Pucca and Miku in Pranks a Lot (Read Along)

Narrator: Hello. It's an honor to come over for me to read you this story of the Palace of Pranks. If you want this read to you, you could read along with me in your book. You'll know it's time to turn the page when you hear this sound. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Let's begin now.

Narrator: Pucca and Miku walk up to the Palace of Pranks. Plumber walks up behind Pucca and puts his feet on Pucca's face, pretending to be a fella. Plumber then tries to stand up on Pucca's body. Miku jumps out of his skin and blocks the magical trip. Plumber puts his hands on Pucca's face and tries to push Pucca's head back. Miku takes a scythe and viciously slices his own throat. Plumber then uses the scythe to cut Miku. Miku does not die. Plumber pulls out a cord from his back, unplugging him. Plumber then pulls out his scythe and stabs Miku in his heart, stopping it from working. Sarge watches the beautiful sequence with excitement. He cries uncontrollably. Miku pushes his body back towards Pucca. He reaches Pucca who throws the scythe straight into Plumber's face. Plumber then spits him out in a desperate attempt to recover his face. Sarge turns away from the spectacle and touches his heart. He smiles. Sarge hears noise outside. a rustling sound. He heads towards the noise. (Magical Tune)

Miku: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!

Narrator: Miku tries to open the can and purple tubes pop out and the magnetic moments fly and surround the target. The other mag wheels jerk in around him, but Miku can't open the can. Magnetic wasp, running? Miku’s on one side and an Invisible one on the other. The iseeut is quite fast and then it gives Miku an invisibility opportunity and he staggers around but continues to fall. But the iseeut is too fast, and it gives Miku a speedy ride to the lawn, stomps to the dashboard. And suddenly Miku rolls out from under the iseeut! . and lands on his hands. Then he hears the constant voice of the Invisible iseeut! Miku goes to his hands and finds that they get invisibility and super speed!

Miku: i think since spraying the park bench was my idea, i should get to spray it.

Pucca: Miku, spraying the park bench was my idea.

Miku: Yeah, but i said it was a good idea!

Pucca: Give me that thing. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Pucca grabs the can and he and Miku wrestle over it. Pucca accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear.

Miku: Hey, the invisible spray works!

(Winnie) Narrator: Narrator laughs as she teaches Pucca how to spray a magic circle and how to snap the tail of the can. They give him an apple off the rock and watch as it explodes in the middle of his invisible circle.

Pucca: snap! Good job, man!

Miku: But what about the water?

Narrator: Pucca turns red and shrugs. Pucca turns into a sea otter.

Miku: Why is he blue?

Narrator: Miku attacks, throwing him into a deep troll cave. As the water in the cave begins to rise, a purple swirl forms and a flying purple bird with wings emerges from the water. a purple bird flies out of the cave to its reveal it is the Furry Lion, singing. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Pucca and Miku are now invisible. Miku shakes the can.

Miku: Oh, hey, i think this thing is empty. [Pucca grabs the can and shakes it.]

Pucca: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Miku. You used the last of it. [Pucca throws the can far away.]

Miku: Hey, i think i found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.

Pucca: Oh, forget the pants, Miku. Let's get home and wash this paint off. [Miku pulls out the mask and throws it in the Can.]

Miku: Yeah, okay. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Pucca and Miku walk off behind Nat.

Pucca: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?

Nat: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.

Pucca: Thank you.

Nat: Don't mention it. [Nat turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]

Miku: Don't mention what?

Nat: Uh, who said that?

Miku: Me.

Nat: [screams] Ghosts! [Nat runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]

Miku: Hey, i'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!

Pucca: Yep. They walk off. i think we won't stop to talk to him tonight. He looks crazy. [shrugs] i don't know.

Pucca: i do!

Narrator: They continue walking. [turns and sees] Danny, huffing and puffing. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Peso hears a noise, which is Pucca and Miku's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]

Peso: Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, i thought i heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] i thought i left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't i toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did i acquire all these portraits of Miku? [Photos of Miku are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Peso turns around and sees Pucca and Miku covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]

Pucca and Miku: We're ghosts. [Pucca and Miku wail again. Peso laughs.]

Peso: i knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!

Peso: Wha? [camera pans around looking for something] Where is it! [frowns.]

Pucca: Boy, we really scared her! [Pucca and Miku laugh.]

Miku: Who's gonna be our next victim?

Pucca: a better question would be, "Who isn't?" (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Miku and possibly Pucca eats/eat someone's cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Miku's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.]

Mr. Goodman: Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!

Narrator: Her deflated body lands on the table. Miku is happy because his farting face is gone.

Pucca: No way! [runs to ghost]

Miku: Did you fart?

Ghost: No. i got you that way.

Miku: No way, no way! [runs to ghost]

Miku: Darn it, i love this place, every one of them!!

Ghost: Yeah!

Narrator: In bed, Miku’s face is covered in leaves. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Zeta is painting and humming to himself at his house. Pucca and/or Miku takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.

Zeta: Huh?

Narrator: Pucca and/or Miku paint(s) a mustache under Zeta's nose. The two wail ghostly. Zeta crashes through the wall and runs away.

Zeta: Ghosts

Miku and Pucca: Horribly Horrible (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Bill is surfing at Goo Lagoon. Pucca and Miku surf up to Bill, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.

Pucca and Miku: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!

Bill: Ghosts!

Narrator: Bill falls off the board. Gale appears waving her arms wildly.

Gale: Ghosts!

Narrator: Fred appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.

Fred: Ghosts!

Narrator: Lonnie appears, scared with arms on his head.

Lonnie: Ghosts!

Narrator: Francis appears in a sort of screaming position.

Francis: Ghosts!

Narrator: Sandals appears holding a piece of toast.

Sandals: Toast.

Narrator: Harold appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.

Harold: Ghosts!

Narrator: Royce and Joan appear falling all over each other!

Royce: Ghosts!

Narrator: Ling appears throwing up.

Ling: Ghosts!

Narrator: Andy appears knocking over random things.

Andy: Ghosts!

Narrator: Ralph, Kim, and Sally stand on top of the dumpster.

Kim: No. No. No. Not again!

Narrator: Ralph, Kim, and Sally: Can you hear the old guard yelling?

Ralph, Kim, and Sally: No. No. Not again!

Narrator: Ernie and Terry stand in front of a table covered in tissues.

Ernie: Toilet!

Narrator: Terry pushes through a car, which is on fire.

Terry: On fire! The guy’s on fire!

Narrator: The man runs away. With flames and smoke rising behind him. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Pucca and Miku are reading newspapers. Pucca laughs.

Pucca: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.

Narrator: Miku is holding his newspaper upside down.

Miku: Yeah.

Pucca: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Bikini Bottom-- [An article is shown it reads, "Bear Queen Last To Be Haunted! says, 'i ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Bear Queen tells us that he's going to start making ghost stories for us. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Bear Queen peers out of the blinds.

Bear Queen: Ghosts? Ha! i ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Bear Queen neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, i'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Bear Queen is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And i'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, i've got me secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.

Narrator: The lights black turn off. Pucca and Miku wail ghostly.

Pucca and Miku: [As they open the front door] Bear Queen!

Bear Queen: Wha?

Narrator: Pucca and Miku toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.

Pucca: Bear Queen, we've come to haunt you.

Bear Queen: Where are the pants?

Pucca [points to barrel]: Paddle-ball. We've come to haunt you!

Bear Queen: Where are the pants?

Pucca: Paddle-ball. We've come to haunt you!

Bear Queen: Wha?

Bear Queen: Paddle-ball!

Pucca [points to table]: Paddle-ball!

Bear Queen: i'm warning ya!

Narrator: Pucca and Miku moan. Pucca or Miku stops the ball. Pucca or Miku then cuts the string.

Bear Queen: [shivering] Ooh!

Pucca and Miku: [quietly] Boo.

Narrator: Laughs at the living, smiling, impish Pucca and Miku's reaction to his paddle-ball opening line.

Mr. Nod [driving along the freeway]: [puzzled]: You call that laughing?!

Mr. Nod: i like ya, Pucca.

Mr. Nod: But you are still a disgusting bum. [as he drives away] [cut back to scene and back to adventure]:

Pucca and Miku [thinking] Ooo!

Bear Queen: i gotta get out of here!

Narrator: Pause.

Pucca and Miku: You're kidding! (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Bear Queen runs to the doors, but they don't open.

Pucca: You can't escape, Bear Queen. We've glued the door shut.

Narrator: The door is held closed with a long strip of glue.

Bear Queen: [off-screen] You'll never get me!

Narrator: Bear Queen tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table.

Miku: Nice try, Bear Queen, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!

Narrator: Bear Queen dives into the toilet.

Pucca: Too late, Bear Queen, we've already clogged all the toilets.

Narrator: The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Bear Queen cowers in a corner.

Bear Queen: Please, spirits, leave me be.

Narrator: Bear Queen has crawled to the toilet and vomits.

Pucca:. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Bear Queen is incoherently begging for his life.

Miku: [while Bear Queen is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Pucca.

Pucca: [while Bear Queen is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Miku, i've got one more idea. [to Bear Queen] You're going to pay, Bear Queen.

Bear Queen: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!

Pucca: Pay! Narrator: a dollar floats in the air.

Bear Queen: No!

Pucca: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]

Bear Queen: No! Don't burn me dollar!

Pucca: [pre-laps note] Oh, baby, it's on!

Narrator: Bear Queen grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Pucca and Miku, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.

Bear Queen: Well, well, well, if it isn't Pucca and Miku.

Pucca: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] i know not these names of which you speak.

Narrator: Miku looks down and notices that he is visible.

Miku: Uh, Pucca. Pucca, we're visible again.

Narrator: Bear Queen lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.

Bear Queen: So you two are the Bikini Bottom ghosts. Pucca and Miku, you are invisible.

Narrator: Bear Queen slaps Miku so hard in the face that he flies backward.

Miku: Dude! i am invisible!

everett: Get him off my property.

Pucca: We're really sorry, Bear Queen. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.

Narrator: Bear Queen puts them down.

Bear Queen: Hey, come on, boys, i'm hip! i pulled my share of pranks when i was your age. (Magical Tune)

Narrator: Pucca and Miku find a crowd of people consisting of: Tom, Bill, Mr. Goodman, Peso, Zeta, Horace, Harold, Nathiel Waters, the red shirt Frank, Jimmy-Gus, Sadie, Nat, Nazz-Mimi, Purple Scooter, Dennis Rechid, Martin, an anchovy, two Frankie Billys, Clay, and Franco.

Bear Queen: The Krusty Krab presents. live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts!

Narrator: Nat, Sadie, Harold, Martin, Abigail Marge, and Frank are shown cheering. Pucca and Miku scream while trying to cover themselves up. Bear Queen laughs teasingly. Peso whistles at them as Mr. Goodman takes a picture. Zeta laughs. Pucca and Miku keep trying to cover themselves.

Pucca: Miku!

Miku: Yeah?

Pucca: [Scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! (The End)

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