The Haunted Halloween Adventures of Alphabet Lore/Transcript

Who Stole N?:

 * (P Falls Down and Accidentally Hits a Button)
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * (P Screams)
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * A: P, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
 * P: Which one is off?
 * Tentacle Snatcher: Woo-oo-oo!
 * W: For crying out loud, it's this one!
 * (W Turns off the TV)
 * W: I loathe that ghost.
 * (A Picture of N is Shown)
 * H: Okay, let's go over this again. At exactly 8:32-ish, Exhibit #A: N was kidnapped. Exhibit #B: She was taken by the kidnapper.
 * J: He didn't have a beard.
 * H: Okay, X, give him a shave.
 * (X Fixes Tentacle Snatcher's Image)
 * Q (Off-Screen): The kidnapper was bigger than that.
 * H: Oh, picky, picky, picky.
 * A: Let's go right to Exhibit #F. The kidnapper had a vehicle. The vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
 * H: Your eyes have it backwards. They went the other way.
 * A: Hey, shut up!
 * P: How do you spell FBI?
 * A: My crime scene!
 * H: Watch where you're going, P!
 * P: You didn't tell me there was a crime scene.
 * H: Excuse me. A little quiet, please. Thank you.
 * A's Friends: Huh?
 * (H was Writing Something on a Piece of Paper)
 * Q: What are you doing, H?
 * H: It's some kind of code. It's a message on that vehicle's tag.
 * A: It's just a license plate. Just a pile of letters.
 * U: Yeah, and they're about 3 - 5 million registered cars.
 * A: This can't help. Let's just go back to work.
 * H: Work, work, work. Hang on!
 * (H Writes "Tentacle Snatcher" on the Paper)
 * A's Friends: Tentacle Snatcher?
 * H: X, draw that guy in the ghost suit.
 * (X Draws Tentacle Snatcher in the Ghost Suit)
 * (P Screams): It's the ghost!
 * H (Off-Screen): That's our guy.
 * W (Off-Screen): I knew there was something I hated about that ghost.
 * F: So, you kidnapped the Ghost Girl, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Tentacle Snatcher: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into our garden. (Giggles)
 * F: You have done well, my Tentacle Snatcher. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, F, the cat, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Snatcher Laughing)