Pucca, Pitch, and Potch get in dead meat/But Bad

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- Alex Bratten

Transcript

 * Alex Bratten: Okay, class. Today is this white card as an example.
 * Pucca: (laughs), it is just a behavior card day, which means you'll get which card you get from good to bad. We'll take my stupid sheet of paper!
 * Pitch: I know, right?
 * Potch: It's hilarious!
 * Alex Bratten: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch! That is funny!
 * (Alex pulls out the cards)
 * Alex Bratten: So, if your card is gold, you get a whole year off. If your card is blue, that means you graduate forever. If your card is green, you get to have 100 days off. If your card is pink, you get 80 days off. If your card is violet, you get 90 days off. If your card is purple, you get 70 days off. If your card is magenta, you get 50 days off. If your card is turquoise, you get 60 days off. If your card is cyan, you get 40 days off. If your card is chartreuse, you get 20 days off. If your card is light blue, you get 30 days off. If your card is aquamarine, you get 10 days off. If your card is white, you are in a tiny bit of trouble, no detention, just a talk after school. If your card is marigold, nothing happens. If your card is yellow, you only have detention for 5 minutes. If your card is mustard, you only have detention for 10 minutes. If your card is burnt orange, you have detention for 50 minutes. If your card is orange, you have detention for 30 minutes. If your card is tan, you have detention for 90 minutes. If your card is red orange, you have detention for 70 minutes. If your card is sunset orange, you're suspended for 1 month. If your card is red, you're suspended for 30 months. If your card is scarlet, you're suspended for 10 months. If your card is maroon, you're suspended for 50 months. If you're card is brick red, you're suspended for 90 months. If you're card is fuzzy wuzzy brown, you're suspended for 70 months. If you're card is chesnut, you're suspended for 100 months. If your card is gray, this card is a supra, ultra, mega evil one: If your card is black, you're suspended for the rest of the year. Now pay attention to this card, then you are in dead meat and expelled from this school. Here are the cards.
 * Steve: Yes! Me, Joe, Josh, and Blue got the best!
 * Josh: That means we graduate gold cards!
 * Joe: Thank you, Mr. Bratten, you are forever!
 * Blue: (Barks Yeah!)
 * Alex Bratten: Congratulations, Steve, Joe, Josh, and Blue! You four have to play Blue's Clues. You four graduate forever. Go to the principal's office and make him proud. I am going to my best favorite students in my class! You guys made my childhood very amazing by showing people how I've been missing all four of you.
 * Dora: Yay! I got a green card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, Dora and Diego! You two have to do Spanish. You both been the awesome students I've had in my class. You two taught people how to get a whole year off. Go to the principal's office to claim your green card!
 * Diego: I got rewards.
 * Pablo: Hooray! Me, Tyrone, Uniqua, Tasha, Austin, Linny, Tuck, and Ming-Ming got Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: Great job! You both get to have 90 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim pink cards!
 * Wubbzy: Wow, wow! That's your rewards.
 * Oswald: Yay! I got your reward.
 * Little Bear: Wow! I got a purple card!
 * Alex Bratten: Well done, Backyardigans and Wonder Pets! You guys have been 100 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim blue cards!
 * Linny: You're so amazing, I have your awards.
 * Kai-Lan: Yes! Me and Wubbzy got so cool!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Kai-Lan, Wubbzy, and Oswald! You get to have my favorite heroes in my class. You guys had some amazing teamwork. You guys get 80 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim a violet card!
 * Franklin: I got your rewards.
 * Boots: Yes! I got a violet card, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Little Bear and Franklin! You two have 50 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim your rewards.
 * SpongeBob: Yes! I've been my favorite childhood book characters! You get 70 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim magenta!
 * Lucy: I got your rewards.
 * Tommy: Yes! Me and D.W. got magenta, too!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Boots and Lucy from 64 Zoo Lane! You both get 60 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim cyan cards!
 * D.W.: You're the best teacher, Tommy and D.W.! You two have been Mr. Bratten!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, my favorite couple of all time. You both got a turquoise card!
 * Patrick: Me, too!
 * Jenny Wakeman: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: Amazing job, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Jenny Wakeman! You guys get to claim your rewards.
 * Moose A. Moose: Oh, yes! Me, Zee, and Face get to have 40 days off. The principal got chartreuse!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Moose, Zee, and Face! You three have the principal's office to claim my favorite Nick Jr. and Noggin mascots from my childhood. You guys get 30 days off. Go to your rewards.
 * Barney: Wahoo! Me, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles got your rewards.
 * Thomas: Yes! I got aquamarine!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Barney, Bear, Big Bird, Elmo, and The Wiggles! You all get to have 20 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim a light blue card!
 * Alex Bratten: Good job, Thomas the Tank Engine! You were a really useful engine to other students. You get to have 10 days off. Go to the principal's office to claim a white card.
 * Alex Bratten: Okay, Emily Elizabeth. Nothing happens to you. So you may find your reward.
 * Emily Elizabeth: I got an empty seat.
 * Lincoln Loud: Aw, man. I got school. Go to the principal's office and a yellow card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm so sorry, Lincoln Loud. You are in a tiny bit of trouble. But don't worry, no detention. Just a talk after I'm sure he won't be mad.
 * Timmy Turner: Oh, no. I got his office.
 * Arnold: Oh, no. I got a marigold card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Timmy Turner. You only have detention for 5 minutes. But don't worry, the principal won't be very mad. Go to a mustard card.
 * Alex Bratten: I'm sorry, Arnold Shortman. You got orange cards.
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Ryder, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest. You only have detention for 10 minutes. Go to the principal's office.
 * Ryder: Hey, no fair! Me, Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, and Everest all have detention for 30 minutes. Your show got a burnt orange card!
 * Geo: Me, too!
 * Bot: Me, three!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Milli, Geo, and Bot. You three have detention for 50 minutes. You guys ripped off The Wonder Pets which was better than your dumb lesson.
 * Molly: What the heck?! Me, Gil, Goby, Deema, Oona, and Nonny got like farting in class, yelling at me, not following the rules, stealing things, and doing drugs. Go to tan cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Bubble Guppies! You all have a PAW Patrol show. Go to the principal's office to recieve your detention.
 * Milli: Hey! I keep singing your annoying theme song which keeps annoying the class. Go to the principal's office and I hope you three learn your detention for 70 minutes. You guys keep doing stupid stuff at the principal's office now!
 * Baby Shark: Hey! My card is singing your dumb theme song which annoys me and the other students. Go to sunset orange!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Baby Shark. You have detention for 90 minutes. You keep the principal's office now!
 * Peppa Pig: Oh, no! I got a month! Go to the red orange card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Peppa Pig! You're suspended for 1 principal!
 * Shimmer: No, no, no, no, no! Me and Shine are suspended for 10 months! Your show got red cards!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Shimmer and Shine! You two were way too mediocre and girly! Go to the principal's office right now!
 * Julius Jr.: Oh, no! I got 30 months! Go to the principal's maroon card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Julius Jr.! You're suspended for an office right now!
 * Cocomelon: Oh, no! I got 50 months! Your videos were scarlet!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Cocomelon! You are suspended for getting on my nerves! Go to the principal's office right now!!
 * Annoying Orange: No, no, no, no, no, no! I got other students! Go to a brick red card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Annoying Orange! You are suspended for 70 months! You keep annoying the principal!!!
 * Loonette: Aw, man! I got a dumb show! Go to the chesnut card!
 * Alex Bratten: That's right, Loonette the Clown! You're suspended for 90 months! You keep forcing people to watch your principal!!!!
 * Corn: No, no, no, no!
 * Peg: We got…THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!
 * Ryan: Oh, no! I got fuzzy wuzzy brown cards!
 * Alex Bratten: THAT'S RIGHT, CORN AND PEG!!! YOU TWO ARE SUSPENDED FOR 100 MONTHS!!!! GO TO A GRAY CARD!
 * Alex Bratten: That's black cards.
 * Pitch: Please, Mr. Bratten.
 * Potch: Can you give us another chance?
 * 'Alex Bratten: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, RYAN!!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!!! YOU KEEP FORCING PEOPLE TO WATCH YOUR MEDIOCRE SHOW!!!! GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 * Pucca: Um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um. We got…NOT!!!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, YOU SNEAKING INTO DORA AND BLUE'S PARODIES!!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SO EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO THREE HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENTS EVER IN MY CLASS!!!!!!!!! YOU GUYS KEEP THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * FictionRulez: Pucca got black cards.
 * FictionRulez: ', Pitch, and Potch, not you three again. What cards did you guys get this time?!
 * Pucca: OH, MY, GOD!!!!! PUCCA, PITCH, AND POTCH, HOW DARE YOU GUYS GET BLACK CARDS?!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU THREE ARE SO EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * (When they got home...)
 * NR1&GLAFan2004: Pucca, Pitch, and Potch! grounded for 1, 974 days!
 * Mr. Josiah V Olson 11-17-2001 Olson Jolson J: Go to your rooms now and How dare you three get in dead meat and expelled?! That's it! We cannot stand you three idiots forever! That is so it!
 * Asmit005: You three are so never come out!!!!
 * Pucca, Pitch, and Potch: (crying)
 * The End.