There Will Be Blood (7 Virtues)/Transcript

Haunting:

 * (The Episode Begins with Rarity Sitting on her Balcony Trying on Binoculars)
 * (With it, Rarity Can See at the Same Time)
 * (Now Rarity Sees Humility Eating Food in her Place)
 * (In the Other Way, she Sees Charity Sneaking Forward)
 * (Rarity Understands What's Happening, and Calls Verity)
 * Rarity: Verity, a boy Virtue is trying to take Humility.
 * Verity: What should I do? I can't handle her alone.
 * Rarity: Go to the window, Verity, and see what they're really up to.
 * Verity: I don't dare.
 * Rarity: Do it anyway.
 * (Verity Looks Out the Window, and Sees Charity Going to Humility)
 * Verity: Why, that fat skink. I'll show him.
 * (Charity Gives Humility a Nut)
 * Charity: Come along and you'll get...
 * (Suddenly, Verity Moans Like a Ghost)
 * Verity: Woooooo!
 * (Charity and Humility Watch)
 * (There's a Ghost in Verity's Place)
 * (Charity Rushes From There, He's Very Scared of Ghosts)
 * Charity: They say there's no such thing.
 * Humility: Then it's still awful to see one!
 * (Humility is Also Afraid of the Ghost, but Calms Down Quickly When Verity Lifts the Sheet up)
 * Verity: My sister Rarity figured I was going to haunt.
 * Charity: Shanty, a ghost scared me.
 * Shanty: I'm not paying you for fairy tales!

Charity Talks About Capacity/Charity Pranks Verity:

 * (Scene Cuts to Verity's House)
 * Announcer: And that was the latest Taylor Swift at the New York Band. And now, for all you folks who ends at the contest for a date with The Vocalisters lead singer, Capacity, tomorrow's the big day. If you're the winner, this little girl could call you.
 * Verity: She's gorgeous!
 * Charity: You really like her, don't you, Verity?
 * Verity: Like her? I love her! Can you imagine if I won the date with her? Oh! Charity, what if she really calls me? What'll I say? What'll I wear?
 * (The Door Bell Rings)
 * Charity: Maybe that's her.
 * (Verity Rushes to the Door, Screaming with Delight)
 * Rarity: You're not gonna believe it! The cooking with cup cake TV show wants me to send in a video of me baking something. I'm gonna be a star!
 * Charity: Hey, Patient gave me her video camera. Maybe I could tape it for you.
 * Rarity: Gee, Charity, would you? I'd really appreciate it.
 * Charity: It's a deal.
 * (Meanwhile, at School)
 * Calamity: An isosceles triangle is a triangle with two equal angles, and two sides that are the same length.
 * (School Bell Rings)
 * Calamity: Don't forget term projects are due on Monday. Have a nice weekend.
 * (Scene Fades to Verity's House)
 * (Verity's Phone Rings)
 * Verity: I'll get it. Hello? Who?!
 * Charity (Imitating Capacity's Voice): Capacity here.
 * Verity: Oh, Ms. Capacity, is it really you?
 * Charity: The one and only dreamboat.
 * Verity: You mean I've won? We're really going out on a date?
 * Charity: You'd better believe it, poundcake.
 * (Verity Squeals with Delight)
 * Charity: Cool it, cool it. I hate it with my fans, but my public, so I want it to be a little private.
 * Verity: Private. Right, whatever you say. I don't care.
 * Charity: Good. Meet me at the top of the clock tower at 6pm tonight.
 * Verity: Got it. I'll be there, Ms. Capacity.
 * Charity: And, uh, call me Capacity, dollface. Bye-bye.
 * (Charity Laughs, Thinking it's a Joke)
 * Verity: Oh, yes! Yes! (Squeals with Delight)

Rarity's Cooking Disaster:

 * (Scene Fades to Rarity in the House)
 * Rarity (Off-Screen): Are you sure I need this hat?
 * Charity: Sure I'm sure. It makes you look like a real chef.
 * Rarity: Okay, whatever you say, Charity. You're the director.
 * Charity: Lights, camera, action!
 * Rarity: Uh, t-t-today I'm g-g-g-gonna make a l-l-l-lemon pie. Start w-w-with the cup of flour--
 * Charity (Off-Screen): I can't see! Where's the bowl?!
 * Rarity: Oh, there it is. (Nervous Giggle) N-Now let's add two tablespoons of sugar.
 * (Rarity Tips the Milk Over, and Spills it)
 * (Rarity Gasps)
 * Rarity: Oh, no!
 * (Rarity Tries to Pick up the Milk)
 * Charity: Never mind the milk. Get to the salt.
 * (Rarity Does That)
 * Charity (Off-Screen): No, Rarity, not the salt! More flour!
 * Rarity: Not more flour!
 * Charity (Off-Screen): Squeeze the lemons, will you?!
 * (Rarity Tries to Go as Fast as She Can)
 * Charity: Come on, hurry up, Rarity! I'm running out of tape!
 * (Rarity Puts the Pie in the Oven)
 * Rarity: Sorry about the mess. The pie's gonna taste great.
 * Charity: Rarity, the oven!
 * (Rarity Opens the Over, and the Pie is Burnt)
 * Rarity: My pie! It's ruined, ruined!

Verity Pranked by Charity:

 * (Scene Fades to the Clock Tower)
 * Verity: Oh, no! I'm gonna be late!
 * (Verity Runs up the Stairs of the Clock tower a Few at a Time)
 * (Verity Gets to the Top to Find Rarity and Tendency There)
 * Verity: Rarity! Tendency! What are you two doing here?
 * Rarity: We-- We were waiting for Capacity.
 * Verity: That's not true. I have a date with Capacity.
 * Tendency: So do we.
 * Verity: But I won the contest.
 * Rarity: Us, too.
 * Verity, Rarity, and Tendency: Who's that?
 * (Patient Shows up)
 * Verity, Rarity, and Tendency: Patient?
 * Patient: But where's Capacity?
 * Charity (Deep Voice): Hi, dollfaces.
 * Verity: You're Capacity?
 * Charity (Normal Voice): Gotcha! (Laughing Hysterically) I did it! I really did it!
 * Verity: This is the worse practical joke you've ever pulled!
 * Charity: No, it's the best! You should've seen your face running up the step. I thought you were gonna bust a gun!
 * Patient: Charity, we're gonna bust you!
 * Charity: Hey, no, lighten up. Can't you take a little joke? It was just for fun.
 * (Verity, Rarity, Tendency, and Patient Looks Angry at Charity)

Another Day at School:

 * (Scene Fades to the School)
 * C.C.: Good morning, class. Before we begin with the presentation, let me congratulate you on this wonderful day of term projects. Humanity, would you like to be first?
 * Humanity: Yes, C.C.. Thank you.
 * (Humanity Walks Up)
 * Humanity: My project is a demonstration of a fender force, as it relates to molecules. And I've put together a model and a video to help explain it.
 * (The Video Shows Rarity’s Failed Cooking Attempt Instead)
 * Humanity (Off-Screen): Molecules are held together in a group which--
 * (The Class Laughs at the Video)
 * Rarity: Oh, man.
 * (The Video Goes On and On, and the Class Laughs More)
 * C.C.: Humanity, turn off the tape.
 * (Humanity Turns off the Tape)
 * C.C.: What is the meaning of this, Humanity?
 * Humanity: I-I-I honestly don't know. I don't know what happened. I was sabotaged.
 * (Charity Laughs Hysterically)
 * Charity: Gotcha!