The Lalaloopsy 8 and the Spooky School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (MGA Entertainment presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Walk Down the Road)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * Jewel: Crumbs, look. Lighting.
 * Crumbs: Lighting? Don't you mean lighting, Jewel?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Jewel: No, lighting.
 * (Jewel)
 * (Jewel Pulls the Isis to Crumbs)
 * (Crumbs)
 * Crumbs: Not while I'm walking, Jewel.
 * (Crumbs Moves the Isis Away)
 * Spot: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Dot, Spot, and Bea)
 * (Crumbs Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by Liz Young)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Crumbs: Holy! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Jewel Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Mittens: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Bea: Don't be silly, Mittens. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Peanut: Oh, no! Bea!
 * Spot: Crikey! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Bea: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Peanut: Bea, let go!
 * Bea: Anything you say, Peanut.
 * (Bea Falls on Peanut)
 * Bea: Gee, Peanut, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Peanut: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Jewel: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Peanut: Me, too.
 * Mittens: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Spot Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Mittens: I put it there for safe keeping, Spot.
 * Spot: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Crumbs: No, we're not, Spot. There's the school. Not to shabby, Jewel.
 * Jewel: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Ms. Grimberry's Finish School for Girls!
 * Crumbs: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Ms. Grimberry's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Jewel: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Mittens: Yeah.
 * Bea: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Bea: See, Peanut? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Crumbs: Holy! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Mittens: I can't see the road!
 * (Jewel Wipes Mittens's Eyes)
 * Jewel: How's that, Mittens?
 * Mittens: Much better, Jewel. I think I see the school.
 * (Mittens Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Peanut: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Bea: It even has a moat.
 * Mittens: Moat?!
 * Jewel: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Jewel is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Crumbs (Off-Screen): That's Jewel. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Jewel and Fixes Him)
 * Jewel: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Jewel)
 * Jewel: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Flaming, Shoots Fire at Jewel)
 * Jewel: Crumbs! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Crumbs: Jewel likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Jewel: Pillow! Mittens! Peanut! Crumbs! Dot! Spot! Bea!
 * (Jewel Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Flaming's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Bea: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Flaming Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Jewel)
 * Jewel: Oh, no.
 * (Flaming Snarls at Jewel)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Flaming, come here.
 * (Flaming Sadly Comes to Ms. Grimberry)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Jewel: Me? No.
 * Crumbs: Gee, Jewel, is that--?
 * Jewel: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Flaming can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Crumbs: Nice to know you, Flaming. I'm Crumbs. I guess you've already met Jewel.
 * (Flaming Snarls at Jewel)
 * Jewel (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Then you must be Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Dot, Spot, and Bea. I'm Ms. Grimberry, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Mittens: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Mittens Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Mittens Hears a Howl)
 * Mittens: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Jewel?
 * Jewel: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Jewel and Mittens Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Come now. We have a contract, Mittens. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Mittens: I think so.
 * Bea: Sure they are. Spot and I even witnessed them. Right, Spot?
 * Spot: Right, Bea.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Mittens: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Beatrice: What's wrong with that? I'm Beatrice Batty, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Mittens: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Jewel: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Candy Walks Down)
 * Candy: Hi! My name is Candy Broomsticks.
 * Jewel: Are you a witch?
 * Candy: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Haley: Greetings, earthlings. I'm Haley Galaxy, the Alien's daughter.
 * Mittens: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Haley: Yes indeed.
 * Boo: Hello! I'm Boo Scaredy Cat, the Kitty's daughter.
 * Bea: How cute! A cat!
 * Peanut: She's too cute, Bea. But I agree with you.
 * Baley: Hi there! I'm Baley Sticks N. Straws, Zardy's daughter.
 * Mittens: Are you a scarecrow, too?
 * Baley: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Jelly: Hello there. I'm Jelly Wiggle Jiggle, the Blob's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Mittens: B-B-B-B-blob--
 * Jewel: m-m-m-m-m-monster?
 * Peggy: Hi! I'm Peggy Seven Seas.
 * Crumbs: Are you really a pirate?
 * Peggy: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Pumpkin: Hello there. I'm Pumpkin Candle Light.
 * Mittens: Y-Y-Y-You're a pumpkin, right?
 * Pumpkin (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Whitney Howling)
 * Crumbs: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Ms. Grimberry: Whitney Howls-a-Lot the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Whitney.
 * Whitney: Helloooooooooo.
 * Mittens: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Scraps Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Jewel and Mittens Skid to a Stop)
 * Scraps: Hi! I'm Scraps Stitched 'N' Sewn.
 * Jewel: And I'm outta here!
 * Scraps: Huh?
 * Jewel: Come on, guys.
 * Bea: But, Jewel--
 * Ms. Grimberry: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Scraps: They don't run like their tired.
 * Beatrice: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Ms. Grimberry, Scraps, Candy, Peggy, Boo, Jelly, Baley, Haley, Pumpkin, Whitney, and Beatrice Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Mittens: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Jewel: I hope so, Mittens.
 * Bea: But, Jewel, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Mittens (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Bea. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Phantasma Floats By)
 * Mittens: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Phantasma: Hi! I'm Phantasma Plasma. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Phantasma Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Peanut: Not bad, Phantasma, but do you know any pop?
 * (Mittens Grabs Peanut's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Grimberry Girls)
 * Scraps: Don't worry, Ms. Grimberry. We'll find 'em.
 * Spot: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Jewel: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Madeleina Yawns)
 * Mittens: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Jewel: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Bumps into Scraps and Baley)
 * (Jewel Screams and Jumps into Mittens's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Ms. Grimberry: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Madeleina Wraps-a-Lot, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Madeleina Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Beatrice: Yes, Madeleina. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Mittens: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Jewel: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Phantasma Laughs): They're strange, Scraps.
 * Scraps: But they're in good shape, Phantasma.
 * Crumbs: Gee, thanks.
 * Mittens: Good shape? For what?
 * Beatrice: To teach us how to beat those Beater Cadets, of course.
 * Madeleina: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Phantasma: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Whitney: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Mittens: But--
 * Crumbs: That's Jewel. He and Mittens got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Jewel: Yes, right.
 * Crumbs: Don't worry, Madeleina. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Crumbs.
 * Whitney: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Beatrice: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Scraps: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Scraps Slaps Peanut, Pillow, Mittens, and Jewel, Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Ms. Grimberry the Keys)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut Yells as they Faint)
 * (Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea Carry Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut in Their Arms)
 * Bea: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Flaming Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Ready for some early morning exercises, Spot?
 * Spot: You betcha, Ms. Grimberry. Want us to wake Mittens and Jewel?
 * Ms. Grimberry: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Mittens Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Mittens's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Mittens: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Mittens: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Mittens Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Jewel Snoring)
 * (Flaming Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Flaming: Ohh.
 * (Flaming Mutters and Walks to Jewel)
 * (Flaming Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Jewel's Finger)
 * (Jewel Yells)
 * Crumbs: Sounds like Jewel's up and at 'em.
 * (Jewel Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Bea: Slimy, Jewel, you woke up the fish.
 * Ms. Grimberry: That's no fish, Bea. That's out pet piranha.
 * Jewel: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Jewel's Finger)
 * (Jewel Yells)
 * Beatrice: Ms. Grimberry told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Jelly: Right.
 * Jewel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Scraps: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Whitney: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Madeleina: Careful, Whitney. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Phantasma Laughing): How am I doing, Beatrice?
 * Beatrice: Oh, awesome, Phantasma.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Looks like Jewel's got the ballet class started, Crumbs.
 * Crumbs: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Ms. Grimberry: You take over now, Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea.
 * Spot: You're the boss, Ms. Grimberry.
 * Bea: Yeah, thanks.
 * Ms. Grimberry: And tutus for you too, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut.
 * Peanut: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Peanut: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Bea?
 * Bea: Uh, well, because--
 * Ms. Grimberry: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Bea: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Spot Runs into Bea and They Spin)
 * Beatrice: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Scraps and Madeleina Twirl)
 * Madeleina: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Beater Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Johnny: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Tom Jackson: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Grimberry place.
 * Johnny: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weird Lalaloopsy 8.
 * Eric: Hey, let me see, Johnny.
 * Johnny: Careful, Eric. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Eric's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Johnny's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Johnny: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Dude: Tom, it's-- It's Colonel Beater.
 * Tom Jackson: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Beater: At ease, men.
 * (Johnny is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Beater: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Johnny Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Eric Holds his Body)
 * Johnny: Thanks, Eric. I needed that.
 * Colonel Beater: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Tom Jackson: Yes, sir. Beater Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Beater: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Ms. Grimberry's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Eric: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Eric Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Beater: Hit the deck!
 * (The Beater Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Tom Jackson: As you can see, sir, Eric here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Beater: So I noticed.
 * Eric: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Beater: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Beater Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Steve Harris: Our ball's now in Grimberry territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Tom Jackson: Good idea, Steve. Front and center, Eric. Lead the way!
 * Eric: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Eric: Uh-oh.
 * (Flaming Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Flaming Growling)
 * Tom Jackson: It's the Grimberry's weird guard dog.
 * Johnny (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Steve Harris: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Flaming Spews Fire)
 * Steve Harris: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Tom Jackson: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Flaming Spews More Fire)
 * (The Beater Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Eric: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Flaming Laughing): The ball.
 * (Flaming Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Crumbs: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Bea: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Spot: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Beatrice: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Scraps: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Whitney Howls): How you doing, Madeleina?
 * Madeleina: Great, Whitney. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Candy: Jelly, you need to feel the breeze.
 * Jelly: I like it!
 * Peggy: This is fun!
 * Baley: I agree!
 * Pumpkin: This is awesome!
 * Boo: I couldn't agree more, Pumpkin.
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Run Past Flaming)
 * Jewel: Hey, Flaming, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Flaming Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Jewel (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Spot: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Scraps: I just love running through the trees.
 * Phantasma: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Scraps: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, and Peanut Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Jewel: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Mittens: Oh, boy!
 * (Jewel and Mittens Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Jewel and Mittens: Yuck!
 * Beatrice: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Throw the Apples Away)
 * Jewel: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Beatrice, Phantasma, Jelly, Boo, Candy, Whitney, Scraps, Baley, Peggy, Haley, and Madeleina Eat Apples)
 * (Flaming Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Flaming, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Flaming Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Beater Military School)
 * Dude: Here's another water balloon, Eric.
 * Eric: What are these for anyway, Tom?
 * Tom Jackson: Ammunition.
 * Steve Harris: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Johnny?
 * Johnny: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Steve Harris: Check, bazooka.
 * Eric: Is this gonna get our ball back, Steve?
 * Steve Harris: Check, affirmative.
 * Johnny: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Tom Jackson: Good idea, Johnny. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Johnny: Fire?
 * Tom Jackson: No! Not--
 * (Tom Gets Blown Away)
 * Tom Jackson: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Beater: Cadet Harris, what is the meaning of this?
 * Tom Jackson: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Steve Harris: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Flaming Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Tom Jackson: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Steve Harris: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Beater's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Dude)
 * Colonel Beater: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Beater Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Beater: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Steve Harris: Your hat, Colonel Beater.
 * Colonel Beater: Thank you, Cadet Jackson.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Beater: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Ms. Grimberry Serving Food)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Jewel: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Bea: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Spot?
 * Spot: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Crumbs: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Spot: Oh, boy.
 * (Spot Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Spot: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Madeleina: Can I feed this one, Ms. Grimberry? Can I?
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Of course, Madeleina. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Madeleina: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Ms. Grimberry: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Ms. Grimberry: See?
 * Peanut: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Jewel: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Crumbs: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Crumbs Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Crumbs: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Mittens: Here's some squash.
 * (Mittens Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Mittens: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Bea Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Bea: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Mittens: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Beatrice: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Ms. Grimberry: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Scraps Throws Away the Corn)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Thank you, Scraps.
 * Scraps: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Mittens: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Whitney: How much allowance do you have left, Beatrice?
 * Beatrice: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Whitney: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Beatrice Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Mittens Yells as She Faints)
 * (Jewel Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Jewel Yells): Pillow! Mittens! My Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Jewel: My Eyes! My Eyes!
 * Pillow and Mittens: My Rice? Where?
 * Jewel: No. My Eyes.
 * Mittens: Oh! My Eyes!
 * Pillow: Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Jewel: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Peanut: I see no eyes, Jewel.
 * Mittens: You were imagining, Jewelie. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Jewel Glares at Mittens)
 * (Whitney Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Beatrice Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Beatrice: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Mittens: Smells awesome.
 * Spot: Smells great.
 * Mittens: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Bea: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Beatrice: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Bea and Peanut Gulp)
 * Peanut: Delicious.
 * Jewel: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Crumbs: Meet you back at the school.
 * Scraps: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Samira: So, Ms. Grimberry's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Underman: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Samira: You have done well, my Underman. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Samira, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Underman Laughing)
 * (Batleys Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Dude Hits the Ball)
 * Tom Jackson: Nice spike, Dude. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Beater Military to stay on top.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Johnny: On the leather with Beater!
 * Colonel Beater: That's the spirit, men!
 * Eric: Yes, sir!
 * (Tom Catches Dude as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Steve Harris: No fair, Tom. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Beater: Keep using your head, Harris. I'm going over to Ms. Grimberry's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Beater Walking to Ms. Grimberry's School)
 * (Colonel Beater Rings the Doorbell)
 * Ms. Grimberry: All that exercise really loosened you up, Madeleina, a little too much.
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, Ms. Grimberry, it's me, Colonel Beater.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Will you get the door for me, Beatrice?
 * Beatrice: You bet I will.
 * (Beatrice Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Beater: Ms. Grimberry? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Beater Looks Shocked)
 * (Beatrice Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Beatrice Screeching)
 * Colonel Beater: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Beatrice Changes Back into a Human)
 * Beatrice: Anything you say, Colonel Beater.
 * Colonel Beater: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Beatrice: Uh, up there. Ms. Grimberry said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Beater: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Beater Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Beater: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Beater)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Ah, Colonel Beater. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, Ms. Grimberry, th-this chair, it's--
 * Ms. Grimberry: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Beater Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, negative, Ms. Grimberry. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Manfred, the Butler Brings Ms. Grimberry a Fudge Plate)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Beater: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Manfred Pours Ms. Grimberry a Drink)
 * (Ms. Grimberry Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Beater Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Ms. Grimberry: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Manfred Wipes Ms. Grimberry's Mouth)
 * Colonel Beater: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Flaming Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Beater: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Flaming's Head)
 * Ms. Grimberry: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, negative, Ms. Grimberry. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Flaming Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Beater: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Ms. Grimberry: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (Manfred Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing the Lalaloopsy 8 to Slide Down)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Jewel, I want you to meet Colonel Beater.
 * Colonel Beater: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Jewel: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Beater Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Bad boy, Flaming!
 * (Flaming Grumbling)
 * Bea: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Beater: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Jewel: Watches synchronized.
 * Crumbs: Synchronized.
 * (Manfred Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Beater: Check. Over and out.
 * Peanut: Crikey, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Ms. Grimberry: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Mittens.
 * Mittens: Why the rush, Ms. G? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Jewel: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Crumbs: But, Pillow, Mittens, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Mittens: Why didn't you say so, Crumbs? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Whitney Howling)
 * (Stone Pirates Cover Their Ears)
 * (Phantasma Giggling)
 * (Whitney Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Jewel: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Crumbs (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Whitney Howling)
 * Jewel (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: Thanks a lot, Jewel.
 * Madeleina: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Ms. Grimberry: You definitely are, Madeleina. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Crumbs: That's it, Scraps. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Flaming Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Phantasma Laughing)
 * Peanut: Gee, Phantasma, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Phantasma Hits the Wall)
 * Phantasma: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Peanut: I think more into the wall.
 * (Crumbs Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Ms. Grimberry: You mean deep shrieking, Crumbs. Show her, girls.
 * (Madeleina Breathing)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Madeleina Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Beatrice: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Beatrice Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Beatrice Flies By Jewel)
 * (Jewel Yells and Falls Back)
 * Jewel: Oops.
 * (Flaming Growling)
 * (Jewel Yells)
 * (Jewel Runs Away, But Flaming Follows him)
 * Crumbs: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Jewel Yells)
 * (Flaming Blows Fire 4 Times at Jewel)
 * Jewel: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Crumbs: Good job, Jewel. That's deep breathing.
 * (Jewel is Running from Flaming): Yikes!
 * Crumbs (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Grimberry Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Beater, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Grimberry)
 * Tom Jackson: Get a load of that racket coming from the Grimberry place.
 * Steve Harris: Whew. And I thought Beater was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Eric: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Dude.
 * Dude: Aye, aye, Eric.
 * Eric: More weight.
 * Tom Jackson (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Dude: Attention!
 * (Dude Salutes but Drops the Sack on Eric who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Beater: At ease, men.
 * (Tom, Steve, Johnny, and Dude Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Eric)
 * Colonel Beater: I said at ease, Eric.
 * Eric: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Beater: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Tom, Dude, Steve, and Johnny: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Beater: Do you want this trophy to stay at Beater Military School?
 * Tom Jackson: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Beater Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Eric Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Eric: Those Grimberry Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Eric Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Crumbs: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Madeleina is Pumping Herself)
 * Crumbs: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Beater Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Mittens: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Jewelie.
 * Jewel: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Phantasma Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Jewel Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Mittens: Wow, Jewel. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Jewel's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Jewel Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Crumbs: This is not the time to go swimming, Jewel. We have a volleyball game.
 * Spot: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Crumbs.
 * (Sharks Approach Jewel)
 * Spot: Uh-oh. And it looks like Jewel is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Jewel)
 * (Jewel Screams in Terror): Crumbs! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Jewel)
 * Jewel: Crumbs! Help!
 * Crumbs: Keep paddling, Jewelie! We're on our way!
 * Spot: Us, too!
 * Scraps: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Baley: Let's go for it.
 * (Jewel Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Scraps and Baley Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Ms. Grimberry: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Scraps Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Candy: Geronimo!
 * Pumpkin: Look out below!
 * (Whitney Jumps, Howling)
 * (Beatrice Chuckles): Oh, Whitney. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Whitney and Beatrice Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Whitney Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Beatrice: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Bea: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea Jump in)
 * (Phantasma Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Madeleina: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Madeleina Jumps Down)
 * Mittens: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Spot?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Madeleina Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Crumbs: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Bea: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Scraps: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Beatrice: We're ready for those Beater Cadets.
 * (Whitney Howls): Go, Grimberry! (Howling)
 * (Phantasma Laughing)
 * Madeleina: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Samira: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Underman?
 * Underman: Yes, Samira. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Samira: Excellent.
 * Bea: Here, Peanut. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Samira and Underman)
 * Peanut (Off-Screen): Thanks, Bea. I needed that.
 * Samira: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Underman: Sorry, Samira.

The Volleyball Game/Grimberry All the Way:

 * (Tom Laughs): Look, guys, those Grimberry Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Flaming, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Flaming: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Beatrice: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Whitney Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Mittens: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Madeleina: Thanks, Mittens. (She Hops Away)
 * Baley: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Jelly: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Scraps: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Phantasma: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Candy: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Pumpkin: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Peggy: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Boo: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Haley: Indeed it was.
 * Johnny: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Beater: Uh, negative, Ms. Grimberry. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Mittens: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Beater: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Coming right up.
 * (Ms. Grimberry Bangs the Gong)
 * (Manfred Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Jewel: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Beater: Well, we need a referee.
 * Jewel: You're looking at him. Jewel. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * Tom Jackson: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Whitney: No problem. (Howling)
 * Eric: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.
 * Mittens: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Mittens: Thanks. Heads.
 * Johnny (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Mittens: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Beater: Affirmative. Grimberry serves first.
 * Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea: Go, go, Grimberry!
 * Peanut: Give it all you got, Scraps.
 * Scraps: Okay, coach.
 * (Scraps Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Tom and Eric)
 * Jewel: Net ball!
 * Johnny: I think it's a net loss.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Peanut: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Scraps: Okay, coach.
 * (Scraps Hits the Ball Again)
 * Whitney: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Dude: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Jewel: Point goes to Grimberry!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Grimberry's Point)
 * Crumbs: Go, go, Grimberry! (She Shakes Ms. Grimberry's Hands While Bea is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Beater's Point)
 * Colonel Beater: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Eric: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Eric Hits the Ball)
 * (Phantasma Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Johnny: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Steve Harris: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Jewel: That's a fowl. Beater's point.
 * Beater Cadets: On the leather with Beater!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Beater's Point)
 * Madeleina: We're never gonna win that trophy, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Beatrice Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Tom Falls)
 * Jewel: Nice spike, Beatrice!
 * (Beatrice Changes Back into a Human)
 * Beatrice: Thanks, Jewel.
 * (Beatrice Goes to Tom and Takes the Ball)
 * Beatrice: Our serve, cadet.
 * Tom Jackson: I must be going batty.
 * Beatrice: Here, Madeleina. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Madeleina Hits the Ball)
 * Steve and Johnny: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Madeleina Hits it Again)
 * Steve and Johnny: I've got it!
 * Madeleina: I've got it!
 * (Steve and Johnny Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Jewel: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Grimberry's Point)
 * Whitney: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Phantasma: That's a howl, Whitney! (Giggling)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Ms. Grimberry: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea: Let's go, Grimberry!
 * Peanut: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Mittens: Make that two.
 * (Flaming Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Mittens: Thanks, Flaming. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Tom Jackson: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Beater Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Steve Harris (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Eric (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Grimberry.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Madeleina Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Scraps: That looks good, Madeleina.
 * Tom Jackson: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Johnny: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Madeleina to Fly)
 * Madeleina: Whoa!
 * Jewel: Outta bounds.
 * (Madeleina Still Flies)
 * Jewel: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Tom)
 * Tom Jackson: Then it's Beater's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Madeleina)
 * Scraps: Don't worry, Madeleina. We'll get it back.
 * Tom Jackson: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Steve Hits the Ball)
 * Whitney: It's all mine!
 * (Tom Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Whitney: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Beatrice: I'll save it, Whitney.
 * (Beatrice Spins Backwards)
 * Beatrice: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Beater: On the leather with Beater!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Beater's Point)
 * (Peanut Eats the Hotdog)
 * Mittens: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Peanut Takes the Hotdog from Mittens's Hand and Eats it)
 * Peanut: Tastes good.
 * Mittens: We gotta catch up.
 * Peanut: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Peanut Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * Tom Jackson: Prepare for another hit, Steve, with our secret weapon.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.
 * (Peanut Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Steve who Hits the Ball)
 * Steve Harris: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Tom)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Tom's Hand and Flies into Peanut's Mouth)
 * (Peanut Hiccups)
 * Tom Jackson: Nice work, Steve. Now our remote control is...
 * (Peanut Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Tom Jackson (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Beater, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Beater: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Peanut Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Beater)
 * Mittens: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Peanut?
 * Peanut: Right, Mittens. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Pillow, Mittens, Who Falls)
 * (Whitney Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Johnny and Dude Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Grimberry's Point)
 * Eric: On the leather with Beater.
 * (Madeleina Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Beater's Point)
 * Colonel Beater: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Tom Jackson: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Tom Hits the Ball)
 * Dude: Whoa.
 * (Scraps Hits the Ball)
 * Dude: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Beater: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Jewel: But it hit in first. Grimberry's ball.
 * Bea: Go, go, Grimberry!
 * (Flaming Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Bea was Waving)
 * Bea: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Whitney Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Steve and Johnny)
 * Underman: Those girls are strong, Samira.
 * Samira: Just like their parents, Underman, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Grimberry's Point)
 * Mittens: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: You bet I will.
 * Tom Jackson: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Eric.
 * Eric: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Beatrice Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Eric: Take that, you bat.
 * Madeleina: I can't reach it!
 * Peanut: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Eric)
 * Eric: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Johnny, Steve, Dude, and Tom)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Jewel: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Grimberry wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Grimberry's Point)
 * (The Grimberry Girls Cheer)
 * (Beatrice, Scraps, and Phantasma Have Mittens)
 * (Madeline and Whitney Have Peanut)
 * Beatrice: You were awesome, coach.
 * Mittens: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Ms. Grimberry: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Beater.
 * Colonel Beater: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Beater and Gives it to Ms. Grimberry)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Madeleina. For your mummy case.
 * Madeleina: Thanks, Ms. Grimberry!
 * Tom Jackson: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Steve Harris: We had the strategy.
 * Johnny: We had the equipment.
 * Eric: But we still lost.
 * Dude: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Beater: No moping, men. The Beater code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Peanut Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Beater on it)
 * (Peanut Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Beater Bounces Away)
 * Tom Jackson: Looks like the Beater code just got broken.
 * Steve Harris: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Whitney Howling)
 * Whitney: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Madeleina: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Bea: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Beatrice: It's only the biggest even of the Grimberry school year.
 * Mittens: Will there be food?
 * (Jewel and Mittens Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Beatrice: Oh, lots of goodies, Mittens. Ms. Grimberry is in the kitchen right now.
 * Mittens: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Jewel: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Ms. Grimberry Making Brownies)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Jewel: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Mittens: Can we give you a hand, Ms. Grimberry?
 * Ms. Grimberry: Thanks, Mittens. I've already got one. But you and Jewel can lick the bowl.
 * Mittens: Thanks.
 * Jewel: Yeah, thanks.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Okay, Flaming. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Flaming: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Beatrice: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Mittens Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Mittens: You said it, Beatrice.
 * (Jewel Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Jewel: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Beatrice: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Mittens: Slimy!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Jewelie!
 * Jewel: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Phantasma, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Phantasma: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Mittens: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Jewel.
 * Jewel: Uh-huh.
 * Phantasma: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Bea: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Beatrice: Everyone, Bea. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Bea: That's your daddy?
 * Beatrice: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Crumbs: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Jewel. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Jewel: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Crumbs: Wait for me, Jewelie!
 * Scraps: Stop!
 * (Jewel and Crumbs Skid to a Stop)
 * Scraps: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Pumpkin: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Pumpkin.
 * Baley: I also want you to meet Zardy and Cablecrow.
 * Boo: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Cat.
 * Jelly: And this is Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Peggy: And don't forget to me Pirate Sr. and Ms. Pirate.
 * Candy: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Haley: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Madeleina: And my mummy parents.
 * Whitney: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Jewel and Crumbs Keep Running Until Phantasma Stops Them)
 * Phantasma: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Crumbs: Holy!
 * (Jewel Jumps into Crumbs's Arms)
 * Crumbs: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Underman (Off-Screen): Here they come, Samira.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Underman (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Samira: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Samira will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Batley Tries to Bite Samira's Hand)
 * (Samira Smacks the Bat Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Scraps, and Whitney Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Scraps: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Whitney: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Crumbs: Everyone's running off, Jewelie. Why don't we?
 * Jewel: Uh-huh!
 * Crumbs: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Peanut (Off-Screen): Holy, Jewel, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Jewel: No, Peanut.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Mittens: We should be safe now, Jewel.
 * Jewel: I hope so, Mittens.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Peanut (Off-Screen): We have company, Jewel.
 * (Phantasma Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Phantasma's told us so much about you.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Scream)
 * (Jewel Holds Peanut's Hand as He and Mittens Run)
 * Phantasma (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Mittens: Out here, Jewelie.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Beatrice Fly in)
 * Jewel: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Jewel Runs While Pillow, Mittens, Holding Peanut's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Mittens: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Grimberry.
 * Mittens: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Jewel: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Beatrice, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Beatrice: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Spot: We were lucky, Pillow, Mittens, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Crumbs: Positively!
 * Bea: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Spot Hugs Bea in Fear)
 * Spot: I hope you're right, Bea.
 * (Crumbs and Spot Scream)
 * Scraps: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Jewel and Mittens)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Jewel: Jewel.
 * Peanut: And Peanut, too.
 * Spot: Don't hurt Jewel. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Whitney Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Ms. Grimberry: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Mittens: Very good, right, Jewelie?
 * Jewel: Uh-huh.
 * Ms. Grimberry: It's an old Grimberry recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Scratch)
 * Bea: Gee, Whitney, what's that?
 * Whitney: Something for my parents, Bea. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's beautiful, Whitney. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Baley: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Cablecrow: You know we do.
 * Zardy: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Baley.
 * Baley: You're welcome.
 * Beatrice: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Beatrice Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Beatrice (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Beatrice: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Mittens: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Jewel?
 * Jewel: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Ms. Grimberry: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Flaming Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Beatrice: Don't feel left out, Flaming. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Flaming Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Peggy: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Pirate Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Pirate: It's nice, Peggy.
 * Peggy: I thought you'd like it.
 * Scraps: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Scraps: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Scraps. (He Pats Scraps's Head)
 * Scraps: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Show your mummy parents what you made, Madeleina.
 * (Madeleina Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Madeleina (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Madeleina.
 * Pumpkin: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Pumpkin: We love it! (Hugs Pumpkin) Thanks, Pumpkin.
 * Jelly: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Blob and Ms. Blob: We love them.
 * Boo: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Cat: That's okay, Boo. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Cat: You said it, dear.
 * Haley: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Haley.
 * Candy: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Candy. Such a good girl.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Phantasma Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Phantasma Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Manfred Plays the Drum)
 * Phantasma: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Underman: They're having fun, Samira.
 * Samira: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Phantasma Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Phantasma.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Bravo!
 * (Whitney Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Mittens: Let's give that hand a hand, Jewelie.
 * (Jewel Smiles at Mittens)
 * (Phantasma Shakes the Hand)
 * Phantasma: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Whitney. We'd better run, too.
 * Mittens: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Beatrice.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Mittens: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Whitney, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Candy.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Haley.
 * Mr. Blob: Take care of Jelly.
 * Mr. Cat: And Boo, too.
 * Zardy: Make sure nothing happens to Baley
 * Pirate Sr.: Keep an eye on Peggy.
 * Mr. Pumpkin: Take care of Pumpkin.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Mittens and Jewel by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Scraps is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Madeleina and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Jewel and Mittens Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Bea: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Jewel?
 * Jewel: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Mittens: It's okay, Jewel. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Jewel: Oh, good.
 * Samira: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Samira Walks to the Batley)
 * Samira: Get ready to fly, little batley. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Samira Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Samira's Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Samira: There's no time to waste, Underman. Get cranking.
 * Underman: Yes, Samira. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Samira Has a Picture of Mittens)
 * Samira: This is your target.
 * (Batley Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Samira Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Bat to See)
 * (Batley is Pleased)
 * Samira: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, batley, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Underman Laughing)
 * Samira: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Underman: Y-Yes, Samira.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Jewel is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Batley)
 * (Jewel Yells): Pillow! Mittens! Bat! It's a bat!
 * Mittens: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Jewelie.
 * (Jewel Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Pillow, Mittens, bat.
 * Mittens: Calm down, Jewel. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Mittens: See? See for yourself, Jewelie. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Jewel: Okay, Mittens.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Batley is There)
 * Jewel: Pillow! Mittens! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * Mittens: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Jewelie.
 * (Jewel Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Mittens Snoring)
 * (Batley Spies on Mittens)
 * (The Bat Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Samira's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Mittens: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Samira: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Mittens: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Samira: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Mittens: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Samira: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Mittens Giggling)
 * (Underman Laughs and Stops)
 * Samira: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Underman: Yes, Samira.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Beater Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Steve, Dude, and Eric Wake up)
 * (Tom is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Tom)
 * Tom Jackson: Johnny, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Johnny: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Beater: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Beater: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Tom Jackson: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Grimberry School)
 * Mittens: Good morning, Jewelie. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Jewel: It is?
 * Mittens: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Jewel Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Jewel Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Peanut Wakes Up)
 * Peanut: You knocked, Jewel?
 * Mittens: Glad you're up, Peanut. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Whitney Howls): We will, Ms. Grimberry.
 * Spot: We're all ready to go.
 * Flaming: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Sorry, Flaming. You're staying home with me.
 * (Flaming Grumbling)
 * Spot: Here we go, gang.
 * Scraps: Bye, Ms. Grimberry!
 * Madeleina: Bye, Flaming!
 * Ms. Grimberry: See you later, girls.
 * Flaming: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Crumbs: Gee, Dot, Spot, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Spot: Someplace scenic, Crumbs. Right here.
 * Crumbs: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Jewel: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Beatrice: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Jewel: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Phantasma: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Beater: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Steve Harris: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Dude)
 * (Tom Falls in the Mud)
 * Tom Jackson: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Beater and Dude Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (Tom, Johnny, Eric, and Steve Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Johnny: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Eric: And dumb, too.
 * Madeleina: What do we do now, Crumbs?
 * Crumbs: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Scraps: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Madeleina: Wait for me, Scraps.
 * Peanut: And the Lalaloopsy 8, too.
 * (Peanut Grabs Jewel's Hand)
 * Pumpkin: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Candy and Runs with Her)
 * (Whitney Howls): Race you across the swamp, Beatrice.
 * Beatrice: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Whitney Jogging)
 * Whitney: Aw, no fair, Beatrice. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Whitney)
 * Underman: Gotcha.
 * Whitney: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Underman Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Underman.
 * Whitney: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Underman Grunts)
 * Whitney: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Whitney Gasps)
 * (The Batley Try to Attack Whitney)
 * Whitney: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Whitney Hits the Batley with a Hammer)
 * (The Batley Flies Out the Window)
 * Underman: Oh, no. Samira is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Ms. Grimberry (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Flaming?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Ms. Grimberry: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Flaming, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Flaming is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Crumbs: Gee, Pillow, Mittens, swamp running is fun.
 * (Flaming Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to Jewel, Pillow, Mittens, Peanut, Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea Running on Stones)
 * Crumbs: How'd you think of this place?
 * Mittens: I don't know, Crumbs. In my dreams, I think. Crikey!
 * (Mittens Leaps into Jewel's Arms)
 * Mittens: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Jewel: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Jewel and Mittens: Help!
 * Crumbs: Hang on, Jewel. CrumbsThe Lalaloopsy 8 to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Crumbs: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Mittens Grabs her Hand)
 * Mittens: Nice going, Crumbs, but too late.
 * Jewel: Pillow! Mittens!
 * Mittens: Crikey! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Spot: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Beatrice: Try swinging with me.
 * (Beatrice Grabs the Lalaloopsy 8)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Beatrice Changes into a Human)
 * Mittens: Not too bat an escape, right, Jewel?
 * Jewel: Yeah, Mittens.
 * Peanut: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Beatrice: I need some help myself. Whitney must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Crumbs: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Bea: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Spot: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Beatrice: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Beater Cadets are Walking)
 * Eric: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Johnny: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Steve Harris: Negative. I think this is...
 * Tom Jackson: Quicksand!
 * Eric: What do we do now, Tom?
 * Tom Jackson: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative. Help!
 * Beater Cadets: Help!
 * Scraps: Sounds like those smart aleck Beater Cadets.
 * Madeleina: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Tom Jackson: Someone's coming.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative. It's those Grimberry Girls.
 * Johnny: Quick! Help us out.
 * Madeleina: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Steve Harris: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Johnny: On the double!
 * Eric: If not sooner!
 * Scraps: Well, Madeleina, if they insist.
 * Madeleina: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Scraps Helps the Beater Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Beater Cadets Scream)
 * Johnny: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.

Dodging the Batleys:

 * Tom Jackson: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Flaming Comes by and Sniffs Tom's Foot, Snarling)
 * Tom Jackson: Retreat!
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Peanut: No sign of the girls, Jewel.
 * Jewel: Uh-oh.
 * Mittens: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Peanut: Hold it, Mittens. Maybe Beatrice has good news.
 * (Beatrice Screeching)
 * Mittens: Does that mean you found Whitney?
 * (Beatrice Screeching)
 * Mittens: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Jewel Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Jewel to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Peanut: There goes Jewel, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Jewel Lands on Flaming, Who Snarls)
 * Jewel: Oops!
 * (Flaming Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Jewel Screaming)
 * (Flaming Runs After him)
 * Mittens: I wish our brother Jewel would learn to not play with Flaming.
 * (Beatrice Sees Whitney with Batleys)
 * Beatrice: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Beatrice: Whitney's at the shack. But she's surrounded by batleys.
 * Candy: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Beatrice)
 * (The Batleys Try to Attack Whitney, But Whitney Dodges)
 * (The Batley Hits a Rock)
 * Underman: Nice moves.
 * (Underman Pounces Whitney)
 * Underman: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Beatrice (Off-Screen): Get away from Whitney!
 * (Beatrice, as a Human, Knocks Underman Down)
 * Whitney: Beatrice! You're here!
 * Beatrice: Of course!
 * Underman: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Beatrice: Think you can take us all on?
 * Underman: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Phantasma (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Madeleina Charges and a Batley Scares her)
 * (Madeleina Smacks the Bat): No! Bad batley! Bad batley! Go home!
 * (Batley Screeches)
 * (Baley Makes Funny Faces Loudly)
 * (The Batleys Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Madeleina Gives Baley High Five): Yeah!
 * (Jewel Hides in the Shack to Lose Flaming)
 * (Flaming Still Runs)
 * (Jewel Snickering)
 * (Whitney Taps on Jewel's Shoulder)
 * Jewel: Yikes! Are you okay, Whitney?
 * Whitney: Underman's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Underman Grabs Jewel)
 * Underman: Gotcha!
 * Jewel: Help!
 * Underman: Samira does not like meddlers.
 * Jewel: N-N-Not me!
 * (Jewel Tries to Run Away from Underman, when Fire Burns Underman)
 * Underman: Yeow!
 * (Flaming Blows Fire at Underman)
 * (Underman Screaming)
 * (Underman Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Underman: You two will pay for this!
 * (Flaming Becomes Jewel's Friend)
 * (Jewel Shakes Flaming's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Flaming Run)
 * Underman: No one escapes Underman.
 * Beatrice: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Jewel Look at Him)
 * Underman: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Whitney: Thanks, guys. And Jewel, I owe you everything for stopping Underman.
 * Underman: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Jewel: I think we should get back to the other Lalaloopsy 8.
 * Phantasma: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Samira (Angrily): The Grimberry's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Underman: Uh, no! Samira, it's not what it seems. It was a Jewel and the Lalaloopsy 8 who knocked away the batleys.
 * Samira (Angrily): The Lalaloopsy 8 knocked my batleys away?
 * Underman: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Flaming saved them.
 * Samira: So, the Lalaloopsy 8 have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Underman: It is?
 * Samira: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Powerrex. Then he will do more damage to the Lalaloopsy 8 that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

The Lalaloopsy 8 Team Up:

 * (Samira's Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Madeleina: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Scraps: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Boo: What do we do?
 * Candy: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Jewel: No! Everyone, listen. Samira's just trying to kidnap you.
 * Candy: Well, it's working.
 * Whitney: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Beatrice: Jewel, we do know how to defeat Samira, don't we?
 * Jewel: Well... not exactly.
 * Tom Jackson (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Jewel: Beater Cadets? What's going on?
 * Steve Harris: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what Tom has to say.
 * Crumbs: Tom, what brings you here?
 * Tom Jackson: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Crumbs: Helpful how?
 * Tom Jackson: We know how to defeat Samira.
 * (Jewel and Crumbs Look at Each Other)
 * Crumbs: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Beater Cadets?
 * Steve Harris: Go on.
 * Tom Jackson: Uh, well, "The Beater Code says we help--"
 * Steve Harris: Tom! I meant tell Crumbs what we know.
 * Tom Jackson: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Crumbs: No offense, Steve, but it is difficult for me to believe that Tom has changed sides.
 * Whitney: Crumbs, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Jewel to. If Tom's information is useful, we should use it to beat Samira. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (Tom Gulps)
 * Jewel: Whitney's right, Crumbs. If the cadets believe Tom, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Crumbs: Jewel, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, Tom.
 * Tom Jackson: Okay. Well, the Beater code says that only the Lalaloopsy 8 can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Jewel: If we bring Samira, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * Tom Jackson: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Peanut: Oh, yeah! Just trap Samira in the lava.
 * Tom Jackson: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Mittens: Lure her into a trap?
 * Bea: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Spot: Indeed.
 * Crumbs: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the batleys.
 * Jewel: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Samira's army. We have a plan to defeat Samira as well.
 * Steve Harris: The cadets will help, too, Jewel. Right?
 * Tom Jackson: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Grimberry Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Grimberry Girls: Yeah!
 * Crumbs: Very well. Jewel.
 * Jewel: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Crumbs: Samira and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Madeleina: I like the Lalaloopsy 8, Tom.
 * Phantasma: Me, too. Crumbs's so pretty.
 * Tom Jackson: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Steve Harris: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * Tom Jackson: You know, I think I could get used to the Beater Code.

Powerrex:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Jewel: Crikey! The door is locked.
 * Peggy: How do we unlock the door?
 * Phantasma: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * Tom Jackson: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Jelly: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Phantasma: What about me?
 * Jelly: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Baley (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Baley Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Baley: Bingo.
 * Phantasma: That's one talented tail, Baley. (Laughs)
 * Baley: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Jewel: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Flaming, and myThe Lalaloopsy 8 friends will take the left, you Beater Cadets and Grimberry Girls take the right.
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 and Flaming Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Jewel: Talk about soggy.
 * Crumbs: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Underman: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Spot: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Underman: Neither is the giant Powerrex.
 * : Powerrex?
 * Underman: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Powerrex Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Powerrex Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Beatrice: We gotta distract Samira and Underman.
 * Tom Jackson: Right. Let's go back and get the Lalaloopsy 8.
 * (Powerrex Laughing)
 * Mittens: Slimy! This is no time for games, Bea.
 * Bea: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Bea. (She Throws the Ball to Powerrex)
 * Powerrex: Huh?
 * Bea: Your turn, Flaming.
 * (Flaming Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Jewel's Head)
 * Bea: That's it, Jewel.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Powerrex Hits the Ball)
 * Bea: Nice shot, Powerrex.
 * Peanut: I hope you're gonna let him win, Bea. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Bea: Come on, Jewel. Kick it high.
 * (Jewel Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Powerrex to Reach)
 * Bea: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Crumbs: It's like an elevator, right, Spot?
 * Spot: Yeah, Crumbs.
 * (Powerrex Catches the Ball)
 * Mittens: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 and Flaming Found the Grimberry Girls and Beater Cadets)
 * Spot: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * Tom Jackson: Yeah. Now let's get to Samira.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Underman Chases Jewel/Underman's Demise:

 * (Underman Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Underman: Get out of here or else!
 * Scraps: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Underman: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Underman Throws a Potion at Jewel Turning him into a Frog)
 * Crumbs: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Jewel?
 * (Jewel Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Underman)
 * Underman: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Beatrice (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Underman.
 * (Jewel Croaks and Hops Away from Underman)
 * (Underman Chases Him)
 * (Crumbs and Madeleina Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Underman's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Underman Falls into the Well)
 * (Underman Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Powerrex Swallowed him Hole)
 * Phantasma: Now that, Crumbs, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Candy: I want Jewel back!
 * (She Turns Jewel Back into a Human)
 * Jewel: Thanks, Candy.

Final Battle/Samira's Death:

 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 and Grimberry Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Samira Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Samira: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Beatrice: Hide.
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Hide)
 * Samira: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Samira Transforms into a Spider)
 * Samira: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Scraps and Baley Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Samira Still Hunting)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Peek, Too)
 * (Scraps and Baley Thought up a Plan)
 * Baley: Scraps, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Samira's Attention)
 * Johnny: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Steve Harris: Affirmative.
 * Tom Jackson: These guys worked!
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Beatrice and Whitney Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Did the Same Thing that Confuses the Spider)
 * (Samira, Annoyed, Approaches the Lalaloopsy 8' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Madeleina: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Samira Even More)
 * (Samira Rushed Towards Grimberry's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Crumbs and Spot Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Samira to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Flaming Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Samira as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Bea Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Samira's Attention as She Sees the Lalaloopsy 8)
 * Bea: Oh, no.
 * (Samira Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rude Lalaloopsy 8?
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 were Samira's Mercy)
 * Samira: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw the Lalaloopsy 8 were in Trouble)
 * Beatrice: NO, STOP!
 * (Samira Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Flee for their Lives)
 * Jelly: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Look Behind and See Samira On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Bea: OH, NO!
 * Jewel: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Samira Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Try to Stay Away from Samira)
 * Jewel: Come on.
 * (Samira was Close Behind them)
 * Samira: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Samira was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Samira Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Samira Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Crumbs: Good golly. It looks like Samira is never the same again.
 * Jewel: Yeah.
 * Tom Jackson: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Scraps: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Madeleina: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Johnny: I'll never understand girls.
 * Dude: Especially Grimberry Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Grimberry Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Beater Cadets, the Grimberry Girls, and the Lalaloopsy 8 Return)
 * Ms. Grimberry: There they are!
 * Colonel Beater: . They're okay!
 * Jewel: Everyone, Samira has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Bea: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Crumbs: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Samira's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Crumbs Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Beater a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Ms. G with Colonel B grooving too my melody.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Beater Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Ms. Grimberry)
 * Crumbs: And Eric's with Scraps Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Phantasma really does her thing, a dance for two, the Phantasma fling. Mittens and Jewel are always in a junky ham.
 * Mittens: Great party, Ms. G.
 * Jewel: Uh-huh.
 * Ms. Grimberry: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Mittens: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Ms. Grimberry: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Mittens: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Jewel: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Run)
 * Crumbs: Gee, we'd better do like Jewel, and skidoo.
 * (Crumbs Gives Flaming High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Jewel and Mittens Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Peanut, Crumbs, Dot, Spot, and Bea Run Out, Too)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Home on Land)
 * Spot: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Jewel and Mittens Look Back)
 * Grimberry Girls: Goodbye.
 * Mittens: Let's give 'em a real Grimberry goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Jewel: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Jewel)
 * (The Lalaloopsy 8 Walk Back to Lalaloopsy Land)
 * (Screen Fades Black)