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One Krabs Trash
The front yard of Mr. Krabs' house now has a sign that says "Fine Antiques For Sale". Mr. Krabs is arranging a rug to showcase the "antiques". The French Narrator comments on how one man's trash is another man's treasure, as Mr. Krabs begins digging through his trash can to find things to sell. He puts all the items on his rug and sprays them with fresh scent odor spray to make them clean. A fish comes and offers $1.50 for an umbrella, but Mr. Krabs insists that it's an antique and belonged to a queen, so he raises the price to $10. Eventually, the fish agrees to buy it for $5. SpongeBob and Patrick come and look around the antique sale, and Patrick buys an antique plunger from Mr. Krabs for $5. SpongeBob finds a soda drinking hat that Mr. Krabs claims was made for him, and buys it for $10. As they are leaving, another fish offers Mr. Krabs $500 for the hat, which Mr. Krabs declines. Then, more fish start offering more and more money until one offers him a million dollars for the hat. Mr. Krabs compliments SpongeBob's new hat and offers to sell it to him for $10. SpongeBob only has $5, so Mr. Krabs initially declines the deal. SpongeBob quickly runs home and returns with more money, eager to buy the hat. As they walk away, several fish approach Mr. Krabs to buy the hat, offering more and more money for it, with the last fish offering a million dollars. Mr. Krabs rushes to find the hat before SpongeBob realizes its worth. He finds SpongeBob and tells him that the hat makes him look like a girl. SpongeBob is initially hurt but then Mr. Krabs shows up with a bag of novelty hats and tries to convince SpongeBob to trade the hat for his entire collection. SpongeBob declines, and Mr. Krabs leaves, disappointed. Mr. Krabs tries to take SpongeBob's hat away, but SpongeBob refuses to give it up. Mr. Krabs brings out a bag of novelty hats to tempt SpongeBob, but he still won't give up his old hat. Finally, Mr. Krabs tries to scare SpongeBob by pretending to be a ghost and telling him that the hat is cursed, but SpongeBob still won't give it up. Later, SpongeBob shows up covered in dirt and holding a shovel, saying that he's returning the cursed hat to its original owner, Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen. Mr. Krabs is skeptical, but SpongeBob insists that Smitty is buried in Floater's Cemetery. They go to the cemetery, where Mr. Krabs discovers that Smitty was a real person who was buried there. SpongeBob's old hat belonged to Smitty, who was apparently "number one" in something. Smitty approached Mr. Krabs and demanded his hat back. Mr. Krabs refused, insulting Smitty and daring him to take it. Smitty then revealed his secret weapon: an army of skeleton zombies. Mr. Krabs, frightened, fought off the army with a swordfish, while Smitty pleaded for him to return the hat. In the end, Mr. Krabs defeated the skeleton zombies and reclaimed the hat, only to find out that it was worthless. SpongeBob mocked Mr. Krabs, and he broke down in tears. Squidward walked by with flowers, calling Mr. Krabs a baby, and the episode ended.

Pranks a Lot
SpongeBob and Patrick approach the Palace of Pranks. SpongeBob excitedly points out that it is the greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom where all the best pranksters shop. He mentions that he got his Seanut Brittle can gag from there. Patrick eagerly tries to open the can, but SpongeBob reminds him that it's a booby trap. Patrick doesn't believe him and opens the can anyway, only to be surprised by purple tubes popping out of the can. SpongeBob laughs and suggests they go inside the store.

Once inside, SpongeBob savors the smell of cheap plastic novelty items and shows Patrick the aisles of pranks, gags, and gross-out toys. Frank, an old fish and the shopkeeper, greets SpongeBob and shocks Patrick with a joy buzzer, introducing him to the granddaddy of all pranks. SpongeBob explains that Frank is the master and that he learned all he knows about pranks from him.

SpongeBob and Patrick walk to the checkout counter, and Frank shows them a package of exploding chewing gum. Patrick tries the gum, and his head explodes, leaving only a neck bone in the shape of a femur. SpongeBob asks what they can get for one dollar, and Frank shows them a fake gag dollar to fool their friends. SpongeBob is unimpressed and asks if Frank has anything better. Frank offers a whoopee cushion, fake vomit, and even real vomit, but SpongeBob declines all of them.

Frank then offers them his best prank, invisible spray, which SpongeBob eagerly buys. Frank warns them to be careful with it as it stains clothes. SpongeBob and Patrick exit the store, excited to use the ultimate prank.

SpongeBob suggests they prank people by spraying an invisible bench and sitting on it. They imagine people's reactions and Patrick thinks it's a great idea. Patrick takes off his pants to avoid staining them, and they argue over who gets to spray the bench. In the struggle, they accidentally spray themselves and become invisible. A tour bus drives by and sees them fighting over the can, and SpongeBob and Patrick panic. They playfully spray each other with the remaining invisible spray until the can runs out, and they worry about how to pull off their ultimate prank without it.

SpongeBob throws the can away from them and Patrick finds their pants, which he accidentally rips. SpongeBob suggests forgetting the pants and heading home to wash off the paint. As they walk, Patrick asks SpongeBob for the time, and they approach Nat to ask him. Nat tells them the time, but when he turns around, he thinks he hears a ghost and runs away in fear. SpongeBob has an idea and tells Patrick that they can use their invisibility to prank everyone in Bikini Bottom by pretending to be ghosts. Patrick thinks it's the ultimate prank.

SpongeBob and Patrick, mischievous as ever, give each other a high-five before setting out to scare their friends in Bikini Bottom. They sneak up on Sandy's treedome, and despite her initial skepticism, manage to convince her that they are ghosts. Sandy soon realizes the truth, but not before SpongeBob and Patrick's shenanigans have caused her to flee in fear. The two friends continue their ghostly escapades, scaring Mrs. Puff, Squidward, Bill, and several others. Everyone they encounter is convinced that they are being haunted by ghosts, causing a panic to spread throughout Bikini Bottom. But when Sandals appears unfazed and simply holds up a piece of toast, the friends realize that they might have gone too far. In the end, it's Harold who is truly terrified by the "ghosts," even as SpongeBob and Patrick revel in their successful pranks.

SpongeBob and Patrick are enjoying a quiet moment, reading their newspapers. SpongeBob bursts into laughter, catching Patrick's attention who's holding his paper upside down.

SpongeBob proudly proclaims that they are now officially the best pranksters in the entire town since everyone believes they are ghosts. However, there is still one person they haven't scared yet, and that's Mr. Krabs.

As Patrick tries to read the article on his paper, SpongeBob declares that they will put Mr. Krabs' fearlessness to the test and see if he really is not afraid of ghosts.

The Krusty Krab is shown at night, and Mr. Krabs is seen looking out of the blinds. Mr. Krabs boasts, "Ghosts? Ha! I'm not scared of them!" He explains that sailors wear a spotted neckerchief, a dried-up sea leprechaun, and gold to keep ghosts away. Mr. Krabs proudly displays a gold necklace with the name "Foxy" on it, and reveals that he is wearing his pants in a maldon knot for extra protection. He shows off his shiverin' timber brace, which chains his ankles together, and demonstrates that he has taped the hairs on the back of his neck down. Mr. Krabs is also wearing a suit of anti-ghost armor, consisting of a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it. He even has a secret weapon called the specter deflector, which is a paddle ball. Mr. Krabs taunts the ghosts, challenging them to try and get him, "Bring it on!"

SpongeBob and Patrick have successfully pranked everyone in Bikini Bottom into believing that they are ghosts. The only person left to scare is Mr. Krabs, and they make it their mission to haunt him.

They enter the Krusty Krab at night, and as soon as Mr. Krabs sees them, he declares that he is not afraid of ghosts and shows off his various items of protection. SpongeBob and Patrick, undeterred, proceed to toss over a table and a barrel, making it look like they are floating.

They begin to haunt Mr. Krabs, who tries to fend them off with his "specter deflector" (a paddle ball). SpongeBob and Patrick continue to moan ghostly as they move around with the "floating" barrel. Mr. Krabs hits the ball faster, warning them to stay back. But SpongeBob or Patrick stop the ball, and then cut the string, leaving Mr. Krabs defenseless.

They quietly say "Boo" and Mr. Krabs breaks out of his armor and runs away, screaming. SpongeBob and Patrick have successfully pranked everyone in Bikini Bottom, including the tough and fearless Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob and Patrick play a prank on Mr. Krabs by pretending to haunt him. They glue the doors shut, replace the glass with rubber, and clog all the toilets. Mr. Krabs tries to escape, but each attempt fails miserably. Eventually, SpongeBob and Patrick reveal that it was all a joke and Mr. Krabs is relieved. However, they decide to play one more trick on him by making a dollar bill float in the air and threatening to burn it. Mr. Krabs panics and throws water at the dollar, which reveals SpongeBob and Patrick. They laugh and Mr. Krabs realizes it was all a prank.

SpongeBob and Patrick, two mischievous friends, decide to play a prank by painting themselves invisible and pretending to be ghosts. However, they soon realize that the paint also makes their clothes invisible, leaving them naked in public. They are caught by Mr. Krabs, the owner of the Krusty Krab, who instead of punishing them, decides to join in on the fun. He lifts them up by the back of their necks and teases them, but ultimately lets them go home before someone sees them nude.

As SpongeBob and Patrick walk into the dining area, they feel relieved that Mr. Krabs was such a good sport. However, their relief is short-lived as they are suddenly exposed to a crowd of their friends and neighbors, who cheer and take pictures of them. Mr. Krabs shines a bright light on them from the crow's nest, declaring them the "live nude pranksters" and "Bikini Bottom Ghosts." The scene ends with SpongeBob and Patrick screaming in embarrassment as their friends and neighbors laugh and tease them.

In the end, SpongeBob and Patrick realize that they should have gone with a less embarrassing prank, and they both let out a crying yell as the episode concludes.

Haunted Circus Quest
Riley and her friends are making Jack o' Lanterns for Halloween when Mika pops out of the red bed and expresses her love for the holiday. Fiona and the others are impressed with Mika's enthusiasm, but Mika jokingly refers to them as the daughters of scary movie monsters and wonders if they are real. When Riley sees what she thinks is a ghost, Fiona assures her that it's not and tells her to stay calm like the rest of them. Riley laughs and realizes she was just scared of the sheets. As Fiona was laughing, a bat suddenly started tickling her. Mika pointed out that Fiona was actually tickling herself and they both laughed. Suddenly, they heard the sound of a ghost moaning and Fiona became frightened, screaming as she jumped into Mika's arms. To their horror, they saw a person wearing a ghost costume that appeared to be haunting Alice. Alice became scared and screamed "G-G-G-GHOST!" There was another ghost in the circus which made them very afraid of ghosts in general.

As they were searching for the ghost, a ghost suddenly popped out and wailed, causing Alice and Fiona to scream "A G-G-G-GHOST!" Mika turned around, startled, but didn't see anything. Alice tried to encourage Mika to not be scared and told her that she can do it. Fiona reminded them that it's just a trick and they bumped into each other and screamed when they realized it was each other. They all laughed and Mika asked if they had found the ghost yet, but Alice and Fiona said they hadn't found anything. Suddenly, eerie noises were heard and a ghost appeared, haunting them. Alice and Fiona were scared and screamed in horror. The scene fades and an eerie ghost voice comes towards Fiona and Alice. They screamed and ran down the hallway, bumping into Mika who stood her ground, saying "Mika Magia runs from nothing!" The ghost approached them, causing Fiona, Mika, and Alice to scream and run for their lives. Alice shouted for the ghost to go and spook up someone else's house while Fiona demanded that the ghost get away from them.

Mika and Fiona are exploring an old theater rumored to be haunted by ghosts. Mika is apprehensive and expresses her fear of encountering any ghosts. Fiona reassures her, but they both hear a moaning sound that sends chills down their spines. Suddenly, a ghost appears, and the two girls panic and run away from it. The ghost follows them, and they hide, but it eventually scares them. Fiona identifies herself as the Circus Acrobat and tries to stop the ghost's plan to unravel the saga of the acrobat. However, the ghost reveals that Fiona is not a present-day Circus Acrobat but a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe. The ghost created Fiona as a portrait of his tortured youth and now feels that she deserves better and love. Alice, another character, also encounters ghosts and decides to confront them. The story ends with a phone call from Jeanie Sadler, who reads a poem about love and forgiveness.

The lights go out and the sound of a ghostly wail fills the air. The front door creaks open and a ghostly figure enters. It tosses a table and barrel, then lifts them up to make it appear as if they're floating. The ghost calls out to Alice, telling her it has come to haunt her. Alice responds by using a specter detector, bouncing a ball back and forth from a paddle board while warning the ghost to stay back. The ghost continues to moan as it walks by with a floating barrel. Alice hits the ball faster and warns the ghost again. Suddenly, the ghost stops the ball and cuts the string, causing Alice to shiver in fear. The ghost quietly says "Boo," and Alice screams before trying to run out the door, only to find it glued shut. She then tries to break the window, but it stretches like rubber instead of shattering. Alice then tries to hide in the toilet, but it's clogged with toilet paper. The ghost taunts Alice, laughing as she begs for mercy. Suddenly, a dollar appears in the air, and the ghost demands payment. Alice throws water on the dollar, making the ghost reappear and revealing it to be Riley. Alice lifts Riley up by the back of her neck and accuses her of being the ghost of the circus. Riley apologizes, asking Alice not to chop her into little pieces and eat them.

Go-Kart Racing in Planet Z
A group of friends, led by A, decide to take a break from their usual routine and build cars to race. They spend the day building and painting their vehicles and even help V make drawings for a stadium. While Q and P work on the roof, F and his gang watch from behind the bushes and decide they want to build their own cars. F sneaks towards the paint cans with a bag of sand, but when Q drops the hammer, F slips and ends up injuring his foot. Despite the accident, F is determined to have fun and take things for himself, while A and her friends continue to work on their projects.

A and her friends park their newly-built cars in the garage when F approaches and lures R away with a carrot, only to forcefully pull her ears. G sees what's happening and alerts everyone with a loud trumpet, causing F and his gang to flee. With G's help, they continue building the go-karts and finish the stadium just in time for the big race. They enter a competition, and J and W confirm that cars are allowed to compete. Excited to win, A and her friends prepare for the race.

As they headed to the stadium for the annual race competition, the animals were filled with excitement and anticipation. The announcer welcomed them all, announcing that only one would cross the finish line as the winner.

F and his gang overheard that A and her friends were ready to compete and saw an opportunity to intervene. F convinced his gang that they could win the race by pretending to be racers.

A's friends watched from the stands as A and her friends, along with F and his gang, prepared to compete. N expressed confidence in A's racing abilities, and R added that even if A lost, it wouldn't matter much.

The announcer called out for the start of the race, and A quickly sped ahead of the other cars, leaving F and his gang behind. As A drove through the racecourse, her friends cheered her on, and F and his gang struggled to keep up.

A reached the finish line first, winning the race. Her friends cheered in celebration, and they all headed home feeling happy and proud.

As they discussed the next round, V revealed that she would be driving, and N announced that she would be watching proudly. A wondered what V had planned for the next round, and everyone was curious to find out.

It's evident that people still go to the stadium for the next round. They know V is capable of inventing the ideal things. This time, people are even more excited during the preparation. V sits in her car, and everyone is happy to see her. The start goes well, and V drives past the other cars. N remarks that V is doing a good job, and the others look happy.

A comments on V's driving skills and wonders why she didn't stick to the same routine as the previous round. However, V steps on the accelerator pedal at the bottom and drives up the hill, exactly as calculated. V passes several cars effortlessly and soon passes them all on the straight line towards the goal. A's friends cheer for V's win.

V cannot believe that she has won, and A and N later play chess, discussing V's victory. A mentions a poster they saw and declares that she will drive and win. F and his gang notice A's car and express their confidence that their car, Black Zap, will help them win.

They are willing to pay A $10,000 to not win the race. A refuses, and F tries to bribe her. A refuses, and F threatens her with traps. F comes up with a plan to set traps for A, but he realizes he cannot do it alone and decides to steal someone. F is pleased with himself and commands his gang to set traps for A.

V is sitting on her balcony testing out her new binoculars. With them, she can see two things at once. She spots R eating carrots in her place and F sneaking around. V quickly realizes that F's gang is trying to take R, so she calls N for help. N is hesitant but eventually looks out the window and sees F approaching R. To scare off F, N moans like a ghost, causing F to run away.

F is angry about the failed plan and decides to steal the car key to prevent A from winning the upcoming competition. On competition day, A's friends discover that the car key is missing, and they realize that Trian can't win without it.

They sneak into F's shack while he is asleep and take the car key without waking him. F wakes up and chases after them, but they manage to give the key back to A just in time for the competition. A wins, and everyone is happy.

F and his gang decide to take matters into their own hands and set traps for A. Q and P notice this and P runs to warn A. Meanwhile, the car championship begins and F nervously waits for the cars to be ready. F sits next to F and asks if he fixed the traps. F confirms that they have been fixed, but F becomes nervous when A arrives. A's friends understand that she will win the championship. V takes out a pair of binoculars and sees that A has avoided F's traps.

As the race progresses, F drives straight into the trap that F fixed, and M looks gloomy as it seems like Black Zap will win again. However, V encourages M to pull himself up as there is still one lap left. As A approaches Black Zap in the last corner, F starts chattering his teeth and throws a tomato at A's face, causing her to be blinded and spin out of control. However, she manages to wash away the tomato and quickly pedals forward. Suddenly, F and F drive over oil and crash into a wall.

Black Zap has a big lead, but A approaches quickly. They press themselves side by side in the goal, and the audience is wild with excitement. A recognizes her name and becomes angry at F and his gang's mockery in the past. She puts in a real effort to catch up and, in the end, manages to come first in the finish line. The judges review the target film, and it is discovered that A is the winner. A's friends embrace each other with joy, and A receives a gold medal.

A and her friends try to put the medal together in her room, but it doesn't work out, and they go on their way home. F can't believe his eyes and angrily breaks his cane in half.

U and V Enter the Haunted Building
The sun is shining on Planet Z as O, V, and G compete in an archery contest, hitting bull's eyes with their arrows. Meanwhile, U plays with H and A, as D, E, and K watch. T and W relax under a tree, while R builds a fence and Q, B, and S pick apples. F and N do a workout, enjoying themselves. O comments on the abundance of apples, and T asks about G's wellbeing. U has a surprise in mind and leads the group to an empty building, laughing along with V.

U announces that they will be going to a haunted house to stop F and N, who are watching and listening. U assures the group that the haunted house has fun games and spooks, which causes F and N to become nervous. In the haunted house, V opens a coffin to find U, who surprises everyone and suggests they play hide-and-seek. The Letters are shown safe at home, watching TV, and commenting on U and V's antics. U finds V hiding in a barrel, but when V falls and rolls down the stairs, O checks on V to make sure they're okay.

A group of friends, U, Y, O, T, W, G, and V, are hanging out when they come across two troublemakers, F and N. F threatens U with a big surprise, but before he can finish his sentence, he and N stumble and fall into a nearby river. They quickly get out and demand the barrels that U and her friends were carrying. U suggests knocking F down with the barrel, and they all run off with F and N in pursuit.

U and her friends eventually make it to a building and shut the door, but F gets hit in the process. As they hide, F and N start searching for them. O and V come up with a plan to dump slippery fish to slow down F and N, and U and V run away, taunting them.

U and V crash into a room and come up with a plan to scare F and N out. They use a sheet to create the illusion of ghosts and successfully frighten F and N, causing them to run away in terror. U and her friends celebrate their victory and decide to leave the building.

Trina's Go-Kart Racing
Trina and her friends embark on an outdoor adventure by taking a walk. Trina suggests that they haven't done anything exciting at home for a while and proposes building and racing cars. Toborr and the rest of the group enthusiastically agree to the idea, and they spend their time building and painting cars, as well as constructing a stadium. Meanwhile, Cyrano and his gang (Nefarina, Raberto, and Verona) watch from behind the bushes and become envious of the group's activities. Cyrano suggests that they build their own cars, but then decides to sabotage the group's work by sneaking towards the paint cans with a bag of sand. Toborr and Penelope continue to build, and as Toborr drops the hammer, Cyrano slips and gets the hammer on his foot, causing him to yell in pain. Cyrano becomes even more resentful and declares that they will take everything for themselves.

Trina and her friends finish building their cars and park them in the garage. Cyrano attempts to lure Bethany away with a carrot and pulls her ears when she takes it. Bethany screams and Ellie Trumpets, scaring Cyrano and his gang away. With Ellie's help, they finish building the stadium and prepare for a big race. They plan to enter a competition, and Trina and Alice ask Talia and Tania if it's allowed. After checking the regulations, they confirm that it is, and everyone is excited to compete.

A group of animals gather with great anticipation at the annual race competition, where one of them will become the winner. Among them, Trina Mouse and her friends are ready to compete, while Cyrano and his gang hatch a plan to win the race despite not being racers.

As the race begins, Trina Mouse zooms past the other cars, leaving Cyrano impressed by her skill. Trina skillfully navigates through the track, impressing even Martin Meerkat, who is keeping track of the racing speeds. Sadie Skunk cheers Trina on, confident in her friend's abilities.

In the end, Trina reaches the finish line first, winning the race and causing her friends to cheer in celebration. As they head home, they discuss the next round of the competition, with Alice Raccoon planning to take the wheel. Sadie Skunk eagerly looks forward to watching, proud of her friends and excited to see what they'll come up with next.

It is evident that everyone is still heading to the stadium for the next round. They are aware that Alice has the ability to invent perfect things. This time, the excitement among the people is still at its peak during the preparation. Alice sits in her car, and everyone is thrilled to see her. The start of the race goes smoothly, and Alice drives past the other cars. Sadie Skunk compliments Alice's performance, and the others are pleased as well. Trina Mouse wonders what Alice really wants to accomplish by driving, but Alice has a plan in mind. She steps on the accelerator pedal and drives up the hill, calculating her every move. Trina's friends cheer her on as she passes several cars with ease. Alice reaches the finish line and wins the competition. Trina and Sadie later play chess, and Trina is happy just thinking about Alice's victory. She tells Sadie that she has reported to the race and plans to compete, vowing not to lose. Nefario sees his car, Black Zap, and believes it is in great shape and sure to win. Cyrano and his gang agree, and Cyrano boasts that Black Zap will take Trina out of her way and off the track. However, Trina is training her car, and Snoutley overhears Nefario's plan to pay him to set traps for Trina. Snoutley is proud to have figured out a way to prevent Trina from winning but wonders how to set the traps. He recalls how Cyrano tried to take Bethany and decides not to be as foolish. He devises a plan to steal someone, and Cyrano and his gang set traps for Trina.

Alice is sitting on her balcony, testing out her binoculars. With them, she can see both Bethany eating carrots and Snoutley sneaking around. Alice quickly realizes that one of Cyrano's gang is trying to take Bethany and calls Sadie for help. Sadie is initially scared to look out the window but eventually does so and sees Snoutley going after Bethany. Sadie scares Snoutley away by pretending to be a ghost.

Later on, Snoutley comes up with a plan to steal the car key to prevent Trina from winning the big competition. He successfully takes the key, but Trina's friends work together to sneak into the shack where Snoutley and Raberto are sleeping and retrieve the key. Snoutley and Raberto wake up and chase after them but are unsuccessful. Trina's friends return the key, and Trina wins the competition.

Cyrano and his gang take matters into their own hands and set traps for Trina. Toborr and Penelope witness Cyrano's actions and Penelope decides to warn Trina. Trina participates in the car championship, and Nefario nervously waits for the race to begin. Despite Cyrano's attempts to sabotage Trina, she avoids the traps and races towards the finish line. Raberto falls into one of Cyrano's traps and Martin Meerkat is disappointed with the race's outcome. Trina's friends cheer her on as she approaches the finish line, but Cyrano throws a tomato at her car causing her to lose control. Trina manages to regain control and passes Nefarina and Verona, who then crash into a wall. Trina and Black Zap race side by side towards the finish line, causing the audience to become wild with excitement. The judges review the target film and declare Trina the winner. Trina's friends celebrate her victory, and Trina receives a gold medal.