Evermore Hills 9: The Scary School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Maddie and her Friends Down the Road)
 * (Evermore Hills 9: The Scary School Title Card Appears)
 * Maddie: Hank, look. Lighting.
 * Hank: Lighting? Don't you mean lightning, Maddie?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Staring)
 * Maddie: No, stupid. Lighting.
 * (Maddie)
 * (Maddie Pulls the Isis to Jack and Hank)
 * (Jack, Hank)
 * Jack: Not while we're walking, Maddie.
 * (Jack Moves the Isis Away)
 * Melinda: Hey! Don't forget us.
 * (and Maddie's Friends)
 * Jack: Oh, boy. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Hank: Don't be foolish, Jack. You'll be a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? Adina's been working out.
 * Adina: Right. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Donald: Oh, no! Adina!
 * Alina: Oh, no! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
 * Adina: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Donald: Adina, let go!
 * Adina: Anything you say, Donald.
 * (Adina Falls on Donald)
 * Adina: Gee, Donald, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Donald: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Maddie: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Hank: Me, too, Maddie.
 * Lily Gardens: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Jack Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Lily Gardens: I put it there for safe keeping, Jack.
 * Maddie: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Amanda: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Maddie.
 * Maddie: Only the best for our friends. (Chuckles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Woodside's Finish School for Girls!
 * Amanda: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Woodside's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Jack: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Hank: Yeah.
 * Alina: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Alina: See, Max? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Jack: Yikes! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
 * (Maddie Wipes Jack's Eyes)
 * Maddie: How's that, Jack?
 * Jack: Much better, Maddie. I think I see the school.
 * (Jack Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Amy: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Lax: It even has a moat.
 * Jack: Moat?!
 * Maddie: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Maddie is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Mars Tyrone (Off-Screen): That's Maddie. She always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Maddie and Fixes Her)
 * Maddie: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Maddie)
 * Maddie: G-G-G-Good boy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Lex, Shoots Fire at Maddie)
 * Maddie: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Zella Donald: Maddie likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Maddie: Guys! Guys!
 * (Maddie Tries to Pull the Helmet Off her Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Lex's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Karla: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Lex Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Maddie)
 * Maddie: Oh, no.
 * (Lex Snarls at Maddie)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Lex, come here.
 * (Lex Sadly Comes to Mrs. Woodside)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Maddie: Me? Uh-uh.
 * Jack: Gee, Maddie, is that--?
 * Maddie: Dragon? Uh-huh. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Lex can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Hank: Glad to know you, Lex. I'm Hank, and these are Maddie's friends. I guess you've already met our friend, Maddie Maxton.
 * (Lex Snarls at Maddie)
 * Maddie (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Then you must be Jack. I'm Mrs. Woodside, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Jack: Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Jack Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Jack Hears a Howl)
 * Jack: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Maddie?
 * Maddie: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Maddie and Jack Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Come now. We have a contract, Jack. This is your signature, is it not?
 * Jack: I guess so.
 * Hank: Sure it is. Melinda and I even witnessed it. Right, Melinda?
 * Melinda: Right, Hank.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Jack: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Tammy: What's wrong with batty? I'm Tammy, Count Dennis' daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
 * Jack: D-D-D-D-Dennis'--
 * Maddie: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Keia Howling)
 * Alina: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Woodside: Keia the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Keia.
 * Keia: Helloooooooooo.
 * Jack: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Bailey Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Maddie and Jack Skid to a Stop)
 * Bailey: Hi! I'm Bailey.
 * Maddie: And I'm outta here!
 * Bailey: Huh?
 * Maddie: Come on, guys.
 * Hank: But, Maddie--
 * Mrs. Woodside: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Bailey: They don't run like their tired.
 * Tammy: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Woodside, Bailey, Keia, and Tammy Laugh)

Welcome to Scary School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Maddie: Maybe we can leave through this door.
 * Jack: I hope so, Maddie.
 * Hank: But, Maddie, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Jack (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Hank. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Sarah Floats By)
 * Jack: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Sarah: Hi! I'm Sarah. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Sarah Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Max: Not bad, Sarah, but do you know any mambo?
 * (Maddie Picks up Max): No time for mambo. We gotta tango!
 * (Shadows of the Woodside Girls)
 * Bailey: Don't worry, Mrs. Woodside. We'll find 'em.
 * Amanda: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Maddie: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Maddie and her Friends: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Tia Yawns)
 * Maddie: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * (Maddie and Jack Bumps into Bailey)
 * (Jack Screams and Jumps into Maddie's Arms)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Tia, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Tia Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Tammy: Yes, Tia. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Maddie: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Jack: Yeah. Skin and bones.
 * (Sarah Laughs): They're strange, Bailey.
 * Bailey: But they're in good shape, Sarah.
 * Adina: Gee, thanks.
 * Jack: Good shape? For what?
 * Tammy: To teach us how to beat those Frightfair Cadets, of course.
 * Tia: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Sarah: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Keia: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Jack: But--
 * Mars Tyrone: That's Maddie. She and her friends got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Maddie: You got that right.
 * Mars Tyrone: Don't worry, Tia. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Mars Tyrone.
 * Keia: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Tammy: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
 * Bailey: Yeah. Welcome to Scary School.
 * (Bailey Slaps Jack and Maddie, Maddie, and Jack Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Woodside the Keys)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Maddie and Jack Yells as they Faint)
 * (Zella and Lizzie Carry Maddie and Jack in their Arms)
 * Zella Donald: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Lex Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Ready for some early morning exercises, Adina?
 * Adina: You betcha, Mrs. Woodside. Want us to wake Maddie and Jack?
 * Mrs. Woodside: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Jack Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Jack's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Jack: G-G-Go away. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Jack: Come back-- Come back in an hour. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Jack Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Maddie Snoring)
 * (Lex Tries to Pull the Blanket Off her, Snarling)
 * Lex: Ohh.
 * (Lex Mutters and Walks to Maddie)
 * (Lex Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Maddie's Finger)
 * (Maddie Yells)
 * Alina: Sounds like Maddie's up and at 'em.
 * (Maddie Yelling, and Puts her Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Hank: Whoa, Maddie, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Woodside: That's no goldfish, Hank. That's out pet piranha.
 * Maddie: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Maddie's Finger)
 * (Maddie Yells)
 * Tammy: Mrs. Woodside told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Maddie: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Bailey: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Keia: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Tia: Careful, Keia. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Sarah Laughing): How am I doing, Tammy?
 * Tammy: Oh, fang-tastic, Sarah.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Looks like Maddie's got the ballet class started, Jack.
 * Jack: She's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Woodside: You take over now, boys.
 * Jack: You're the boss, Mrs. Woodside.
 * Mrs. Woodside: And tutus for you too, kids.
 * Lisa: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Hank: Why must we dress around in a dress, Jack?
 * Jack: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Woodside: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Jack: Limber. Exactly what I was thinking.
 * (Maddie Runs into Jack and They Spin)
 * Tammy: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Maddie, Jack, and Hank Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Maddie, Jack, and Hank Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Bailey and Tia Twirl)
 * Tia: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Frightfair Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * James: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Porter Rogen: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Woodside place.
 * James: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of funny kids.
 * Matthew: Hey, let me see, James.
 * James: Careful, Matthew. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Matthew's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on James's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * James: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Owen: Porter, it's-- It's Colonel Frightfair.
 * Porter Rogen: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Frightfair: At ease, men.
 * (James is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Frightfair: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (James Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Matthew Holds his Body)
 * James: Thanks, Matthew. I needed that.
 * Colonel Frightfair: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Porter Rogen: Yes, sir. Frightfair Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Frightfair: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Woodside's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Matthew: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Matthew Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Hit the deck!
 * (The Frightfair Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Porter Rogen: As you can see, sir, Matthew here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Frightfair: So I noticed.
 * Matthew: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Frightfair Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Martin Robins: Our ball's now in Woodside territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Porter Rogen: Good idea, Martin. Front and center, Matthew. Lead the way!
 * Matthew: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Matthew: Uh-oh.
 * (Lex Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Lex Growling)
 * Porter Rogen: It's the Woodside's weird guard dog.
 * James (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Martin Robins: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Lex Spews Fire)
 * Martin Robins: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Porter Rogen: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Lex Spews More Fire)
 * (The Frightfair Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Matthew: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Lex Laughing): The ball.
 * (Lex Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Adina: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Leo: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Maddie: Yeah, no tutu. (Chuckles)
 * Tammy: Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair.
 * Bailey: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Keia Howls): How you doing, Tia?
 * Tia: Great, Keia. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * (Maddie and her Friends Run Past Lex)
 * Jack: Hey, Lex, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Lex Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Jack (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Maddie: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Bailey: I just love running through the trees.
 * Sarah: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Bailey: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Maddie, and Jack Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Maddie: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Jack: Awesome!
 * (Maddie and Jack Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Maddie and Jack: Yuck!
 * Tammy: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Maddie and Jack Throw the Apples Away)
 * Maddie: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Tammy, Bailey, Sarah, Keia, and Tia Eat Apples)
 * (Lex Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Lex, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now get rid of it.
 * (Lex Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Frightfair Military School)
 * Owen: Here's another water balloon, Matthew.
 * Matthew: What are these for anyway, Porter?
 * Porter Rogen: Ammunition.
 * Martin Robins: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, James?
 * James: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Martin Robinson: Check, bazooka.
 * Matthew: Is this gonna get our ball back, Martin?
 * Martin Robins: Check, affirmative.
 * James: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Porter Rogen: Good idea, James. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * James: Fire?
 * Porter Rogen: No! Not--
 * (Porter Gets Blown Away)
 * Porter Rogen: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Cadet Rogen, what is the meaning of this?
 * Porter Rogen: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Martin Robins: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Lex Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Porter Rogen: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Martin Robins: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Frightfair's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Owen)
 * Colonel Frightfair: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Frightfair Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Frightfair: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Martin Robins: Your hat, Colonel Frightfair.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Thank you, Cadet Robins.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Frightfair: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Woodside Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Maddie: Excellent! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Donald: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Adina?
 * Adina: Yeah! Appetite. Mmm.
 * Hank: Boo-yah! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Oh, I certainly hope so.
 * Adina: Oh, goody.
 * (Adina Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Jack: Those overgrown flytraps are grabbing all the grub.
 * Tia: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Woodside? Can I?
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Of course, Tia. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Tia: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Woodside: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Woodside: See?
 * Jack: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Maddie: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Hank: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Hank Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Hank: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Jack: Here's some squash.
 * (Jack Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Jack: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Selena Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Selena: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Jack: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Tammy: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Woodside: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Bailey Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Thank you, Bailey.
 * Bailey: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Jack: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Keia: How much allowance do you have left, Tammy?
 * Tammy: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Keia: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Tammy Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Jack Yells as He Faints)
 * (Maddie Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Her)
 * (Maddie Yells): Jack! Eyes!
 * (The Eyes were Moon Spy Traps)
 * Maddie: Jack! Eyes! Eyes!
 * Jack: Rice? Where?
 * Maddie: No, Jack. Eyes. Eyes.
 * Jack: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Maddie: I did.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Hide)
 * Hank: I don't see any eyes, Maddie.
 * Jack: You were hallucinating, Maddie. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Maddie Glares at Jack)
 * (Keia Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Tammy Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Tammy: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Alina: Smells awesome.
 * Max: Smells great.
 * Amy: Definitely.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Jack: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Tammy: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Maddie and Jack Gulp)
 * Jack: Delicious.
 * Maddie: Yeah. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
 * Bailey: All right, coach.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Take a Peek)
 * Tyrantia: So, the Woodside Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Grim Basher: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into Woodside's garden. (Giggles)
 * Tyrantia: You have done well, my Grim Basher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Tyrantia, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Basher Laughing)
 * (Scorpion Takers Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Owen Hits the Ball)
 * Porter Rogen: Nice spike, Owen. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Frightfair Military to stay on top.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * James: On the win with Frightfair!
 * Colonel Frightfair: That's the spirit, men!
 * Matthew: Yes, sir!
 * (Porter Catches Owen as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Martin Robins: No fair, Porter. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Keep using your head, Rogen. I'm going over to Mrs. Woodside's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Frightfair Walking to Mrs. Woodside's School)
 * (Colonel Frightfair Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Woodside: All that exercise really loosened you up, Tia, a little too much.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, Mrs. Woodside, it's me, Colonel Frightfair.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Will you get the door for me, Tammy?
 * Tammy: You bat I will.
 * (Tammy Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Mrs. Woodside? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Frightfair Looks Shocked)
 * (Tammy Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Tammy Changes Back into a Human)
 * Tammy: Anything you say, Colonel Frightfair.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Tammy: Uh, up there. Mrs. Woodside said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Frightfair)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Ah, Colonel Frightfair. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, Mrs. Woodside, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Woodside: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, negative, Mrs. Woodside. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Gerald, the Butler Brings Mrs. Woodside a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Gerald Pours Mrs. Woodside a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Woodside Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Woodside: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Gerald Wipes Mrs. Woodside's Mouth)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Lex Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Lex's Head)
 * Mrs. Woodside: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, negative, Mrs. Woodside. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Lex Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Frightfair: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Woodside: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
 * (Gerald Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Maddie and her Friends to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Maddie, I want you to meet Colonel Frightfair.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Maddie: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Bad boy, Lex!
 * (Lex Grumbling)
 * Hank: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Maddie: Watches synchronized.
 * Jack: Synchronized.
 * (Gerald Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Check. Over and out.
 * Karla: Gee, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Woodside: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Maddie.
 * Maddie: What's the rush, Mrs. W? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Jack: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Alina: But, Maddie, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Maddie: Why didn't you say so, Alina? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Keia Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Sarah Giggling)
 * (Keia Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Maddie: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Jack (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Sarah Howling)
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Tammy.
 * Tammy: Thanks a lot, Maddie.
 * Tia: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Woodside: You certainly are, Tia. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Hank: That's it, Bailey. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Lex Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Sarah Laughing)
 * Leo: Gee, Sarah, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Leo Hits the Wall)
 * Sarah: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Leo: I'd say more into the wall.
 * (Hank Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Woodside: You mean deep shrieking, Hank. Show him, girls.
 * (Tia Breathing)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Tia Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Tammy: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Tammy Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Tammy Flies By Maddie)
 * (Maddie Yells and Falls Back)
 * Maddie: Oops.
 * (Lex Growling)
 * (Maddie Yells)
 * (Maddie Runs Away, But Lex Follows her)
 * Hank: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Maddie Yells)
 * (Lex Blows Fire 4 Times at Maddie)
 * Maddie: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Hank: Way to go, Maddie. That's deep breathing.
 * (Maddie is Running from Lex): Yikes!
 * Hank (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Woodside Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Frightfair, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Woodside)
 * Porter Rogen: Get a load of that racket coming from the Woodside place.
 * Martin Robins: Whew. And I thought Frightfair was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Matthew: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Owen.
 * Owen: Aye, aye, Matthew.
 * Matthew: More weight.
 * Porter Rogen (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Owen: Attention!
 * (Owen Salutes but Drops the Sack on Matthew who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Frightfair: At ease, men.
 * (Porter, Martin, James, and Owen Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Matthew)
 * Colonel Frightfair: I said at ease, Matthew.
 * Matthew: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Frightfair: I just wanna say that no Matthewer what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Porter, Owen, Martin, and James: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Frightfair: Do you want this trophy to stay at Frightfair Military School?
 * Porter Rogen: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Matthew Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Matthew: Those Woodside Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Matthew Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Jack: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Tia is Pumping Herself)
 * Hank: Keep your chin up, girl. You mummy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Frightfair Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Adina: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Alina.
 * Maddie: You said it.
 * (Sarah Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Maddie Loosens her Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Adina: Gee, Maddie. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Maddie's Neck Spins Out of Control as She Screams)
 * (Maddie Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (She Rises her Head Out of the Water)
 * Jack: This is not the time to go swimming, Maddie. We have a volleyball game.
 * Hank: But everyone says swimming is lots of fun, Jack.
 * (Sharks Approach Maddie)
 * Hank: Oh, boy. And it looks like Maddie is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Maddie)
 * (Maddie Screams in Terror): Jack! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Maddie)
 * Maddie: Jack! Help!
 * Jack: Keep paddling, Maddie! I'm on my way!
 * Hank: Me, too!
 * Bailey: Me, first. I love swimming.
 * (Maddie Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Bailey Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Woodside: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
 * (Bailey Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * (Keia Jumps, Howling)
 * (Tammy Chuckles): Oh, Keia. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Keia and Tammy Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Keia Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Tammy: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Leah: Come on, Leo. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Maddie's Friends Jump in)
 * (Sarah Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Tia: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Tia Jumps Down)
 * Hank: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Jackie?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Tia Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Jack: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Melinda: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Bailey: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Tammy: We're ready for those Frightfair Cadets.
 * (Keia Howls): Go, Woodside! (Howling)
 * (Sarah Laughing)
 * Tia: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps See the Girls)
 * Tyrantia: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Basher?
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Tyrantia: Excellent.
 * Lily Gardens: Here, Alina. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Tyrantia and Basher)
 * Alina (Off-Screen): Thanks, Lizzie. I needed that.
 * Tyrantia: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
 * Grim Basher: Sorry, Tyrantia.

The Volleyball Game/Woodside All the Way:

 * (Porter Laughs): Look, guys, those Woodside Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Lex, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Lex: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Tammy: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Keia Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Maddie: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Tia: Thanks, Maddie. (She Hops Away)
 * James: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Frightfair: Uh, negative, Mrs. Woodside. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Not yet. Al!
 * (Al Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Jack: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Frightfair: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Woodside Bangs the Gong)
 * (Gerald Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Mars Tyrone: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Frightfair: Well, we need a referee.
 * Ray Opper: You're looking at them. Mars Tyrone, Ray Opper, and Zella Donald. We call 'em as we see 'em.
 * Porter Rogen: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Keia: No problem. (Howling)
 * Matthew: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.
 * Adina: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Adina: Thanks. Heads.
 * James (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Adina: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Affirmative. Woodside serves first.
 * Karla, Olympia, and Patricia: Go, go, Woodside!
 * Jack: Give it all you got, Bailey.
 * Bailey: Okay, coach.
 * (Bailey Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Porter and Matthew)
 * Zella Donald: Net ball!
 * James: I think it's a net loss.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Al, on the double.
 * (Al Fixes the Net)
 * Jack: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Bailey: Okay, coach.
 * (Bailey Hits the Ball Again)
 * Keia: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Owen: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Mars Tyrone: Point goes to Woodside!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Woodside's Point)
 * Karla: Go, go, Woodside! (She Shakes Mrs. Woodside's Hands While Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Frightfair's Point)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Matthew: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Matthew Hits the Ball)
 * (Sarah Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * James: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Martin Robins: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Zella Donald: That's a fowl. Frightfair's point.
 * Frightfair Cadets: On the win with Frightfair!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Frightfair's Point)
 * Tia: We're never gonna win that trophy, Tammy.
 * Tammy: You bat we are! (Howls)
 * (Tammy Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Porter Falls)
 * Mars Tyrone: Nice spike, Tammy!
 * (Tammy Changes Back into a Human)
 * Tammy: Thanks, Max.
 * (Tammy Goes to Porter and Takes the Ball)
 * Tammy: Our serve, cadet.
 * Porter Rogen: I must be going batty.
 * Tammy: Here, Tia. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
 * (Tia Hits the Ball)
 * Martin and James: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Tia Hits it Again)
 * Martin and James: I've got it!
 * Tia: I've got it!
 * (Martin and James Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Ray Opper: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Woodside's Point)
 * Keia: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Sarah: That's a howl, Keia! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Oh, Al!
 * (Al Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Al Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Okay, okay, a million flies.
 * (Al Remakes the Net)
 * Olympia: Let's go, Woodside!
 * Maddie: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. Two, please.
 * Hank: Make that three.
 * (Lex Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Jimmy: Thanks, Lex. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Porter Rogen: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Frightfair Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Martin Robins (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Matthew (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Woodside.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tia Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Bailey: That looks good, Tia.
 * Porter Rogen: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * James: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Tia to Fly)
 * Tia: Whoa!
 * Mars Tyrone: Outta bounds.
 * (Tia Still Flies)
 * Mars Tyrone: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Porter)
 * Porter Rogen: Then it's Frightfair's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Tia)
 * Bailey: Don't worry, Tia. We'll get it back.
 * Porter Rogen: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Martin Hits the Ball)
 * Keia: It's all mine!
 * (Porter Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Keia: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Tammy: I'll save it, Keia.
 * (Tammy Spins Backwards)
 * Tammy: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Frightfair: On the win with Frightfair!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Frightfair's Point)
 * (Maddie Eats the Hotdog)
 * Jimmy: Jinkies. This doesn't look good.
 * (Hank Takes the Hotdog from Jimmy's Hand and Eats it)
 * Hank: Tastes good.
 * Jimmy: We gotta catch up.
 * Maddie: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Maddie Puts Ketchup on Hank's Hotdog)
 * Porter Rogen: Prepare for another hit, Martin, with our secret weapon.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Hank Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Martin who Hits the Ball)
 * Martin Robins: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Porter)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Porter's Hand and Flies into Hank's Mouth)
 * (Hank Hiccups)
 * Porter Rogen: Nice work, Martin. Now our remote control is...
 * (Hank Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Porter Rogen (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Frightfair, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Frightfair: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Hank Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Frightfair)
 * Maddie: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Hank?
 * Hank: Right, Maddie. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Maddie, Who Falls)
 * (Keia Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (James and Owen Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Woodside's Point)
 * Matthew: On the win with Frightfair.
 * (Tia Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Frightfair's Point)
 * Colonel Frightfair: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Porter Rogen: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Porter Hits the Ball)
 * Owen: Whoa.
 * (Bailey Hits the Ball)
 * Owen: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Frightfair: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Zella Donald: But it hit in first. Woodside's ball.
 * Olympia: Go, go, Woodside!
 * (Lex Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Olympia was Waving)
 * Olympia: Huh?
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Fly Up)
 * (Keia Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Martin and James)
 * Grim Basher: Those girls are strong, Tyrantia.
 * Tyrantia: Just like their parents, Basher, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Woodside's Point)
 * Maddie: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Tammy.
 * Tammy: You bat I will.
 * Porter Rogen: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Matthew.
 * Matthew: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Tammy Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Matthew: Take that, you bat.
 * Tia: I can't reach it!
 * Hank: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Matthew)
 * Matthew: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits James, Martin, Owen, and Porter)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Mars Tyrone: That's out, Colonel, and so are you.
 * Ray Opper: Match over.
 * Zella Donald: And Woodside wins the game.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Woodside's Point)
 * (The Woodside Girls Cheer)
 * (Tammy, Sarah, and Bailey Have Jack)
 * (Tia and Keia Have Hank)
 * Tammy: You were fang-tastic, coach.
 * Jack: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Woodside: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Frightfair.
 * Colonel Frightfair: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Frightfair and Gives it to Mrs. Woodside)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Tia. For your mummy case.
 * Tia: Thanks, Mrs. Woodside!
 * Porter Rogen: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Martin Robins: We had the strategy.
 * James: We had the equipment.
 * Matthew: But we still lost.
 * Owen: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Frightfair: No moping, men. The Frightfair code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Hank Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Frightfair on it)
 * (Hank Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Frightfair Bounces Away)
 * Porter Rogen: Looks like the Frightfair code just got broken.
 * Martin Robins: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Keia Howling)
 * Keia: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Tia: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Alina: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Tammy: It's only the biggest even of the Woodside school year.
 * Jack: Will there be food?
 * (Maddie and Jack Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Tammy: Oh, lots of goodies, Jack. Mrs. Woodside is in the kitchen right now.
 * Jack: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Maddie: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Woodside Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Maddie: Brownies?! Excellent!
 * Jack: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Woodside?
 * Mrs. Woodside: Thanks, Jack. I've already got one. But you three can lick the bowl.
 * Maddie: Thanks.
 * Hank: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Okay, Lex. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Lex: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Tammy: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Jack Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Jack: You said it, Tammy.
 * (Maddie Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Maddie: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Tammy: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Jack: Yikes!! There's itching in the kitchen, Hank!
 * Hank: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Sarah, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Sarah: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Jack: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Hank.
 * Hank: Yeah.
 * Sarah: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Maddie: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Tammy: Everyone, Maddie. My daddy, Dennis.
 * Maddie: That's your daddy?
 * Tammy: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Jack: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Hank. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Hank: Help! (He Runs Away)
 * Jack: Wait for me, Hank!
 * Bailey: Stop!
 * (Jack and Hank Skid to a Stop)
 * Bailey: You've gotta meet Frodo Frankenteen.
 * Tia: And Manfred Mummy.
 * Keia: Oh, don't forget Marcos Werewolf.
 * (Jack and Hank Keep Running Until Sarah Stops Them)
 * Sarah: And Hugo Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Jack: Yikes!
 * (Hank Jumps into Jack's Arms)
 * Jack: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Fathers)
 * Grim Basher (Off-Screen): Here they come, Tyrantia.
 * (Marcos and Frodo Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dennis)
 * Grim Basher (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dennis: Let me cape you out of the rain, Manfred.
 * Manfred Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Tyrantia: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Tyrantia will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Scorpion Taker Tries to Bite Tyrantia's Hand)
 * (Tyrantia Smacks the Taker Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Maddie, Jack, Hank, Bailey, and Keia Playing Checkers)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * Bailey: Dada!
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Keia: My papa's calling me.
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Jack: Everyone's running off, Hank. Why don't we?
 * Hank: Uh-huh!
 * Jack: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Gosh, Jack, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Jack: No, Maddie.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Jack: We should be safe now, Hank.
 * Hank: I hope so, Jack.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): We have company, Hank.
 * (Sarah Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Hugo Phantom: Sarah's told me so much about you.
 * (Jack and Hank Scream)
 * (Jack Holds Maddie's Hand as He and Jack Run)
 * Sarah (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
 * Hank: Out here, guys.
 * (The Bats or Dennis and Tammy Fly in)
 * Jack: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Jack Runs While Hank, Holding Maddie's Hand, Runs with her)
 * Hank: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dennis Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: I'm so glad to see new blood at Woodside.
 * Hank: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Jack: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dennis: Tammy, these 2 are battier than we are.
 * Tammy: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
 * Hank: We were lucky, Jack, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Jack: Positively!
 * Maddie: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Jack Hugs Maddie in Fear)
 * Jack: I hope you're right, Maddie.
 * (Jack and Hank Scream)
 * Bailey: There they are, Dada!
 * Frodo Frankenstein: Come to Frankenteen.
 * Manfred Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Manfred Wraps Maddie, Jack, and Hank)
 * Manfred Mummy: Who are you?
 * Hank: I'm Hank.
 * Maddie: And I'm Maddie Maxton.
 * Jack: Don't hurt Hank, Manfred. It's all my fault we're here.
 * Manfred Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Marcos Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Marcos and Keia Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Woodside: That's the spirit, kids.
 * Hank: Very good, right, Jackie?
 * Jack: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Woodside: It's an old Woodside recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Jack and Hank Scratch)
 * Maddie: Gee, Keia, what's that?
 * Keia: Something for my papa, Maddie. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That's beautiful, Keia. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
 * Tammy: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dennis: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dennis Changes into a Bat)
 * (Tammy Puts the Robe on Dennis)
 * Tammy (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
 * (Dennis Screeching)
 * Tammy: See for yourself.
 * (Dennis Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Hank: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Jackie?
 * Jack: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dennis Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Woodside: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Lex Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Tammy: Don't feel left out, Lex. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Lex Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Bailey: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Bailey: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
 * (Frodo Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Bailey. (He Pats Bailey's Head)
 * Bailey: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Tia.
 * (Tia Shows Manfred a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Tia (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Manfred Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Tia.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Sarah Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Sarah Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Gerald Plays the Drum)
 * Sarah: And 6 tentacles. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Look Outside)
 * Grim Basher: They're having fun, Tyrantia.
 * Tyrantia: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Sarah Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Hugo Phantom: Fantastic, Sarah.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Bravo!
 * (Keia Howls)
 * Count Dennis: It made my blood run cold.
 * Jack: Let's give that hand a hand, Hank.
 * (Hank Smiles at Jack)
 * (Sarah Shakes the Hand)
 * Sarah: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dennis: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Tammy.
 * Tammy: I know, Daddy.
 * Marcos Werewolf: The moon is going down, Keia. I'd better run, too.
 * Hank: See you next Halloween.
 * Count Dennis: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Tammy.
 * Hank: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dennis: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That goes for Keia, too. (Howls)
 * (Frodo Grabs Jack and Hank by the Throat)
 * Frodo Frankenteen: Bailey's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Frodo Puts them Down, and Manfred Picks Them Back Up)
 * Manfred Mummy: Take care of Tia and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
 * (Manfred Puts them Down)
 * (Hugo Appears as Jack and Hank Gasp)
 * Hugo Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Hugo Leaves)
 * Maddie: Bye, guys. Whoa, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, Jackie?
 * Jack: Yeah, right.
 * Hank: Well, there's nothing to be afraid of now, Jack.
 * Jack: Uh-huh.
 * Tyrantia: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Tyrantia Walks to the Scorpion Taker)
 * Tyrantia: Get ready to fly, little scorpion Taker. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Tyrantia Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Tyrantia's Plan/Trip to Abandoned Light Swamp:

 * Tyrantia: There's no time to waste, Grim Basher. Get cranking.
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Tyrantia Has a Picture of Jack)
 * Tyrantia: This is your target.
 * (Scorpion Taker Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Tyrantia Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Taker to See)
 * (Scorpion Taker is Pleased)
 * Tyrantia: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, scorpion Taker, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Basher Laughing)
 * Tyrantia: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Grim Basher: Y-Yes, Tyrantia.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Hank is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Scorpion Taker)
 * (Hank Yells): Jack! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Jack: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Hank.
 * (Hank Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Jack, bat.
 * Jack: Calm down, Hank. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Jack: See? See for yourself, Hank. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Hank: Okay, Jack.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Scorpion Taker is There)
 * Hank: Jack! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Jack: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, man. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Hank.
 * (Hank Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Curled Up in the Window)
 * (Jack Snoring)
 * (Scorpion Taker Spies on Jack)
 * (The Taker Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
 * Tyrantia's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Jack: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Tyrantia: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the Abandoned Light Swamp.
 * Jack: Little girls... field trip... to the Abandoned Light Swamp.
 * Tyrantia: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Jack Giggling)
 * (Basher Laughs and Stops)
 * Tyrantia: Don't just stand there. Get to the Abandoned Light Swamp and set my traps.
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Frightfair Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Martin, Owen, and Matthew Wake up)
 * (Porter is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Porter)
 * Porter Rogen: James, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * James: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Frightfair: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Porter Rogen: I'll say. That's Abandoned Light Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Woodside School)
 * Jack: Good morning, Hank. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Hank: It is?
 * Jack: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Hank Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Hank Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Maddie Wakes Up)
 * Maddie: You knocked, Hank?
 * Jack: Glad you're up, Maddie. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Keia Howls): We will, Mrs. Woodside.
 * Hank: We're all ready to go.
 * Lex: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Sorry, Lex. You're staying home with me.
 * (Lex Grumbling)
 * Jack: Here we go, gang.
 * Bailey: Bye, Mrs. Woodside!
 * Tia: Bye, Lex!
 * Mrs. Woodside: See you later, girls.
 * Lex: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Adina: So, Jack, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Jack: Someplace scenic, Adina. Right here.
 * Adina: That's Abandoned Light Swamp.
 * Maddie: Abandoned Light Swamp ?!
 * Tammy: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Maddie: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, man!
 * Sarah: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Scorpion Takers at Work:

 * Colonel Frightfair: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this marsh.
 * Martin Robins: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Owen)
 * (Porter Falls in the Mud)
 * Porter Rogen: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this Swamp.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Frightfair and Owen Walking Through the Marsh)
 * (Porter, James, Matthew, and Martin Go Their Separate Ways)
 * James: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Matthew: And dumb, too.
 * Tia: What do we do now, Jack?
 * Jack: Well, now, uh, how about a jog through the marsh?
 * Bailey: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Tia: Wait for me, Bailey.
 * Maddie: And us, too.
 * (Maddie Picks up Alina)
 * (Keia Howls): Race you across the marsh, Tammy.
 * Tammy: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Keia Jogging)
 * Keia: Aw, no fair, Tammy. We're supposed to be jogging, not jetting.
 * (A Coil Trips Keia)
 * Grim Basher: Gotcha.
 * Keia: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Basher Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Grim Basher.
 * Keia: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, Bashy.
 * (Basher Grunts)
 * Keia: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Keia Gasps)
 * (The Scorpion Takers Grab Keia)
 * Keia: Grrrr! Put me down!
 * Grim Basher: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Woodside (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Lex?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Woodside: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Lex, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Lex is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Hank: Gee, Jack, marsh jogging is fun.
 * (Lex Hears Laughter Coming Through the Abandoned Light Swamp)
 * (Cut to Maddie and her Friends Running on Stones)
 * Hank: How'd you think of this place?
 * Jack: I don't know, Hank. In my dreams, I think. Yikes!
 * (Jack Leaps into Maddie's Arms)
 * Jack: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Maddie: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
 * Maddie and Jack: Help!
 * Adina: Don't worry, Maddie. Adina to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Adina: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on a Crocodile)
 * (Donald Grabs her)
 * Jack: Nice going, Adina, but too late.
 * Maddie: Guys!
 * Jack: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Amanda: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Tammy: Try swinging with me.
 * (Tammy Grabs Maddie and her Friends)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Tammy Changes into a Human)
 * Jack: Not too bat an escape, right, Maddie?
 * Maddie: Yeah, Jackie.
 * Leo: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Tammy: I need some help myself. Keia must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Jack: This marsh is a little bothering.
 * Hank: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Maddie: Yeah. (Gasps)
 * Tammy: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Frightfair Cadets are Walking)
 * Matthew: Hey, what's that up there? This marsh has got bats!
 * James: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Martin Robins: Negative. I think this is...
 * Porter Rogen: Quicksand!
 * Matthew: What do we do now, Porter?
 * Porter Rogen: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative. Help!
 * Frightfair Cadets: Help!
 * Bailey: Sounds like those smart aleck Frightfair Cadets.
 * Tia: Maybe they're playing in the marsh, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Porter Rogen: Someone's coming.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative. It's those Woodside Girls.
 * James: Quick! Help us out.
 * Tia: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Martin Robins: Fun? That's a negative.
 * James: On the double!
 * Matthew: If not sooner!
 * Amy: Well, Tia, if they insist.
 * Tia: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Bailey Helps the Frightfair Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Frightfair Cadets Scream)
 * James: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.

Woodside Girls Captured!:

 * Porter Rogen: Now we'd better find a way out of this marsh. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Lex Comes by and Sniffs Porter's Foot, Snarling)
 * Porter Rogen: Retreat!
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Sarah: Marshes never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Scorpion Takers are Watching Sarah)
 * (Scorpion Takers Laughing)
 * (Sarah Laughing): That's strange. Those eyes are watching me. What do I think I shall do? Oh, well. I think I shall investigate. (Laughing) I can see it.
 * (Flapping Wings Sound)
 * (Sarah is Grabbed by Scorpion Takers)
 * Sarah: Hey! Let go of me!
 * Hank: No sign of the girls, Maddie.
 * Maddie: Uh-oh.
 * Jack: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this marsh.
 * Leah: Hold it, Jack. Maybe Tammy has good news.
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * Jack: Does that mean you found Keia?
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * Jack: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Maddie Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Maddie to Spin, and Sends her Flying)
 * Mars Tyrone: There goes Maddie, wanting to be first again.
 * (Maddie Lands on Lex, Who Snarls)
 * Maddie: Oops!
 * (Lex Spews Fire at her, and Chases her)
 * (Maddie Screaming)
 * (Lex Runs After her)
 * Jack: I wish Maddie would learn to not play with Lex.
 * (Tammy Looks Down, Sees Keia and Sarah Captured, and Screams)
 * Keia: Don't worry, Tammy, we're here. Come down.
 * Sarah: We want to tell you something.
 * (Tammy Flies Down)
 * Keia: Fly higher!
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * (The Scorpion Takers Fly After Her)
 * Grim Basher: Don't let her escape!
 * (Tammy Keeps Flying from the Bats)
 * James: Wow! Look up there!
 * (Matthew Takes the Binoculars from James)
 * James: What a dog fight.
 * Matthew: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
 * (Porter Takes the Binoculars from Matthew)
 * Porter Rogen: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
 * (The Scorpion Takers Get Knocked Out)
 * (Maddie Hides in the Shack to Lose Lex)
 * (Lex Still Runs)
 * (Maddie Snickering)
 * (Keia Taps on Maddie's Shoulder)
 * Maddie: Yikes! What's wrong, Keia?
 * Keia: Grim Basher is right behind you. Look out!
 * Sarah: Lex will come back for her.
 * (Maddie Gulps, and Walks Out)
 * (Basher's Tentacles Grabs Maddie)
 * Grim Basher: Gotcha!
 * Maddie: Help!
 * Grim Basher: Tyrantia does not like meddlers.
 * Maddie: N-N-Not me!
 * (Maddie Tries to Run Away from Basher, when Fire Burns Basher)
 * Grim Basher: Yeow!
 * (Lex Blows Fire at Basher)
 * (Basher Screaming)
 * (Basher Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Grim Basher: You two will pay for this!
 * (Lex Becomes Maddie's Friend)
 * (Maddie Shakes Lex's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Lex Run)
 * Grim Basher: No one escapes the Grim Basher.
 * (Tammy Hides in the Clouds)
 * (The Scorpion Takers Can't Fire her Anywhere)
 * Tia: Well, it's about time.
 * Bailey: Where have you Woodside girls been?
 * Sarah: Looking for you.
 * Keia: What's going on?
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * Bailey: It's Tammy.
 * Tia: Something's wrong.
 * Bailey: But we gotta get outta here.
 * (Bailey and Tia Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Scorpion Takers)
 * Tyrantia: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Woodside Girls.
 * (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Tyrantia)
 * (Tammy Screeching)
 * (The Scorpion Takers Finally Catch her)
 * (One of the Takers Put the Earphones on Tammy)
 * (Tammy is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Rescue Mission:

 * (Tammy is Struggling to Get Away)
 * Tyrantia (On-Speaker): Stop struggling. You cannot escape only me, Tyrantia. Your will is strong, just like your father's, but my will is stronger. Don't escape!
 * (The Scorpion Takers Take Tammy to Castle Tyrantia)
 * Jack: Guys! Tammy's getting bat-napped.
 * Adina: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
 * Donald: Don't worry, Adina. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
 * Maddie: No. They're gone.
 * Adina: You don't mean Bailey?
 * Maddie: Yeah, she's toughest nail's Frankenstein's monster.
 * Penny Schaeffer: And Sarah?
 * Maddie: Sure, she's the gang's fun-loving ghost.
 * Sandra: Not Tia and Keia, too?
 * Maddie: Exactly. She's the cute mummy and a werewolf who howls. And Tammy, she was kidnapped.
 * Hank: Tammy? The Woodside Girls are in trouble? Whoa! Oh, this is awful. They're kidnapped. What do we do now?
 * Maddie: Follow that shack!
 * Jack: Huh?
 * Sandra: I think Maddie wants us to follow that shack.
 * Maddie: That's what she said. Follow that shack.
 * Hank: Say no more, Maddie.
 * Patricia: We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
 * Maddie: Uh-huh.
 * Jack: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
 * Porter Rogen: Looks like the Woodside transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
 * Matthew: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
 * Martin Robins: However, the Frightfair code says we help vehicles in distress.
 * James: Affirmative.
 * Porter Rogen: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
 * Matthew: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
 * (Lex Snarling)
 * Porter Rogen: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative.
 * Amy: Look, Maddie, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
 * (Lex Walks By and Winks at Maddie, Smiling)
 * Jack: Keep pushing. I'm putting the metal to the pedal.
 * (The Frightfair Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
 * Jack (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
 * Hank: Come on! Get up, guys! The Woodside Girls are in trouble!
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Come on, Hank!
 * Hank: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
 * Porter Rogen: That's a negative!
 * Matthew: Yeah, get lost!
 * Hank: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
 * (Maddie and her Friends Drive Off)
 * (Colonel Frightfair Appears)
 * Porter Rogen: Colonel Frightfair, sir.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Cadet Owen has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Rogen.
 * Porter Rogen: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
 * Colonel Frightfair: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
 * Frightfair Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * (They Leave)
 * (Meanwhile, The Scorpion Takers Take Tammy Inside the Castle)
 * Hank (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
 * Adina (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
 * Jack: We'd need wings to get up there.
 * Maddie: Leave it to us, Jack.
 * (Scene Slides to Maddie)
 * Maddie: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
 * (The Traps were Set Up)
 * Lex: Hey! What about me?
 * Maddie: Make that a double charge for Alina and Lex.
 * Lex: Yeah!
 * Jack: Are you sure this'll work, Maddie?
 * Maddie: I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
 * (Scene Fades to Maddie her Friends, and Lex on the Trap)
 * Maddie: Fire away, Lex!
 * (Lex Lights the Fire)
 * (The Trap Flings them Up)
 * (Maddie's Friends, Except for Maddie Scream)
 * Maddie: Whee! We'll be there in no time flat.
 * (They Land on the Wall Flat)
 * (Maddie and Lex Land on the Ground)
 * Jack: You were right about the flat part, Maddie.
 * Maddie: Man, I'm sorry, guys.
 * Hank: It's okay, Maddie. (Giggles)
 * Tyrantia: It's been too long since we had company, Basher.
 * Grim Basher: I knew you'd be pleased, Tyrantia.
 * Tyrantia: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Grim Basher: But, Tyrantia, what happens if your prisoners escape?
 * Tyrantia: Don't upset yourself, Basher. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to have my arms defeat them.
 * Grim Basher: Defeat them? Oh, how revolting.
 * Tyrantia: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and get my army ready!
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia!

Mirror Monster Hank:

 * Hank: This pad is really locked, guys.
 * Maddie: Lex will take care of it. Won't you, Lex?
 * (Lex Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
 * (Lex Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
 * Lex: Huh?
 * Zella Donald: Oh, no. This lock must be flame proof.
 * Alina: Allow me, Zella. Pick me up, Lizzie.
 * (Lizzie Picks up Alina, and Alina Uses a Key to Unlock the Door)
 * Alina: Bingo.
 * Lily Gardens: That's one talented key, Alina. (Laughs)
 * Alina: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Maddie: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
 * Hank: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
 * Jack: Me, too, Hank.
 * (Jack and Hank were Looking Through the Halls, Until Jack Spots Something)
 * (Jack Pulls the Sheet off and a Mirror is Shown)
 * (A Monster Version of Jack Appears in the Mirror)
 * Jack: Huh? (He Backs Away from it)
 * (He Tiptoes Quietly to Show his Reflection Again, and his Monster Form is Seen Again)
 * (Jack Screams): Hank!!
 * (He Runs to Get Hank)
 * Hank: What's the big idea, Jack?
 * Jack: Mirror Monster.
 * Hank: Relax, Jackie. It's only a mirror.
 * (Hank Looks at his Monster Reflection and Makes Funny Faces)
 * Hank: See? It's just a silly reflection, like they have at the carnival.
 * Jack: Sorry, Hank.
 * Hank: Makes you look weird, but it can't hurt you.
 * (Jack Sees Someone Coming to Grab Hank and Runs Away)
 * Hank: Jack, come baaaaaaaaaack!
 * (The Mirror Monster of Hank Jumps Out)
 * (Hank is Trapped in the Mirror)
 * Hank: Hey! Let me outta here.
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Ohh... (Sinister Laughing)
 * Grim Basher: That's it. Tyrantia likes a potion making. Hey, you there.
 * (Sandra Holds a Water Gun)
 * Sandra: How about a little water gun on your face?
 * (Sandra Sprays Grim Basher in the Face with Water)
 * Grim Basher: Oh, I'm getting wet. They'll soon be defeated for a second.
 * (Melinda Looks Around and Sees Hank Trapped)
 * Hank: Melinda, thank goodness. You have to tell Jack that the me who's following him isn't me.
 * Melinda: Are you? Good. You were duplicated into a mirror-like monster like you, Hank.
 * Hank: Me? As a duplicator? Yes. Is it the witch of the web, Melinda?
 * Melinda: Correct. It's Tyrantia. She makes the girls part of her evil team forever at midnight.
 * Hank: Her evil team?! It can't be that bad. Melinda, go tell Maddie's friends about Tyrantia.
 * Melinda: As you wish.
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Snarling)
 * (He Scratches Jack's Back Causing Jack to Laugh)
 * Jack: Cut it out, Hank.
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Jack.
 * Jack: Yes, Hank?
 * Mirror Monster Hank: I'm after you.
 * (Jack Screams): Y-Y-You're not Hank.
 * (The Mirror Monster has Jack's Shirt, and Jack Puts it Back on his Body and then Runs Away)
 * Mirror Monster Hank: You can't escape!
 * Jack: Hank!
 * Mirror Monster Hank: He can't help you now. No one can help you now. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Jack is Still Running from Mirror Monster Hank)
 * Jack: Help!
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Jack: Help!
 * (Jack Skids)
 * Jack: Becky! Sandra! Help!
 * Sandra: Calm down, Jack. We're here to help you.
 * Becky: With this disguise, of course.
 * Jack: You are?
 * Becky: Hurry, Jack. Fool the mirror monster.
 * Sandra: We'll fetch Maddie's friends.
 * Jack: Got it.
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Now, I've got you.
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Skids)
 * Mirror Monster Hank: I've got--
 * (Jack, Disguised as a Mummy, Mops the Floor as Becky and Sandra Ran off to Fetch Maddie's Friends)
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Hey, did a big ugly boy go by here a minute ago?
 * Jack: Ugly? Uh, I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Thanks.
 * Jack: It worked. (Giggles)
 * (He Continues Mopping Until She Bumps into Mirror Monster Hank)
 * Jack: Oops!
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Snarling): You can't fool the Mirror Monster. (Snarling)
 * (Alina Yells)
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Snarling, Gets a Bucket Stuck on his Head)
 * Jack: Help! Help!
 * Elaine: Sounds like Jack's in trouble.
 * Lex: Yeah.
 * (They Run Off)
 * Hank: Elaine! Lex! Geez, I've spent a lot of time in front of a mirror, but never this long behind it.
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Tries to Get the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Elaine: I'll help you get that off, Hank. (Takes the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Thank you.
 * Elaine: Hey, you're not Hank. And you look better with this on.
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Shakes it Off his Head and it Lands on Lex's Head)
 * Elaine: Put me down, you Hank imposter!
 * (Lex Snarling)
 * Elaine: I'm warnin' ya. Put me down, or prepare to splat!
 * Mirror Monster Hank: You don't scare me.
 * (Lex Spews at the Mirror Monster Hank)
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Screaming, and Runs Away)
 * Elaine: Gee, I think he got the message, Lex. But just in case--
 * Lex: Yeah. (Spews Fire at him Again)
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Screaming): I'm going! I'm going! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Elaine: Nice job, Lex! Now we'd better find the real Hank, and Maddie and Jack.
 * Lex: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Mirror Monster Hank: Ooh, it's too dangerous out here.
 * (Mirror Monster Hank Jumps Back in the Mirror and Tosses Hank Outside)
 * Hank: Jeez! It's about time.

Sour Triceratops:

 * (Maddie Walks By Quietly)
 * (She Then Hears a Noise)
 * Maddie: Uh-oh.
 * (The Wall Slides Back with Maddie)
 * Elaine: Gee, I thought I heard something.
 * Tyrantia: What are you doing in here?
 * (Maddie Gulps)
 * Tyrantia: Are you looking for the bathroom?
 * Maddie: Uh-huh.
 * Tyrantia: Then it's right over there.
 * Maddie: Thank you, Tyrantia.
 * (She Throws the Mop at Basher)
 * Grim Basher: There's something funny about that woman.
 * Tyrantia: Stop dawdling, Basher. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
 * Grim Basher: Deadly nightshade.
 * (Tyrantia Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
 * Tyrantia: Powdered newt.
 * Grim Basher: Powdered newt.
 * Tyrantia (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Grim Basher: Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Tyrantia (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
 * Grim Basher (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
 * (Basher's Tentacles Grabs Maddie's Leg)
 * Grim Basher: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
 * Maddie: Whoops!
 * Grim Basher: It's that meddling girl of the Woodside's.
 * Tyrantia: She's too stupid to have come alone.
 * Maddie: Stupid?
 * Tyrantia: Dispose of her, and any of her foolish friends.
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia.
 * (Scene Fades to Alina and Max Searching)
 * Hank: Guys. Oh, boy. I'm so glad we found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before we get killed. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bat news.
 * Alina: We'd love to. We're trying to find a way to Tyrantia's room.
 * Hank: Oh. What a freedom development this is.
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Hank: Oh, no! Sounds like Maddie needs us more than we do. (He Runs Off)
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Jack: That's Maddie, and she's in trouble. Hang on, Maddie! I'm coming!
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Hank: We're coming, Maddie!
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Jack: I'm right behind you, Hank!
 * Maddie (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Grim Basher: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
 * Maddie: Help! Fellas!
 * Jack: Put my wife down, you big meanie!
 * Grim Basher: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Basher Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
 * Alina: Oh, no! I'm beginning to get the idea.
 * Grim Basher: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
 * (Basher Drops Maddie)
 * (Maddie Yells)
 * (SPLASH)
 * Jack: Hey! You can't do that to my wife.
 * Grim Basher: Don't worry. You'll be joining her.
 * (Basher Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Door Opens Wider)
 * (Maddie's Friends, and Lex Fall in the Water)
 * (SPLASH)
 * (Basher Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
 * Jack: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
 * Grim Basher: So does the giant Sour Triceratops.
 * Adina: Sour Triceratops?
 * Donald: Adina! Look!
 * (Sour Triceratops Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Sour Triceratops Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Adina: Jinkies! I think this Sour Triceratops doesn't mean well, Georgie!
 * Donald: Uh-huh!
 * (Donald and Adina Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
 * (Sour Triceratops Surrounds Them)
 * Lily Gardens: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Lex.
 * (Lex Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
 * (Lex Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
 * Adina: Jinkies! What time for his pilot light to go out.
 * (Sour Triceratops Surrounds Them)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (Cut to Frightfair Military School)
 * Martin Robins (Off-Screen): Porter, I can't sleep.
 * James (Off-Screen): Me, either.
 * Porter Rogen: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Woodside Girls.
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative. It's the Frightfair code to help ladies in distress.
 * Matthew: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
 * Porter Rogen: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
 * Martin and James: Affirmative!
 * (The Frightfair Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Woodside Girls)
 * (Meanwhile, at Castle Tyrantia)
 * Tyrantia: Did you take care of that girl and her friends?
 * Grim Basher: The Sour Triceratops will make quick work of them.
 * Tyrantia: Good. Now send out the Takers. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Sour Triceratops Laughing)
 * Amanda: Oh, no! This is not the time for games, Maddie.
 * Maddie: I hope he'll play ball with me, Amanda. (She Throws the Ball to the Sour Triceratops)
 * Sour Triceratops: Huh?
 * Maddie: Your turn, Lex.
 * (Lex Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Hank's Head)
 * Maddie: That's it, Hank.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Sour Triceratops Hits the Ball)
 * Maddie: Nice shot, Mr. Sour Triceratops.
 * Amanda: I hope you're gonna let him win, Maddie. This guy looks like a sore loser.
 * Maddie: Come on, Hank. Hit it high.
 * (Hank Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Sour Triceratops to Reach)
 * Jack: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Lex Follows)
 * Amy: It's like an elevator, right, Lax?
 * Lax: Yeah.
 * (Sour Triceratops Catches the Ball)
 * Jack: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Maddie Checks her Watch)
 * Maddie: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
 * (Her Watch Has Hank on it)
 * Tyrantia: Prepare my Scorpion Takers, Basher. The potion is ready.
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia.
 * (Basher Pulls the Lever)
 * Tyrantia: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be imprisoned.
 * (Basher Laughs as He Pulls the Other Lever)
 * Grim Basher: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
 * (Scorpion Takers Laugh)
 * Sarah: It doesn't look good, guys. I've been watching all day, and I haven't seen Maddie or her friends.
 * Tia: Oh, Maddie. Please hurry.
 * James: I'm picking up bats.
 * Porter Rogen: Any visual siting?
 * James: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
 * Martin Robins: Castle Tyrantia!
 * Porter Rogen: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

Secret Passageway/Freeing the Woodside Girls:

 * Hank: Are you sure this is how you got into Tyrantia's lair, Maddie?
 * Maddie: I think so.
 * Jack: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
 * Hank: There's no time. It's midnight!
 * Adina: Don't worry, Hank. Me and Donald will break down the door.
 * (Donald and Adina Pick up Hank)
 * Hank: Are you sure about this?
 * (Donald Chuckles): Sure, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
 * (Donald and Adina Use Hank as a Battering Ram, and Batter Down the Door)
 * Hank: B-B-Boo-yah. Talk about an un-headache.
 * Adina: You said it.
 * (The Woodside Turn Around and See Adina and Hank)
 * Tammy: Look! It's Adina and Hank.
 * Sarah: I don't believe it. Here we are, guys!
 * Hank: Don't worry, girls. You're okay. We're gonna get out of there. Adina, get the bars.
 * (Adina Bends the Bars, Freeing the Girls)
 * Maddie and her Friends: Wow!
 * Maddie: The plan worked!
 * Tammy: Now, let's get to Tyrantia's lair and stop Tyrantia.
 * Maddie and her Friends: Right!
 * (Maddie and her Friends Charge Up to Tyrantia's Lair)

Final Battle:

 * (Clock Chimes Midnight)
 * Tyrantia: The time has come.
 * (The Spell Goes Wrong)
 * Tyrantia: What the devil is going on here?
 * (Adina Runs Out of the Dungeon)
 * Tyrantia: Basher.
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia?
 * Tyrantia: Did you know there was a twerp who freed the girls? Did you? Did you?
 * (Grim Basher Shakes his Head "No")
 * Tyrantia: There was a TWERP who freed the girls! Now, you quit playing around, and do your job, you potato eyed ninny!
 * Grim Basher: Yes, Tyrantia.
 * Tyrantia: Hey, what happened to my cage?
 * (The Woodside Girls were Hid Behind a Wall)
 * Tyrantia: Must be here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and go. There are some small spiders here. Someone there who would try not to fool me!
 * (Water Rushes Down the Waterfall)
 * (Maddie and her Friends Tiptoe Quietly)
 * Maddie: Okay, girls, try to distract the one-eyed mutant who has advantage to chase you.
 * Tia: Right, Maddie.
 * Grim Basher: Looking for me?
 * Tia: Oh, my!
 * (Basher Begins to Chase Tia, but Hits his Head)
 * (Tia Looks at Basher)
 * Tia: That'll teach him.
 * Adina: Wow, that's awesome, Tia!
 * Tia: Thanks, Adina. He's no match for us.
 * Sarah: Now it's my turn to be ready.
 * Grim Basher: That's what you think, phantom!
 * (Basher Sees Sarah)
 * Sarah: Whoa!
 * (Basher Tries to Jump at Sarah, but Misses)
 * Tyrantia: Well, there's more than one way to make a new spell. (Sinister Chuckle)
 * Porter Rogen: Don't worry, girls. We'll help you.
 * (Matthew Drops a Water Balloon on a Scorpion Taker)
 * Matthew: Direct hit!
 * Martin Robins: Affirmative, Matthew. You're batting a thousand.
 * Keia: You came to help us! Thanks!
 * Tia: You're a big help.
 * Grim Basher: Not for long.
 * (Basher Tries to Attack Keia, but Keia)
 * (Keia Bites Basher's Tentacles, Causing Basher to Scream in Pain)
 * (Keia Rushes to the Other Girls)
 * Keia: That creep was too much of a pain in the neck.
 * (Tammy Fights off the Scorpion Takers)
 * (Bailey Grabs the Scorpion Takers, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
 * Tia: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
 * Tyrantia: Get out of my way or else!
 * Maddie: You can't tell Maddie Maxton what to do.
 * Tyrantia: Then watch what I can do to you.
 * (Tyrantia Turns Maddie into a Frog)
 * Jack: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Maddie?
 * (Maddie Croaks)
 * (She Hops Until Tyrantia Catches her)
 * Tyrantia: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you brats do what I say!
 * Melinda: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, Jack.
 * Jack: Lex, stop Basher.
 * Lex: Yeah.
 * (Basher Looks for the Girls)
 * (Lex Shows Up)
 * Grim Basher: You're no match for me.
 * (Lex Blows Fire at Basher)
 * Grim Basher: I mean, I'm no match for you.
 * (Basher Runs Away)
 * (Tyrantia Laughing): Yeah.
 * (Basher Accidentally Runs Up to Tyrantia)
 * Tyrantia: Get off of me! Basher, what are you-- Wha--
 * (Chomp Tips Tyrantia into the River)
 * (Tyrantia and Grim Basher Fall in the Water)
 * Mars Tyrone: That was great, Chomp.
 * (Chomp Chirps Agreement)
 * (The Alligators See Tyrantia)
 * Tyrantia: Basher! Basher, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
 * Grim Basher: Sorry, Tyrantia.
 * (Tyrantia Sees the Alligators)
 * Tyrantia: No! No! Back!
 * (Zella Donald See Tyrantia's Wand)
 * Zella Donald: Tia, the wand!
 * (Tia Twirls her Bandage like a Lasso)
 * Tia: I'll get that wand, Zella.
 * (Tia Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
 * (Tia Runs to Maddie with the Wand)
 * Tia: I want our Maddie Maxton back!
 * (Tia Turns Maddie Back into a Human)
 * Maddie: Thanks, Tia.
 * Jack: Hey, Tia changed Maddie back to her human self.
 * Tyrantia: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
 * (Cut to the Waterfall)
 * Tyrantia: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
 * (The Alligators Swim Back)
 * Tyrantia: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Tyrantia the Witch of the Web! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Grim Basher Waves Goodbye at Tyrantia)
 * (Tyrantia Looks Back and Sees the Waterfall)
 * (Tyrantia Screaming, and Tries to Swim Away, but Fails)
 * Tyrantia: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (She Falls to her Death Down the Waterfall, Never to Be Seen Again)
 * Willow: She's gone forever, guys. Well done.
 * Lisa: Yeah.
 * Johns: Totally.
 * Tia: What are you gonna do with that wand, Bailey?
 * Bailey: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
 * (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
 * (Explosion)
 * (The Scorpion Takers Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
 * Bailey: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
 * Keia: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
 * (Tammy Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
 * Adina: I think we're all out of time.
 * Donald: Yeah.
 * Porter Rogen: Negative. Frightfair will save the day. Hop aboard.
 * Matthew: Roger.
 * (Maddie, her Friends, and the Woodside Girls Climb Aboard)
 * (The Castle Explodes to Nothing)
 * Max: Oh, my! Looks like Tyrantia's gonna need a re-decorator.
 * Alina: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
 * Porter Rogen: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Bailey: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the marsh?
 * Tia: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * James: I'll never understand girls.
 * Owen: Especially Woodside Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Woodside Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Hank: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Tyrantia's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Hank Rap. Over there is Daddy Den who's glad to have her girl again, and all the guys from Frightfair a day are here to dance the night again. And there's Mrs. W with Colonel F grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Frightfair Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Woodside)
 * Hank: And Matthew's with Bailey Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Sarah really does her thing, a dance for two, the Sarah fling. Maddie and her husband Jack are always in a junky con.
 * Jack: Great party, Mrs. W.
 * Maddie: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Woodside: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Jack: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Woodside: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Jack: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in Maine.
 * Maddie: Yeah, Kansas.
 * (Maddie and Jack Run)
 * Hank: Gee, we'd better do like Maddie Maxton, and skidoo.
 * (Hank Gives Lex High Five, and He and Maddie's Friends Leave)
 * (Maddie and Jack Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Maddie's Friends Run Out, Too)
 * (Maddie Drives Away)
 * Alina: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Maddie and Jack Look Back)
 * Woodside Girls: Goodbye.
 * Maddie: Let's give 'em a real Woodside goodbye, huh, Jackie?
 * Jack: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (Maddie and her Friends Howl with Jack)
 * (Maddie, and her Friends Drive Back to Evermore-Land)
 * (Screen Fades Black)