There Won't Be Blood (SpongeBob's Fantastic Adventures)

There Won't Be Blood is a derivative of There Will Be Blood.

Characters:

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Nikusa
 * Monika
 * Sayori
 * Patrick Star
 * Sarvente
 * Yumi Yoshimura
 * Taki
 * Ami Onuki
 * Cesar Fever
 * Amy the Ringmaster
 * Flying Dutchman
 * Pearl Krabs and Narlene
 * Nobby
 * MakoPi
 * Mrs. Puff
 * Twilight Sparkle
 * Plankton

References:

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Haunting:

 * (The Episode Begins with Narlene Sitting on her Balcony Trying on Binoculars)
 * (With it, Narlene Can See at the Same Time)
 * (Now Narlene Sees Yumi Eating Food in her Place)
 * (In the Other Way, she Sees SpongeBob Sneaking Forward)
 * (Narlene Understands What's Happening, and Calls Pearl)
 * Narlene: Pearl, a boy Virtue is trying to take Yumi.
 * Pearl: What should I do? I can't handle her alone.
 * Narlene: Go to the window, Pearl, and see what they're really up to.
 * Pearl: I don't dare.
 * Narlene: Do it anyway.
 * (Pearl Looks Out the Window, and Sees SpongeBob Going to Yumi)
 * Pearl: Why, that fat skink. I'll show him.
 * (SpongeBob Gives Yumi a Nut)
 * SpongeBob: Come along and you'll get...
 * (Suddenly, Pearl Moans Like a Ghost)
 * Pearl: Woooooo!
 * (SpongeBob and Yumi Watch)
 * (There's a Ghost in Pearl's Place)
 * (SpongeBob Rushes From There, He's Very Scared of Ghosts)
 * SpongeBob: They say there's no such thing.
 * Yumi: Then it's still awful to see one!
 * (Yumi is Also Afraid of the Ghost, but Calms Down Quickly When Pearl Lifts the Sheet up)
 * Pearl: My sister Narlene figured I was going to haunt.
 * SpongeBob: Flying Dutchman, a ghost scared me.
 * Flying Dutchman: I'm not paying you for fairy tales!

SpongeBob Talks About MakoPi/SpongeBob Pranks Pearl:

 * (Scene Cuts to Pearl's House)
 * Announcer: And that was the latest Olivia Rodrigo at the New York Band. And now, for all you folks who ends at the contest for a date with The Vocalisters lead singer, MakoPi, tomorrow's the big day. If you're the winner, this little girl could call you.
 * Pearl: She's gorgeous!
 * SpongeBob: You really like her, don't you, Pearl?
 * Pearl: Like her? I love her! Can you imagine if I won the date with her? Oh! SpongeBob, what if she really calls me? What'll I say? What'll I wear?
 * (The Door Bell Rings)
 * SpongeBob: Maybe that's her.
 * (Pearl Rushes to the Door, Screaming with Delight)
 * Narlene: You're not gonna believe it! The cooking with cup cake TV show wants me to send in a video of me baking something. I'm gonna be a star!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick gave me her video camera. Maybe I could tape it for you.
 * Narlene: Gee, SpongeBob, would you? I'd really appreciate it.
 * SpongeBob: It's a deal.
 * (Meanwhile, at School)
 * Amy the Ringmaster: An isosceles triangle is a triangle with two equal angles, and two sides that are the same length.
 * (School Bell Rings)
 * Amy the Ringmaster: Don't forget term projects are due on Monday. Have a nice weekend.
 * (Scene Fades to Pearl's House)
 * (Pearl's Phone Rings)
 * Pearl: I'll get it. Hello? Who?!
 * SpongeBob (Imitating MakoPi's Voice): MakoPi here.
 * Pearl: Oh, Ms. MakoPi, is it really you?
 * SpongeBob: The one and only dreamboat.
 * Pearl: You mean I've won? We're really going out on a date?
 * SpongeBob: You'd better believe it, poundcake.
 * (Pearl Squeals with Delight)
 * SpongeBob: Cool it, cool it. I hate it with my fans, but my public, so I want it to be a little private.
 * Pearl: Private. Right, whatever you say. I don't care.
 * SpongeBob: Good. Meet me at the top of the clock tower at 6pm tonight.
 * Pearl: Got it. I'll be there, Ms. MakoPi.
 * SpongeBob: And, uh, call me MakoPi, dollface. Bye-bye.
 * (SpongeBob Laughs, Thinking it's a Joke)
 * Pearl: Oh, yes! Yes! (Squeals with Delight)

Narlene's Cooking Disaster:

 * (Scene Fades to Narlene in the House)
 * Narlene (Off-Screen): Are you sure I need this hat?
 * SpongeBob: Sure I'm sure. It makes you look like a real chef.
 * Narlene: Okay, whatever you say, SpongeBob. You're the director.
 * SpongeBob: Lights, camera, action!
 * Narlene: Uh, t-t-today I'm g-g-g-gonna make a l-l-l-lemon pie. Start w-w-with the cup of flour--
 * SpongeBob (Off-Screen): I can't see! Where's the bowl?!
 * Narlene: Oh, there it is. (Nervous Giggle) N-Now let's add two tablespoons of sugar.
 * (Narlene Tips the Milk Over, and Spills it)
 * (Narlene Gasps)
 * Narlene: Oh, no!
 * (Narlene Tries to Pick up the Milk)
 * SpongeBob: Never mind the milk. Get to the salt.
 * (Narlene Does That)
 * SpongeBob (Off-Screen): No, Narlene, not the salt! More flour!
 * Narlene: Not more flour!
 * SpongeBob (Off-Screen): Squeeze the lemons, will you?!
 * (Narlene Tries to Go as Fast as She Can)
 * SpongeBob: Come on, hurry up, Narlene! I'm running out of tape!
 * (Narlene Puts the Pie in the Oven)
 * Narlene: Sorry about the mess. The pie's gonna taste great.
 * SpongeBob: Narlene, the oven!
 * (Narlene Opens the Over, and the Pie is Burnt)
 * Narlene: My pie! It's ruined, ruined!

Pearl Pranked by SpongeBob:

 * (Scene Fades to the Clock Tower)
 * Pearl: Oh, no! I'm gonna be late!
 * (Pearl Runs up the Stairs of the Clock tower a Few at a Time)
 * (Pearl Gets to the Top to Find Narlene and Nobby There)
 * Pearl: Narlene! Nobby! What are you two doing here?
 * Narlene: We-- We were waiting for MakoPi.
 * Pearl: That's not true. I have a date with MakoPi.
 * Nobby: So do we.
 * Pearl: But I won the contest.
 * Narlene: Us, too.
 * Pearl, Narlene, and Nobby: Who's that?
 * (Patrick Shows up)
 * Pearl, Narlene, and Nobby: Patrick?
 * Patrick: But where's MakoPi?
 * SpongeBob (Deep Voice): Hi, dollfaces.
 * Pearl: You're MakoPi?
 * SpongeBob (Normal Voice): Gotcha! (Laughing Hysterically) I did it! I really did it!
 * Pearl: This is the worse practical joke you've ever pulled!
 * SpongeBob: No, it's the best! You should've seen your face running up the step. I thought you were gonna bust a gun!
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, we're gonna bust you!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, no, lighten up. Can't you take a little joke? It was just for fun.
 * (Pearl, Narlene, Nobby, and Patrick Looks Angry at SpongeBob)

Another Day at School:

 * (Scene Fades to the School)
 * Mrs. Puff: Good morning, class. Before we begin with the presentation, let me congratulate you on this wonderful day of term projects. Ami, would you like to be first?
 * Ami: Yes, Mrs. Puff. Thank you.
 * (Ami Walks Up)
 * Ami: My project is a demonstration of a fender force, as it relates to molecules. And I've put together a model and a video to help explain it.
 * (The Video Shows Narlene’s Failed Cooking Attempt Instead)
 * Ami (Off-Screen): Molecules are held together in a group which--
 * (The Class Laughs at the Video)
 * Narlene: Oh, man.
 * (The Video Goes On and On, and the Class Laughs More)
 * Mrs. Puff: Ami, turn off the tape.
 * (Ami Turns off the Tape)
 * Mrs. Puff: What is the meaning of this, Ami?
 * Ami: I-I-I honestly don't know. I don't know what happened. I was sabotaged.
 * (SpongeBob Laughs Hysterically)
 * SpongeBob: Gotcha!

Pearl's Plan/"One Joke for SpongeBob":

 * (Scene Fades to an Ice Cream Shop)
 * Twilight: Nothing like ice cream to cheer you up.
 * Pearl: SpongeBob has to be stopped.
 * Narlene: Right. She needs her just desserts.
 * Ami: Hmm. And I think I know just how to give it to her.
 * (Scene Fades to SpongeBob Walking Down the Street)
 * Ami: Here she comes!
 * (Narlene Puts Up a Bucket of Water)
 * (Pearl and her Friends Ready Themselves)
 * (SpongeBob Whistles While she Walks)
 * SpongeBob: Hmm. What have we here?
 * (SpongeBob Crosses an Arrow Down the Path)
 * (SpongeBob Sees a Hole in the Fence)
 * SpongeBob: Very interesting.
 * (Pearl and her Friends Laugh)
 * (SpongeBob Twigs What They’re Up to and Uses a Stick to Push Through the Hole in the Fence the Arrows Pointed to)
 * Pearl and her Friends: Gotcha, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: Not even close. Did you guys really think I'd fall for that old trick? I'm a pro at this game. Nobody can sucker me. Boy, do I love a practical joke.
 * (Hip-Hop Music is Heard)
 * SpongeBob: "I'm a joker from the class. Come and tell a joke while it lasts. I'm a cute kid with random. Tell some jokes so I can make 'em. The original joking gnome. Start a fun my way back home."
 * Pearl and her Friends: "Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for SpongeBob. Hubba-hubba-hubba."
 * Narlene: "SpongeBob makes a joke with her."
 * SpongeBob: "Tell a joke."
 * Narlene: "SpongeBob takes a bath with us."
 * SpongeBob: "Not to choke."
 * Pearl: "SpongeBob likes to do this."
 * SpongeBob: "All the time."
 * Pearl and her Friends: "SpongeBob makes a funny prank."
 * SpongeBob: "Not sublime."
 * Pearl and her Friends: "Hubba-hubba-go, SpongeBob. Hubba-hubba-go, SpongeBob. Hubba-hubba-go, SpongeBob. Hubba-hubba. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for SpongeBob. Joker, joker, say make a joking joker. Joker, joker, one joke for SpongeBob."
 * SpongeBob: "I'm SpongeBob!"

Pearl and her Friends Prank SpongeBob:

 * (SpongeBob Keeps Walking, but a Flying Saucer Zooms Past in the Sky)
 * SpongeBob: Hey, a flying saucer. I knew they were real. I have to find it.
 * (SpongeBob Follows the Saucer to the Forest)
 * SpongeBob: Wow.
 * (The Saucer is Now on the Ground)
 * (The Saucer Reveals Two Aliens to Greet SpongeBob)
 * Alien #1: Hello, earthling. Afraid to not be. In peace we come.
 * SpongeBob: Uh, welcome to Bikini Bottom. I, uh, read all about Martians. You are Martians, aren't you?
 * Alien #1: Martians we, yes. SpongeBob you.
 * SpongeBob: How-- How do you know who I am?
 * Alien #1: Observing you we have been.
 * Alien #2: Smartest girl in Bikini Bottom you are.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I don't mean to admit it, but you're right. I am the smartest girl in Bikini Bottom. At least when I read my books.
 * Alien #2: With us, you come to our home. Great need for your brain our planet has.
 * Alien #1: Our problems are brains solve.
 * SpongeBob: Gosh, you really must be in trouble. I accept. I'll go with you.
 * Alien #1: Mistaken you are.
 * Alien #2: Not you we need. Just your brain.
 * SpongeBob: What? Wait a minute. I'm not that smart. You should see my report card. I fail on everything. Ask anybody.
 * (SpongeBob Falls Out of the Ship, and Into Some Water)
 * (Pearl and Narlene Reveal Themselves)
 * Pearl and her Friends: Got you!
 * (Pearl and her Friends Laugh at SpongeBob)
 * SpongeBob: I don't find it funny!
 * Twilight: What's a matter, SpongeBob, can't take a joke?
 * Nobby: We knew you'd be expecting us to pull a joke on you.
 * Narlene: And we knew you hadn't fallen for that water gag at the fence, but it did throw you off guard.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I must admit, it did. Maybe you do hit.
 * Twilight: Awesome what you can do with carboard and Christmas lights, isn't it?
 * Ami: And we borrowed this from Emmy.
 * (The Saucer is Just a Model, Making Pearl and her Friends Laugh)
 * SpongeBob: It sure looked real to me. Actually, it was a pretty good practical joke. For beginners. As a matter of fact, I can think of a few of Pearl's friends to pull this on. Of course, we have to make a few changes, put a fresh coat of paint--
 * (Pearl and her Friends Look Confused)

Trivia:

 * This episode was originally going to be titled "There Won't Be Blood!"﻿ The only difference is that the finalized title lacks an exclamation mark.
 * This episode was originally going to air on UK and Ireland on April 28, 2022 but it was pulled and replaced with a rerun of "Seven Mysteries Of Bikini Bottom."