Spooky Shorts! Happy Haunted House!/Transcript

Backyard
(Elina appears up on stage, using a hairbrush as a microphone. She is dressed as a witch.)

Elina: Ladies and demons.

(Laura then also appears on stage, holding a real microphone. He is dressed as a skeleton.)

Laura: Boys and ghouls.

Elina: Behold our new Halloween spectacular--

(The screen then zooms out to reveal a sheet with the words "Spooky Shorts" in purple paint.)

Elina and Laura: Spooky Shorts!

(It then changes to Karin, Cynthia, and the other animals. Cynthia is dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, and Karin is dressed as a wolf.)

Karin: Cynthia, do I really have to wear this mask? It smells putrid.

Cynthia: (angrily) Where's your Halloween spirit, Karin? I'm Little Red Riding Hood, so you have to be the big, bad wolf, OR ELSE MY COSTUME IS TOTALLY LAME!

Elina: For those of you curious as to what's happening, Spooky Shorts is a sequel to our variety program, Shortsgiving.

Laura: Wait, we're in a sequel? Then we got to make this thing bigger and more expensive.

(We then hear crickets chirping and crows cawing.)

Laura: (unimpressed) Cobwebs and paper bats, really? Is that the best we could do?

Elina: Now, hold your headless horseman, Laura. I've been planning a breathtaking stunt from Andromeda's Evil Book of Dark Magic.

Cynthia: Oh, can you turn Karin into an actual werewolf to better serve my costume?

Karin: If it gets rid of this smell, I'm open to the idea.

Elina: I'll do you one better, Cynthia. I'm going to summon an ACTUAL ghost.

Laura: Love it!

Elina: Well, first thing's first, let's enjoy a short that's so CUTE, it's SCARY. Enjoy "Chibi Rosemary Hills."

(Nothing appears on the screen.)

Elina: Uh, Papa, your cue.

Karin: (grunting) Can't work the projector with these dang paws.

Cynthia: I'm on it.

(She hits the projector with her basket.)

Rosemary Hills Chibi Tiny Tales: "Haunt of the Success"
(The chibi then starts with Music)

Mrs. Kryptling: "Our legend begins not too long ago. We red pandas met an invisible foe. It came and destroyed what we treasured most, our homes and our peace, and we named it the Ghost."

Kryptling Girls: "Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success, who knows where it will appear. Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success for us no living in fear."

Mrs. Kryptling: "We can't return home it keeps coming back, the ghost won't give up cause it likes to attack, living in hiding is all that we dared. We're tired and hungry, and so very scared."

Kryptling Girls: "Haunt, Haunt, Haunt of the success, it can be everywhere. Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success lives behind ever scare."

Mrs. Kryptling: "It's a threat that you can't see, who knows where it can be lurking behind every tree is it coming for me? So now we wait for our hero to come out of the sky like the rising sun, you drive out the ghost and act like it's fun. Milly Aniston, the chosen one."

(Then, someone suprising makes a cameo... and it's Elina! She is singing a Broken Karaoke. Mrs. Kryptling then walks in.)

Kryptling Girls: "Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success, who knows where it will appear. Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success for us no living in fear. Haunt, Haunt, Haunt of the success, it can be everywhere. Haunt, Haunt, Haunt for the success lives behind ever scare."

(Elina then offers Mrs. Kryptling to sing, but Mrs. Kryptling breaks the microphone, making Elina sad.)

Mrs. Kryptling: "So be aware and prepare for the haunt."

All: "Haunt of the success."

Backyard
Laura: (complaining) Hey, how come Elina got a cameo and not me?

Elina: Sh, sh, sh, with this green and slithering snake, sleepin' specter become awake!

(She then drops the snake, which is actually a garden hose, into the cauldron.)

Karin: (without the mask) Is that my garden hose?

Cynthia: (angrily) Karin! The mask stays on!

Karin: (puts his mask back on) Ugh, I want a new costume!

Laura: While we wait for Elina's spell to definitely work, let's roll a chibi short from "Rosemary Hills."

Rosemary Hills Chibi Tiny Tales: "Spooked"
(Valora and her Troops Walk Inside the Ghoul School)

Valora: Okay, guys, you search everywhere for Milly and catch her.

(A Bat Flew Towards Valora's Troops and Began to Tickle Tanner)

Tanner: (Laughs) Hey, stop that!

Valora: Come on, you're the one tickling you!

(Sibella Turns Back to her Dracula Self and Scare Valora's Troops)

(Tanner Screams and Jumps into Valora's Arms)

Valora: Oh, what is it?

Tanner: It's a dracula!

(Valora was heard by Tanner's said, she screams in fright)

Muriel: Run for it!

(Valora and her troops ran, but as they ran, they saw Elsa, she uses the joybuzzer to shock Roland)

Muriel: It's a Frankenstein!

(Muriel Carries Roland)

Valora: Gangway!

(Valora and her troops ran)

Roland: Sheesh! I'm scared!

Nella: What's that come from?

Num: How are you supposed to be appeared this one?

(Valora and her troops skids to a halt, they heard a howl sounded through the school, sending chills up Valora's troops' spine. They looked to the source of the noise and saw Winnie howling at the moon. Valora's troops scream in shock and ran away from her)

Nella: It's a werewolf!

Tanner: This place is haunted! Maybe we better get out of here.

(Valora and her troops stopped as they saw a sarcophagus)

Num: Hmm.... This one is so ancient. Who could it be?

Tanis (off-screen): (Giggling)

Valora: Huh? Who said that?

(The sarcophagus began to open, Tanis pops up, Valora and her troops yelped in shock and ran off, they skids to a stop as they saw Phantasma appears, she laughed as she spun her head around. Valora and her troops screamed in shock and ran away from her)

Valora: It's the ghouls! We're scared out of my wits!

Muriel: How did we could anyone to escape?

(Valora gasped in fear as they stopped running)

Muriel: Look!

(To their horror, they saw Ami and Yumi wearing ghost costumes as they began to haunt them)

(Ami & Yumi Moaning)

Muriel: GHOSTS!

Num: GHOSTS!

Roland: GHOSTS!

(Valora and her troops ran out of the school quickly. Finally, Milly and her friends looked at the window and smirked at where Valora and her troops ran)

Milly: We're glad we scared them!

Backyard
Cynthia: (bugged) Enough of these sugary clips! I thought these shorts were supposed to be spooky.

Elina: And I thought a spirit would accept my serpent sacrifice.

Laura: Hey, speaking of ghosts, let's roll a couple of chibi shorts from "The GHOST of Valora's Lab." And "The GHOST scaring Zora." See what I did there?

Rosemary Hills Chibi Tiny Tales: "Valora's Haunted Lab"
Valora: Muriel? Roland? Num? Nella? Tanner? Confound the troops where have they gone?

(But Valora suddenly heard the sound of ghosts moaning eerily, she becomes frightened)

Valora: Muriel? Roland? Num? Nella? Tanner? Where are you?!

(Valora Exits the Restroom, Frightened)

(She Then Runs Screaming Through the Hall)

(She Stops Running as Sees Milly, Leo, and Leah Disguised as Ghosts)

(Milly, Leo and Leah Moaning)

Valora: Ghosts! (She Runs Away) Get away from me! (She Pants and Screams as she ran) Don't spook me around my lab!

Rosemary Hills Chibi Tiny Tales: "Ghostly Haunts"
(Zora and her Henchmen Investigate Milly and her Friends)

(The Other of Milly's Friends Begin Rattle Chains)

(Zora and her Henchmen Jump in Fright and Think it Must Be One of Milly's Friends)

(Then They Resumed)

(Another One of Milly's Friends Makes Noises Like the Wind)

(Zora and her Henchmen Make Them Nervous)

Zora: It's just the wind. Yes, that's what it is. It's the wind.

(Emmy Whistling)

Emmy: Plan two, Max.

(Leo and Leah Moan Their Most Ghostly Moan)

(Zora and her Henchmen Make them Even More Nervous)

(Olivia Appears with her Costume and Speaking to Zora and her Henchmen in a Ghostly Voice)

(Nervously, Zora and her Henchmen Start to Walk Backwards, But they Bump into Grimly's Girls)

Grimly Girls: You are trespassing on Grimly property.

Phoebe: Promise us you'll never bother Milly or her friends again.

Zora: We promise.

Backyard
Elina: Hmm, maybe a ghost doesn't want to appear because they think that Cynthia will suck them up with a vaccum.

Cynthia: Both the living and the dead are correct to fear me. (She then takes out her sword.)''

Elina: Let's switch things up with a trip to "Battle for Dream Island" for back-to-back theme-song takeovers.

Battle for Dream Island Theme Song Takeover: "Teardrop Theme Song Takeover"
Gelatin: Lollipop, let's go! It's theme song time!

(Lollipop then hops on Gelatin's head.)

Lollipop: Woohoo! Race you to the glowing mushrooms!

(Suddenly, Leafy, Flower, and Four come out of nowhere. While Lollipop and Gelatin are startled, Gelatin's frenemy Teardrop slides down a rope.)

Teardrop: Not so fast, losers. In case you haven't noticed, this is a Theme Song Takeover!

Gelatin: (confused) Wait, what?

Teardrop: My story is like, ten times cooler than yours, Gelatin! It's about time the show's about me.

Gelatin: But...

Teardrop: Cue the music, Four!

(Four then turns on a boombox. Teardrop's version starts like the original theme song, but instead of it showing where Gelatin is, it shows Teardrop at Toad Tower. She is frightened, and then the camera zooms out to reveal Battle for Dream Island.)

Teardrop: (singing) I showed up here in the swamp,

with all these nasty weird toad dudes.

(One of the toad dudes eats a fly, which disgusts Teardrop.)

Teardrop: Their boss, Leafy, threw me in jail, with only bugs for food!

But then I helped fight these monster herons

and taught Leafy to be a charmer.

I gave up despairing 'cause Leafy made me lieutenant,

with this dope armor.

(She then looks at the mirror, and admires her new outfit.)

Teardrop: I trained the toad army,

I overworked them till they cried!

Every morning, I would teach them tai-chi

and do frog jumps till it hurt!

All the toads adored me!

We even made these custom T-shirts!

(It shows Four wearing Teardrop's T-shirt.)

I got my own palace, with this much improved cuisine!

Now the toads all treat me like their queen!

(Teardrop's version of the Battle for Dream Island theme song ends. Gelatin is slowly clapping for the former.)

Gelatin: Wow, great story, Teardrop, but I think this show works better with me as the main character.

Teardrop: Whatever! At least my version will be stuck in everyone's heads now. Come on, toads. Let's bounce.

(Teardrop, Leafy, Four, and Flower then leave.)

Lollipop: Gelatin, not to pick a fight, but I think I'm the show's main character.

Gelatin: (angrily) What?

Lollipop: Yeah, I'm the normal frog boy who saved the human monster, and then I take care of her.

Gelatin: Yeah, I don't think that's right, Lollipop.

Lollipop: Are you sure?

Gelatin: Lollipop, it's a fish-out-of-water story. I'm the fish.

Lollipop: (confused) Fish? Now you're just not making sense.

(They then exit the scene.)

Battle for Dream Island Theme Song Takeover: "X Theme Song Takeover"
(The short begins with Liy and Stapy exiting the house.)

Liy: Come on, Stapy. It's theme song time.

Stapy: Ugh! Does Lollipop have to fall on my head every time?

Liy: What the heck is that thing?

(It is then shown to be the sign for the Theme Song Takeover. X then appears.)

X: Hey, friends!

(She then hits her head on the Plantars' home sign.)

Stapy: Hi, X. You going to tell us why big, floating words are in front of our house?

X: Oh, yes, it's finally time for (singing) my theme song takeover. (normal) Aren't you curious what I was up to before we met?

Liy: (confused) A theme song what now?

Stapy: Not especially.

X: It'll make more sense in a second. Cue the music!

(We wait for a moment, but nothing happens.)

X: (realizing) Oh, wait, I have the music. Boop.

(X's version starts like the original theme song, but instead of it showing where Gelatin is, it shows X at Newtopia. She is excited, and then the camera zooms out to reveal Battle for Dream Island.)

X: Woke up in Newtopia, where I fell down

a flight of stairs.

Broke my leg

but luckily, the newts have

free public health care.

(It shows X's cast, and then zooms out to a nurse observing X, 8-Ball watching her, and X sipping a juice.)

X: So then I became a loyal ranger,

and I fought this creepy cult.

Kept folks out of danger, slaying

a killer cobra with a

catapult! I lived on a warship,

became a Flipwart champion!

Soon I was the king's trusted advisor.

I studied salamander brains. Tried bug appetizers-- YUM!

And for fun, DM'd some campaigns.

(The music stops for a moment. X and four others are playing a roleplay game. Two of them are asleep, while the other two are still awake.)

X: (speaking) OK if you want to pick up the longsword, I need you to roll for a strength check because your character is, like, a little wood elf and, uh-- THIS WILL BE FUN EVENTUALLY, GUYS! TRUST ME! (singing) I love it in Battle for Dream Island,

so much adventure still to see!

Hope nothing bad

ever happens to me!

(X's version of the Battle for Dream Island theme song ends. Liy and Stapy congratulate the former.)

Stapy: Dang, you accomplished a lot in three months.

X: Well, as the locals say, you can sleep when you've burrowed deep beneath the soil.

Liy: Amen, sister.

Stapy: What?

X: Anywho, I got to head back to Newtopia.

(She whistles for her bird, Joe Sparrow, and climbs on his back.)

X: Farewell, my friends!

(She then flies away.)

Stapy: Bye, X!

Liy: See you later, alligator.

Stapy: (scared) Ah, alligator, where?

Liy: Don't worry. It's just a meaningless human platitude.

(Suddenly, an alligator arrives.)

Stapy: (screaming) Ah! You summoned him!

Liy: I have powers!

Backyard
Elina: All right, Laura, you try reading the spell this time.

Laura: (exhales) Spirit appear out of thin air. Accept this blood of a grizzly bear!

(Elina then drops a glass jar filled with red liquid into the cauldron. A shattering is heard afterwards.)

Cynthia: Ah, they slayed their first grizzly.

Karin: (scared) They did WHAT?!

Elina: It's not actually blood. It's you homemade tomato juice that you spent all week making.

Karin: Elina, tomatoes aren't in season again till the summer.

Elina: Sorry, I just thought I could subsititute the sinister ingredients with whatever looked close enough.

Laura: Woof, if we don't summon a ghost by sundown, our sequel will be a flop.

Elina: We can do this. (to the viewers) It's not like I haven't made a ghost friend before.

Laura: (oblivious) Who are you talking to?

Random Rings: "Elina Calls a Hotel"
(phone ringing) (Begin visualizing:) (End of visualization)
 * Sabine: Thanks for calling the historic Pinnacle Hotel. This is Sabine. How can I assist you?
 * Elina: Why, hello, Sabine.
 * Elina: I was just wondering if your hotel is a normal hotel.
 * Sabine: Oh, I would say the Pinnacle Hotel is anything but normal.
 * Elina: Oh, good.
 * Sabine: Wonderful.
 * Elina: Do you feel like there's all kinds of strange happenings around the hotel?
 * Sabine: Uh---
 * Elina: Have the eyes in the paintings on the walls been moving around?
 * Sabine: (pauses for a moment) Sorry, what?
 * Elina: Has anybody heard voices or something that might sound like this? OOOOOHHHHHHH.
 * Sabine: I really don't think that's the case.
 * Elina: I heard that there's been lots of events happening at your hotel that cannot be explained, Sabine.
 * Sabine: Well, we did have a incident in the kitchen.
 * Elina: I guess what you're saying is the hotel is haunted.
 * Sabine: Oh, I never said that.
 * Elina: No, no, it's actually exactly what I'm looking for. I'm looking to make a ghost friend.
 * Sabine: A ghost friend?
 * Elina: You see, I have lots of activities planned for this ghost--- We'll call her Sabine--- for Sabine and I to do.
 * Sabine: OK.
 * Elina: We'd go to the spa. We'd have some high tea.
 * Sabine: We do have a tea room. I could put you down.
 * Elina: Right. Perfect. Make a reservation for Elina Shimmer and Sabine the ghost.
 * Sabine ''(OS): Listen, there are no ghosts at the Pinnacle Hotel.
 * Elina: Wait. I don't know why I didn't realize this sooner. Are you perhaps the ghosts?
 * Sabine: Um, what? I'm not a ghost, OK?
 * Elina: I had a strong feeling in my bones that you are.
 * Sabine ''(OS): Listen, if this is a joke, I'm very busy.
 * Elina: No, don't hang up, Sabine. Sabine, no, no, no. (pause for a moments)
 * Sabine: Listen, please.
 * Elina: Oh, you're still there.
 * Sabine: Uh, yes. I uh---
 * Elina: Oh, good.
 * Sabine: We take our clients very seriously. OK, if you wanna stay here, please come on down.
 * Elina: If you can book a lunch for---
 * Sabine: Absolutely.
 * Elina: Elina Shimmer---
 * Sabine: Yes.
 * Elina: --and Sabine the ghost.
 * Sabine: (furiously) OK! All right.
 * Elina: I'll see you later, ghost friend.
 * (Sabine hangs up the call.)

Backyard
Laura: (laughs) That was a good one, Elina. Now, let's watch more "Random Rings" starring me!

Random Rings: "Laura Calls Zombies"
(Welcome back! We open to Olivia Tsuzurabara, a.k.a. Olivia of the show fame once again, who gets a phone call. She answers.) (Laura Marche, dressed as Sabine, is on the other end.) (Laura laughs on her end.) (Which he tussles, making a slimey sound - did he wax it? He tears off a page from his phonebook as he dials another number.) (Which so happens to be Melissa.) (Melissa is just confused. So, so confused.) (Laura dials again!) (And it's none other than Sabine L'amour.) (Laura yelps!) (Laura is surprised Sabine remembers him; he smugly looks towards us.) (Olivia has an idea.) (Laura is in disbelief; Elina is cooler than the legendary Laura Marche himself?!) (Said fashion icon is next to him, combing Melissa dressed as a goat.] (Laura reddens up...) ''(Cynthia swings her sword with an angry look!... cutting bread. Laura is in even more disbelief.) (Laura seethes some more...) (Laura can't take it anymore!) (slams his head on book) (Emotional music plays in the background...) (And that's our moral.) (And Laura's back to being the wild guy we all know and love.) (Laura is now covered with dirt and grime.) (End...?) (chomping...) (Oh, hey, Melissa. She is currently eating another page off the phonebook.) (Melissa bleats. End.)''
 * Olivia: Hello?
 * Laura: 'Ey, Olivia! It's me, Sabine! I'm just callin' so i can hang out with you and all your other cool... "zom-bros".
 * Olivia: Wait. Is this Laura Marche?
 * Laura: The only thing that's green is my sweet hairdo, Olivia!
 * Laura: Hold on, I'm calling your cousin.
 * Melissa: Hello?
 * Laura:  ' Ey, Melissa! It's your frenemy Sabine! You down for another rap battle?
 * Olivia: Melissa, it's Olivia. (Laura snickers) We're being prank-called by Laura Marche.
 * Laura: (starts to beat-box) My name is Sabine! This is not a prank! (spins and continues to sing, using the phone as a mic) I'm drawin' a blank! heh...
 * Melissa: Laura. Why are you doing this?
 * Laura: Stand by!
 * Sabine: Hello?
 * Laura: IT'S WILL OF THE WEREWOLF!
 * Olivia: Sabine, this is Olivia.
 * Melissa: And this is Melissa. Laura Marche is prank-calling us.
 * Sabine: Oh - Laura Marche! I love that kid!
 * Laura: If by "kid," you mean... (goes into serious mode while a stinger plays) The zombie boy named Sabine who helped all the werewolves.......... Then yes, that's me.
 * Olivia: Hey. If you're really Sabine, and not Laura, I'm... sure you won't mind saying that Laura's sister Elina is the coolest girl ever.
 * Sabine: Oh, Elina? She's a fashion icon!
 * Sabine: Her purple dress... (Elina starts to notice) the puffy sleeves... and don't even get me started on her hair. (Elina waves her hair, flattered.)''
 * Melissa: You know, just my two cents, but Cynthia is the bomb!
 * Melissa: If I was awarding the best Green, she'd easily get a silver medal.
 * Olivia: And for bronze. ...Don't they have a pet goat...?
 * Laura: NO I'M LAURA I'M THE BEST I DESERVE THE GO-O-OLD!!!!!!!!
 * Melissa: Wait, Laura? (notices; sarcastically) But we thought you were Sabine!
 * Laura: Llook, I just think you Disney stars are so cool! And... I thought you'd only want to be my friend if I... lied to ya and... pretended to be your zom-bro.
 * Sabine: Aw, Laura... you don't have to pretend to be somebody else.
 * Melissa: We'd love to hang out with you. Anytime. All you need to do is be yourself.
 * Laura: Be my...self?
 * Melissa: Yeah...
 * Laura: HEY Y'ALL MEET ME IN THE FOREST WE'RE GONNA GO CHASE SOME SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!
 * The Three: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............
 * Laura: Don't forget to cover yourself with dirt and leaves for camouflage! SEE YA THERE IN TWENTY!!!!!! WEE-HEE!!!!!!!
 * Olivia: Laura?
 * Olivia: Ya still there?
 * Melissa: Buddy? Zom-bro?
 * Sabine: Is he still pretending to be a zombie...?

Random Rings: "Elina and Laura Call Area 51"
(phone ringing) (Begin visualizing:) (End of visualization.) (End call.)
 * Elina and Laura: It's ringing.
 * [Hilary - Bunkerville, NV]
 * Hilary: Area 51. You have Hilary.
 * Elina: Hello, this is... Shmelina Nimmer.
 * Hilary: 'Kay.
 * Elina: This is the Area 51 to confirm, yes?
 * Hilary: This is Area 51 Comics.
 * Elina: All right, "friendly comic book store owner"... We just wanna know about aliens.
 * Laura: Yes, hi, I was also wondering about aliens.
 * [Pause; Hilary begins to realize the children's naivety and gullibility and smirks.]
 * Elina ''(OS): Hello?
 * Hilary: Yeah, are you, like, between the ages of 8 and 13 and you looked up Area 51 in a phone book?
 * Laura: Yes, this is what we're--
 * Elina: No, we're adults! I'm 45!
 * [Hilary smirks again.]
 * Hilary: You guys cracked the code.
 * Hilary: We are the real Area 51 in the middle of the desert.
 * Laura: Tell us everything.
 * Hilary: OK, are you really ready for this?
 * Laura: Yes.
 * Elina: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, what aliens eat?
 * Hilary ''(OS): They're exclusively eat prunes, then plums, then prunes again.
 * Laura ''(OS): Oh, my gosh, like Grandma.
 * Elina: Can you tell us what his favorite hobbies are?
 * Hilary: Their hobbies have a wide range of mostly rocket sports.
 * Elina: Wow.
 * Hilary: They came here millions of years ago...
 * Laura: Oh, gosh...
 * Hilary: ...and planted the idea of nets in our subconscious.
 * Laura: Do you have an alien in your "comic book shop"?
 * Hilary: Ummm.... Thank you for going back to the code. Only by saying comic book shop have you unlocked the next level of information, which is for me to confirm that, yes, I do have an alien here.
 * Laura ''(OS): I knew it.
 * Hilary ''(OS): And I'm going to go and put them on the line.
 * Laura ''(OS): Yes, please.
 * Hilary: (clears her throat, inhale, and then makes alien noises) Meep merp merp moop.
 * Laura: Oh, my gosh.
 * Hilary: Sorry, let me translate. They say "greetings, I already know your heart."
 * Laura: Wow.
 * Elina: That's so sweet.
 * Hilary: Obviously, this stay between us.
 * Elina: Of course.
 * Laura: Absolutely.
 * Hilary ''(OS): I can find a 45-year-old named Shmelina, and, you know, I can tap into your phone lines.
 * Laura: Well, good luck.
 * Hilary: Good luck?
 * Laura: Yeah, good luck trying to find Shmelina because that's not her real name. We faked you out. And we got all your secrets now.
 * Hilary: OK, we have a code four.
 * Elina ''(OS): Oh, no.
 * Hilary: (she presses and holds the number pad to let her agents know where Elina and Laura is located) Some agents will be at your home...
 * Laura: No. (Elina gasps)
 * Hilary: ...in less than 13 seconds.
 * Laura: Hey, woah, OK. Elina. Elina,
 * Elina: Nah, nah... Do not log!
 * Laura: ...hang up the phone before she can trace the call!!! (Elina hangs up the phone.)

Backyard
Elina: Let's see. Do we have the eyeballs of an owl?

Karin and Cynthia: No.

Laura: Heart of a frog?

Karin and Cynthia: No.

Elina: A human skeleton?

Karin: No.

Cynthia: Let me get my shovel.

Karin: EXCUSE ME?!

Laura: Wait, I got it. For the hair of a little monster, we can just use mine.

(He pulls out a strand of his hair and hands it to Elina.)

Elina: I suppose it's not as big of a stretch as the hose and tomato juice.

Cynthia: Just let me know if you need the skeleton. (winks)

Broken Karaoke: "Friendly Ghoulies"

 * (Song Begins)
 * Elina: "Friendly ghoulies."
 * Karin: "Friendly ghoulies."
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "Everybody loves these little friendly ghoulies."
 * Cynthia: "We're friendly and we're nice."
 * Laura: "We're not so cold as ice."
 * Elina: "Everything about us is once or twice."
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "We're also friendly ghoulies. Friendly ghoulies."
 * Laura: "Cute and cuddly,"
 * Karin: "Duddly, wuddly,"
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "Friendly ghoulies."
 * Melissa: "We like to jump and play.
 * Cynthia: "And take a little swim."
 * Elina: "We all like to eat something rotten and grim."
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "And we're all friendly ghoulies."
 * Melissa: "We might be smart."
 * Elina: "We might be dumb."
 * Melissa: "We don't know why we asked you,"
 * Cynthia: "Or where you're from."
 * Melissa: "The only thing we know is you're different from us."
 * Elina: "But anything that's different is curious."
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Friendly ghoulies. Friendly ghoulies. This school's a happy place because we're friendly ghoulies."
 * Laura: "But every little thing has a role play."
 * Karin: "We might be bad."
 * Melissa: "Nonsense!"
 * Elina: "No way!"
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "We're cute and cuddly, duddly, wuddly,"
 * Laura: "Pretty,"
 * Karin: "Happy,"
 * Elina: "Dance and clappy,"
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: "Friendly ghoulies. Aww."

Backyard
Cynthia: Karin, you need to find that Friendly Ghoulies toy and burn it immediately.

(Karin is then heard panting. He seems to have taken off his wolf costume.)

Cynthia: Karin?

Karin: I'm sorry, Cynthia. Can I please go find a new costume?

Cynthia: (shouting) KARIN, YOU'RE THE WORST...

Elina: And now it's time for a trip to Riley's Adventures.

Riley's Adventures: The Spooky Ghosts
(In the Kitchen, Stan and Joanna Find Lots of Diamonds and Snicker Mischievously)

(Juan and George are Looking for Things)

George: Let's see what's in here.

(George Opens the Cupboard Door, then Juan and George See Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Dressed as Ghosts)

(Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Let Out a Ghostly Moan)

(George and Juan are Startled as George Drops the Bag and Run)

(Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Chases them Both with a Moan)

(Stan and Joanna Snicker as George and Juan Walk Backwards Nervously at the Ghosts)

(George and Juan Bump into Stan and Joanna, Dropping the Diamonds to the Floor)

(Harry and Nigel Hear the Noise and Race to Stan and Joanna)

(George and Juan are Shaking in Fright)

Stan: What? What is it?

(Juan Points to the Ghosts)

(Stan and Joanna See the Ghosts Coming Towards Them)

(Stan and Joanna Scream as they Fall to the Floor)

(Riley's Friends Laugh)

(Stan and his Gang Slip Onto the Floor, Knocking the Pots, Pans and Buckets to the Floor)

(Riley's Friends Laughing)

(Stan and his Gang Rush to the Door)

(Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Chase After Them)

Riley: We'll catch up with you soon, and then we'll have fun!

(Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Chase Stan and his Gang Down the Stairs and Moan Ghostly)

(Suddenly, Stan and his Gang Slip and Fall Down the Stairs)

(Riley, Elycia, Dicky, and Blossona Look Proudly and Come Back to the Living Room)

(Riley's Friends Have Picked up and Collected all the Things that Stan and his Gang Have Lost)

Riley: We managed to scare him away.

Riley's Adventures Chibi Tiny Tales: "Tricks and Haunts"
(Stan and his Gang Slowly Open the Door and Go Inside)

Joanna: It looks to me like they're hiding.

Stan: We'll go find them and prank them.

(Toby and Denko Rattle the Chains)

(Stan Gets Surprised)

Stan: Joanna, are you rattling to keep up the courage?

Joanna: No, Stan, I didn't do anything.

Sharon: I didn't rattle either.

Stan: Is it the wind?

Juan: It must be.

(Stan and his Gang Enter Cautiously)

Toby: Now!

(Elycia Pulls the Sign Where the Ghost Duo Appears)

(The Duo of Ghosts Scare Stan and his Bandits, and they Run into the Door)

(Elycia Laughing)

Stan: There are ghosts in here, and they're not us.

Riley: Selena, you're up.

Selena: I'm ready to do this.

(Selena Shows Up in her Vampira Costume)

(She Then Sends Swarms of Bats to Ambush the Gang)

(Riley and Elycia Use the Flashlights)

(Amanda and Gina Appear in the Bedsheets as Ghosts, and Let Out a Wail)

(Stan and his Bandits Scream in Terror)

Gina (Ghostly Voice): You are just haunting others.

Stan: Please, don't hurt us. Are there any ghosts haunting this room?

Amanda: What do you think? (Laughs) You will find out if they're here or not when we haunt you all.

(Stan and his Bandits Scream)

Amanda: We got you!

Joanna: Please, don't haunt us.

Gina: You know it's not right to visit the same house three times. But we'll both let you go if you run away.

Stan: We will. We promise.

Backyard
Elina: Well, now it's time for a special treat.

Laura: The world premiere of a new "Chibi Tiny Tale."

(And the new chibi tiny tale is from... Rosemary Hills!)

Elina: Milly goes trick-or-treating!

Rosemary Hills Chibi Tiny Tales: "Milly's Sugar Rush"
(Valora, Muriel, Roland, Num, Nella and Tanner were spying on Milly and her Friends)

Valora: Look at that. Milly and her friends were going to trick or treating. Interesting.

Muriel: It's good when we spies them.

Valora: Very well, Muriel. Hmmm... I have an idea. To catch Milly, you need to-- (She Whispers to her Troops)

(Valora Sets the Cage Up, and Cuts the Rope)

(Milly and her Friends Walks Away)

Valora: Drat! I missed.

Backyard
Laura: All right, time to give this sequel a grand finale!

(We then zoom in on the screen, going for a dark mood.)

Elina: (chanting) With this little monster's hair, apparition, appear out of nowhere!

(She adds in Laura's hair, and the only thing that comes out is a bubble. Elina and Laura are upset.)

Laura: Well, I guess that's our show.

(Suddenly, sharp claws rip the cloth. The person who did it isn't seen.)

Ghost: Who dares disturb my slumber?

(Elina and Laura both get scared.)

Laura: I think we did it.

Ghost: If you ever even think to summon me again, this Halloween will be your last.

Elina: What if we think about summoning you again after this Halloween?

Laura: Yeah, uh, you're not really making sense, evil spirit.

(The ghost then claws a giant hole in the cloth, and appears holding a pitchfork.)

Ghost: Now be gone, or face my wrath!

Elina and Laura: AAAAHHHHH!

(Elina and Laura then run back to the house. Cynthia then claps for the ghost.)

Cynthia: Bravo. I guess you found that Halloween spirit after all.

Karin: I hope you like my new costume. (The ghost then takes off its mask, revealing it to be Karin.) But, this sheet smells putrid.