PuccaBob AntiPants and the Ghoul School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Nickelodeon presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Walk Down the Road)
 * (PuccaBob AntiPants and the Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
 * Pucca: Miku, look. Lighting.
 * Miku: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Pucca?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Pucca: No, lighting.
 * (Pucca)
 * (Pucca Pulls the Isis to Miku)
 * (Miku)
 * Miku: Not while I'm walking, Pucca.
 * (Miku Moves the Isis Away)
 * Bear Queen: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Zeta, Peso, Bear Queen, and Tunip)
 * (Miku Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Stephen Hillenburg)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Miku: I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Pucca Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Zeta: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Tunip: Don't be silly, Zeta. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Peso: Oh, no! Tunip!
 * Bear Queen: Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Tunip: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Peso: Tunip, let go!
 * Tunip: Anything you say, Peso.
 * (Tunip Falls on Peso)
 * Tunip: Gee, Peso, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Peso: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Pucca: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Peso: Me, too.
 * Zeta: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Bear Queen Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Zeta: I put it there for safe keeping, Bear Queen.
 * Bear Queen: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Miku: No, we're not, Bear Queen. There's the school. Not to shabby, Pucca.
 * Pucca: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Antistone's Finish School for Girls!
 * Miku: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Antistone's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Pucca: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Zeta: Yeah.
 * Tunip: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Tunip: See, Peso? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Miku: What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Zeta: I can't see the road!
 * (Pucca Wipes Zeta's Eyes)
 * Pucca: How's that, Zeta?
 * Zeta: Much better, Pucca. I think I see the school.
 * (Zeta Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Peso: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Tunip: It even has a moat.
 * Zeta: Moat?!
 * Pucca: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Pucca is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Miku (Off-Screen): That's my friend, Pucca. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Pucca and Fixes Him)
 * Pucca: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Pucca)
 * Pucca: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Matching, Shoots Fire at Pucca)
 * Pucca: Miku! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Miku: Pucca likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Pucca: Zeta! Peso! Miku! Bear Queen! Tunip!
 * (Pucca Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Matching's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Tunip: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Matching Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Pucca)
 * Pucca: Oh, no.
 * (Matching Snarls at Pucca)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Matching, come here.
 * (Matching Sadly Comes to Mrs. Antistone)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Pucca: Me? No.
 * Miku: Gee, Pucca, is that--?
 * Pucca: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Matching can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Miku: Nice to know you, Matching. I'm Miku. I guess you've already met my friend, Pucca.
 * (Matching Snarls at Pucca)
 * Pucca (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Then you must be Zeta, Peso, Bear Queen, and Tunip. I'm Mrs. Antistone, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Zeta: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Zeta Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Zeta Hears a Howl)
 * Zeta: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Pucca?
 * Pucca: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Pucca and Zeta Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Come now. We have a contract, Zeta. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Zeta: I think so.
 * Tunip: Sure they are. Bear Queen and I even witnessed them. Right, Bear Queen?
 * Bear Queen: Right, Tunip.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Zeta: Girl? Don't be just so batty. That's not really a girl, it's a...
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Iridia: What's stopping you with that crazy word here? I'm Iridia, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Zeta: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Pucca: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Amelia Walks Down)
 * Amelia: Hi! My name is Amelia.
 * Pucca: Are you a witch?
 * Amelia: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Helen: Greetings, earthlings. I'm Helen, the Alien's daughter.
 * Zeta: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Helen: Yes indeed.
 * Bertha: Hello! I'm Bertha, the Kitty's daughter.
 * Tunip: How cute! A cat!
 * Peso: She's too cute, Tunip. But I agree with you.
 * Brenda: Hi there! I'm Brenda, Zardy's daughter.
 * Zeta: Are you a scarecrow, too?
 * Brenda: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Jessie: Hello there. I'm Jessie, the Blob's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Zeta: B-B-B-B-blob--
 * Pucca: m-m-m-m-m-monster?
 * Penny: Hi! I'm Penny.
 * Miku: Are you really a pirate?
 * Penny: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Paula: Hello there. I'm Paula.
 * Zeta: Y-Y-Y-You're a pumpkin, right?
 * Paula (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Kylah Howling)
 * Miku: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Antistone: Kylah the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Kylah.
 * Kylah: Helloooooooooo.
 * Zeta: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Selina Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Pucca and Zeta Skid to a Stop)
 * Selina: Hi! I'm Selina.
 * Pucca: And I'm outta here!
 * Selina: Huh?
 * Pucca: Come on, guys.
 * Tunip: But, Pucca--
 * Mrs. Antistone: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Selina: They don't run like their tired.
 * Iridia: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Antistone, Selina, Amelia, Penny, Bertha, Jessie, Brenda, Helen, Paula, Kylah, and Iridia Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Zeta: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Pucca: I hope so, Zeta.
 * Tunip: But, Pucca, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Zeta (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Tunip. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Pyra Floats By)
 * Zeta: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Pyra: Hi! I'm Pyra. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Pyra Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Peso: Not bad, Pyra, but do you know any pop?
 * (Zeta Grabs Peso's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Antistone Girls)
 * Selina: Don't worry, Mrs. Antistone. We'll find 'em.
 * Bear Queen: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Pucca: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Pucca, Zeta, Peso, Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Tiana Yawns)
 * Zeta: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Pucca: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Bumps into Selina and Brenda)
 * (Pucca Screams and Jumps into Zeta's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Mrs. Antistone: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Tiana, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Tiana Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Iridia: Yes, Tiana. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Zeta: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Pucca: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Pyra Laughs): They're strange, Selina.
 * Selina: But they're in good shape, Pyra.
 * Miku: Gee, thanks.
 * Zeta: Good shape? For what?
 * Iridia: To teach us how to beat those Klein Cadets, of course.
 * Tiana: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Pyra: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Kylah: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Zeta: But--
 * Miku: That's my friend Pucca. He and Zeta got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Pucca: Yes, right.
 * Miku: Don't worry, Tiana. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Miku.
 * Kylah: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Iridia: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Selina: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Selina Slaps Peso, Zeta, and Pucca, Pucca, Zeta, and Peso Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Antistone the Keys)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Pucca, Zeta, and Peso Yells as they Faint)
 * (Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip Carry Pucca, Zeta, and Peso in Their Arms)
 * Tunip: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Matching Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Ready for some early morning exercises, Bear Queen?
 * Bear Queen: You betcha, Mrs. Antistone. Want us to wake Zeta and Pucca?
 * Mrs. Antistone: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Zeta Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Zeta's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Zeta: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Zeta: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Zeta Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Pucca Snoring)
 * (Matching Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Matching: Ohh.
 * (Matching Mutters and Walks to Pucca)
 * (Matching Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Pucca's Finger)
 * (Pucca Yells)
 * Miku: Sounds like Pucca's up and at 'em.
 * (Pucca Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Tunip: Slimy, Pucca, you woke up the fish.
 * Mrs. Antistone: That's no fish, Tunip. That's out pet piranha.
 * Pucca: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Pucca's Finger)
 * (Pucca Yells)
 * Iridia: Mrs. Antistone told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Jessie: Right.
 * Pucca: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Selina: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Kylah: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Tiana: Careful, Kylah. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Pyra Laughing): How am I doing, Iridia?
 * Iridia: Oh, awesome, Pyra.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Looks like Pucca's got the ballet class started, Miku.
 * Miku: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Antistone: You take over now, Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip.
 * Bear Queen: You're the boss, Mrs. Antistone.
 * Tunip: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Antistone: And tutus for you too, Zeta, and Peso.
 * Peso: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Peso: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Tunip?
 * Tunip: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Antistone: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Tunip: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Bear Queen Runs into Tunip and They Spin)
 * Iridia: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Pucca, Zeta, and Peso Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Selina and Tiana Twirl)
 * Tiana: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Klein Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Daniel: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Sam Johnson: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Antistone place.
 * Daniel: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird Pucca and his Friends.
 * Samson: Hey, let me see, Daniel.
 * Daniel: Careful, Samson. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Samson's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Daniel's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Daniel: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Ben: Sam, it's-- It's Colonel Klein.
 * Sam Johnson: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Klein: At ease, men.
 * (Daniel is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Klein: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Daniel Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Samson Holds his Body)
 * Daniel: Thanks, Samson. I needed that.
 * Colonel Klein: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Sam Johnson: Yes, sir. Klein Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Klein: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Antistone's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Samson: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Samson Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Klein: Hit the deck!
 * (The Klein Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Sam Johnson: As you can see, sir, Samson here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Klein: So I noticed.
 * Samson: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Klein: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Klein Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Oliver Koehler: Our ball's now in Antistone territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Sam Johnson: Good idea, Oliver. Front and center, Samson. Lead the way!
 * Samson: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Samson: Uh-oh.
 * (Matching Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Matching Growling)
 * Sam Johnson: It's the Antistone's weird guard dog.
 * Daniel (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Oliver Koehler: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Matching Spews Fire)
 * Oliver Koehler: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Sam Johnson: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Matching Spews More Fire)
 * (The Klein Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Samson: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Matching Laughing): The ball.
 * (Matching Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Miku: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Tunip: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Bear Queen: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Iridia: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Selina: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Kylah Howls): How you doing, Tiana?
 * Tiana: Great, Kylah. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Amelia: Jessie, you need to feel the breeze.
 * Jessie: I like it!
 * Penny: This is fun!
 * Brenda: I agree!
 * Paula: This is awesome!
 * Bertha: I couldn't agree more, Paula.
 * (Pucca and his Friends Run Past Matching)
 * Pucca: Hey, Matching, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Matching Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Pucca (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Bear Queen: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Selina: I just love running through the trees.
 * Pyra: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Selina: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Pucca, Zeta, and Peso Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Pucca: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Zeta: Oh, boy!
 * (Pucca and Zeta Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Pucca and Zeta: Yuck!
 * Iridia: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Throw the Apples Away)
 * Pucca: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Iridia, Pyra, Jessie, Bertha, Amelia, Kylah, Selina, Brenda, Penny, Helen, and Tiana Eat Apples)
 * (Matching Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Matching, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Matching Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Klein Military School)
 * Ben: Here's another water balloon, Samson.
 * Samson: What are these for anyway, Sam?
 * Sam Johnson: Ammunition.
 * Oliver Koehler: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Daniel?
 * Daniel: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Oliver Koehler: Check, bazooka.
 * Samson: Is this gonna get our ball back, Oliver?
 * Oliver Koehler: Check, affirmative.
 * Daniel: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Sam Johnson: Good idea, Daniel. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Daniel: Fire?
 * Sam Johnson: No! Not--
 * (Sam Gets Blown Away)
 * Sam Johnson: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Klein: Cadet Koehler, what is the meaning of this?
 * Sam Johnson: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Oliver Koehler: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Matching Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Sam Johnson: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Oliver Koehler: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Klein's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Ben)
 * Colonel Klein: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Klein Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Klein: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Oliver Koehler: Your hat, Colonel Klein.
 * Colonel Klein: Thank you, Cadet Johnson.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Klein: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Antistone Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Pucca: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Tunip: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Bear Queen?
 * Bear Queen: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Miku: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Bear Queen: Oh, boy.
 * (Bear Queen Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Bear Queen: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Tiana: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Antistone? Can I?
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Of course, Tiana. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Tiana: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Antistone: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Antistone: See?
 * Peso: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Pucca: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Miku: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Miku Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Miku: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Zeta: Here's some squash.
 * (Zeta Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Zeta: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Tunip Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Tunip: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Zeta: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Iridia: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Antistone: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Selina Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Thank you, Selina.
 * Selina: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Zeta: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Kylah: How much allowance do you have left, Iridia?
 * Iridia: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Kylah: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Iridia Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Zeta Yells as She Faints)
 * (Pucca Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Pucca Yells): Zeta! Look! Scary Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Pucca: Scary Eyes! Scary Eyes! Help Me!
 * Zeta: Scary Rice? Where is it?
 * Pucca: No. That one, Scary Eyes.
 * Zeta: Oh! Scary Eyes! Aaaah! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Pucca: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Peso: I see no eyes, Pucca.
 * Zeta: You were imagining, Sponge. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Pucca Glares at Zeta)
 * (Kylah Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Iridia Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Iridia: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Zeta: Smells awesome.
 * Bear Queen: Smells great.
 * Zeta: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Tunip: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Iridia: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Tunip and Peso Gulp)
 * Peso: Delicious.
 * Pucca: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Miku: Meet you back at the school.
 * Selina: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Downtempora: So, Mrs. Antistone's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Floor Catcher: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Downtempora: You have done well, my Floor Catcher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Downtempora, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Floor Catcher Laughing)
 * (Bagantulas Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Ben Hits the Ball)
 * Sam Johnson: Nice spike, Ben. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Klein Military to stay on top.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Daniel: On the leather with Klein!
 * Colonel Klein: That's the spirit, men!
 * Samson: Yes, sir!
 * (Sam Catches Ben as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Oliver Koehler: No fair, Sam. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Klein: Keep using your head, Koehler. I'm going over to Mrs. Antistone's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Klein Walking to Mrs. Antistone's School)
 * (Colonel Klein Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Antistone: All that exercise really loosened you up, Tiana, a little too much.
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, Mrs. Antistone, it's me, Colonel Klein.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Will you get the door for me, Iridia?
 * Iridia: You bet I will.
 * (Iridia Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Klein: Mrs. Antistone? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Klein Looks Shocked)
 * (Iridia Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Iridia Screeching)
 * Colonel Klein: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Iridia Changes Back into a Human)
 * Iridia: Anything you say, Colonel Klein.
 * Colonel Klein: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Iridia: Uh, up there. Mrs. Antistone said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Klein: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Klein Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Klein: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Klein)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Ah, Colonel Klein. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, Mrs. Antistone, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Antistone: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Klein Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, negative, Mrs. Antistone. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Tevin, the Butler Brings Mrs. Antistone a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Klein: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Tevin Pours Mrs. Antistone a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Antistone Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Klein Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Antistone: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Tevin Wipes Mrs. Antistone's Mouth)
 * Colonel Klein: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Matching Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Klein: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Matching's Head)
 * Mrs. Antistone: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, negative, Mrs. Antistone. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Matching Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Klein: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Antistone: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (Tevin Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Pucca and his Friends to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Pucca, I want you to meet Colonel Klein.
 * Colonel Klein: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Pucca: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Klein Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Bad boy, Matching!
 * (Matching Grumbling)
 * Tunip: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Klein: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Pucca: Watches synchronized.
 * Miku: Synchronized.
 * (Tevin Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Klein: Check. Over and out.
 * Peso: Crikey, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Antistone: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Zeta.
 * Zeta: Why the rush, Mrs. A? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Pucca: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Miku: But, Zeta, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Zeta: Why didn't you say so, Miku? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Kylah Howling)
 * (Stone Pirates Cover Their Ears)
 * (Pyra Giggling)
 * (Kylah Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Pucca: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Miku (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Kylah Howling)
 * Pucca (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Iridia.
 * Iridia: Thanks a lot, Pucca.
 * Tiana: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Antistone: You definitely are, Tiana. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Miku: That's it, Selina. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Matching Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Pyra Laughing)
 * Peso: Gee, Pyra, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Pyra Hits the Wall)
 * Pyra: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Peso: I think more into the wall.
 * (Miku Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Antistone: You mean deep shrieking, Miku. Show her, girls.
 * (Tiana Breathing)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Tiana Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Iridia: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Iridia Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Iridia Flies By Pucca)
 * (Pucca Yells and Falls Back)
 * Pucca: Oops.
 * (Matching Growling)
 * (Pucca Yells)
 * (Pucca Runs Away, But Matching Follows him)
 * Miku: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Pucca Yells)
 * (Matching Blows Fire 4 Times at Pucca)
 * Pucca: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Miku: Good job, Pucca. That's deep breathing.
 * (Pucca is Running from Matching): Yikes!
 * Miku (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Antistone Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Klein, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Antistone)
 * Sam Johnson: Get a load of that racket coming from the Antistone place.
 * Oliver Koehler: Whew. And I thought Klein was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Samson: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Ben.
 * Ben: Aye, aye, Samson.
 * Samson: More weight.
 * Sam Johnson (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Ben: Attention!
 * (Ben Salutes but Drops the Sack on Samson who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Klein: At ease, men.
 * (Sam, Oliver, Daniel, and Ben Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Samson)
 * Colonel Klein: I said at ease, Samson.
 * Samson: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Klein: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Sam, Ben, Oliver, and Daniel: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Klein: Do you want this trophy to stay at Klein Military School?
 * Sam Johnson: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Klein Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Samson Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Samson: Those Antistone Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Samson Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Miku: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Tiana is Pumping Herself)
 * Miku: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Klein Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Zeta: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Sponge.
 * Pucca: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Pyra Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Pucca Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Zeta: Wow, Pucca. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Pucca's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Pucca Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Miku: This is not the time to go swimming, Pucca. We have a volleyball game.
 * Bear Queen: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Miku.
 * (Sharks Approach Pucca)
 * Bear Queen: Uh-oh. And it looks like Pucca is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Pucca)
 * (Pucca Screams in Terror): Miku! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Pucca)
 * Pucca: Miku! Help!
 * Miku: Keep paddling, Sponge! We're on our way!
 * Bear Queen: Us, too!
 * Selina: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Brenda: Let's go for it.
 * (Pucca Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Selina and Brenda Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Antistone: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Selina Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Amelia: Geronimo!
 * Paula: Look out below!
 * (Kylah Jumps, Howling)
 * (Iridia Chuckles): Oh, Kylah. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Kylah and Iridia Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Kylah Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Iridia: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Tunip: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Zeta, Peso, Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip Jump in)
 * (Pyra Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Tiana: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Tiana Jumps Down)
 * Zeta: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Bear Queen?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Tiana Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Miku: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Tunip: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Selina: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Iridia: We're ready for those Klein Cadets.
 * (Kylah Howls): Go, Antistone! (Howling)
 * (Pyra Laughing)
 * Tiana: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Downtempora: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Floor Catcher?
 * Floor Catcher: Yes, Downtempora. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Downtempora: Excellent.
 * Tunip: Here, Peso. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Downtempora and Floor Catcher)
 * Peso (Off-Screen): Thanks, Tunip. I needed that.
 * Downtempora: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Floor Catcher: Sorry, Downtempora.

The Volleyball Game/Antistone All the Way:

 * (Sam Laughs): Look, guys, those Antistone Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Matching, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Matching: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Iridia: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Kylah Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Zeta: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Tiana: Thanks, Zeta. (She Hops Away)
 * Brenda: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Jessie: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Selina: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Pyra: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Amelia: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Paula: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Penny: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Bertha: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Helen: Indeed it was.
 * Daniel: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Klein: Uh, negative, Mrs. Antistone. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Zeta: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Klein: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Antistone Bangs the Gong)
 * (Tevin Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Pucca: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Klein: Well, we need a referee.
 * Pucca: You're looking at him. Pucca. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * Sam Johnson: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Kylah: No problem. (Howling)
 * Samson: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.
 * Zeta: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Zeta: Thanks. Heads.
 * Daniel (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Zeta: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Klein: Affirmative. Antistone serves first.
 * Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip: Go, go, Antistone!
 * Peso: Give it all you got, Selina.
 * Selina: Okay, coach.
 * (Selina Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Sam and Samson)
 * Pucca: Net ball!
 * Daniel: I think it's a net loss.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Peso: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Selina: Okay, coach.
 * (Selina Hits the Ball Again)
 * Kylah: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Ben: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Pucca: Point goes to Antistone!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Antistone's Point)
 * Miku: Go, go, Antistone! (She Shakes Mrs. Antistone's Hands While Tunip is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Klein's Point)
 * Colonel Klein: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Samson: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Samson Hits the Ball)
 * (Pyra Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Daniel: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Oliver Koehler: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Pucca: That's a fowl. Klein's point.
 * Klein Cadets: On the leather with Klein!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Klein's Point)
 * Tiana: We're never gonna win that trophy, Iridia.
 * Iridia: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Iridia Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Sam Falls)
 * Pucca: Nice spike, Iridia!
 * (Iridia Changes Back into a Human)
 * Iridia: Thanks, Pucca.
 * (Iridia Goes to Sam and Takes the Ball)
 * Iridia: Our serve, cadet.
 * Sam Johnson: I must be going batty.
 * Iridia: Here, Tiana. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Tiana Hits the Ball)
 * Oliver and Daniel: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Tiana Hits it Again)
 * Oliver and Daniel: I've got it!
 * Tiana: I've got it!
 * (Oliver and Daniel Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Pucca: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Antistone's Point)
 * Kylah: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Pyra: That's a howl, Kylah! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Antistone: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip: Let's go, Antistone!
 * Peso: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Zeta: Make that two.
 * (Matching Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Zeta: Thanks, Matching. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Sam Johnson: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Klein Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Oliver Koehler (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Samson (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Antistone.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tiana Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Selina: That looks good, Tiana.
 * Sam Johnson: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Daniel: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Tiana to Fly)
 * Tiana: Whoa!
 * Pucca: Outta bounds.
 * (Tiana Still Flies)
 * Pucca: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Sam)
 * Sam Johnson: Then it's Klein's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Tiana)
 * Selina: Don't worry, Tiana. We'll get it back.
 * Sam Johnson: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Oliver Hits the Ball)
 * Kylah: It's all mine!
 * (Sam Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Kylah: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Iridia: I'll save it, Kylah.
 * (Iridia Spins Backwards)
 * Iridia: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Klein: On the leather with Klein!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Klein's Point)
 * (Peso Eats the Hotdog)
 * Zeta: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Peso Takes the Hotdog from Zeta's Hand and Eats it)
 * Peso: Tastes good.
 * Zeta: We gotta catch up.
 * Peso: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Peso Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * Sam Johnson: Prepare for another hit, Oliver, with our secret weapon.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.
 * (Peso Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Oliver who Hits the Ball)
 * Oliver Koehler: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Sam)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Sam's Hand and Flies into Peso's Mouth)
 * (Peso Hiccups)
 * Sam Johnson: Nice work, Oliver. Now our remote control is...
 * (Peso Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Sam Johnson (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Klein, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Klein: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Peso Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Klein)
 * Zeta: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Peso?
 * Peso: Right, Zeta. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Zeta, Who Falls)
 * (Kylah Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Daniel and Ben Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Antistone's Point)
 * Samson: On the leather with Klein.
 * (Tiana Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Klein's Point)
 * Colonel Klein: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Sam Johnson: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Sam Hits the Ball)
 * Ben: Whoa.
 * (Selina Hits the Ball)
 * Ben: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Klein: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Pucca: But it hit in first. Antistone's ball.
 * Tunip: Go, go, Antistone!
 * (Matching Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Tunip was Waving)
 * Tunip: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Kylah Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Oliver and Daniel)
 * Floor Catcher: Those girls are strong, Downtempora.
 * Downtempora: Just like their parents, Floor Catcher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Antistone's Point)
 * Zeta: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Iridia.
 * Iridia: You bet I will.
 * Sam Johnson: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Samson.
 * Samson: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Iridia Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Samson: Take that, you bat.
 * Tiana: I can't reach it!
 * Peso: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Samson)
 * Samson: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Daniel, Oliver, Ben, and Sam)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Pucca: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Antistone wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Antistone's Point)
 * (The Antistone Girls Cheer)
 * (Iridia, Selina, and Pyra Have Zeta)
 * (Madeline and Kylah Have Peso)
 * Iridia: You were awesome, coach.
 * Zeta: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Antistone: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Klein.
 * Colonel Klein: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Klein and Gives it to Mrs. Antistone)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Tiana. For your mummy case.
 * Tiana: Thanks, Mrs. Antistone!
 * Sam Johnson: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Oliver Koehler: We had the strategy.
 * Daniel: We had the equipment.
 * Samson: But we still lost.
 * Ben: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Klein: No moping, men. The Klein code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Peso Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Klein on it)
 * (Peso Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Klein Bounces Away)
 * Sam Johnson: Looks like the Klein code just got broken.
 * Oliver Koehler: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Kylah Howling)
 * Kylah: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Tiana: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Tunip: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Iridia: It's only the biggest even of the Antistone school year.
 * Zeta: Will there be food?
 * (Pucca and Zeta Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Iridia: Oh, lots of goodies, Zeta. Mrs. Antistone is in the kitchen right now.
 * Zeta: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Pucca: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Antistone Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Pucca: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Zeta: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Antistone?
 * Mrs. Antistone: Thanks, Zeta. I've already got one. But you and Pucca can lick the bowl.
 * Zeta: Thanks.
 * Pucca: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Okay, Matching. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Matching: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Iridia: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Zeta Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Zeta: You said it, Iridia.
 * (Pucca Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Pucca: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Iridia: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Zeta: Slimy!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Sponge!
 * Pucca: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Pyra, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Pyra: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Zeta: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Pucca.
 * Pucca: Uh-huh.
 * Pyra: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Tunip: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Iridia: Everyone, Tunip. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Tunip: That's your daddy?
 * Iridia: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Miku: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Pucca. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Pucca: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Miku: Wait for me, Sponge!
 * Selina: Stop!
 * (Pucca and Miku Skid to a Stop)
 * Selina: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Paula: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Pumpkin.
 * Brenda: I also want you to meet Zardy and Cablecrow.
 * Bertha: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Cat.
 * Jessie: And this is Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Penny: And don't forget to me Pirate Sr. and Ms. Pirate.
 * Amelia: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Helen: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Tiana: And my mummy parents.
 * Kylah: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Pucca and Miku Keep Running Until Pyra Stops Them)
 * Pyra: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Miku: Holy!
 * (Pucca Jumps into Miku's Arms)
 * Miku: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Floor Catcher (Off-Screen): Here they come, Downtempora.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Floor Catcher (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Downtempora: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Downtempora will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Bagantula Tries to Bite Downtempora's Hand)
 * (Downtempora Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Pucca, Zeta, Peso, Selina, and Kylah Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Selina: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Kylah: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Miku: Everyone's running off, Sponge. Why don't we?
 * Pucca: Uh-huh!
 * Miku: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Peso (Off-Screen): Holy, Pucca, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Pucca: No, Peso.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Zeta: We should be safe now, Pucca.
 * Pucca: I hope so, Zeta.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Peso (Off-Screen): We have company, Pucca.
 * (Pyra Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Pyra's told us so much about you.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Scream)
 * (Pucca Holds Peso's Hand as He and Zeta Run)
 * Pyra (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Zeta: Out here, Sponge.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Iridia Fly in)
 * Pucca: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Pucca Runs While Zeta, Holding Peso's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Zeta: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Antistone.
 * Zeta: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Pucca: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Iridia, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Iridia: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Bear Queen: We were lucky, Zeta, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Miku: Positively!
 * Tunip: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Bear Queen Hugs Tunip in Fear)
 * Bear Queen: I hope you're right, Tunip.
 * (Miku and Bear Queen Scream)
 * Selina: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Pucca and Zeta)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Pucca: Pucca.
 * Peso: And Peso, too.
 * Bear Queen: Don't hurt Pucca. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Kylah Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Antistone: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Zeta: Very good, right, Sponge?
 * Pucca: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Antistone: It's an old Antistone recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Scratch)
 * Tunip: Gee, Kylah, what's that?
 * Kylah: Something for my parents, Tunip. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's Tuniputiful, Kylah. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Brenda: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Cablecrow: You know we do.
 * Zardy: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Brenda.
 * Brenda: You're welcome.
 * Iridia: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Iridia Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Iridia (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Iridia: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Zeta: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Pucca?
 * Pucca: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Antistone: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Matching Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Iridia: Don't feel left out, Matching. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Matching Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Penny: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Pirate Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Pirate: It's nice, Penny.
 * Penny: I thought you'd like it.
 * Selina: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Selina: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Selina. (He Pats Selina's Head)
 * Selina: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Show your mummy parents what you made, Tiana.
 * (Tiana Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Tiana (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Tiana.
 * Paula: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Pumpkin: We love it! (Hugs Paula) Thanks, Paula.
 * Jessie: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Blob and Ms. Blob: We love them.
 * Bertha: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Cat: That's okay, Bertha. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Cat: You said it, dear.
 * Helen: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Helen.
 * Amelia: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Amelia. Such a good girl.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Pyra Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Pyra Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Tevin Plays the Drum)
 * Pyra: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Floor Catcher: They're having fun, Downtempora.
 * Downtempora: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Pyra Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Pyra.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Bravo!
 * (Kylah Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Zeta: Let's give that hand a hand, Sponge.
 * (Pucca Smiles at Zeta)
 * (Pyra Shakes the Hand)
 * Pyra: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Iridia.
 * Iridia: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Kylah. We'd better run, too.
 * Zeta: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Iridia.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Zeta: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Kylah, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Amelia.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Helen.
 * Mr. Blob: Take care of Jessie.
 * Mr. Cat: And Bertha, too.
 * Zardy: Make sure nothing happens to Brenda
 * Pirate Sr.: Keep an eye on Penny.
 * Mr. Pumpkin: Take care of Paula.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Zeta and Pucca by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Selina is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Tiana and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Pucca and Zeta Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Tunip: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Pucca?
 * Pucca: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Zeta: It's okay, Pucca. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Pucca: Oh, good.
 * Downtempora: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Downtempora Walks to the Bagantula)
 * Downtempora: Get ready to fly, little bagantula. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Downtempora Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Downtempora's Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Downtempora: There's no time to waste, Floor Catcher. Get cranking.
 * Floor Catcher: Yes, Downtempora. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Downtempora Has a Picture of Zeta)
 * Downtempora: This is your target.
 * (Bagantula Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Downtempora Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
 * (Bagantula is Pleased)
 * Downtempora: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, bagantula, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Floor Catcher Laughing)
 * Downtempora: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Floor Catcher: Y-Yes, Downtempora.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Pucca is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Bagantula)
 * (Pucca Yells): Zeta! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Zeta: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Sponge.
 * (Pucca Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Zeta, bat.
 * Zeta: Calm down, Pucca. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Zeta: See? See for yourself, Sponge. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Pucca: Okay, Zeta.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Bagantula is There)
 * Pucca: Zeta! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Zeta: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Sponge.
 * (Pucca Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Zeta Snoring)
 * (Bagantula Spies on Zeta)
 * (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Downtempora's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Zeta: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Downtempora: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Zeta: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Downtempora: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Zeta: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Downtempora: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Zeta Giggling)
 * (Floor Catcher Laughs and Stops)
 * Downtempora: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Floor Catcher: Yes, Downtempora.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Klein Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Oliver, Ben, and Samson Wake up)
 * (Sam is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Sam)
 * Sam Johnson: Daniel, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Daniel: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Klein: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Klein: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Sam Johnson: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Antistone School)
 * Zeta: Good morning, Sponge. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Pucca: It is?
 * Zeta: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Pucca Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Pucca Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Peso Wakes Up)
 * Peso: You knocked, Pucca?
 * Zeta: Glad you're up, Peso. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Kylah Howls): We will, Mrs. Antistone.
 * Bear Queen: We're all ready to go.
 * Matching: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Sorry, Matching. You're staying home with me.
 * (Matching Grumbling)
 * Bear Queen: Here we go, gang.
 * Selina: Bye, Mrs. Antistone!
 * Tiana: Bye, Matching!
 * Mrs. Antistone: See you later, girls.
 * Matching: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Miku: Gee, Bear Queen, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Bear Queen: Someplace scenic, Miku. Right here.
 * Miku: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Pucca: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Iridia: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Pucca: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Pyra: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Klein: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Oliver Koehler: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Ben)
 * (Sam Falls in the Mud)
 * Sam Johnson: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Klein and Ben Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (Sam, Daniel, Samson, and Oliver Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Daniel: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Samson: And dumb, too.
 * Tiana: What do we do now, Miku?
 * Miku: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Selina: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Tiana: Wait for me, Selina.
 * Peso: And Pucca and his Friends, too.
 * (Peso Grabs Pucca's Hand)
 * Paula: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Amelia and Runs with Her)
 * (Kylah Howls): Race you across the swamp, Iridia.
 * Iridia: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Kylah Jogging)
 * Kylah: Aw, no fair, Iridia. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Kylah)
 * Floor Catcher: Gotcha.
 * Kylah: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Floor Catcher Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Floor Catcher.
 * Kylah: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Floor Catcher Grunts)
 * Kylah: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Kylah Gasps)
 * (The Bagantula Try to Attack Kylah)
 * Kylah: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Kylah Hits the Bagantula with a Hammer)
 * (The Bagantula Flies Out the Window)
 * Floor Catcher: Oh, no. Downtempora is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Antistone (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Matching?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Antistone: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Matching, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Matching is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Miku: Gee, Zeta, swamp running is fun.
 * (Matching Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to Pucca, Zeta, Peso, Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip Running on Stones)
 * Miku: How'd you think of this place?
 * Zeta: I don't know, Miku. In my dreams, I think. Crikey!
 * (Zeta Leaps into Pucca's Arms)
 * Zeta: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Pucca: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Pucca and Zeta: Help!
 * Miku: Hang on, Pucca. MikuPucca and his Friends to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Miku: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Zeta Grabs her Hand)
 * Zeta: Nice going, Miku, but too late.
 * Pucca: Zeta!
 * Zeta: I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Bear Queen: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Iridia: Try swinging with me.
 * (Iridia Grabs Pucca and his Friends)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Iridia Changes into a Human)
 * Zeta: Not too bat an escape, right, Pucca?
 * Pucca: Yeah, Zeta.
 * Peso: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Iridia: I need some help myself. Kylah must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Miku: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Tunip: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Bear Queen: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Iridia: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Klein Cadets are Walking)
 * Samson: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Daniel: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Oliver Koehler: Negative. I think this is...
 * Sam Johnson: Quicksand!
 * Samson: What do we do now, Sam?
 * Sam Johnson: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative. Help!
 * Klein Cadets: Help!
 * Selina: Sounds like those smart aleck Klein Cadets.
 * Tiana: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Sam Johnson: Someone's coming.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative. It's those Antistone Girls.
 * Daniel: Quick! Help us out.
 * Tiana: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Oliver Koehler: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Daniel: On the double!
 * Samson: If not sooner!
 * Selina: Well, Tiana, if they insist.
 * Tiana: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Selina Helps the Klein Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Klein Cadets Scream)
 * Daniel: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.

Dodging the Bagantulas:

 * Sam Johnson: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Matching Comes by and Sniffs Sam's Foot, Snarling)
 * Sam Johnson: Retreat!
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Peso: No sign of the girls, Pucca.
 * Pucca: Uh-oh.
 * Zeta: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Peso: Hold it, Zeta. Maybe Iridia has good news.
 * (Iridia Screeching)
 * Zeta: Does that mean you found Kylah?
 * (Iridia Screeching)
 * Zeta: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Pucca Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Pucca to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Peso: There goes Pucca, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Pucca Lands on Matching, Who Snarls)
 * Pucca: Oops!
 * (Matching Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Pucca Screaming)
 * (Matching Runs After him)
 * Zeta: I wish our brother Pucca would learn to not play with Matching.
 * (Iridia Sees Kylah with Bagantulas)
 * Iridia: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Iridia: Kylah's at the shack. But she's surrounded by bagantulas.
 * Amelia: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Iridia)
 * (The Bagantulas Try to Attack Kylah, But Kylah Dodges)
 * (The Bagantula Hits a Rock)
 * Floor Catcher: Nice moves.
 * (Floor Catcher Pounces Kylah)
 * Floor Catcher: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Iridia (Off-Screen): Get away from Kylah!
 * (Iridia, as a Human, Knocks Floor Catcher Down)
 * Kylah: Iridia! You're here!
 * Iridia: Of course!
 * Floor Catcher: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Iridia: Think you can take us all on?
 * Floor Catcher: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Pyra (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Tiana Charges and a Bagantula Scares her)
 * (Tiana Smacks the Bat): No! Bad bagantula! Bad bagantula! Go home!
 * (Bagantula Screeches)
 * (Brenda Makes Funny Faces Loudly)
 * (The Bagantulas Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Tiana Gives Brenda High Five): Yeah!
 * (Pucca Hides in the Shack to Lose Matching)
 * (Matching Still Runs)
 * (Pucca Snickering)
 * (Kylah Taps on Pucca's Shoulder)
 * Pucca: Yikes! Are you okay, Kylah?
 * Kylah: Floor Catcher's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Floor Catcher Grabs Pucca)
 * Floor Catcher: Gotcha!
 * Pucca: Help!
 * Floor Catcher: Downtempora does not like meddlers.
 * Pucca: N-N-Not me!
 * (Pucca Tries to Run Away from Floor Catcher, when Fire Burns Floor Catcher)
 * Floor Catcher: Yeow!
 * (Matching Blows Fire at Floor Catcher)
 * (Floor Catcher Screaming)
 * (Floor Catcher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Floor Catcher: You two will pay for this!
 * (Matching Becomes Pucca's Friend)
 * (Pucca Shakes Matching's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Matching Run)
 * Floor Catcher: No one escapes Floor Catcher.
 * Iridia: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Pucca Look at Him)
 * Floor Catcher: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Kylah: Thanks, guys. And Pucca, I owe you everything for stopping Floor Catcher.
 * Floor Catcher: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Pucca: I think we should get back to the other Pucca and his Friends.
 * Pyra: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Downtempora (Angrily): The Antistone's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Floor Catcher: Uh, no! Downtempora, it's not what it seems. It was a Pucca and Pucca and his Friends who knocked away the bagantulas.
 * Downtempora (Angrily): Pucca and his Friends knocked my bagantulas away?
 * Floor Catcher: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Matching saved them.
 * Downtempora: So, Pucca and his Friends have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Floor Catcher: It is?
 * Downtempora: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Sourex. Then he will do more damage to Pucca and his Friends that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

Pucca and his Friends Team Up:

 * (Downtempora's Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Tiana: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Selina: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Bertha: What do we do?
 * Amelia: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Pucca: No! Everyone, listen. Downtempora's just trying to kidnap you.
 * Amelia: Well, it's working.
 * Kylah: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Iridia: Pucca, we do know how to defeat Downtempora, don't we?
 * Pucca: Well... not exactly.
 * Sam Johnson (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Pucca: Klein Cadets? What's going on?
 * Oliver Koehler: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what Sam has to say.
 * Miku: Sam, what brings you here?
 * Sam Johnson: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Miku: Helpful how?
 * Sam Johnson: We know how to defeat Downtempora.
 * (Pucca and Miku Look at Each Other)
 * Miku: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Klein Cadets?
 * Oliver Koehler: Go on.
 * Sam Johnson: Uh, well, "The Klein Code says we help--"
 * Oliver Koehler: Sam! I meant tell Miku what we know.
 * Sam Johnson: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Miku: No offense, Oliver, but it is difficult for me to believe that Sam has changed sides.
 * Kylah: Miku, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Pucca to. If Sam's information is useful, we should use it to beat Downtempora. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (Sam Gulps)
 * Pucca: Kylah's right, Miku. If the cadets believe Sam, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Miku: Pucca, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, Sam.
 * Sam Johnson: Okay. Well, the Klein code says that only Pucca and his Friends can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Pucca: If we bring Downtempora, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * Sam Johnson: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Peso: Oh, yeah! Just trap Downtempora in the lava.
 * Sam Johnson: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Zeta: Lure her into a trap?
 * Tunip: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Bear Queen: Indeed.
 * Miku: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the bagantulas.
 * Pucca: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Downtempora's army. We have a plan to defeat Downtempora as well.
 * Oliver Koehler: The cadets will help, too, Pucca. Right?
 * Sam Johnson: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Antistone Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Antistone Girls: Yeah!
 * Miku: Very well. Pucca.
 * Pucca: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Miku: Downtempora and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Tiana: I like Pucca and his Friends, Sam.
 * Pyra: Me, too. Miku's so pretty.
 * Sam Johnson: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Oliver Koehler: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * Sam Johnson: You know, I think I could get used to the Klein Code.

Sourex:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Pucca: The door is locked.
 * Penny: How do we unlock the door?
 * Pyra: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * Sam Johnson: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Jessie: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Pyra: What about me?
 * Jessie: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Brenda (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Brenda Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Brenda: Bingo.
 * Pyra: That's one talented tail, Brenda. (Laughs)
 * Brenda: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Pucca: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Matching, and my friends will take the left, you Klein Cadets and Antistone Girls take the right.
 * (Pucca and his Friends and Matching Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Pucca: Talk about soggy.
 * Miku: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Floor Catcher: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Bear Queen: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Floor Catcher: Neither is the giant Sourex.
 * Pucca and his Friends: Sourex?
 * Floor Catcher: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Sourex Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Sourex Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Iridia: We gotta distract Downtempora and Floor Catcher.
 * Sam Johnson: Right. Let's go back and get Pucca and his Friends.
 * (Sourex Laughing)
 * Zeta: This is no time for games, Tunip.
 * Tunip: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Tunip. (She Throws the Ball to Sourex)
 * Sourex: Huh?
 * Tunip: Your turn, Matching.
 * (Matching Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Pucca's Head)
 * Tunip: That's it, Pucca.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Sourex Hits the Ball)
 * Tunip: Nice shot, Sourex.
 * Peso: I hope you're gonna let him win, Tunip. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Tunip: Come on, Pucca. Kick it high.
 * (Pucca Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Sourex to Reach)
 * Tunip: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Miku: It's like an elevator, right, Bear Queen?
 * Bear Queen: Yeah, Miku.
 * (Sourex Catches the Ball)
 * Zeta: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Pucca and his Friends and Matching Found the Antistone Girls and Klein Cadets)
 * Bear Queen: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * Sam Johnson: Yeah. Now let's get to Downtempora.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Floor Catcher Chases Pucca/Floor Catcher's Demise:

 * (Floor Catcher Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Floor Catcher: Get out of here or else!
 * Selina: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Floor Catcher: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Floor Catcher Throws a Potion at Pucca Turning him into a Frog)
 * Miku: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Pucca?
 * (Pucca Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Floor Catcher)
 * Floor Catcher: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Iridia (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Floor Catcher.
 * (Pucca Croaks and Hops Away from Floor Catcher)
 * (Floor Catcher Chases Him)
 * (Miku and Tiana Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Floor Catcher's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Floor Catcher Falls into the Well)
 * (Floor Catcher Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Sourex Swallowed him Hole)
 * Pyra: Now that, Miku, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Amelia: I want Pucca back!
 * (She Turns Pucca Back into a Human)
 * Pucca: Thanks, Amelia.

Final Battle/Downtempora's Death:

 * (Pucca and his Friends and Antistone Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Downtempora Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Downtempora: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Iridia: Hide.
 * (Pucca and his Friends Hide)
 * Downtempora: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Downtempora Transforms into a Magical Being)
 * Downtempora: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Selina and Brenda Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Downtempora Still Hunting)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Peek, Too)
 * (Selina and Brenda Thought up a Plan)
 * Brenda: Selina, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Downtempora's Attention)
 * Daniel: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Oliver Koehler: Affirmative.
 * Sam Johnson: These guys worked!
 * (Pucca and his Friends Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Iridia and Kylah Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Did the Same Thing that Confuses the Magical Being)
 * (Downtempora, Annoyed, Approaches Pucca and his Friends' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Tiana: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Downtempora Even More)
 * (Downtempora Rushed Towards Antistone's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Miku and Bear Queen Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Downtempora to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Matching Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Downtempora as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Tunip Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Downtempora's Attention as She Sees Pucca and his Friends)
 * Tunip: Oh, no.
 * (Downtempora Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rude Pucca and his Friends?
 * (Pucca and his Friends were Downtempora's Mercy)
 * Downtempora: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw Pucca and his Friends were in Trouble)
 * Iridia: NO, STOP!
 * (Downtempora Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Flee for their Lives)
 * Jessie: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (Pucca and his Friends Look Behind and See Downtempora On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Tunip: OH, NO!
 * Pucca: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Downtempora Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Try to Stay Away from Downtempora)
 * Pucca: Come on.
 * (Downtempora was Close Behind them)
 * Downtempora: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Downtempora was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Downtempora Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Downtempora Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Miku: Good golly. It looks like Downtempora is never the same again.
 * Pucca: Yeah.
 * Sam Johnson: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Selina: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Tiana: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Daniel: I'll never understand girls.
 * Ben: Especially Antistone Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Antistone Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Klein Cadets, the Antistone Girls, and Pucca and his Friends Return)
 * Mrs. Antistone: There they are!
 * Colonel Klein: . They're okay!
 * Pucca: Everyone, Downtempora has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Tunip: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Miku: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Downtempora's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Miku Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Klein a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Mrs. A with Colonel K grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Klein Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Antistone)
 * Miku: And Samson's with Selina Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Pyra really does her thing, a dance for two, the Pyra fling. Zeta and my friend Pucca are always in a junky ham.
 * Zeta: Great party, Mrs. A.
 * Pucca: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Antistone: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Zeta: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Antistone: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Zeta: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Pucca: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Run)
 * Miku: Gee, we'd better do like Pucca, and skidoo.
 * (Miku Gives Matching High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Pucca and Zeta Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Peso, Miku, Bear Queen, and Tunip Run Out, Too)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Home on Land)
 * Bear Queen: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Pucca and Zeta Look Back)
 * Antistone Girls: Goodbye.
 * Zeta: Let's give 'em a real Antistone goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Pucca: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Pucca)
 * (Pucca and his Friends Walk Back to Bikini Bottom)
 * (Screen Fades Black)