Alexa's Scared Silly Stories/Transcript

Doorbell for Candy:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (Alexa's Scared Silly Stories)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Sparky Falls)
 * Sparky: Huh?
 * (Revolta Comes to the Door, and Gives Sparky a Present)
 * Revolta: Happy Halloween.
 * (Clarite and his Gang Float By)
 * Riley: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Mika: You scare everybody? Riley, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * George: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Riley: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (Sam Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * Sam: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Alexa: Aw, relax, Sam. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Victoria: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Cynthia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Professor Coldheart: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Creeper: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Revolta: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Alexa Aniston, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Perch Perkins Moans): It's a Pastiche Mountains Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Alexa Aniston!
 * (Alexa Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Alexa: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Ratigan through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Ratigan Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Alexa: Why, I even saw Count Dracula. He was even running a monster race.
 * Count Dracula: Love that.
 * Alexa: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Brachiosaurus Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Axel Laughing)
 * Alexa: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Grace Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Grace Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Grace Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Grace: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Grace Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Grace (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Seth, Monika, and Sayori Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Grace Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Seth is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Monika is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Sayori is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Seth Rings the Doorbell)
 * Yuri: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Yuri Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Yuri: Hello, kids.
 * Seth, Monika, and Sayori: Trick-or-treat.
 * Yuri: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Seth Spacebot: Thank you, Yuri.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Grace's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Grace: Whoa, Altivo, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Yuri Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Yuri Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Seth, Monika, and Sayori)
 * (Yuri Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Grace: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Seth, Monika, and Sayori Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Grace: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Altivo, down, please.
 * Monika: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Grace: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Yuri: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Grace Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Grace: My name, sir, is Grace. Witch Grace, that is.
 * Yuri: Oh, yeah?
 * (Yuri Grabs Grace's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Grace's Head)
 * (Yuri Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Grace: That crancity gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Grace: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Monika: Here you are, Grace.
 * Witch Grace: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Grace Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Seth, Monika, and Sayori Look Up)
 * (Witch Grace Cackling)
 * Witch Grace: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Grace Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Grace (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Grace Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Sayori: Awesome!
 * (Altivo Scoops Seth, Monika, and Sayori Up with Grace)
 * Sayori: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Yuri was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Grace Cackling)
 * Yuri: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Yuri Looks Outside)
 * Seth Spacebot: Giddyup, Altivo! Whoopee!
 * Yuri: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Yuri: This is too--
 * (Yuri Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Grace: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Yuri (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Grace: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Yuri (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Grace: Uh--
 * Yuri: The key.
 * (Yuri Swallows the Key, and Grace Hears it Clunk)
 * (Yuri Laughs)
 * Witch Grace: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Altivo Scoops Yuri Up)
 * Witch Grace: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Yuri's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Yuri: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Grace: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Grace (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Yuri's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Grace: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Grace Uses Altivo as a Banjo)
 * Witch Grace: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Yuri Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Grace: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Yuri Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Grace: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Yuri Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Grace: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Yuri's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Yuri Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Grace: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Yuri's Tail)
 * Yuri: Ouch!
 * (Yuri Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Grace: Nothing to it.
 * Yuri: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Yuri Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Yuri Laughing)
 * Witch Grace: Now, you've made old Grace mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Yuri: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Yuri Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Yuri Moaning)
 * Witch Grace: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Yuri is Far Away)
 * Witch Grace: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Yuri Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Seth, Monika, and Sayori Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Grace (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Sayori: Hooray for Yuri!
 * Yuri: I won't do it.
 * (Altivo Hits Yuri on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Grace: Come, Altivo, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Monika: Goodbye, Grace.
 * Seth Spacebot: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Alexa's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Riley: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (Red Claw Walks By)
 * Riley: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (Red Claw Roars at Riley)
 * (Riley's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Alexa: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Alexa's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Alexa Aniston trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Alexa was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Alexa: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Alexa: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Alexa: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Alexa was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Alexa Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and Sam marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Darien Chiba: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Darien Chiba: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Alexa: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Darien and Alexa)
 * Darien Chiba: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Alexa (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Darien Chiba: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Alexa: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Darien Chiba: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Alexa: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Darien Chiba: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Alexa: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Darien Chiba: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Alexa: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Alexa with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Alexa: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then Thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Alexa settled back in her modern regretter with buttons gictorie.
 * Alexa: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Alexa with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Alexa: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Alexa: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Alexa was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Alexa: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Alexa knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Alexa: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Screwpinch Tries to Tuck Alexa Back in, but Alexa Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Alexa scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Alexa: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Alexa Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Alexa: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Alexa Punches Screwpinch and Runs Away)
 * (Screwpinch Fixes his Head)
 * (Alexa is Now in her Clothes)
 * Alexa: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Alexa readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Screwpinch Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Alexa Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Alexa Aniston tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Alexa to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Alexa was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Alexa picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Alexa spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up Sam, and then she did say:
 * Alexa: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Alexa: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Alexa and Sam with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Alexa Aniston with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Alexa: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Alexa to Sam with a rye little smile.
 * (Alexa is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Alexa Aniston snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Alexa didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

Nagisa and Honoka Haunt the House:

 * (Screwpinch Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Riley Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Riley Laughs Nervously)
 * Riley: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Alexa: Riley might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Nagisa and Honoka Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Honoka: Ghost?!?
 * (Honoka Jumps in Nagisa's Arms)
 * Honoka: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Nagisa: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Nagisa: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Honoka: Right, Nagisa. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Honoka Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Nagisa: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Honoka: Perfect, girl!
 * Nagisa and Honoka: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Nagisa and Honoka: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Alexa, Hikari, and Riley)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Pastiche-Land.
 * Alexa: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a blondie who moves and shakes.
 * Hikari: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Riley: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Honoka Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Riley: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Nagisa Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Nagisa: Here goes nothing.
 * (Nagisa Opens the Door)
 * (Riley Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Riley: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Riley Walks Inside)
 * Nagisa: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Riley Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Honoka: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Riley is Taking a Bath)
 * (Nagisa Turns Off the Light)
 * (Riley Claps the Lights on)
 * (Honoka Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Riley Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Aril Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Riley Has a Headlight)
 * (Honoka Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Riley Has a Candle)
 * (Honoka Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Riley Lights a Match)
 * (Honoka Puts Out the Match)
 * (Riley Has a Glowstick)
 * (Aril Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Nagisa: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Nagisa Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Riley is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Riley: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Nagisa and Honoka Moan, but Riley Doesn't Respond)
 * (Nagisa Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Honoka Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Nagisa Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Honoka Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Nagisa Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Honoka Mows the Lawn)
 * (Nagisa Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Honoka Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Honoka: I just don't understand it.
 * Nagisa: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Riley Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Nagisa: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Honoka: Riley, wake up.
 * (Honoka Taps on Riley's Head)
 * (Riley Yawns and Looks at Nagisa and Honoka)
 * (Riley Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Riley Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Honoka)
 * Honoka: But, Riley--
 * Riley: No! Get away!
 * (Riley Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Riley Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Nagisa: Sorry, Riley. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Honoka: And now, you are, too.
 * Riley: Why, I oughta--
 * Honoka: Now, take it easy, Riley. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Riley Chases Nagisa and Honoka Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Riley, Nagisa, and Honoka Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

The Lonesome Gang Members:

 * (The Dark King Applauds for Nagisa and Honoka)
 * Alexa: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Clarite and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Incity Yawns)
 * Incity: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Pincity: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blincity: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Clarite: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sue: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Clarite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blincity: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Pincity: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Incity: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Clarite and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Incity Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Max, Ruby, and Louise Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Max, Ruby, and Louise)
 * Ruby: The telephone!
 * Max: The telephone!
 * Louise: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Ruby: Hello?
 * Louise: Hello?
 * Ruby: Hello?
 * Louise: Hello?
 * Ruby (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Louise (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sue: Do you chase ghosts?
 * Louise: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Ruby Grabs the Phone from Louise)
 * Ruby: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sue: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Clarite, Pincity, Incity, and Blincity Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sue)
 * Sue: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Ruby: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Ruby Hangs the Phone)
 * Ruby: Awesome! A customer!
 * Max: A customer!
 * Louise: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blincity)
 * Blincity: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Clarite and his Gang Appear)
 * Clarite: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Max, Ruby, and Louise March Up)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Ruby Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Ruby Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Ruby: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Max, Ruby, and Louise Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Max Looks at Louise and Screams)
 * Max: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Ruby: Shh!
 * (Max, Ruby, and Louise Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Max, Ruby, and Louise Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on Louise's Nose)
 * Louise: Ouch!
 * (Louise Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Ruby: Ghosts.
 * Max: Ghosts.
 * Louise: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Ruby: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Max, Ruby, and Louise Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Ruby Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blincity Knocks on Ruby's Head)
 * (Ruby Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blincity)
 * (Blincity Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blincity Laughing)
 * (Ruby is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blincity Closes the Door)
 * (Ruby Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Ruby Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Clarite and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Ruby Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Ruby is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Ruby is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Max)
 * (Pincity Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Max, and Max Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Pincity Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Max is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Max Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Max Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Pincity Whacks Max on the Butt, Causing Max to Scream in Pain)
 * Max: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Pincity Looks at Max's Butt)
 * Max: Oh, no.
 * (Pincity Whacks Him Again)
 * Max: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Pincity Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Max: How dare you?
 * (Max Punches Pincity)
 * Max: I got him! Cool!
 * (Pincity Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Max Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Max: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Pincity Spits Water in Max's Face)
 * (Max Blubbers)
 * (Pincity Leaves and Max is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Max: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Max Gets All Wet)
 * Max: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to Louise)
 * Louise: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Incity Bangs the Pot, Scaring Louise)
 * (Louise Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Incity Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (Louise Runs Away in Fear)
 * (Louise Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Incity Comes Down and Kicks Louise in the Butt)
 * (Louise Chases Incity to the Drawer)
 * (Louise Looks for Incity, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Incity Rings the Cowbell at Louise, and Louise Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does Louise See in the Mirror, Incity)
 * (Louise Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (Louise Fixes his Shirt, While Incity Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (Louise Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Incity Does the Same Louise Does)
 * Louise: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (Louise Climbs on the Drawer, and Incity Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (Louise and Incity Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (Louise Stops and Incity Keeps Going)
 * Louise: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Incity Pokes Louise in the Eyes)
 * (Incity Laughs)
 * (Louise Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (Louise Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (Louise Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * Louise: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Ruby! Max! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Clarite and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Max and Ruby See Louise Come Down)
 * (Max and Ruby Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (Louise Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sue: Look!
 * Incity: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Max, Ruby, and Louise Look Like Ghosts)
 * Clarite: Ghosts!
 * Pincity: Ghosts!
 * Blincity: Ghosts!
 * Incity: Ghosts!
 * (Clarite and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Max: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Ruis:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Applaud)
 * Alexa: So, George, havin' a spooky time?
 * George: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Rui dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Alexa: Fright!
 * (Alexa and George Laugh)
 * Sam: Hit it, Stego!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Rui Shows Up)
 * (The Rui Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Rui Fairies)
 * (The Rui Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Rui was Sleeping)
 * (Rui Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Rui to Arrive)
 * (Rui Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Rui Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Rui Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Rui Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named August)
 * (August Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (August Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (August Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Rui Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (August is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Rui)
 * (Rui Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Rui Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (August Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (August Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Rui Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and August Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Rui Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (August Swats the Empress)
 * (Rui Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Rui Pulls her Out, and August Follows Them)
 * (Rui and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (August Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Rui Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by August)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (August Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Rui and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (August Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (August Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Rui)
 * (Rui Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to August)
 * (August Fights Rui, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (August Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Rui Traps Him Inside)
 * (Rui Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Rui Proudly)
 * (Rui Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Rui Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Rui a Thumb Up)
 * (Rui Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Rui Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Riley and the Gator:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Revolta, Cynthia, Coldheart, and Creeper)
 * Grim Creeper: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Revolta: Patience, Creeper. Midnight nears.
 * Alexa: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous alligator has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Scream)
 * (Riley Laughs at Them)
 * (Riley Sees Some Gator Like Hands)
 * (Riley Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Monika (Off-Screen): Riley!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Sayori (Off-Screen): Where's Riley?
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Riley, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Monika Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Riley Laughing)
 * Monika: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Angrily March Up to Riley with their Gator Ghoul Costume)
 * (Riley Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * Riley: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Riley Yawns, as an Alligator Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Riley: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Riley Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Alligator)
 * (Riley Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Riley)
 * (The Real Gator Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Run Away in Fear)
 * (Riley Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Riley: Why, I oughta--
 * (Riley Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Run Away in Fear)
 * Riley: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Alligator Walks By)
 * (Riley Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gator)
 * (Riley Looks in the Gator's Mouth)
 * Riley: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Grabs Riley by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Riley Looks in the Eye of the Gator)
 * (The Gator's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Riley Now Knows it's a Real Gator)
 * (Riley Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Riley, Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Sayori Pours Wax on Riley's Butt)
 * (Riley Screams in Pain)
 * (Sayori Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Riley's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Riley Hits Sayori)
 * (Riley Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Sayori, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Riley's Butt)
 * (Riley Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Riley Jumps Down)
 * (Riley's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Riley: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Riley Kicks Natsuki, Causing Natsuki to Scream)
 * Riley: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Riley Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Riley Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Riley Searching for the Gator Ghoul)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Riley is Scooped Up by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Riley Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Riley Then Runs to the Door, but the Gator Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Opens the Door, but Riley Holds onto it)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Looks for Riley, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Riley was Slammed to the Door, and the Gator Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Riley Screams)
 * (Riley Runs Away, but the Gator Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Riley Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Riley Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gator Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gator Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Riley Gasps)
 * (Riley Keeps Running Away from the Gator Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Riley Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gator)
 * (Riley Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gator's Face)
 * (Riley Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Riley Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Riley)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Riley's Butt, but Riley's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gator Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Riley: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Monika Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Riley: Amen.
 * (Riley Sees the Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Riley Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Riley Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gator Ghoul and Riley Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (Shura, Kurt, and Axel Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Revolta (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Cynthia Grabs Sam, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Revolta: and I've got a trick for Alexa Aniston. Sorry, Sam, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Revolta Gives Coldheart the Signal)
 * (Coldheart Gives Victoria the Signal)
 * (Victoria Has the Switch Ready)
 * Alexa: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Victoria: Lights out.
 * (Victoria Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * Alexa: Huh?
 * Revolta: Right you are, Alexa. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Coldheart Grabs Alexa's Cape)
 * Revolta: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Victoria: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Cynthia: "Hanging out,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Feeling fine,"
 * Count Dracula: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Victoria: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Victoria, and Count Dracula: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Cynthia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Cynthia Laughing)
 * Revolta, Cynthia, Professor Coldheart, Victoria, and Count Dracula: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Audi and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Dracora: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Ratigan: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Ratigan Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Audi's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Count Dracula: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Victoria: Get those kiddies!
 * Professor Coldheart: Game over, Alexa!
 * Cynthia: Hit the road, Samny!
 * Revolta: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (Alexa and Sam Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (Alexa and Sam Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

My Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Revolta: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * Alexa: All right, Revolta, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Revolta: Ahem.
 * (Alexa Winks at the Audience)
 * (Cynthia, Dracula, and Ratigan Show Up)
 * (Ratigan Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Alexa, Riley, and George Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Revolta: Nice try, Alexa, but you, and George, and especially that Riley boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Spacebots Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (Sam Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Sam and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Sam Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Spacebots)
 * (Sam Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Spacebots Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Sam and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Alexa Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Alexa Gives Sam and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Alexa Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Seth Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Seth Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Seth's Costume)
 * (Alexa Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Spacebots Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (George Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Spacebots Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * George: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (George Gives Sam, Simon, and Seth an Egg)
 * Simon Spacebot: Oh, George, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Seth Spacebot: It's for candy.
 * George: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Spacebots Walking)
 * Simon Spacebot: There's one last house.
 * Sam Spacebot (Off-Screen): Yep. Audi's place.
 * (The Spacebots Arrive)
 * Sam, Simon, and Seth: Trick or treat!
 * (Sam Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Sam Spacebot: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Spacebots)
 * (The Spacebots Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Spacebots Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Sam Spacebot: We lost him.
 * (Simon Pants): Hey, what about Audi and his crew?
 * Seth Spacebot: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Audi Himself)
 * (Audi Laughing)
 * Audi: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * Gary: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Spacebots Creep Back to the House)
 * (Audi Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Audi Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Audi Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Spacebots' Candy)
 * Sam Spacebot: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Spacebots Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Audi and his Crew Full)
 * (Sam and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Sam and his Brothers Scare Audi from the Shadows)
 * (Audi Screams)
 * (Simon Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Spacebots Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Audi Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Audi: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Bruce: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Audi: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Audi Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Audi: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Spacebot boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Audi: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Audi: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Audi Runs Away, Revealing the Spacebots)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Spacebots Laugh)
 * (Audi Hides Behind a Tree)
 * George: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Audi: Wait! It's me!
 * (George Throws Eggs at Audi)
 * (Audi Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Alexa Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Alexa: Boo!
 * Audi: Wait! It's me!
 * (Audi Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Audi Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (Sam was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Audi Comes Out)
 * (Sam, Alexa, and George Appear)
 * George: Get him!
 * (Audi Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Audi: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Audi's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Audi Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Audi: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Sam and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Audi (Off-Screen): Sam, Simon, and Seth?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Spacebots Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Audi Looks Scared)
 * Simon Spacebot: Audi--
 * Seth Spacebot: You scared us--
 * Sam Spacebot: --to death!
 * (Audi Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Audi Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Spacebots Show Up)
 * (Audi Screams)
 * (Sam Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Audi Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Spacebots Follow Audi)
 * (Audi Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Spacebots Moan)
 * (Audi Screams)
 * (The Spacebots Moan)
 * (Audi Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Spacebots Look at Audi)
 * (Audi Shivers)
 * Sam Spacebot: Hope you liked our candy, Audi.
 * Seth Spacebot: This shall be your last.
 * Audi: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Simon Spacebot: All of it?
 * Audi: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Spacebots Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Audi in a Costume)
 * Audi: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Spacebots, Audi, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was George in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * George: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Alexa and Sam for Candy:

 * (Ratigan and Dracora Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * George: Now, what do we do?
 * Sam: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Revolta.
 * (Sam Marches inside Firmly)
 * George: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Alexa: Huh. I have.
 * Revolta: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * Sam (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Revolta: Huh?
 * Sam: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Storybook Theater, starting right now!
 * (Revolta Summons Professor Coldheart)
 * Sam: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Coldheart Comes By, and Grabs Sam by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * Sam: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Revolta: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Alexa and Sam will find a real scream.
 * (Sam Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Revolta: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Alexa and Sam Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Alexa Sets a Leaf for Sam to Walk on, but Sam Jumps Over)
 * (Alexa Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (Sam Skips Ahead, with Alexa Catching Up)
 * (Alexa and Sam Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While Sam Drops the Basket)
 * (Alexa and Sam Brushes Themselves)
 * (Alexa Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Alexa Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Alexa and Sam Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Alexa Eats the Cookies)
 * (Sam Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Alexa Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (Sam Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Alexa Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Alexa and Sam Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Alexa and Sam to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Alexa, Sam, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Alexa and Sam See a Room)
 * (Sam Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Alexa Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Book for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Book Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Alexa Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Alexa Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Alexa Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Alexa is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at Sam)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Alexa Wakes up Sam)
 * (Alexa Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Alexa Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (Sam Grabs Alexa's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Alexa and Sam Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Alexa and Sam Run Away in Fear)
 * (Alexa and Sam Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (Sam Jumps in Alexa's Arms, and Alexa Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Alexa Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with Sam)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Alexa and Sam Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Alexa and Sam)
 * (Alexa and Sam Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Alexa Looks at a Stove)
 * (Alexa and Sam Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Alexa from Sam)
 * (Sam is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Alexa to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Alexa Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (Sam Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Alexa with her Cane, but Sam Grabs Alexa)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Alexa and Sam Fall in the Oven)
 * (Alexa and Sam and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Alexa Catches Sam in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Alexa and Sam Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Alexa and Sam Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Alexa and Sam are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Alexa is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Alexa Finds Sam in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Alexa Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Alexa and Sam Run to the Steps)
 * (Alexa and Sam Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (Sam Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Alexa Pulls Sam Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Alexa Closes the Oven, and tells Sam, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Alexa and Sam on the Butt)
 * (Alexa and Sam Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Alexa vs. Revolta:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Alexa is in her Hermione Granger Outfit)
 * (Riley and George Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Mika Points to the Stage)
 * (Riley Snaps his Fingers)
 * (George Gives Alexa a Wand)
 * Sam (Off-Screen): Get her, Alexa.
 * (Alexa Marches Up to Revolta without Saying a Word)
 * (Ratigan and Dracora Look Back)
 * (Clarite and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Victoria and Dracula Look Back)
 * (Cynthia Looks Back)
 * (Coldheart Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Creeper Looks Back)
 * (Revolta Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Alexa Looks at Revolta Firmly)
 * (Revolta Looks Shocked)
 * (Alexa Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Revolta Uses her Wand to Zap Alexa)
 * (Alexa Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Alexa Throws it at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Riley)
 * (Alexa Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Alexa Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Misses, but the Ball Hits Coldheart's Scarf)
 * (Alexa Throws Another Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball at Alexa, but Alexa Ducks)
 * (Revolta and Alexa Looks Sweaty)
 * (Alexa Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Alexa's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to George)
 * George: Alexa's wand!
 * Sam: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Mika Opens the Door)
 * Hikaru Hoshina: Here. Use the book.
 * (Alexa is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Revolta is About to Finish Alexa off)
 * (Mika Throws the Book to Sam)
 * Sam: Alexa, catch!
 * (Sam Throws the Book to Alexa)
 * George (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Professor Coldheart: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Victoria, Coldheart, Cynthia, and Dracula Run Away in Fear)
 * (Alexa Opens the Book, and Traps Revolta Inside)
 * (Revolta Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (Sam, Riley, and Mika Cheer)
 * (Sparkle Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Sam Kisses Alexa on the Cheek)
 * Sam: You're the only leader of this team, Alexa.
 * Alexa: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Riley Appears in a Professor Coldheart Costume)
 * Riley: Boo!
 * Alexa: Oh, nice costume, Riley. But George already beat you to it.
 * (George is in a Professor Coldheart Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Riley: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)