Virtue-Land's Haunted House/Transcript

Transcript:

 * [knocking on door]
 * Virtues: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Virtues: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * Virtues: Trick or treat! Thank you!


 * [knocking on door]
 * Virtues: Trick or treat!
 * Positivity: [screams]
 * Patient: Hey!
 * Humility: Huh?
 * Kind: Ugh.
 * Charity: Rude!
 * Temper: Was it something we said?
 * [stomach rumbling]
 * Humility: No, no, no, not here, Chastity! Buddy, we're right here!
 * Chastity: [blows fire]
 * Humility: Well, time to go.
 * Positivity: [gasps] My flowers are... spaghetti?! CHASTITY! Every virtue knows that pasta gives me—
 * Temper: [slurping] That little virtue sure does make a tasty noodle! [slurps]
 * Positivity: [growls]
 * Temper: I should... go.
 * Positivity: Ugh!


 * Charity: [groans] Not even a strawberry ripple smoothie can cheer me up tonight. All I want is some actual Virtueween spoooookiness.
 * Kind: Charity, the night is young. Who knows what kind of spookiness might be just around the corner?
 * Charity: Ugh, please. Earth virtues wouldn't know spookiness if—
 * Temper: Boo! [growls]
 * Charity: As I was saying, Earth virtues and... unicorns... have a lot to learn about creating spook-tacular vibes. I mean, first you need an abandoned house with, like, super creaky floorboards, and it's gotta have all the cobwebs. And it has to be, like, so dark...
 * [amulet clicks]
 * [whooshing]
 * Unity: Ooh. Those silly virtues have the virtue with them.
 * Chastity: [belches]
 * Unity: Now get him for me, Purity. He has the lines that I need. And Purity? Don't let me down. Or else!
 * [amulet clicks]
 * Charity: ...Ooh, and the music is key! Something like... [vocalizes]


 * Purity: [deep, gravelly voice] Oh, excuse me! Sorry about that!
 * Charity: Oh, don't worry about— [gasps]
 * Purity: See ya!
 * [zip!]
 * Charity: A haunted house? Now this is what I'm talking about!
 * Purity: [evil chuckle]


 * [thunder]
 * Charity: Come on, virtues! This is exactly what we need! So, so fun!
 * Chastity: [giggling]
 * Humility: Chastity, wait! Stay with Charity! Ah! It's gonna be so dark in there!
 * Patient: You're not afraid of the dark, are ya... sheriff?
 * Humility: Who, me? Hah! Neigh way! Just stay right by my side, Temper! I'll keep you safe!
 * Kind and Patient: [laugh]
 * [doors close]
 * [thunder]


 * Humility: Chastity?! It's so dark! I can't see a thing! Chastity? Chastity? Where are— Aah!
 * Temper: Charity is right! This is fun!
 * [Mice squeaking]
 * Virtues: [yelp]


 * Humility and Temper: [scream]
 * Charity: [laughing]
 * Kind and Patient: [scream]


 * Virtues: [screaming]
 * Unity: Yes... That's it, little virtue. Bring that lines of yours this way.
 * Purity: Ugh! Is that garlic breath?
 * Unity: Purity! Focus! Ugh. Oh, dear. That is potent.
 * [click!]


 * Patient and Humility: [scream]


 * [beep!]


 * Kind and Temper: [scream]


 * Unity: Get me that virtue, Purity! Or you can kiss getting a cutie mark goodbye!


 * Charity: Puh-lease. Look at these cobwebs. So last season. Am I right, Chastity?
 * [beat]
 * Charity: Oh, no. Chastity? Chastity!
 * [thud]
 * Kind and Patient: [groaning]
 * Temper: Hey, every virtue! Look at me! I'm stuck!


 * Chastity: [giggling]
 * Unity: Now, Purity, now!
 * [beep!]
 * Unity: [sighs] After all these moons, lines will finally be mine! What are you waiting for?! GET HIM!
 * [thudding]
 * Unity: [yelps] Ugh! I have to do everything myself! [yelps]
 * [crash]


 * [stomach rumbling]
 * Purity: That can't be good.
 * [flatulence]
 * Purity: Oh, no!
 * [boom!]
 * Chastity: [giggling]
 * Purity: [panting] Don't worry, Unity! I'll get him!
 * Chastity: [giggling]
 * [thud]


 * Chastity: [giggling]
 * Charity: Chastity! Wait! Slow down!


 * Humility: We'll never find my sweet little virtue baby!
 * Temper: Oh, hey, Chastity.
 * Humility: Wait, what? Oh, thank goodness! Let's get out of here!


 * Charity: Did you virtues see Chastity?!
 * Patient: Um... no, but... Kind! Charity!
 * Purity: [groaning]
 * Patient: Virtue ghost! Ruuuuun!
 * Charity: This is totally spook-tacular! [laughing]
 * Seashell: Three tickets, please! Charity said it was spook-tacular!
 * Purity: What have I done?