BFB Virtues and the Unholy Haunted School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Jacknjellify presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (The 7 Virtues Walk Down the Road)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * Charity: Patient, look. Lighting.
 * Patient: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Charity?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Charity: No, lighting.
 * (Charity)
 * (Charity Pulls the Isis to Patient)
 * (Patient)
 * Patient: Not while I'm walking, Charity.
 * (Patient Moves the Isis Away)
 * Chastity: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Temper, Kind, Chastity, Diligence, Humility, Humanity, Confident, Calamity, Vitality, Trust, Sympathy, Prudent, Rainbow Vivid, Kelly, Samantha, Polite, Humor, Silly, Shy, Happy, Greed, Chance, Sanity, Remedy, Pride, Utility, Humidity, Amity, Yummy, Love, Courage, Passion, Peace, Dream, Effervescent, Tranquility, Wisdom, Hope, Grace, Faith, Luck, Joy, Loyalty, Cruelty, Honesty, Laughter, and Magic)
 * (Patient Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by ???)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Patient: Hey! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Charity Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Temper: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Humility: Don't be silly, Temper. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Kind: Oh, no! Humility!
 * Chastity: Gosh! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Humility: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Kind: Humility, let go!
 * Humility: Anything you say, Kind.
 * (Humility Falls on Kind)
 * Humility: Gee, Kind, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Kind: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Charity: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Kind: Me, too.
 * Temper: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Chastity Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Temper: I put it there for safe keeping, Chastity.
 * Chastity: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Patient: No, we're not, Chastity. There's the school. Not to shabby, Charity.
 * Charity: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Blackside's Finish School for Girls!
 * Patient: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Blackside's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Charity: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Temper: Yeah.
 * Humility: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Humility: See, Kind? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Patient: Hey! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Temper: I can't see the road!
 * (Charity Wipes Temper's Eyes)
 * Charity: How's that, Temper?
 * Temper: Much better, Charity. I think I see the school.
 * (Temper Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Kind: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Humility: It even has a moat.
 * Temper: Moat?!
 * Charity: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Charity is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Patient (Off-Screen): That's my boyfriend, Charity. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Charity and Fixes Him)
 * Charity: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Charity)
 * Charity: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Flamey, Shoots Fire at Charity)
 * Charity: Patient! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Patient: Charity likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Charity: Temper! Kind! Patient! Chastity! Humility!
 * (Charity Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Flamey's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Humility: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Flamey Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Charity)
 * Charity: Oh, no.
 * (Flamey Snarls at Charity)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Flamey, come here.
 * (Flamey Sadly Comes to Mrs. Blackside)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Charity: Me? No.
 * Patient: Gee, Charity, is that--?
 * Charity: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Flamey can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Patient: Nice to know you, Flamey. I'm Patient. I guess you've already met my boyfriend, Charity.
 * (Flamey Snarls at Charity)
 * Charity (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Then you must be the 7 Virtues. I'm Mrs. Blackside, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Temper: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Temper Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Temper Hears a Howl)
 * Temper: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Charity?
 * Charity: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Charity and Temper Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Come now. We have a contract, Temper. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Temper: I think so.
 * Humility: Sure they are. Chastity and I even witnessed them. Right, Chastity?
 * Chastity: Right, Humility.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Temper: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Brenda: What's wrong with that? I'm Brenda, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Temper: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Charity: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Witch Walks Down)
 * Witch: Hi! My name is a witch.
 * Charity: Are you a witch?
 * Witch: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Alien: Greetings, earthlings. I'm the Alien's daughter.
 * Temper: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Alien: Yes indeed.
 * Blob monster: Hello! I'm the Blob's daughter.
 * Humility: How cute! A blob monster!
 * Kind: She's too cute, Humility. But I agree with you.
 * Kaiju girl: Hi there! I'm Godzilla's daughter.
 * Temper: Are you a Kaiju girl, too?
 * Kaiju girl: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Creature: Hello there. I'm Creature of the Black Lagoon's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Temper: C-C-C-C-Creature--
 * Charity: f-f-f-f-f-from the Black Lagoon?
 * Gargoyle: Hi! I'm a gargoyle.
 * Patient: Are you really a gargoyle?
 * Gargoyle: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Medusa: Hello there. I'm a medusa.
 * Temper: Y-Y-Y-You're a medusa, right?
 * Medusa (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Lenny Howling)
 * Patient: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Blackside: Lenny the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Lenny.
 * Lenny: Helloooooooooo.
 * Temper: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Tina Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Charity and Temper Skid to a Stop)
 * Tina: Hi! I'm Tina.
 * Charity: And I'm outta here!
 * Tina: Huh?
 * Charity: Come on, guys.
 * Humility: But, Charity--
 * Mrs. Blackside: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Tina: They don't run like their tired.
 * Brenda: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Blackside, Tina, Witch, Gargoyle, Blob monster, Creature, Kaiju girl, Alien, Medusa, Lenny, and Brenda Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Temper: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Charity: I hope so, Temper.
 * Humility: But, Charity, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Temper (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Humility. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Tessa Floats By)
 * Temper: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Tessa: Hi! I'm Tessa. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Tessa Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Kind: Not bad, Tessa, but do you know any pop?
 * (Temper Grabs Kind's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Blackside Girls)
 * Tina: Don't worry, Mrs. Blackside. We'll find 'em.
 * Chastity: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Charity: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * The Virtues: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Cassidy Yawns)
 * Temper: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Charity: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Charity and Temper Bumps into Tina and Kaiju girl)
 * (Charity Screams and Jumps into Temper's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Mrs. Blackside: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Cassidy, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Cassidy Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Brenda: Yes, Cassidy. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Temper: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Charity: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Tessa Laughs): They're strange, Tina.
 * Tina: But they're in good shape, Tessa.
 * Patient: Gee, thanks.
 * Temper: Good shape? For what?
 * Brenda: To teach us how to beat those Garcia Cadets, of course.
 * Cassidy: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Tessa: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Lenny: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Temper: But--
 * Patient: That's my boyfriend, Charity. He and Temper got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Charity: Yes, right.
 * Patient: Don't worry, Cassidy. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Patient.
 * Lenny: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Brenda: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Tina: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Tina Slaps Kind, Temper, and Charity, Charity, Temper, and Kind Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Blackside the Keys)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Charity, Temper, and Kind Yells as they Faint)
 * (Patient, Chastity, and Humility Carry Charity, Temper, and Kind in Their Arms)
 * Humility: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Flamey Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Ready for some early morning exercises, Chastity?
 * Chastity: You betcha, Mrs. Blackside. Want us to wake Temper and Charity?
 * Mrs. Blackside: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Temper Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Temper's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Temper: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Temper: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Temper Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Charity Snoring)
 * (Flamey Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Flamey: Ohh.
 * (Flamey Mutters and Walks to Charity)
 * (Flamey Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Charity's Finger)
 * (Charity Yells)
 * Patient: Sounds like Charity's up and at 'em.
 * (Charity Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Humility: Oh, Charity, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Blackside: That's no goldfish, Humility. That's out pet piranha.
 * Charity: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Charity's Finger)
 * (Charity Yells)
 * Brenda: Mrs. Blackside told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Creature: Right.
 * Charity: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Tina: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Lenny: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Cassidy: Careful, Lenny. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Tessa Laughing): How am I doing, Brenda?
 * Brenda: Oh, awesome, Tessa.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Looks like Charity's got the ballet class started, Patient.
 * Patient: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Blackside: You take over now, Patient, Chastity, and Humility.
 * Chastity: You're the boss, Mrs. Blackside.
 * Humility: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Blackside: And tutus for you too, Temper, and Kind.
 * Kind: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Kind: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Humility?
 * Humility: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Blackside: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Humility: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Chastity Runs into Humility and They Spin)
 * Brenda: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Patient, Chastity, and Humility Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Charity, Temper, and Kind Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Tina and Cassidy Twirl)
 * Cassidy: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Garcia Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Diego: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Tom Harris: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Blackside place.
 * Diego: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird 7 Virtues.
 * Bob: Hey, let me see, Diego.
 * Diego: Careful, Bob. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Bob's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Diego's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Diego: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Lenny: Tom, it's-- It's Colonel Garcia.
 * Tom Harris: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Garcia: At ease, men.
 * (Diego is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Garcia: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Diego Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Bob Holds his Body)
 * Diego: Thanks, Bob. I needed that.
 * Colonel Garcia: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Tom Harris: Yes, sir. Garcia Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Garcia: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Blackside's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Bob: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Bob Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Garcia: Hit the deck!
 * (The Garcia Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Tom Harris: As you can see, sir, Bob here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Garcia: So I noticed.
 * Bob: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Garcia: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Garcia Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Steve Jackson: Our ball's now in Blackside territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Tom Harris: Good idea, Steve. Front and center, Bob. Lead the way!
 * Bob: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Bob: Uh-oh.
 * (Flamey Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Flamey Growling)
 * Tom Harris: It's the Blackside's weird guard dog.
 * Diego (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Steve Jackson: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Flamey Spews Fire)
 * Steve Jackson: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Tom Harris: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Flamey Spews More Fire)
 * (The Garcia Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Bob: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Flamey Laughing): The ball.
 * (Flamey Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Patient: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Humility: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Chastity: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Brenda: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Tina: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Lenny Howls): How you doing, Cassidy?
 * Cassidy: Great, Lenny. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Witch: Creature, you need to feel the breeze.
 * Creature: I like it!
 * Gargoyle: This is fun!
 * Kaiju girl: I agree!
 * Medusa: This is awesome!
 * Blob monster: I couldn't agree more, Medusa.
 * (The 7 Virtues Run Past Flamey)
 * Charity: Hey, Flamey, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Flamey Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Charity (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Chastity: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Tina: I just love running through the trees.
 * Tessa: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Tina: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Charity, Temper, and Kind Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Charity: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Temper: Oh, boy!
 * (Charity and Temper Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Charity and Temper: Yuck!
 * Brenda: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Charity and Temper Throw the Apples Away)
 * Charity: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Brenda, Tessa, Creature,, Witch, Lenny, Tina, Kaiju girl, Gargoyle, Alien, and Cassidy Eat Apples)
 * (Flamey Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Flamey, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Flamey Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Garcia Military School)
 * Lenny: Here's another water balloon, Bob.
 * Bob: What are these for anyway, Tom?
 * Tom Harris: Ammunition.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Diego?
 * Diego: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, bazooka.
 * Bob: Is this gonna get our ball back, Steve?
 * Steve Jackson: Check, affirmative.
 * Diego: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Tom Harris: Good idea, Diego. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Diego: Fire?
 * Tom Harris: No! Not--
 * (Tom Gets Blown Away)
 * Tom Harris: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Garcia: Cadet Harris, what is the meaning of this?
 * Tom Harris: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Steve Jackson: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Flamey Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Tom Harris: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Steve Harris: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Garcia's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Lenny)
 * Colonel Garcia: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Garcia Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Garcia: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Steve Jackson: Your hat, Colonel Garcia.
 * Colonel Garcia: Thank you, Cadet Jackson.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Garcia: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Blackside Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Charity: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Humility: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Chastity?
 * Chastity: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Patient: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Chastity: Oh, boy.
 * (Chastity Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Chastity: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Cassidy: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Blackside? Can I?
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Of course, Cassidy. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Cassidy: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Blackside: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Blackside: See?
 * Kind: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Charity: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Patient: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Patient Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Patient: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Temper: Here's some squash.
 * (Temper Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Temper: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Humility Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Humility: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Temper: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Brenda: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Blackside: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Tina Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Thank you, Tina.
 * Tina: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Temper: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Lenny: How much allowance do you have left, Brenda?
 * Brenda: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Lenny: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Brenda Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Temper Yells as She Faints)
 * (Charity Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Charity Yells): Temper! Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Charity: Eyes! Eyes!
 * Temper: Rice? Where?
 * Charity: No. Eyes.
 * Temper: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Charity: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Kind: I see no eyes, Charity.
 * Temper: You were imagining, Charity. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Charity Glares at Temper)
 * (Lenny Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Brenda Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Brenda: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Temper: Smells awesome.
 * Chastity: Smells great.
 * Temper: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Humility: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Brenda: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Humility and Kind Gulp)
 * Kind: Delicious.
 * Charity: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Patient: Meet you back at the school.
 * Tina: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Ultraweb: So, Mrs. Blackside's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Grim Walrus: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Ultraweb: You have done well, my Grim Walrus. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Ultraweb, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Walrus Laughing)
 * (Hypno Bats Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Lenny Hits the Ball)
 * Tom Harris: Nice spike, Lenny. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Garcia Military to stay on top.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Diego: On the leather with Garcia!
 * Colonel Garcia: That's the spirit, men!
 * Bob: Yes, sir!
 * (Tom Catches Lenny as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Steve Jackson: No fair, Tom. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Garcia: Keep using your head, Harris. I'm going over to Mrs. Blackside's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Garcia Walking to Mrs. Blackside's School)
 * (Colonel Garcia Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Blackside: All that exercise really loosened you up, Cassidy, a little too much.
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, Mrs. Blackside, it's me, Colonel Garcia.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Will you get the door for me, Brenda?
 * Brenda: You bet I will.
 * (Brenda Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Garcia: Mrs. Blackside? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Garcia Looks Shocked)
 * (Brenda Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Brenda Screeching)
 * Colonel Garcia: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Brenda Changes Back into a Human)
 * Brenda: Anything you say, Colonel Garcia.
 * Colonel Garcia: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Brenda: Uh, up there. Mrs. Blackside said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Garcia: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Garcia Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Garcia: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Garcia)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Ah, Colonel Garcia. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, Mrs. Blackside, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Blackside: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Garcia Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackside. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (The Butler Brings Mrs. Blackside a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Garcia: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (The Butler Pours Mrs. Blackside a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Blackside Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Garcia Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Blackside: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (The Butler Wipes Mrs. Blackside's Mouth)
 * Colonel Garcia: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Flamey Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Garcia: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Flamey's Head)
 * Mrs. Blackside: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackside. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Flamey Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Garcia: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Blackside: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (The Butler Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing the 7 Virtues to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Charity, I want you to meet Colonel Garcia.
 * Colonel Garcia: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Charity: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Garcia Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Bad boy, Flamey!
 * (Flamey Grumbling)
 * Humility: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Garcia: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Charity: Watches synchronized.
 * Patient: Synchronized.
 * (The Butler Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Garcia: Check. Over and out.
 * Kind: Gosh, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Blackside: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Temper.
 * Temper: Why the rush, Ms. B? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Charity: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Patient: But, Temper, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Temper: Why didn't you say so, Patient? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Lenny Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Tessa Giggling)
 * (Lenny Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Charity: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Temper (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Lenny Howling)
 * Charity (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Brenda.
 * Brenda: Thanks a lot, Charity.
 * Cassidy: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Blackside: You definitely are, Cassidy. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Patient: That's it, Tina. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Flamey Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Tessa Laughing)
 * Kind: Gee, Tessa, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Tessa Hits the Wall)
 * Tessa: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Kind: I think more into the wall.
 * (Patient Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Blackside: You mean deep shrieking, Patient. Show her, girls.
 * (Cassidy Breathing)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Cassidy Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Brenda: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Brenda Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Brenda Flies By Charity)
 * (Charity Yells and Falls Back)
 * Charity: Oops.
 * (Flamey Growling)
 * (Charity Yells)
 * (Charity Runs Away, But Flamey Follows him)
 * Patient: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Charity Yells)
 * (Flamey Blows Fire 4 Times at Charity)
 * Charity: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Patient: Good job, Charity. That's deep breathing.
 * (Charity is Running from Flamey): Yikes!
 * Patient (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Blackside Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Garcia, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Blackside)
 * Tom Harris: Get a load of that racket coming from the Blackside place.
 * Steve Jackson: Whew. And I thought Garcia was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Bob: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Lenny.
 * Lenny: Aye, aye, Bob.
 * Bob: More weight.
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Lenny: Attention!
 * (Lenny Salutes but Drops the Sack on Bob who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Garcia: At ease, men.
 * (Tom, Steve, Diego, and Lenny Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Bob)
 * Colonel Garcia: I said at ease, Bob.
 * Bob: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Garcia: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Tom, Lenny, Steve, and Diego: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Garcia: Do you want this trophy to stay at Garcia Military School?
 * Tom Harris: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Garcia Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Bob Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Bob: Those Blackside Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Bob Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Patient: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Cassidy is Pumping Herself)
 * Patient: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Garcia Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Temper: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Charity.
 * Charity: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Tessa Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Charity Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Temper: Wow, Charity. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Charity's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Charity Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Patient: This is not the time to go swimming, Charity. We have a volleyball game.
 * Chastity: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Patient.
 * (Sharks Approach Charity)
 * Chastity: Uh-oh. And it looks like Charity is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Charity)
 * (Charity Screams in Terror): Patient! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Charity)
 * Charity: Patient! Help!
 * Patient: Keep paddling, Charity! We're on our way!
 * Chastity: Us, too!
 * Tina: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Kaiju girl: Let's go for it.
 * (Charity Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Tina and Kaiju girl Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Blackside: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Tina Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Witch: Geronimo!
 * Medusa: Look out below!
 * (Lenny Jumps, Howling)
 * (Brenda Chuckles): Oh, Lenny. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Lenny and Brenda Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Lenny Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Brenda: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Humility: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (The Virtues Jump in)
 * (Tessa Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Cassidy: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Cassidy Jumps Down)
 * Temper: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Chastity?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Cassidy Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Patient: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Humility: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Tina: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Brenda: We're ready for those Garcia Cadets.
 * (Lenny Howls): Go, Blackside! (Howling)
 * (Tessa Laughing)
 * Cassidy: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Ultraweb: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Grim Walrus?
 * Grim Walrus: Yes, Ultraweb. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Ultraweb: Excellent.
 * Humility: Here, Kind. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Ultraweb and Grim Walrus)
 * Kind (Off-Screen): Thanks, Humility. I needed that.
 * Ultraweb: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Grim Walrus: Sorry, Ultraweb.

The Volleyball Game/Blackside All the Way:

 * (Tom Laughs): Look, guys, those Blackside Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Flamey, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Flamey: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Brenda: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Lenny Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Temper: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Cassidy: Thanks, Temper. (She Hops Away)
 * Kaiju girl: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Creature: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Tina: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Tessa: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Witch: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Medusa: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Gargoyle: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Blob monster: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Alien: Indeed it was.
 * Diego: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Garcia: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackside. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Temper: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Garcia: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Blackside Bangs the Gong)
 * (The Butler Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Charity: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Garcia: Well, we need a referee.
 * Charity: You're looking at him. Charity. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * Tom Harris: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Lenny: No problem. (Howling)
 * Bob: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Temper: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Temper: Thanks. Heads.
 * Diego (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Temper: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Garcia: Affirmative. Blackside serves first.
 * Patient, Chastity, and Humility: Go, go, Blackside!
 * Kind: Give it all you got, Tina.
 * Tina: Okay, coach.
 * (Tina Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Tom and Bob)
 * Charity: Net ball!
 * Diego: I think it's a net loss.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Kind: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Tina: Okay, coach.
 * (Tina Hits the Ball Again)
 * Lenny: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Lenny: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Charity: Point goes to Blackside!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Blackside's Point)
 * Patient: Go, go, Blackside! (She Shakes Mrs. Blackside's Hands While Humility is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Garcia's Point)
 * Colonel Garcia: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Bob: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Bob Hits the Ball)
 * (Tessa Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Diego: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Steve Jackson: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Charity: That's a fowl. Garcia's point.
 * Garcia Cadets: On the leather with Garcia!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Garcia's Point)
 * Cassidy: We're never gonna win that trophy, Brenda.
 * Brenda: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Brenda Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Tom Falls)
 * Charity: Nice spike, Brenda!
 * (Brenda Changes Back into a Human)
 * Brenda: Thanks, Charity.
 * (Brenda Goes to Tom and Takes the Ball)
 * Brenda: Our serve, cadet.
 * Tom Harris: I must be going batty.
 * Brenda: Here, Cassidy. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Cassidy Hits the Ball)
 * Steve and Diego: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Cassidy Hits it Again)
 * Steve and Diego: I've got it!
 * Cassidy: I've got it!
 * (Steve and Diego Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Charity: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Blackside's Point)
 * Lenny: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Tessa: That's a howl, Lenny! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Blackside: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Patient, Chastity, and Humility: Let's go, Blackside!
 * Kind: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Temper: Make that two.
 * (Flamey Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Temper: Thanks, Flamey. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Tom Harris: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Garcia Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Steve Jackson (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Bob (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Blackside.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Cassidy Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Tina: That looks good, Cassidy.
 * Tom Harris: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Diego: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Cassidy to Fly)
 * Cassidy: Whoa!
 * Charity: Outta bounds.
 * (Cassidy Still Flies)
 * Charity: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Tom)
 * Tom Harris: Then it's Garcia's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Cassidy)
 * Tina: Don't worry, Cassidy. We'll get it back.
 * Tom Harris: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Steve Hits the Ball)
 * Lenny: It's all mine!
 * (Tom Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Lenny: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Brenda: I'll save it, Lenny.
 * (Brenda Spins Backwards)
 * Brenda: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Garcia: On the leather with Garcia!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Garcia's Point)
 * (Kind Eats the Hotdog)
 * Temper: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Kind Takes the Hotdog from Temper's Hand and Eats it)
 * Kind: Tastes good.
 * Temper: We gotta catch up.
 * Kind: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Kind Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * Tom Harris: Prepare for another hit, Steve, with our secret weapon.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * (Kind Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Steve who Hits the Ball)
 * Steve Jackson: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Tom)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Tom's Hand and Flies into Kind's Mouth)
 * (Kind Hiccups)
 * Tom Harris: Nice work, Steve. Now our remote control is...
 * (Kind Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Garcia, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Garcia: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Kind Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Garcia)
 * Temper: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Kind?
 * Kind: Right, Temper. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Temper, Who Falls)
 * (Lenny Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Diego and Lenny Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Blackside's Point)
 * Bob: On the leather with Garcia.
 * (Cassidy Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Garcia's Point)
 * Colonel Garcia: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Tom Hits the Ball)
 * Lenny: Whoa.
 * (Tina Hits the Ball)
 * Lenny: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Garcia: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Charity: But it hit in first. Blackside's ball.
 * Humility: Go, go, Blackside!
 * (Flamey Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Humility was Waving)
 * Humility: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Lenny Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Steve and Diego)
 * Grim Walrus: Those girls are strong, Ultraweb.
 * Ultraweb: Just like their parents, Grim Walrus, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Blackside's Point)
 * Temper: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Brenda.
 * Brenda: You bet I will.
 * Tom Harris: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Bob.
 * Bob: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Brenda Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Bob: Take that, you bat.
 * Cassidy: I can't reach it!
 * Kind: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Bob)
 * Bob: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Diego, Steve, Lenny, and Tom)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Charity: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Blackside wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Blackside's Point)
 * (The Blackside Girls Cheer)
 * (Brenda, Tina, and Tessa Have Temper)
 * (Madeline and Lenny Have Kind)
 * Brenda: You were awesome, coach.
 * Temper: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Blackside: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Garcia.
 * Colonel Garcia: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Garcia and Gives it to Mrs. Blackside)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Cassidy. For your mummy case.
 * Cassidy: Thanks, Mrs. Blackside!
 * Tom Harris: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Steve Jackson: We had the strategy.
 * Diego: We had the equipment.
 * Bob: But we still lost.
 * Lenny: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Garcia: No moping, men. The Garcia code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Kind Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Garcia on it)
 * (Kind Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Garcia Bounces Away)
 * Tom Harris: Looks like the Garcia code just got broken.
 * Steve Jackson: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Lenny Howling)
 * Lenny: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Cassidy: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Humility: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Brenda: It's only the biggest even of the Blackside school year.
 * Temper: Will there be food?
 * (Charity and Temper Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Brenda: Oh, lots of goodies, Temper. Mrs. Blackside is in the kitchen right now.
 * Temper: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Charity: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Blackside Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Charity: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Temper: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Blackside?
 * Mrs. Blackside: Thanks, Temper. I've already got one. But you and Charity can lick the bowl.
 * Temper: Thanks.
 * Charity: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Okay, Flamey. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Flamey: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Brenda: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Temper Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Temper: You said it, Brenda.
 * (Charity Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Charity: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Brenda: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Temper: Oh!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Charity!
 * Charity: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Tessa, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Tessa: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Temper: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Charity.
 * Charity: Uh-huh.
 * Tessa: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Humility: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Brenda: Everyone, Humility. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Humility: That's your daddy?
 * Brenda: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Patient: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Charity. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Charity: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Patient: Wait for me, Charity!
 * Tina: Stop!
 * (Charity and Patient Skid to a Stop)
 * Tina: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Medusa: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Medusa.
 * Kaiju girl: I also want you to meet Godzilla Sr. and Ms. Godzilla.
 * Blob monster: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Creature: And this is Mr. and Ms. Fish Creature.
 * Gargoyle: And don't forget to me Gargoyle Sr. and Ms. Gargoyle.
 * Witch: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Alien: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Cassidy: And my mummy parents.
 * Lenny: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Charity and Patient Keep Running Until Tessa Stops Them)
 * Tessa: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Patient: Hey!
 * (Charity Jumps into Patient's Arms)
 * Patient: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Grim Walrus (Off-Screen): Here they come, Ultraweb.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Grim Walrus (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Ultraweb: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Ultraweb will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Hypno Bat Tries to Bite Ultraweb's Hand)
 * (Ultraweb Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Charity, Patient, Kind, Tina, and Lenny Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Tina: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Lenny: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Patient: Everyone's running off, Charity. Why don't we?
 * Charity: Uh-huh!
 * Patient: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Kind (Off-Screen): Hey, Charity, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Charity: No, Kind.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Temper: We should be safe now, Charity.
 * Charity: I hope so, Temper.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Kind (Off-Screen): We have company, Charity.
 * (Tessa Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Tessa's told us so much about you.
 * (Charity and Temper Scream)
 * (Charity Holds Kind's Hand as He and Temper Run)
 * Tessa (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Temper: Out here, Charity.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Brenda Fly in)
 * Charity: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Charity Runs While Temper, Holding Kind's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Temper: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Blackside.
 * Temper: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Charity: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Brenda, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Brenda: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Chastity: We were lucky, Temper, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Patient: Positively!
 * Humility: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Chastity Hugs Humility in Fear)
 * Chastity: I hope you're right, Humility.
 * (Patient and Chastity Scream)
 * Tina: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Charity and Temper)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Charity: Charity.
 * Kind: And Kind, too.
 * Chastity: Don't hurt Charity. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Lenny Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Blackside: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Temper: Very good, right, Charity?
 * Charity: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Blackside: It's an old Blackside recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Charity and Temper Scratch)
 * Humility: Gee, Lenny, what's that?
 * Lenny: Something for my parents, Humility. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's beautiful, Lenny. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Kaiju girl: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Ms. Godzilla: You know we do.
 * Godzilla Sr.: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Kaiju girl.
 * Kaiju girl: You're welcome.
 * Brenda: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Brenda Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Brenda (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Brenda: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Temper: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Charity?
 * Charity: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Blackside: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Flamey Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Brenda: Don't feel left out, Flamey. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Flamey Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Gargoyle: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Gargoyle Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Gargoyle: It's nice, Gargoyle.
 * Gargoyle: I thought you'd like it.
 * Tina: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Tina: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Tina. (He Pats Tina's Head)
 * Tina: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Show your mummy parents what you made, Cassidy.
 * (Cassidy Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Cassidy (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Cassidy.
 * Medusa: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Medusa: We love it! (Hugs Medusa) Thanks, Medusa.
 * Creature: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Fish Creature and Ms. Fish Creature: We love them.
 * Blob monster: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Blob: That's okay, Blob monster. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Blob: You said it, dear.
 * Alien: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Alien.
 * Witch: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Witch. Such a good girl.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Tessa Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Tessa Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (The Butler Plays the Drum)
 * Tessa: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Grim Walrus: They're having fun, Ultraweb.
 * Ultraweb: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Tessa Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Tessa.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Bravo!
 * (Lenny Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Temper: Let's give that hand a hand, Charity.
 * (Charity Smiles at Temper)
 * (Tessa Shakes the Hand)
 * Tessa: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Brenda.
 * Brenda: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Lenny. We'd better run, too.
 * Temper: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Brenda.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Temper: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Lenny, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Witch.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Alien.
 * Mr. Fish Creature: Take care of Creature.
 * Mr. Blob: And Blob monster, too.
 * Godzilla Sr.: Make sure nothing happens to Kaiju girl
 * Gargoyle Sr.: Keep an eye on Gargoyle.
 * Mr. Medusa: Take care of Medusa.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Temper and Charity by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Tina is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Cassidy and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Charity and Temper Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Humility: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Charity?
 * Charity: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Temper: It's okay, Charity. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Charity: Oh, good.
 * Ultraweb: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Ultraweb Walks to the Hypno Bat)
 * Ultraweb: Get ready to fly, little hypno bat. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Ultraweb Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Ultraweb's Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Ultraweb: There's no time to waste, Grim Walrus. Get cranking.
 * Grim Walrus: Yes, Ultraweb. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Ultraweb Has a Picture of Temper)
 * Ultraweb: This is your target.
 * (Hypno Bat Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Ultraweb Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
 * (Hypno Bat is Pleased)
 * Ultraweb: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, hypno bat, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Walrus Laughing)
 * Ultraweb: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Grim Walrus: Y-Yes, Ultraweb.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Charity is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Hypno Bat)
 * (Charity Yells): Temper! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Temper: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Charity.
 * (Charity Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Temper, bat.
 * Temper: Calm down, Charity. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Temper: See? See for yourself, Charity. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Charity: Okay, Temper.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Hypno Bat is There)
 * Charity: Temper! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Temper: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Charity.
 * (Charity Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Temper Snoring)
 * (Hypno Bat Spies on Temper)
 * (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Ultraweb's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Temper: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Ultraweb: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Temper: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Ultraweb: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Temper: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Ultraweb: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Temper Giggling)
 * (Grim Walrus Laughs and Stops)
 * Ultraweb: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Grim Walrus: Yes, Ultraweb.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Garcia Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Steve, Lenny, and Bob Wake up)
 * (Tom is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Tom)
 * Tom Harris: Diego, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Diego: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Garcia: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Garcia: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Tom Harris: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Blackside School)
 * Temper: Good morning, Charity. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Charity: It is?
 * Temper: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Charity Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Charity Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Kind Wakes Up)
 * Kind: You knocked, Charity?
 * Temper: Glad you're up, Kind. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Lenny Howls): We will, Mrs. Blackside.
 * Chastity: We're all ready to go.
 * Flamey: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Sorry, Flamey. You're staying home with me.
 * (Flamey Grumbling)
 * Chastity: Here we go, gang.
 * Tina: Bye, Mrs. Blackside!
 * Cassidy: Bye, Flamey!
 * Mrs. Blackside: See you later, girls.
 * Flamey: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Patient: Gee, Chastity, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Chastity: Someplace scenic, Patient. Right here.
 * Patient: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Charity: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Brenda: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Charity: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Tessa: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Garcia: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Steve Jackson: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Lenny)
 * (Tom Falls in the Mud)
 * Tom Harris: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Garcia and Lenny Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (Tom, Diego, Bob, and Steve Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Diego: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Bob: And dumb, too.
 * Cassidy: What do we do now, Patient?
 * Patient: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Tina: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Cassidy: Wait for me, Tina.
 * Kind: And the 7 Virtues, too.
 * (Kind Grabs Charity's Hand)
 * Medusa: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Witch and Runs with Her)
 * (Lenny Howls): Race you across the swamp, Brenda.
 * Brenda: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Lenny Jogging)
 * Lenny: Aw, no fair, Brenda. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Lenny)
 * Grim Walrus: Gotcha.
 * Lenny: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Grim Walrus Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Grim Walrus.
 * Lenny: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Grim Walrus Grunts)
 * Lenny: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Lenny Gasps)
 * (The Hypno Bat Try to Attack Lenny)
 * Lenny: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Lenny Hits the Hypno Bat with a Hammer)
 * (The Hypno Bat Flies Out the Window)
 * Grim Walrus: Oh, no. Ultraweb is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Blackside (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Flamey?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Blackside: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Flamey, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Flamey is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Patient: Gee, Temper, swamp running is fun.
 * (Flamey Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to The Virtues Running on Stones)
 * Patient: How'd you think of this place?
 * Temper: I don't know, Patient. In my dreams, I think. Gosh!
 * (Temper Leaps into Charity's Arms)
 * Temper: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Charity: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Charity and Temper: Help!
 * Patient: Hang on, Charity. Patient to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Patient: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Temper Grabs her Hand)
 * Temper: Nice going, Patient, but too late.
 * Charity: Temper!
 * Temper: Gosh! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Chastity: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Brenda: Try swinging with me.
 * (Brenda Grabs the 7 Virtues)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Brenda Changes into a Human)
 * Temper: Not too bat an escape, right, Charity?
 * Charity: Yeah, Temper.
 * Kind: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Brenda: I need some help myself. Lenny must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Patient: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Humility: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Chastity: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Brenda: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Garcia Cadets are Walking)
 * Bob: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Diego: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Steve Jackson: Negative. I think this is...
 * Tom Harris: Quicksand!
 * Bob: What do we do now, Tom?
 * Tom Harris: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. Help!
 * Garcia Cadets: Help!
 * Tina: Sounds like those smart aleck Garcia Cadets.
 * Cassidy: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Tom Harris: Someone's coming.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative. It's those Blackside Girls.
 * Diego: Quick! Help us out.
 * Cassidy: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Steve Jackson: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Diego: On the double!
 * Bob: If not sooner!
 * Tina: Well, Cassidy, if they insist.
 * Cassidy: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Tina Helps the Garcia Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Garcia Cadets Scream)
 * Diego: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.

Dodging the Hypno Bats:

 * Tom Harris: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Flamey Comes by and Sniffs Tom's Foot, Snarling)
 * Tom Harris: Retreat!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Kind: No sign of the girls, Charity.
 * Charity: Uh-oh.
 * Temper: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Kind: Hold it, Temper. Maybe Brenda has good news.
 * (Brenda Screeching)
 * Temper: Does that mean you found Lenny?
 * (Brenda Screeching)
 * Temper: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Charity Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Charity to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Kind: There goes Charity, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Charity Lands on Flamey, Who Snarls)
 * Charity: Oops!
 * (Flamey Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Charity Screaming)
 * (Flamey Runs After him)
 * Temper: I wish our brother Charity would learn to not play with Flamey.
 * (Brenda Sees Lenny with Hypno Bats)
 * Brenda: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Brenda: Lenny's at the shack. But she's surrounded by hypno bats.
 * Witch: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Brenda)
 * (The Hypno Bats Try to Attack Lenny, But Lenny Dodges)
 * (The Hypno Bat Hits a Rock)
 * Grim Walrus: Nice moves.
 * (Grim Walrus Pounces Lenny)
 * Grim Walrus: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Brenda (Off-Screen): Get away from Lenny!
 * (Brenda, as a Human, Knocks Grim Walrus Down)
 * Lenny: Brenda! You're here!
 * Brenda: Of course!
 * Grim Walrus: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Brenda: Think you can take us all on?
 * Grim Walrus: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Tessa (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Cassidy Charges and a Hypno Bat Scares her)
 * (Cassidy Smacks the Bat): No! Bad hypno bat! Bad hypno bat! Go home!
 * (Hypno Bat Screeches)
 * (Kaiju girl Roars Loudly)
 * (The Hypno Bats Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Cassidy Gives Kaiju girl High Five): Yeah!
 * (Charity Hides in the Shack to Lose Flamey)
 * (Flamey Still Runs)
 * (Charity Snickering)
 * (Lenny Taps on Charity's Shoulder)
 * Charity: Yikes! Are you okay, Lenny?
 * Lenny: Grim Walrus's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Grim Walrus Grabs Charity)
 * Grim Walrus: Gotcha!
 * Charity: Help!
 * Grim Walrus: Ultraweb does not like meddlers.
 * Charity: N-N-Not me!
 * (Charity Tries to Run Away from Grim Walrus, when Fire Burns Grim Walrus)
 * Grim Walrus: Yeow!
 * (Flamey Blows Fire at Grim Walrus)
 * (Grim Walrus Screaming)
 * (Grim Walrus Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Grim Walrus: You two will pay for this!
 * (Flamey Becomes Charity's Friend)
 * (Charity Shakes Flamey's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Flamey Run)
 * Grim Walrus: No one escapes Grim Walrus.
 * Brenda: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Charity Look at Him)
 * Grim Walrus: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Lenny: Thanks, guys. And Charity, I owe you everything for stopping Grim Walrus.
 * Grim Walrus: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Charity: I think we should get back to the other 7 Virtues.
 * Tessa: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Ultraweb (Angrily): The Blackside's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Grim Walrus: Uh, no! Ultraweb, it's not what it seems. It was a Charity and the 7 Virtues who knocked away the hypno bats.
 * Ultraweb (Angrily): The 7 Virtues knocked my hypno bats away?
 * Grim Walrus: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Flamey saved them.
 * Ultraweb: So, the 7 Virtues have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Grim Walrus: It is?
 * Ultraweb: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Nice Dweller. Then he will do more damage to the 7 Virtues that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

The 7 Virtues Team Up:

 * (Ultraweb's Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Cassidy: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Tina: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Blob monster: What do we do?
 * Witch: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Charity: No! Everyone, listen. Ultraweb's just trying to kidnap you.
 * Witch: Well, it's working.
 * Lenny: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Brenda: Charity, we do know how to defeat Ultraweb, don't we?
 * Charity: Well... not exactly.
 * Tom Harris (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Charity: Garcia Cadets? What's going on?
 * Steve Jackson: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what Tom has to say.
 * Patient: Tom, what brings you here?
 * Tom Harris: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Patient: Helpful how?
 * Tom Harris: We know how to defeat Ultraweb.
 * (Charity and Patient Look at Each Other)
 * Patient: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Garcia Cadets?
 * Steve Jackson: Go on.
 * Tom Harris: Uh, well, "The Garcia Code says we help--"
 * Steve Jackson: Tom! I meant tell Patient what we know.
 * Tom Harris: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Patient: No offense, Steve, but it is difficult for me to believe that Tom has changed sides.
 * Lenny: Patient, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Charity to. If Tom's information is useful, we should use it to beat Ultraweb. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (Tom Gulps)
 * Charity: Lenny's right, Patient. If the cadets believe Tom, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Patient: Charity, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, Tom.
 * Tom Harris: Okay. Well, the Garcia code says that only the 7 Virtues can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Charity: If we bring Ultraweb, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * Tom Harris: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Kind: Oh, yeah! Just trap Ultraweb in the lava.
 * Tom Harris: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Temper: Lure her into a trap?
 * Humility: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Chastity: Indeed.
 * Patient: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the hypno bats.
 * Charity: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Ultraweb's army. We have a plan to defeat Ultraweb as well.
 * Steve Jackson: The cadets will help, too, Charity. Right?
 * Tom Harris: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Blackside Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Blackside Girls: Yeah!
 * Patient: Very well. Charity.
 * Charity: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Patient: Ultraweb and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Cassidy: I like the 7 Virtues, Tom.
 * Tessa: Me, too. Patient's so pretty.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Steve Jackson: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * Tom Harris: You know, I think I could get used to the Garcia Code.

Nice Dweller:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Charity: Gosh! The door is locked.
 * Gargoyle: How do we unlock the door?
 * Tessa: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * Tom Harris: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Creature: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Tessa: What about me?
 * Creature: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Kaiju girl (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Kaiju girl Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Kaiju girl: Bingo.
 * Tessa: That's one talented tail, Kaiju girl. (Laughs)
 * Kaiju girl: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Charity: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Flamey, and my Virtue friends will take the left, you Garcia Cadets and Blackside Girls take the right.
 * (The 7 Virtues and Flamey Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Charity: Talk about soggy.
 * Patient: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Grim Walrus: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Chastity: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Grim Walrus: Neither is the giant Nice Dweller.
 * The 7 Virtues: Nice Dweller?
 * Grim Walrus: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Nice Dweller Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Nice Dweller Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Brenda: We gotta distract Ultraweb and Grim Walrus.
 * Tom Harris: Right. Let's go back and get the 7 Virtues.
 * (Nice Dweller Laughing)
 * Temper: Oh! This is no time for games, Humility.
 * Humility: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Humility. (She Throws the Ball to Nice Dweller)
 * Nice Dweller: Huh?
 * Humility: Your turn, Flamey.
 * (Flamey Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Charity's Head)
 * Humility: That's it, Charity.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Nice Dweller Hits the Ball)
 * Humility: Nice shot, Nice Dweller.
 * Kind: I hope you're gonna let him win, Humility. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Humility: Come on, Charity. Kick it high.
 * (Charity Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Nice Dweller to Reach)
 * Humility: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Patient: It's like an elevator, right, Chastity?
 * Chastity: Yeah, Patient.
 * (Nice Dweller Catches the Ball)
 * Temper: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (The 7 Virtues and Flamey Found the Blackside Girls and Garcia Cadets)
 * Chastity: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * Tom Harris: Yeah. Now let's get to Ultraweb.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Grim Walrus Chases Charity/Grim Walrus's Demise:

 * (Grim Walrus Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Grim Walrus: Get out of here or else!
 * Tina: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Grim Walrus: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Grim Walrus Throws a Potion at Charity Turning him into a Frog)
 * Patient: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Charity?
 * (Charity Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Grim Walrus)
 * Grim Walrus: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Brenda (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Grim Walrus.
 * (Charity Croaks and Hops Away from Grim Walrus)
 * (Grim Walrus Chases Him)
 * (Patient and Cassidy Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Grim Walrus's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Grim Walrus Falls into the Well)
 * (Grim Walrus Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Nice Dweller Swallowed him Hole)
 * Tessa: Now that, Patient, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Witch: I want Charity back!
 * (She Turns Charity Back into a Human)
 * Charity: Thanks, Witch.

Final Battle/Ultraweb's Death:

 * (The 7 Virtues and Blackside Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Ultraweb Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Ultraweb: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Brenda: Hide.
 * (The 7 Virtues Hide)
 * Ultraweb: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Ultraweb Transforms into a...human)
 * Ultraweb: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Tina and Kaiju girl Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Ultraweb Still Hunting)
 * (The 7 Virtues Peek, Too)
 * (Tina and Kaiju girl Thought up a Plan)
 * Kaiju girl: Tina, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Ultraweb's Attention)
 * Diego: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Steve Jackson: Affirmative.
 * Tom Harris: These guys worked!
 * (The 7 Virtues Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Brenda and Lenny Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (The 7 Virtues Did the Same Thing that Confuses The Human Spider Girl)
 * (Ultraweb, Annoyed, Approaches the 7 Virtues' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Cassidy: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Ultraweb Even More)
 * (Ultraweb Rushed Towards Blackside's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Patient and Chastity Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Ultraweb to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Flamey Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Ultraweb as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Humility Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Ultraweb's Attention as She Sees the 7 Virtues)
 * Humility: Oh, no.
 * (Ultraweb Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rude 7 Virtues?
 * (The 7 Virtues were Ultraweb's Mercy)
 * Ultraweb: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw the 7 Virtues were in Trouble)
 * Brenda: NO, STOP!
 * (Ultraweb Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (The 7 Virtues Flee for their Lives)
 * Creature: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (The 7 Virtues Look Behind and See Ultraweb On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Humility: OH, NO!
 * Charity: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Ultraweb Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (The 7 Virtues Try to Stay Away from Ultraweb)
 * Charity: Come on.
 * (Ultraweb was Close Behind them)
 * Ultraweb: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Ultraweb was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Ultraweb Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (The 7 Virtues Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Ultraweb Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Patient: Good golly. It looks like Ultraweb is never the same again.
 * Charity: Yeah.
 * Tom Harris: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Tina: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Cassidy: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Diego: I'll never understand girls.
 * Lenny: Especially Blackside Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Blackside Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Garcia Cadets, the Blackside Girls, and the 7 Virtues Return)
 * Mrs. Blackside: There they are!
 * Colonel Garcia: The 7 Virtues. They're okay!
 * Charity: Everyone, Ultraweb has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Humility: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Patient: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Ultraweb's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Patient Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Garcia a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Mrs. B with Colonel G grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Garcia Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Blackside)
 * Patient: And Bob's with Tina Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Tessa really does her thing, a dance for two, the Tessa fling. Temper and my boyfriend Charity are always in a junky ham.
 * Temper: Great party, Ms. B.
 * Charity: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Blackside: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Temper: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Blackside: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Temper: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Charity: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Charity and Temper Run)
 * Patient: Gee, we'd better do like Charity, and skidoo.
 * (Patient Gives Flamey High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Charity and Temper Cowardly Run Out)
 * (The Virtues Run Out, Too)
 * (The 7 Virtues Home on Land)
 * Chastity: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Charity and Temper Look Back)
 * Blackside Girls: Goodbye.
 * Temper: Let's give 'em a real Blackside goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Charity: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Charity)
 * (The 7 Virtues Walk Back to Virtue-Land)
 * (Screen Fades Black)