The Markers Don't Look/Transcript


 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [still screaming, but stop and pant]
 * Purple Marker: Ahem. We'll show Pink Marker. We're not afraid of any old movie. [he and Rainbow Road Marker go in the aisle in the movie room. The door closes and it becomes pitch dark in there]
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: Whoa!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: We're lost.
 * Purple Marker: I wish we had a flashlight. [a flashlight coming from a Cinema Marker shines on them]
 * Cinema Marker: Take your seats!
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [scream and sit down]
 * Purple Marker: Seats taken, sir. Ooh, the movie's starting! [he and Rainbow Road Marker start eating their popcorn. The screen says, "The following preview has been approved for all audiences - S: Rated S for Scary." Then it says, "Fisherman 4: A Hooky Fever." Lightning flashes in the movie]
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [scream]
 * Magenta Marker: Shhh!
 * Purple Marker: Sorry. [In the movie, children are in a playground where Pebble Marker and Crayon are playing in a teeter totter] So isn't too scary. [The scene pans up to the Fisherman's hook] The Fisherman's hook! Get off the teeter totter!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: You fools! [the hook goes into Pebble Marker's mouth and pulls him up. He screams]
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [both scream]
 * Purple Marker: The Fisherman's got him!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: And he'll fry them into Marker sticks! I can't watch! Is the scary part over?
 * Purple Marker: Hold on, I'll take a peek.
 * Leaf Marker: Thank you for meeting me, Leaf Marker, at midnight.
 * Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker, it's okay.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: You sure? [screams] It's worse! [Markeres kiss] They're kissing!
 * Leaf Marker: I love you, Susie Marker.
 * Flower Marker: It's Flower Marker.
 * Leaf Marker: I'll never leave you, Flower Marker. [the Fisherman's hook drops down on-screen and grabs the male Marker by his pants and pulls him up] Goodbye, Margaret Marker!
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: The Fisherman! [throw their buckets of popcorn in the air. They fall on the three people behind them]
 * People:  [scream, then grumble]
 * Purple Marker: Uh, sorry, sorry, sorry! [he and Rainbow Road Marker get their buckets back]
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: [scream and hide in the hole in their seats]
 * Narrator: Two hours later...
 * Rainbow Road Marker: See if it's safe. [Purple Marker puts his head out of his seat. The screen says, "The End"]
 * Purple Marker: Aww, the movie's over. [Rainbow Road Marker does the same. Everyone gets out of their seats]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Oh, dang. We hardly even saw it.
 * Purple Marker: Well, we'll watch it again. And this time, all the way through. [scene cuts to him and Rainbow Road Marker watching the movie again. There are two kid Marker eating ice cream in the movie] Okay. Keep your eyes open.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: No problem.
 * Kid Marker in Movie: I love eating ice cream.
 * Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker, I'm getting scared. Hold my eyelids open.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I'm on it. [goes to the row behind them and pulls Purple Marker's eyelids]
 * Purple Marker: D'ohhhh! [the Fisherman's hook is lowered and takes the Marker's ice cream]
 * Kid Marker in Movie: Hey! My ice cream! [falls to the ground and cries] No! It was rocky road!
 * Purple Marker: Must close eyes! Too scary!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I can't hold your eyelids—they're too slippery! [Purple Marker's eyelids close and his hands get stuck in them] Ow! [screams]
 * Purple Marker:  [screams as a Marker walks by sweeping but stops when he hears Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker screaming. He continues sweeping and starts whistling. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker are hugging each other. Rainbow Road Marker has his bucket on his head. Purple Marker looks at the screen. It says, "The end" again] Oh, no, we missed the movie.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: What?! Not again!
 * Purple Marker: It's okay, we'll just see the next one.
 * Cinema Marker: I'm afraid not. That was the last showing.
 * Purple Marker: Wow. Uh, what time is it?
 * Cinema Marker: It is one minute to midnight.
 * Purple Marker: One... minute... to midnight?! [he and Rainbow Road Marker get out of their seats]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: But that's when the Fisherman comes out! [he and Purple Marker run out of the room]
 * Purple Marker: Come on, Rainbow Road Marker, we've got to get home!
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker:  [scream] The Fisherman! [they have ran into a cardboard cutout of the Fisherman with the title of the movie beside it. They run out of the Reef Cinemas screaming]  [the clock tolls, meaning that it's midnight. A little cardboard cutout of the Fisherman comes out of the clock and lowers his cardboard hook and catches a cardboard Marker. It goes back in the clock]  It's midnight! The Fisherman! ''[run to Purple Marker's door]
 * Purple Marker: Phew. We made it.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I guess we showed that old horror movie who's boss.
 * Purple Marker: Yeah. We looked fear right in the face and... avoided direct eye contact.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: It's like we're heroes.
 * Purple Marker: Okay, buddy. Sleep tight. I'll see you tomorrow.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Wait a second. Y-You mean, I gotta walk all the way home alone?
 * Purple Marker: No. No, you don't. I'm gonna walk you to your door. [starts walking Rainbow Road Marker to his door]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Darn old horror movie. Why couldn't we watch a cartoon instead? [foghorn blows] Do you hear that?
 * Purple Marker: [whispering] I think it's coming from over there. [points to fog. A shadow comes behind it]
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: It's the Fisherman! [scream and hide behind Rainbow Road Marker's rock; Black Marker passes by on a small bike with training wheels]
 * Purple Marker: Oh, it's just Black Marker. Okay, I guess I'll just go home now. It's right over there. [tries to move but doesn't] Just a few steps that away. [tries again but fails] In the dark? All alone?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Oh, okay-kay, come on now, don't be all scared. I'll walk you home. [starts walking Purple Marker home]
 * Purple Marker: Aw, thanks, old pal. But then, who's gonna walk you home?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Let's just cross that bridge when we burn it. [a shadow comes over them. Behind the fog there is a shadow of the Fisherman] 
 * Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker: The Fisherman! [scream but then notice that the shadow is actually of Bee Markers who had formed a shadow of the Fisherman. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker continue screaming. Pink Marker wakes up and growls. He gets out of bed. Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker run around screaming but stop and pant]
 * Pink Marker: What is wrong with you?! [Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker scream and jump to Pink Marker's windows. They shiver]
 * Purple Marker: Oh, hey, Pink Marker.
 * Pink Marker: What are you blockheads up to? Don't you know it's after midnight? Get down here!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: We can't get home.
 * Purple Marker: We're too scared. [Pink Marker growls. Scene changes to Pink Marker walking to Rainbow Road Marker's rock with Purple Marker on his head wearing his nightcap and Rainbow Road Marker holding onto him]
 * Purple Marker: [sighs] Thank you, Pink Marker. You are a true friend. [Pink Marker opens Rainbow Road Marker's rock with his left foot and throws Rainbow Road Marker in]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Thanks, Squidwar... [Pink Marker closes his rock and grumbles. He walks over to Purple Marker's house]
 * Purple Marker: Yeah, thanks, Pink Marker. I don't think we would've ever gotten home with you.
 * Pink Marker: Hat.
 * Purple Marker: Oh, yeah. Here. [gives Pink Marker's nightcap back. Pink Marker pulls Purple Marker's legs, which shoots him through his mail slot and into his bed]
 * Pink Marker: I told those muttonheads not to see that movie. [walks into his house]
 * Purple Marker: Rainbow Road Marker! Are you okay?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Yeah! Are you okay?
 * Purple Marker: I think so! Good night!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Yeah., good night! Just don't think about the Fisherman!
 * Purple Marker: Oh, no, I will not think about the Fisherman! Sleep tight!
 * Pink Marker: Oh, "The Fisherman." "The Fisherman." Blah, blah, blah. They want a Fisherman, eh? I'll give them a Fisherman! And how! [goes to his closet and turns on the light. He pulls out a vampire costume] No. [pulls out a Frankenstein costume] No. [pulls out an Easter Bunny costume] Um... no. [pulls out a Fisherman's hat and coat] Aha! [lightning strikes. Pink Marker is outside and has the coat on] It's time for those lame-brains to meet the real Fisherman. [puts on the hat with a beard attached to it. Lightning strikes again as Pink Marker lowers the hook from the Markering rod] This is gonna be good. [laughs. Lightning strikes again. Pink Marker is in a boat on the roof of his house his hook at Rainbow Road Marker's rock, scrapes it, and opens it a little four times. Rainbow Road Marker wakes up and opens his rock with his head]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Uh, hello? Someone there? [the hook hooks under his left nostril] Uh, uh? What's that? [stammers] There's something stuck... [grunts] Huh. [the hook starts pulling it] Oh, wait a second. Oh, yeah. That's the spot. A little to the left. [drools] Oh, yeah. All right. Right there. [laughs. Pink Marker laughs and pulls the hook]
 * Pink Marker: Gotcha! [the hook pulls Rainbow Road Marker out of his rock]
 * Rainbow Road Marker: [screams as he sees Pink Marker] The Fisherman! [screams and runs]
 * Pink Marker: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. [the rod goes after Rainbow Road Marker and starts to pull Pink Marker and the boat with it; Pink Marker screams; the boat rides up Rainbow Road Marker's open rock and soars in the air. Rainbow Road Marker screams twice while Pink Marker starts laughing. He runs to Purple Marker's house, pulls his door open, goes inside, and closes the door causing Pink Marker to smash into the door. Rainbow Road Marker sees Pink Marker outside, laughing. Rainbow Road Marker runs, with his face ripped off from the hook, he runs up to Purple Marker's bedroom] Purple Marker! Get up! He's here!
 * Purple Marker: Who's here? Hold on, let me get up. [scream] Your face!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Oh. [takes his head and stretches it, making his face whole again] There.
 * Purple Marker: Now who's here?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Uh, someone's here?
 * Purple Marker: You just said.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Oh. The Fisherman's here.
 * Purple Marker: The Fisherman!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: The Fisherman!
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: [scream and run in circles on Purple Marker's bed]
 * Pink Marker: Ha Ha Ha Ha. This is the most perfect. What a couple of hopeless babies. I really should stop. But I'm having too much fun. (goes in Purple Marker's house) Ha. It's almost too easy.
 * Purple Marker: Quick. Block the door.
 * Pink Marker: There's just no sport in it.
 * Purple Marker: [Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker push stuff over to Purple Marker bedroom door] Get everything?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: What about this? (Rainbow Road Marker holds Catzo Marker)
 * Purple Marker: Not Catzo Marker. Think it'll hold?
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I sure hope so. (Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker look into window and sees Pink Marker, laughing)
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: (scream as Pink Marker opens the window and then scream again)
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Maybe if we don't look at him he'll go away.
 * Purple Marker: Oh yeah. Just like the movie. (they close their eyes, later open them to see Pink Marker behind them)
 * Pink Marker: I'm the Deadly Fisherman!
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker:  (scream)
 * Purple Marker: I guess this is the end, old buddy.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: I don't want to die in my underwear!
 * Purple Marker: Here. (Purple Marker takes off his underwear) Die in mine.
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Hey. Good idea. Let's trade. (Rainbow Road Marker takes off his underwear) Here you go.
 * Purple Marker: And here you go. (Purple Marker and Rainbow Road Marker trade underwears and puts on their underwears) Now where were we? Oh, yeah.
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: [screams] He's gonna turn us into Marker sticks!
 * Pink Marker: [laughing]
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker:  (scream)
 * Purple Marker: That thing's eating Pink Marker!
 * Rainbow Road Marker: Not our bestest buddy! We gotta save him! Okay, play 33. I need you to go long. And... break. You're going down, Fisherman! [starts beating up Pink Marker's Fisherman costume while Purple Marker grabs Pink Marker's neck]
 * Purple Marker: Don't worry, Pink Marker. We'll get you out of that old monster. Let's get to the window. [He and Sauidward jump out of the window and Rainbow Road Marker throws heavy objects onto Pink Marker] Okay! I think you got it! [Sirens sound] [Pink Marker grumbles as he is taken into an ambulance] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, there, there, no need to thank us. We were only doing what friends to for the bestest buddy. Well, I guess we don't have to worry about that old monster anymore. [The Fisherman costume growls at them]
 * Pink Marker: Huh?
 * Purple Marker & Rainbow Road Marker: [scream and run into ambulance. The Fisherman costume falls down, revealing Catzo Marker]
 * Catzo Marker: Meow. [starts sleeping on the costume]