Dancing Markers/Transcript

{{L|Female|[over loudspeaker] Now that's what I like to call a hard act to follow. Next up, we have Rainbow Road Marker SquarePants. [the crowd cheers as Mint Marker walks onto the stage] {{L|Green Marker|Oh, man. I can't wait. I am so stoked on dancing right now.}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|Now, before I begin, let me just thank you all for coming out tonight. [Mint Marker grabs Rainbow Road Marker's mouth]}} {{L|Mint Marker|Will you please stop it and let my dancing do the talking? [dances]}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|Wow, Mint Marker, the crowd's gone silent.}} {{L|Mint Marker|Of course they have. They are in the presence of a true artiste.}} {{L|Green Marker|What's he doing?}} {{L|Ghost Marker|Is he hurt?}} {{L|Fire Marker|I don't know, man, but it's hurting my eyes.}} {{L|Danger Marker|I think I'm gonna be sick. [throws up]}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|Uh, Mint Marker?}} {{L|Mint Marker|Ha. If they think that's good, wait till they see... [gets a knot in his leg and screams] Cramp! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! ''[he starts hopping around and then he bounces around on the floor on his head while everyone leaves. Tied Marker, who was asleep, wakes up and is about to walk out the door. All grumbling and leaving, except blue man]''}} {{L|Tied Marker|Hey, guys, wait up. Huh? What's this? [sees Rainbow Road Marker dancing] That's kind of nice. Hey guys, come check this out.}} {{L|''[Mint Marker continues to roll and move around crazily in pain. He then grabs his leg and pulls it inside]'' {{L|Mint Marker|Must finish dance... on other... ''[gets another cramp in the other leg. Screams and puts his other leg inside]''}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|Um, Mint Marker, is this part of the act?}} {{L|Mint Marker|[screams] The pain! [crowd cheers and throws flower onto the stage]}} {{L|Judge #2|By unanimous decision, we have a winner.}} {{L|Mint Marker|[gasps] Mine! [grabs the trophy and hugs it] I won, I won!}} {{L|Judge #2|Never before have I seen such zest, such joie de vivre.}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|Oh, thank you, you're too kind. But I couldn't have done it without a very special someone. [grabs Mint Marker]}} {{L|Mint Marker|Wait, Rainbow Road Marker, no! [is pulled out from Rainbow Road Marker's body]}} {{L|Judge #2|The rulebook clearly states "A single dancer must perform without any further assistance from a partner." Therefore, you're the winner. [hands trophy to coin balancing dancer]}} {{L|Marker #6|Oh man, the jig's up, Thief Marker. We're going home. [rips his wig in half and shows Thief Marker inside of it]}} {{L|Thief Marker|It's all right, I'll go call a taxi.}} {{L|Judge #2|Merciful Neptune. Are there any more cheaters?}} {{L|Marker #7|[takes off the sea horse costume] Ah, crud, we're two dancers.}} {{L|Scottish Marker|We're nine dancers, actually. [lifts his kilt up to show 8 little ones around his legs]}} {{L|Purple Marker|[takes Green Marker out of his pants] Does this count?}} {{L|Judge #2|Isn't there a single dancer here who is not assisted by a partner?}} {{L|Judge|Uh, what about number 52 over there? [Blue Marker is moving around on the ground screaming]}} {{L|Judge #2|Is he alone?}} {{L|Judge|Well, let me see. [looks inside Blue Marker's mouth] Why, yes, he is a single dancer.}} {{L|Judge #2|Oh, well, then. I guess he wins. [Blue Marker screams some more as everyone else, except Mint Marker cheers]}} {{L|Rainbow Road Marker|I love your new dance, Blue Marker.}} {{L|Blue Marker|Thanks.}} {{L|French Narrator|Epilogue.}} {{L|Security Marker|Bluegrass Marker? I've got a fresh load of laundr- [screams as she thinks Bluegrass Marker is having a seizure on the floor] Bluegrass Marker! Oh! Oh, dear me, no! [dials phone numbers] Hello, it's an emergency! My son! He's-}} {{L|Bluegrass Marker|[scoffs] Mom, calm down. [stops music] I'm just doing "The Cramp"!}} {{L|Security Marker|[hangs up phone] Oh, oh, you kids and your crazy dance fads. [she laughs and is soon joined by Dark Blue Marker, Rainbow Road Marker, Blue Marker, and Mint Marker]}} {{L|Blue Marker|Hey, everybody, let's all do "the cramp"!}} {{L|All|Yeah! ''[Security Marker sets up the music. Everybody dances "the cramp" and scream]''}}