Scaredy Fever (UK)

is a derivative of Scaredy Pants.

Script:

 * French Narrator: Halloween is no different. Portraits, skeletons, and scary lights. [laughs evilly] Ohh, sorry. Everyone is having fun. Well, almost everyone. [Cesar is washing the dishes in Optji's Diner kitchen. The door creaks open, and Cesar jumps in surprise]
 * Cesar: Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as Cesar goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and three pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. Cesar speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes]
 * Cesar: Okay, Pepper Demon, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out, but Pepper Demon stops him in his tracks]
 * Pepper Demon: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
 * Cesar: No thank you, Pepper Demon. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
 * Pepper Demon: Aye, the worst monster of them all.
 * Cesar: Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
 * Pepper Demon: True as the deep blue.
 * Cesar: Okay, maybe just a little.
 * Pepper Demon: Have a seat, me boy. [runs while saying "hot, hot, hot when carrying the campfire" sits on a log. Pepper Demon puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, Hallow descends on FeverTown, in a portrait ship, just like this. [holds up a patty] Only bigger!
 * Cesar: Excuse me, did his ship look like a patty?
 * Pepper Demon: Like I was saying, Hallow swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle]
 * Cesar: Do souls look like pickles?
 * Pepper Demon: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Optji's Diner" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. Pepper Demon laughs evilly as Taki appears behind Cesar in a portrait]
 * Taki: I've come for your pickle. [Cesar jumps up screaming]
 * Pepper Demon: Ah, Scaredy Fever gets easier to scare every year! [Taki takes his costume off as Cesar, in a barrel, sees the portrait was Taki]
 * Cesar: Humph, Taki!
 * Pepper Demon: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to my party tonight, Cesar ScaredyFever! [laughs while walking out]
 * Taki: [walks up behind Cesar] Steal your soul. [Cesar jumps out of Optji's Diner screaming and begins to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]
 * Kid: Twick-or-tweet! [Cesar screams and runs away. The kid’s parents walk up next to their son]
 * Mother: It's okay, son. That's just Cesar ScaredyFever. [Cesar is walking home until Peakek drives up and honks the horn, sending Cesar screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light]
 * Peakek: Happy Halloween, ScaredyFever. [drives off laughing]
 * Cesar: The name's Fever. It's Fever! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. Cesar and Wee are inside of it] I don't get it, Wee. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
 * Wee: Meow.
 * Cesar: [carves his pumpkin from the inside] Well, I'm sick of it. [Cesar comes out] No more ScaredyFever! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet]
 * Tea: Cesar!
 * Cesar: Wee, it's Tea! I'm going to scare him! It's my turn. [opens the door and tries to scare Tea] Rawr! [Tea has some funny glasses on]
 * Tea: Hiya, Cesar! [Cesar screams. Tea takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
 * Cesar: Why can't I be frightening for once? Where's my chance?
 * Tea: Well, if you want to be scary, you need a good costume. [later, Cesar walks out of his closet with a big, white sheet on]
 * Cesar: What do you think?
 * Tea: Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag!
 * Cesar: No, no! I'm the ghost of Hallow!
 * Tea: Uhh... something's missing. I know! [Tea runs inside Cesar's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Tea. Tea comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans. [Cesar steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
 * Cesar: I don't know, Tea. [doorbell rings]
 * Tea: Come on, Cesar. They're little kids! Little kids are easy to scare! [door opens]
 * Kids: Trick-or-treat!
 * Cesar: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Tea] Rawr-rawr! [kids laugh]
 * Kid #1: Look, it's the haunted mattress!
 * Cesar: Okay, okay, here's your candy.
 * Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. [kids walk away laughing]
 * Cesar: I don't get it, Tea.
 * Tea: Cesar, look at my new paper ghost! [Tea holds scissors in his right hand a has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary.
 * Cesar: That is it, Tea!
 * Tea: What's it?
 * Cesar: What's the difference between that ghost and me? [Tea concentrates]
 * Tea: No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Okay, tell me.
 * Cesar: I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary! [Cesar is now sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Tea has goggles on]
 * Tea: Okay, are you ready?
 * Cesar: [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this. [Cesar is a round ghost] What do you think?
 * Tea: Perfect. Now that's scary! [Tea puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [Cesar runs down a street trying to scare people]
 * Cesar: Oooh... I'm Hallow!
 * Tea: Oooh... I don't know who I am! [man opens door]
 * Cesar: Rawr! Rawr! I'm Hallow!
 * Tea: Oooh, I'm Hallow's best friend! [both run off laughing]
 * Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head]
 * Tea: Oh, boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.
 * Cesar: Do you think?
 * Tea: Oh, no question! You scared the barnacles off that guy!
 * Cesar: Who should we scare next?
 * Tea: There's a whole party just full of people down at Optji's Diner and Hallow is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [Cesar jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
 * Cesar: Rawr! Rawr! I'm Hallow! [Cesar & Tea run off laughing again]
 * Kid #2: Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress?
 * Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag! [kids laugh.]
 * [Later, Pepper Demon is bobbing for apples with his daughter Hunni, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Pepper Demon successfully bobs an apple, but accidentally swallows it. Pepper Demon chokes on an apple]
 * Hunni: Oh, dad, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Pepper Demon spits out the apple which shoots past Taki and Yukichi, breaking a window off-screen in the process]
 * Yukichi: Howdy, Taki, I mean, Hallow. Great party, huh?
 * Taki: What are you supposed to be?
 * Yukichi: Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl!
 * Taki: I don't get it. [Cesar and Tea are on the roof of Optji's Diner. Cesar is tied up with some rope which Tea will lower him in with. Cesar opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
 * Tea: Are you ready, Cesar? [thumbs up from Cesar]
 * Cesar: Okay, Tea, kill the lights!
 * [lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. Cesar is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Tea begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone. Pepper Demon even hides in the apple barrel]
 * Tea: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am Hallow! Booga, booga, booga, booga! Give me your souls! [a jellyfish comes up behind Tea and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Tea stands there a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles] Ow! Ow!
 * Cesar: Whoa! [flails around in and around, then dangles upside down, revealing his pants]
 * Kid #3: [notices Cesar's pants] Hey, that's no Hallow, that's Cesar!
 * Yukichi: Cesar?
 * Taki: Cesar. [everyone laughs]
 * Cesar: [still dangling] Help! Help!
 * Tea: [using megaphone] I am not Cesar. Those are my street clothes! [thunder appears and the front doors are open]
 * Hallow: Enough! [everyone gasps as green smoke comes into Optji's Diner. A green figure appears, it turns out to be Hallow. He does an evil laugh making everyone scream in terror.]
 * Pepper Demon: It's the real Hallow! [he faints]
 * Hallow: You bet your white lily livers I'm Hallow. And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your souls. [everyone screams] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dress up like me. [Taki takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning Hallow name in a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at Cesar, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Hallow costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
 * Cesar: Do you mean I'm not scary?
 * Hallow: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding Cesar, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy]
 * Yukichi: Cesar!
 * Hallow: First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes Cesar's ghost costume...then stares at Cesar in horror. Hallow flies out of Optji's Diner screaming. Cesar is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body]
 * Cesar: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs. Everyone else, except Tea and himself, runs out screaming] It worked, Tea. I scared everybody!
 * Tea: Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
 * Cesar: Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain.
 * Tea: Ohh... [he runs away screaming. fade to black]
 * Cesar: [off-screen] Don't worry, it grows back!