Charity and the Haunted Circus/Transcript

Charity and his Friends Were Exciting About the Haunted Circus:

 * (Episode Begins with Charity and his friends Relaxing)
 * Patient: Thanks for inviting me to your house, Charity.
 * Charity: Anytime, Patient. It's always nice to have friends like you come over.
 * Magic: I wonder what kind of adventures we might have today.
 * Charity: Look, kids, a magazine. It says, "The Haunted Circus has come to town, and your sister will be here soon." The Haunted Circus has arrived in town. Excellent!
 * Magic: Awesome!
 * Will: Cool!
 * Silence: Nice!
 * Kind: Boo!
 * Charity: Everyone, you better start preparing.
 * (Scene Fades to Charity's Friends Doing Perform Tricks)
 * Charity: I think this is a good idea. I'm gonna see my new arrivals.
 * Magic: That's great, Charity. We'll come with you.
 * Charity's Friends: Yeah!
 * (Charity's Friends Go with Charity)

Meet Calamity:

 * Charity: You guys are gonna love the Haunted Circus.
 * Maturity: What are we gonna see, Charity?
 * Charity: A lot of Haunted Circus animals, Maturity.
 * Intelligence: There sure are gonna be clowns at the Haunted Circus, eh, Charity?
 * Charity: Right, Intelligence. My sister is coming to the Haunted Circus.
 * Magic: I can't wait to see her, Charity. What about you, Will?
 * Will: You betcha.
 * Silence: If anyone tries to catch us, they'll have to answer to me.
 * Charity: Well, here we are, guys.
 * Vanity: This must be the place.
 * Charity: We want to join in order to make people laugh by becoming a clown.
 * Humility: Yeah. The clowns are funny.
 * Maturity: The best part is that we will make good performers.
 * Will: Right. They'll make us become world's famous.
 * Charity: Let's go in, everyone.
 * (Charity gasped in fear as they stopped running)
 * Patient: Look!
 * (To their horror, they saw Calamity wearing a ghost costume as she began to haunt them)
 * (Calamity Moaning)
 * Patient: GHOST!
 * (Calamity Lifts the Sheet)
 * Calamity: Sorry for scaring you. We would like to present you my new stunt animals. On this tiny little insignificant ball, I will show you a bunch of friends.
 * Magic: Yoo-hoo!
 * Calamity: Huh?
 * Charity: Hey, sis!
 * Calamity: Charity! Good to see you again!
 * (Charity and Calamity Hug)
 * Charity: It's been a long time since we last saw you. How's everything going?
 * Calamity: Pretty good, Charity.
 * Charity: How are you doing, Vanity?
 * Vanity: Quite good, Charity?
 * Charity: Everyone, come here. This is my long lost sister, Calamity. And this is my niece, Vanity.
 * Calamity: Hi!
 * Vanity: Hello!
 * Charity: Calamity, Vanity, these are my friends.
 * Humility: I'm Humility. I'm Charity's friend.
 * Kind: And I'm Kind. I'm Charity's friend.
 * Patient: I'm Patient, and this is Utility.
 * Utility: Hi.
 * Magic: I'm Magic, and this is my brother, Will.
 * Silence: I'm Silence, and these are my friends, Maturity, Will, and Intelligence.
 * (Magic Goes Heart-Eyed): You say such nice things, Silence.
 * Silence: Oh, brother.
 * Faith: I'm Faith, and these are Charity's other friends.
 * Charity's Friends: Hi!
 * Vanity: My friend and I are so happy to see you.
 * Charity: I was balancing on a highwire, and the kids love it.
 * Calamity: That's great, Charity. And just like you, I'm a mom myself.
 * Magic: Awesome!
 * Charity: We would like to see the animals before we act in your show.
 * Calamity: Sure thing, Charity.
 * Kind: Are there any tightrope acts here?
 * Vanity: Silly Kind, of course there are. My mom says that Tightrope walking is a little hard, but you'll get used to it.
 * Kind: Oh, boo.
 * Will: Well, we could definitely try some tricks.
 * Calamity: Sure. Any friends of Charity's are friends of ours.
 * Humility: Awesome!
 * Magic: Yeah!
 * Will: Cool!
 * Maturity: All right!
 * Kind: Boo!
 * (Black Hole and his Henchman are Watching the Haunted Circus Tent Outside)
 * Black Hole: So, Charity and his friends who wanna join the Haunted Circus, do they? We're gonna put on a show they'll never forget.
 * Diversity: We'll slip in on some pranks.
 * Black Hole: Who do we have to go into the tent? There's a chance to catch Charity.
 * Ungainly: We could possibly have a plan.
 * Black Hole: Excellent, Ungainly. We should go and check it out.
 * (Black Hole and his Henchmen Go in the Tent)

Charity and his Friends Watching the Animals:

 * (Charity and his Friends Go Inside the Circus)
 * Charity: Excellent.
 * Humility: Awesome.
 * Kind: Boo.
 * Magic: Look at all these animals.
 * Calamity (Off-Screen): Yes, isn't it? I keep the animals tamed so will try and get my circus act ready. (On-Screen) Feel free to look at the animals, okay?
 * Will: Oh, boy! Come on, Utility, this way.
 * Patient: Look at these amazing penguins, Society.
 * Society: I know. They're amazing.
 * Magic: Hey, Intelligence, check out these lions in the cage.
 * Intelligence: Magic, don't go to close too them. They could--
 * (Lion Snaps its Jaws at Magic, and Magic Jumps in Intelligence's Arms)
 * Intelligence: Pounce.
 * Magic: Phew. That was a close one.
 * Charity: Hey, you guys. We should start becoming scary clowns ourselves.
 * Humility: She's right. We'll put on the most spectacular circus this show's ever seen.
 * Magic: Awesome! We'll talk to Calamity, and see if it's okay with her.
 * (Scene Slides to Magic and Calamity)
 * Calamity: Why, of course it is, Magic. My sister deserves nothing but the best. And I have a pyramid you can make.
 * Magic: Okay, awesome. This will definitely be a piece of cake.
 * Will: We're ready to wear new clothing, Charity.
 * Silence: And start the show.
 * Charity: Excellent.