Xanadu Marker Squad/Transcript

A Ghost in the Picture:

 * Malware Marker: Okay, you lousy morons. I give up. What's this?
 * (Xanadu Marker Holds a Camera)
 * Xanadu Marker: It's a camera. All I need to do is point, click and within a few seconds we'll have a nice new photo.
 * Malware Marker: Well, let's test it at once.
 * (Malware Marker ran outside the castle, and came to a balcony)
 * Malware Marker: Peace! Take a picture of me against the night sky.
 * Xanadu Marker: Are you ready? Say "cheese"!
 * (Xanadu Marker Takes a Photo of Malware Marker Making a Peace Sign with her Hand)
 * Malware Marker: Let me see!
 * Chaos Marker: How did it turn out?
 * Malware Marker: Oh, it's appearing! You can take good pictures if you have a good model.
 * (Chaos Marker saw this, horrified)
 * Malware Marker: Huh?
 * (Ghost Marker Appears in the Picture)
 * (Chaos Marker Freaks Out and Jumps in Malware Marker's Arms)
 * Chaos Marker: That ghost could be the spirit of a citizen the boss abused, Malware Marker.
 * (Malware Marker Begins to Get Nervous, But Hides it): I wanna fight off this ghost.
 * (Malware Marker Went Back to the Castle, She Began to Shiver)

Accident on the Bridge:

 * (Malware Marker Visits Chaos Marker)
 * Malware Marker: Hello, Chaos Marker. Ghost Marker is coming tonight, right?
 * Chaos Marker: Yes.
 * Malware Marker: Then I will seek my revenge.
 * Chaos Marker: Ghost Marker holding a grudge against you is in your castle.
 * Malware Marker: (She gulps in fear) Ghost Marker in my castle?!
 * Chaos Marker (She nodded) I'm afraid it'll be appeared tonight.
 * (Malware Marker Goes Back into the Car as They Drive)
 * Malware Marker: We're going back to the castle. Hurry up.
 * Flytrap Marker: Say, how did it go?
 * Malware Marker: It looks like it will appear tonight.
 * Xanadu Marker: It was Ghost Marker after all?
 * Malware Marker: (Nervous) If Ghost Marker appears, I'll put it on TV! (Laughs) My castle looked old with intent, but it's new. There's no such thing as ghosts! The ghost and the fortune teller are both frauds.
 * Solar Flare Marker: What about the ghost in the picture?
 * Malware Marker: (Gulps) It must have been a mistake...
 * (They Try to Realize the Situation)
 * Malware Marker: What's going on?!
 * Chaos Marker: The bridge is... WE HAVEN'T FINISHED CROSSING...!
 * (Malware Marker and her troops screams as The Bridge Closes Down, and the Car Slides Down, Malware Marker and her troops tumbled to the ground)
 * Malware Marker: The bridge never done that before...
 * Xanadu Marker: Maybe that's the ghost's way of saying "boo".
 * Malware Marker: There ain't no ghost!
 * (Dark Markery and Danger Marker Arrive)
 * Malware Marker: Some guards you are!
 * Xanadu Marker: How dare you two leave the bridge sliding down?!
 * Dark Markery: I'm sorry, boss, but that wasn't my fault!
 * Danger Marker: Someone must have sabotaged the bridge!
 * Chaos Marker: We don't want to hear your apologies! Investigate the cause at once!
 * (Malware Marker Sees the Ghost Marker Picture Again Flying Towards Her)
 * (Malware Marker Hides her Face and Shivers)
 * Solar Flare Marker: I don't see anything.
 * Malware Marker: Didn't see Ghost Marker? (Smiles) Well, it's nothing. I gotta get back to the castle. Come on, troops.
 * (Malware Marker follows her troops back to the castle)

Encounters of a Ghost:

 * (Princess Marker Panics): It was a spook. I know it was a spook.
 * King Marker: Try to calm down, my dear. Hmm.
 * (Malware Marker and Xanadu Marker Come Inside)
 * King Marker: Your Majesty?
 * Xanadu Marker: Sir E, we're in a scaring a grousers. Now, what's the matter?
 * King Marker: Well, we-- we think we've seen a--
 * Princess Marker: --a galloping goblin!
 * Malware Marker: Huh? What's she talkin' 'bout?
 * King Marker: Well, it sounds rather silly, and it could have some perfectly logical explanations.
 * Princess Marker: But we saw a ghost!
 * (Malware Marker and Xanadu Marker Panic)
 * Malware Marker: Uh, maybe it was just a pigment of your imagination.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: But I saw it, too! I heard footsteps, like somebody was following me.
 * (Flashback Begins of Rainbow Road Marker Walking Down the Hall)
 * (Rainbow Road Marker Looks Back and Hears Footsteps)
 * (Ghost Marker Wails, and Rainbow Road Marker Gasps)
 * (Rainbow Road Marker Looks Scared)
 * (Ghost Marker Appears Quickly)
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Rainbow Road Marker: When I opened my eyes, it was gone. I was never so scared in my whole entire life.
 * Princess Marker: That spook gave me a scare, too. I was sitting by the television, minding my business--
 * (Flashback of Princess Marker Watching TV)
 * (The Windows Open)
 * (Princess Marker Closes the Windows)
 * (Ghost Marker Appears)
 * (Princess Marker Panics, and Covers the Curtains)
 * (Princess Marker Sighs with Relief)
 * (Ghost Marker Showed Up and Wailed in her Face)
 * (Flashback Ends Back to the Present)
 * Princess Marker: It was a nightmare without the sleeping.
 * King Marker: I had a rather encountering myself, Sire. I was down at the dungeon, checking some supplies.
 * (Flashback Begins with King Marker in the Dungeon)
 * (King Marker was Picking a Bottle, when a Bottle Floated in Midair)
 * (More Bottles Floated, and King Marker Screams in Terror)
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * King Marker: I dare say we have a spirit among the spirits if you'll pardon the unintentional puns, Sire.
 * (Malware Marker Laughs)
 * Malware Marker: I see the plan. I move out, you take over the castle.
 * King Marker: No, Your Majesty!
 * Princess Marker: But if you did leave, I hope you'd take Xanadu Marker with you.
 * Knight Marker (Off-Screen): Sire.
 * (Malware Marker, King Marker, and Princess Marker Turn and See Knight Marker)
 * King Marker and Princess Marker: Knight Marker?
 * Knight Marker: Without due respect, I find it hard to believe that you are not involved with these paranormalities.
 * Malware Marker: This ain't my fault! I get spooked by spooks!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I bet it's one of this monsters!
 * King Marker: Is this another plot against Kirby?
 * Malware Marker: I ain't plottin' against nobody! And there ain't no ghost, 'cause there can't be no such a thing!
 * Princess Marker: But then what was it that flew in my window?
 * King Marker: Why were those bottles floating?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: There's a ghost here!
 * (Malware Marker Screams): Ghost Marker is after me! And I gotta do something before it gets me! (Sobbing)

Hunt Down the Ghost:

 * (The Monitor Comes Down)
 * Greedy Marker: What can Nightmare Enterprises do for you today, Your Flightiness?
 * Malware Marker: Upload me a monster that's good for gettin' rid of ghosts.
 * Greedy Marker: I'd love to, King, but unfortunately, your accounts are over hold until you pay off your balance.
 * Malware Marker: What?!? Look, I got an emergency here.
 * Greedy Marker: My hands are tied, triple D. From now on, no money, no monsters.
 * (The Monitor Turns Off)
 * (The King Gets Angry, Until the Light Goes Off)
 * Malware Marker: Hey, what's goin' on here? Who's playin' around with them lights?
 * (Malware Marker Goes to Find Ghost Marker)
 * Malware Marker: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this ghost sComet Marker once and for all.
 * (Malware Marker Keeps Waking, but then Screams)
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I heard footsteps in the hallway, like somebody was following me.
 * (Malware Marker Screaming): Ghost stories is a bunch of baloney! I ain't lettin' no hot dobbily doo scare me none. Everybody else in this castle can run around shakin' and quakin' if they want to, but no matter what anybody says, they're ain't no such critter as a ghost, and I'm gonna prove it to 'em.
 * (Malware Marker Looks Shocked)
 * Ceramic Marker: There is Ghost Marker roaming your castle.
 * (Malware Marker Hears Footsteps, and Whimpers)
 * (Xanadu Marker Bumps Into Malware Marker)
 * (Malware Marker and Xanadu Marker Scream)
 * Xanadu Marker: Oh, it's you.
 * Malware Marker: Xanadu Marker?
 * Xanadu Marker: Hope I didn't scare you.
 * (Malware Marker Punches Xanadu Marker)
 * Malware Marker: I'm searchin' this castle from top to bottom, and you're comin' with me.
 * Xanadu Marker: I'd love to help you find Ghost Marker, Sire, but I'm afraid I'm just too afraid to.
 * (Xanadu Marker Cowardly Leaves)
 * Malware Marker: Get back here!
 * (Xanadu Marker Hides in the Castle)
 * Malware Marker: Xanadu Marker! Open up, you crustaceous coward!
 * Xanadu Marker (Off-Screen): He's not here.
 * (Malware Marker Looks Angry)
 * Malware Marker: Huh?
 * (Footsteps Approach)
 * (Malware Marker Gasps): Ghost Marker's after me! I gotta get back to my room.