The Haunting in Virtue-Land/Transcript

Transcript:

 * Charity: I have a plan to capture ghosts.
 * Green Ghost: Patient, we will haunt those opponents for you. I have it covered. You need to put on a ghost costume, too.
 * Patient: Here's a sheet. (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)
 * (She is Disguised as a Ghost)
 * Charity: Find anything yet, Patient-y?
 * (Patient Moaning)
 * Charity: A Ghost! (He Runs Away) Get away from me! There are ghosts around my house!
 * (Patient Moans Eerily)
 * (Humility Screams and Hides in the Trunk)
 * Humility: Dagnab you, Patient. I oughta--
 * Diligence: That place is sure enough haunted.
 * Kind: H-H-H-Haunted?
 * (Kind Jumps in Humility's Arms)
 * Humility: Did you say haunted? Oh, boy!
 * Diligence: I was wrong about g-g-g-ghosts.
 * Temper: Wait, Diligence, look.
 * Yellow Ghost: Humanity, I'm going to make you a Forest Ghost.
 * Humanity: A Forest Ghost?
 * Humility: It's a ghost!
 * Chastity: A ghost?!
 * Temper: A ghost?
 * Kind: That's right. A ghost.
 * (Kind Looks at Temper and Screams)
 * (Kind Jumps in Chastity's Arms)
 * Chastity: Kind, what the-- What's the matter with you?
 * Kind: There's a goth in there!
 * Charity: We'll see what kinda ghost it is.
 * (Humanity is Dressed as a Forest Ghost, She Lets Out a Loud Moan)
 * Charity: It's the Forest Ghost!
 * (Humanity Chases Charity)
 * (Charity is Scared to his Wits)
 * (He Flew Until he Falls into a Moaning Sound)
 * Charity: Did you hear that?
 * (The Ghost Shows Up)
 * Charity: Ghost!
 * (Charity Runs from the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost Follows Him)
 * (Charity Hides)
 * (The Ghost Scares Charity)
 * (Charity Screams in Terror)
 * Patient: Boo!
 * (Charity Runs Away and the Ghost Follows)
 * (Kind Locks the Closet)
 * Patient: Boo!
 * (Kind Screams in Terror)
 * Patient: Gotcha! (Chuckles)
 * Charity: Holy cow.