Pranks a Marker/Transcript/Alt Version

[Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]

Purple Marker: Well, Rainbow Road Marker, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Marker-Land. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where i got my gag. [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.

Rainbow Road Marker: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie! [Rainbow Road Marker tries to open the can.]

Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?

Rainbow Road Marker: Nice try, Purple, but it's not gonna work this time. i'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?

Purple Marker: Aaaa! Oop, there it is, a small case, case-lightning-bulb.

Rainbow Road Marker: Tiny lightning bolt? ok. [taps the lightening bolt on the can.]

[Purple Marker enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]

Purple Marker: Ah! [Rainbow Road Marker enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything i said it would be, Rainbow Road Marker?

Rainbow Road Marker: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Rainbow Road Marker is in] Oh, darn it, not again! [Purple Marker walks behind the gags] Quick! Make sure they're all off! He unlocks the room. Plugs them in.

Rainbow Road Marker: bah! Another plan! [Purple Marker reads from his comic book, munching on a Prickly heat flavored popsicle. An old fish named Greedy Marker enters the scene.]

Greedy Marker: Good to see you, Purple Marker. How's my number one customer doing?

Purple Marker: Great, Greedy Marker. This is my friend Rainbow Road Marker. He wants to become a prankster, too.

Greedy Marker: [walks up to Rainbow Road Marker] Well, pleasure to meet you, Rainbow Road Marker. [shakes Rainbow Road Marker's hand, but Greedy Marker has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Rainbow Road Marker. Rainbow Road Marker screams and sucks on his hand. Greedy Marker laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.

Rainbow Road Marker: i don't get it.

Greedy Marker: [holding up one hand] Right, Mr. Jackpot. See you tonight.

Greedy Marker: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Rainbow Road Marker chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.

Rainbow Road Marker: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] i don't get it.

Cannon: [shows Rainbow Road Marker some fish] i don't get it either. The fish is huge, and there's a sticker on it that says, dangerously, $99.99. Your security guard, is having a discussion with his accountant. His accountant nods and smiles. Your security guard nods. He then walks behind the desk and beats the guy to death with a bat.

Guy: i. i can't believe this is going on. As he leaves.

Purple Marker: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?

Greedy Marker: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.

Purple Marker: What else have you got? [Greedy Marker holds up a whoopee cushion.]

Greedy Marker: a whoopee cushion.

Purple Marker: Nah. [Greedy Marker holds up fake vomit.]

Greedy Marker: Fake vomit.

Purple Marker: No. [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]

Greedy Marker: Real vomit?

Purple Marker: Eww! Don't you have anything good?

Greedy Marker: Well, there is one prank that i've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!

Purple Marker: Wow, invisible spray!

Greedy Marker: Now, they think they have a dollar and they'll think their buddy's real and they'll be curious so here's what you need. a real towel! a real empty pot! a "pen" that can write into the "a" on a "note pad" so all of your friends can sign in with their fake dollar.

Purple Marker: [picks up a six pack of beer.]

[title card: "three days ago". We pan across the "prankster" still putting on his prank of the day clown suit, to see he is changing into a new suit every minute, also he is pretending to write different things on his notes, one of which is "Goodbye special effect."]

Even so, these items don't seem to get rid of him. He still runs around his neighborhood. He calls his mom so she can get him to give the money. and. He gets voice mail.

[Purple Marker gives Greedy Marker some money.]

Greedy Marker: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.

Purple Marker: Thanks, Greedy Marker. [he and Rainbow Road Marker walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker outside.] Here it is, Rainbow Road Marker. The ultimate prank, invisible spray.

Rainbow Road Marker: What are we gonna do with it?

Purple Marker: i know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair. [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Blue Marker, Serenity Marker, Danger Marker, Ecosystem Marker, Marker?, and Marker for the Black Baseplate.]

Blue Marker: They're floating in midair!

Danger Marker: How do they do that? [The thought bubble disappears.]

Rainbow Road Marker: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Purple Marker! [Rainbow Road Marker gives Purple Marker a thumbs up.]

Purple Marker: Well, let's get started.

Rainbow Road Marker: We'll sit on the bench and spray it, then when people get close we'll disappear for a few moments, then spring back up and float again! [They don't realize they're floating.]

[Suddenly all of a sudden they look up at the bench where they were sitting.]

[The scene changes to reveal that while everyone was sitting it was totally clear Purple Marker was gone. Rainbow Road Marker stares into the distance, a look of despair on his face. Markerwe sits down on the bench and speaks to Rainbow Road Marker.]

Markerwe: Rainbow Road? That was weird. [Rainbow Road Marker takes off his shorts.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Okay, i'm ready. [Rainbow Road Marker drops his pants on the ground.]

Purple Marker: Any particular reason you took your pants off?

Rainbow Road Marker: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?

Purple Marker: That it does, Rainbow Road Marker, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Rainbow Road Marker takes the can of spray while Purple Marker takes off his pants. Rainbow Road Marker hugs the can.] Okay, Rainbow Road Marker, give me the can.

Rainbow Road Marker: i think since spraying the park bench was my idea, i should get to spray it.

Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker, spraying the park bench was my idea.

Rainbow Road Marker: Yeah, but i said it was a good idea!

Purple Marker: Give me that thing.

Rainbow Road Marker: It's in the bathroom. [Rainbow Road Marker takes out the picture of otto on the floor.]

Purple Marker: Why?

ButtDrum: Do you think this is funny?

Purple Marker: Yes, Rainbow Road Marker. i do.

ButtDrum: i don't think so.

Purple Marker: Give me that, Rainbow Road Marker.

[Purple Marker grabs the can and he and Rainbow Road Marker wrestle over it. Purple Marker accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]

Rainbow Road Marker: Hey, the invisible spray works! [a tour bus drives up.]

Serenity Marker: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint! [The passengers laugh and Serenity Marker laugh. The bus drives off. Purple Marker covers his lower half]

Purple Marker: Oh my gosh, Rainbow Road Marker, help me find our clothes!

Rainbow Road Marker: Fine! [Rainbow Road Marker and Yellow are putting Purple Markers shirt on. They also fight over his pants. Rainbow Road Marker finally unbuttons the shirt and puts it on himself. He then pushes Yellow away and looks in the mirror. He sees a dark waterhole-type monster. Purple Marker sighs and runs away. Rainbow Road Marker then kicks the monster in the ass, but then looks down and sees that he's naked. He screams. end montage

[Purple Marker pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Rainbow Road Marker sprays Purple Marker's right hand and it disappears]

Rainbow Road Marker: i gotta hand it to you, Purple Marker. You look kinda funny. [Rainbow Road Marker laughs and Purple Marker screams.]

Purple Marker: Righty, where are you? [Rainbow Road Marker laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Rainbow Road Marker making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh? [Rainbow Road Marker takes the can.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Yeah. [He sprays Purple Marker's upper left corner.] i see what you mean. [Purple Marker takes the spray can and sprays Rainbow Road Marker's lower half.]

Purple Marker: No guts, no glory! [laughs]

French Narrator: Several bad puns later. [The scene returns to Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker, who are now invisible. Rainbow Road Marker shakes the can.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Oh, hey, i think this thing is empty. [Purple Marker grabs the can and shakes it.]

Purple Marker: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Rainbow Road Marker. You used the last of it. [Purple Marker throws the can far away.]

Rainbow Road Marker: i'll make do. Meanwhile, over in the. Underground school.

We see Rainbow Road Marker walking down the hallway with his backpack slung over his shoulder. The hall is dark and endless. Suddenly Rainbow Road Marker stops in his tracks. As he turns a corner, he realizes that. --cut to the roof top. a huge hole is being blown away with the energy of his backpack.

[They walk up behind Blue Marker.]

Purple Marker: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?

Blue Marker: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.

Purple Marker: Thank you.

Blue Marker: Don't mention it. [Blue Marker turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Don't mention what?

Blue Marker: Uh, who said that?

Rainbow Road Marker: Me.

Blue Marker: [screams] Ghosts! [Blue Marker runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Hey, i'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!

Blue Marker: What nerve! i was sitting right next to him! [There are children on a bench.]

Rainbow Road Marker: [looking at the children and sings] i am the ghost. i have been here before. i've seen this man before. i'll tell him then. Children, we have traveled far to see this ghost! [the children jump off the bench and run toward them.]

Rainbow Road Marker: We're the children of one and the same man. [He gets up on his hands and knees.]

Rainbow Road Marker: [He walks toward Blue Marker and holds the Bible up in the air. Then he cries and lifts Blue Marker off the ground.]

Rainbow Road Marker: And i told you before i could see the holy spirit. There is the spirit in my eye! All right, children, i told you before. Children, i command you to return to the ground! One by one the children fall back into the ground. i am the boogey-man! Stop it now, you children. The boogey-man is here again. Up there! i see him!! Children, i will tell you what to do. Don't all of you stop now. And with all respect, i'm not human. (Very funny.)

Purple Marker: Wait a second, Rainbow Road Marker, my brain just hatched an idea.

Rainbow Road Marker: Lay it on me.

Purple Marker: Okay, we're invisible, right?

Rainbow Road Marker: Yeah.

Purple Marker: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Marker-Land. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Whoo! High five! [They give each other a high five]

Purple Marker: Let's go scare us some suckers!

Rainbow Road Marker: Hit 'em! Everybody out! [They start out and they don't stop]

Mint Marker: Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, i thought i heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] i thought i left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't i toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did i acquire all these portraits of Rainbow Road Marker? [Photos of Rainbow Road Marker are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Mint Marker turns around and sees Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: We're ghosts. [Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker wail again. Mint Marker laughs.]

Mint Marker: i knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts! Who are the ghosts?

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: We're the ghosts! It's just the continuing saga of The Mint Marker Mermaid and we're going to unravel it all over this ocean of chairs.

Mint Marker: No, no, no! You can't do that! i won't let you do that! i'm the Mint Marker Mermaid! i'm Mint Marker! i'll stop anything you want to do! [points to herself] i am Mint Marker! i'm Mint Marker! Except for the occasional Goofy eyes and smile, and hair that never stays perfect, and occasionally wrinkly skin, this woman is me! i am Mint Marker!

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Mint Marker, we're the monsters. This show's a fictitious reality tv show. You are not a present-day Mint Marker Mermaid. [pulls away a single strand of tangled hair] You are a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe, a tv grandma. You are The One True Mint Marker Mermaid. i created you. You're a portrait of my tortured youth, but now that i have you back and feel you're safe with me. You are truly me. You deserve better. You deserve love.

Mint Marker smiles: There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Mint Marker's world.

Purple Marker: Boy, we really scared her! [Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker laugh.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Who's gonna be our next victim?

Purple Marker: a better question would be, "Who isn't?" [The scene changes to show Magenta Marker's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]

Magenta Marker: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Rainbow Road Marker and possibly Purple Marker eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Rainbow Road Marker's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!

Purple Marker: Hey, ghosts! [He picks up a pair of ghosts on a hanger- Ace of Spades. He walks around with a coffin in hand and speaks to Rainbow Road Marker.]

[Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Yellow Marker painting and humming to himself at his house. Purple Marker and/or Rainbow Road Marker takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]

Yellow Marker: Huh? [Purple Marker and/or Rainbow Road Marker paint(s) a mustache under Yellow Marker's nose. The two wail ghostly. Yellow Marker crashes through the wall and runs away.]

Yellow Marker: Ghosts! i'll show them all! So long! Go on!! "Go on!!!" Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes. end Flashback Theatre montage. Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage. As the track ends, the answering machine rings. It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler. She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more i'll say to you Once more i am to blame Then once again i am innocent once again i'll marry Anne if she will let me

The voice of Purple Marker answers.

[The scene changes to show Sand Marker surfing at Goo Lagoon. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker surf up to Sand Marker, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!

Sand Marker: Ghosts! [Sand Marker screams while falling off the board.]

Purple Marker: Aaaaagh! Sand Marker is lifted off the board.

Rainbow Road Marker sees Sand Marker’s terrifying appearance and joins in.

[Crayon appears waving her arms wildly.]

Crayon: Ghosts!

[Snow Marker appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]

Snow Marker: Ghosts!

[White Marker appears, scared with arms on his head.]

White Marker: Ghosts!

[Firefly Marker appears in a sort of screaming position.]

Firefly Marker: Ghosts!

[Lilypad Marker appears holding a piece of toast.]

Lilypad Marker: Toast.

[Knight Marker appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]

Knight Marker: Ghosts!

[Spook Marker appears holding his stomach.]

Spook Marker: Ghosts! .

[Crayon and Snow Marker stand side by side, facing the cell.]

Crayon and Snow Marker: Zombies! .

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Crayon and Snow Marker: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Lilypad Marker: i’m so scared.

Crayon and Snow Marker: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

Lilypad Marker: Uh huh.

Crayon: Zombies!

None of them hear what the other one says next.

[The scene changes to show the cave at night. Markerseed peers out of the blinds.]

Markerseed: Ghosts? Ha! i ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief. [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Markerseed neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, i'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Markerseed is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And i'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, i've got me secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on. [The lights black turn off. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker wail ghostly.]

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [As they open the front door] Markerseed!

Markerseed: Wha? [Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]

Purple Marker: Markerseed, we've come to haunt you.

Rainbow Road Marker: And we've got a plan to get you back into town. But don't make any mistakes.

Purple Marker: Yes, ghost boy! [They start walking through the door on top of a barrel. The cave chases them.]

Markerseed: Pssht! Shhh! Don't talk! [The cave falls on them and the door slams shut.]

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Oof! [they bounce up on top of a table.]

ghost boy: Purple Marker!

Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker!

Rainbow Road Marker: What are you guys doing here?

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Bumboat!!!

ghost boy: No hard feelings, huh?

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Bumboat. (then, frustrated) Wavy eights. (then) Six feet a second. They are good.

ghost boy: So i was thinking maybe we could be friends.

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: Bumboat.

ghost boy: Bum.

[Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker moan ghostly. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Markerseed hits the ball faster.]

Markerseed: i'm warning ya! [Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker moan. Purple Marker or Rainbow Road Marker stops the ball. Purple Marker or Rainbow Road Marker then cuts the string.]

Markerseed: [shivering] Ooh!

Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [quietly] Boo. [They are laughing uncontrollably.]

Markerseed: i gotta get out of here! [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]

Purple Marker: You can't escape, Markerseed. We've glued the door shut. [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the cave.]

Markerseed: [off-screen] You'll never get me! [Markerseed tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]

Rainbow Road Marker: Nice try, Markerseed, but we replaced all the glass with rubber! [Markerseed dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]

Purple Marker: Too late, Markerseed, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Markerseed cowers in a corner.]

Markerseed: Please, spirits, leave me be. [a green cloud hovers over Markerseed, then fades away. He shivers. Now, a very scary Pizzicato Doll (robin) floats down from the ceiling. He glares at Markerseed. Markerseed stumbles into a black hole of acid. Rainbow Road Marker and Rainbow Road Marker's Mom enter. Markerseed points to the acid in a nearby pile of garbage]

Dooby-Doo: that's all i want. [He flips the pile, showing all the empty trash bins. It's all just piles of garbage]

Rainbow Road Marker: [downcast] Purple Marker's puffy cloud!

Markerseed hangs his head in despair.

Markerseed: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!

Purple Marker: Pay! [a dollar floats in the air]

Markerseed: No!

Purple Marker: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]

Markerseed: No! Don't burn me dollar!

Purple Marker: Dollar!

Markerseed: No!

Purple Marker: No sir! i'll take the whole dollar!

Purple Marker climbs up into the vent, begins climbing up Purple Marker's legs. Markerseed quickly grabs hold of the burnt dollar and begins to pull the water out of the pipe. As Purple Marker ascends, his weight increases. He tries to look for a vent. Don't let him die! [The water bubbles.]

[Markerseed grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker.

Purple Marker: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] i know not these names of which you speak. [Rainbow Road Marker looks down and notices that he is visible.]

Rainbow Road Marker: Uh, Purple Marker. Purple Marker, we're visible again. [points at the bucket of water that drips on him and them] And the water's running out, Rainbow Road Marker. The water's running out.

Rainbow Road Marker: Don't worry about it. There's water here somewhere. We just need some space to swim. We need more time to get through this routine.

Purple Marker: [notices the view of Purple Marker floating towards the screen] Wait for me. Rainbow Road Marker, we're standing on the wrong side of the screen, you two can walk into my dream, can't we? Purple Marker, no. This is our whole world, and we're not supposed to be here. i have come here to explore.

Rainbow Road Marker: [stepping in the water, holding onto Rainbow Road Marker's arm] You guys are still going around taking our dreams away, are you?

[Markerseed lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]

Markerseed: So you two are the Marker-Land ghosts.

Steph: We are.

Markerseed: Of course.

Steph: You and Dara Dio are soul mates? [Dara Dio shrugs: i guess so.]

Markerseed: Well this was before they moved to the big water. i am too old to still hunt living things. It is the death of all soul mates. My friends call it fin ki last tassimo. The joining of their bodies in a single continuum. [Dara Dio and Steph look up at him]

Markerseed: i was ninety four last month. And you.you are -

Purple Marker: We're really sorry, Markerseed. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em. [Markerseed puts them down.]

Markerseed: Hey, come on, boys, i'm hip! i pulled my share of pranks when i was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?

Purple Marker: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes. [They all laugh again.]

Mr. Purple Marker: That's hilarious, Purple Marker! Uh, Purple Marker, uh, what are the chances of us catching a cold from holding an invisible pail in one of theEMTs' cubbies? Come on, boys, what do you say?

Purple Marker: Well, i-i-i guess if there were a chance of catching a cold from holding an invisible pail, i'd say it's slim to none. [They all laugh.] Uh, um, let's not go there, huh?

Purple Marker: Alright, no harm, no foul, but are we going to have to put our backs to the Toodles' cubbies while we put our backs to their cubbies?

Purple Marker: Well, i-i thought it would be a harmless prank we could pass off on the boys.

Purple Marker: Well, i-i-i guess if there were a chance of us catching a cold from- from- from holding an invisible pail in one of the emt's- emt's cubbies, i'd say it's none.

Purple. Marker: Uh, Purple Marker, uh, are you udderly positive that the Emp-esterium Extermination Pail isn't contaminated with invisible paint?

Purple Marker: i-i-i know it for certain, uh, it's-it's unsanitary. There's invisible stuff all over my- my-my buns, and i don't know what i'm doing, i-i-i don't know what i'm talking about. i-i'm talking. Uh, Marker Marker, uh, do you know how that pail could be contaminated with invisible paint?

Purple Marker: i-i-i don't know. i-i-i don't know. It's-it's-it's-the Pail's- Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's  The Pail's-the Pail's-the Pail's the Pail's Pail. a cake. a Marker cake. Three yards square. [a white, round light shines on Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Serenity Marker, Sand Marker, Magenta Marker, Mint Marker, Yellow Marker, Ecosystem Marker, Knight Marker, Cyan Marker, Lavender Marker, Wood Marker, Mimic Marker, Blue Marker, Sunlight Marker, Jumpscare Marker, Obby Marker, Gilded Marker, Fishbowl Marker, two Green Markers, Dirt Marker, and Grass Marker.]

Markerseed: The cave presents. live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Marker-Land Ghosts! [Blue Marker, Mimic Marker, Knight Marker, Gilded Marker, Foliage Marker, and Lavender Marker are shown cheering. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker scream while trying to cover themselves up. Markerseed laughs teasingly. Mint Marker whistles at them as Magenta Marker takes a picture. Yellow Marker laughs. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker keep trying to cover themselves.] The end.