A Ghostly Tale/Transcript

Black Hole helping his henchmen:

 * (Episode Opens to Goiky)
 * (Black Hole Looks at his Spell and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Black Hole: This time, nothing will stand in the way of what I want most in the world.
 * Purity: What? To keep kissing Charity?
 * Black Hole: No! Steal Charity's wedding ring!
 * (He Drops the Dust in the Potion)
 * Black Hole: It's the first ring Charity received. He wants to marry Patient so she can become his wife. Once I melt his ring and pour into my amulet, I will turn back into normal and be so powerful. Not only will I keep kissing Charity,
 * (A Picture of the Globe Appears)
 * Black Hole: but the world will be mine as well! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Purity Laughs)
 * (Black Hole Laughing)
 * Black Hole: Sorry, I get carried away.
 * (Scene Slides to Night Time)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Guard: The henchmen have escaped! The henchmen have escaped!
 * Unity: Thanks for sneaking us outta jail, Black Hole. We were getting pretty bored for our time to run out.
 * Black Hole: How long was your sentence?
 * Unity: Life.
 * Black Hole: Well, I didn't sneak you out for the exercise. I need your help! I want you to steal Charity's wedding ring!
 * Unity: No way! We only go after the big stuff. They don't call me Unity for nothing.
 * Purity: Yeah. Make it at least half a dollar or forget it.
 * Unity: Make it Charity's friends and you got yourself a deal.
 * Black Hole: It's a deal.
 * (Black Hole and Unity Shake Hands)
 * Purity (Off-Screen): Hey, Unity. We have a surprise for you.
 * (Unity Turns His Head)
 * Purity: Ta-da!
 * Black Hole: We have a sheet for you.
 * Purity: We're sure we had this.
 * Unity: You're not the only ones who wear scary costumes.
 * (Unity Dresses Up in the Bedsheet as a Ghost)
 * Black Hole: I assume everything is ready. We're all ready, too.

Black Hole and his Troops Sneak in Charity's House/Searching for Charity's Ring:

 * (Charity Rushes to the Mirror)
 * Prudent: You look beautiful, Charity.
 * Charity: Thanks, Prudent. Everything has to be perfect. I want Vanity to see I'm a good friend. A good deed is good business, you know.
 * (Reflections of Charity Reveal)
 * Prudent: Now you heard Charity. Go upstairs and change!
 * Unity: Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
 * Patient: Wow, Prudent. Charity's voice is changing.
 * Prudent: Right, Patient. The Virtue is growing up fast.
 * (Just Then Unity Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (Prudent and Patient Scream in Terror)
 * Prudent and Patient: A GHOST!!
 * Unity: Booga-booga-booga!
 * (Prudent and Patient Scream in Terror)
 * (Prudent and Patient Race to Charity's Place)
 * (Unity Laughs)
 * Black Hole: That got 'em. Let's go back to my house.
 * (Scene Fades to Goiky)
 * Purity: We sure scared the heebie-jeebies out them, guys.
 * (Purity Laughs)
 * Unity: I gave a boo! And a woo! And an ooga-booga-booga! And I scared 'em.

Ghost Scares the Virtues:

 * (The Virtues Open the Door and Come Tiptoeing)
 * Temper: Now we'll see if that's where they have the crown jewels.
 * (The Virtues Look Around)
 * Temper: In that, of course. We go out to the kitchen in the meantime and see if they have any things.
 * (Temper and Humility Go to the Kitchen, and Temper's Gang Start Looking for Things)
 * (Patient Hoists up With her Tail on the Ceiling Lamp)
 * (Patient Picks up a Small Coffin and Opens it)
 * (Patient Whistles with Satisfaction)
 * (Patient Finds a Ring)
 * (Purity and Black Hole are Behind the Sofa)
 * Purity: She found a ring.
 * (Patient Finds a Medal)
 * Purity: And medal.
 * (Charity and Chastity are Looking for Things)
 * (In the Kitchen, Temper and Humility Find Lots of Diamonds and Snicker Mischievously)
 * (Prudent and Patient are Looking for Things)
 * Patient: Let's see what's in here.
 * (Patient Opens the Cupboard Door, then Prudent and Patient See Unity Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Unity Lets Out a Ghostly Moan)
 * (Patient and Prudent are Startled as Patient Drops the Bag and Run)
 * (Unity Chases them Both with a Moan)
 * (Temper and Humility Snicker as Patient and Prudent Walk Backwards Nervously at the Ghosts)
 * (Patient and Prudent Bump into Temper and Humility, Dropping the Diamonds to the Floor)
 * (Charity and Chastity Hear the Noise and Race to Temper and Humility)
 * (Patient and Prudent are Shaking in Fright)
 * Temper: What? What is it?
 * (Prudent Points to the Ghosts)
 * (Temper and Humility See the Ghosts Coming Towards Them)
 * (Temper and Humility Scream as they Fall to the Floor)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Laugh)
 * (The Virtues Slip Onto the Floor, Knocking the Pots, Pans and Buckets to the Floor)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Laughing)
 * (The Virtues Rush to the Door)
 * (Unity Chases After Them)
 * Black Hole: We'll catch up with you soon, and then we'll have fun!
 * (Unity Chases The Virtues Down the Stairs and Moan Ghostly)
 * (Suddenly, The Virtues Slip and Fall Down the Stairs)
 * (Unity Looks Proudly and Come Back to the Living Room)
 * (Black Hole's Troops Have Picked up and Collected all the Things that The Virtues Have Lost)
 * Black Hole: We managed to scare him away.
 * (Unity Takes off His Ghost Costume)