Taco and Remote in Pranks-a-Lot

"" is a knockoff of "Taco and Remote pranked Teardrop" and "Pranks-a-Lot".

Script

 * [Taco and Remote walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Taco: Well, Remote, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Pillary Ruins. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
 * Remote: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Remote tries to open the can.]
 * Taco: Remote, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Remote: Nice try, Taco, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
 * Taco: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Remote. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Taco walks off screen.]
 * Remote: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
 * [Taco enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Taco: Ah! [Remote enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Remote?
 * Remote: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Remote is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Taco in his aisle. Taco laughs. An old VHS tape named VHSy enters the scene.]
 * VHSy: Good to see you, Taco. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Taco: Great, VHSy. This is my friend Remote. He wants to become a prankster, too.
 * VHSy: [walks up to Remote] Well, pleasure to meet you, Remote. [shakes Remote's hand, but VHSy has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Remote. Remote screams and sucks on his hand. VHSy laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Remote: I don't get it.
 * VHSy: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Taco: You see, Remote, VHSy here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [he and Remote walk to the checkout counter and VHSy is behind it.] Okay, VHSy, let's see what you've got.
 * VHSy: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Remote chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Remote: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Taco: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * VHSy: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Taco: What else have you got?
 * [VHSy holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * VHSy: A whoopee cushion.
 * Taco: Nah.
 * [VHSy holds up fake vomit.]
 * VHSy: Fake vomit.
 * Taco: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * VHSy: Real vomit?
 * Taco: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * VHSy: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Taco: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Remote: But I can see it.
 * Taco: Gee, Remote, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Taco gives VHSy some money.]
 * VHSy: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Taco: Thanks, VHSy. [he and Remote walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Taco and Remote outside.] Here it is, Remote. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Remote: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Taco: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Price Tag, Winner, Onigiri, 9-Ball, Boom Mic, and ITRD.]
 * Price Tag: They're floating in midair!
 * Onigiri: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Remote: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Taco!
 * [Remote gives Taco a thumbs up.]
 * Taco: Well, let's get started.
 * [Remote takes off his shorts.]
 * Remote: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Remote drops his pants on the ground.]
 * Taco: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Remote: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Taco: That it does, Remote, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Remote takes the can of spray while Taco takes off his pants. Remote hugs the can.] Okay, Remote, give me the can.
 * Remote: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Taco: Remote, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Remote: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Taco: Give me that thing.
 * [Taco grabs the can and he and Remote wrestle over it. Taco accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Remote: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Winner: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Winner laugh. The bus drives off. Taco covers his lower half]
 * Taco: Oh my gosh, Remote, help me find our clothes!
 * [Taco pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Remote sprays Taco's right hand and it disappears]
 * Remote: I gotta hand it to you, Taco. You look kinda funny.
 * [Remote laughs and Taco screams.]
 * Taco: Righty, where are you? [Remote laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Remote making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Remote takes the can.]
 * Remote: Yeah. [He sprays Taco's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Taco takes the spray can and sprays Remote's lower half.]
 * Taco: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Taco and Remote, who are now invisible. Remote shakes the can.]
 * Remote: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Taco grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Taco: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Remote. You used the last of it.
 * [Taco throws the can far away.]
 * Remote: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Taco: Oh, forget the pants, Remote. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Taco and Remote walk off somewhere.]
 * Remote: Hey, Taco, do you know what time it is?
 * Taco: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Remote: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind the Price Tag.]
 * Taco: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Price Tag: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Taco: Thank you.
 * Price Tag: Don't mention it.
 * [Price Tag turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Remote: Don't mention what?
 * Price Tag: Uh, who said that?
 * Remote: Me.
 * Price Tag: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Price Tag runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Remote: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Taco: Wait a second, Remote, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Remote: Lay it on me.
 * Taco: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Remote: Yeah.
 * Taco: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Pillary Ruins. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Taco and Remote: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Taco: Let's go scare some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show SparkleHeart's house. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her house. She hears a noise, which is Taco and Remote's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * SparkleHeart: Huh? [the outside of her house is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Remote?
 * [Photos of Remote are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. SparkleHeart turns around and sees Taco and Remote covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
 * Taco and Remote: We're ghosts.
 * [Taco and Remote wail again. SparkleHeart laughs.]
 * SparkleHeart: I knew it was you guys! Alright, the joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [SparkleHeart screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Pillary Ruins island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. Taco and Remote leave SparkleHeart's house, laughing.]
 * Taco: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Taco and Remote laugh.]
 * Remote: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Taco: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * [The scene changes to show Four's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
 * Four: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Remote and possibly Taco eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Remote's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
 * [Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Woody painting and humming to himself at his house. Taco and/or Remote takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]
 * Woody: Huh?
 * [Taco and/or Remote paint(s) a mustache under Woody's nose. The two wail ghostly. Woody crashes through the wall and runs away.]
 * Woody: Ghosts!
 * [The scene changes to show Tape surfing at Goo Lagoon. Taco and Remote surf up to Tape, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]
 * Taco and Remote: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!
 * Tape: Ghosts!
 * [Tape screams while falling off the board.]
 * [Boom Mic appears waving her arms wildly.]
 * Boom Mic: Ghosts!
 * [Stapy appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]
 * Stapy: Ghosts!
 * [Foldy appears, scared with arms on his head.]
 * Foldy: Ghosts!
 * [Avocado appears in a sort of screaming position.]
 * Avocado: Ghosts!
 * [Anchor appears holding a piece of toast.]
 * Anchor: Toast.
 * [Kitchen Sink appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]
 * Kitchen Sink: Ghosts!
 * [Taco and Remote are reading newspapers. Taco laughs.]
 * Taco: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
 * [Remote is holding his newspaper upside down]
 * Remote: Yeah.
 * Taco: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Pillary Ruins-- [An article is shown it reads, "Teardrop Last To Be Haunted! says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Teardrop.
 * [The same article is shown on Remote's paper, but it is upside down.]
 * Remote: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
 * [Taco is "shown"]
 * Taco: We'll see about that!
 * [The scene changes to show Gelatin's Steakhouse at night. Teardrop peers out of the blinds.]
 * Teardrop: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurts. [shows a gold necklace around Teardrop neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Teardrop is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got my secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.
 * [The lights black turn off. Taco and Remote wail ghostly.]
 * Taco and Remote: [As they open the front door] Teardrop!
 * Teardrop: Wha?
 * [Taco and Remote toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Taco: Teardrop, we've come to haunt you.
 * [Teardrop uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Teardrop: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [Taco and Remote moan ghostly. Taco and Remote walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Teardrop hits the ball faster.]
 * Teardrop: I'm warning ya!
 * [Taco and Remote moan. Taco or Remote stops the ball. Taco or Remote then cuts the string.]
 * Teardrop: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Taco and Remote: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Teardrop breaks out of his armor and screams.]
 * Teardrop: I gotta get out of here!
 * [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Taco: You can't escape, Teardrop. We've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of Gelatin's Steakhouse.]
 * Teardrop: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Teardrop tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]
 * Remote: Nice try, Teardrop, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Teardrop dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Taco: Too late, Teardrop, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Teardrop cowers in a corner.]
 * Teardrop: Please, spirits, leave me be.
 * [Remote laughs.]
 * Remote: [while Teardrop is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Taco.
 * Taco: [while Teardrop is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Remote, I've got one more idea. [to Teardrop] You're going to pay, Teardrop.
 * Teardrop: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!
 * Taco: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Teardrop: No!
 * Taco: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Teardrop: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Taco and Remote, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Taco and Remote.
 * Taco: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [Remote looks down and notices that he is visible.]
 * Remote: Uh, Taco. Taco, we're visible again. [Taco looks down, then he and Remote scream and cover their lower halves. Teardrop lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]
 * Teardrop: So you two are the Pillary Ruins ghosts.
 * Taco: We're really sorry, Teardrop. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.
 * [Teardrop puts them down.]
 * Teardrop: Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
 * Taco: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
 * [Teardrop laughs]
 * Teardrop: Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees ya nude.
 * Taco: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
 * Remote: Me too.
 * Teardrop: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
 * Taco: Teardrop, thanks for being such a good sport.
 * Teardrop: [off-screen] Don't mention it.
 * [Taco and Remote walk into the dining area.]
 * Taco: That Teardrop, always looking out for me. What a guy.
 * Remote: Yeah.
 * [A white, round light shines on Taco and Remote. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Winner, Tape, Four, SparkleHeart, Woody, 9-Ball, Kitchen Sink, Battery, VHSy, Leek, Blender, Price Tag, Onigiri, Purple Anchor, Boom Mic, Discy, ITRD, two Foldys, X, and Avocado.]
 * Teardrop: Gelatin's Steakhouse presents... live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Pillary Ruins Ghosts!
 * [Price Tag, Blender, Kitchen Sink, Discy, Stapy, and VHSy are shown cheering. Taco and Remote scream while trying to cover themselves up. Teardrop laughs teasingly. SparkleHeart whistles at them as Four takes a picture. Woody laughs. Taco and Remote keep trying to cover themselves.]
 * Taco: Remote!
 * Remote: Yeah?
 * Taco: [Scene cuts to the outside of Gelatin's Steakhouse] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! [Taco lets out a crying yell as the episode ends. A person wolf whistles in cheers.]

Trivia

 * Teardrop talks in this episode.