The Impromptu Goose/Transcript

Haunting:

 * (The Episode Begins with Dia Sitting on her Balcony Trying on Binoculars)
 * (With it, Dia Can See at the Same Time)
 * (Now Dia Sees Mila Eating Food in her Place)
 * (In the Other Way, she Sees Mari Sneaking Forward)
 * (Dia Understands What's Happening, and Calls Mira)
 * Dia: Mira, a boy Virtue is trying to take Mila.
 * Mira: What should I do? I can't handle her alone.
 * Dia: Go to the window, Mira, and see what they're really up to.
 * Mira: I don't dare.
 * Dia: Do it anyway.
 * (Mira Looks Out the Window, and Sees Mari Going to Mila)
 * Mira: Why, that fat skink. I'll show him.
 * (Mari Gives Mila a Nut)
 * Mari: Come along and you'll get...
 * (Suddenly, Mira Moans Like a Ghost)
 * Mira: Woooooo!
 * (Mari and Mila Watch)
 * (There's a Ghost in Mira's Place)
 * (Mari Rushes From There, He's Very Scared of Ghosts)
 * Mari: They say there's no such thing.
 * Mila: Then it's still awful to see one!
 * (Mila is Also Afraid of the Ghost, but Calms Down Quickly When Mira Lifts the Sheet up)
 * Mira: My sister Dia figured I was going to haunt.
 * Mari: Lydia, a ghost scared me.
 * Lydia: I'm not paying you for fairy tales!

Mari Talks About Capacity/Mari Pranks Mira:

 * (Scene Cuts to Mira's House)
 * Announcer: And that was the latest Taylor Swift at the New York Band. And now, for all you folks who ends at the contest for a date with The Vocalisters lead singer, Capacity, tomorrow's the big day. If you're the winner, this little girl could call you.
 * Mira: She's gorgeous!
 * Mari: You really like her, don't you, Mira?
 * Mira: Like her? I love her! Can you imagine if I won the date with her? Oh! Mari, what if she really calls me? What'll I say? What'll I wear?
 * (The Door Bell Rings)
 * Mari: Maybe that's her.
 * (Mira Rushes to the Door, Screaming with Delight)
 * Dia: You're not gonna believe it! The cooking with cup cake TV show wants me to send in a video of me baking something. I'm gonna be a star!
 * Mari: Hey, Paisley gave me her video camera. Maybe I could tape it for you.
 * Dia: Gee, Mari, would you? I'd really appreciate it.
 * Mari: It's a deal.
 * (Meanwhile, at School)
 * Juliette: An isosceles triangle is a triangle with two equal angles, and two sides that are the same length.
 * (School Bell Rings)
 * Juliette: Don't forget term projects are due on Monday. Have a nice weekend.
 * (Scene Fades to Mira's House)
 * (Mira's Phone Rings)
 * Mira: I'll get it. Hello? Who?!
 * Mari (Imitating Capacity's Voice): Capacity here.
 * Mira: Oh, Ms. Capacity, is it really you?
 * Mari: The one and only dreamboat.
 * Mira: You mean I've won? We're really going out on a date?
 * Mari: You'd better believe it, poundcake.
 * (Mira Squeals with Delight)
 * Mari: Cool it, cool it. I hate it with my fans, but my public, so I want it to be a little private.
 * Mira: Private. Right, whatever you say. I don't care.
 * Mari: Good. Meet me at the top of the clock tower at 6pm tonight.
 * Mira: Got it. I'll be there, Ms. Capacity.
 * Mari: And, uh, call me Capacity, dollface. Bye-bye.
 * (Mari Laughs, Thinking it's a Joke)
 * Mira: Oh, yes! Yes! (Squeals with Delight)

Dia's Cooking Disaster:

 * (Scene Fades to Dia in the House)
 * Dia (Off-Screen): Are you sure I need this hat?
 * Mari: Sure I'm sure. It makes you look like a real chef.
 * Dia: Okay, whatever you say, Mari. You're the director.
 * Mari: Lights, camera, action!
 * Dia: Uh, t-t-today I'm g-g-g-gonna make a l-l-l-lemon pie. Start w-w-with the cup of flour--
 * Mari (Off-Screen): I can't see! Where's the bowl?!
 * Dia: Oh, there it is. (Nervous Giggle) N-Now let's add two tablespoons of sugar.
 * (Dia Tips the Milk Over, and Spills it)
 * (Dia Gasps)
 * Dia: Oh, no!
 * (Dia Tries to Pick up the Milk)
 * Mari: Never mind the milk. Get to the salt.
 * (Dia Does That)
 * Mari (Off-Screen): No, Dia, not the salt! More flour!
 * Dia: Not more flour!
 * Mari (Off-Screen): Squeeze the lemons, will you?!
 * (Dia Tries to Go as Fast as She Can)
 * Mari: Come on, hurry up, Dia! I'm running out of tape!
 * (Dia Puts the Pie in the Oven)
 * Dia: Sorry about the mess. The pie's gonna taste great.
 * Mari: Dia, the oven!
 * (Dia Opens the Over, and the Pie is Burnt)
 * Dia: My pie! It's ruined, ruined!

Mira Pranked by Mari:

 * (Scene Fades to the Clock Tower)
 * Mira: Oh, no! I'm gonna be late!
 * (Mira Runs up the Stairs of the Clock tower a Few at a Time)
 * (Mira Gets to the Top to Find Dia and Chimaera There)
 * Mira: Dia! Chimaera! What are you two doing here?
 * Dia: We-- We were waiting for Capacity.
 * Mira: That's not true. I have a date with Capacity.
 * Chimaera: So do we.
 * Mira: But I won the contest.
 * Dia: Us, too.
 * Mira, Dia, and Chimaera: Who's that?
 * (Paisley Shows up)
 * Mira, Dia, and Chimaera: Paisley?
 * Paisley: But where's Capacity?
 * Mari (Deep Voice): Hi, dollfaces.
 * Mira: You're Capacity?
 * Mari (Normal Voice): Gotcha! (Laughing Hysterically) I did it! I really did it!
 * Mira: This is the worse practical joke you've ever pulled!
 * Mari: No, it's the best! You should've seen your face running up the step. I thought you were gonna bust a gun!
 * Paisley: Mari, we're gonna bust you!
 * Mari: Hey, no, lighten up. Can't you take a little joke? It was just for fun.
 * (Mira, Dia, Chimaera, and Paisley Looks Angry at Mari)

Another Day at School:

 * (Scene Fades to the School)
 * Diana: Good morning, class. Before we begin with the presentation, let me congratulate you on this wonderful day of term projects. Sienna, would you like to be first?
 * Sienna: Yes, Diana. Thank you.
 * (Sienna Walks Up)
 * Sienna: My project is a demonstration of a fender force, as it relates to molecules. And I've put together a model and a video to help explain it.
 * (The Video Shows Dia’s Failed Cooking Attempt Instead)
 * Sienna (Off-Screen): Molecules are held together in a group which--
 * (The Class Laughs at the Video)
 * Dia: Oh, man.
 * (The Video Goes On and On, and the Class Laughs More)
 * Diana: Sienna, turn off the tape.
 * (Sienna Turns off the Tape)
 * Diana: What is the meaning of this, Sienna?
 * Sienna: I-I-I honestly don't know. I don't know what happened. I was sabotaged.
 * (Mari Laughs Hysterically)
 * Mari: Gotcha!

Mira's Plan/"One Joke for Mari":

 * (Scene Fades to an Ice Cream Shop)
 * Pita: Nothing like ice cream to cheer you up.
 * Mira: Mari has to be stopped.
 * Dia: Right. She needs her just desserts.
 * Sienna: Hmm. And I think I know just how to give it to her.
 * (Scene Fades to Mari Walking Down the Street)
 * Sienna: Here she comes!
 * (Dia Puts Up a Bucket of Water)
 * (Mira and her Friends Ready Themselves)
 * (Mari Whistles While she Walks)
 * Mari: Hmm. What have we here?
 * (Mari Crosses an Arrow Down the Path)
 * (Mari Sees a Hole in the Fence)
 * Mari: Very interesting.
 * (Mira and her Friends Laugh)
 * (Mari Twigs What They’re Up to and Uses a Stick to Push Through the Hole in the Fence the Arrows Pointed to)
 * Mira and her Friends: Gotcha, Mari!
 * Mari: Not even close. Did you guys really think I'd fall for that old trick? I'm a pro at this game. Nobody can sucker me. Boy, do I love a practical joke.
 * (Hip-Hop Music is Heard)
 * Mari: "I'm a joker from the class. Come and tell a joke while it lasts. I'm a cute kid with random. Tell some jokes so I can make 'em. The original joking gnome. Start a fun my way back home."
 * Mira and her Friends: "Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Mari. Hubba-hubba-hubba."
 * Dia: "Mari makes a joke with her."
 * Mari: "Tell a joke."
 * Dia: "Mari takes a bath with us."
 * Mari: "Not to choke."
 * Mira: "Mari likes to do this."
 * Mari: "All the time."
 * Mira and her Friends: "Mari makes a funny prank."
 * Mari: "Not sublime."
 * Mira and her Friends: "Hubba-hubba-go, Mari. Hubba-hubba-go, Mari. Hubba-hubba-go, Mari. Hubba-hubba. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Mari. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for Mari."
 * Mari: "I'm Mari!"

Mira and her Friends Prank Mari:

 * (Mari Keeps Walking, but a Flying Saucer Zooms Past in the Sky)
 * Mari: Hey, a flying saucer. I knew they were real. I have to find it.
 * (Mari Follows the Saucer to the Forest)
 * Mari: Wow.
 * (The Saucer is Now on the Ground)
 * (The Saucer Reveals Two Aliens to Greet Mari)
 * Alien #1: Hello, earthling. Afraid to not be. In peace we come.
 * Mari: Uh, welcome to Virtue-Land. I, uh, read all about Martians. You are Martians, aren't you?
 * Alien #1: Martians we, yes. Mari you.
 * Mari: How-- How do you know who I am?
 * Alien #1: Observing you we have been.
 * Alien #2: Smartest girl in Virtue-Land you are.
 * Mari: Well, I don't mean to admit it, but you're right. I am the smartest girl in Virtue-Land. At least when I read my books.
 * Alien #2: With us, you come to our home. Great need for your brain our planet has.
 * Alien #1: Our problems are brains solve.
 * Mari: Gosh, you really must be in trouble. I accept. I'll go with you.
 * Alien #1: Mistaken you are.
 * Alien #2: Not you we need. Just your brain.
 * Mari: What? Wait a minute. I'm not that smart. You should see my report card. I fail on everything. Ask anybody.
 * (Mari Falls Out of the Ship, and Into Some Water)
 * (Mira and Dia Reveal Themselves)
 * Mira and her Friends: Got you!
 * (Mira and her Friends Laugh at Mari)
 * Mari: I don't find it funny!
 * Pita: What's a matter, Mari, can't take a joke?
 * Chimaera: We knew you'd be expecting us to pull a joke on you.
 * Dia: And we knew you hadn't fallen for that water gag at the fence, but it did throw you off guard.
 * Mari: Well, I must admit, it did. Maybe you do hit.
 * Pita: Awesome what you can do with carboard and Christmas lights, isn't it?
 * Sienna: And we borrowed this from Skyla.
 * (The Saucer is Just a Model, Making Mira and her Friends Laugh)
 * Mari: It sure looked real to me. Actually, it was a pretty good practical joke. For beginners. As a matter of fact, I can think of a few of Mira's friends to pull this on. Of course, we have to make a few changes, put a fresh coat of paint--
 * (Mira and her Friends Look Confused)