Brats in the Faker/Transcript

Vincent Helping her Henchmen:

 * (Episode Opens to Vincent's Lab)
 * (Vincent, in her Human Flesh, Looks at her Spell and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Vincent: This time, nothing will stand in the way of what I want most in the world.
 * Xavier: What? To keep kissing Alex?
 * Vincent: No! Steal Alex's wedding ring!
 * (She Drops the Dust in the Potion)
 * Vincent: It's the first ring Alex received. She wants to marry James so he can become her husband. Once I melt her ring and pour into my amulet, I will turn back into human flesh from the dead, and be so powerful. Not only will I keep kissing Alex,
 * (A Picture of the Globe Appears)
 * Vincent: but the world will be mine as well! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Xavier Laughs)
 * (Vincent Laughing)
 * Vincent: Sorry, I get carried away.
 * (Scene Slides to Night Time)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Guard: The henchmen have escaped! The henchmen have escaped!
 * Mariel: Thanks for sneaking us outta jail, Vincent. We were getting pretty bored for our time to run out.
 * Vincent: How long was your sentence?
 * Mariel: Life.
 * Vincent: Well, I didn't sneak you out for the exercise. I need your help! I want you to steal Alex's wedding ring!
 * Mariel: No way! We only go after the big stuff. They don't call me Mariel for nothing.
 * Ronald: Yeah. Make it at least half a dollar or forget it.
 * Mariel: Make it Alex's friends and you got yourself a deal.
 * Vincent: It's a deal.
 * (Vincent and Mariel Shake Hands)

The Kids Go to a Movie/Vincent's Plan:

 * (Scene Slides to Alex's House)
 * (Alex and her Friends were Eating Breakfast)
 * Kokone: Could we go to a movie today, Alex?
 * Alex: Sorry, kids. I need you here and on your best behavior. Chase and Sarah are coming by this afternoon to do a story on our friendship.
 * Kokone: How about if we go to an early matinee?
 * Yui: Yeah. Then we'll be back in time to tell Chase and Sarah how are nice friend Alex gave us money to go to the movies.
 * Ran: And enough money for popcorn. And money for new bicycles to ride to the theater.
 * (Alex Gives Ran Some Money, but Realizes...)
 * Alex: You're pushing your luck, kids.
 * Yui, Kokone, and Ran: Yahoo! Mary Poppins Returns, here we come!
 * Mariel: So, what's the plan, boss?
 * Vincent: This. From my troops I transform thee, to Alex's children friends, 1, 2, 3!
 * (Vincent Turns her Henchmen into Three Children)
 * (Mariel is in Yui's Body)
 * (Ronald is in Kokone's Body)
 * (Nate is in Ran's Body)
 * Mariel: Hey, Nate, you got the cutest little babyface.
 * (Nate Looks in the Water and Sees his Own Reflection)
 * Nate: Hey, what gives?
 * Vincent: There is one teensy-weensy little problem with the spell. Mirrors will reveal your real identity. Now go get the ring and hurry!

Mariel and her Troops Sneak in Alex's House/Searching for Alex's Ring:

 * (Alex Rushes to the Mirror)
 * Tommy: You look beautiful, Alex.
 * Alex: Thanks, Tommy. Everything has to be perfect. I want Chase and Sarah to see I'm a good friend. A good deed is good business, you know.
 * (Mariel and her Men Appear)
 * Alex: Back so soon, kids?
 * (Mariel and her Men Don't Say Anything)
 * Alex: Now go upstairs, and change clothes. Chase and Sarah will be here soon. I want you to look your best.
 * James: Don't worry, Alex. Everything will be perfect.
 * (Alex Fixes the Mirror, and Leaves)
 * (Reflections of Mariel, Ronald, and Nate Reveal)
 * Tommy: Now you heard Alex. Go upstairs and change!
 * Mariel: Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
 * James: Wow, Tommy. Yui's voice is changing.
 * Tommy: Right, James. The kids are growing up fast.
 * Mariel: Let's split up. Ronald, you go that way. Nate, you come with me.
 * (Mariel and Nate Look in the Bedroom)
 * (Nate Searches a Safe Underneath the Rug)
 * Nate: Hey, Mariel, looks like we hit the jackpot!
 * (Mariel Finds a Stethoscope in her Vest)
 * (Tommy Comes Inside, and Gasps)
 * Tommy: What y'all kids doin'?
 * Mariel: Uh, playing doctor?
 * (Tommy Grabs Mariel and Nate)
 * Nate: Hey, that hurts, Kevin.
 * Tommy: The name's Tommy, and y'all better watch your language.
 * (Scene Fades to Tommy Bringing Mariel and Nate in Alex's Room)
 * Tommy: I told you kids to change clothes.
 * (Tommy Finds Them Outfits)
 * Tommy: Here you are.
 * (Mariel and Nate Attempt to Run Away)
 * Tommy: Don't make me angry. Just put on your suits until Chase and Sarah leave. Kids, please!
 * (Mariel and Nate Keep Running Away)
 * Tommy: What's come over y'all? Why won't y'all wear your new clothes? Chase and Sarah will be here any minute.
 * Mariel: Hey, Nate, get this scary guy off me.
 * Tommy: That's the last movie y'all go to. The language you come back with.
 * (Tommy Shows Mariel and Nate in their Clothes, and their Own Reflections)
 * Tommy: There, now. Don't y'all look nice? Just like Vincent's henchmen. VALORA'S HENCHMEN?!? (Faints)
 * (Mariel and Nate Take Off the Suits, and Run to Find Ronald Having Tea with Gentlu)
 * Gentlu: Hey, you wanna play with us?
 * Mariel: Ronald, er, uh, Kokone, whatcha doin'?
 * Ronald: Hey, even henchmen deserves a coffee break.
 * (Ronald Picks up Lupita)
 * Mariel: You call yourself a henchman?
 * (Mariel Grabs Lupita)
 * Ronald: Let go!
 * Gentlu: Hey, that's Yui's Lupita doll!
 * (Explosion)
 * Gentlu (Off-Screen): What did you do?!
 * (Mariel, Ronald, and Nate Run into Alex's Room)
 * Nate: Let's blast open this vault, blow this joint before that African American comes to.
 * (Nate Pulls Out Dynamite)

Chase and Sarah Arrive/Alex Punishes Vincent's Henchmen:

 * (The Doorbell Rings)
 * (Melissa Opens the Door)
 * Alex: Hello?
 * Chase: Hello. Sarah and I are here for reporting.
 * Alex: Chase! Sarah! How nice to see you. Won't you come in?
 * Sarah: Thank you. My, don't you look beautiful, Alex? Trying to impress us?
 * Alex: Me? In this same outfit? Never.
 * Chase: Good. Because most interviewers go out of their way to make a good impression.
 * Sarah: We hate that. Our readers deserve the real scoop. We want to observe Alex Aniston the way she really lives. Understand?
 * Alex: Excellent. We'll start by meeting Tommy. He's a mischievous African American boy, and he loves the children as his own.
 * (Tommy Runs Down After Alex)
 * Tommy: They're monsters! Monsters, I say! You have to do something, Alex! They're fiends! They're not your friends!
 * Alex: What are you talking about?
 * Tommy: Your friends are Vincent's henchmen!
 * (Alex Laughs Nervously): Did I mention his wild sense of humor?
 * (Chase Smiles)
 * Alex: Tommy, you've obviously been working too hard. Take a nap. (Angrily) And get a grip on yourself! (Normal Tone) Maybe we should visit Ran's brother Gentlu instead. She's probably playing upstairs with my friends.
 * (Gentlu Sobbing)
 * (Alex and Sarah Look Up)
 * Gentlu: Yui pulled the head off her Lupita doll! (Sobbing)
 * (Alex Laughing Nervously): Those kids-- they're so playful! How about I show you my studies? You can tell about a girl and her studying. Excellent studies, excellent business I always say.
 * (Alex Opens the Door, but an Explosion is Heard)
 * (The Safe Falls Down)
 * (Alex Looks Shocked)
 * Mariel: Uh-oh.
 * Alex: Never mind the studies! You can never tell a girl about her studies I always say. Look in here instead.
 * (Alex Angrily Marches Up to her Room)
 * (Alex Shoves Mariel, Ronald, and Nate in her Room, Thinking They are Yui, Kokone, and Ran)
 * Alex: You kids are grounded until Chase and Sarah are gone.
 * (Mariel, Ronald, and Nate Look Outside)
 * (Melissa Watches Them)
 * (Mariel Runs to the Window)
 * Mariel: Hey, Vincent, help! We're trapped like rats up here!
 * Vincent: You fools! Do I have to do everything myself?! "Potions and powers come from the heaven, change this Vincent into mischievous Tommy!"
 * (Vincent Turns into Tommy)
 * (Xavier Gaps)
 * Vincent: I'm going after that ring, and nobody will stop me! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Vincent (in Tommy's Body) Marches to Alex's House)