Haunted Family Quest

"" is a knockoff of "Haunted Circus Quest".

SpongeBob and his Friends were excited about Halloween:

 * (SpongeBob and his Friends Make Jack o' Lanterns)
 * (Amane pops out of the red bed): I love Halloween.
 * Lollipop: We're impressed.
 * Amane: Sheesh, daughters of scary movie monsters. My worst nightmare brought to life. Wait. They're real!
 * Lollipop: Real?
 * Amane: Of course, these ghouls are real.
 * SpongeBob: The-- The ghost! The ghost!
 * Lollipop: That's not a ghost. You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat.
 * SpongeBob: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)

Haunted Swing/Haunted Carousel/Haunted City:

 * (A Bat Began to Tickle Lollipop)
 * Lollipop: (Laughs) Hey, stop that!
 * Amane: Come on, you're the one tickling you!
 * Lollipop: Look!
 * (Ghost Moaning)
 * Lollipop: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (Lollipop Screams and Jumps into Amane's Arms)
 * (A Ghost Shows Up)
 * Amane: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (To their horror, they saw a ghost costume haunting Natsuki)
 * (Ghost Moaning)
 * Natsuki: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (There is a Ghost in the City)
 * (They are Very Afraid of Ghosts)

The Mysterious Ghost:

 * (Just Then a Ghost Pops Out, and Wails)
 * Natsuki and Lollipop: A G-G-G-GHOST!!
 * (Amane Turns Around is Startled)
 * Amane: Where's the ghost?!
 * Natsuki: Right there!
 * (Amane Turns Around and Doesn't See Anything)
 * Amane: Oh, there's no one there. Natsuki, you give me a pain sometimes.
 * Natsuki: Don't be scared, Natsuki. You can do this.
 * Lollipop: It's just a trick. It's just a trick.
 * (Amane, Natsuki and Lollipop Bump Into Each Other and Scream)
 * Amane, Natsuki and Lollipop: Oh, it's you!
 * (They Laugh)
 * Amane: Have you found the Ghost yet?
 * Natsuki: No, Amane. And Lollipop and I looked everywhere.
 * (Natsuki and Lollipop Hear Eerie Noises)
 * (A Ghost Appears and Haunts Them)
 * (Natsuki and Lollipop are Scared)
 * Ghost: (Spooky voice) Ooooooooooh!
 * (Natsuki and Lollipop Scream in Horror)
 * (Scene Fades)
 * (Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards Lollipop and Natsuki)
 * (Natsuki and Lollipop Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened, but they Bumped into Amane, who is Standing)
 * Amane: Amane Kasai runs from nothing!
 * (The ghost comes near the Lollipop, Amane and Natsuki. Lollipop, Amane and Natsuki ran for their lives.)
 * Lollipop: Get away from us, ghostie!
 * (Ghost Moans)
 * Natsuki: Go and spook someone else's house!
 * (Lollipop, Amane and Natsuki Scream)

The Ghost Scares Lollipop and Amane:

 * Amane: I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see her.
 * Lollipop: Amane, what is the matter with you?
 * Amane: Nothing, nothing.
 * (Moaning Sound)
 * Amane: Did you hear that?
 * (Ghost Shows Up)
 * Lollipop: G-G-G-Ghost!
 * Amane: Run away!
 * (Lollipop and Amane Run from the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost Follows Them)
 * (Lollipop and Amane Hide)
 * (The Ghost Scares Lollipop and Amane)
 * (Lollipop and Amane Scream in Terror)
 * Lollipop: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (The Ghost Slips and Falls)
 * (The Ghost was Nothing there)
 * Lollipop: It is a ghost! Who is the ghost?
 * Ghost: I am the ghost! It's just the continuing saga of The Gummy Borgor and we're going to unravel it all over this ocean of chairs.
 * Lollipop: No, no, no! You can't do that! I won't let you do that! I'm Gummy Borgor! I'm Lollipop! I'll stop anything you want to do! [points to herself] I am Lollipop! I'm Lollipop! Except for the occasional Goofy eyes and smile, and hair that never stays perfect, and occasionally wrinkly skin, this woman is me! I am Lollipop!
 * Ghost: Lollipop, I am the monster. This show's a fictitious reality tv show. You are not a present-day Gummy Borgor. [pulls away a single strand of tangled hair] You are a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe, a tv grandma. You are The One True Gummy Borgor. I created you. You're a portrait of my tortured youth, but now that I have you back and feel you're safe with me. You are truly me. You deserve better. You deserve love.
 * (Lollipop smiles): There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Lollipop's world.
 * Natsuki: G-G-G-Ghosts! I'll show them all! So long! Go on!! "Go on!!!" Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes. end Flashback Theatre montage. Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage. As the track ends, the answering machine rings. It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler. She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more I'll say to you Once more I am to blame Then once again I am innocent once again I'll marry Anne if she will let me

The Ghost Scares Natsuki:

 * [The lights black turn off. The ghost wails ghostly.]
 * Ghost: [As it opens the front door] Natsuki!
 * Natsuki: Wha?
 * [The ghost tosses over a table and barrel. It picks up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Ghost: Natsuki, I've come to haunt you.
 * [Natsuki uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Natsuki: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [The ghost moans ghostly. The ghost walks by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Natsuki hits the ball faster.]
 * Natsuki: I'm warning ya!
 * [The ghost moans. The ghost stops the ball. The ghost then cuts the string.]
 * Natsuki: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Ghost: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Natsuki screams.]
 * Natsuki: I gotta get out of here!
 * [She runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Ghost: You can't escape, Natsuki. I've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Haunted City.]
 * Natsuki: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Natsuki tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots her backwards, and she crashes into a table]
 * Ghost: Nice try, Natsuki, but I replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Natsuki dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. She pulls herself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Ghost: Too late, Natsuki, I've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Natsuki cowers in a corner.]
 * Natsuki: Please, spirit, leave me be.
 * [The ghost laughs.]
 * Ghost: [while Natsuki is incoherently begging for her life] I got Natsuki good. [to Natsuki] You're going to pay, Natsuki.
 * Natsuki: [shaking with fear] No, spirit, please!
 * Ghost: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Natsuki: No!
 * Ghost: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Natsuki: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on the ghost, making it reappear, revealing SpongeBob. She laughs, not noticing she's visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't SpongeBob SquarePants.
 * SpongeBob: [wiggling her arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [SpongeBob looks down and notices that she is visible.]
 * SpongeBob: Uh, I'm visible again. [SpongeBob looks down, then she screams. Natsuki lifts her up by the back of her neck as she tries to run.]
 * Natsuki: So you are the ghost of my family.
 * SpongeBob: I'm really sorry, Natsuki. Please don't chop me into little pieces and eat 'em.