ScaredySquirrel

is a derivative of Scaredy Pants.

Script

 * French Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. Pirates, skeletons, and sea monsters. [giggles evilly] Ohh, sorry. Everyone is having fun. Well, almost everyone. [SquirrelBob is washing the dishes in the Pigsty Piglet kitchen. The door creaks open, and SquirrelBob jumps in surprise]
 * SquirrelBob: Huh? Who's there? [door creaks open some more as SquirrelBob goes back to washing some dishes. Turns around and three pieces of paper spelling out "boo" turn on the ordering turntable. SquirrelBob speeds up the cleaning of the dishes until he finishes]
 * SquirrelBob: Okay, Mr. Piglets, the dishes are done, I'm leaving! [tries running out, but Mr. Piglets stops him in his tracks]
 * Mr. Piglets: Hold on. Don't you want to hear my annual scary story?
 * SquirrelBob: No thank you, Mr. Piglets. Uhh, does it have monsters in it?
 * Mr. Piglets: Aye, the worst monster of them all.
 * SquirrelBob: Uhh... no. [opens the door then turns around] Is it a true story?
 * Mr. Piglets: True as the deep blue.
 * SquirrelBob: Okay, maybe just a little.
 * Mr. Piglets: Have a seat, me boy. [runs while saying "hot, hot, hot when carrying the campfire" sits on a log. Mr. Piglets puts a campfire in the middle of them] Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Skeleton descends on Bulldog Bottom, in a pirate ship, just like this. [holds up a Piggy Burger] Only bigger!
 * SquirrelBob: Excuse me, did his ship look like a Piggy Burger?
 * Mr. Piglets: Like I was saying, the Flying Skeleton swoops down and starts stealing people's souls. [holds up Wiz Khalifa]
 * SquirrelBob: Do souls look like Wiz Khalifa?
 * Mr. Piglets: Aye, as a matter of fact, they do. And he puts them where you can never get them... in his soul bag. [drops Wiz Khalifa into a bag that has the words "Pigsty Piglet" crossed out and the word "soul" written above it. Mr. Piglets giggles evilly as Nick Cannon appears behind SquirrelBob in a pirate suit]
 * Nick Cannon: I've come for your Wiz Khalifa. [SquirrelBob jumps up wailing]
 * Mr. Piglets: Ah, Scaredy Squirrel gets easier to scare every year! [Nick Cannon takes his costume off as SquirrelBob, in a barrel, sees the pirate was Nick Cannon]
 * SquirrelBob: Humph, Nick Cannon!
 * Mr. Piglets: Nothing like a good ghost story, eh, me boy? Hope you're not too scared to come to my party tonight, SquirrelBob ScaredySquirrel! [giggles while walking out]
 * Nick Cannon: [walks up behind SquirrelBob] Steal your soul. [SquirrelBob jumps out of the Pigsty Piglet wailing and begins to walk home. As he is walking home, he sees a jack-o-lantern and then he walks up to a kid in a cowboy costume]
 * Kid: Twick-or-tweet! [SquirrelBob wails and runs away. The kid’s parents walk up next to their son]
 * Mother: I'm okay, son. My dude is just SquirrelBob ScaredySquirrel. [SquirrelBob is walking home until Mrs. Orca drives up and honks the horn, sending SquirrelBob wailing and jumping to hold onto the street light]
 * Mrs. Orca: Happy Halloween, ScaredySquirrel. [drives off giggling]
 * SquirrelBob: My name is SquareSquirrel. I'm SquareSquirrel! [Cut later at his house, inside a pumpkin. SquirrelBob and Kermit the Frog are inside of it] I don't get it, Kermit the Frog. Every Halloween, no matter how hard I try, everybody scares me.
 * Kermit the Frog: Meow.
 * SquirrelBob: [carves his pumpkin from the inside] Well, I'm sick of it. [SquirrelBob comes out] No more ScaredySquirrel! [notices his pumpkin and wails while running into his closet]
 * Startrick: SquirrelBob!
 * SquirrelBob: Kermit the Frog, I'm Startrick! I'm going to scare him! This would be my turn. [opens the door and tries to scare Startrick] Rawr! [Startrick has some funny glasses on]
 * Startrick: Hiya, SquirrelBob! [SquirrelBob wails. Startrick takes his glasses off] Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.
 * SquirrelBob: Why can't I be frightening for once? Where's my chance?
 * Startrick: Well, if you want to be scary, you got to need a good costume. [later, SquirrelBob walks out of his closet with a big, white sheet on]
 * SquirrelBob: What do you think?
 * Startrick: Great! You're going as my trick-or-treat bag!
 * SquirrelBob: No, no! I'm the ghost of the Flying Skeleton!
 * Startrick: Uhh... something's missing. I know! [Startrick runs inside SquirrelBob's closet. A tree falls down but then gets sawed down by Startrick. Startrick comes out with a pair of clogs] Step into these babies, Hans. [SquirrelBob steps into the clogs] Terrifying.
 * SquirrelBob: I don't know, Startrick. [doorbell rings]
 * Startrick: Come on, SquirrelBob. I'm a little kid! Little kids are easy to scare! [door opens]
 * Kids: Trick-or-treat!
 * SquirrelBob: [jumps out and tries to scare the kids like he did Startrick] Rawr-rawr! [kids giggle]
 * Kid #1: Look, I'm the haunted mattress!
 * SquirrelBob: Okay, okay, here's your candy.
 * Kid #1: No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you. [kids walk away giggling]
 * SquirrelBob: I don't get it, Startrick.
 * Startrick: SquirrelBob, look at my new paper ghost! [Startrick holds scissors in his right hand a has a puppet on his left hand] Oooh, scary.
 * SquirrelBob: That is it, Startrick!
 * Startrick: What's it?
 * SquirrelBob: What's the difference between that ghost and me? [Startrick concentrates]
 * Startrick: No, no, no wait. Don't tell me. [concentrates more] D-don't tell me. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! I can do this. Don't tell me! Don't tell me! Okay, tell me.
 * SquirrelBob: I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary! [SquirrelBob is now sitting on a chair in his bathroom. Startrick has goggles on]
 * Startrick: Okay, are you ready?
 * SquirrelBob: [shows paper ghost] Remember, like this. [Startrick razors off SquirrelBob's sides]
 * Startrick: Are you sure you want to do this?
 * SquirrelBob: Shave me down, make me round! [Startrick razors off more and uses one piece to wipe off his sweat from his forehead]
 * Startrick: All right, let's get to it. [razors off more part. Later, SquirrelBob is a round ghost]
 * SquirrelBob: What do you think?
 * Startrick: Perfect. Now my dude is scary! [Startrick puts on his funny glasses] Let's go scare somebody. [SquirrelBob runs down a street trying to scare people]
 * SquirrelBob: Oooh... I'm the Flying Skeleton!
 * Startrick: Oooh... I don't know what my name is! [man opens door]
 * SquirrelBob: Rawr! Rawr! I'm the Flying Skeleton!
 * Startrick: Oooh, I'm the Flying Skeleton's best friend! [both run off giggling]
 * Man: Hey, don't you kids want your candy? [both jump behind some coral in the shape of a skeleton head]
 * Startrick: Oh, boy, that was something. Your costume really packs a punch.
 * SquirrelBob: Do you think?
 * Startrick: Oh, no question! You scared the barnacles off that guy!
 * SquirrelBob: Who should we scare next?
 * Startrick: There's a whole party just full of people down at the Pigsty Piglet and the Flying Skeleton is going to show up uninvited. [kids giggling] Oh! Here comes someone now! [SquirrelBob jumps out to scare the kids from earlier]
 * SquirrelBob: Rawr! Rawr! I'm the Flying Skeleton! [SquirrelBob & Startrick run off giggling again]
 * Kid #2: Wasn't that the Haunted Mattress?
 * Kid #3: I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag! [kids giggle.]
 * [Later, Mr. Piglets is bobbing for apples with his daughter Seashell, who is dressed up as Frankenstein's bride. Mr. Piglets successfully bobs an apple, but accidentally swallows it. Mr. Piglets chokes on an apple]
 * Seashell: Oh, dad, you're embarrassing me again! [cries and runs off. Piglets spits out the apple which shoots past Nick Cannon and Hanson, breaking a window off-screen in the process]
 * Hanson: Howdy, Nick Cannon, I mean, Flying Skeleton. Great party, huh?
 * Nick Cannon: What are you supposed to be?
 * Hanson: Why, I'm a pet goldfish in a bowl!
 * Nick Cannon: I don't get it. [SquirrelBob and Startrick are on the roof of the Pigsty Piglet. SquirrelBob is tied up with some rope which Startrick will lower him in with. SquirrelBob opens a door on the roof to peek through to look at the party]
 * Startrick: Are you ready, SquirrelBob? [thumbs up from SquirrelBob]
 * SquirrelBob: Okay, Startrick, kill the lights!
 * [lights go off. As soon as this happens, everybody begins panicking and running around wailing. SquirrelBob is lowered in appearance with a scary look. Startrick begins talking through a megaphone to scare everyone. Mr. Piglets even hides in the apple barrel]
 * Startrick: Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! My name is the Flying Skeleton! Booga, booga, booga, booga! Give me your souls! [a girl named Chloe Kim comes up behind Startrick and zaps him in the butt.] Huh? [Startrick stands there a few seconds. He wails and starts running around in circles] Ow! Ow!
 * SquirrelBob: Whoa! [flails around in and around, then dangles upside down, revealing his Squirrel]
 * Kid #3: [notices SquirrelBob's Squirrel] Hey, my dude is no Skeleton, my dude is SquirrelBob!
 * Hanson: SquirrelBob?
 * Nick Cannon: SquirrelBob. [everyone giggles]
 * SquirrelBob: [still dangling] Help! Help!
 * Startrick: [using megaphone] My name is not SquirrelBob. Those are my street clothes! [thunder appears and the front doors are open]
 * Flying Skeleton: Enough! [everyone gasps as green smoke comes into the Pigsty Piglet. A green figure appears, it turns out to be the Flying Skeleton. He does an evil giggle making everyone wail in terror.]]
 * Mr. Piglets: I'm the real Flying Skeleton! [he faints]
 * Flying Skeleton: You bet your white lily livers I'm the Flying Skeleton. And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. I'm going to steal your souls. [everyone wails] Quiet! [breathes out flames to burn them] You had it coming, you little crybabies. Every year, people dress up like me. [Nick Cannon takes his costume off and whistles nonchalantly] Turning the Flying Skeleton name in a giggling stock. But my dude is not the reason I'm taking your souls. [pointing at SquirrelBob, who is hanging upside down] No, this is the straw that broke the camel's back. Out of all the Skeleton costumes I've seen, yours is the most insulting.
 * SquirrelBob: Do you mean I'm not scary?
 * Flying Skeleton: You? Scary?! [cackles, then cuts the rope holding SquirrelBob, and he falls to the floor] Let me tell you about scary, kid. There's all kinds of scary things in the world. Spiders are scary, uhh, I'm scary. You... you're not scary. Okay, let's get this over with. [flies back to the partygoers to steal their souls and evilly giggles in their faces again which makes everyone wail in terror again, one fish even shaking his head begging for mercy]
 * Hanson: SquirrelBob!
 * Flying Skeleton: First, I gotta get rid of this stupid costume. [removes SquirrelBob's ghost costume...then stares at SquirrelBob in horror. The Flying Skeleton flies out of the Pigsty Piglet wailing. SquirrelBob is now shown as skinless with just a brain, eyes, and a mouth with the lower half of his body]
 * SquirrelBob: Hey, what do you know? I scared him! [giggles. Everyone else, except Startrick and himself, runs out wailing] It worked, Startrick. I scared everybody!
 * Startrick: Yeah, I guess it was your pink hat.
 * SquirrelBob: Pink hat? Oh, my dude is not a hat. My dude is my brain.
 * Startrick: Ohh... [he runs away wailing. fade to black]
 * SquirrelBob: [off-screen] Don't worry, it grows back!