, let's get back to the hotel and check out this clue. Everybody, stay close.
 * Cake, Loser, Pet, Firey, and Eggy: Right.
 * (The Goiky objects Walk Back to the Hotel)
 * (Mr. Balloony Stops and Wonders Something)
 * Firey: What's the matter, Mr. Balloony? You see something?
 * Mr. Balloony: No. I can't explain it. But I got this feeling that someone's watching us.
 * Firey: Oh, it's probably your imagination, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, I guess so.
 * (The Keep Walking Back to the Hotel)
 * (Donny Points his Gun)
 * (Amanda Pulls Donny Down)
 * Mr. Balloony: This place really gets to you, you know? If I didn't know better, I'd swear that someone's right behind me.
 * (Donny Follows Mr. Balloony)
 * Mr. Balloony: Of course I know no one's really there, but still, I can't shake the feeling. It's really impossible. Makes me feel kinda silly, really. But I gotta pull myself together. Can't let my nerves get all shot. No, sir. I mean, it's really, really dumb, thinking someone's out to get you all the time. Just think positive, that's all. That's it-- positive. Just gotta keep repeatin' to myself: No one's out to get me. No one's out to get me.
 * (Amanda and Donny Fight Over Who Gets Mr. Balloony)
 * (Horrifying Skeleton Pops Behind Mr. Balloony, and Donny Points his Gun at Him)
 * Mr. Balloony: No one's out to get me.
 * (Donny Screams and Runs Away)
 * (The Skeleton Follows Back)

Reaching the End of the Obstacle Course/Phony Horsemen:

 * (Back at the Hotel, the Light Turns on)
 * Firey (Off-Screen): There. Now, you got some light, Si.
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay. Let's have a look at this clue.
 * Carl: What's it say?
 * Cake: Huh?
 * Hans: It doesn't say anything. You gotta read it. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. You get it? (Chuckles) Boy, am I sharp.
 * (Carl Punches Hans on the Head)
 * Carl: Now, you're flat. Go ahead and read it, buddy.
 * Mr. Balloony: Thanks a lot. It says, "You're nearing the end of this obstacle course. So if you go buggy, you won't need a horse."
 * Cake: Buggy? Horse?
 * Pet: (meowing) Horse and buggy. Where would you find a horse and buggy?
 * Mr. Balloony: In a stable. And there's a stable that's out behind the hotel.
 * (Knocking Sound)
 * Carl: Shh!
 * (Carl Looks at the Door and Winks at Them)
 * Carl: Scram, you sneak!
 * (Nathan Gasps and Runs Away)
 * Carl: What a creep.
 * (Carl Tries to Get his Head Unstuck)
 * Quincy: Don't worry, boss. We'll get you out.
 * (Hans, Quincy, and Ronald Pull on Carl to Free Him)
 * (The Door Comes Off and Squishes the Ghoulish Guys)
 * Loser: Oh, boy. You Ghoulish Guys give failure a bad name.
 * Pet: (meowing) Come on. Let's go out to the stable and find the next clue.
 * (The Goiky objects Go Outside and Hear Footsteps)
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Scream in Terror and Go Back Through the Wall)
 * (Scene Fades to the Stable)
 * (Mr. Balloony Tries to Open the Door, but it's Jammed)
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on, guys. Gimme a hand.
 * (The Goiky objects Tug on Cake to Open the Door)
 * (The Door Finally Opens)
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey! The Headless Horseman!
 * Pet: (meowing) Wait a minute, guys. Look again. It's not real.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, she's right. It's one of those mechanical horses.
 * Cake: Mechanical horse?
 * (Mr. Balloony Turns on the Horse and the Dummy Falls Off)
 * Eggy Balloony: Right. And the rider's just a dummy.
 * Firey: I guess this is one ghost we don't have to worry about.
 * Pet: (meowing) C'mon, guys, let's look for that clue.
 * Loser: I'll stay here and check out the horse.
 * Eggy Balloony: I'll help Pet look for the clue.
 * Mr. Balloony: Right. I'll check out the hay lot.
 * (Loser Climbs on the Horse and Accidentally Turns it on)
 * Loser: Uh-oh. Whoa, horsey, whoa!
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, Loser, what are you doing?
 * (Amanda Grabs Mr. Balloony)
 * Mr. Balloony: Help me! A monster's got me!
 * (Amanda Laughing)
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, you silly boy, I'm not a monster.
 * Mr. Balloony: Says you.
 * (Amanda Kisses Mr. Balloony on the Lips)
 * Mr. Balloony: Yuck--
 * (Amanda Keeps Kissing Him)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Help me!
 * (Amanda Laughs and Kisses Him)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Let me out!
 * (Jay's Car Runs By)
 * (Mr. Balloony and Amanda were About to Be Run Over)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (The Carriage Runs Past Jay's Car)
 * (Jay Looks Back)
 * (The Carriage Hits a Well, Sending Amanda Up a Tree, and Mr. Balloony in the Mud)
 * Cake: Hang on, Mr. Balloony. Cake's coming!
 * Firey: Oh, my! Uh, let's see here. Gosh, Pet, the good news is I found Mr. Balloony. The bad news is Cake fell on him. Is there a problem with that?
 * Cake: Mr. Balloony? Mr. Balloony?
 * Firey: Cake! Let me explain the phrase... to SAT ON YOU!
 * (Cake Gets up From Mr. Balloony)
 * (Mr. Balloony Coughs and Sputters, Looks Sternly at Cake)
 * Cake: Sorry.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yuck-o, slop-o.
 * Amanda Koehler (Off-Screen): Yoo-hoo! Up here, sweetie pie!
 * (Mr. Balloony Looks Up at Amanda in the Tree)
 * Amanda Koehler: Get me down, honey pot, and I'll give you another big kiss.
 * Mr. Balloony: No, thanks. Come on, guys.
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Firey Run Back)
 * Amanda Koehler: Oh, pooh. I wish he'd quit playing so all fine hard to get.
 * (Jay Slams the Door)
 * Jay Samson: All right. Now just what in Grimm's name is goin' on?
 * Loser (Off-Screen): Stop!
 * (Jay Looks Back and Sees Loser on the Horse)
 * (Jay Runs Away)
 * (The Goiky objects See Jay Running from the Mechanical Horse)
 * Jay Samson: Turn it off!
 * (The Goiky objects Run After Jay)
 * Jay Samson: Dagnabit, push the button! Push the button! Push the--
 * (The Horse Knocks Jay into the Lake, Making Jay Scream)
 * (Splash)
 * (Loser Turns off the Horse and Runs Down)
 * (Jay's Head Rises Out of the Water with a Lilypad on his Head, Spitting Water Out of his Mouth)
 * Jay Samson (Off-Screen): Dang it, why didn't you push the dag-burned button when I told you?
 * Mr. Balloony: That's funny.
 * Firey: What? The Sgt. falling in the lake?
 * Mr. Balloony: No. The Sgt. knowing about how to turn off that mechanical horse.
 * Goiky objects: Huh?
 * (Scene Fades to Jay's Car)
 * Radio: Calling Dude Samson. Where you been, Dude? Why ain't you out catchin' that ape?
 * Jay Samson: Because I'm too busy catchin' a cold. (Sneezes)
 * (Jay Drives Away)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Pet: (meowing) I don't get what you're trying to say about the Sgt. and the mechanical horse, Si.
 * Mr. Balloony: What are you talking about?
 * Pet: (meowing) Well, what's the deal? I mean, are you telling me the Sgt. is somehow behind all this? I can't believe that. I mean, after all, he's got his hands full just trying to catch--
 * Cake, Mr. Balloony, Loser, Firey, and Eggy: The ape!
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Right. That big overgrown jungle jerk.
 * Gorilla: Jerk?
 * (The Gorilla Follows Pet)
 * Pet: (meowing) What a dopey ding-a-ling.
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey, we gotta get Pet away from that ape. Come on, guys, we gotta get round in front of her.
 * Cake: Okay, Mr. Balloony.
 * (The Goiky objects Go After Pet)
 * Pet: (meowing) I really feel sorry for the poor guy.
 * Gorilla: Huh?
 * Pet: (meowing) Sure. And you know what else? I don't think he's really dangerous at all. Nah. I mean, the big lug's all alone, he's away from home in the middle of the night. He's probably even afraid of the dark.
 * Gorilla: Uh-huh.
 * Pet: (meowing) And with the Sgt. chasing him all the time, and all the spooky stuff going on around this place, he's probably a bundle of nerves.
 * Gorilla: Yeah.
 * Pet: (meowing) Sure. The poor stiff. I'd hate to think what it would sound like if the big fell ran into the Horrifying Skeleton.
 * (The Gorilla and Skeleton Scream)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, Mr. Balloony, that's a great imitation. Mr. Balloony? Cake? Loser? Firey? Eggy?
 * Mr. Balloony: Over here, Pet.
 * Pet: (meowing) Huh? Hey, how'd you guys do that?
 * Mr. Balloony: Never mind. Let's get out of here!
 * Pet: (meowing) So, anyhow, Mr. Balloony, what's this theory you got about the Sgt.?
 * Mr. Balloony: All I'm saying is that Sgt. could've been dressed up as that Headless Horseman who chased our truck when we first got here.
 * (Flashback of the Goiky objects Driving to the Hotel with the Headless Horseman by Them)
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): But why would he do that?
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Cake: Yeah. Why?
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't know. Maybe just to do like everybody else around here-- drive us buggy!
 * Pet: (meowing) Buggy! The last clue talks about going buggy. I bet it meant this buggy.
 * (Pet Climbs in the Hay and Finds the Clue)
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Another clue and the next clue's gotta be here. I knew it! (On-Screen) Here they are!
 * Cake: Hey!
 * Pet: (meowing) Read the clue, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: Let's see. It says, "To get to the bottom of things is the trick. Think how you're feeling when you're not sick." Hmm.
 * Pet: (meowing) That's it. Well! You feel well! This well!
 * Mr. Balloony: Gotta be right, Pet! Where'd you learn to figure stuff out like that?
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) From my boyfriend Cake.
 * Mr. Balloony: From Cake?
 * Cake: Who else? (Giggles)
 * Pet: (meowing) Come on, Firey, crank me down.
 * (Firey Cranks the Bucket Down with Pet in it)
 * (Donny Watches the Goiky objects)
 * (Pet Gets Out of the Bucket and Looks Around)
 * Firey: See anything, Pet?
 * Donny Koehler: Aha! There you are, you dang Monty!
 * (Donny Shoots his Gun)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no! Not him again! Quick, guys, follow me!
 * (The Goiky objects Jump Down the Well, and the Rope Falls off)
 * (The Goiky objects Fall Down the Well)
 * Donny Koehler (Off-Screen): I got you now. (On-Screen) Ain't nobody gonna save you this time, Monty.
 * (Amanda Comes By and Ties Donny's Gun into a Knot, then Leaves)
 * Donny Koehler: Not even Amanda, that dang-bad sister of mine. (Chuckles)
 * (Donny Points his Gun, and it Shoots at Him)
 * Amanda Koehler (Off-Screen): Don't worry, Mr. Balloony, honey. I'll save you.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no.
 * (Mr. Balloony Falls Backward)
 * Cake: Hey!
 * Eggy Balloony: Wow!
 * Mr. Balloony: Look at this!
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Looks like an old secret civil war supply cave.
 * Loser (Off-Screen): Yeah, and there's a tunnel opening.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): What's that?
 * Firey: It's a Eggy necklace, and another clue.
 * Mr. Balloony: It says, "At the end of this tunnel are many more Eggys, but on the way are many more perils."
 * Eggy Balloony: Great! Let's get rolling.
 * (The Goiky objects Leave, Except for Cake)
 * Mr. Balloony: Where do you think you're going?
 * Cake: I gotta make a call.
 * Mr. Balloony: A call? What kind of call?
 * Cake: This kind-- Help me!
 * Mr. Balloony: Come on, Cake.
 * (Mr. Balloony Drags Cake)
 * (Monty's Ghost Drives By)

The Ghost Party/Fantasizing About Food:

 * (The Goiky objects Keep Walking)
 * Eggy Balloony: Wow. This is sure a long tunnel. I can't see the end of it.
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, what's that up there?
 * Pet: (meowing) Looks like a hatch.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah. Maybe it's the way out.
 * (Mr. Balloony Lifts the Hatch)
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, we're back in the cemetery.
 * Cake: See any ghosts, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: No, no sweat. Come on up, guys. There's no ghost for two miles.
 * (The Goiky objects Raise Their Heads Out of the Hatch)
 * (The Hatch Falls on Monty's Ghost's Feet)
 * Monty's Ghost: Ouch!
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey! Would you believe two feet?!?
 * Monty's Ghost: That did it. Now y'all gonna pay for your trespassin'.
 * (The Goiky objects Scream)
 * (They Run from the Ghost)
 * Monty's Ghost: You'll never get away!
 * (The Goiky objects Keep Running)
 * Monty's Ghost: You can't escape! I'm springin' the booby traps, you boobs!
 * (Monty's Ghost Springs the Booby Traps)
 * (Booby Traps Appear but the Goiky objects Avoid)
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey! A dead end!
 * Firey (Off-Screen): At least we're out of danger.
 * Cake: No, we're not. Look.
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey!
 * (Monty's Ghost Drives a Bulldozer)
 * (The Wall Flips the Goiky objects in the Basement)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, boy. I thought we were goners.
 * Cake: Me, too, Mr. Balloony.
 * Mr. Balloony: Hey, we're back in the basement. How about that?
 * Loser (Off-Screen): I'll bet that's how the ghosts have been getting out of the house.
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, guys, look. More Eggys. Just like the last clue said.
 * Mr. Balloony: And another scroll. C'mon. Let's go upstairs and read this thing. You know, now that the tunnel's blocked, I have a feeling we're rid of the ghosts.
 * (Ghosts Laughing)
 * (The Goiky objects See a Ghost Party)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no! Now, we have a whole house full of ghosts! (Chuckles)
 * (Screen Fades Black)
 * (The Ghosts Party)
 * Mr. Balloony: Ghosts! We're up to our elbows in ghosts!
 * Hans: Okay, gang, let's boogie!
 * (Hans Cranks the Record)
 * ("September" by Earth, Wind, and Fire Plays)
 * (Hans Grabs Punk Girl Ghost's Hand)
 * Carl: Hi, guys. Great party, huh?
 * Mr. Balloony: Party?
 * Carl: Yeah. Things were gettin' dizzy so we invited the whole family over. That's my cousin, ??? dancin' with his ghoul friend, ???, and our nephew, ???, and there's Cousin ???, and that's our country cousin, ???.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Who's that weirdo?
 * Carl: Oh, that's Uncle ???. He's always tryin' to find himself. They're just folks, but lots of fun. Hey, you want some of this party food?
 * Loser: Sure.
 * Cake: Mmm. Looks good.
 * Loser: What is it?
 * Hans: Scream dip and bone chips. Yummy.
 * (Cake and Loser Laugh)
 * Loser: This is just so much.
 * Hans: Hey, buddy, come on and get in the spirit. (Laughs) You get it? Ghosts? Spirits? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Boy, what a riot.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, it's a riot, okay?
 * Punk Ghost Girl: They don't cancel this party like that, right, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: Well... uh, yes.
 * Punk Ghost Girl: Wise guy yes. How do you find clues anyway?
 * Cake: Hey, whoa, whoa. Don't bother my brother. We told him all about that scene.
 * (Hans Stops the Record)
 * (Cake Sits in a Chair)
 * Cake: Let me lay it out for you. Those guys are crazy. Everybody haunts and nobody plays.
 * (Everyone Gasps)
 * Firey: Pretty embarrassing.
 * (Mr. Balloony Wasn't Listening to the Conversation, but he is Stern)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): They're doing nothing but P-A-R-T-Y. (On-Screen) Oh, and there's even this skeleton who thinks he's gonna scare him.
 * (Mr. Balloony Gets Even Angrier)
 * (Cake and the Ghosts Laugh)
 * Cake: But, you know, it doesn't matter, 'cause this party is never gettin' cancelled. Ain't that so, buddy? Mr. Balloony?
 * Carl: Party's over, everyone. Riot's over.
 * (The Ghosts Leave, Except for the Ghoulish Guys)
 * Pet: (meowing) What's wrong with Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: You 4 should be ashamed of yourselves. So I want you to leave.
 * Quincy: What? But we haven't caught your ghosts yet.
 * Mr. Balloony: That's the trouble. All you do is mess around, so just go back where you came from.
 * Carl: But we can't do that, buddy.
 * Hans: No, we can't, I tell you.
 * Quincy: Uh-uh.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, no? Why not?
 * (Quincy Starts to Play a Sad Song on the Violin)
 * Hans: Well, you see, guys, the truth is, (Sobs) we're orphan ghosts.
 * Goiky objects: Orphans?
 * Carl: That's right. No mother, no father.
 * Hans: No home of our own to haunt. (Blows his Nose)
 * (A Tear Rolls Down Cake's Eyes)
 * Ronald (Off-Screen): That's why we needed the job.
 * (Hans Sobbing): All we ever wanted was to earn enough to get our own place, you know, just a nice scary little house in a spooky neighborhood.
 * Carl (Off-Screen): But if you don't want us, well, I guess that's it.
 * (The Goiky objects Sobbing)
 * Carl: Come on, boys. Let's go see if they can squeeze us in at the spirits rescue mission.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Sadly Leaves)
 * (The Goiky objects Sobbing)
 * (Mr. Balloony Sobbing): Oh, the poor guys. Gee, I'm sorry we fired them.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Appears All Happy Again)
 * Carl: That's okay.
 * Hans: We forgive youse. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
 * Mr. Balloony: Hmm. Well, okay, guys, you're back on the job.
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) But you gotta catch some ghosts.
 * Loser (Off-Screen): So, shape up or ship out, okay?
 * Carl (Off-Screen): Yes, sir. (On-Screen) Ghoulish Guys, attention! About face!
 * Hans: What about my face?
 * Carl: It's facin' the wrong way, that's what.
 * (Carl Grabs Hans's Nose and Hits Ronald and Quincy Backwards)
 * Hans: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ooh!
 * Carl: Forward march! Hup! Hup! Hup!
 * (Hans's Bottom was Facing the Right Way)
 * Carl: Will you come on?
 * Mr. Balloony: It takes real talent to be as dumb as those guys.
 * Firey: Never mind them, Mr. Balloony. What about reading the clue we found downstairs?
 * Mr. Balloony: Clue? Oh, yeah. It says, "There's no mystery about the next clue. Inside Bear Cave, the jewels in plain view."
 * Firey: Hey, we were there before. This is gonna be easy.
 * Mr. Balloony: Yeah, too easy. I hope the bear won't be around.
 * Cake: The bear? Oh, boy.
 * (The Goiky objects Leave the Hotel)

Off the Rails:

 * Mr. Balloony: Careful, guys. Keep a sharp lookout for--
 * (Gunshots)
 * Mr. Balloony: Donny!
 * (Donny Chases the Goiky objects)
 * Pet: (meowing) Hey, you, cool it!
 * (Pet, Firey, and Eggy Run After Donny)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Run from Donny)
 * (The Gorilla Snarling)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Screaming)
 * (The Gorilla Gets Shot in the Butt)
 * (Donny Follows the Boys)
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Hide in a Log)
 * (They They Look Down and were Shocked)
 * Donny Koehler (Off-Screen): I've got a bead on you now. I'm a-countin' to 3, and then you're gonna get it.
 * (Pet Turns the Log to the Other Side)
 * Donny Koehler (Off-Screen): 1...
 * (Cake, Mr. Balloony, and Loser Leave with the Girls)
 * Donny Koehler (Off-Screen): 2...
 * (The Gorilla Comes By and Puts his Head in the Log)
 * Donny Koehler (Off-Screen): 3!
 * (Gunshot)
 * Donny Koehler: Gotcha! Oops.
 * (The Gorilla Breaks the Gun and Sticks his Head in the Log)
 * (Donny Laughs): Guess I'm just about to smart for you.
 * (Donny Waves Goodbye and Falls in the Pond)
 * Mr. Balloony: I sure hope this is the last clue. I can't wait to get back to the house so I can get something to eat.
 * Cake: Me, too.
 * Loser: Me, three.
 * Eggy Balloony: We can go for that.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give right now for a great big omelet smothered in mushrooms and onions, and a big heap of French fries on the side. Or maybe a great big pizza. Yeah, a pizza, with lots of hot oozy cheese, and maybe for dessert, a huge hot fudge sundae with a big gob of whipped cream.
 * (Cake Imagines a Pizza and a Sundae)
 * Cake: With a cherry on top.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Yeah, yeah. A whole bunch of cherries.
 * (Cake's Thoughts Pop)
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, boy. But we can't think about food now. We have to get to Bear Cave.
 * (Grumbling Sound)
 * Mr. Balloony: What's that?
 * Pet: (meowing) That sounded like a bear.
 * (They Quietly Walk Slowly)
 * Mr. Balloony: That's the bear, all right. He must be right nearby.
 * (Grumbling Continues)
 * Cake: He's getting closer.
 * Eggy Balloony: Wait a minute, Pet. That's not a bear. It's your boyfriend Cake's stomach.
 * Cake: It is?
 * (Grumbling Sound)
 * Cake: It is! (Chuckles)
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, tell your stomach to knock it off.
 * Cake: I can't help it. I'm hungry.
 * Mr. Balloony: Forget food now, Cake me boy. We have to get to the bear's cave and find the next clue. Come on!
 * (The Goiky objects Keep Walking Until Cake Sees a Berry Bush)
 * Cake: Oh, boy! Berries!
 * (Cake Eats a Bunch of Berries)
 * Mr. Balloony: Forget eating now, Cake me boy. Come on!
 * Cake: Okay. Just one more.
 * (Cake Tries to Pick the Last Berry, but it Turns Out to Be the Bear's Nose)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * Mr. Balloony: Doggone it, Cake, will you stop with the stomach noises already?
 * Cake (Off-Screen): That's not me.
 * Goiky objects: Huh?
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (The Goiky objects Scream in Terror then Run Away)
 * (The Bear Chases Them, but Then Loses Them)
 * (Up on the Hill, The Goiky objects Glare Angrily at Cake who Giggles Nervously)
 * (Scene Fades to Bear Cave)
 * Pet: (meowing) Well, here's Bear Cave.
 * Mr. Balloony: I sure hope he's not around. The scroll says the jewel's supposed to be easy to spot.
 * Pet: (meowing) I see it!
 * Mr. Balloony: So do I!
 * Cake: Me, too!
 * Mr. Balloony: Gimme a boost, Cake me boy.
 * (Cake Lifts Mr. Balloony up High)
 * Mr. Balloony: Just a little higher, Cake me boy.
 * (Cake Lifts Mr. Balloony up Even Higher)
 * (Mr. Balloony Grabs the Scroll and the Jewel)
 * Mr. Balloony: Got it! Whoa!
 * (Mr. Balloony Falls Down and Slides Off)
 * Firey: Wow. Talk about a close one.
 * Cake: Uh-huh.
 * Mr. Balloony: But we got the jewels and the clue. Let's get out of this cave.
 * Cake: What's that?
 * (Lights Turn On)
 * Eggy Balloony (Off-Screen): Looks like headlights.
 * Mr. Balloony: Look out, guys!
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Mr. Balloony, that's your truck. What's it doing here?
 * Mr. Balloony: I don't know, but here it comes again. Let's get outta here!
 * (The Goiky objects Scream in Terror)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Bridge:

 * (Bear Growling)
 * (The Truck Comes By)
 * (Bear Growling)
 * (The Bear Sees the Truck and Flees)
 * (The Truck Comes Out of the Cave)
 * Mr. Balloony: Totally weird. First it vanishes, then reappears, then it goes by itself, and now it stops by itself.
 * Firey: Hey, look at this. Somebody attached a remote control gizmo to our truck.
 * Cake: But why did it stop?
 * Firey: Whoever was controling this thing must be out of range.
 * Loser: Who would do that?
 * Mr. Balloony: Who else, Loser, except the ghost? Come on, let's drive back to the hotel and read this next clue.
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Back to the Hotel)
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Comes by and Throws his Remote to the Ground)
 * Mr. Balloony: Gee, I just can't figure it out.
 * Pet: (meowing) Figure out what, Mr. Balloony?
 * Mr. Balloony: How our truck got into the cave. I mean, the last time we saw it, it was sinking into the ground.
 * (Flashback of the Truck Sinking into the Mud)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): That's right!
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): I mean, it just doesn't make any sense.
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Pet: (meowing) There must be a tunnel under where it went down that connects with the cave. You know, like the one in the cemetery when the ghost chased us.
 * Mr. Balloony: Anyhow, if any more ghosts start chasing us, we can outrun 'em.
 * Pet: (meowing) Well, you'd better start runnin', Si.
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey!
 * Monty's Ghost: You trespassers are doomed!
 * (Monty's Ghost Chases the Goiky objects with his Sword)
 * Eggy Balloony: Keep it up, Mr. Balloony! You're pulling away from him!
 * Mr. Balloony: If I can get over that bridge, I think I can lose him.
 * (Mr. Balloony Pulls the Gear Switch, but it Doesn't Move)
 * Mr. Balloony: Blimey! It won't go into gear!
 * (The Goiky objects Stop at the Bridge)
 * (Monty's Ghost Comes By)
 * Cake (Off-Screen): Come on! Come on!
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): I'm trying! I'm trying!
 * (Monty's Ghost Laughing Sinisterly While Cuts the Rope)
 * (Mr. Balloony Finally Pulls the Gear Switch into Gear)
 * (The Goiky objects Drive Off the Bridge and Back to the Hotel)
 * (Monty's Ghost Drops his Sword in Frustration)
 * (Back at the Hotel...)
 * Pet: (meowing) So, what's the next clue say, Si?
 * (Creaking Sound)
 * Goiky objects: What's that?
 * Pet: (meowing) It's jut the window, guys.
 * (Pet Closes the Window)
 * Cake: Come on! Read it!
 * Mr. Balloony: I will. Keep your shirt on.
 * (Mr. Balloony is Grabbed by the Gorilla)
 * (Mr. Balloony Falls in Firey's Arms)
 * Gorilla: Pretty.
 * Mr. Balloony: The ape!
 * Cake: Run, Goiky objects!
 * (The Goiky objects Run, Except for Pet)
 * (The Gorilla Jumps Up and Down with the Jewels in his Hand)
 * Pet: (meowing) Okay, big guy, cool it. Give!
 * Gorilla: Uh-uh.
 * Eggy Balloony: Psst. Pet, get away from him. Don't mess around.
 * Pet: (meowing) Come on!
 * Gorilla: No.
 * Pet: (meowing) Come here, buddy. I'll make you a deal. If you give me the jewels, then-- (Whispers in his Ear) Okay?
 * Gorilla: Yeah! Yeah!
 * (The Gorilla Gives the Jewels to Pet)
 * Firey: How'd she do that?
 * (Scene Slides to the Gorilla Riding Happily on the Mechanical Horse)
 * Pet: (meowing) Good thing I thought of that mechanical horse, right, Cake?
 * Cake: Yeah.
 * Mr. Balloony: Hello, Sgt.? You have a cold? You sound different.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Telephone Wire)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Anyway, we have your circus ape. Come on and get him. Where? Where do you think?
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Pulls the Wire Out of the Wall)
 * Mr. Balloony: The Monty Mansion, that's where. Hello? Hello? Hmm. That's weird. Hope he got the message. I got this message for sure!
 * (Mr. Balloony Leaves)

The Skeleton Caught:

 * (Scene Fades to the Docks)
 * Mr. Balloony: The clue says, "Go to a place that covers the tide. To find the last clue, just pier inside." But pier is spelled P-I-E-R.
 * Eggy Balloony: Like by the water. You're right, Mr. Balloony. This boathouse must be the place.
 * (The Goiky objects Open the Door)
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Just think. The last clue to the whole family fortune is inside here.
 * (The Shadowy Figure Finally Apppears)
 * (The Goiky objects Look Around)
 * Mr. Balloony: Okay, Goiky objects, let's split up and start looking.
 * (Mr. Balloony, Loser, Firey, and Eggy Look Over Here)
 * (Pet Looks by the Boat)
 * (Cake Looks by the Barrel)
 * (Cake Opens the Storage Box and Greedy Eyes Open)
 * (Cake Closes the Door)
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Appears)
 * (Cake Screams in Terror)
 * Cake: The ghost!
 * (Cake Jumps in Pet's Arms)
 * (The Boat Leaks)
 * Pet: (meowing) What ghost? Where?
 * Cake: Over there!
 * (The Skeleton was Gone)
 * Pet: (meowing) Oh, there's nobody there. Cake, you give me a pain sometimes.
 * Firey: There it is-- the final clue. Quick, Mr. Balloony, read it.
 * Mr. Balloony: It says, "No more riddles. Here ends the chase. The treasure's in the fireplace."
 * Horrifying Skeleton (Off-Screen): In the fireplace, eh?
 * Goiky objects: Huh?
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Thank you for solving the mystery for me, fools.
 * (The Skeleton Pulls the Rope that Traps the Goiky objects)
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Farewell, and good riddance.
 * (The Skeleton Pulls the Engine and the Goiky objects Drive Away)
 * Horrifying Skeleton (Jay's Voice): At last, the treasure is mine.
 * (The Skeleton Leaves)
 * (The Boat Rises Out of the Water, and Mr. Balloony Spits the Water Out of his Mouth)
 * Mr. Balloony: What happened?
 * Pet: (meowing) How'd we get outta the water?
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Appears)
 * Hans: Oh, we just thought youse might want a lift. Nyuk, nyuk. Get it? Lift up?
 * Carl: Pipe down!
 * Pet: (meowing) The Ghoulish Guys. Gee, thanks.
 * Mr. Balloony: Well, you saved us, but it's too late to stop the ghost from getting the treasure.
 * Carl: What do you mean too late? No ghost beats the Ghoulish Guys. Spirit Speed, yo!
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Takes the Goiky objects Back to the Hotel)
 * (Scene Slides to the Horrifying Skeleton)
 * Horrifying Skeleton: There must be a lever here someplace. Aha!
 * (The Horrifying Skeleton Pulls the Lever)
 * (Horrifying Skeleton Laughing): I got it!
 * Pet (Off-Screen): (meowing) Not yet you don't!
 * Mr. Balloony: Just hold it right there, Mr. G-G-Ghost or whoever you are!
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Stand back! Nothin's gonna stop me now!
 * (The Treasure Piles Up and Traps the Horrifying Skeleton)
 * Horrifying Skeleton: Ohh!
 * (The Gun Falls on the Floor)
 * Mr. Balloony: Take a look at those diamonds!
 * Pet: (meowing) Let's take a look at that ghost!
 * (Mr. Balloony Pulls off the Mask and it was Jay)
 * Goiky objects: The Sgt.?
 * Dude Samson (Off-Screen): Somebody call me?
 * (The Goiky objects Look Back and See the Real Dude Samson)
 * (They Then Look at Jay and Turn to the Camera)
 * Goiky objects: Huh?
 * (Scene Fades to Jay Being Arrested)
 * Mr. Balloony: Wow, so this guy is your brother.
 * Dude Samson: Yep, my blacksheep brother, Jay. Like to strap a towcars, and impersonate ghosts and me. Don't you?
 * (Jay Grumbling): Yeah, you goody goody brother.
 * Dude Samson: Jay, that masquarade's over.
 * Jay Samson: I knew this treasure was here. I knew it. All my life I wanted to get my hands on it, and I had it.
 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Yeah, for about 20 seconds.
 * (Cake Smells a Costume in the Closet)
 * (Cake Then Had an Idea as he Grins Evilly)
 * Dude Samson: And now, we're gonna get you straightened out! Come on!
 * (Dude Drags Jay Outside)
 * Firey: Pretty amazing. To think that guy could imitate all the ghosts.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
 * (Monty's Ghost Moans with Cake's Voice)
 * (The Ghost Crashes on the Treasure)
 * (Cake Pulls off the Mask)
 * Cake: It's just me. (Giggles)
 * (Mr. Balloony Chuckles): I guess, there's no real ghosts after all.
 * Monty's Ghost (Off-Screen): Oh, no?
 * (Screen Fades Black)

The Ghoulish Guys Farewell:

 * Mr. Balloony (Off-Screen): Wow, what a meal.
 * Eggy Balloony: You said it, Mr. Balloony. I'm stuffed.
 * Cake: Me, too.
 * (Gong Rings)
 * Nathan: Dessert is served. (Laughing)
 * Goiky objects: More?
 * (The Pot Opens to the Ghoulish Guys)
 * Loser: Hey!
 * Carl: Oh, hi, guys!
 * Hans: I guess we take the cake. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. You get it? Take the cake?
 * Quincy: We're ever so sorry we ate it, but we were just so hungry.
 * Mr. Balloony: Oh, that's okay, you deserve it. As a matter of fact, you deserve a whole lot more. Right, guys? You Ghoulish Guys were such a big help, that we're leaving you this whole hotel.
 * Firey: Yeah. To haunt for as long as you like.
 * Ghoulish Guys: Wow!
 * Ronald: That's great. But where are you guys going?
 * Mr. Balloony: We're splitting for home.
 * Hans: But what are you gonna do with all youse diamonds?
 * Pet: (meowing) They're going to the Monty's Tressfund for Orphans.
 * Carl: Gee, that's sweet.
 * (The Goiky objects Leave the Hotel)
 * Ghoulish Guys: Goodbye.
 * Goiky objects: Goodbye.
 * (The Ghoulish Guys Waves Goodbye to the Goiky objects)
 * Mr. Balloony: Nothing against the Ghoulish Guys, but I hope I never see another ghost.
 * Loser: Uh-oh. Speaking of ghosts, look.
 * (Monty's Ghost Appears in Front of the Goiky objects)
 * Mr. Balloony: Knock it off, Cake me boy. You pulled that joke before.
 * Cake: It's no joke.
 * (Mr. Balloony Screams)
 * (Mr. Balloony Then Drives Away)
 * (Monty's Ghost Looks Back at the Goiky objects Leaving)
 * (The End)