SpongeBob SquarePants and the Ghoul School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Nickelodeon presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (SpongeBob and his Friends Walk Down the Road)
 * (SpongeBob SquarePants and the Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, look. Lighting.
 * Patrick: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, SpongeBob?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * SpongeBob: No, lighting.
 * (SpongeBob)
 * (SpongeBob Pulls the Isis to Patrick)
 * (Patrick)
 * Patrick: Not while I'm walking, SpongeBob.
 * (Patrick Moves the Isis Away)
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl)
 * (Patrick Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Stephen Hillenburg)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Patrick: I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (SpongeBob Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Squidward: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Pearl: Don't be silly, Squidward. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Sandy: Oh, no! Pearl!
 * Mr. Krabs: Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Pearl: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Sandy: Pearl, let go!
 * Pearl: Anything you say, Sandy.
 * (Pearl Falls on Sandy)
 * Pearl: Gee, Sandy, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Sandy: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * SpongeBob: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Sandy: Me, too.
 * Squidward: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Mr. Krabs Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Squidward: I put it there for safe keeping, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Patrick: No, we're not, Mr. Krabs. There's the school. Not to shabby, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Seasmith's Finish School for Girls!
 * Patrick: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Seasmith's School for Girls is Shown)
 * SpongeBob: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Squidward: Yeah.
 * Pearl: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Pearl: See, Sandy? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Patrick: What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Squidward: I can't see the road!
 * (SpongeBob Wipes Squidward's Eyes)
 * SpongeBob: How's that, Squidward?
 * Squidward: Much better, SpongeBob. I think I see the school.
 * (Squidward Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Sandy: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Pearl: It even has a moat.
 * Squidward: Moat?!
 * SpongeBob: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (SpongeBob is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Patrick (Off-Screen): That's my boyfriend, SpongeBob. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened SpongeBob and Fixes Him)
 * SpongeBob: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Fiery, Shoots Fire at SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Patrick: SpongeBob likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * SpongeBob: Squidward! Sandy! Patrick! Mr. Krabs! Pearl!
 * (SpongeBob Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Fiery's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Pearl: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Fiery Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, no.
 * (Fiery Snarls at SpongeBob)
 * Mrs. Seasmith (Off-Screen): Fiery, come here.
 * (Fiery Sadly Comes to Mrs. Seasmith)
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * SpongeBob: Me? No.
 * Patrick: Gee, SpongeBob, is that--?
 * SpongeBob: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Fiery can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Patrick: Nice to know you, Fiery. I'm Patrick. I guess you've already met my boyfriend, SpongeBob.
 * (Fiery Snarls at SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Then you must be Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl. I'm Mrs. Seasmith, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Squidward: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Squidward Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Seasmith (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Squidward Hears a Howl)
 * Squidward: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (SpongeBob and Squidward Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Come now. We have a contract, Squidward. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Squidward: I think so.
 * Pearl: Sure they are. Mr. Krabs and I even witnessed them. Right, Mr. Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: Right, Pearl.
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Seasmith: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Squidward: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.