A Happy Wedding in Louisville/Transcript


 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Ahh!
 * [running footsteps]
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!
 * [running footsteps]
 * Kaz: [slurp]
 * [running footsteps]
 * Jennah: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]
 * Delaney Monroe: Dear Delaney, I am sure you are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Louisville. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like you and your friends to help with the preparations for this wonderful occasion. Elina Shimmer, I would like you and your songbird choir to provide the music.
 * Elina Shimmer: Oh my goodness! What an honor!
 * Delaney Monroe: Wick, I can think of no one more qualified than you to host the reception.
 * Wick: Hip, hip, hooray!
 * Delaney Monroe: Kaz, you will be in charge of the catering for the reception.
 * Kaz: Well, color me pleased as punch!
 * Delaney Monroe: Rose Gertrude–
 * Rose Gertrude: [yawn]
 * Delaney Monroe: ...I would very much appreciate it if you could perform a sonic rainboom as the bride and groom complete their "I do"'s.
 * Rose Gertrude: Yes!
 * Delaney Monroe: Cynthia Katsuragi, you will be responsible for designing the dresses for the bride and her bridesmaids.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Wizzy wants me to– [unintelligible] ...wedding dress? For a Louisville wedding... I, ah, ooh, oooh!
 * [thump]
 * Delaney Monroe: And as for you, Delaney, you will be playing the most important role of all: Making sure that everything goes as planned. See you all very soon. Yours, Wizzy. But... I don't understand. Who's getting married?
 * Jennah: Oh, wait! Uh, I was probably supposed to give you this one first.
 * Delaney Monroe: Wizzy cordially invites you to the wedding of Brittany Monroe and... [gasp] My brother?!


 * Kaz: Your brother's getting married? Congratulations, Delaney! That's great news!
 * Delaney Monroe: Yeah, great news. That I just got from a wedding invitation! Not from my brother, but from a piece of paper! Thanks a lot, Tim. I mean, really, he couldn't tell me personally? [as Tim] Hey, Delaney, just thought you should know I'm making a really big decision that changes everything. Oh, never mind, you'll hear about it when you get the invitation. [normal] Princess Mi Amore Cadenza? Who in the hoof is that?! [snort]
 * Elina Shimmer: Um, Delaney? Are you okay?
 * Delaney Monroe: Sorry, it's just that Tim and I have always been so close. He's my B.B.B.F.F! [beat] Big Brother Best Friend Forever?
 * Rest of main cast: Ohhh!
 * Delaney Monroe: Before I came here and learned the importance of friendship, Tim was the only pony I ever really accepted as a friend.


 * [Delaney Monroe]


 * When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly
 * To see how many other ponies I could meet
 * I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need
 * Other ponies to make my life complete


 * But there was one colt that I cared for
 * I knew he would be there for me


 * My big brother, best friend forever!
 * Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together


 * He taught me how to fly a kite (Best friend forever!)
 * We never had a single fight (We did everything together!)
 * We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
 * I miss him more than I realized
 * It seems...


 * [Kaz, Elina Shimmer, Wick, Rose Gertrude, and Cynthia Katsuragi]
 * Your big brother, best friend forever
 * Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together


 * [Delaney Monroe]
 * And though he's, oh, so far away
 * I hoped that he would stay
 * My big brother best friend
 * Forever...
 * Forever...


 * Kaz: As one of your P.F.F.'s... [beat] Pony Friends Forever...
 * Rest of main cast: Ohhh!
 * Kaz: ...I wanna tell you that I think your brother sounds like a real good guy.
 * Delaney Monroe: He is pretty special. I mean, they don't let just anypony be captain of the Royal Guard.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: [chirp] So let me get this straight. We're helping out with the wedding of not only a princess, but a captain of the Royal Guard?
 * Delaney Monroe: I guess we are.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Ooh, ooh, oooh!
 * [thump]
 * Rest of main cast: [excited chattering]


 * Rose Gertrude: A sonic rainboom? At a wedding?! Can you say "best wedding ever"?!
 * Wick: [gasp] [echoing] Best wedding ever!
 * Jennah: So you all get to help with the big fancy wedding, but I'm the one who gets to host the bachelor party! I have just one question. What's a bachelor party?
 * Rose Gertrude,  Cynthia Katsuragi,  Wick,  Kaz, and  Elina Shimmer: [laughter]
 * Kaz: Why the long face, sugarcube?
 * Delaney Monroe: I'm just thinking about Tim. Ever since I moved to Ponyville, we've been seeing each other less and less. And now that he's starting a new family with this "Princess Mi Amore Ca-whatshername", we'll probably never see each other.
 * Kaz: Come on, now. You're his sister. He'll always make time for you.
 * Delaney Monroe: Couldn't seem to make time to tell me he was getting married.


 * Wick: We're here, we're here!
 * Rose Gertrude: Whoa, what's with all the guards?
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: I'm sure they're just taking the necessary precautions. Royal weddings do bring out the strangest ponies.
 * Wick: Aaaaaaaaa– [sneezes like a trumpet]
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Now, let's get going! We've got work to do!
 * Kaz: And you've got a big brother to go congratulate.
 * Delaney Monroe: Yeah. Congratulate. And then give him a piece of my mind.


 * Delaney Monroe: I've got something to say to you, mister.
 * Tim Monroe: Delaney! Ah, I've missed, you, kid. How was the train ride? I–
 * Delaney Monroe: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married! I'm your sister, for pony's sake!
 * Tim Monroe: It's not my fault! Wizzy has requested a major increase in security. Didn't you see all the guards at the train station?
 * Delaney Monroe: Yeah, there's a big wedding coming up. Maybe you heard about it?
 * Tim Monroe: It has nothing to do with the wedding. A threat has been made against Louisville. We don't know who's responsible for it, but Wizzy asked that I help provide additional protection. This, you need to see.
 * [pop]
 * Tim Monroe: [gasps] The burden of keeping Louisville safe and secure rests squarely on my shoulders. Staying focused on the task at hand has been my top priority.
 * Delaney Monroe: Okay, okay, I get it. You've got a really important job protecting all of Louisville with a force field only you can conjure up. But still... how could you not tell me about something as big as your wedding? Am I not that important to you any more?
 * Tim Monroe: Hey. You're my little sister. Of course you're important to me. But I'd understand if you didn't want to be my best mare now.
 * Delaney Monroe: You want me to be your best mare?
 * Tim Monroe: Well... yeah.
 * Delaney Monroe: I'd be honored! But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know! When did you even meet this "Brittany Monroe"?
 * Tim Monroe: Delaney, Brittany Monroe is Brittany, your old babysitter.
 * Delaney Monroe: Brittany? As in the Brittany? As in the greatest babysitter in all the history of babysitters?!
 * Tim Monroe: [chuckles] You tell me. She was your babysitter.
 * Delaney Monroe: Ohmygoshohmygosh! Brittany is only the most amazing pony ever! She's beautiful, she's caring, she's kind...


 * Young Delaney Monroe: I am so lucky to have you as my babysitter!
 * Young Brittany Monroe: I'm the one who's lucky, Delaney.
 * Young Delaney Monroe: [scoffs] You're a princess. I'm just a regular old unicorn.
 * Young Brittany Monroe: You are anything but a regular old unicorn.
 * Young Delaney and Young Brittany: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake! [laughing]


 * Drew: I am going for a hooficure and that is that!
 * Savanna: You are not going–
 * Drew: I am! I am!
 * Savanna: I've already paid for three this month!
 * Drew: I... no! My girlfriends are all getting their hooves done! And you said that onl–
 * Savanna: Please, we've done this at least–
 * Savanna and Drew: [suddenly stop arguing]
 * Savanna: Oh! Ho, ho, ho.
 * Drew: Oh, sweetie. You just did that face.


 * Delaney Monroe: How many unicorns can just spread love wherever they go? I only know of one! And you're marrying her! [sing-song voice] You're marrying Brittany! You're marrying Brittany!
 * Brittany Monroe: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.
 * Delaney Monroe: Brittany! Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
 * Brittany Monroe: What are you doing?
 * Delaney Monroe: Brittany, it's me, Delaney!
 * Brittany Monroe: [uninterested] Uh-huh.
 * Tim Monroe: I've gotta get back to my station, but Brittany will be checking in with all of you to see how things are going. I think I speak for both of us when I say we couldn't be more excited to have you here. Right, dear?
 * Brittany Monroe: Absolutely.
 * Tim Monroe: Well, we'll let you get to it.


 * [country music]
 * Kaz: Cake, check. Ice sculpture, check. Best darn bite-size apple fritter you ever tasted...
 * Delaney Monroe: Mmm. Check.
 * Jennah: [deep voice] I do. Do you? [high voice] I do! [kissing noises] [laughs nervously]
 * Kaz: Hiya, Princess!
 * Brittany Monroe: Please, call me Brittany Monroe.
 * Kaz: Hiya, Brittany Monroe. You come to check out what's on the menu for your big day?
 * Brittany Monroe: I have!
 * [sinister chords]
 * Brittany Monroe: [gulp] Delicious! I love-love-love them. [laughs nervously]
 * Kaz: Aw, shucks. Why don't you take a few to go? [squee] I know how you brides can be. So busy, you forget to get a little somethin' in your belly.
 * [thud]
 * Delaney Monroe: [gasps]
 * [door closes]
 * Delaney Monroe: Did... you see what she...


 * Delaney Monroe: Oh, you should have seen how she acted back there. I don't know when she changed, but she changed! [imitating Brittany] "Please, call me Brittany Monroe."
 * Brittany Monroe: Did I hear someone say my name?
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Your highness! Let me just start by saying what an honor it is to play a role in such a momentous occasion. [laughs nervously]
 * Brittany Monroe: [unenthusiastically] Uh-huh. Is my dress ready?
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: [stammers] Yes, of course. Um, I've been working on it ever since I was given the assignment, and I think you'll be pleased with the results! Mmm!
 * Brittany Monroe: I was hoping for something with more beading and a longer train.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Oh, yes, of course.
 * Brittany Monroe: And those should be a different color.
 * Elizabeth McCourt: I think they're lovely.
 * Adalyn Campbell: Me too!
 * Ellianna Stanley: I love them.
 * Brittany Monroe: Make them a different color.
 * Delaney Monroe: Gee, maybe her name should be "Princess Demandy-pants."


 * [pop]
 * Wick: Okay, let me see. We've been over the games... [rattles dice] ...the dances...
 * [polka from Swarm of the Century plays and stops]
 * Wick: [gasps] I think this reception is gonna be perfect! Don't you?
 * Brittany Monroe: Perfect! ...If we were celebrating a six-year-old's birthday party.
 * Wick: [gasps] Thank you!


 * Sarvente: Rest, my sister. As always, I will guard the night.
 * Delaney Monroe: Bet I can guess what you're all thinking. Brittany is the absolute worst bride-to-be ever.
 * Jennah: [high voice] Who, me?
 * Kaz: Jennah! That goes on the cake.
 * Jennah: [laughs nervously]
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Delaney, whatever are you talking about? Brittany is an absolute gem!
 * Delaney Monroe: Cynthia Katsuragi, she was so demanding!
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Well, of course she is! Why shouldn't she expect the very best on her wedding day?
 * Delaney Monroe: Kaz, did you know that after she told you how much she just 'love-love-loved' your hors d'eouvres, she threw them in the trash?
 * Kaz: Aw, she was probably just trying to spare my feelin's.
 * Delaney Monroe: No, she was just being fake and totally insincere!
 * Elina Shimmer: She did raise her voice at one of my birds during rehearsal.
 * Delaney Monroe: See? Rude!
 * Elina Shimmer: But he was singing really off-key.
 * [bird sings off-key]
 * Delaney Monroe: Wick, you had to have noticed how Brittany treated–
 * Wick and Jennah: [kissing noises and laughing]
 * Delaney Monroe: Never mind. Rose Gertrude, you're with me, right?
 * Rose Gertrude: Sorry, Twi. Been too busy prepping for my sonic rainboom to pay much attention to the bride's bad attitude.
 * Delaney Monroe: [growls]
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: The princess is about to get married. I'm sure any negative behavior she might be displaying is simply the result of nerves.
 * [thump]
 * Delaney Monroe: And I'm sure it's the result of being an awful pony who doesn't deserve to even know Tim, let alone marry him!
 * Kaz: Think maybe you're bein' just a tiny bit possessive of your brother?
 * Rest of main cast: Uh-huh.
 * Delaney Monroe: I am not being possessive, and I am not taking it out on Brittany! You're all just too caught up in your wedding planning to notice that maybe there shouldn't even [thumps table] be a wedding!


 * [knocking]
 * Tim Monroe: Delaney! Your big brother's looking pretty good, don't you think? Huh. Everything okay?
 * Delaney Monroe: We need to talk. I think you're making a big–
 * Brittany Monroe: [clears throat]
 * Tim Monroe: Oh, uh, hi, sweetie.
 * Delaney Monroe: She sure has a way of sneaking up on people.
 * Brittany Monroe: Could I speak to you for a moment, dear?
 * Tim Monroe: Better see what she wants.
 * Brittany Monroe: [muffled] Look, we need to talk.
 * Tim Monroe: [muffled] I'm here to talk.
 * Brittany Monroe: [muffled] It's about your sister, okay?
 * Tim Monroe: [muffled] I– look, look, she's okay–
 * Brittany Monroe: [muffled] Just... listen to me, (over Tim) alright? No no–
 * Tim Monroe: [muffled] I'm listening, I'm listening.
 * Brittany Monroe: [muffled] I thought I made it perfectly clear I didn't want you to wear that.
 * Tim Monroe: This was my favorite uncle's.
 * Brittany Monroe: And?
 * Tim Monroe: And I think I should wear it.
 * Brittany Monroe: Are you disagreeing with me?
 * Tim Monroe: I guess I am– Ah!
 * Brittany Monroe: Oh, dear. Are you getting another one of your headaches?
 * Tim Monroe: Gyah!
 * Brittany Monroe: Feeling better?
 * Tim Monroe: [grunts] Mm-hmm.
 * Delaney Monroe: She isn't just unpleasant and rude. She's downright evil!
 * Tim Monroe: Delaney!
 * Brittany Monroe: Let her go.
 * Tim Monroe: Huh. It seemed like she had something else she wanted to tell me.


 * Sarvente: Who goes there? Stay indoors, Delaney Monroe.
 * Delaney Monroe: Tim's in real trouble! You have to help–
 * Rest of main cast: [various chatter]
 * Delaney Monroe: Dresses? What are you–?
 * Elina Shimmer: Can you believe it? We're gonna be Brittany Monroe's new bridesmaids!
 * Delaney Monroe: New bridesmaids? What happened to her old bridesmaids?
 * Kaz: She didn't say. But she did tell us that she would love-love-love it if we'd fill in for them.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Seeing as we've been working so hard and everything.
 * Kaz: And you had your doubts about her.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Told you she was an absolute gem!
 * Rose Gertrude: You sure this is what I should wear? Doesn't seem all that aerodynamic.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: Hmm. I'll see what I can do.
 * Kaz, Wick, and Elina Shimmer: [excited chatter and laughing]
 * Delaney Monroe: Looks like I really am on my own.


 * [church organ music]
 * Wizzy: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Brittany will enter.
 * [Wagner's "Bridal Chorus" plays]
 * Wizzy: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Tim, you'll get the ring from your best mare.
 * Jennah: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!
 * Tim Monroe: Hey... has anypony seen Delaney?
 * [doors open]
 * Delaney Monroe: I'm here! I'm not gonna stand next to her! And neither should you!
 * Tim Monroe: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's acting like this.
 * Brittany Monroe: Maybe we should just ignore her.
 * Delaney Monroe: You have to listen to me!
 * Elina Shimmer: Oh, goodness! Are you okay?
 * Delaney Monroe: I'm fine.
 * Kaz: Ya sure about that?
 * Delaney Monroe: I've got something to say! She's evil!
 * Rest of main cast: [concerned chattering]
 * Royal guard: [inaudible comment to other guard]
 * Delaney Monroe: She's been horrible to my friends, she's obviously done something to her bridesmaids, and if that wasn't enough, I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!
 * Brittany Monroe: [starts crying] Why are you doing this to me?!
 * Delaney Monroe: Because you're evil!
 * Brittany Monroe: [crying]
 * Delaney Monroe: Evil! And if I don't stop you, you're gonna ruin my brother's life!
 * [smack]
 * Tim Monroe: You want to know why my eyes went all [bells jangling]? Nuh! Because ever since I started having to perform my protection spell, I've been getting terrible migraines. Brittany hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me!
 * Delaney Monroe: [inhales]
 * Tim Monroe: And she decided to replace her bridesmaids because she found out the only reason they wanted to be in the wedding was so that they could meet Louisville royalty! And if she hasn't been on her best behavior with your [stomps hoof] friends, it's because with me being so busy, she's had to make all the decisions about the wedding!
 * Delaney Monroe: I was just trying to–
 * Tim Monroe: She's been completely stressed out because it's really important to her that our big day be perfect! Something that obviously wasn't important to you! [gasps] Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and comfort my bride. And you can forget about being my best mare. In fact, if I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.
 * Kaz: C'mon, y'all. Let's go check on the princess.
 * Delaney Monroe: I was–
 * Wizzy: You have a lot to think about.
 * [doors slam]
 * Delaney Monroe: Maybe I was being overprotective. I could've gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother.


 * [Delaney Monroe]


 * He was my big brother, best friend
 * Forever...
 * And now, we'll never do anything
 * Together...


 * [smashing noise]
 * Delaney Monroe: I'm sorry!
 * Brittany Monroe: You will be.
 * [flames crackling]
 * [To be continued...]
 * [Previously]


 * Delaney Monroe: "Wizzy cordially invites you to the wedding of Brittany Monroe and..." [gasp] My brother?


 * Tim Monroe: Delaney! Ah, I've missed you, kid.


 * Delaney Monroe: How dare you not tell me in person that you were getting married!


 * Tim Monroe: A threat has been made against Louisville. Wizzy asked that I help provide additional protection.


 * Delaney Monroe: But I'm still pretty ticked you're marrying somepony I don't even know.


 * Tim Monroe: Brittany Monroe is Brittany.


 * Delaney Monroe: Brittany is only the most amazing pony ever!


 * Queen Chrysalis: I hope I'm not interrupting anything important.


 * Delaney Monroe: Brittany, it's me! Delaney!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [uninterested] Uh-huh.


 * Tim Monroe: And I think I should wear it.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Are you disagreeing with me?


 * Delaney Monroe: She's evil! I saw her put a spell on my brother that made his eyes go all [bells jangling]!


 * Tim Monroe: Brittany hasn't been casting spells on me. She's been using her magic to heal me! If I were you, I wouldn't show up to the wedding at all.


 * Delaney Monroe: I just lost a brother. I'm sorry!


 * Queen Chrysalis: You will be.


 * Delaney Monroe: [echoing] Hello? Is anyone there?
 * [thud]
 * [laughter]
 * Delaney Monroe: Where am I?
 * Queen Chrysalis: The caves beneath Louisville, once home to greedy unicorns who wanted to claim the gems that could be found inside. And now, your prison.
 * Delaney Monroe: Help! Help!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] It's no use. No one can hear you. And no one will ever think to look for you, either. Most ponies have forgotten that these caves even exist, which is why they are the ideal place to keep the ones who try to interfere with my plans. [laughing]
 * Delaney Monroe: Plans? What plans?
 * Queen Chrysalis: The plans I have for your brother, of course.
 * Delaney Monroe: Don't you dare do anything to my brother, you... you monster!
 * Queen Chrysalis: Only way to stop me is to catch me! [laughing] Over here! [laughing] Nope, over here! [laughing]
 * [glass breaking]
 * Brittany Monroe: No! Wait! Ugh! Please! Don't hurt me! Delaney, it's me! Please, you have to believe me. I've been imprisoned like you. The Brittany who brought you down here was an imposter.
 * Delaney Monroe: Likely story!
 * Brittany Monroe: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake. Clap your hooves...
 * Delaney Monroe and Brittany Monroe: ...and do a little shake.
 * Delaney Monroe: You remember me!
 * Brittany Monroe: Of course I do. How could I forget the filly I love to sit for the most?
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing]
 * Delaney Monroe: We have to get out of here. We have to stop her!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing]


 * [organ music]
 * Wizzy: Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to witness the union of [muffled] Brittany Monroe and Tim.
 * Brittany Monroe: Oh, we're never going to save him.
 * Delaney Monroe: We will. We just have to find... There!
 * Adalyn Campbell, Ellianna Stanley, and Elizabeth McCourt: You're not going anywhere.


 * Wizzy: Brittany Monroe and Tim, it is my great pleasure to pronounce you–
 * Delaney Monroe: Stop!
 * [ponies chattering]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Ugh! Why does she have to be so possessive of her brother? [sobbing] Why does she have to ruin my special day?
 * Brittany Monroe: Because it's not your special day! It's mine!
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Queen Chrysalis: What? But how did you escape my bridesmaids?


 * Adalyn Campbell, Ellianna Stanley, and Elizabeth McCourt: I want it!


 * Queen Chrysalis: Hmph. Clever. But you're still too late.
 * Kaz: I-I don't understand. How can there be two of 'em?
 * Brittany Monroe: She's a changeling. She takes the form of somepony you love and gains power by feeding off your love for them.
 * [flames roaring]
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] Right you are, Princess. And as queen of the changelings, it is up to me to find food for my subjects. Equestria has more love than any place I've ever encountered. My fellow changelings will be able to devour so much of it that we will gain more power than we have ever dreamed of!
 * Brittany Monroe: They'll never get the chance! Tim's protection spell will keep them from ever even reaching us!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [chuckling] Oh, I doubt that. Isn't that right, dear?
 * Tim Monroe: Mm-hmm.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Ah, ah, ah. Don't want to go back to the caves, now do you? Ever since I took your place, I've been feeding off Tim's love for you. Every moment he grows weaker and so does his spell. Even now, my minions are chipping away at it.
 * Changelings: [laughing]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] He may not be my husband, but he is under my total control now.
 * Delaney Monroe and Brittany Monroe: [gasp]
 * Queen Chrysalis: And, I'm sorry to say, unable to perform his duties as captain of the Royal Guard.
 * Brittany Monroe: Not my Tim!
 * Queen Chrysalis: Soon, my changeling army will break through. First, we take Louisville. And then, all of Equestria!
 * Wizzy: No. You won't. You may have made it impossible for Tim to perform his spell, but now that you have so foolishly revealed your true self, I can protect my subjects from you!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [grunting]
 * [explosion]
 * [crown clatters]
 * [ponies gasp]
 * Delaney Monroe: Wizzy!
 * Queen Chrysalis: Ah! Tim's love for you is even stronger than I thought! Consuming it has made me even more powerful than Celestia!
 * Wizzy: The Elements of Harmony. You must get to them and use their power to defeat the queen.
 * Delaney Monroe, Kaz, Wick, Rose Gertrude and Elina Shimmer: Cynthia Katsuragi!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] You can run, but you can't hide!
 * Changelings: [laughing]
 * [barrier breaking]
 * Delaney Monroe: Go, go!
 * Rose Gertrude: Looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way. How did you...?
 * Delaney Monroe: They're changelings, remember?
 * Changelings [as Delaney Monroe]: They're changelings, remember?
 * Delaney Monroe: Don't let them distract you. We have to get to the Elements of Harmony. They're our only hope.
 * [various fighting sounds]
 * Changelings [as Rose Gertrude]: [growls]
 * Changeling: [hisses]
 * Kaz: Okay, this is just gettin' weird. Real me! Real me!
 * Wick: [laughing] Do me! Do me! Meh, I've seen better.
 * [changelings buzzing]


 * Brittany Monroe: You won't get away with this! Delaney and her friends will–
 * [doors open]
 * Queen Chrysalis: You were saying? You do realize the reception's been cancelled, don't you? Go! Feed!
 * [doors close]
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] It's funny, really. Delaney here was suspicious of my behavior all along. Too bad the rest of you were too caught up in your wedding planning to realize those suspicions were correct! [laughing]
 * Kaz: Sorry, Twi. We should've listened to you.
 * Delaney Monroe: It's not your fault. She fooled everypony.
 * Queen Chrysalis: Hmm, I did, didn't I?


 * Delaney Monroe: Quick! Go to him while you still have the chance!
 * [electric sounds]
 * Tim Monroe: Wha– where... huh? Is...is the wedding over?
 * Queen Chrysalis: It's all over!
 * Delaney Monroe: Your spell! Perform your spell!
 * Queen Chrysalis: [laughing] What good would that do? My changelings already roam free.
 * Tim Monroe: No! My power is useless now. I don't have the strength to repel them.
 * Brittany Monroe: My love will give you strength.
 * Queen Chrysalis: [chuckling] What a lovely but absolutely ridiculous sentiment.
 * [magic twinkling and surging]
 * Queen Chrysalis: Noooooo!
 * Queen Chrysalis and Changelings: [screaming]
 * Wizzy: Don't worry about me. I'm fine. You have a real wedding to put together.


 * Brittany Monroe: [gulp]
 * [birds chirping]
 * [cymbals crashing]


 * [birds whistling Wagner's "Bridal Chorus"]
 * [doors open]
 * Delaney Monroe: Seriously, though. I get why the queen of the changelings wanted to be with you, but how did you get someone as amazing as Brittany to marry you?
 * Tim Monroe: I told her she wouldn't just be gaining a husband. She'd be getting a pretty great sister, too.
 * Wizzy: Mares and gentlecolts, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of the real Brittany Monroe–
 * Brittany Monroe: Brittany Monroe is fine.
 * Wizzy: Hm. The union of Brittany Monroe and Tim. The strength of their commitment is clear. The power of their love, undeniable. May we have the rings please? I now pronounce you mare and colt!
 * [cheering]
 * Wizzy: This is your victory as much as theirs. You persisted in the face of doubt, and your actions led to your being able to bring the real Brittany Monroe back to us. Learning to trust your instincts is a valuable lesson to learn.
 * Tim and Brittany Monroe: [kissing]
 * Wizzy: Rose Gertrude, that's your cue.
 * [explosion]
 * Rose Gertrude: Best... wedding... ever!


 * ["Love Is In Bloom" starting]
 * Sarvente: Hello, everypony. Did I miss anything?
 * Wick: [squee] Let's get this party started!


 * Tim Monroe: Delaney! None of this would've been possible without you, little sis. Love ya, Delaney.
 * Delaney Monroe: Love you too, B.B.B.F.F.
 * Tim Monroe: Ready to go?
 * Brittany Monroe: Oh! Almost forgot.
 * Cynthia Katsuragi: IT'S MINE! Oof! Ahaha... ha.


 * Delaney Monroe: Now this was a great wedding.
 * Jennah: Oh, yeah? Just wait until you see what I have planned for the bachelor party! [laughing]
 * Everypony: [laughing]
 * [fireworks]


 * [music]
 * [credits]