The Haunted Halloween Adventures of Alphabet Lore/Transcript

A and his Friends are Invited to a Halloween Feast:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Mike Salcedo presents)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * A: Everyone, we've been invited to a Halloween feast. It's time to go to that feast that's here on this calendar.
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * L: That's a great idea, A.
 * (A)
 * (A Pulls the Isis to W)
 * (W)
 * W: What's a Halloween feast?
 * (W Moves the Isis Away)
 * (And Some of A's Friends)
 * T: It's a feast for Halloween. Everybody who invites them to a feast do what they say.
 * U: Right, T.
 * G: I'll make some costumes for all of us.
 * A: I'm so happy, but that reminds me. I must finish the decorations.

Tentacle Snatcher Enters:

 * (Tentacle Snatcher Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (The Alphabets Scream in Terror)
 * P: GHOST!!
 * A: That's not a ghost. He can't go through walls.
 * P: No, but you can.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: We came across to find Q sleeping on a pumpkin.
 * R: That's no pumpkin, silly. That's a Jack-o-Lantern.
 * Q: Jack-o-Lantern? Wow!
 * H: Maybe that's a ghost.

Kidnapped!:

 * (Tentacle Snatcher Gasps)
 * Tentacle Snatcher: She's got a cute ring. Nice ring. I need to fix her ring, though. If only you had-- (Gasps) Her ring! I found her! I found her! (Laughing)
 * A: N! Quiet down! Excuse me. Can I help you?
 * K: Yes. You can help take his paws off my girl.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.
 * A: How did my friend get down here?
 * X (Off-Screen): Just give her N nice and easy.
 * A: I'm sorry. She's part of our team.
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Groans)
 * X (Off-Screen): Now just walk away.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Wait!
 * X (Off-Screen): The other way.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: I'll give you 50 bucks for her.
 * Y: 50 bucks ain't bad.
 * C: Yeah, it's obviously true, Y.
 * A: She's not for sale.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Everything's for sale, or trade. Do you like my coat?
 * A: Sorry.
 * X: She's safe.
 * (A's Friends Cheer)
 * J: She showed him.
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Gets Frustrated and Starts to Leave)
 * Y (Off-Screen): Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Steps on a Skateboard and Sees Something in his Eye)
 * X (Off-Screen): Hold on.
 * R (Off-Screen): What's up?
 * P (Off-Screen): What is it, X?
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Rolls the Skateboard Out of Sight, and Kidnaps N)
 * J (Off-Screen): What's he doing?
 * P: I can't watch. Can someone cover my eyes?
 * X: Oh, no. He's stealing N.
 * P: Stealing? He can't take N. It's illegal.
 * J: Where's he going?
 * P: Somebody do something.
 * A: X!
 * (X Jumps Down and Tries to Rescue N)
 * Y: Get him, X.
 * (X Runs After Tentacle Snatcher's Car)
 * (X Sees the Car Drive Away)
 * (X Jumps on the Car and Tries to Open it)
 * (She Falls off the Car and the Car Drives Away)
 * (The License Plate Said TNTSNTCHR)
 * (X Found a Feather on the Ground)
 * (A's Friends Looked Sad)
 * A: Why would someone steal N?
 * (Scene Fades to the Car Driving)
 * (N is in a Suitcase Looking Through the Outside)
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Takes the Suitcase with N Inside)
 * (N Looks Through the Outside)
 * (Tentacle Snatcher Goes Inside the Building)
 * (The Building Said "No Children Allowed")

Who Stole N?:

 * (P Falls Down and Accidentally Hits a Button)
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * (P Screams)
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * A: P, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
 * P: Which one is off?
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * W: For crying out loud, it's this one!
 * (W Turns off the TV)
 * W: I loathe that ghost.
 * (A Picture of N is Shown)
 * H: Okay, let's go over this again. At exactly 8:32-ish, Exhibit #A: N was kidnapped. Exhibit #B: She was taken by the kidnapper.
 * J: He didn't have a beard.
 * H: Okay, X, give him a shave.
 * (X Fixes Tentacle Snatcher's Image)
 * Q (Off-Screen): The kidnapper was bigger than that.
 * H: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
 * A: Let's go right to Exhibit #F. The kidnapper had a vehicle. The vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
 * H: Your eyes have it backwards. They went the other way.
 * A: Hey, shut up!
 * P: How do you spell FBI?
 * A: My crime scene!
 * H: Watch where you're going, P!
 * P: You didn't tell me there was a crime scene.
 * H: Excuse me. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
 * A's Friends: Huh?
 * (H was Writing Something on a Piece of Paper)
 * Q: What are you doing, H?
 * H: It's some W of code. It's a message on that vehicle's tag.
 * A: It's just a license plate. Just a pile of letters.
 * U: Yeah, and they're about 3 - 5 million registered cars.
 * A: This can't help. Let's just go back to work.
 * H: Work, work, work. Hang on!
 * (H Writes "Tentacle Snatcher" on the Paper)
 * A's Friends: Tentacle Snatcher?
 * H: X, draw that guy in the ghost suit.
 * (X Draws Tentacle Snatcher in the Ghost Suit)
 * (P Screams): It's the ghost!
 * H (Off-Screen): That's our guy.
 * W (Off-Screen): I knew there was something I hated about that ghost.
 * F: So, you kidnapped the Ghost Girl, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into our garden. (Giggles)
 * F: You have done well, my Tentacle Snatcher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, F, the cat, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Snatcher Laughing)

The Alphabet Dance:

 * (Everyone Laughs)
 * X: Serves them right.
 * A: You said it, X.
 * X: Thanks, A. You spooked the Tentacle Snatcher.
 * F: We sure gave those bad guys a fright.
 * O: That's right.
 * (Q Hugs A)
 * Q: All it's all thanks to you, A.
 * X: Now it is time for the dance number.
 * F: Very good idea, X.
 * (Alphabets Agree)
 * (E and D Bob for Apples, but Fall in the Barrel of Water)
 * (Their Heads Rises Out of the Water and Laugh)
 * (Next, A and P Play Pin the Tail on the Donkey)
 * (A Spins P, and P is Blindfolded)
 * (P Accidentally Pins the Tail on H, Causing H to Jump in A's Arms)
 * (Next, I and N Play Ghost)
 * (I and N Scare W, Making W Laugh and Run for Fun)
 * (Finally, A and his Friends Do Karaoke Night)
 * (A Starts to Play the Organ)
 * F: "You've all probably heard the rumors, about this wicked sassy man named the Tentacle Snatcher. She's coming to collect on our deals with the Devil, and we all just stopped her."
 * J: "Hey, she came this way, so beware."
 * Q: "Say, we scared her right out of the air." (Laughs)
 * X: "I just put her on icing myself, and we, girl ghouls, wouldn't be so good for her health."
 * O: "We just smashed her, whacked her with a trout!"
 * P: "We just thrashed her, and then pulled her insides out."
 * Alphabets: "We're having a haunt fright. We're gonna play all day. We're having a haunt fright with a big good day. We're having a haunt fright. We're gonna make it right. Her debt to the devil was coming due tonight."
 * (After the Song was Over, A's Friends Cheered)
 * (Scene Fades to A Talking to P and Y)
 * A: This is the best Halloween party ever!
 * Y: Boo-yah!
 * (Everyone Laughs)
 * Y: Happy Halloween! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Y)
 * (The Alphabets Walk Back to Planet Z)
 * (Screen Fades Black)