Haunted House (AL:ATW)/Transcript


 * [knocking on door]
 * Letters: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Letters: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Letters: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * [knocking on door]
 * Letters: Trick or treat!
 * Posey Bloom: [screams]
 * Spanish U: Hey!
 * Trunks: Huh?
 * F: Ugh.
 * N: Rude!
 * 1: Was it something we said?
 * [stomach rumbling]
 * Trunks: No, no, no, not here, Spooder! Buddy, we're right here!
 * Spooder: [blows fire]
 * Trunks: Well, time to go.
 * Posey Bloom: [gasps] My flowers are... spaghetti?! Spooder! Everyletter knows that pasta gives me—
 * 1: [slurping] That little spider sure does make a tasty noodle! [slurps]
 * Posey Bloom: [growls]
 * 1: I should... go.
 * Posey Bloom: Ugh!


 * N: [groans] Not even a strawberry ripple smoothie can cheer me up tonight. All I want is some actual Halloween spoooookiness.
 * F: N, the night is young. Who knows what kind of spookiness might be just around the corner?
 * N: Ugh, please. Earth letters wouldn't know spookiness if—
 * 1: Boo! [growls]
 * N: As I was saying, Earth letters and... unicorns... have a lot to learn about creating spook-tacular vibes. I mean, first you need an abandoned house with, like, super creaky floorboards, and it's gotta have all the cobwebs. And it has to be, like, so dark...
 * [amulet clicks]
 * [whooshing]
 * Λ: Ooh. Those silly letters have the spider with them.
 * Spooder: [belches]
 * Λ: Now get him for me, Θ. He has the E9E 3 that I need. And Θ? Don't let me down. Or else!
 * [amulet clicks]
 * N: ...Ooh, and the music is key! Something like... [vocalizes]


 * Θ: [deep, gravelly voice] Oh, excuse me! Sorry about that!
 * N: Oh, don't worry about— [gasps]
 * Θ: See ya!
 * [zip!]
 * N: A haunted house? Now this is what I'm talking about!
 * Θ: [evil chuckle]


 * [thunder]
 * N: Come on, letters! This is exactly what we need! So, so fun!
 * Spooder: [giggling]
 * Trunks: Spooder, wait! Stay with N! Ah! It's gonna be so dark in there!
 * Spanish U: You're not afraid of the dark, are ya... sheriff?
 * Trunks: Who, me? Hah! Neigh way! Just stay right by my side, 1! I'll keep you safe!
 * F and Spanish U: [laugh]
 * [doors close]
 * [thunder]


 * Trunks: Spooder?! It's so dark! I can't see a thing! Spooder? Spooder? Where are— Aah!
 * 1: N is right! This is fun!
 * [Pegamice squeaking]
 * Letters: [yelp]


 * Trunks and 1: [scream]
 * N: [laughing]
 * F and Spanish U: [scream]


 * Letters: [screaming]
 * Λ: Yes... That's it, little spider. Bring that E9E 3 of yours this way.
 * Θ: Ugh! Is that garlic breath?
 * Λ: Θ! Focus! Ugh. Oh, dear. That is potent.
 * [click!]


 * Spanish U and Trunks: [scream]


 * [beep!]


 * F and 1: [scream]


 * Λ: Get me that spider, Θ! Or you can kiss getting a cutie mark goodbye!


 * N: Puh-lease. Look at these cobwebs. So last season. Am I right, Spooder?
 * [beat]
 * N: Oh, no. Spooder? Spooder!
 * [thud]
 * F and Trunks: [groaning]
 * 1: Hey, everyletter! Look at me! I'm stuck!


 * Spooder: [giggling]
 * Λ: Now, Θ, now!
 * [beep!]
 * Λ: [sighs] After all these moons, E9E 3 will finally be mine! What are you waiting for?! GET HIM!
 * [thudding]
 * Λ: [yelps] Ugh! I have to do everything myself! [yelps]
 * [crash]


 * [stomach rumbling]
 * Θ: That can't be good.
 * [flatulence]
 * Θ: Oh, no!
 * [boom!]
 * Spooder: [giggling]
 * Θ: [panting] Don't worry, Λ! I'll get him!
 * Spooder: [giggling]
 * [thud]


 * Spooder: [giggling]
 * N: Spooder! Wait! Slow down!


 * Trunks: We'll never find my sweet little spider baby!
 * 1: Oh, hey, Spooder.
 * Trunks: Wait, what? Oh, thank goodness! Let's get out of here!


 * N: Did you letters see Spooder?!
 * Spanish U: Um... no, but... F! N!
 * Θ: [groaning]
 * Spanish U: Letter ghost! Ruuuuun!
 * N: This is totally spook-tacular! [laughing]
 * Spanish I: Three tickets, please! N said it was spook-tacular!
 * Θ: What have I done?