Taco and Remote in Scaredy Taco

"" is a knockoff of "Taco and Remote pranked Teardrop" and "Scaredy Pants".

Script

 * [The episode begins during nighttime at Pillary Ruins.]
 * French Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [laughs evilly] Oop, sorry. Everyone having fun. Well, almost everyone. [Taco is washing the dishes in Gelatin's Steakhouse kitchen. The door creaks open, and Taco jumps in surprise]
 * Taco: Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as Taco goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and three pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. Taco speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes] Okay, Teardrop, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out, but Teardrop stops him in his tracks]
 * Teardrop: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
 * Taco: No thank you, Teardrop. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
 * Teardrop: Aye, the worst monster of them all.
 * Taco: Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
 * Teardrop: True as the deep blue.
 * Taco: Okay, maybe just a little.
 * Teardrop: Have a seat, me boy. [He runs while saying "hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot" when carrying the campfire before sitting on a log. Teardrop puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Ghost Man descends on Pillary Ruins, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a Krabby Patty] Only bigger!
 * Taco: Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?
 * Teardrop: Like I was saying, the Flying Ghost Man swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up a pickle] [A ghost is screaming in the background.]
 * Taco: Do souls look like pickles?
 * Teardrop: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... [The ghost continues to scream.] in his soul bag. [drops the pickle into a bag that has the words "Gelatin's Steakhouse" crossed out and the word "souls" written above it. Teardrop laughs evilly as Woody appears behind Taco in a pirate suit]
 * Woody: I've come for your pickle.
 * [Taco jumps up screaming. Afterwards, Woody takes off his hat and fake beard.]
 * Teardrop: Ha, ScaredyTaco gets easier to scare every year!
 * [Teardrop and Woody laugh as Taco, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Woody.]
 * Taco: Humph, Woody!
 * Teardrop: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to me party tonight, Taco ScaredyTaco! [laughs while walking out]
 * Woody: [walks up behind Taco] Steal your soul. [Taco jumps out of Gelatin's Steakhouse screaming and beings to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]
 * Kid: Twick-ow-tweat! [Taco screams and runs away. The kid’s parents walk up next to their son]
 * Mother: It's okay, son. That's just Taco ScaredyTaco. [Taco is walking home until Four drives up and honks the horn, sending Taco screaming and jumping to hold onto the street light]
 * Four: Happy Halloween, ScaredyTaco. [drives off laughing]
 * Taco: The name's Taco. It's Taco!
 * [Bubble transitions to Taco's house. Taco and Fish are inside a pumpkin. Taco is carving out a pumpkin from the inside.]
 * Taco: I don't get it, Fish. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
 * Fish: Bloop.
 * Taco: Well, I'm sick of it. [Taco comes out of the carved mouth of the pumpkin] No more ScaredyTaco! [notices his pumpkin and screams while running into his closet]
 * Remote: [knocks at the door of Taco's home] Taco!
 * Taco: Fish, it's Remote! I'm going to scare him! It's my turn. [opens the door and tries to scare Remote] Rawr! [Remote has some funny glasses on]
 * Remote: Hiya, Taco! [Taco screams. Remote takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
 * Taco: [on ceiling] Why can't I be frightening for once? [drops to the floor] Where's my chance?
 * Remote: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [he and Taco walk inside]
 * [Bubble transitions to Taco walking out of his closet with a big, white sheet on]
 * Taco: What do you think?
 * Remote: Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag!
 * Taco: No, no! I'm the ghost of the Flying Ghost Man!
 * Remote: Eh, something's missing. I know! [Remote runs inside Taco's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Remote. Remote comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans. [Taco steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
 * Taco: I don't know, Remote.
 * [Doorbell rings]
 * Remote: Come on, Taco. They're little kids! Little kids are easy to scare!
 * [Door opens]
 * Kids: Trick-or-treat!
 * Taco: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Remote] Rawr-rawr!
 * [The kids laugh.]
 * Kid #1: Look, it's the haunted mattress! [The kids laugh again.]
 * Taco: Okay, okay, here's your candy.
 * Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you.
 * [The kids walk away laughing]
 * Taco: I don't get it, Remote.
 * Remote: Taco, look at my new paper ghost! [Remote holds scissors in his right hand and has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary.
 * Taco: That is it, Remote!
 * Remote: What's it?
 * Taco: What's the difference between that ghost and me?
 * [Remote concentrates]
 * Remote: No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this! I can do this! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Don't tell me! [pants] Okay, tell me.
 * Taco: I've got a square head... [points both hands to his head and grabs the puppet ghost] ...and a real ghost has a round one. [follows his index finger around the perimeters of the puppet ghost's head] All we have to do is make my head round and boo! I'm scary! [Bubble transitions to Taco sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Remote has goggles on]
 * Remote: Okay, are you ready?
 * Taco: [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this.
 * [Remote razors off Taco's sides]
 * Remote: Are you sure you want to do this?
 * Taco: Shave me down, make me round!
 * [Remote razors off more and uses one piece to wipe off his sweat from his forehead]
 * Remote: All right, let's get to it. [razors off more part. Later, Taco is a round ghost]
 * Taco: What do you think?
 * Remote: Perfect. [shakes Taco's hand] Now that's scary! [Remote puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [Scene cuts to Taco running down a street trying to scare people]
 * Taco: Oooh... I'm the Flying Ghost Man!
 * Remote: Oooh... I don't know who I am! [Taco pretends to fly and rings the doorbell of one of the homes. The man inside opens the door.]
 * Taco: Rawr! Rawr! I'm the Flying Ghost Man!
 * Remote: Oooh, I'm the Flying Ghost Man's best friend! [both run off laughing]
 * Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head]
 * Remote: Oh, boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.
 * Taco: Do you think?
 * Remote: Oh, no question! You scared the barnacles off that guy!
 * Taco: Who should we scare next?
 * Remote: There's a whole party just full of people down at Gelatin's Steakhouse and the Flying Ghost Man is going to show up uninvited. [kids laughing] Oh! Here comes someone now! [Taco jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
 * Taco: Rawr! Woooh, I'm the Flying Ghost Man! [Taco & Remote run off laughing again]
 * Kid #2: Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress?
 * Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag! [The kids laugh.]
 * [Scene cuts to Gelatin's Steakhouse, where there is a Halloween feast going on. Teardrop is bobbing for apples with his daughter Tempera, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Teardrop successfully bobs an apple, but accidentally swallows it. Teardrop chokes on an apple]
 * Tempera: Oh, TD, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Teardrop spits out the apple which shoots past Woody (dressing up as a pirate) and SparkleHeart (whose hair and head are in the shape of a goldfish), breaking a window off-screen in the process]
 * SparkleHeart: Howdy, Woody, I mean, Flying Ghost Man. Great party, huh?
 * Woody: What are you supposed to be?
 * SparkleHeart: Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl!
 * Woody: I don't get it. [SparkleHeart and Woody drink the fruit punch. Meanwhile, Taco and Remote are on the roof of Gelatin's Steakhouse. Taco is tied up with some rope which Remote will lower him in with. Taco opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
 * Remote: Are you ready, Taco? [thumbs up from Taco]
 * Taco: Okay, Remote, kill the lights!
 * [Lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around screaming. Taco is lowered in appearing with a scary look. Remote begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone. Teardrop even hides in the apple barrel]
 * Remote: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I am the Flying Ghost Man! Booga-booga-booga-booga-booga-booga! Give me your souls! [a jellyfish comes up behind Remote and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Remote stands up there for a few seconds. He screams and starts running around in circles while Taco is tumbling.] Ow! Ow!
 * Taco: Whoa! [flails around in and around. Remote rubs his rear on Gelatin's Steakhouse chimney trying to shake off the jellyfish sting. As Remote continues to run around, Taco dangles upside down, revealing his pants.]
 * Kid #3: [notices Taco's pants] Hey, that's no Ghost Man, that's Taco!
 * SparkleHeart: Taco?
 * Woody: Taco. [everyone laughs]
 * Taco: [still dangling] Help! Help!
 * Remote: [using megaphone] I am not Taco. Those are my street clothes!
 * Crowd: [All laughing, one of them says "Flying Ghost Man! Flying Ghope Man!"]
 * [Lightning strikes. The entrance of Gelatin's Steakhouse suddenly opens a bright light.]
 * Flying Ghost Man: Enough!
 * [Everyone gasps as glowing white smoke comes into Gelatin's Steakhouse. A glowing white figure appears, it turns out to be the Flying Ghost Man. He does an evil laugh, making everyone scream in terror.]
 * Teardrop: It's the real Flying Ghost Man! [he faints]
 * Flying Ghost Man: You bet your lily-white livers, I'm the Flying Ghost Man. And I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your soul. [everyone screams] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dressing like me. [Woody takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning the Flying Ghost Man name in a laughingstock. But that's not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at Taco, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Ghost Man costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
 * Taco: Do you mean I'm not scary?
 * Flying Ghost Man: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding Taco, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly laughs in their faces again which makes everyone scream in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy]
 * SparkleHeart: Taco!
 * Flying Ghost Man: First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes Taco's ghost costume...then stares at Taco in horror. The Flying Ghost Man flies out of Gelatin's Steakhouse screaming. Taco is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body]
 * Taco: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [laughs]
 * [Everyone else, except Remote and himself, runs out screaming]
 * Taco: It worked, Remote. I scared everybody!
 * Remote: Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
 * Taco: Pink hat? Oh, that's not a hat. That's my brain. [pats his brain]
 * Remote: Ohh... [he runs away screaming, and the screen fades to black.]
 * Taco: [off-screen] Don't worry, it grows back! [The episode ends.]

Trivia

 * Teardrop talks in this episode.