Trina's House of Villains/Transcript

Trick or Treating with Verona and Trina's Friends:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Disney, Warner Bros. Pictures, and Nelvana Limited present)
 * (Trina's House of Villains)
 * (The House of Crossovers Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Samantha Falls)
 * Samantha Dog: Huh?
 * (Commander Zurg Comes to the Door, and Gives Samantha a Present)
 * Commander Zurg: Happy Halloween.
 * (Team Rocket Walks By)
 * Sadie Skunk: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Penelope Polar Bear: You scare everybody? Sadie, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Toborr Cat: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Sadie Skunk: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Robert Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Robert Rat: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Trina Mouse: Aw, relax, Robert. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Queen Beryl: Ah, Halloween at the House of Crossovers. All treats and no tricks. If this were my house, I'd run things differently.
 * Queen Narissa: Add a splash of evil?
 * Cyrano: Pillage and plunder?
 * Zoidberg: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Commander Zurg: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Trina Mouse, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Katrina Moans): It's a Trina Party Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Trina Mouse!
 * (Trina Transforms from a Bat to a Mouse)
 * Trina Mouse: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Awesome! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown. Why, Gargamel through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his house.
 * (Gargamel Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Trina Mouse: Why, I even saw Ruber. He was even scheming a sword fight.
 * Ruber: Love that.
 * Trina Mouse: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Elephant Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Ea Laughing)
 * Trina Mouse: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Hayley Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Hayley Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Hayley: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Hayley Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Hayley Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Octavia is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Nichole is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Oliver is Dressed as a Vampira)
 * (Octavia Rings the Doorbell)
 * Verona: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Verona Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Verona: Hello, kids.
 * Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver: Trick-or-treat.
 * Verona: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Oliver: Thank you, Verona.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Hayley's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Hayley: Whoa, Red, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Verona Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Verona Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver)
 * (Verona Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Hayley: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Nichole, Oliver, and Octavia Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Holly: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Red, down, please.
 * Octavia: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Hayley: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Verona: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Hayley Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Hayley: My name, ma'am, is Hayley. Witch Hayley, that is.
 * Verona: Oh, yeah?
 * (Verona Grabs Hayley's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Hayley's Head)
 * (Verona Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Hayley: That feisty goanna is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Hayley: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Octavia: Here you are, Hayley.
 * Witch Hayley: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Holly Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Nichole, Octavia, and Oliver Look Up)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * Witch Hayley: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Hayley Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Hayley (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Hayley Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Nichole: Awesome!
 * (Red Scoops Octavia, Nichole, and Oliver Up with Hayley)
 * Nichole: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Verona was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Hayley Cackling)
 * Verona: What on Earth is that?
 * (Verona Looks Outside)
 * Oliver: Giddyup, Red! Whoopee!
 * Verona: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Verona: This is too--
 * (Verona Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Hayley: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Verona (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Hayley: Kids, this girl's a pushover.
 * Verona (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (She Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Hayley: Uh--
 * Verona: The key.
 * (Verona Swallows the Key, and Hayley Hears it Clunk)
 * (Verona Laughs)
 * Witch Hayley: Mm-hmm. I've just been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Red Scoops Verona Up)
 * Witch Hayley: Hocus pocus magic shower, put her feet within my power.
 * (Verona's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Verona: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Hayley: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Verona's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Hayley: Yippee! Look at her dance!
 * (Witch Hayley Uses Red as a Banjo)
 * Witch Hayley: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Verona Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Hayley: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Verona Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Hayley: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Verona Gets the Key Out of her Mouth, but Grabs it with her Teeth)
 * Witch Hayley: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Verona's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Verona Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Hayley: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Verona's Butt)
 * Verona: Ouch!
 * (Verona Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Hayley: Nothing to it.
 * Verona: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Verona Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Verona Laughing)
 * Witch Hayley: Now, you've made old Hayley mad! I'll cast a spell as triple fur. Smash that door down, feet, with her.
 * Verona: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Verona Bangs her Head 4 Times)
 * (Verona Moaning)
 * Witch Hayley: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Verona is Far Away)
 * Witch Hayley: Get ready, kids. Here she comes.
 * (Verona Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Octavia, Nichole, and Oliver Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Hayley (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Nichole: Hooray for Verona!
 * Verona: I won't do it.
 * (Red Hits Verona on the Head, Knocking Her Out)
 * Witch Hayley: Come, Red, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Octavia: Goodbye, Hayley.
 * Oliver: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Trina's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Sadie Skunk: Oh, boy. Somebody to scare.
 * (Rexy Walks By)
 * Sadie Skunk: Boo!
 * (Rexy Roars at Her)
 * (Sadie's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Trina Mouse: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Trina's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Trina Mouse trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Trina was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Trina Mouse: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Trina Mouse: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Trina Mouse: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Trina was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Trina Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then Connor and she marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Maxfield Mongoose: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Maxfield Mongoose: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Trina Mouse: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Maxfiel  andTrinay)
 * Maxfield Mongoose: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Trina Mouse (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Maxfield Mongoose: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Trina Mouse: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Maxfield Mongoose: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Trina Mouse: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Maxfield Mongoose: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Trina Mouse: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Maxfield Mongoose: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Trina Mouse: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Trina with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Trina Mouse: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Trina settled back in her modern recliner with buttons galore.
 * Trina Mouse: Ah, what could be finer?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it reclined and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Trina with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Trina Mouse: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Trina Mouse: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Trina was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Trina Mouse: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Trina knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Trina Mouse: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (The Giant Robot Tries to Tuck Trina Back in, but Trina Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Trina scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Trina Mouse: Bedtime is fine, but this is my house. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this mouse.
 * (Trina Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Trina Mouse: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Trina Punches the Giant Robot and Runs Away)
 * (The Giant Robot Fixes his Head)
 * (Trina is Now in her Clothes)
 * Trina Mouse: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Trina readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (The Giant Robot Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor mouse's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Trina Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Trina Mouse tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Trina to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the recliner attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Trina was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Trina picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Trina spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up brother, and then she did say:
 * Trina Mouse: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her baby and said:
 * Trina Mouse: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Trina and Connor with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Trina Mouse with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Trina Mouse: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Trina to Connor with a rye little smile.
 * (Trina is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Trina Mouse snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Trina didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

How to Haunt:

 * (The Giant Robot Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Sadie Sneaks Up on Plasmonia and Plasmania)
 * Plasmania: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Sadie Laughs Nervously)
 * Sadie Skunk: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Trina Mouse: Sadie might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where she gets spooked herself.
 * (Scene Opens to Toborr Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Toborr Goes Outside, and Screams in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Toborr Comes Back Inside as Ghost)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Ari and Yusi Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Yusi: Ghost?!?
 * (Yusi Jumps in Ari's Arms)
 * Yusi: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Ari: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Ari: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Yusi: Right, Ari. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Yusi Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Ari: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Yusi: Perfect, girl!
 * Ari and Yusi: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Ari and Yusi Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Ari and Yusi: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Milly, Paula, and Tevin)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Rosemary-Land.
 * Milly: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a blondie who moves and shakes.
 * Paula Schaeffer: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Tevin: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Yusi Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Tevin: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Ari Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Ari: Here goes nothing.
 * (Ari Opens the Door)
 * (Tevin Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Tevin: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Tevin Walks Inside)
 * Ari: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Tevin Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Ari and Yusi Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Ari and Yusi Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Yusi: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Tevin is Taking a Bath)
 * (Ari Turns Off the Light)
 * (Tevin Claps the Lights on)
 * (Yusi Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Tevin Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Aril Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Tevin Has a Headlight)
 * (Yusi Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Tevin Has a Candle)
 * (Yusi Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Tevin Lights a Match)
 * (Yusi Puts Out the Match)
 * (Tevin Has a Glowstick)
 * (Aril Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Ari: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Ari Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Tevin is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Tevin: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Ari and Yusi Moan, but Tevin Doesn't Respond)
 * (Ari Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Yusi Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Ari Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Yusi Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Ari Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Yusi Mows the Lawn)
 * (Ari Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Yusi Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Yusi: I just don't understand it.
 * Ari: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Tevin Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Ari: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Yusi: Tevin, wake up.
 * (Yusi Taps on Tevin's Head)
 * (Tevin Yawns and Looks at Ari and Yusi)
 * (Tevin Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Tevin Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Yusi)
 * Yusi: But, Tevin--
 * Tevin: No! Get away!
 * (Tevin Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Tevin Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Ari: Sorry, Tevin. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Yusi: And now, you are, too.
 * Tevin: Why, I oughta--
 * Yusi: Now, take it easy, Tevin. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Tevin Chases Ari and Yusi Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Tevin, Ari, and Yusi Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.