The Have-Cots and Nots Enter the Haunted School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Jacknjellify Studios presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Walk Down the Road)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Enter the Haunted School Title Card Appears)
 * Ruby: Balloony, look. Lighting.
 * Balloony: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Ruby?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Ruby: No, lighting.
 * (Ruby)
 * (Ruby Pulls the Isis to Balloony)
 * (Balloony)
 * Balloony: Not while I'm walking, Ruby.
 * (Balloony Moves the Isis Away)
 * Lollipop: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Leafy, Teardrop, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody)
 * (Balloony Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Jacknjellify)
 * (Produced by Jacknjellify)
 * Balloony: Golly! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Ruby Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by Jacknjellify)
 * Leafy: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Gelatin: Don't be silly, Leafy. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Teardrop: Oh, no! Gelatin!
 * Lollipop: Crikey! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Gelatin: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Teardrop: Gelatin, let go!
 * Gelatin: Anything you say, Teardrop.
 * (Gelatin Falls on Teardrop)
 * Gelatin: Gee, Teardrop, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Teardrop: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Ruby: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Teardrop: Me, too.
 * Leafy: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Lollipop Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Leafy: I put it there for safe keeping, Lollipop.
 * Lollipop: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Balloony: No, we're not, Lollipop. There's the school. Not to shabby, Ruby.
 * Ruby: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Miss Grimsand's Finish School for Girls!
 * Balloony: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Miss Grimsand's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Ruby: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Leafy: Yeah.
 * Gelatin: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Gelatin: See, Teardrop? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Balloony: Golly! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Leafy: I can't see the road!
 * (Ruby Wipes Leafy's Eyes)
 * Ruby: How's that, Leafy?
 * Leafy: Much better, Ruby. I think I see the school.
 * (Leafy Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Teardrop: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Gelatin: It even has a moat.
 * Leafy: Moat?!
 * Ruby: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Ruby is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Balloony (Off-Screen): That's my boyfriend, Ruby. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Ruby and Fixes Him)
 * Ruby: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Ruby)
 * Ruby: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Lunar, Shoots Fire at Ruby)
 * Ruby: Balloony! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Balloony: Ruby likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Ruby: Leafy! Teardrop! Balloony! Lollipop! Gelatin! Bubble! Blocky! Firey! Loser! Taco! Flower! Spongy! Woody!
 * (Ruby Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Lunar's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Gelatin: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Lunar Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Ruby)
 * Ruby: Oh, no.
 * (Lunar Snarls at Ruby)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Lunar, come here.
 * (Lunar Sadly Comes to Miss Grimsand)
 * Miss Grimsand: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Ruby: Me? No.
 * Balloony: Gee, Ruby, is that--?
 * Ruby: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Miss Grimsand: Lunar can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Balloony: Nice to know you, Lunar. I'm Balloony. I guess you've already met my boyfriend, Ruby.
 * (Lunar Snarls at Ruby)
 * Ruby (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Miss Grimsand: Then you must be Leafy, Teardrop, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody. I'm Miss Grimsand, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Leafy: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Leafy Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Leafy Hears a Howl)
 * Leafy: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Ruby?
 * Ruby: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Ruby and Leafy Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Miss Grimsand: Come now. We have a contract, Leafy. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Leafy: I think so.
 * Gelatin: Sure they are. Lollipop and I even witnessed them. Right, Lollipop?
 * Lollipop: Right, Gelatin.
 * Miss Grimsand: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Miss Grimsand: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Leafy: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Zella: What's wrong with that? I'm Zella, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Leafy: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Ruby: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Witch Walks Down)
 * Witch: Hi! My name is a witch.
 * Ruby: Are you a witch?
 * Witch: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Alien: Greetings, earthlings. I'm the Alien's daughter.
 * Leafy: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Alien: Yes indeed.
 * Blob: Hello! I'm the Blob's daughter.
 * Gelatin: How cute! A blob monster!
 * Teardrop: She's too cute, Gelatin. But I agree with you.
 * Kaiju: Hi there! I'm Godzilla's daughter.
 * Leafy: Are you a Kaiju girl, too?
 * Kaiju: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Creature: Hello there. I'm Creature of the Black Lagoon's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Leafy: C-C-C-C-Creature--
 * Ruby: f-f-f-f-f-from the Black Lagoon?
 * Gargoyle: Hi! I'm a gargoyle.
 * Balloony: Are you really a gargoyle?
 * Gargoyle: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Medusa: Hello there. I'm Medusa.
 * Leafy: Y-Y-Y-You're a right?
 * Medusa (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Wilma Howling)
 * Balloony: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Miss Grimsand: Wilma the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Wilma.
 * Wilma: Helloooooooooo.
 * Leafy: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Jasmyn Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Ruby and Leafy Skid to a Stop)
 * Jasmyn: Hi! I'm Jasmyn.
 * Ruby: And I'm outta here!
 * Jasmyn: Huh?
 * Ruby: Come on, guys.
 * Gelatin: But, Ruby--
 * Miss Grimsand: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Jasmyn: They don't run like their tired.
 * Zella: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Miss Grimsand, Jasmyn, Wilma, and Zella Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Leafy: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Ruby: I hope so, Leafy.
 * Gelatin: But, Ruby, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Leafy (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Gelatin. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Kylie Floats By)
 * Leafy: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Kylie: Hi! I'm Kylie. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Kylie Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Teardrop: Not bad, Kylie, but do you know any pop?
 * (Leafy Grabs Teardrop's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Grimsand Girls)
 * Jasmyn: Don't worry, Miss Grimsand. We'll find 'em.
 * Lollipop: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Ruby: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Ruby, Leafy, Teardrop, Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Maddie Yawns)
 * Leafy: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Ruby: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Bumps into Jasmyn)
 * (Ruby Screams and Jumps into Leafy's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Miss Grimsand: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Maddie, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Maddie Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Zella: Yes, Maddie. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Leafy: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Ruby: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Kylie Laughs): They're strange, Jasmyn.
 * Jasmyn: But they're in good shape, Kylie.
 * Balloony: Gee, thanks.
 * Leafy: Good shape? For what?
 * Zella: To teach us how to beat those Boldon Cadets, of course.
 * Maddie: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Kylie: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Wilma: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Leafy: But--
 * Balloony: That's my boyfriend, Ruby. He and Leafy got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Ruby: Yes, right.
 * Balloony: Don't worry, Maddie. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Balloony.
 * Wilma: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Zella: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Jasmyn: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Jasmyn Slaps Teardrop, Leafy, and Ruby, Ruby, Leafy, and Teardrop Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Miss Grimsand: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mriss Grimsand the Keys)
 * Miss Grimsand: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Ruby, Leafy, and Teardrop Yells as they Faint)
 * (Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody Carry Ruby, Leafy, and Teardrop in Their Arms)
 * Gelatin: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Lunar Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Miss Grimsand: Ready for some early morning exercises, Lollipop?
 * Lollipop: You betcha, Miss Grimsand. Want us to wake Leafy and Ruby?
 * Miss Grimsand: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Leafy Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Leafy's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Leafy: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Leafy: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Leafy Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Ruby Snoring)
 * (Lunar Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Lunar: Ohh.
 * (Lunar Mutters and Walks to Ruby)
 * (Lunar Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Ruby's Finger)
 * (Ruby Yells)
 * Balloony: Sounds like Ruby's up and at 'em.
 * (Ruby Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Gelatin: Blimey, Ruby, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Miss Grimsand: That's no goldfish, Gelatin. That's out pet piranha.
 * Ruby: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Ruby's Finger)
 * (Ruby Yells)
 * Zella: Mriss Grimsand told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Creature: Right.
 * Ruby: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Jasmyn: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Wilma: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Maddie: Careful, Wilma. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Kylie Laughing): How am I doing, Zella?
 * Zella: Oh, awesome, Kylie.
 * Miss Grimsand: Looks like Ruby's got the ballet class started, Balloony.
 * Balloony: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Miss Grimsand: You take over now, Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody.
 * Lollipop: You're the boss, Miss Grimsand.
 * Gelatin: Yeah, thanks.
 * Miss Grimsand: And tutus for you too, Leafy, and Teardrop.
 * Teardrop: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Teardrop: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Gelatin?
 * Gelatin: Uh, well, because--
 * Miss Grimsand: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Gelatin: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Lollipop Runs into Gelatin and They Spin)
 * Zella: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Miss Grimsand: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Ruby, Leafy, and Teardrop Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Jasmyn and Maddie Twirl)
 * Maddie: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Boldon Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Diego: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Tom Harris: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Grimsand place.
 * Diego: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird Have Cots and Nots.
 * Bob: Hey, let me see, Diego.
 * Diego: Careful, Bob. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Bob's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Diego's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Diego: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Lenny: Tom, it's-- It's Colonel Boldon.
 * Tom Harris: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Boldon: At ease, men.
 * (Diego is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Boldon: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Diego Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Bob Holds his Body)
 * Diego: Thanks, Bob. I needed that.
 * Colonel Boldon: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Tom Harris: Yes, sir. Boldon Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Boldon: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mriss Grimsand's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Bob: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Bob Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Boldon: Hit the deck!
 * (The Boldon Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Tom Harris: As you can see, sir, Bob here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Boldon: So I noticed.
 * Bob: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Boldon: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Boldon Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Steve Jackson: Our ball's now in Grimsand territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Tom Harris: Good idea, Steve. Front and center, Bob. Lead the way!
 * Bob: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Bob: Uh-oh.
 * (Lunar Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Lunar Growling)
 * Tom Harris: It's the Grimsand's weird guard dog.
 * Diego (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Steve Jackson: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Lunar Spews Fire)
 * Steve Jackson: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Tom Harris: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Lunar Spews More Fire)
 * (The Boldon Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Bob: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Lunar Laughing): The ball.
 * (Lunar Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Balloony: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Gelatin: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Lollipop: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Zella: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Jasmyn: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Wilma Howls): How you doing, Maddie?
 * Maddie: Great, Wilma. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Witch: you need to feel the breeze.
 * Creature: I like it!
 * Gargoyle: This is fun!
 * Kaiju: I agree!
 * Medusa: This is awesome!
 * Blob: I couldn't agree more, Medusa.
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Run Past Lunar)
 * Ruby: Hey, Lunar, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Lunar Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Ruby (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Lollipop: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Jasmyn: I just love running through the trees.
 * Kylie: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Jasmyn: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Ruby, Leafy, and Teardrop Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Ruby: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Leafy: Oh, boy!
 * (Ruby and Leafy Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Ruby and Leafy: Yuck!
 * Zella: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Throw the Apples Away)
 * Ruby: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Zella, Kylie, Wilma, Jasmyn, and Maddie Eat Apples)
 * (Lunar Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Miss Grimsand: Lunar, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Lunar Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Boldon Military School)
 * Lenny: Here's another water balloon, Bob.
 * Bob: What are these for anyway, Tom?
 * Tom Harris: Ammunition.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Diego?
 * Diego: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, bazooka.
 * Bob: Is this gonna get our ball back, Steve?
 * Steve Jackson: Check, affirmative.
 * Diego: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Tom Harris: Good idea, Diego. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Diego: Fire?
 * Tom Harris: No! Not--
 * (Tom Gets Blown Away)
 * Tom Harris: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Boldon: Cadet Harris, what is the meaning of this?
 * Tom Harris: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Lunar Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Tom Harris: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Steve Harris: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Boldon's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Lenny)
 * Colonel Boldon: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Boldon Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Boldon: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Steve Jackson: Your hat, Colonel Boldon.
 * Colonel Boldon: Thank you, Cadet Jackson.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Boldon: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Miss Grimsand Serving Food)
 * Miss Grimsand: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Ruby: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Gelatin: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Lollipop?
 * Lollipop: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Balloony: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Miss Grimsand: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Lollipop: Oh, boy.
 * (Lollipop Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Miss Grimsand: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Lollipop: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Maddie: Can I feed this one, Miss Grimsand? Can I?
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Of course, Maddie. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Maddie: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Miss Grimsand: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Miss Grimsand: See?
 * Teardrop: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Ruby: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Balloony: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Balloony Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Balloony: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Leafy: Here's some squash.
 * (Leafy Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Leafy: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Gelatin Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Gelatin: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Leafy: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Zella: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Miss Grimsand: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Jasmyn Throws Away the Corn)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Thank you, Jasmyn.
 * Jasmyn: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Leafy: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Wilma: How much allowance do you have left, Zella?
 * Zella: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Wilma: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Zella Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Leafy Yells as She Faints)
 * (Ruby Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Ruby Yells): Leafy! Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Ruby: Eyes! Eyes!
 * Leafy: Rice? Where?
 * Ruby: No. Eyes.
 * Leafy: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Ruby: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Teardrop: I see no eyes, Ruby.
 * Leafy: You were imagining, Ruby. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Ruby Glares at Leafy)
 * (Wilma Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Zella Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Zella: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Leafy: Smells awesome.
 * Lollipop: Smells great.
 * Leafy: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Gelatin: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Zella: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Gelatin and Teardrop Gulp)
 * Teardrop: Delicious.
 * Ruby: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Balloony: Meet you back at the school.
 * Jasmyn: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Diamanté: So, Miss Grimsand's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Grim Megadrop: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Diamanté: You have done well, my Grim Megadrop. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Diamanté, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Megadrop Laughing)
 * (Tarantulas Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Lenny Hits the Ball)
 * Tom Harris: Nice spike, Lenny. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Boldon Military to stay on top.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Diego: On the leather with Boldon!
 * Colonel Boldon: That's the spirit, men!
 * Bob: Yes, sir!
 * (Tom Catches Lenny as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Steve Jackson: No fair, Tom. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Boldon: Keep using your head, Harris. I'm going over to Miss Grimsand's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Boldon Walking to Miss Grimsand's School)
 * (Colonel Boldon Rings the Doorbell)
 * Miss Grimsand: All that exercise really loosened you up, Maddie, a little too much.
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, Miss Grimsand, it's me, Colonel Boldon.
 * Miss Grimsand: Will you get the door for me, Zella?
 * Zella: You bet I will.
 * (Zella Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Boldon: Miss Grimsand? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Boldon Looks Shocked)
 * (Zella Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Zella Screeching)
 * Colonel Boldon: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Zella Changes Back into a Human)
 * Zella: Anything you say, Colonel Boldon.
 * Colonel Boldon: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Zella: Uh, up there. Miss Grimsand said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Boldon: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Boldon Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Boldon: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Boldon)
 * Miss Grimsand: Ah, Colonel Boldon. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, Miss Grimsand, th-this chair, it's--
 * Miss Grimsand: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Boldon Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Miss Grimsand: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, negative, Miss Grimsand. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Miss Grimsand: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Manfred, the Butler Brings Mriss Grimsand a Fudge Plate)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Boldon: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Manfred Pours Mriss Grimsand a Drink)
 * (Miss Grimsand Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Boldon Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Miss Grimsand: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Manfred Wipes Miss Grimsand's Mouth)
 * Colonel Boldon: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Lunar Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Boldon: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Lunar's Head)
 * Miss Grimsand: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, negative, Miss Grimsand. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Lunar Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Boldon: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Miss Grimsand: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (Manfred Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing the Have Cots and Nots to Slide Down)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Ruby, I want you to meet Colonel Boldon.
 * Colonel Boldon: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Ruby: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Boldon Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Miss Grimsand: Bad boy, Lunar!
 * (Lunar Grumbling)
 * Gelatin: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Boldon: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Ruby: Watches synchronized.
 * Balloony: Synchronized.
 * (Manfred Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Boldon: Check. Over and out.
 * Teardrop: Crikey, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Miss Grimsand: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Leafy.
 * Leafy: Why the rush, Ms. N? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Ruby: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Balloony: But, Leafy, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Leafy: Why didn't you say so, Balloony? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Wilma Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Kylie Giggling)
 * (Wilma Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Ruby: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Leafy (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Wilma Howling)
 * Ruby (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Zella.
 * Zella: Thanks a lot, Ruby.
 * Maddie: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Miss Grimsand: You definitely are, Maddie. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Balloony: That's it, Jasmyn. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Lunar Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Kylie Laughing)
 * Teardrop: Gee, Kylie, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Kylie Hits the Wall)
 * Kylie: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Teardrop: I think more into the wall.
 * (Balloony Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Miss Grimsand: You mean deep shrieking, Balloony. Show her, girls.
 * (Maddie Breathing)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Maddie Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Zella: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Zella Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Zella Flies By Ruby)
 * (Ruby Yells and Falls Back)
 * Ruby: Oops.
 * (Lunar Growling)
 * (Ruby Yells)
 * (Ruby Runs Away, But Lunar Follows him)
 * Balloony: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Ruby Yells)
 * (Lunar Blows Fire 4 Times at Ruby)
 * Ruby: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Balloony: Good job, Ruby. That's deep breathing.
 * (Ruby is Running from Lunar): Yikes!
 * Balloony (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Miss Grimsand: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Grimsand Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Boldon, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Grimsand)
 * Tom Harris: Get a load of that racket coming from the Grimsand place.
 * Steve Jackson: Whew. And I thought Boldon was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Bob: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Lenny.
 * Lenny: Aye, aye, Bob.
 * Bob: More weight.
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Lenny: Attention!
 * (Lenny Salutes but Drops the Sack on Bob who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Boldon: At ease, men.
 * (Tom, Steve, Diego, and Lenny Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Bob)
 * Colonel Boldon: I said at ease, Bob.
 * Bob: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Boldon: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Tom, Lenny, Steve, and Diego: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Boldon: Do you want this trophy to stay at Boldon Military School?
 * Tom Harris: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Boldon Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Bob Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Bob: Those Grimsand Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Bob Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Balloony: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Maddie is Pumping Herself)
 * Balloony: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Miss Grimsand: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Boldon Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Leafy: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Ruby.
 * Ruby: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Kylie Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Ruby Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Leafy: Wow, Ruby. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Ruby's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Ruby Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Balloony: This is not the time to go swimming, Ruby. We have a volleyball game.
 * Lollipop: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Balloony.
 * (Sharks Approach Ruby)
 * Lollipop: Uh-oh. And it looks like Ruby is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Ruby)
 * (Ruby Screams in Terror): Balloony! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Ruby)
 * Ruby: Balloony! Help!
 * Balloony: Keep paddling, Ruby! We're on our way!
 * Lollipop: Us, too!
 * Jasmyn: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Kaiju: Let's go for it.
 * (Ruby Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Jasmyn Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Miss Grimsand: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Jasmyn Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Witch: Geronimo!
 * Medusa: Look out below!
 * (Wilma Jumps, Howling)
 * (Zella Chuckles): Oh, Wilma. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Wilma and Zella Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Wilma Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Zella: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Gelatin: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Leafy, Teardrop, Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody Jump in)
 * (Kylie Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Maddie: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Maddie Jumps Down)
 * Leafy: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Lollipop?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Maddie Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Balloony: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Gelatin: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Jasmyn: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Zella: We're ready for those Boldon Cadets.
 * (Wilma Howls): Go, Grimsand! (Howling)
 * (Kylie Laughing)
 * Maddie: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Diamanté: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Grim Megadrop?
 * Grim Megadrop: Yes, Diamanté. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Diamanté: Excellent.
 * Gelatin: Here, Teardrop. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Diamanté and Grim Megadrop)
 * Teardrop (Off-Screen): Thanks, Gelatin. I needed that.
 * Diamanté: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Grim Megadrop: Sorry, Diamanté.

The Volleyball Game/Grimsand All the Way:

 * (Tom Laughs): Look, guys, those Grimsand Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Miss Grimsand: Lunar, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Lunar: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Zella: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Wilma Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Leafy: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Maddie: Thanks, Leafy. (She Hops Away)
 * Kaiju: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Creature: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Jasmyn: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Kylie: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Witch: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Medusa: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Gargoyle: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Blob: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Alien: Indeed it was.
 * Diego: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Miss Grimsand: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Boldon: Uh, negative, Miss Grimsand. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Miss Grimsand: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Leafy: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Boldon: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Miss Grimsand: Coming right up.
 * (Miss Grimsand Bangs the Gong)
 * (Manfred Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Ruby: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Boldon: Well, we need a referee.
 * Ruby: You're looking at him. Ruby. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * Tom Harris: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Wilma: No problem. (Howling)
 * Bob: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Leafy: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Leafy: Thanks. Heads.
 * Diego (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Leafy: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Boldon: Affirmative. Grimsand serves first.
 * Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody: Go, go, Grimsand!
 * Teardrop: Give it all you got, Jasmyn.
 * Jasmyn: Okay, coach.
 * (Jasmyn Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Tom and Bob)
 * Ruby: Net ball!
 * Diego: I think it's a net loss.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Miss Grimsand: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Teardrop: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Jasmyn: Okay, coach.
 * (Jasmyn Hits the Ball Again)
 * Wilma: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Lenny: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Ruby: Point goes to Grimsand!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Grimsand's Point)
 * Balloony: Go, go, Grimsand! (She Shakes Miss Grimsand's Hands While Gelatin is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Boldon's Point)
 * Colonel Boldon: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Bob: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Bob Hits the Ball)
 * (Kylie Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Diego: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Steve Jackson: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Ruby: That's a fowl. Boldon's point.
 * Boldon Cadets: On the leather with Boldon!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Boldon's Point)
 * Maddie: We're never gonna win that trophy, Zella.
 * Zella: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Zella Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Tom Falls)
 * Ruby: Nice spike, Zella!
 * (Zella Changes Back into a Human)
 * Zella: Thanks, Ruby.
 * (Zella Goes to Tom and Takes the Ball)
 * Zella: Our serve, cadet.
 * Tom Harris: I must be going batty.
 * Zella: Here, Maddie. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Maddie Hits the Ball)
 * Steve and Diego: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Maddie Hits it Again)
 * Steve and Diego: I've got it!
 * Maddie: I've got it!
 * (Steve and Diego Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Ruby: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Grimsand's Point)
 * Wilma: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Kylie: That's a howl, Wilma! (Giggling)
 * Miss Grimsand: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Miss Grimsand: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody: Let's go, Grimsand!
 * Teardrop: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Leafy: Make that two.
 * (Lunar Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Leafy: Thanks, Lunar. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Tom Harris: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Boldon Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Steve Jackson (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Bob (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Grimsand.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Maddie Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Jasmyn: That looks good, Maddie.
 * Tom Harris: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Diego: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Maddie to Fly)
 * Maddie: Whoa!
 * Ruby: Outta bounds.
 * (Maddie Still Flies)
 * Ruby: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Tom)
 * Tom Harris: Then it's Boldon's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Maddie)
 * Jasmyn: Don't worry, Maddie. We'll get it back.
 * Tom Harris: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Steve Hits the Ball)
 * Wilma: It's all mine!
 * (Tom Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Wilma: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Zella: I'll save it, Wilma.
 * (Zella Spins Backwards)
 * Zella: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Boldon: On the leather with Boldon!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Boldon's Point)
 * (Teardrop Eats the Hotdog)
 * Leafy: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Teardrop Takes the Hotdog from Leafy's Hand and Eats it)
 * Teardrop: Tastes good.
 * Leafy: We gotta catch up.
 * Teardrop: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Teardrop Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * Tom Harris: Prepare for another hit, Steve, with our secret weapon.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * (Teardrop Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Steve who Hits the Ball)
 * Steve Jackson: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Tom)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Tom's Hand and Flies into Teardrop's Mouth)
 * (Teardrop Hiccups)
 * Tom Harris: Nice work, Steve. Now our remote control is...
 * (Teardrop Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Boldon, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Boldon: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Teardrop Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Boldon)
 * Leafy: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Teardrop?
 * Teardrop: Right, Leafy. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Leafy, Who Falls)
 * (Wilma Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Diego and Lenny Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Grimsand's Point)
 * Bob: On the leather with Boldon.
 * (Maddie Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Boldon's Point)
 * Colonel Boldon: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Tom Hits the Ball)
 * Lenny: Whoa.
 * (Jasmyn Hits the Ball)
 * Lenny: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Boldon: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Ruby: But it hit in first. Grimsand's ball.
 * Gelatin: Go, go, Grimsand!
 * (Lunar Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Gelatin was Waving)
 * Gelatin: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Wilma Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Steve and Diego)
 * Grim Megadrop: Those girls are strong, Diamanté.
 * Diamanté: Just like their parents, Grim Megadrop, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Grimsand's Point)
 * Leafy: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Zella.
 * Zella: You bet I will.
 * Tom Harris: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Bob.
 * Bob: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Zella Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Bob: Take that, you bat.
 * Maddie: I can't reach it!
 * Teardrop: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Bob)
 * Bob: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Diego, Steve, Lenny, and Tom)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Ruby: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Grimsand wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Grimsand's Point)
 * (The Grimsand Girls Cheer)
 * (Zella, Jasmyn, and Kylie Have Leafy)
 * (Madeline and Wilma Have Teardrop)
 * Zella: You were awesome, coach.
 * Leafy: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Miss Grimsand: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Boldon.
 * Colonel Boldon: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Boldon and Gives it to Miss Grimsand)
 * Miss Grimsand: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Maddie. For your mummy case.
 * Maddie: Thanks, Miss Grimsand!
 * Tom Harris: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Steve Jackson: We had the strategy.
 * Diego: We had the equipment.
 * Bob: But we still lost.
 * Lenny: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Boldon: No moping, men. The Boldon code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Teardrop Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Boldon on it)
 * (Teardrop Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Boldon Bounces Away)
 * Tom Harris: Looks like the Boldon code just got broken.
 * Steve Jackson: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Wilma Howling)
 * Wilma: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Maddie: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Gelatin: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Zella: It's only the biggest even of the Grimsand school year.
 * Leafy: Will there be food?
 * (Ruby and Leafy Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Zella: Oh, lots of goodies, Leafy. Miss Grimsand is in the kitchen right now.
 * Leafy: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Ruby: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Miss Grimsand Making Brownies)
 * Miss Grimsand: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Ruby: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Leafy: Can we give you a hand, Miss Grimsand?
 * Miss Grimsand: Thanks, Leafy. I've already got one. But you and Ruby can lick the bowl.
 * Leafy: Thanks.
 * Ruby: Yeah, thanks.
 * Miss Grimsand: Okay, Lunar. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Lunar: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Zella: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Leafy Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Leafy: You said it, Zella.
 * (Ruby Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Ruby: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Zella: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Miss Grimsand: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Leafy: Blimey!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Ruby!
 * Ruby: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Miss Grimsand: Kylie, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Kylie: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Leafy: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Ruby.
 * Ruby: Uh-huh.
 * Kylie: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Gelatin: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Zella: Everyone, Gelatin. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Gelatin: That's your daddy?
 * Zella: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Balloony: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Ruby. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Ruby: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Balloony: Wait for me, Ruby!
 * Jasmyn: Stop!
 * (Ruby and Balloony Skid to a Stop)
 * Jasmyn: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Medusa: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Medusa.
 * Kaiju: I also want you to meet Godzilla Sr. and Ms. Godzilla.
 * Blob: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Creature: And this is Mr. and Ms. Fish Creature.
 * Gargoyle: And don't forget to me Gargoyle Sr. and Ms. Gargoyle.
 * Witch: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Alien: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Maddie: And my mummy parents.
 * Wilma: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Ruby and Balloony Keep Running Until Kylie Stops Them)
 * Kylie: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Balloony: Golly!
 * (Ruby Jumps into Balloony's Arms)
 * Balloony: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Grim Megadrop (Off-Screen): Here they come, Diamanté.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Grim Megadrop (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Diamanté: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Diamanté will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Tarantula Tries to Bite Diamanté's Hand)
 * (Diamanté Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Ruby, Balloony, Teardrop, Jasmyn, and Wilma Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Jasmyn: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Wilma: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Balloony: Everyone's running off, Ruby. Why don't we?
 * Ruby: Uh-huh!
 * Balloony: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Teardrop (Off-Screen): Golly, Ruby, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Ruby: No, Teardrop.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Leafy: We should be safe now, Ruby.
 * Ruby: I hope so, Leafy.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Teardrop (Off-Screen): We have company, Ruby.
 * (Kylie Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Kylie's told us so much about you.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Scream)
 * (Ruby Holds Teardrop's Hand as He and Leafy Run)
 * Kylie (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Leafy: Out here, Ruby.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Zella Fly in)
 * Ruby: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Ruby Runs While Leafy, Holding Teardrop's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Leafy: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Grimsand.
 * Leafy: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Ruby: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Zella, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Zella: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Lollipop: We were lucky, Leafy, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Balloony: Positively!
 * Gelatin: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Lollipop Hugs Gelatin in Fear)
 * Lollipop: I hope you're right, Gelatin.
 * (Balloony and Lollipop Scream)
 * Jasmyn: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Ruby and Leafy)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Ruby: Ruby.
 * Teardrop: And Teardrop, too.
 * Lollipop: Don't hurt Ruby. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Wilma Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Miss Grimsand: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Miss Grimsand: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Leafy: Very good, right, Ruby?
 * Ruby: Uh-huh.
 * Miss Grimsand: It's an old Grimsand recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Scratch)
 * Gelatin: Gee, Wilma, what's that?
 * Wilma: Something for my parents, Gelatin. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's beautiful, Wilma. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Kaiju: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Ms. Godzilla: You know we do.
 * Godzilla Sr.: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Kaiju.
 * Kaiju: You're welcome.
 * Zella: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Zella Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Zella (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Zella: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Leafy: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Ruby?
 * Ruby: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Miss Grimsand: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Lunar Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Zella: Don't feel left out, Lunar. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Lunar Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Gargoyle: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Gargoyle Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Gargoyle: It's nice, Gargoyle.
 * Gargoyle: I thought you'd like it.
 * Jasmyn: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Jasmyn: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Jasmyn. (He Pats Jasmyn's Head)
 * Jasmyn: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Miss Grimsand: Show your mummy parents what you made, Maddie.
 * (Maddie Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Maddie.
 * Medusa: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Medusa: We love it! (Hugs Medusa) Thanks, Medusa.
 * Creature: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Fish Creature and Ms. Fish Creature: We love them.
 * Blob: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Blob: That's okay, Blob. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Blob: You said it, dear.
 * Alien: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Alien.
 * Witch: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Witch. Such a good girl.
 * Miss Grimsand: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Kylie Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Kylie Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Manfred Plays the Drum)
 * Kylie: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Grim Megadrop: They're having fun, Diamanté.
 * Diamanté: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Kylie Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Kylie.
 * Miss Grimsand: Bravo!
 * (Wilma Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Leafy: Let's give that hand a hand, Ruby.
 * (Ruby Smiles at Leafy)
 * (Kylie Shakes the Hand)
 * Kylie: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Zella.
 * Zella: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Wilma. We'd better run, too.
 * Leafy: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Zella.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Leafy: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Wilma, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Witch.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Alien.
 * Mr. Fish Creature: Take care of Creature.
 * Mr. Blob: And too.
 * Godzilla Sr.: Make sure nothing happens to Kaiju
 * Gargoyle Sr.: Keep an eye on Gargoyle.
 * Mr. Medusa: Take care of Medusa.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Leafy and Ruby by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Jasmyn is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Maddie and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Ruby and Leafy Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Gelatin: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Ruby?
 * Ruby: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Leafy: It's okay, Ruby. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Ruby: Oh, good.
 * Diamanté: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Diamanté Walks to the Tarantula)
 * Diamanté: Get ready to fly, little Tarantula. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Diamanté Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Diamanté's Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Diamanté: There's no time to waste, Grim Megadrop. Get cranking.
 * Grim Megadrop: Yes, Diamanté. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Diamanté Has a Picture of Leafy)
 * Diamanté: This is your target.
 * (Tarantula Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Diamanté Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
 * (Tarantula is Pleased)
 * Diamanté: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, Tarantula, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Megadrop Laughing)
 * Diamanté: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Grim Megadrop: Y-Yes, Diamanté.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Ruby is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Tarantula)
 * (Ruby Yells): Leafy! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Leafy: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Ruby.
 * (Ruby Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Leafy, bat.
 * Leafy: Calm down, Ruby. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Leafy: See? See for yourself, Ruby. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Ruby: Okay, Leafy.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Tarantula is There)
 * Ruby: Leafy! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Leafy: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Ruby.
 * (Ruby Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Leafy Snoring)
 * (Tarantula Spies on Leafy)
 * (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Diamanté's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Leafy: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Diamanté: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Leafy: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Diamanté: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Leafy: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Diamanté: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Leafy Giggling)
 * (Grim Megadrop Laughs and Stops)
 * Diamanté: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Grim Megadrop: Yes, Diamanté.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Boldon Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Steve, Lenny, and Bob Wake up)
 * (Tom is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Tom)
 * Tom Harris: Diego, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Diego: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Boldon: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Boldon: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Tom Harris: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Grimsand School)
 * Leafy: Good morning, Ruby. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Ruby: It is?
 * Leafy: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Ruby Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Ruby Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Teardrop Wakes Up)
 * Teardrop: You knocked, Ruby?
 * Leafy: Glad you're up, Teardrop. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Miss Grimsand: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Wilma Howls): We will, Miss Grimsand.
 * Lollipop: We're all ready to go.
 * Lunar: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Miss Grimsand: Sorry, Lunar. You're staying home with me.
 * (Lunar Grumbling)
 * Lollipop: Here we go, gang.
 * Jasmyn: Bye, Miss Grimsand!
 * Maddie: Bye, Lunar!
 * Miss Grimsand: See you later, girls.
 * Lunar: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Balloony: Gee, Lollipop, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Lollipop: Someplace scenic, Balloony. Right here.
 * Balloony: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Ruby: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Zella: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Ruby: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Kylie: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Boldon: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Steve Jackson: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Lenny)
 * (Tom Falls in the Mud)
 * Tom Harris: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Boldon and Lenny Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (Tom, Diego, Bob, and Steve Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Diego: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Bob: And dumb, too.
 * Maddie: What do we do now, Balloony?
 * Balloony: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Jasmyn: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Maddie: Wait for me, Jasmyn.
 * Teardrop: And the Have Cots and Nots, too.
 * (Teardrop Grabs Ruby's Hand)
 * Medusa: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Witch and Runs with Her)
 * (Wilma Howls): Race you across the swamp, Zella.
 * Zella: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Wilma Jogging)
 * Wilma: Aw, no fair, Zella. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Wilma)
 * Grim Megadrop: Gotcha.
 * Wilma: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Grim Megadrop Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Grim Megadrop.
 * Wilma: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Grim Megadrop Grunts)
 * Wilma: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Wilma Gasps)
 * (The Tarantula Try to Attack Wilma)
 * Wilma: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Wilma Hits the Tarantula with a Hammer)
 * (The Tarantula Flies Out the Window)
 * Grim Megadrop: Oh, no. Diamanté is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Miss Grimsand (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Lunar?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Miss Grimsand: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Lunar, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that Dragon gotten to?
 * (Lunar is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Balloony: Gee, Leafy, swamp running is fun.
 * (Lunar Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to Ruby, Leafy, Teardrop, Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody Running on Stones)
 * Balloony: How'd you think of this place?
 * Leafy: I don't know, Balloony. In my dreams, I think. Crikey!
 * (Leafy Leaps into Ruby's Arms)
 * Leafy: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Ruby: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Ruby and Leafy: Help!
 * Balloony: Hang on, Ruby. Balloony to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Balloony: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Leafy Grabs her Hand)
 * Leafy: Nice going, Balloony, but too late.
 * Ruby: Leafy!
 * Leafy: Crikey! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Lollipop: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Zella: Try swinging with me.
 * (Zella Grabs the Have Cots and Nots)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Zella Changes into a Human)
 * Leafy: Not too bat an escape, right, Ruby?
 * Ruby: Yeah, Leafy.
 * Teardrop: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Zella: I need some help myself. Wilma must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Balloony: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Gelatin: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Lollipop: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Zella: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Boldon Cadets are Walking)
 * Bob: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Diego: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Steve Jackson: Negative. I think this is...
 * Tom Harris: Quicksand!
 * Bob: What do we do now, Tom?
 * Tom Harris: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Help!
 * Boldon Cadets: Help!
 * Jasmyn: Sounds like those smart aleck Boldon Cadets.
 * Maddie: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Tom Harris: Someone's coming.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. It's those Grimsand Girls.
 * Diego: Quick! Help us out.
 * Maddie: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Steve Jackson: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Diego: On the double!
 * Bob: If not sooner!
 * Jasmyn: Well, Maddie, if they insist.
 * Maddie: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Jasmyn Helps the Boldon Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Boldon Cadets Scream)
 * Diego: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.

Dodging the Tarantulas:

 * Tom Harris: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Lunar Comes by and Sniffs Tom's Foot, Snarling)
 * Tom Harris: Retreat!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Teardrop: No sign of the girls, Ruby.
 * Ruby: Uh-oh.
 * Leafy: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Teardrop: Hold it, Leafy. Maybe Zella has good news.
 * (Zella Screeching)
 * Leafy: Does that mean you found Wilma?
 * (Zella Screeching)
 * Leafy: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Ruby Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Ruby to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Teardrop: There goes Ruby, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Ruby Lands on Lunar, Who Snarls)
 * Ruby: Oops!
 * (Lunar Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Ruby Screaming)
 * (Lunar Runs After him)
 * Leafy: I wish our brother Ruby would learn to not play with Lunar.
 * (Zella Sees Wilma with Tarantulas)
 * Zella: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Zella: Wilma's at the shack. But she's surrounded by Tarantulas.
 * Witch: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Zella)
 * (The Tarantulas Try to Attack Wilma, But Wilma Dodges)
 * (The Tarantula Hits a Rock)
 * Grim Megadrop: Nice moves.
 * (Grim Megadrop Pounces Wilma)
 * Grim Megadrop: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Zella (Off-Screen): Get away from Wilma!
 * (Zella, as a Human, Knocks Grim Megadrop Down)
 * Wilma: Zella! You're here!
 * Zella: Of course!
 * Grim Megadrop: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Zella: Think you can take us all on?
 * Grim Megadrop: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Kylie (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Maddie Charges and a Tarantula Scares her)
 * (Maddie Smacks the Bat): No! Bad Tarantula! Bad Tarantula! Go home!
 * (Tarantula Screeches)
 * (Kaiju Roars Loudly)
 * (The Tarantulas Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Maddie Gives Kaiju High Five): Yeah!
 * (Ruby Hides in the Shack to Lose Lunar)
 * (Lunar Still Runs)
 * (Ruby Snickering)
 * (Wilma Taps on Ruby's Shoulder)
 * Ruby: Yikes! Are you okay, Wilma?
 * Wilma: Grim Megadrop's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Grim Megadrop Grabs Ruby)
 * Grim Megadrop: Gotcha!
 * Ruby: Help!
 * Grim Megadrop: Diamanté does not like meddlers.
 * Ruby: N-N-Not me!
 * (Ruby Tries to Run Away from Grim Megadrop, when Fire Burns Grim Megadrop)
 * Grim Megadrop: Yeow!
 * (Lunar Blows Fire at Grim Megadrop)
 * (Grim Megadrop Screaming)
 * (Grim Megadrop Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Grim Megadrop: You two will pay for this!
 * (Lunar Becomes Ruby's Friend)
 * (Ruby Shakes Lunar's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Lunar Run)
 * Grim Megadrop: No one escapes Grim Megadrop.
 * Zella: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Ruby Look at Him)
 * Grim Megadrop: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Wilma: Thanks, guys. And Ruby, I owe you everything for stopping Grim Megadrop.
 * Grim Megadrop: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Ruby: I think we should get back to the other Have Cots and Nots.
 * Kylie: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Diamanté (Angrily): The Grimsand's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Grim Megadrop: Uh, no! Diamanté, it's not what it seems. It was a Ruby and the Have Cots and Nots who knocked away the Tarantulas.
 * Diamanté (Angrily): The Have Cots and Nots knocked my Tarantulas away?
 * Grim Megadrop: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Lunar saved them.
 * Diamanté: So, the Have Cots and Nots have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Grim Megadrop: It is?
 * Diamanté: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Grande Dweller. Then he will do more damage to the Have Cots and Nots that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

The Have Cots and Nots Team Up:

 * (Diamanté's Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Maddie: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Jasmyn: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Blob: What do we do?
 * Witch: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Ruby: No! Everyone, listen. Diamanté's just trying to kidnap you.
 * Witch: Well, it's working.
 * Wilma: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Zella: Ruby, we do know how to defeat Diamanté, don't we?
 * Ruby: Well... not exactly.
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Ruby: Boldon Cadets? What's going on?
 * Steve Jackson: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what Tom has to say.
 * Balloony: Tom, what brings you here?
 * Tom Harris: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Balloony: Helpful how?
 * Tom Harris: We know how to defeat Diamanté.
 * (Ruby and Balloony Look at Each Other)
 * Balloony: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Boldon Cadets?
 * Steve Jackson: Go on.
 * Tom Harris: Uh, well, "The Boldon Code says we help--"
 * Steve Jackson: Tom! I meant tell Balloony what we know.
 * Tom Harris: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Balloony: No offense, Steve, but it is difficult for me to believe that Tom has changed sides.
 * Wilma: Balloony, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Ruby to. If Tom's information is useful, we should use it to beat Diamanté. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (Tom Gulps)
 * Ruby: Wilma's right, Balloony. If the cadets believe Tom, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Balloony: Ruby, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, Tom.
 * Tom Harris: Okay. Well, the Boldon code says that only the Have Cots and Nots can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Ruby: If we bring Diamanté, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * Tom Harris: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Teardrop: Oh, yeah! Just trap Diamanté in the lava.
 * Tom Harris: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Leafy: Lure her into a trap?
 * Gelatin: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Lollipop: Indeed.
 * Balloony: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the Tarantulas.
 * Ruby: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Diamanté's army. We have a plan to defeat Diamanté as well.
 * Steve Jackson: The cadets will help, too, Ruby. Right?
 * Tom Harris: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Grimsand Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Grimsand Girls: Yeah!
 * Balloony: Very well. Ruby.
 * Ruby: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Balloony: Diamanté and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Maddie: I like the Have Cots and Nots, Tom.
 * Kylie: Me, too. Balloony's so pretty.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Steve Jackson: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * Tom Harris: You know, I think I could get used to the Boldon Code.

Grande Dweller:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Ruby: Crikey! The door is locked.
 * Gargoyle: How do we unlock the door?
 * Kylie: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * Tom Harris: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Creature: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Kylie: What about me?
 * Creature: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Kaiju (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Kaiju Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Kaiju: Bingo.
 * Kylie: That's one talented tail, Kaiju. (Laughs)
 * Kaiju: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Ruby: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Lunar, and my friends will take the left, you Boldon Cadets and Grimsand Girls take the right.
 * (The Have Cots and Nots and Lunar Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Ruby: Talk about soggy.
 * Balloony: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Grim Megadrop: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Lollipop: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Grim Megadrop: Neither is the giant Grande Dweller.
 * The Have Cots and Nots: Grande Dweller?
 * Grim Megadrop: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Grande Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Grande Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Zella: We gotta distract Diamanté and Grim Megadrop.
 * Tom Harris: Right. Let's go back and get the Have Cots and Nots.
 * (Grande Dweller Laughing)
 * Leafy: Blimey! This is no time for games, Gelatin.
 * Gelatin: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Gelatin. (She Throws the Ball to Grande Dweller)
 * Grande Dweller: Huh?
 * Gelatin: Your turn, Lunar.
 * (Lunar Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Ruby's Head)
 * Gelatin: That's it, Ruby.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Grande Dweller Hits the Ball)
 * Gelatin: Nice shot, Grande Dweller.
 * Teardrop: I hope you're gonna let him win, Gelatin. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Gelatin: Come on, Ruby. Kick it high.
 * (Ruby Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Grande Dweller to Reach)
 * Gelatin: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Balloony: It's like an elevator, right, Lollipop?
 * Lollipop: Yeah, Balloony.
 * (Grande Dweller Catches the Ball)
 * Leafy: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (The Have Cots and Nots and Lunar Found the Grimsand Girls and Boldon Cadets)
 * Lollipop: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. Now let's get to Diamanté.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Grim Megadrop Chases Ruby/Grim Megadrop's Demise:

 * (Grim Megadrop Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Grim Megadrop: Get out of here or else!
 * Jasmyn: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Grim Megadrop: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Grim Megadrop Throws a Potion at Ruby Turning him into a Frog)
 * Balloony: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Ruby?
 * (Ruby Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Grim Megadrop)
 * Grim Megadrop: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Zella (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Grim Megadrop.
 * (Ruby Croaks and Hops Away from Grim Megadrop)
 * (Grim Megadrop Chases Him)
 * (Balloony and Maddie Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Grim Megadrop's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Grim Megadrop Falls into the Well)
 * (Grim Megadrop Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Grande Dweller Swallowed him Hole)
 * Kylie: Now that, Balloony, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Witch: I want Ruby back!
 * (She Turns Ruby Back into a Human)
 * Ruby: Thanks, Witch.

Final Battle/Diamanté's Death:

 * (The Have Cots and Nots and Grimsand Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Diamanté Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Diamanté: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Zella: Hide.
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Hide)
 * Diamanté: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Diamanté Transforms into a Devil)
 * Diamanté: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Jasmyn Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Diamanté Still Hunting)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Peek, Too)
 * (Jasmyn Thought up a Plan)
 * Kaiju: Jasmyn, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Diamanté's Attention)
 * Diego: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Tom Harris: These guys worked!
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Zella and Wilma Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Did the Rubye Thing that Confuses the Devil)
 * (Diamanté, Annoyed, Approaches the Have Cots and Nots' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Maddie: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Diamanté Even More)
 * (Diamanté Rushed Towards Grimsand's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Balloony and Lollipop Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Diamanté to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Lunar Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Diamanté as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Gelatin Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Diamanté's Attention as She Sees the Have Cots and Nots)
 * Gelatin: Oh, no.
 * (Diamanté Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rude Have Cots and Nots?
 * (The Have Cots and Nots were Diamanté's Mercy)
 * Diamanté: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw the Have Cots and Nots were in Trouble)
 * Zella: NO, STOP!
 * (Diamanté Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Flee for their Lives)
 * Creature: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Look Behind and See Diamanté On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Gelatin: OH, NO!
 * Ruby: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Diamanté Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Try to Stay Away from Diamanté)
 * Ruby: Come on.
 * (Diamanté was Close Behind them)
 * Diamanté: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Diamanté was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Diamanté Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Diamanté Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Balloony: Good golly. It looks like Diamanté is never the Rubye again.
 * Ruby: Yeah.
 * Tom Harris: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Jasmyn: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Maddie: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Diego: I'll never understand girls.
 * Lenny: Especially Grimsand Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Grimsand Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Boldon Cadets, the Grimsand Girls, and the Have Cots and Nots Return)
 * Miss Grimsand: There they are!
 * Colonel Boldon: The Have Cots and Nots. They're okay!
 * Ruby: Everyone, Diamanté has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Gelatin: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Balloony: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Diamanté's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Balloony Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Boldon a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Mrs. N with Colonel G grooving too my melody.
 * Miss Grimsand: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Boldon Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Miss Grimsand)
 * Balloony: And Bob's with Jasmyn Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Kylie really does her thing, a dance for two, the Kylie fling. Leafy and my boyfriend Ruby are always in a junky ham.
 * Leafy: Great party, Ms. G.
 * Ruby: Uh-huh.
 * Miss Grimsand: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Leafy: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Miss Grimsand: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Leafy: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Ruby: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Run)
 * Balloony: Gee, we'd better do like Ruby, and skidoo.
 * (Balloony Gives Lunar High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Ruby and Leafy Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Teardrop, Balloony, Lollipop, Gelatin, Blocky, Firey, Loser, Taco, Flower, Spongy and Woody Run Out, Too)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Home on Land)
 * Lollipop: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Ruby and Leafy Look Back)
 * Grimsand Girls: Goodbye.
 * Leafy: Let's give 'em a real Grimsand goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Ruby: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Ruby)
 * (The Have Cots and Nots Walk Back to the Pillary Ruins)
 * (Screen Fades Black)