S.S. (UK)

S.S. (UK) (abbreviated to "Scaredy Saw (UK)") is a derivative of "Scaredy Pants".

Characters:

 * Narrator
 * Saw
 * Leafy
 * Bubble
 * Drew
 * Kid In the Cowboy Glasses
 * Tennis Ball
 * Lollipop
 * Handy
 * Hans Findlay
 * Golf Ball
 * The Real Saw

Script

 * [The episode begins during nighttime at Goiky.]
 * Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [laughs evilly] Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone. [Saw is washing the dishes in Goiky kitchen. The door creaks open, and Saw jumps in surprise]
 * Saw: Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as Saw goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and three pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. Saw speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes] Okay, Leafy, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out, but Leafy stops him in his tracks]
 * Leafy: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
 * Saw: No thank you, Leafy. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
 * Leafy: Aye, the worst monster of them all.
 * Saw: Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
 * Leafy: True as the deep blue.
 * Saw: Okay, maybe just a little.
 * Leafy: Have a seat, me boy. [He runs while saying "hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot" when carrying the campfire before sitting on a log. Leafy puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, Saw descends on Goiky, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a hamburger] Only bigger!
 * Saw: Excuse me, did his ship look like a hamburger?
 * Leafy: Like I was saying, Saw swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle] [A ghost is screaming in the background.]
 * Saw: Do souls look like pickles?
 * Leafy: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... [The ghost continues to scream.] in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Goiky" crossed out and the word "souls" written above it. Leafy laughs evilly as Bubble appears behind Saw in a pirate suit]
 * Bubble: I've come for your pickle.
 * [Saw jumps up screaming. Afterwards, Bubble takes off his hat and fake beard.]
 * Leafy: Ha, S.S. gets easier to scare every year!
 * [Leafy and Bubble laugh as Saw, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Bubble.]
 * Saw: Humph, Bubble!
 * Leafy: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, Saw S.S.! [laughs while walking out]
 * Bubble: [walks up behind Saw] Steal your soul. [Saw jumps out of Goiky screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]
 * Kid: Twick-ow-tweat! [Saw screams and runs away. The kid’s parents walk up next to their son]
 * Mother: It's okay, son. That's just Saw S.S.. [Saw is walking home until Drew drives up and honks the horn, sending Saw screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light]
 * Drew: Happy Halloween, S.S.. [drives off laughing]
 * Saw: The name's Saw. It's Saw!
 * [Bubble transitions to Saw's house. Saw and Handy are inside a pumpkin. Saw is carving out a pumpkin from the inside.]
 * Saw: I don't get it, Handy. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
 * Handy: Meow.
 * Saw: Well, I'm sick of it. [Saw comes out of the carved mouth of the pumpkin] No more S.S.! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet]
 * Tennis Ball: [knocks at the door of Saw's home] Saw!
 * Saw: Handy, it's a Tennis Ball! I'm going to scare him! It's my turn. [opens the door and tries to scare Tennis Ball] Rawr! [Tennis Ball has some funny glasses on]
 * Tennis Ball: Hiya, Saw! [Saw screams. Tennis Ball takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
 * Saw: [on ceiling] Why can't I be frightening for once? [drops to the floor] Where's my chance?
 * Tennis Ball: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [he and Saw walk inside]
 * [Bubble transitions to Saw walking out of his closet with a big, white sheet on]
 * Saw: What do you think?
 * Tennis Ball: Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag!
 * Saw: No, no! I'm the ghost of Saw!
 * Tennis Ball: Eh, something's missing. I know! [Tennis Ball runs inside Saw's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Tennis Ball. Tennis Ball comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans Findlay. [Saw steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
 * Saw: I don't know, Tennis Ball.
 * [Doorbell rings]
 * Tennis Ball: Come on, Saw. They're little kids! Little kids are easy to scare!
 * [Door opens]
 * Kids: Trick-or-treat!
 * Saw: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Tennis Ball] Rawr-rawr!
 * [The kids laugh.]
 * Kid #1: Look, it's the haunted mattress! [The kids laugh again.]
 * Saw: Okay, okay, here's your candy.
 * Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you.
 * [The kids walk away laughing]
 * Saw: I don't get it, Tennis Ball.
 * Tennis Ball: Saw, look at my new paper ghost! [Tennis Ball holds scissors in his right hand and has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary.
 * Saw: That is it, Tennis Ball!
 * Tennis Ball: What's it?
 * Saw: What's the difference between that ghost and me?
 * [Tennis Ball concentrates]
 * Tennis Ball: No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this! I can do this! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! [pants] Okay, tell me.
 * Saw: I've got a saw head... [points both hands to his head and grabs the puppet ghost] ...and a real ghost has a round one. [follows his index finger around the perimeters of the puppet ghost's head] All we have to do is make my head round and boo! I'm scary! [Bubble transitions to Saw sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Tennis Ball has goggles on]
 * Tennis Ball: Okay, are you ready?
 * Saw: [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this.
 * [Later, Saw is a round ghost]
 * Saw: What do you think?
 * Tennis Ball: Perfect. [shakes Saw's hand] Now that's scary! [Tennis Ball puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [Scene cuts to Saw running down a street trying to scare people]
 * Saw: Oooh... I'm Saw!
 * Tennis Ball: Oooh... I don't know who I am! [Saw pretends to fly and rings the doorbell of one of the homes. The man inside opens the door.]
 * Saw: Rawr! Rawr! I'm Saw!
 * Tennis Ball: Oooh, I'm Saw's best friend! [both run off laughing]
 * Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head]
 * Tennis Ball: Oh, boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.
 * Saw: Do you think?
 * Tennis Ball: Oh, no question! You scared the chains off that guy!
 * Saw: Who should we scare next?
 * Tennis Ball: There's a whole party just full of people down at Goiky and Saw is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [Saw jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
 * Saw: Rawr! Woooh, I'm Saw! [Saw & Tennis Ball run off laughing again]
 * Kid #2: Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress?
 * Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag! [The kids laugh.]
 * [Scene cuts to Goiky, where there is a Halloween feast going on. Leafy is bobbing for apples with Lollipop, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Leafy successfully bobs an apple, but accidentally swallows it. Leafy chokes on an apple]
 * Lollipop: Oh, dad, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Leafy spits out the apple which shoots past Bubble (dressing up as a pirate) and Golf Ball (whose hair and head are in the shape of a goldfish), breaking a window off-screen in the process]
 * Golf Ball: Howdy, Bubble, I mean, Saw. Great party, huh?
 * Bubble: What are you supposed to be?
 * Golf Ball: Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl!
 * Bubble: I don't get it. [Golf Ball and Bubble drink the fruit punch. Meanwhile, Saw and Tennis Ball are on the roof of Goiky. Saw is tied up with some rope which Tennis Ball will lower him in with. Saw opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
 * Tennis Ball: Are you ready, Saw? [thumbs up from Saw]
 * Saw: Okay, Tennis Ball, kill the lights!
 * [Lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. Saw is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Tennis Ball begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone. Leafy even hides in the apple barrel]
 * Tennis Ball: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am Saw! Booga-booga-booga-booga-booga-booga! Give me your souls! [a jellyfish comes up behind Tennis Ball and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Tennis Ball stands up there for a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles while Saw is tumbling.] Ow! Ow!
 * Saw: Whoa! [flails around in and around. Tennis Ball rubs his rear on Goiky chimney trying to shake off the jellyfish sting. As Tennis Ball continues to run around, Saw dangles upside down, revealing his pants.]
 * Kid #3: [notices Saw's pants] Hey, that's no Saw, that's Saw!
 * Golf Ball: Saw?
 * Bubble: Saw. [everyone laughs]
 * Saw: [still dangling] Help! Help!
 * Tennis Ball: [using megaphone] I am not Saw. Those are my street clothes!
 * Crowd: [All laughing, one of them says "Saw! Soap!"]
 * [Lightning strikes. The entrance of Goiky suddenly opens a bright light.]
 * Saw: Enough!
 * [Everyone gasps as glowing green smoke comes into Goiky. A glowing green figure appears, it turns out to be Saw. He does an evil laugh, making everyone scream in terror.]
 * Leafy: It's the real Saw! [he faints]
 * Saw: You bet your lily-white livers, I'm Saw. And I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your soul. [everyone screams] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dressing like me. [Bubble takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning Saw name in a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at Saw, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Saw costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
 * Saw: Do you mean I'm not scary?
 * Saw: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding Saw, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy]
 * Golf Ball: Saw!
 * Saw: First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes Saw's ghost costume...then stares at Saw in horror. Saw flies out of Goiky screaming. Saw is now shown as skinless with just a handle, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body]
 * Saw: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs]
 * [Everyone else, except Tennis Ball and himself, runs out screaming]
 * Saw: It worked, Tennis Ball. I scared everybody!
 * Tennis Ball: Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
 * Saw: Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my handle. [pats his handle]
 * Tennis Ball: Ohh... [he runs away screaming, and the screen fades to black.]
 * Saw: [off-screen] Don't worry, it moves back! [The episode ends.]