Gabriel's Investigators Squad/Transcript

A Ghost in the Picture:

 * Gabriel (Off-Screen): Okay, guys, I give up.
 * (Gabriel Had a Camera)
 * Gabriel: What is it?
 * Andrea: Haven't you ever seen an instant camera before?
 * (Andrea Opens the Camera)
 * Andrea: All I need to do is point, click, and in less than a minute, we have a nice new picture of you.
 * Gabriel: Yeah. Like an official portrait.
 * (Andrea Laughs Uneasily)
 * (Gabriel Stands Outside and Poses)
 * Gabriel: Well, does this make me look official?
 * Andrea: That's perfect, sir. Hold it right there.
 * (Andrea Takes the Picture)
 * Gabriel: Hey! Lemme see that thing!
 * Andrea: Is it developing?
 * Gabriel: Yup. Hmm. Maybe I should put that on a postage stamp.
 * (Andrea Sighs, but Then Looks Scared)
 * (A Ghost is in the Photo)
 * Andrea: Oh, boss! There's a ghost haunting you in that picture!
 * Gabriel: Yeah, but why me?
 * Andrea: Maybe it's the spirit of a copy who you made miserable when he was alive. Maybe his ghost came back to make you miserable now!
 * (Gabriel Laughs)
 * Andrea: Huh?
 * Gabriel: Luckily ghosts don't scare me none.
 * (Gabriel Laughs and Tosses the Picture Out the Castle, and Leaves)
 * (Andrea Looks Down)
 * (The Picture Falls Down, and the Ghost is Shown in the Picture)
 * (Gabriel Looks Frightened in his Chair)

Accident on the Bridge:

 * (Scene Fades to Outside, and Pans to Merida's Sleeping Spot)
 * (Merida Humming)
 * (Gabriel Gets Impatient)
 * Gabriel: Well, what do you see?
 * (Merida Moaning)
 * Gabriel: Come on! I'm in a hurry!
 * (Merida Stops Moaning): Yes, I see--
 * Gabriel: See what? Tell it to me straight!
 * Merida: There is a ghost roaming your castle who seeks revenge.
 * Gabriel: It wants to get me?
 * Merida: No. It will come for you this very night.
 * (Agent Augury Yawns)
 * (Gabriel Jumps in the Car)
 * Gabriel: Okay, Agent Augury, let's go.
 * (Light Shines On)
 * Agent Augury: Roger.
 * (The Car Drives Off)
 * Agent Augury: So, what'd she say?
 * Gabriel: I got a ghost on my tail.
 * Agent Augury: A ghost on your tail? I knew you had a tail.
 * Gabriel: Well, I guess I don't stand a ghost of a chance now. (Nervous Laugh) But maybe this is all a mistake. Maybe there's some logical explication for this whole situation.
 * Agent Augury: But there was a ghost in that picture.
 * Gabriel: Yeah, the picture sure don't lie.
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Gasp)
 * Gabriel (Off-Screen): What's up with that drawbridge?
 * Agent Augury (Off-Screen): I don't know, boss. It looks like it's haunting or something!
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Screaming)
 * (The Drawbridge Drops Them Both on the Ground)
 * Gabriel: The drawbridge never done that before.
 * Agent Augury: Maybe that's the ghost's way of saying, "Boo."
 * Gabriel: There ain't no ghost!
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Gasp)
 * (They Look Around, and a Light Shines)
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Hug in Fear)
 * (Raffica Appears)
 * Raffica: I'm glad you're all right, boss.
 * Gabriel: Some guard you are!
 * Agent Augury: With a brain like that, you should look out for my boss' safety!
 * Raffica: I'm sorry, boss, but it's not my fault! Somebody must have sabotaged the drawbridge!
 * Agent Augury: That's a likely story!
 * (Gabriel Looks Up)
 * Agent Augury (Off-Screen): This is your fault. You probably weren't using your brains. Now, get that drawbridge fixed pronto.
 * (Gabriel Whimpers)
 * (The Ghost Wails)
 * Gabriel: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!! (Whimpering)
 * Agent Augury: What thing, master?
 * Gabriel: Huh?
 * Agent Augury: There's nothing here.
 * (Gabriel Gets Up)
 * Gabriel: That ghost is here, all right. And it's here to get me!
 * (Gabriel Goes to his Castle)
 * Agent Augury: Sir, wait!

Encounters of the Ghost:

 * (Karin Like Panics): It was a spook. I know it was a spook.
 * Melissa: Try to calm down, Karin. Hmm.
 * (Gabriel and his Gang Come Inside)
 * Melissa: Gabriel?
 * Agent Spicy: Melissa, we're in a scaring a grousers. Now, what's the matter?
 * Melissa: Well, we-- we think we've seen a--
 * Karin: --a galloping goblin!
 * Gabriel: Huh? What is she talking about?
 * Melissa: Well, it sounds rather silly, and it could have some perfectly logical explanations.
 * Karin: But we saw a ghost!
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Panic)
 * Agent Spicy: Uh, maybe it was just a pigment of your imagination.
 * Laura: But I saw it, too! I heard footsteps, like somebody was following me.
 * (Flashback Begins of Laura Walking Down the Hall)
 * (Laura Looks Back and Hears Footsteps)
 * (A Ghost Wails, and Laura Gasps)
 * (Laura Looks Scared)
 * (The Ghost Appears Quickly)
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Laura: When I opened my eyes, it was gone. I was never so scared in my whole entire life.
 * Karin: That spook gave me a scare, too. I was sitting by the television, minding my business--
 * (Flashback of Karin Watching TV)
 * (The Windows Open)
 * (Karin Closes the Windows)
 * (A Ghost Appears)
 * (Karin Panics, and Covers the Curtains)
 * (Karin Sighs with Relief)
 * (The Ghost Showed Up and Wailed in her Face)
 * (Flashback Ends Back to the Present)
 * Karin: It was a nightmare without the sleeping.
 * Melissa: I had a rather encountering myself, Gabriel. I was down at the dungeon, checking some supplies.
 * (Flashback Begins with Melissa in the Dungeon)
 * (Melissa was Picking a Bottle, when a Bottle Floated in Midair)
 * (More Bottles Floated, and Melissa Screams in Terror)
 * (Flashback Ends)
 * Melissa: I could say we have a spirit among the spirits if you'll pardon the unintentional puns, Gabriel.
 * (Gabriel Laughs)
 * Gabriel: I see the plan. I move out, you take over the castle.
 * Melissa: No, Gabriel!
 * Karin: But if you did leave, I hope you'd take your goons with you.
 * Tulip (Off-Screen): Gabriel.
 * (Gabriel, Melissa, and Karin Turn and See Tulip)
 * Karin and Melissa: Tulip?
 * Tulip: Without all due respect, I find it hard to believe that you are not involved with these paranormalities.
 * Gabriel: This isn't my fault! I get spooked by these spooks!
 * Laura: I bet it's one of these monsters!
 * Melissa: Is this another plot against Elina?
 * Gabriel: I'm not plotting against anybody! And there is no ghost, 'cause there can't be any such thing!
 * Karin: But then what was it that flew in my window?
 * Melissa: Why were those bottles floating?
 * Laura: There's a ghost here!
 * (Gabriel Screams): The ghost is after me! And I gotta do something before it gets me! (Sobbing)

The Blackside Girls and The Seasmith Girls are Resembled:

 * (Scene Cuts to the Hallway)
 * Elina: I heard there's a ghost haunting these grounds. Isn't that amazing?
 * Sabine: You betcha!
 * Amanda: Did you say ghost? No offense, Tess.
 * Tessa: None taken. Hey, Elina, do you ever how Gabriel was scared to death?
 * Elina: Yes.
 * Tessa: He's giving him ghost-bumps. (Laughs Hysterically)
 * Utau (Off-Screen): Guys!
 * Elina: Oh, hi, Utau.
 * Utau: We've got visitors to the Blackside Girls.
 * (Utau Shows the Seasmith Girls)
 * Brenda: Oh. Are those new arrivals?
 * Tessa: Yeah. Who are you guys?
 * Selena: We're the Seasmith Girls. I'm Selena, and I'm the leader of this team.
 * Brenda: Pleased to meet you, Selena. I'm the leader of my team, too. My name's Brenda.
 * Selena: And these are my friends, Linda, Wendy, Paula, and Susie.
 * Brenda: Well, these are my friends, Tina, Lenny, Tessa, and Cassidy.
 * Selena: We're both vampires. Isn't that fang-tastic?
 * Brenda: It sure is.
 * Linda: We're franken monsters.
 * Tina: That's pretty cool.
 * Lenny: You're a werewolf just like me, Wendy.
 * Wendy: Thanks, Lenny.
 * Tessa: I may not be a ghost, but I wail like a phantom.
 * Paula: That's a coincidence.
 * Cassidy: You're a mummy like me, Susie.
 * Susie: Thanks, Cassidy.
 * (The Blackside Girls See Anne, Rebecca, Gay, Elsa, Melanie, Millie and Becky)
 * Selena: These are also my other friends, Anne, Rebecca, Gay, Elsa, Melanie, Millie, and Becky. They remind you of Zoe, Alice and Maddie.
 * Lenny: You got that right.
 * Elina: Okay, guys, let's get ready to scare the pants off Gabriel.

The Plan Begins:

 * Utau: Alright, you girls help us with our plan. What you guys need to do is bravery. You will prank Gabriel, and Elina can help you scare the bad guy.
 * Tessa: I'm not sure we can do that.
 * (Elina Walks into Agent Spicy and Andrea)
 * Elina: Agent Spicy? Andrea?
 * (Andrea Puts her Hand Over Elina's Mouth): Shh. I heard Gabriel is afraid of the ghost that's after him. He went to Merida to see what's troubling him, and he has a ghost on his tail.
 * Sabine: I know what to do. Okay, here's the plan. Elina, Connor, and Amanda, grab three bedsheets and cover them up to make ghost outfits.
 * (Elina, Connor, and Amanda Grab Ghost Outfits)
 * Elina: We're gonna scare ol' Gabriel, right, Connor?
 * Connor: We sure are.
 * Utau: Agent Spicy, Andrea, go to the dungeon, and get everything ready.
 * Andrea: Roger that. Come on, Agent Spicy.
 * (Agent Spicy and Andrea Go to the Dungeon)
 * Elina: Now that we're dressed like ghosts, I have an idea. We're gonna haunt Gabriel.
 * Connor: You're a genius, Elina.
 * Amanda: You said it.

Hunt Down the Ghost:

 * (Gabriel Goes to Find the Ghost)
 * Gabriel: I'm gonna get to the bottom of this ghost stuff once and for all.
 * (Gabriel Keeps Waking, but then Screams)
 * Laura: I heard footsteps in the hallway, like somebody was following me.
 * (Gabriel Screaming): Ghost stories is a bunch of baloney! I'm not letting any hot dobbily doo scare me. Everybody else around here can run around shaking and quaking if they want to, but no matter what anybody says, there's no such critter as a ghost, and I'm gonna prove it to 'em.
 * (Gabriel Looks Shocked)
 * Merida: There is a ghost roaming your castle.
 * (Gabriel Hears Footsteps, and Whimpers)
 * (Agent Augury Bumps Into Gabriel)
 * (Gabriel and Agent Augury Scream)
 * Agent Augury: Oh, it's you.
 * Gabriel: Agent Augury?
 * Agent Augury: Hope I didn't scare you.
 * (Gabriel Punches Agent Augury)
 * Gabriel: I'm searching this castle from top to bottom, and you're coming with me.
 * Agent Augury: I'd love to help you find the ghost, sir, but I'm afraid I'm just too afraid to.
 * (Agent Augury Cowardly Leaves)
 * Gabriel: Get back here!
 * (Agent Augury Hides in the Castle)
 * Gabriel: Agent Augury! Open up, you slithering coward!
 * Agent Augury (Off-Screen): He's not here.
 * (Gabriel Looks Angry)
 * Gabriel: Huh?
 * (Footsteps Approach)
 * (Gabriel Gasps): The ghost's after me! I gotta get back to my room.
 * (Scene Cuts to Outside the Castle)
 * (Gabriel Goes in his Room)
 * (Gabriel Takes a Drink of his Tea, and Sighs)
 * Gabriel: I'm gonna hit the sack, and maybe when I wake up, this nightmare will be over.
 * (Gabriel Changes into his Pajamas)
 * (Gabriel Then Crawls in Bed, and Falls Asleep)
 * (Footsteps are Heard)
 * (Gabriel Hears Voices)
 * Gabriel: It's calling me!
 * (The Lights Turn on)
 * Gabriel: I'll wear myself out so I can get some sleep.
 * (Gabriel Puts Up his Dukes)
 * (The Lights Go Out)
 * (Gabriel Whimpering)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Gabriel Looks Around)
 * (Gabriel Closes the Curtains, and Sighs with Relief)
 * (The Clock Tolls)
 * (Gabriel Stands his Ground)
 * (Gabriel Moves Quietly with his Mallet)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Gabriel Screams in Terror)
 * Gabriel: What's goin' on here?!?
 * (Gabriel's Eyes Widened)
 * (Bats Fly Down)
 * (Gabriel Screams)
 * (Bats Fly In and Out the Window)
 * (Gabriel Screams)
 * (The Windows Close)
 * Gabriel: Huh?
 * (The Windows Open Again)
 * (Gabriel Rushes to his Bed)
 * (Girly Scream)
 * (Gabriel Hides Under his Pillow)
 * Gabriel: I wish my mommy was here.
 * (Gabriel Gets a Bad Feeling)
 * Gabriel: I drank too much. I'd better go to the bathroom.
 * (Gabriel Attempts to Go Out, but Hears what He Remembers)
 * Karin: I heard footsteps in the hallway.
 * (Bats Show Up)
 * Gabriel: I can't go alone. Agent Augury!
 * (Gabriel Rushes to Get Agent Augury)
 * Gabriel: Open up! Open up, Agent Augury! Open this door here!
 * (Gabriel Breaks Down the Door)
 * Gabriel: So, there you are.
 * Agent Augury: Oh, boss, I guess I didn't hear the door.
 * Gabriel: You're gonna keep me company.
 * Agent Augury: Uh, no! Please, boss! I can't go! I have a lot of sniffling and whimpering to do!
 * Gabriel: You're coming anyway.
 * (Agent Augury Grabs a Table)
 * Agent Augury: I'm not going!
 * Gabriel: You are, too!
 * Agent Augury: But I'm afraid to go!
 * Gabriel: Well, I've gotta go!
 * (Gabriel Successfully Pulls Agent Augury Out of the Room with Him)

Frightfully Pranks:

 * (They Stand in the Hallway)
 * Agent Augury: Well, what am I supposed to do?
 * Gabriel: You block the ghost, and I'll be right behind you.
 * (Gabriel Uses Agent Augury as a Battering Ram)
 * Agent Augury: Wait! I'm not a blocker, I'm more of a benchwarmer.
 * (Gabriel Keeps Running with Agent Augury in his Hands)
 * Agent Augury: Please, boss, you have to slow down. I'm a snake. I'm not built for speed.
 * (Gabriel Rushes to the Bathroom)
 * Gabriel: I made it just in time.
 * (Toilet Flushes)
 * (Gabriel Sighs): I gotta cut back on the iced tea.
 * (Gabriel Washes his Hands)
 * Gabriel: Well, let's-- Hello? Agent Augury? Agent Augury? Rabert--
 * (Gabriel Whimpering)
 * Gabriel: Agent Augury? Agent Augury, where are you?!
 * (Gabriel Screaming)
 * (Gabriel Stops in the Hallway, and Hears a Ghostly Moan)
 * (Gabriel Whimpering)
 * (Three Ghosts Moan)
 * (Gabriel's Eyes Widened in Fear)
 * (The Ghosts Come Near him)
 * Gabriel: Get away from me, ghosties!
 * (Gabriel Runs for his Life)
 * Gabriel: Go and spook up some other house!
 * (Gabriel Screaming)
 * (The Ghosts Hide Behind a Wall, and Tessa Appears)
 * (The Ghosts were Really Elina, Connor, and Amanda)
 * Tessa: We sure scared him bad.
 * Connor: That gave him ghost-bumps.
 * Elina: You got that right!
 * Amanda: Let's spook him again!
 * Tessa: Yeah!
 * (Karin, Tulip, Melissa, and Laura Run Down the Hall)
 * Laura: The screams came from this way.
 * Melissa: It sounds as frightened as a tree at a termite party.
 * Tulip: We must find him.
 * (Gabriel Screaming)
 * Tulip: This way.
 * (Gabriel Wakes Up to Find That He's Chained)
 * Gabriel: Oh, they got me! Those ghosts finally got me! Let me go!

In the Dungeon:

 * (Elina Gives Olivia the Signal)
 * Connor: Roger.
 * Gabriel: What did I do to deserve this here?
 * (Gabriel Sees a Blade Coming Down)
 * Gabriel: That's cutting it too close!
 * (The Blade Comes Down More)
 * Gabriel: Somebody help me! I'm sorry for everything I ever did! Oh, I'm a goner for sure! (Screaming) Help me!
 * Laura: This way!
 * (Tulip, Karin, and Melissa Follow Laura)
 * (Gabriel Whimpers and Screams)
 * (Sabine Pushes a Picture Down)
 * (Gabriel Screams)
 * (Gabriel was Okay, but the Skeletons Scare Him)
 * (Gabriel Screaming in Terror)
 * (Elina, Connor, and Amanda Scare Him Some More)
 * (Gabriel Screams, then Faints)
 * (Elina and Sabine Jump Down)
 * Sabine: Uh-oh. He was so scared, he fainted.
 * (Agent Spicy, Agent Augury, and Andrea Laughing)
 * Agent Augury: That was excellent work, team. (Chuckles) A trick like that deserves a nice treat.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Connor: That is fun!
 * Amanda: So is getting candy!
 * (Elina Licks a Lollipop)
 * Sabine: I guess it's okay to help Gabriel's gang as long as it doesn't help Gabriel.
 * (Agent Spicy Laughs)
 * (The Lights Turn on and Agent Spicy Gasps)
 * Amanda: Uh-oh.
 * Laura: Hey! What's going on, guys?
 * Karin: Elina?
 * Melissa: Why are you all here with Gabriel's gang?
 * (Gabriel's Gang, and Sabine Laugh Nervously)
 * Elina: Wowee.
 * Tulip: It seems we have found our ghosts.
 * Melissa: One of you had better explain.
 * (Gabriel's Gang Looks Nervous)
 * Agent Augury: All right. This was our revenge.
 * Laura: What do you mean?
 * Andrea: Gabriel thinks it's funny to frighten us, 'cause we're such scaredy-cats. (Sobbing) He's always doing something to drive us (Sobs) crazy.
 * (Flashback Beings with Agent Spicy, Agent Augury, and Andrea Walking Down the Hallway)
 * (Gabriel Makes a Funny Face at his Gang, Causing Them to Scream in Terror)
 * Agent Spicy: Like the time he locked the bathroom stall so we couldn't get out.
 * (Gabriel Turns Out the Light)
 * Agent Augury: Help! Help! There's no air freshener in here!
 * (Gabriel Chuckles)
 * Agent Augury: The other night we went to the library, and he scared the dewy decimal out of us.
 * (Agent Spicy Yawns, and Sees a Shadow)
 * Agent Spicy: Huh?
 * (Gabriel Makes a Face, Causing Agent Spicy to Scream in Terror)
 * Agent Augury: We were rags, shell of our former selves. And so that is what we decided to turn the tables and make him the victims for a change. (Sobbing)
 * Melissa: Well, that's a shame, isn't it?
 * Agent Augury: We planned out every single detail, tampering with the camera, bribing the bat, booby trapping the bridge, even recruiting our ghost squad, just to get back at that monster.
 * Tulip: It seems you were able to shamboozle us all, Agent Augury.
 * Melissa: Golly. You suddenly had me believing in ghosts.
 * Karin: Sabine, you're just amusing to me.
 * Sabine: Gabriel always does stuff to scare us. Why can't we scare him?
 * Elina: Yeah!
 * Laura: Well, I guess bad things happen to bad crocs!
 * (Everyone Laughing)

The Chase of a Ghost:

 * Gabriel: You sure had me shakin'.
 * (Andrea and Elina Scream)
 * Andrea: Oh, Master!
 * Gabriel: You guys went to a hole lot of trouble, and you got me good.
 * Andrea: Huh?
 * Laura: Uh-oh.
 * (Karin Gasps)
 * Melissa: Well, this is interesting.
 * Gabriel: I never should've pulled those scary tricks on you. This is all my fault.
 * Agent Augury: Really?
 * (Elina, Sabine, Connor, and Amanda Look Puzzled)
 * Gabriel: Can you forgive me, buddies?
 * Agent Spicy: Buddy!
 * Gabriel: Why don't you undo me so I can give you a hug?
 * Agent Spicy: Sure thing, Master.
 * (Agent Spicy Unlocks the Lock)
 * Agent Spicy: You're free. Now let's put this whole thing behind us.
 * Gabriel: My chum. Or should I say my chump? Nobody makes a fool outta Gabriel!
 * Agent Augury: Does this mean you're still mad at us?
 * Gabriel: Silence! You jokers think I can take a little joke? Well, the joke's on you!
 * (Elina and her Friends (except The Blackside Girls and The Seasmith Girls) Run Out the Hallway, with Gabriel Right Behind Them)
 * Gabriel: You're all gonna be ghosts when I catch up with you!
 * (A Ghost Appears from the Hallway)
 * (Gabriel Laughs): Nice try, Elina. Can't fool me this time.
 * (The Ghost Comes Closer as Gabriel Laughs)
 * (The Ghost Goes Right Through Him)
 * Tulip: I don't understand.
 * Ghost: Gabriel.
 * Gabriel: Elina? Connor? Amanda? Who's that over there?
 * Ghost: Pay what you want.
 * Laura: This one's real!
 * Melissa: Ghost?
 * (Karin Gasps)
 * (Gabriel Screams in Terror)
 * Ghost: Pay what you want. Pay what you want.
 * Gabriel: Take it all! Just don't hurt me!
 * (Gabriel Goes to His Vault as the Ghost Circles Around Him)
 * Gabriel: I'm going as fast as I can.
 * (Gabriel Opens his Vault and Grabs the Money)
 * Gabriel: Just give me a second. Here. It's all yours. Please help yourself.
 * Ghost: Thank you.
 * Gabriel: Nice Mr. Ghosty.
 * Andrea: A gold-digger ghost?
 * Laura: Something weird's going on here.
 * Elina: Come on. Let's follow him.
 * Amanda: Right.
 * (Ghost Puts the Bag of Money in the Vault and Turns into a Shiny Wave)
 * (Elina, Gabriel's Gang, and her Friends Go to the Monitor)
 * Agent Augury: What's this all about?
 * Agent Spicy: Overdue bills. Gabriel owed us big time, and this was the only way we could collect. Toodle-oo.
 * (The Lights Flash On)
 * (Elina and her Friends Gasp in Awe)
 * Sabine: Wow, Andrea! Looks like your tricks cost your boss a lot of money.
 * Andrea: He deserved it! Life's not a free ride, kid. You gotta pay for everything.
 * (Elina and her Friends Hear the Door Open)
 * (Gabriel Giggles): That's right, Andrea. Now you're gonna pay big time.
 * (Gabriel Jumps at Elina and her Friends)
 * (Elina Jumps Out of the Way)