Heroween in Goiky/Transcript

Opal: "Heroween in Goiky."

(Scene changes to Super Girls sitting on their living room floor eating candy out of a bowl)

Kira: Ok, now it's your turn.

Kae: Knock knock.

Kira: Who's there?

Kae: Goblin.

Kira: Goblin who?

Kae: Goblin up this candy sure is great practice for tonight!

Kira: (giggles) Yeah! It's Heroween tonight!

Kae: Trick or treat!

Kara: Trick or treat!

Opal: Knock knock

Super Girls: Who's there?

Opal: Mummy.

Super Girls: Mummy who?

Opal: Mummy says that candy is for giving out, not for eating. (Super Girls giggle)

Kira: We're just practicing.

Opal: Practicing?

Kae: For Heroween!

Kira: We wanna be ready for all the trick or treats we're gonna get tonight.

Opal: If you keep this up, all you'll get is a big old stomach ache. (takes the bowl and puts it up.)

Kae: (dressed as a cowgirl) Well mam, us wild west cowgirls can eat a whole heap of candy. Sure as sugar.

Opal: Oh good, do you decided to go as a wild west cowgirl?

Kae: I was gonna be a scary pirate, then Bucky Spacebeaver, then a giant jellyfish! Then I changed my mind to cowgirl.

Kira: I gave up on being a ballerina so I could be a space alien with pox.

Opal: Oh what great choices! Now kids, please play outside while Kara takes her nap. You have a big night ahead of you.

Kara: Trick or treat! (kisses Opal)

(Cuts outside)

Munchy: Hey guys, look at my great Heroween costume!

P&J: Neato!

Kae: Mallard Man!

Munchy: My mom copied it from the cover of a Mallard Man comic book, (holds up the cover) the one where he saves the planet from the invasion of the super slimy monster snails. Haha!

Tia: (Dressed as Mallard Man also) Hey everybody! Look at me! I'm Mallard Man! (poses then gasps at Munchy) You can't wear that!

Munchy: How come?

Tia: 'Cause, I was Mallard Man first.

Munchy: But my mom worked so hard on this.

Tia: Your mom? My mom worked so hard she had to lay down and sleep for two days when she was done.

Kae: Maybe Munchy can be Mallard Man this year and Tia can be him next year.

Tia: Why does he get to wear it this year?

Kae: Maybe you both should wear something else.

Tia & Munchy: Both?!

Kira: That's what Mallard Man would do.

Munchy: Well, ok. I guess if Tia'll be something else, I'll be something else.

Kae: Good for you Munch.

Kira: Yeah that's really great!

Tia: Oh, well, if that's what Mallard Man would do I guess I'll get a new costume too.

Kira: Wait to go!

Kae: Gооd thinking.

Kira: Hey I know, how about we go who Pinch is gonna be for Halloween.

(Changes to Pinches house)

Tia: I don't get it. What are ya' supposed too be?

Pinch: I'm not going trick or treating.

Kira: Not going? But why?

Pinch: Uh, it's just no fun.

Tia: You said the same thing last year.

Kae: Yeah, didn't you go home early?

Pinch: Well, it was getting dark.

Munchy: Were you scared?

Pinch: It was getting very dark. Very very dark.

Kira: There's nothing to be afraid of Pinch.

Kae: All the scary stuff is just pretend.

~Halloween Halloween~

[All]

Halloween, halloween, spookiest night you've ever seen.

Trick or treat, it's so sweet. Think of all the goodys we can eat!

Ghosts and goblins in the air, Jack-o'-lanterns everywhere.

[Kira]

Windows glow, shadows grow.

[All]

Dancin' in the moon light to and fro.

Tia: Knock knock.

Munchy: Who's there?

Tia: Theodore.

Munchy: Theodore who?

Tia: The-o door is open! Come in! Come in!

[All]

Halloween, Halloween, craziest night you've ever seen.

Costumes on, sneak across the lawn. Together with our treats we'll head for home!

Pinch: Hey I've got one.

Kae: You do?

Pinch: Knock knock.

Kira: Who's there?

Pinch: Olive.

Kira: Olive who?

Pinch: All of a sudden, I'm not so scared.

[All]

Halloween, Halloween, spookiest night you've ever seen.

Pinch: Together?

Kae: Sure!

We'll explore! Treat or treat knock on every neighbors door!

[Pinch]

Together with our friends it's just pretend.

[All]

Think of all the goody's we can eat! Halloween!

(Song ends)

Pinch: Well you stay with me the whole time Kira?

Kira: Every second.

Pinch: You too Kae?

Kae: You'll have Kira on one side of you and Kae on the other. We'll be a Kae, Pinch and Kira sandwhich!

Pinch: Ok I'll do it! I'm gonna go ask my mom too make me a costume. (runs offscreen) 

Tia: Well don't even think about being Mallard Man! (Talking to P&J) Look, your dad's store boat is getting a huge delivery! (points)

Kira: I've never seen so much stuff! I wonder what it is.

Ernest: (with a clipboard) Chocolate covered Walla-Walla-Bing-Bangs, check. Blueberry Bubblegum Bunges, check. Mega Minty Moo-moos, check.

Kae: Hey dad. What's all this?

Ernest: Sorry, can't talk now son. Gotta get this load of Halloween goodies delivered over to the Snooties.

Kira: Wow, all of this is for the Snooties?

Ernest: Yep, and there's an even bigger barge due in twenty minutes. (Continuing) 70 candy coated Who-who-whos, check. Twelve dozen Sugar Frosted Meaty Sweetys, check.

Kira: Come on guys. We better let dad work. (Mr. Raccoon pulls up) Hey Mr. Raccoon, happy Heroween!

Walter: And a happy Heroween it is. You know the Snooties rejected this crate without even opening it. They said it wasn't fancy enough. Want some? Just don't make yourself sick.

All: All right!

Kae: Boy, this will really get us in practice for tonight.

(Everybody is eating the candy. Scene changes too everyone in the forest.)

Tia: Those were the best goodies I ever tasted.

Kae: Yeah, and that's just the beginning!

Kira: It's gonna be so great! We'll get enough Heroween treats too last for weeks!

Tia: For months!

Kira: Uh-oh, we've got a problem.

All: Problem?

Kira: How are we gonna carry all that candy?

Kae: All we need too do is get a huge container that we float in the air with helium balloons!

Kira: Great. Maybe like a plastic pool or something?

Munchy: I'll get the balloons.

Kae: I'll get the container.

Tia: I'll ride on top so the treats won't fall off.

(Changes to Pinch's house)

Wanda: Are you sure you wanna go trick or treating honey? You know how... Upset you got last Halloween.

Pinch: It's ok mom. This year I'll be with Kae and Kira. I won't get scared.

(Changes to Super Girls and Opal in the living room.) Opal: Your dads naping, you I think I'll just feed the three of you kids.

Kira: I'm not really hungry momma. Kae: Me neither.

Kara: Owww.

Opal: Do you kids have tummy aches?

Kira: A little.

Kae: Actually a lot.

Kira: Actually a whole whole lot.

Opal: How much did you kids eat already?

Kira: A little.

Kae: Actually a lot. Actually a whole whole lot. Opal: Well if you're sick I'm afraid there will be no trick or treating for you tonight.

Kae: Mom!

Kira: It's Heroween!

Opal: Sorry, I can't let you go if you're sick.

Kira: Couldn't we just go to one house?

Kae: Like say, the Snooties?

Kira: Please?

Opal: Just think about it. The last thing you need is too get loaded up on more junk food. That's what made you sick in the first place.

Kae: But mom, maybe our stomach aches will go away before the other kids get here.

Kira: Yeah, great idea Kae. Except I don't think so.

(Changes to Munchy leaving his house)

Mrs. Beaver: Alright Munchy, here's your flashlight.

Munchy: Thanks mom!

Mrs. Beaver: And don't eat any treats until I look at them first.

Munchy: Ok mom. And stay with my friends and watch for traffic.

Mrs. Beaver: Right. Oh, and Munchy, I just love your costume.

Munchy: See ya. Thanks mom! (Walks around until he sees Tia) Who is it?

Tia: Me!

Munchy: (Shines flashlight on him) You're still Mallard Man!

Tia: And so are you!

Munchy: But you promised too change.

Tia: So did you!

Munchy: My mom said there wasn't time.

Tia: My mom said the same thing.

Munchy: I don't mess with mom.

Tia: Nah, me neither.

Munchy: Then I guess we're both gonna be Mallard Man this year.

Tia: Yeah ok. No big deal.

(A flashlight shines on them)

Munchy: Ah! Who's there?

Pinch: It's me! Mallard Girl!

M & F: Mallard Girl?

Pinch: Sure. I couldn't decide what too be. So I thought, and I thought, and I thought-

Tia: And your mom made you decide.

Pinch: Right. And there was Scootch looking at this (holds up a Mallard Man comic). Do you know if Mallard Girl is a good dancer?

Munchy: Well I guess it's too late to change now.

Tia: Are you scared yet?

Pinch: Nope.

Tia: Me neither. I'm never scared on Heroween. Even when there's ghosts and goblins and.. Clowns!

Pinch: (gulps) Come on, lets go get Kae and Kira. They're never scared either.

(Changes to them knocking on the Super Girl's door.)

Tia: Trick or treat!

Munchy: I hear footsteps!

Pinch: I'm not scared.

Tia: Oh brother.

Opal: (Opens door) Hi gang. Great costume.

Pinch: Hi Mrs. Super Girl. Are Kae and Kira ready for trick or treating?

Opal: Sorry Pinch. Kae and Kira have really bad stomach aches, and won't be able too go tonight.

Tia: Ah cheese and quackers! I-I mean wow Mrs. Super Girl. That's really bad.

Pinch: Not going? But I was counting on them. Oh no what am I going too do? I can't go trick or treating without Super Girls.

Munchy: Uh-oh.

Pinch: (In scared voice) It's so dark. I don't think I can go out there without Kae and Kira.

Munchy: Don't worry Pinch. The dark is the same as the light. It's just less light and.. Darker. Besides you got me, Mallard Man!

Tia: Me too. The better Mallard Man! When I'm in this costume I'm braver then ever! I'd be even braver if there weren't so many copycats.

Pinch: Maybe I'll just call my mom too come get me.

Kira: No Pinch you can't!

Kae: Just because we're sick doesn't mean you have too miss out on the fun.

Kira: Yeah. If you go you could tell us all about it. It would make us feel better.

Pinch: Well...

Opal: You can do it Pinch. I bet nothing in the whole universe can stop two Mallard Men and a Mallard Girl.

Pinch: Yeah maybe you're right.

(Scene changes to Pinch, Tia and Munchy at the Snooties)

Munchy: See Pinch. We got all the way to the Snooties without seeing one goblin or ghost.

Tia: Or... Clown! (they walk up to the Snooties door) Is this fun or what? Boy, I can almost taste those goodies! (knocks on the door. A butler opens the door.)

Tia & Munchy: Trick or treat!

Butler: Wipe your feet and follow me. Your waiting time will only be one hour.

Munchy: One hour?! If we wait that long we'll never get to the other houses!

Tia: It'll be worth it Munch. Just think of that boat full of candy the Snooties ordered.

(Time changes to when Pinch, Tia and Munchy are at the end of the line.)

Butler: Three more children wanting treats wish too see you sir.

Tia: (Seeing a giant pile of candy) Wow! Look at that great stuff!

Mr. Snootie: You must be some sort of homemade super heros. How quet. Well come get your treats!

Tia: Hellooo candy!

Mr. Snootie: (putting three treats in their bucket) There you are little heros. Happy Heroween!

Tia: That's it?

Mr. Snootie: Oh the rest are for Ootsie and Bootsie. You wouldn't want them too go hungry on Halloween would you?

Pinch: No sir. And thank you for-

Mr. Snootie: Don't mention it. Sharing is my hobby. Now go out there and have a rich rich Halloween!

(They start leaving until Bootsie and Ootsie see them.)

Ootsie: Oh look it's Tia! Wearing a towel.

Bootsie: And Munchy wearing a towel.

Ootsie: And Pinch... Wearing a towel too. (both laugh)

Bootsie: Let me guess. You're a clothes line!

Tia: We're Mallard Man!

Pinch: A-hem!

Tia: And Mallard Women. So what are you two supposed too be?

Both: We're the invisible poodles!

Munchy: I don't see your costumes.

Ootsie: Oh course you can't. (Pushes a button that turns them both invisible.) We're invisible! Right Bootsie?

Bootsie: Right Ootsie.

Tia: How do they do that?

(Scene changes to Opal and Ernest in their living room. Ernest is reading the newpaper.)

Opal: Oh dear. We're getting really low on treats.

Ernest: Oh, yes. (lowers the paper too show treats around his mouth) We are aren't we?

Opal: (Sees that Super Girls are coming downstairs) You're supposed too be resting!

Kae: It's hard too rest when the doorbell keeps ringing.

Kira: Besides, our stomach aches are gone.

Kae: Can we go trick or treating now?

Ernest: Are you sure you're really ok?

Kae: Sure!

Kira: Perfect! (All their stomachs growl) Almost perfect.

Ernest: Well I don't think it would be smart too risk it. You better just stay right here.

Kira: And do what?

Kae: Yeah. We're just wasting Heroween being bored.

Opal: Well you can usually think of a hundred ways too unbore yourselves. If you start right now, you can probably find another one.

(Changes to Super Girls in their room)

Kae: How can we have a happy Heroween cooped up in the houseboat?

Kira: I think we need a special Heroween Noodle Dance!

Kara: Dance!

(The Noodle Dance sequence begins)

Noodle, use your noodle

Noodle. Do the noodle dance

Goblins, ghosts, trick or treat make a Halloween complete!

Kae: I got it! We get a remote controlled robot trick or treater with a video camera on his head. And we can watch him get our treats on TV!

Kira: But we don't have a remote controlled robot trick or treater.

Kae: Oh yeah.

Kira: How 'bout this. I say we go as doctors! That way if we start feeling sick, there'll be a doctor right there to help!

Kae: But how do we get doctor costumes at this time of night?

Kira: I don't know. And even if we could find them some place we couldn't go outside to get them.

Kae: What ever we do it has too be right here in the houseboat.

Kira: But what are we supposed too do? Make believe the houseboat is spooky?

Kae: hey that's it! We'll make our own goblins and ghosts and scary Halloween stuff right here!

(Scene changes to Tia, Munchy and Pinch in the woods)

Tia: Can't believe we went all this way and spent all this time and we have this great big tub and all we got was this little tiny piece of candy!

Pinch: (gasps as her flashlight dies) Oh no!

Munchy: Here, use my flashlight. (Checks the tub) Must of left it at the Snooties. Yours too Tia.

Pinch: It's awfully dark.

Munchy: You scared?

Pinch: A little.

Munchy: Me too.

Tia: Hey, not me. It's only dark. What's too be scared of? I laugh at darkness. (laughs nervously. Then hears sounds of an animal.)

Pinch: Goblins!

Munchy: Ghosts!

Tia: Worse, they're... Clowns!

(The "clowns" come out from the darkness. Tia jumps into Munchys arms. The clowns laugh)

Tia: And they're laughing their evil laughs!

Ootsie: (Takes off clown head) Happy Heroween!

Bootsie: Gotta run, treats a waiting!

Ootsie: Have a rich rich Halloween.

(Ootsie and Bootsie put their clown heads back on and turn invisible again as they leave)

Tia: How do they do that? (Falls out of Munchys arms) Whoa!

Pinch: I think you were a little scared.

Tia: Not me. I was bravely putting myself between you and the scary clowns.

Munchy: But it was only Ootsie and Bootsie.

Tia: But she didn't know that.

Pinch: I'm confused.

Tia: Forget it. We got more important stuff too worry about. Look, we hardley have any candy.

Pinch: And it's getting late.

Munchy: We better get trick or treating fast!

(Cuts to Tia, Munchy and Pinch at the Watchbird Tower)

All: Trick or treat!

Cap'n Crane: Of dear. This is terrible.

Connie: We thought all the kids had already come by. So the captain and I sort of ate the rest of the treats.

Cap'n Crane: Oops. Sorry.

Tia: (Looks at their candy) Now what?

Pinch: I've been thinking about poor Super Girls stuck at home.

Munchy: Hey, why dont we stop by and try too cheer them up?

Tia: Great idea! Maybe they still got treats! Come on!

(Scene changes to Super Girls making a spooky FrankenSuper Girl)

Kira: Grr I'm FrankenSuper Girl! Grrr!

Kae: Really scary!

Kara: Roar! (giggles)

Kira: How's our vampire bat coming?

Kae: Great! (grabs a fishing pole with a bat on the end of it)

Kira: Oh a scary bat! Now all that's left is my mummy costume and too make Kara into a ghost.

Kae: Is this fun or what?

Kira: Be even more fun if we had somebody too show it to.

Kae: (Sees Pinch, Tia and Munchy outside) Hey look! Here comes Pinch and Munchy and Tia. Lets show them our haunted houseboat!

Kira: I'll do my spooky moan. (moans) 

Kara: (running around Kira dressed as a ghost) Ohhhhh!

(Kae turns off the lights and starts roaring)

Pinch: What's that?

Munchy: Sounds like Super Girlss stomach aches are getting worse.

Tia: That doesn't sound like Super Girls too me. (the door opens by itself) Ah! Go see what's going on in there Munchy.

Munchy: Ah! You first.

(Kae lowers the bat down by Tias face)

Tia: It's a bat! Don't let him get me! Not me. (sees the frankenSuper Girl) Monster! (Kira walks in dressed as a mummy) Ah mummy! (Kara runs in dressed as a ghost) Ah ghost! A real ghost. (runs behind Pinch) Save me!

Pinch: You don't need too be scared. Just take another look.

Tia: (Kara takes off her costume) It's Kara.

Kara: Boo!

Munchy: And Kira!

Tia: And Kae!

Kae: Happy Heroween!

Kira: Welcome to our haunted Houseboat!

Tia: I knew it was you guys all the time. Well, most of the time.

Munchy: Well you sure scared me.

Pinch: I was a little scared. Just enough too be fun.

Kae: Hey, lets go see how much candy you hauled in!

(Scene changes to the kids outside)

Kira: Two pieces?

Pinch: There were three,

Munchy: I didn't want mine too get lost so I ate it.

Tia: This Heroween we didn't get treated, we got tricked.

Kira: Well, if we can make out own tricks, we can make our own trears too! Come on!

(Scene changes to the kids inside the Super Girls kitchen making treats)

Kira: I think I'll make a booberry pie.

Pinch: And I'll make jam on ghost.

Kae: And I'll make Heroweenies.

~Making Fun~

[Kira]

Oh you wanna have fun. When you're having none.

And you wanna have a treat. When nothings too eat.

Whatcha gonna do when you're feeling blue?

Don't fret or fuss it's up too us start making fun.

[All]

Making fun, making fun! Making fun!, making fun!

[Kae]

There's just so much that can be done when we are making our own fun!

[All]

Making fun, making fun! Its just begun. We're making fun!

[Kae]

I know what you're talkin about.

[Kira]

You do brother?

[Kae]

For goodness sake.

[Tia and Munchy]

Say it again!

[Kae]

Don't cha bellyache.

[Tia and Munchy]

Tell 'em, friend!

[Kae]

Ain't what you take

[Tia and Munchy]

You know it's true!

[Kae]

But what you make

[Tia and Munchy]

Comes back to you! [Kae]

There's no excuse to have the blues

Let's not discuss It's obvious

Start making fun!

[All]

Making fun, making fun! Making fun, making fun!

[Tia and Munchy]

There's just so much that can be done when we're making our own fun!

[All]

Making fun, making fun! It's just begun!

[Kae]

No need too walk when we can run!

[All]

We're making fun!

[Kira]

Yes anyone, can make a ton.

[All]

We're making fun!

(All laugh as the song ends)

Pinch: Yeah!

(Someone knocks at the door, Opal opens the door.)

Ootsie and Bootsie: Hello Mrs. Super Girl!

Opal: Oh my, What a cute pair of trick or treaters we have!

Ootsie: We're not here for treats Mrs. Super Girl. We heard the happy singing and laughing and-

Bootsie: We were afraid.

Opal: Afraid?

Ootsie: Afraid we were missing a Happy Heroween party!

Bootsie: And it's no fun eating mountains of treats all by yourself.

Ootsie: We just wanna join the fun.

Opal: Well come on in then.

Ernest: Yum, this cookie's delicious. And it's scary. (Someone knocks on the door. Ernest opens the door)

Cap'n Crane: Evenin' Ernest. Could you do us a favor?

Connie: Could you open your store so we could get more treats? We feel so bad not having anything for Pinch and Munchy and Tia.

Pinch: You don't need too do that Mr. and Mrs. Crane. We have treats for you. Wow, giving treats is even more fun then getting them.

Tia: Well, it's sure a lot more fun then.. (Stops as he eats a cookie) Not getting treats.

(Time changes to when everybody is at the Super Girls house.)

Kae and Kira: Happy Heroween everyone!

All: Happy Heroween!

(Everyone laughs and celebrates as the episode ends.)