Trina's House of Villains/Transcript

Trick or Treating with Verona and Trina's Friends:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Disney, Warner Bros. Pictures, and Nelvana Limited present)
 * (Trina's House of Villains)
 * (The House of Crossovers Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Samantha Falls)
 * Samantha Dog: Huh?
 * (Commander Zurg Comes to the Door, and Gives Samantha a Present)
 * Commander Zurg: Happy Halloween.
 * (Team Rocket Walks By)
 * Sadie Skunk: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Penelope Polar Bear: You scare everybody? Sadie, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Toborr Cat: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Sadie Skunk: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Robert Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Robert Rat: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Trina Mouse: Aw, relax, Robert. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Queen Beryl: Ah, Halloween at the House of Crossovers. All treats and no tricks. If this were my house, I'd run things differently.
 * Queen Narissa: Add a splash of evil?
 * Cyrano: Pillage and plunder?
 * Zoidberg: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Commander Zurg: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Trina Mouse, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Katrina Moans): It's a Trina Party Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Trina Mouse!
 * (Trina Transforms from a Bat to a Mouse)
 * Trina Mouse: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Awesome! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown. Why, Gargamel through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his house.
 * (Gargamel Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Trina Mouse: Why, I even saw Ruber. He was even scheming a sword fight.
 * Ruber: Love that.
 * Trina Mouse: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Elephant Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Ea Laughing)
 * Trina Mouse: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Hayley Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Hayley Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Hayley: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Hayley Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Hayley Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Octavia is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Nichole is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Oliver is Dressed as a Vampira)
 * (Octavia Rings the Doorbell)
 * Verona: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Verona Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Verona: Hello, kids.
 * Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver: Trick-or-treat.
 * Verona: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Oliver: Thank you, Verona.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Hayley's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Hayley: Whoa, Red, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Verona Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Verona Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver)
 * (Verona Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Hayley: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Nichole, Oliver, and Octavia Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Holly: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Red, down, please.
 * Octavia: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Hayley: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Verona: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Hayley Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Hayley: My name, ma'am, is Hayley. Witch Hayley, that is.
 * Verona: Oh, yeah?
 * (Verona Grabs Hayley's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Hayley's Head)
 * (Verona Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Hayley: That feisty goanna is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Hayley: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Octavia: Here you are, Hayley.
 * Witch Hayley: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Holly Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver Look Up)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * Witch Hayley: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Hayley Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Hayley (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Hayley Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Nichole: Awesome!
 * (Red Scoops Octavia, Nichole, and Oliver Up with Hayley)
 * Nichole: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Verona was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * Verona: What on Earth is that?
 * (Verona Looks Outside)
 * Oliver: Giddyup, Red! Whoopee!
 * Verona: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Verona: This is too--
 * (Verona Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Hayley: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Verona (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Hayley: Kids, this girl's a pushover.
 * Verona (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (She Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Hayley: Uh--
 * Verona: The key.
 * (Verona Swallows the Key, and Hayley Hears it Clunk)
 * (Verona Laughs)
 * Witch Hayley: Mm-hmm. I've just been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Red Scoops Verona Up)
 * Witch Hayley: Hocus pocus magic shower, put her feet within my power.
 * (Verona's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Verona: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Hayley: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Verona's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Hayley: Yippee! Look at her dance!
 * (Witch Hayley Uses Red as a Banjo)
 * Witch Hayley: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Verona Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Hayley: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Verona Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Hayley: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Verona Gets the Key Out of her Mouth, but Grabs it with her Teeth)
 * Witch Hayley: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Verona's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Verona Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Hayley: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Verona's Butt)
 * Verona: Ouch!
 * (Verona Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Hayley: Nothing to it.
 * Verona: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Verona Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Verona Laughing)
 * Witch Hayley: Now, you've made old Hayley mad! I'll cast a spell as triple fur. Smash that door down, feet, with her.
 * Verona: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Verona Bangs her Head 4 Times)
 * (Verona Moaning)
 * Witch Hayley: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Verona is Far Away)
 * Witch Hayley: Get ready, kids. Here she comes.
 * (Verona Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Octavia, Nichole, and Oliver Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Nichole: Hooray for Verona!
 * Verona: I won't do it.
 * (Red Hits Verona on the Head, Knocking Her Out)
 * Witch Hayley: Come, Red, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Octavia: Goodbye, Hayley.
 * Oliver: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!