Bring in the Fakes/Transcript

Valora Helping her Henchmen:

 * (Episode Opens to Valora's Lab)
 * (Valora, in her Human Flesh, Looks at her Spell and Laughs Sinisterly)
 * Valora: This time, nothing will stand in the way of what I want most in the world.
 * Xerxhis: What? To keep kissing Milly?
 * Valora: No! Steal Milly's wedding ring!
 * (She Drops the Dust in the Potion)
 * Valora: It's the first ring Milly received. She wants to marry John so he can become her husband. Once I melt her ring and pour into my amulet, I will turn back into human flesh from the dead, and be so powerful. Not only will I keep kissing Milly,
 * (A Picture of the Globe Appears)
 * Valora: but the world will be mine as well! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Xerxhis Laughs)
 * (Valora Laughing)
 * Valora: Sorry, I get carried away.
 * (Scene Slides to Night Time)
 * (Siren Wailing)
 * Guard: The henchmen have escaped! The henchmen have escaped!
 * Muriel: Thanks for sneaking us outta jail, Valora. We were getting pretty bored for our time to run out.
 * Valora: How long was your sentence?
 * Muriel: Life.
 * Valora: Well, I didn't sneak you out for the exercise. I need your help! I want you to steal Milly's wedding ring!
 * Muriel: No way! We only go after the big stuff. They don't call me Muriel for nothing.
 * Roland: Yeah. Make it at least half a dollar or forget it.
 * Muriel: Make it Milly's friends and you got yourself a deal.
 * Valora: It's a deal.
 * (Valora and Muriel Shake Hands)

The Kids Go to a Movie/Valora's Plan:

 * (Scene Slides to Milly's House)
 * (Milly and her Friends were Eating Breakfast)
 * Max: Could we go to a movie today, Milly?
 * Milly: Sorry, kids. I need you here and on your best behavior. Chuck and Sue are coming by this afternoon to do a story on our friendship.
 * Max: How about if we go to an early matinee?
 * Emmy: Yeah. Then we'll be back in time to tell Chuck and Sue how are nice friend Milly gave us money to go to the movies.
 * Joey: And enough money for popcorn. And money for new bicycles to ride to the theater.
 * (Milly Gives Joey Some Money, but Realizes...)
 * Milly: You're pushing your luck, kids.
 * Emmy, Max, and Joey: Yahoo! Mary Poppins Returns, here we come!
 * Muriel: So, what's the plan, boss?
 * Valora: This. From my troops I transform thee, to Milly's children friends, 1, 2, 3!
 * (Valora Turns her Henchmen into Three Children)
 * (Muriel is in Emmy's Body)
 * (Roland is in Max's Body)
 * (Num is in Joey's Body)
 * Muriel: Hey, Num, you got the cutest little babyface.
 * (Num Looks in the Water and Sees his Own Reflection)
 * Num: Hey, what gives?
 * Valora: There is one teensy-weensy little problem with the spell. Mirrors will reveal your real identity. Now go get the ring and hurry!

Muriel and her Troops Sneak in Milly's House/Searching for Milly's Ring:

 * (Milly Rushes to the Mirror)
 * Tevin: You look beautiful, Milly.
 * Milly: Thanks, Tevin. Everything has to be perfect. I want Chuck and Sue to see I'm a good friend. A good deed is good business, you know.
 * (Muriel and her Men Appear)
 * Milly: Back so soon, kids?
 * (Muriel and her Men Don't Say Anything)
 * Milly: Now go upstairs, and change clothes. Chuck and Sue will be here soon. I want you to look your best.
 * John: Don't worry, Milly. Everything will be perfect.
 * (Milly Fixes the Mirror, and Leaves)
 * (Reflections of Muriel, Roland, and Num Reveal)
 * Tevin: Now you heard Milly. Go upstairs and change!
 * Muriel: Yeah, yeah, we heard you.
 * John: Wow, Tevin. Emmy's voice is changing.
 * Tevin: Right, John. The kids are growing up fast.
 * Muriel: Let's split up. Roland, you go that way. Num, you come with me.
 * (Muriel and Num Look in the Bedroom)
 * (Num Searches a Safe Underneath the Rug)
 * Num: Hey, Muriel, looks like we hit the jackpot!
 * (Muriel Finds a Stethoscope in her Vest)
 * (Tevin Comes Inside, and Gasps)
 * Tevin: What y'all kids doin'?
 * Muriel: Uh, playing doctor?
 * (Tevin Grabs Muriel and Num)
 * Num: Hey, that hurts, Kevin.
 * Tevin: The name's Tevin, and y'all better watch your language.
 * (Scene Fades to Tevin Bringing Muriel and Num in Milly's Room)
 * Tevin: I told you kids to change clothes.
 * (Tevin Finds Them Outfits)
 * Tevin: Here you are.
 * (Muriel and Num Attempt to Run Away)
 * Tevin: Don't make me angry. Just put on your suits until Chuck and Sue leave. Kids, please!
 * (Muriel and Num Keep Running Away)
 * Tevin: What's come over y'all? Why won't y'all wear your new clothes? Chuck and Sue will be here any minute.
 * Muriel: Hey, Num, get this scary guy off me.
 * Tevin: That's the last movie y'all go to. The language you come back with.
 * (Tevin Shows Muriel and Num in their Clothes, and their Own Reflections)
 * Tevin: There, now. Don't y'all look nice? Just like Valora's henchmen. VALORA'S HENCHMEN?!? (Faints)
 * (Muriel and Num Take Off the Suits, and Run to Find Roland Having Tea with Elaine)
 * Elaine: Hey, you wanna play with us?
 * Muriel: Roland, er, uh, Max, whatcha doin'?
 * Roland: Hey, even henchmen deserves a coffee break.
 * (Roland Picks up Lupita)
 * Muriel: You call yourself a henchman?
 * (Muriel Grabs Lupita)
 * Roland: Let go!
 * Elaine: Hey, that's Emmy's Lupita doll!
 * (Explosion)
 * Elaine (Off-Screen): What did you do?!
 * (Muriel, Roland, and Num Run into Milly's Room)
 * Num: Let's blast open this vault, blow this joint before that African American comes to.
 * (Num Pulls Out Dynamite)

Chuck and Sue Arrive/Milly Punishes Valora's Henchmen:

 * (The Doorbell Rings)
 * (Miranda Opens the Door)
 * Milly: Hello?
 * Chuck: Hello. Sue and I are here for reporting.
 * Milly: Chuck! Sue! How nice to see you. Won't you come in?
 * Sue: Thank you. My, don't you look beautiful, Milly? Trying to impress us?
 * Milly: Me? In this same outfit? Never.
 * Chuck: Good. Because most interviewers go out of their way to make a good impression.
 * Sue: We hate that. Our readers deserve the real scoop. We want to observe Milly Aniston the way she really lives. Understand?
 * Milly: Excellent. We'll start by meeting Tevin. He's a mischievous African American boy, and he loves the children as his own.
 * (Tevin Runs Down After Milly)
 * Tevin: They're monsters! Monsters, I say! You have to do something, Milly! They're fiends! They're not your friends!
 * Milly: What are you talking about?
 * Tevin: Your friends are Valora's henchmen!
 * (Milly Laughs Nervously): Did I mention his wild sense of humor?
 * (Chuck Smiles)
 * Milly: Tevin, you've obviously been working too hard. Take a nap. (Angrily) And get a grip on yourself! (Normal Tone) Maybe we should visit Joey's brother Elaine instead. She's probably playing upstairs with my friends.
 * (Elaine Sobbing)
 * (Milly and Sue Look Up)
 * Elaine: Emmy pulled the head off her Lupita doll! (Sobbing)
 * (Milly Laughing Nervously): Those kids-- they're so playful! How about I show you my studies? You can tell about a girl and her studying. Excellent studies, excellent business I always say.
 * (Milly Opens the Door, but an Explosion is Heard)
 * (The Safe Falls Down)
 * (Milly Looks Shocked)
 * Muriel: Uh-oh.
 * Milly: Never mind the studies! You can never tell a girl about her studies I always say. Look in here instead.
 * (Milly Angrily Marches Up to her Room)
 * (Milly Shoves Muriel, Roland, and Num in her Room, Thinking They are Emmy, Max, and Joey)
 * Milly: You kids are grounded until Chuck and Sue are gone.
 * (Muriel, Roland, and Num Look Outside)
 * (Miranda Watches Them)
 * (Muriel Runs to the Window)
 * Muriel: Hey, Valora, help! We're trapped like rats up here!
 * Valora: You fools! Do I have to do everything myself?! "Potions and powers come from the heaven, change this Valora into mischievous Tevin!"
 * (Valora Turns into Tevin)
 * (Xerxhis Gaps)
 * Valora: I'm going after that ring, and nobody will stop me! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Valora (in Tevin's Body) Marches to Milly's House)