Charity's Very Haunted Adventures/Transcript

Tricked for Treats:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Jacknjellify presents)
 * (Charity's Very Haunted Adventures)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Manatsu Natsuumi Falls)
 * Manatsu Natsuumi: Huh?
 * (Black Hole Comes to the Door, and Gives Manatsu Natsuumi a Present)
 * Black Hole: Happy Halloween.
 * (Clairte and his Gang Float By)
 * Temper: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Diligence: You scare everybody? Temper, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Kind: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Temper: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Patient Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Patient: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Charity: Aw, relax, Patient. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Danny Deep: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Talia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Monika: Pillage and plunder?
 * Sam Sharp: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Black Hole: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Charity, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Perch Perkins Moans): It's a BFB: 7 Virtues Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Charity!
 * (Charity Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Charity: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Natsuki through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Natsuki Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Charity: Why, I even saw Draculaura. He was even running a monster race.
 * Draculaura: Love that.
 * Charity: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Mixopolis Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Camillot Laughing)
 * Charity: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Hina Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Hina Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Hina Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Hina: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Hina Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Hina (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Goldie, Tree, and Liy Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Hina Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Goldie is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Tree is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Liy is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Goldie Rings the Doorbell)
 * Pie: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Pie Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Pie: Hello, kids.
 * Goldie, Tree, and Liy: Trick-or-treat.
 * Pie: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Goldie: Thank you, Pie.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Hina's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Hina: Whoa, Pillow, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Pie Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Pie Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Goldie, Tree, and Liy)
 * (Pie Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Hina: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Goldie, Tree, and Liy Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Hina: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Pillow, down, please.
 * Tree: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Hina: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Pie: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Hina Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Hina: My name, sir, is Hina. Witch Hina, that is.
 * Pie: Oh, yeah?
 * (Pie Grabs Hina's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Hina's Head)
 * (Pie Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Hina: That cranky gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Hina: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Tree: Here you are, Hina.
 * Witch Hina: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Hina Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Goldie, Tree, and Liy Look Up)
 * (Witch Hina Cackling)
 * Witch Hina: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Hina Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Hina (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Hina Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Liy: Awesome!
 * (Pillow Scoops Goldie, Tree, and Liy Up with Hina)
 * Liy: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Pie was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Hina Cackling)
 * Pie: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Pie Looks Outside)
 * Goldie: Giddyup, Pillow! Whoopee!
 * Pie: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Pie: This is too--
 * (Pie Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Hina: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Pie (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Hina: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Pie (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Hina: Uh--
 * Pie: The key.
 * (Pie Swallows the Key, and Hina Hears it Clunk)
 * (Pie Laughs)
 * Witch Hina: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Pillow Scoops Pie Up)
 * Witch Hina: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Pie's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Pie: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Hina: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Hina (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Pie's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Hina: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Hina Uses Pillow as a Banjo)
 * Witch Hina: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Pie Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Hina: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Pie Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Hina: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Pie Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Hina: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Pie's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Pie Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Hina: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Pie's Tail)
 * Pie: Ouch!
 * (Pie Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Hina: Nothing to it.
 * Pie: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Pie Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Pie Laughing)
 * Witch Hina: Now, you've made old Hina mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Pie: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Pie Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Pie Moaning)
 * Witch Hina: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Pie is Far Away)
 * Witch Hina: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Pie Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Goldie, Tree, and Liy Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Hina (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Liy: Hooray for Pie!
 * Pie: I won't do it.
 * (Pillow Hits Pie on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Hina: Come, Pillow, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Tree: Goodbye, Hina.
 * Goldie: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Charity's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Temper: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (Announcer Walks By)
 * Temper: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (Announcer Roars at Temper)
 * (Temper's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Charity: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Charity's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Charity trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Charity was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Charity: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Charity: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Charity: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Charity was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Charity Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and Patient marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Laura La Mer: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Laura La Mer: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Charity: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Laura and Charity)
 * Laura La Mer: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Charity (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Laura La Mer: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Charity: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Laura La Mer: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Charity: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Laura La Mer: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Charity: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Laura La Mer: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Charity: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Charity with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Charity: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Charity settled back in her modern regretter with buttons galore.
 * Charity: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Charity with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Charity: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Charity: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Charity was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Charity: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Charity knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Charity: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Queen Beryl Tries to Tuck Charity Back in, but Charity Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Charity scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Charity: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Charity Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Charity: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Charity Punches Queen Beryl and Runs Away)
 * (Queen Beryl Fixes his Head)
 * (Charity is Now in her Clothes)
 * Charity: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Charity readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Queen Beryl Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Charity Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Charity tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Charity to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Charity was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Charity picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Charity spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up Patient, and then she did say:
 * Charity: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Charity: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Charity and Patient with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Charity with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Charity: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Charity to Patient with a rye little smile.
 * (Charity is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Charity snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Charity didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

Amity and Yummy Plan To Haunt the House:

 * (Queen Beryl Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Temper Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Temper Laughs Nervously)
 * Temper: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Charity: Temper might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Amity and Yummy Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Amity and Yummy Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Amity and Yummy Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Amity and Yummy Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Yummy: Ghost?!?
 * (Yummy Jumps in Amity's Arms)
 * Yummy: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Amity: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Amity: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Yummy: Right, Amity. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Yummy Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Amity: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Yummy: Perfect, girl!
 * Amity and Yummy: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Amity and Yummy Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Amity and Yummy: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Charity, Taki, and Temper)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a cute boy virtue, and leader of Virtue-Land.
 * Charity: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a nun who moves and shakes.
 * Taki: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous gothic girl who's adventurous.
 * Temper: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Yummy Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Temper: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Amity Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Amity: Here goes nothing.
 * (Amity Opens the Door)
 * (Temper Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Temper: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Temper Walks Inside)
 * Amity: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Temper Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Amity and Yummy Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Amity and Yummy Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Yummy: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Temper is Taking a Bath)
 * (Amity Turns Off the Light)
 * (Temper Claps the Lights on)
 * (Yummy Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Temper Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Amity Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Temper Has a Headlight)
 * (Yummy Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Temper Has a Candle)
 * (Yummy Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Temper Lights a Match)
 * (Yummy Puts Out the Match)
 * (Temper Has a Glowstick)
 * (Amity Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Amity: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Amity Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Temper is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Temper: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Amity and Yummy Moan, but Temper Doesn't Respond)
 * (Amity Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Yummy Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Amity Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Yummy Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Amity Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Yummy Mows the Lawn)
 * (Amity Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Yummy Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Yummy: I just don't understand it.
 * Amity: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Temper Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Amity: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Yummy: Temper, wake up.
 * (Yummy Taps on Temper's Head)
 * (Temper Yawns and Looks at Amity and Yummy)
 * (Temper Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Temper Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Yummy)
 * Yummy: But, Temper--
 * Temper: No! Get away!
 * (Temper Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Temper Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Amity: Sorry, Temper. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Yummy: And now, you are, too.
 * Temper: Why, I oughta--
 * Yummy: Now, take it easy, Temper. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Temper Chases Amity and Yummy Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Temper, Amity, and Yummy Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

Lonesome Virtues:

 * (Booger and Camillot Applaud for Amity and Yummy)
 * Charity: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Clairte and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Icy Yawns)
 * Icy: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Picy: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blicy: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Clairte: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sune: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Clairte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blicy: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Picy: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Icy: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Clairte and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Icy Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew)
 * Jennah: The telephone!
 * Cheyene: The telephone!
 * Drew: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Jennah: Hello?
 * Drew: Hello?
 * Jennah: Hello?
 * Drew: Hello?
 * Jennah (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Drew (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sune: Do you chase ghosts?
 * Drew: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Jennah Grabs the Phone from Drew)
 * Jennah: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sune: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Clairte, Picy, Icy, and Blicy Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sune)
 * Sune: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Jennah: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Jennah Hangs the Phone)
 * Jennah: Awesome! A customer!
 * Cheyene: A customer!
 * Drew: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blicy)
 * Blicy: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Clairte and his Gang Appear)
 * Clairte: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew March Up)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Jennah Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Jennah Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Jennah: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Cheyene Looks at Drew and Screams)
 * Cheyene: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Jennah: Shh!
 * (Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on Drew's Nose)
 * Drew: Ouch!
 * (Drew Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Jennah: Ghosts.
 * Cheyene: Ghosts.
 * Drew: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Jennah: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Jennah Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blicy Knocks on Jennah's Head)
 * (Jennah Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blicy)
 * (Blicy Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blicy Laughing)
 * (Jennah is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blicy Closes the Door)
 * (Jennah Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Jennah Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Clairte and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Jennah Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Jennah is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Jennah is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Cheyene)
 * (Picy Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Cheyene, and Cheyene Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Picy Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Cheyene is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Cheyene Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Cheyene Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Picy Whacks Cheyene on the Butt, Causing Cheyene to Scream in Pain)
 * Cheyene: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Picy Looks at Cheyene's Butt)
 * Cheyene: Oh, no.
 * (Picy Whacks Him Again)
 * Cheyene: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Picy Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Cheyene: How dare you?
 * (Cheyene Punches Picy)
 * Cheyene: I got him! Cool!
 * (Picy Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Cheyene Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Cheyene: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Picy Spits Water in Cheyene's Face)
 * (Cheyene Blubbers)
 * (Picy Leaves and Cheyene is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Cheyene: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Cheyene Gets All Wet)
 * Cheyene: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to Drew)
 * Drew: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Icy Bangs the Pot, Scaring Drew)
 * (Drew Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Icy Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (Drew Runs Away in Fear)
 * (Drew Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Icy Comes Down and Kicks Drew in the Butt)
 * (Drew Chases Icy to the Drawer)
 * (Drew Looks for Icy, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Icy Rings the Cowbell at Drew, and Drew Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does Drew See in the Mirror, Icy)
 * (Drew Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (Drew Fixes his Shirt, While Icy Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (Drew Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Icy Does the Same Drew Does)
 * Drew: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (Drew Climbs on the Drawer, and Icy Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (Drew and Icy Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (Drew Stops and Icy Keeps Going)
 * Drew: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Icy Pokes Drew in the Eyes)
 * (Icy Laughs)
 * (Drew Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (Drew Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (Drew Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * Drew: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Jennah! Cheyene! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Clairte and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Jennah and Cheyene See Drew Come Down)
 * (Jennah and Cheyene Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (Drew Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sune: Look!
 * Icy: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Jennah, Cheyene, and Drew Look Like Ghosts)
 * Clairte: Ghosts!
 * Picy: Ghosts!
 * Blicy: Ghosts!
 * Icy: Ghosts!
 * (Clairte and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Cheyene: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Humanitys:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Applaud)
 * Charity: So, Kind, havin' a spooky time?
 * Kind: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Humanity dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Charity: Fright!
 * (Charity and Kind Laugh)
 * Patient: Hit it, C.C.!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Humanity Shows Up)
 * (The Humanity Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Humanity Fairies)
 * (The Humanity Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Humanity was Sleeping)
 * (Humanity Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Humanity to Arrive)
 * (Humanity Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Humanity Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Humanity Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Humanity Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named Sayori)
 * (Sayori Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (Sayori Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (Sayori Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Humanity Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (Sayori is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Humanity)
 * (Humanity Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Humanity Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (Sayori Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (Sayori Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Humanity Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and Sayori Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Humanity Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (Sayori Swats the Empress)
 * (Humanity Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Humanity Pulls her Out, and Sayori Follows Them)
 * (Humanity and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (Sayori Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Humanity Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by Sayori)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (Sayori Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Humanity and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (Sayori Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (Sayori Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Humanity)
 * (Humanity Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to Sayori)
 * (Sayori Fights Humanity, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (Sayori Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Humanity Traps Him Inside)
 * (Humanity Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Humanity Proudly)
 * (Humanity Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Humanity Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Humanity a Thumb Up)
 * (Humanity Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Humanity Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Temper and the Gargoyle:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Black Hole, Talia, Monika, and Sam)
 * Sam Sharp: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Black Hole: Patience, Sam. Midnight nears.
 * Charity: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous alligator has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Scream)
 * (Temper Laughs at Them)
 * (Temper Sees Some Gargoyle Like Hands)
 * (Temper Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Tree (Off-Screen): Temper!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Liy (Off-Screen): Where's Temper?
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Temper, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Tree Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Temper Laughing)
 * Tree: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Angrily March Up to Temper with their Gargoyle Ghoul Costume)
 * (Temper Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * Temper: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Temper Yawns, as an Alligator Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Temper: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Temper Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Alligator)
 * (Temper Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Temper)
 * (The Real Gargoyle Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Run Away in Fear)
 * (Temper Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Temper: Why, I oughta--
 * (Temper Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Run Away in Fear)
 * Temper: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Alligator Walks By)
 * (Temper Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gargoyle)
 * (Temper Looks in the Gargoyle's Mouth)
 * Temper: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Grabs Temper by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Temper Looks in the Eye of the Gargoyle)
 * (The Gargoyle's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Temper Now Knows it's a Real Gargoyle)
 * (Temper Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Temper, Tree, Liy, and Remote Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Liy Pours Wax on Temper's Butt)
 * (Temper Screams in Pain)
 * (Liy Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Temper's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Temper Hits Liy)
 * (Temper Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Liy, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Temper's Butt)
 * (Temper Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Temper Jumps Down)
 * (Temper's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Temper: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Temper Kicks Remote, Causing Remote to Scream)
 * Temper: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Temper Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Temper Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Temper Searching for the Gargoyle Ghoul)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Temper is Scooped Up by the Gargoyle Ghoul)
 * (Temper Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Temper Then Runs to the Door, but the Gargoyle Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Opens the Door, but Temper Holds onto it)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Looks for Temper, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Temper was Slammed to the Door, and the Gargoyle Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Temper Screams)
 * (Temper Runs Away, but the Gargoyle Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Temper Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gargoyle Ghoul)
 * (Temper Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gargoyle Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Temper Gasps)
 * (Temper Keeps Running Away from the Gargoyle Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Temper Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gargoyle)
 * (Temper Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gargoyle's Face)
 * (Temper Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Temper Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Temper)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Temper's Butt, but Temper's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gargoyle Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Tree, Liy, and Remote Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Temper: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Tree Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gargoyle Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Temper: Amen.
 * (Temper Sees the Gargoyle Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Temper Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Temper Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gargoyle Ghoul and Temper Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (Blip, Scrud, and Camillot Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Black Hole (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Talia Grabs Patient, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Black Hole: and I've got a trick for Charity. Sorry, Patient, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Black Hole Gives Monika the Signal)
 * (Monika Gives Danny Deep the Signal)
 * (Danny Deep Has the Switch Ready)
 * Charity: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Danny Deep: Lights out.
 * (Danny Deep Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * Charity: Huh?
 * Black Hole: Right you are, Charity. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Monika Grabs Charity's Cape)
 * Black Hole: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Danny Deep: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Talia: "Hanging out,"
 * Monika: "Feeling fine,"
 * Draculaura: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Danny Deep: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Monika: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Black Hole, Monika, Danny Deep, and Draculaura: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Talia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Talia Laughing)
 * Black Hole, Talia, Monika, Danny Deep, and Draculaura: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Unity, Purity, and Chastity: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Homura and Mami: "Shut the windows!"
 * Booger and Zabo: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Magic and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Yuri: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Natsuki: Love your work.
 * Jamzy: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Black Hole, Monika, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Jamzy: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Natsuki Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Magic's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Draculaura: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Frankie Stein: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Danny Deep: Get those kiddies!
 * Monika: Game over, Charity!
 * Talia: Hit the road, Patty!
 * Black Hole: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (Charity and Patient Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (Charity and Patient Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Magic's Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Black Hole: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * Charity: All right, Black Hole, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Black Hole: Ahem.
 * (Charity Winks at the Audience)
 * (Talia, Draculaura, and Natsuki Show Up)
 * (Natsuki Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Charity, Temper, and Kind Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Black Hole: Nice try, Charity, but you, and Kind, and especially that Temper boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (Patient Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Ella and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Patient Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at The Fairytale Friends)
 * (Patient Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Ella and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Charity Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Charity Gives Ella and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Charity Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Goldie Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Goldie Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Goldie's Costume)
 * (Charity Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (Kind Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * Kind: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (Kind Gives Ella, Nosy, and Goldie an Egg)
 * Nosy: Oh, Kind, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Goldie: It's for candy.
 * Kind: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to The Fairytale Friends Walking)
 * Nosy: There's one last house.
 * Ella (Off-Screen): Yep. Magic's place.
 * (The Fairytale Friends Arrive)
 * Ella, Nosy, and Goldie: Trick or treat!
 * (Ella Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Ella: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares The Fairytale Friends)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Ella: We lost him.
 * (Nosy Pants): Hey, what about Magic and his crew?
 * Goldie: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Magic Himself)
 * (Magic Laughing)
 * Magic: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * SpongeBob: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Fairytale Friends Creep Back to the House)
 * (Magic Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Magic Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Magic Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats The Fairytale Friends' Candy)
 * Ella: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Fairytale Friends Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Magic and his Crew Full)
 * (Ella and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Ella and his Brothers Scare Magic from the Shadows)
 * (Magic Screams)
 * (Nosy Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Magic Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Magic: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Patrick: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Magic: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Magic Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Magic: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Fairytale Friends have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Magic: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Magic: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Magic Runs Away, Revealing The Fairytale Friends)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Fairytale Friends Laugh)
 * (Magic Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Kind: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Magic: Wait! It's me!
 * (Kind Throws Eggs at Magic)
 * (Magic Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Charity Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Charity: Boo!
 * Magic: Wait! It's me!
 * (Magic Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Magic Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (Patient was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Magic Comes Out)
 * (Patient, Charity, and Kind Appear)
 * Kind: Get him!
 * (Magic Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Magic: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Magic's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Magic Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Magic: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Ella and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Magic (Off-Screen): Ella, Nosy, and Goldie?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Magic Looks Scared)
 * Nosy: Magic--
 * Goldie: You scared us--
 * Ella: --to death!
 * (Magic Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Magic Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Show Up)
 * (Magic Screams)
 * (Ella Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Magic Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Follow Magic)
 * (Magic Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Moan)
 * (Magic Screams)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Moan)
 * (Magic Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Fairytale Friends Look at Magic)
 * (Magic Shivers)
 * Ella: Hope you liked our candy, Magic.
 * Goldie: This shall be your last.
 * Magic: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Nosy: All of it?
 * Magic: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Fairytale Friends Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Magic in a Costume)
 * Magic: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Fairytale Friends, Magic, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was Kind in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * Kind: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Charity and Patient for Candy:

 * (Natsuki and Yuri Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * Kind: Now, what do we do?
 * Patient: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Black Hole.
 * (Patient Marches inside Firmly)
 * Kind: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Charity: Huh. I have.
 * Black Hole: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * Patient (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Black Hole: Huh?
 * Patient: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Storybook Theater, starting right now!
 * (Black Hole Summons Monika)
 * Patient: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Monika Comes By, and Grabs Patient by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * Patient: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Black Hole: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Charity and Patient will find a real scream.
 * (Patient Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Black Hole: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Charity and Patient Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Charity Sets a Leaf for Patient to Walk on, but Patient Jumps Over)
 * (Charity Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (Patient Skips Ahead, with Charity Catching Up)
 * (Charity and Patient Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While Patient Drops the Basket)
 * (Charity and Patient Brushes Themselves)
 * (Charity Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Charity Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Charity and Patient Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Charity Eats the Cookies)
 * (Patient Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Charity Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (Patient Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Charity Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Charity and Patient Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Charity and Patient to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Charity, Patient, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Charity and Patient See a Room)
 * (Patient Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Charity Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Book for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Book Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Charity Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Charity Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Charity Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Charity is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at Patient)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Charity Wakes up Patient)
 * (Charity Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Charity Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (Patient Grabs Charity's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Charity and Patient Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Charity and Patient Run Away in Fear)
 * (Charity and Patient Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (Patient Jumps in Charity's Arms, and Charity Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Charity Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with Patient)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Charity and Patient Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Charity and Patient)
 * (Charity and Patient Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Charity Looks at a Stove)
 * (Charity and Patient Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Charity from Patient)
 * (Patient is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Charity to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Charity Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (Patient Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Charity with her Cane, but Patient Grabs Charity)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Charity and Patient Fall in the Oven)
 * (Charity and Patient and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Charity Catches Patient in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Charity and Patient Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Charity and Patient Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Charity and Patient are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Charity is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Charity Finds Patient in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Charity Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Charity and Patient Run to the Steps)
 * (Charity and Patient Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (Patient Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Charity Pulls Patient Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Charity Closes the Oven, and tells Patient, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Charity and Patient on the Butt)
 * (Charity and Patient Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Charity vs. Black Hole:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Charity is in his Hogwarts Outfit)
 * (Temper and Kind Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Diligence Points to the Stage)
 * (Temper Snaps his Fingers)
 * (Kind Gives Charity a Wand)
 * Patient (Off-Screen): Get her, Charity.
 * (Charity Marches Up to Black Hole without Saying a Word)
 * (Natsuki and Yuri Look Back)
 * (Clairte and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Danny Deep and Draculaura Look Back)
 * (Talia Looks Back)
 * (Monika Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Sam Looks Back)
 * (Black Hole Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Charity Looks at Black Hole Firmly)
 * (Black Hole Looks Shocked)
 * (Charity Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Black Hole Uses her Wand to Zap Charity)
 * (Charity Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Charity Throws it at Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Temper)
 * (Charity Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Charity Throws a Ball at Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Misses, but the Ball Hits Monika's Scarf)
 * (Charity Throws Another Ball at Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Hits the Ball at Charity, but Charity Ducks)
 * (Black Hole and Charity Looks Sweaty)
 * (Charity Throws a Ball at Black Hole)
 * (Black Hole Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Charity's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to Kind)
 * Kind: Charity's wand!
 * Patient: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Diligence Opens the Door)
 * Madeline: Here. Use the book.
 * (Charity is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Black Hole is About to Finish Charity off)
 * (Diligence Throws the Book to Patient)
 * Patient: Charity, catch!
 * (Patient Throws the Book to Charity)
 * Kind (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Monika: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Danny Deep, Monika, Talia, and Draculaura Run Away in Fear)
 * (Charity Opens the Book, and Traps Black Hole Inside)
 * (Black Hole Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (Patient, Temper, and Diligence Cheer)
 * (Tinker Bell Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Patient Kisses Charity on the Cheek)
 * Patient: You're the only leader of this team, Charity.
 * Charity: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Temper Appears in a Monika Costume)
 * Temper: Boo!
 * Charity: Oh, nice costume, Temper. But Kind already beat you to it.
 * (Kind is in a Monika Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Temper: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)