The Black Hole's Monster/Transcript

Charity was Talking About the Haunted Mansion:

 * (Episode Begins with Charity Watching Sports on TV)
 * Charity: I love watching TV, you guys.
 * (Charity Turns to his Friends)
 * Charity: You know what, guys? I've been thinking, I think we should talk about the Haunted Mansion.
 * Chastity: We sure have, Charity. You're talking about them now.
 * Prudent: This is a pretty good idea, Charity.
 * Vitality: Awesome! I bet you've never met them before, have you, Charity?
 * Charity: No, I haven't, Vitality. But I'm planning to right now.
 * Sympathy: That's a great idea, Charity. I bet we're going up there right now.
 * Charity: Yes, Sympathy. Now, let's all go to the Haunted Mansion.

Black Hole's Plans Backfires:

 * (Black Hole, Unity and Purity were spying on Charity and his Friends)
 * Black Hole: Look at that. Charity and his friends were going to the Haunted Mansion. Interesting.
 * Purity: It's good when we spies them.
 * Black Hole: Very well, Purity. Hmmm... I have an idea. To catch Charity, you need to-- (He Whispers to his Troops)
 * (Black Hole Sets the Cage Up, and Cuts the Rope)
 * (Charity and his Friends Walks Away)
 * Black Hole: Drat! I missed.

Enter the Haunted Mansion:

 * (Charity and his Friends Stop at the Haunted Mansion)
 * Patient: Ta-da! Here we are!
 * Charity: We arrived at this very cool place, guys.
 * Sympathy: You said it, Charity.
 * Chastity: Hey, look, guys. There's a plank that says, "Haunted Mansion."
 * (Charity, Patient, and Sympathy Look at Each Other)
 * Patient: These are Count Dracula, the Werewolf, Frankenstein, the Phantom, and the Mummy.
 * (Charity's Friends Hear what Patient Said)
 * Patient: What?
 * Charity: Come on, let's go inside.
 * (Charity and his Friends Go Inside)

Charity and his Friends Meet Vanity:

 * Charity: Hello? Anyone there?
 * (The Virtues Hear Eerie Noises)
 * (A Ghost Appears and Haunts Them)
 * (The Virtues are Scared)
 * Vanity: (Spooky voice) Ooooooooooh!
 * (The Virtues Scream in Horror)
 * (Scene Fades)
 * (Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards the Virtues)
 * (The Virtues Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened)
 * (The Ghost Pulls Off the Sheet and it was Vanity)
 * Vanity: Sorry for scaring you.

Humility proceed to prank Black Hole and his troops:

 * (Humility Proceeds to Dump Black Hole and his Troops in Red Paint, Scaring Black Hole and his Troops)
 * (Purity is Trapped in a Sheet Giving Them an Impression of a Ghost)
 * Purity: Where am I? I can't see!
 * (Black Hole Screams): Ghost! (Flees from Purity)
 * (Purity Runs into a Wall, Knocking the Sheet Off of Her): Wait for me!
 * (The Virtues Laugh)

Black Hole beats Purity with a bat:

 * (Purity Went to Wash the Pain Off)
 * (All of a Sudden, She is Ambushed by a Black Hole)
 * ("Psycho" Theme is Heard)
 * (Black Hole Mistakes Purity for a Ghost and Beats her with a Bat)
 * (Purity Gets Hit Several Times, Nearly to Death)

Humility Scares Black Hole and his Troops:

 * (Black Hole Calmed Down, Until She Saw Purity Lying on the Floor): Oops. Purity? You... Are you okay? I have mistaken you for a ghost!
 * Purity: ...How many ghosts take showers?
 * Black Hole: I was worried about you.
 * Purity: Oh, Black Hole! (Hugs Black Hole) Thank you.
 * (Vanity Finds a Stethoscope in her Vest)
 * (Temper Comes Inside, and Gasps)
 * Temper: What you doin'?
 * Vanity: Uh, playing doctor?
 * (Black Hole and his Troops Hear Eerie Noises)
 * (Black Hole and his Troops Bump Into Each Other and Scream)
 * Black Hole and his Troops: Oh, it's you!
 * (They Laugh)
 * Black Hole: Have you found Charity yet?
 * Purity: No, Black Hole. And Unity and I looked everywhere.
 * Temper: I told you to change clothes.
 * (Temper Finds Them Outfits)
 * Temper: Here you are.
 * (Vanity and Chastity Attempt to Run Away)
 * Temper: Don't make me angry. Just put on your suits until the Ghost leaves, please!
 * (Vanity and Chastity Keep Running Away)
 * Temper: What's come over y'all? Why won't y'all wear your new clothes? The Ghost will be here any minute.
 * Vanity: Hey, Chastity, get this scary guy off me.
 * Temper: That's the last movie y'all go to. The language you come back with.
 * (Temper Shows Vanity and Chastity in their Clothes, and their Own Reflections)
 * Temper: There, now. Don't y'all look nice? Just like Black Hole's henchmen. BLACK HOLE'S HENCHMEN?!? (Faints)
 * (Vanity and Chastity Take Off the Suits, and Run to Find Kind Having Tea with Diligence)
 * (A Ghost Appears and Haunts Them)
 * (Black Hole and his Troops are Scared)
 * Humility: (Spooky voice) Ooooooooooh!
 * (Black Hole and his Troops Scream in Horror)
 * Diligence: Hey, you wanna play with us?
 * Vanity: Kind, er, uh, Kindy, whatcha doin'?
 * Kind: Hey, even henchmen deserves a coffee break.
 * (Kind Picks up Lupita)
 * Vanity: You call yourself a henchman?
 * (Vanity Grabs Lupita)
 * Kind: Let go!
 * Diligence: Hey, that's my Lupita doll!
 * (Explosion)
 * Diligence (Off-Screen): What did you do?!
 * (Scene Fades)
 * (Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards Black Hole and his Troops)
 * Black Hole: GHOST!
 * Unity: GHOST!
 * Purity: GHOST!
 * (Black Hole and his Troops Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened)
 * (The Doorbell Rings)
 * (Confident Opens the Door)
 * Charity: Hello?
 * Vitality: Hello. Trust and I are here for reporting.
 * Charity: Vitality! Trust! How nice to see you. Won't you come in?
 * Trust: Thank you. My, don't you look beautiful, Charity? Trying to impress us?
 * Charity: Me? In this same outfit? Never.
 * Vitality: Good. Because most interviewers go out of their way to make a good impression.
 * Trust: We hate that. Our readers deserve the real scoop. We want to observe Charity the way she really lives. Understand?
 * Charity: Excellent. We'll start by meeting Temper. She's a mischievous goth girl, and she loves the children as her own.
 * (Temper Runs Down After Charity)
 * Temper: They're ghosts! Ghosts, I say! You have to do something, Charity! They're fiends! They're not your friends!
 * Charity: What are you talking about?
 * Temper: Your friends are ghosts!
 * (The Ghost Pulls Off the Sheet and it was Humility)
 * Patient: Nice job, Humility.
 * Humility: Thanks. I scare them for good!
 * (Confident Sobbing)
 * (Charity and Humility Look Up)
 * Confident: Diligence pulled the head off her Lupita doll! (Sobbing)
 * (Charity Laughing Nervously): Those kids-- they're so playful! How about I show you my studies? You can tell about a girl and her studying. Excellent studies, excellent business I always say.
 * (Charity Opens the Door, but an Explosion is Heard)
 * (The Safe Falls Down)
 * (Charity Looks Shocked)
 * Black Hole: Uh-oh.
 * Charity: Never mind the studies! You can never tell a girl about her studies I always say. Look in here instead.
 * (Charity Angrily Marches Up to her Room)
 * (Charity Shoves Black Hole, Unity, and Purity in her Room, Thinking They are Diligence, Kind, and Vanity)
 * Charity: You are grounded until the ghost is gone.
 * (Just Then Humility Pops Out as a Ghost, and Wails)
 * (Black Hole, Unity, and Purity Look Outside)
 * (Humility Watches Them)
 * (Unity and Purity Scream in Terror)
 * Unity and Purity: A GHOST!!
 * (Black Hole Turns Around is Startled)
 * (Humility Laughs and Hides)
 * Black Hole: Where's the ghost?!
 * (Black Hole Runs to the Window)