The Ghost Mansion of Bikini Bottom

The Ghost Mansion of Bikini Bottom is a derivative of The Ghost Mansion of Virtue-Land.

Characters:

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Mr. Krabs

Patrick Dresses as a Bedsheet Ghost:

 * Patrick: I have come up with an excellent plan. Let's get crackin'.
 * (She Cuts the Holes in the Bedsheet)
 * (She Puts the Bedsheet Over her Head)
 * (She Then Disguises Herself as a Ghost)
 * (Squidward Looks Around the Room)
 * Squidward: Who-- Who's there?
 * (Patrick Lets Out a Loud Moan)
 * Squidward: It's the Ghost!
 * (Patrick Chases Squidward)
 * (Squidward is Scared to her Wits)

Squidward Talks to SpongeBob:

 * (Squidward Runs to SpongeBob Panicking)
 * (SpongeBob Coughing)
 * Squidward: Oh, it was awful, Mr. SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: What, pray tell, Squidward?
 * Squidward: Cow! Uh, don't tell me. Uh, oh, yeah! A ghost!
 * SpongeBob: A what?
 * Squidward: A ghost! I saw her, out at the room, invisible than anything! Floating sheets, eerie eyes, hollow terrible ghostly voice!
 * SpongeBob: Floating sheets?
 * Squidward: And was she scary! (Whistles) Said she was a friend of Mr. Krabs's or something.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs?
 * Squidward: Oh, yeah, she said she was coming to town.
 * SpongeBob: Nice try, but I'm not scared.
 * (SpongeBob Runs Away as Mr. Krabs enters)
 * Mr. Krabs: But what about that ghost?
 * Squidward: &quot;What about that ghost?&quot; Oh, don't be ridiculous. Come along, we have a show to put on.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait up, me boy. Floating sheets. I don't think I can stand seeing something like that.

Patrick Scares Squidward and Mr. Krabs:

 * Mr. Krabs: I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see her.
 * Squidward: Mr. Krabs, what is the matter with you?
 * Mr. Krabs: Nothing, me boy, nothing.
 * (Moaning Sound)
 * Mr. Krabs: Did you hear that?
 * (Ghost Shows Up)
 * Squidward: Ghost!
 * Mr. Krabs: Run!
 * (Squidward and Mr. Krabs Run from the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost Follows Them)
 * (Squidward and Mr. Krabs Hide)
 * (The Ghost Scares Squidward and Mr. Krabs)
 * (Squidward and Mr. Krabs Scream in Terror)
 * Squidward: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (Patrick Slips and Falls)
 * (Patrick was the Ghost)

Trivia:

 * Zora doesn't appear in this episode.