Rosette Island 9: The Haunted School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Alex and her Friends Down the Road)
 * (Rosette Island 9: The Ghoul School Title Card Appears)
 * Alex: Tommy, look. Lighting.
 * Tommy: Lighting? Don't you mean lightning, Alex?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Staring)
 * Alex: No, silly. Lighting.
 * (Alex)
 * (Alex Pulls the Isis to James and Tommy)
 * (James, Tommy)
 * James: Not while we're walking, Alex.
 * (James Moves the Isis Away)
 * Maria: Hey! Don't forget us.
 * (and Alex's Friends)
 * James: Oh, boy. Maybe I shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Tommy: Don't be foolish, James. You'll be a good gym teacher. And I'll be a good assistant. See? Melodie's been working out.
 * Melodie: Right. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Gerald: Oh, no! Melodie!
 * Emma: Oh, no! She's not only working out, she's falling out!
 * Melodie: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Gerald: Melodie, let go!
 * Melodie: Anything you say, Gerald.
 * (Melodie Falls on Gerald)
 * Melodie: Gee, Gerald, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Gerald: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Alex: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Tommy: Me, too, Alex.
 * Layla Gibson: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (James Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Layla Gibson: I put it there for safe keeping, James.
 * Alex: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Ariel: No, we're not. There's the school. Not to shabby, Alex.
 * Alex: Only the best for our friends. (Chuckles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Mrs. Blackneck's Finish School for Girls!
 * Ariel: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Mrs. Blackneck's School for Girls is Shown)
 * James: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Tommy: Yeah.
 * Emma: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Emma: See, Max? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * James: Yikes! What a time for my feet to run down. I can't see the road!
 * (Alex Wipes James's Eyes)
 * Alex: How's that, James?
 * James: Much better, Alex. I think I see the school.
 * (James Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Alice: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Sam: It even has a moat.
 * James: Moat?!
 * Alex: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Alex is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Mario Tiana (Off-Screen): That's Alex. She always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Alex and Fixes Her)
 * Alex: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Alex)
 * Alex: G-G-G-Good boy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Leo, Shoots Fire at Alex)
 * Alex: Guys! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Zara Dude: Alex likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Alex: Guys! Guys!
 * (Alex Tries to Pull the Helmet Off her Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Leo's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Karl: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Leo Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Alex)
 * Alex: Oh, no.
 * (Leo Snarls at Alex)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Leo, come here.
 * (Leo Sadly Comes to Mrs. Blackneck)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Alex: Me? Uh-uh.
 * James: Gee, Alex, is that--?
 * Alex: Dragon? Uh-huh. (Snarls)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Leo can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Tommy: Glad to know you, Leo. I'm Tommy, and these are Alex's friends. I guess you've already met our friend, Alex Harrison.
 * (Leo Snarls at Alex)
 * Alex (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Then you must be James. I'm Mrs. Blackneck, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * James: Pleased to meet you, ma'am.
 * (James Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (James Hears a Howl)
 * James: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Alex?
 * Alex: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Alex and James Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Come now. We have a contract, James. This is your signature, is it not?
 * James: I guess so.
 * Tommy: Sure it is. Maria and I even witnessed it. Right, Maria?
 * Maria: Right, Tommy.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * James: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Tiana: What's wrong with batty? I'm Tiana, Count Dennis' daughter. Fang-tastic to meet you.
 * James: D-D-D-D-Dennis'--
 * Alex: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Kelsey Howling)
 * Emma: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Kelsey the Werewolf, to be exact. Come down and meet your new teacher, Kelsey.
 * Kelsey: Helloooooooooo.
 * James: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Bree Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Alex and James Skid to a Stop)
 * Bree: Hi! I'm Bree.
 * Alex: And I'm outta here!
 * Bree: Huh?
 * Alex: Come on, guys.
 * Tommy: But, Alex--
 * Mrs. Blackneck: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Bree: They don't run like their tired.
 * Tiana: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Mrs. Blackneck, Bree, Kelsey, and Tiana Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Alex: Maybe we can leave through this door.
 * James: I hope so, Alex.
 * Tommy: But, Alex, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * James (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Tommy. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Sally Floats By)
 * James: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Sally: Hi! I'm Sally. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Sally Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Max: Not bad, Sally, but do you know any mambo?
 * (Alex Picks up Max): No time for mambo. We gotta tango!
 * (Shadows of the Blackneck Girls)
 * Bree: Don't worry, Mrs. Blackneck. We'll find 'em.
 * Ariel: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Alex: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Alex and her Friends: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Theresa Yawns)
 * Alex: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * (Alex and James Bumps into Bree)
 * (James Screams and Jumps into Alex's Arms)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Theresa, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Theresa Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Tiana: Yes, Theresa. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Alex: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * James: Yeah. Skin and bones.
 * (Sally Laughs): They're strange, Bree.
 * Bree: But they're in good shape, Sally.
 * Melodie: Gee, thanks.
 * James: Good shape? For what?
 * Tiana: To teach us how to beat those Hartson Cadets, of course.
 * Theresa: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Sally: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Kelsey: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * James: But--
 * Mario Tiana: That's Alex. She and her friends got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Alex: You got that right.
 * Mario Tiana: Don't worry, Theresa. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Mario Tiana.
 * Kelsey: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Tiana: Oh, it's fang-tastic having you here, guys.
 * Bree: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Bree Slaps James and Alex, Alex, and James Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Blackneck the Keys)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Alex and James Yells as they Faint)
 * (Zara and Layla Carry Alex and James in their Arms)
 * Zara Dude: Gee, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Leo Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Ready for some early morning exercises, Melodie?
 * Melodie: You betcha, Mrs. Blackneck. Want us to wake Alex and James?
 * Mrs. Blackneck: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (James Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs James's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * James: G-G-Go away. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * James: Come back-- Come back in an hour. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (James Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Alex Snoring)
 * (Leo Tries to Pull the Blanket Off her, Snarling)
 * Leo: Ohh.
 * (Leo Mutters and Walks to Alex)
 * (Leo Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Alex's Finger)
 * (Alex Yells)
 * Emma: Sounds like Alex's up and at 'em.
 * (Alex Yelling, and Puts her Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Tommy: Whoa, Alex, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: That's no goldfish, Tommy. That's out pet piranha.
 * Alex: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Alex's Finger)
 * (Alex Yells)
 * Tiana: Mrs. Blackneck told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Alex: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Bree: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Kelsey: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Theresa: Careful, Kelsey. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Sally Laughing): How am I doing, Tiana?
 * Tiana: Oh, fang-tastic, Sally.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Looks like Alex's got the ballet class started, James.
 * James: She's always been light on her feet.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: You take over now, boys.
 * James: You're the boss, Mrs. Blackneck.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: And tutus for you too, kids.
 * Linda: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Tommy: Why must we dress around in a dress, James?
 * James: Uh, well, because--
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * James: Limber. Exactly what I was thinking.
 * (Alex Runs into James and They Spin)
 * Tiana: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Alex, James, and Tommy Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Alex, James, and Tommy Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Bree and Theresa Twirl)
 * Theresa: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Hartson Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Jay: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * Portz Rogen: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Blackneck place.
 * Jay: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of funny kids.
 * Mario: Hey, let me see, Jay.
 * Jay: Careful, Mario. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Mario's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Jay's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Jay: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Oliver: Portz, it's-- It's Colonel Hartson.
 * Portz Rogen: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Hartson: At ease, men.
 * (Jay is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Hartson: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Jay Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Mario Holds his Body)
 * Jay: Thanks, Mario. I needed that.
 * Colonel Hartson: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * Portz Rogen: Yes, sir. Hartson Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Hartson: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Blackneck's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Mario: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Mario Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Hartson: Hit the deck!
 * (The Hartson Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * Portz Rogen: As you can see, sir, Mario here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Hartson: So I noticed.
 * Mario: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Hartson: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Hartson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Max Robins: Our ball's now in Blackneck territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * Portz Rogen: Good idea, Max. Front and center, Mario. Lead the way!
 * Mario: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Mario: Uh-oh.
 * (Leo Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Leo Growling)
 * Portz Rogen: It's the Blackneck's weird guard dog.
 * Jay (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Max Robins: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Leo Spews Fire)
 * Max Robins: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * Portz Rogen: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Leo Spews More Fire)
 * (The Hartson Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Mario: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Leo Laughing): The ball.
 * (Leo Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Melodie: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Lonny: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Alex: Yeah, no tutu. (Chuckles)
 * Tiana: Ah, there's nothing like feeling the wind running through your hair.
 * Bree: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Kelsey Howls): How you doing, Theresa?
 * Theresa: Great, Kelsey. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * (Alex and her Friends Run Past Leo)
 * James: Hey, Leo, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Leo Growls): Uh-uh.
 * James (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Alex: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Bree: I just love running through the trees.
 * Sally: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Bree: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Alex, and James Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Alex: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * James: Awesome!
 * (Alex and James Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Alex and James: Yuck!
 * Tiana: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're fang-tastic. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Alex and James Throw the Apples Away)
 * Alex: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Tiana, Bree, Sally, Kelsey, and Theresa Eat Apples)
 * (Leo Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Leo, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you certainly can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now get rid of it.
 * (Leo Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Hartson Military School)
 * Oliver: Here's another water balloon, Mario.
 * Mario: What are these for anyway, Portz?
 * Portz Rogen: Ammunition.
 * Max Robins: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazinga coming, Jay?
 * Jay: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Max Robinson: Check, bazinga.
 * Mario: Is this gonna get our ball back, Max?
 * Max Robins: Check, affirmative.
 * Jay: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * Portz Rogen: Good idea, Jay. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Jay: Fire?
 * Portz Rogen: No! Not--
 * (Portz Gets Blown Away)
 * Portz Rogen: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Hartson: Cadet Rogen, what is the meaning of this?
 * Portz Rogen: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Max Robins: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Leo Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * Portz Rogen: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Max Robins: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Hartson's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Oliver)
 * Colonel Hartson: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Hartson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Hartson: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Max Robins: Your hat, Colonel Hartson.
 * Colonel Hartson: Thank you, Cadet Robins.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Hartson: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Blackneck Serving Food)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Alex: Excellent! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Gerald: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Melodie?
 * Melodie: Yeah! Appetite. Mmm.
 * Tommy: Boo-yah! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Oh, I certainly hope so.
 * Melodie: Oh, goody.
 * (Melodie Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * James: Those overgrown flytraps are grabbing all the grub.
 * Theresa: Can I feed this one, Mrs. Blackneck? Can I?
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Of course, Theresa. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Theresa: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: See?
 * James: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Alex: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Tommy: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Tommy Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Tommy: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * James: Here's some squash.
 * (James Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * James: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Toborr Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Toborr: And these watermelons have expired.
 * James: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Tiana: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Bree Throws Away the Corn)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Thank you, Bree.
 * Bree: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * James: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Kelsey: How much allowance do you have left, Tiana?
 * Tiana: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Kelsey: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Tiana Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (James Yells as He Faints)
 * (Alex Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Her)
 * (Alex Yells): James! Eyes!
 * (The Eyes were Moon Spy Traps)
 * Alex: James! Eyes! Eyes!
 * James: Rice? Where?
 * Alex: No, James. Eyes. Eyes.
 * James: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Alex: I did.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Hide)
 * Tommy: I don't see any eyes, Alex.
 * James: You were hallucinating, Alex. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Alex Glares at James)
 * (Kelsey Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Tiana Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Tiana: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Emma: Smells awesome.
 * Max: Smells great.
 * Alice: Definitely.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * James: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Tiana: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Alex and James Gulp)
 * James: Delicious.
 * Alex: Yeah. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking. Meet you back at the school.
 * Bree: All right, coach.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Take a Peek)
 * Saulphira: So, the Blackneck Girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Terra Snipper: It was a good thing I dropped my moon spy traps into Blackneck's garden. (Giggles)
 * Saulphira: You have done well, my Terra Snipper. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Saulphira, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Snipper Laughing)
 * (Hypnotic Flyers Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Oliver Hits the Ball)
 * Portz Rogen: Nice spike, Oliver. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Hartson Military to stay on top.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Jay: On the win with Hartson!
 * Colonel Hartson: That's the spirit, men!
 * Mario: Yes, sir!
 * (Portz Catches Oliver as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Max Robins: No fair, Portz. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Hartson: Keep using your head, Rogen. I'm going over to Mrs. Blackneck's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Hartson Walking to Mrs. Blackneck's School)
 * (Colonel Hartson Rings the Doorbell)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: All that exercise really loosened you up, Theresa, a little too much.
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, Mrs. Blackneck, it's me, Colonel Hartson.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Will you get the door for me, Tiana?
 * Tiana: You bat I will.
 * (Tiana Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Hartson: Mrs. Blackneck? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Hartson Looks Shocked)
 * (Tiana Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * Colonel Hartson: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Tiana Changes Back into a Human)
 * Tiana: Anything you say, Colonel Hartson.
 * Colonel Hartson: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Tiana: Uh, up there. Mrs. Blackneck said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Hartson: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Hartson Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Hartson: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Hartson)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Ah, Colonel Hartson. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, Mrs. Blackneck, th-this chair, it's--
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Hartson Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackneck. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Gibb, the Butler Brings Mrs. Blackneck a Fudge Plate)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Hartson: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Gibb Pours Mrs. Blackneck a Drink)
 * (Mrs. Blackneck Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Hartson Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Gibb Wipes Mrs. Blackneck's Mouth)
 * Colonel Hartson: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Leo Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Hartson: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Leo's Head)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackneck. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Leo Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Hartson: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Mrs. Blackneck: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet her.
 * (Gibb Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Alex and her Friends to Slide Down)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Alex, I want you to meet Colonel Hartson.
 * Colonel Hartson: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Alex: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Hartson Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Bad boy, Leo!
 * (Leo Grumbling)
 * Tommy: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Hartson: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Alex: Watches synchronized.
 * James: Synchronized.
 * (Gibb Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Hartson: Check. Over and out.
 * Karl: Gee, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Alex.
 * Alex: What's the rush, Mrs. B? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * James: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Emma: But, Alex, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Alex: Why didn't you say so, Emma? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Kelsey Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Sally Giggling)
 * (Kelsey Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Alex: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * James (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Sally Howling)
 * Alex (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Tiana.
 * Tiana: Thanks a lot, Alex.
 * Theresa: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: You certainly are, Theresa. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Tommy: That's it, Bree. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Leo Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Sally Laughing)
 * Lonny: Gee, Sally, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Lonny Hits the Wall)
 * Sally: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Lonny: I'd say more into the wall.
 * (Tommy Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: You mean deep shrieking, Tommy. Show him, girls.
 * (Theresa Breathing)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Theresa Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Tiana: Sounds fang-tastic, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Tiana Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Tiana Flies By Alex)
 * (Alex Yells and Falls Back)
 * Alex: Oops.
 * (Leo Growling)
 * (Alex Yells)
 * (Alex Runs Away, But Leo Follows her)
 * Tommy: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Alex Yells)
 * (Leo Blows Fire 4 Times at Alex)
 * Alex: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Tommy: Way to go, Alex. That's deep breathing.
 * (Alex is Running from Leo): Yikes!
 * Tommy (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Blackneck Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Hartson, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Blackneck)
 * Portz Rogen: Get a load of that racket coming from the Blackneck place.
 * Max Robins: Whew. And I thought Hartson was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Mario: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Oliver.
 * Oliver: Aye, aye, Mario.
 * Mario: More weight.
 * Portz Rogen (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Oliver: Attention!
 * (Oliver Salutes but Drops the Sack on Mario who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Hartson: At ease, men.
 * (Portz, Max, Jay, and Oliver Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Mario)
 * Colonel Hartson: I said at ease, Mario.
 * Mario: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Hartson: I just wanna say that no Marioer what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * Portz, Oliver, Max, and Jay: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Hartson: Do you want this trophy to stay at Hartson Military School?
 * Portz Rogen: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Hartson Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Mario Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Mario: Those Blackneck Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Mario Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * James: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Theresa is Pumping Herself)
 * Tommy: Keep your chin up, girl. You mummy would be proud.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Hartson Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Melodie: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Emma.
 * Alex: You said it.
 * (Sally Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Alex Loosens her Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Melodie: Gee, Alex. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Alex's Neck Spins Out of Control as She Screams)
 * (Alex Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (She Rises her Head Out of the Water)
 * James: This is not the time to go swimming, Alex. We have a volleyball game.
 * Tommy: But everyone says swimming is lots of fun, James.
 * (Sharks Approach Alex)
 * Tommy: Oh, boy. And it looks like Alex is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Alex)
 * (Alex Screams in Terror): James! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Alex)
 * Alex: James! Help!
 * James: Keep paddling, Alex! I'm on my way!
 * Tommy: Me, too!
 * Bree: Me, first. I love swimming.
 * (Alex Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Bree Jumps and Lands on the Sharks)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: She'd be a much better diver if she learned to keep her feet together.
 * (Bree Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * (Kelsey Jumps, Howling)
 * (Tiana Chuckles): Oh, Kelsey. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Kelsey and Tiana Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Kelsey Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Tiana: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Lina: Come on, Lonny. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Alex's Friends Jump in)
 * (Sally Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Theresa: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Theresa Jumps Down)
 * Tommy: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, James?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Theresa Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * James: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Maria: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Bree: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Tiana: We're ready for those Hartson Cadets.
 * (Kelsey Howls): Go, Blackneck! (Howling)
 * (Sally Laughing)
 * Theresa: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Moon Spy Traps See the Girls)
 * Saulphira: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Snipper?
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Saulphira: Excellent.
 * Layla Gibson: Here, Emma. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Saulphira and Snipper)
 * Emma (Off-Screen): Thanks, Layla. I needed that.
 * Saulphira: Fool. Next time, don't plant your spy traps by the moat.
 * Terra Snipper: Sorry, Saulphira.

The Volleyball Game/Blackneck All the Way:

 * (Portz Laughs): Look, guys, those Blackneck Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Leo, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Leo: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (He Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Tiana: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Kelsey Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Alex: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Theresa: Thanks, Alex. (She Hops Away)
 * Jay: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Hartson: Uh, negative, Mrs. Blackneck. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Not yet. Al!
 * (Al Makes a Net with a Web)
 * James: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hartson: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Coming right up.
 * (Mrs. Blackneck Bangs the Gong)
 * (Gibb Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Mario Tiana: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hartson: Well, we need a referee.
 * Ree Oskar: You're looking at them. Mario Tiana, Ree Oskar, and Zara Dude. We call 'em as we see 'em.
 * Portz Rogen: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Kelsey: No problem. (Howling)
 * Mario: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.
 * Melodie: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Melodie: Thanks. Heads.
 * Jay (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Melodie: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Hartson: Affirmative. Blackneck serves first.
 * Karl, Olly, and Petras: Go, go, Blackneck!
 * James: Give it all you got, Bree.
 * Bree: Okay, coach.
 * (Bree Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting Portz and Mario)
 * Zara Dude: Net ball!
 * Jay: I think it's a net loss.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Al, on the double.
 * (Al Fixes the Net)
 * James: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Bree: Okay, coach.
 * (Bree Hits the Ball Again)
 * Kelsey: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Oliver: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Mario Tiana: Point goes to Blackneck!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Blackneck's Point)
 * Karl: Go, go, Blackneck! (She Shakes Mrs. Blackneck's Hands While Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Hartson's Point)
 * Colonel Hartson: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Mario: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Mario Hits the Ball)
 * (Sally Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Jay: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Max Robins: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Zara Dude: That's a fowl. Hartson's point.
 * Hartson Cadets: On the win with Hartson!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Hartson's Point)
 * Theresa: We're never gonna win that trophy, Tiana.
 * Tiana: You bat we are! (Howls)
 * (Tiana Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (Portz Falls)
 * Mario Tiana: Nice spike, Tiana!
 * (Tiana Changes Back into a Human)
 * Tiana: Thanks, Max.
 * (Tiana Goes to Portz and Takes the Ball)
 * Tiana: Our serve, cadet.
 * Portz Rogen: I must be going batty.
 * Tiana: Here, Theresa. Let's see a fang-tastic serve.
 * (Theresa Hits the Ball)
 * Max and Jay: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Theresa Hits it Again)
 * Max and Jay: I've got it!
 * Theresa: I've got it!
 * (Max and Jay Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Ree Oskar: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Blackneck's Point)
 * Kelsey: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Sally: That's a howl, Kelsey! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Oh, Al!
 * (Al Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Al Doesn't Want that)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Okay, okay, a million flies.
 * (Al Remakes the Net)
 * Olly: Let's go, Blackneck!
 * Alex: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. Two, please.
 * Tommy: Make that three.
 * (Leo Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Jimmy: Thanks, Leo. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * Portz Rogen: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Hartson Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Max Robins (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Mario (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Blackneck.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Theresa Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Bree: That looks good, Theresa.
 * Portz Rogen: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Jay: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Theresa to Fly)
 * Theresa: Whoa!
 * Mario Tiana: Outta bounds.
 * (Theresa Still Flies)
 * Mario Tiana: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to Portz)
 * Portz Rogen: Then it's Hartson's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Theresa)
 * Bree: Don't worry, Theresa. We'll get it back.
 * Portz Rogen: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Max Hits the Ball)
 * Kelsey: It's all mine!
 * (Portz Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Kelsey: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Tiana: I'll save it, Kelsey.
 * (Tiana Spins Backwards)
 * Tiana: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Hartson: On the win with Hartson!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Hartson's Point)
 * (Alex Eats the Hotdog)
 * Jimmy: Jinkies. This doesn't look good.
 * (Tommy Takes the Hotdog from Jimmy's Hand and Eats it)
 * Tommy: Tastes good.
 * Jimmy: We gotta catch up.
 * Alex: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Alex Puts Ketchup on Tommy's Hotdog)
 * Portz Rogen: Prepare for another hit, Max, with our secret weapon.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Tommy Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Max who Hits the Ball)
 * Max Robins: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits Portz)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of Portz's Hand and Flies into Tommy's Mouth)
 * (Tommy Hiccups)
 * Portz Rogen: Nice work, Max. Now our remote control is...
 * (Tommy Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * Portz Rogen (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Hartson, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Hartson: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Tommy Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Hartson)
 * Alex: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Tommy?
 * Tommy: Right, Alex. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Alex, Who Falls)
 * (Kelsey Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Jay and Oliver Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Blackneck's Point)
 * Mario: On the win with Hartson.
 * (Theresa Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Hartson's Point)
 * Colonel Hartson: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * Portz Rogen: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (Portz Hits the Ball)
 * Oliver: Whoa.
 * (Bree Hits the Ball)
 * Oliver: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Hartson: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Zara Dude: But it hit in first. Blackneck's ball.
 * Olly: Go, go, Blackneck!
 * (Leo Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Olly was Waving)
 * Olly: Huh?
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Fly Up)
 * (Kelsey Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Max and Jay)
 * Terra Snipper: Those girls are strong, Saulphira.
 * Saulphira: Just like their parents, Snipper, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Blackneck's Point)
 * Alex: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Tiana.
 * Tiana: You bat I will.
 * Portz Rogen: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Mario.
 * Mario: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Tiana Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Mario: Take that, you bat.
 * Theresa: I can't reach it!
 * Tommy: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Mario)
 * Mario: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Jay, Max, Oliver, and Portz)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Mario Tiana: That's out, Colonel, and so are you.
 * Ree Oskar: Match over.
 * Zara Dude: And Blackneck wins the game.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Blackneck's Point)
 * (The Blackneck Girls Cheer)
 * (Tiana, Sally, and Bree Have James)
 * (Theresa and Kelsey Have Tommy)
 * Tiana: You were fang-tastic, coach.
 * James: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Hartson.
 * Colonel Hartson: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Hartson and Gives it to Mrs. Blackneck)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Theresa. For your mummy case.
 * Theresa: Thanks, Mrs. Blackneck!
 * Portz Rogen: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Max Robins: We had the strategy.
 * Jay: We had the equipment.
 * Mario: But we still lost.
 * Oliver: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Hartson: No moping, men. The Hartson code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Tommy Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Hartson on it)
 * (Tommy Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Hartson Bounces Away)
 * Portz Rogen: Looks like the Hartson code just got broken.
 * Max Robins: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Kelsey Howling)
 * Kelsey: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Theresa: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Emma: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Tiana: It's only the biggest even of the Blackneck school year.
 * James: Will there be food?
 * (Alex and James Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Tiana: Oh, lots of goodies, James. Mrs. Blackneck is in the kitchen right now.
 * James: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Alex: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Mrs. Blackneck Making Brownies)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Alex: Brownies?! Excellent!
 * James: Can we give you a hand, Mrs. Blackneck?
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Thanks, James. I've already got one. But you three can lick the bowl.
 * Alex: Thanks.
 * Tommy: Yeah, thanks.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Okay, Leo. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Leo: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Tiana: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (James Slurps from the Bowl)
 * James: You said it, Tiana.
 * (Alex Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Alex: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Tiana: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * James: Yikes!! There's itching in the kitchen, Tommy!
 * Tommy: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Sally, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Sally: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * James: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Tommy.
 * Tommy: Yeah.
 * Sally: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Alex: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Tiana: Everyone, Alex. My daddy, Dennis.
 * Alex: That's your daddy?
 * Tiana: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * James: Oh, no! It's almost sundown now, Tommy. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Tommy: Help! (He Runs Away)
 * James: Wait for me, Tommy!
 * Bree: Stop!
 * (James and Tommy Skid to a Stop)
 * Bree: You've gotta meet Frodo Frankenteen.
 * Theresa: And Manfred Mummy.
 * Kelsey: Oh, don't forget Marcos Werewolf.
 * (James and Tommy Keep Running Until Sally Stops Them)
 * Sally: And Hugo Phantom. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * James: Yikes!
 * (Tommy Jumps into James's Arms)
 * James: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Spy on the Monster Fathers)
 * Terra Snipper (Off-Screen): Here they come, Saulphira.
 * (Marcos and Frodo Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dennis)
 * Terra Snipper (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dennis: Let me cape you out of the rain, Manfred.
 * Manfred Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Saulphira: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Saulphira will be the most feared name in the monster world, when get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Hypnotic Flyer Tries to Bite Saulphira's Hand)
 * (Saulphira Smacks the Flyer Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Alex, James, Tommy, Bree, and Kelsey Playing Checkers)
 * (Frodo Groaning)
 * Bree: Dada!
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * Kelsey: My papa's calling me.
 * (Marcos Howling)
 * James: Everyone's running off, Tommy. Why don't we?
 * Tommy: Uh-huh!
 * James: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Gosh, James, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * James: No, Alex.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * James: We should be safe now, Tommy.
 * Tommy: I hope so, James.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Alex (Off-Screen): We have company, Tommy.
 * (Sally Laughing): So there you are. Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Hugo Phantom: Sally's told me so much about you.
 * (James and Tommy Scream)
 * (James Holds Alex's Hand as He and James Run)
 * Sally (Off-Screen): See, Father? They just love to exercise.
 * Tommy: Out here, guys.
 * (The Bats or Dennis and Tiana Fly in)
 * James: Oh, no! Help!
 * (James Runs While Tommy, Holding Alex's Hand, Runs with her)
 * Tommy: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dennis Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: I'm so glad to see new blood at Blackneck.
 * Tommy: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * James: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dennis: Tiana, these 2 are battier than we are.
 * Tiana: They are a little strange, Daddy. But they're fang-tastic teachers.
 * Tommy: We were lucky, James, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * James: Positively!
 * Alex: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (James Hugs Alex in Fear)
 * James: I hope you're right, Alex.
 * (James and Tommy Scream)
 * Bree: There they are, Dada!
 * Frodo Frankenstein: Come to Frankenteen.
 * Manfred Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Manfred Wraps Alex, James, and Tommy)
 * Manfred Mummy: Who are you?
 * Tommy: I'm Tommy.
 * Alex: And I'm Alex Harrison.
 * James: Don't hurt Tommy, Manfred. It's all my fault we're here.
 * Manfred Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Marcos Werewolf: I'll howl to that. Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Marcos and Kelsey Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: That's the spirit, kids.
 * Tommy: Very good, right, James?
 * James: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: It's an old Blackneck recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (James and Tommy Scratch)
 * Alex: Gee, Kelsey, what's that?
 * Kelsey: Something for my papa, Alex. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Papa.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That's beautiful, Kelsey. (He Drinks the Lemonade) Oh, nice and sour. It makes my whiskers pucker.
 * Tiana: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dennis: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dennis Changes into a Bat)
 * (Tiana Puts the Robe on Dennis)
 * Tiana (Off-Screen): Oh, fang-tastic. It fits.
 * (Dennis Screeching)
 * Tiana: See for yourself.
 * (Dennis Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Tommy: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, James?
 * James: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dennis Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dennis: What a wonderful gift.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Leo Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Tiana: Don't feel left out, Leo. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Leo Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Bree: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Bree: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, Dada.
 * (Frodo Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Bree. (He Pats Bree's Head)
 * Bree: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Show your mummy daddy what you made, Theresa.
 * (Theresa Shows Manfred a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Theresa (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Manfred Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Theresa.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Sally Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Sally Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Gibb Plays the Drum)
 * Sally: And 6 tentacles. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Moon Spy Traps Look Outside)
 * Terra Snipper: They're having fun, Saulphira.
 * Saulphira: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Sally Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Hugo Phantom: Fantastic, Sally.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Bravo!
 * (Kelsey Howls)
 * Count Dennis: It made my blood run cold.
 * James: Let's give that hand a hand, Tommy.
 * (Tommy Smiles at James)
 * (Sally Shakes the Hand)
 * Sally: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dennis: It will soon be dawn. I must be on my way, Tiana.
 * Tiana: I know, Daddy.
 * Marcos Werewolf: The moon is going down, Kelsey. I'd better run, too.
 * Tommy: See you next Halloween.
 * Count Dennis: In the meantime, I want you to take good care of my little Tiana.
 * Tommy: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dennis: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Marcos Werewolf: That goes for Kelsey, too. (Howls)
 * (Frodo Grabs James and Tommy by the Throat)
 * Frodo Frankenteen: Bree's my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Frodo Puts them Down, and Manfred Picks Them Back Up)
 * Manfred Mummy: Take care of Theresa and her friends, or you're going to meet a very mad mummy.
 * (Manfred Puts them Down)
 * (Hugo Appears as James and Tommy Gasp)
 * Hugo Phantom: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Hugo Leaves)
 * Alex: Bye, guys. Whoa, what a friendly bunch of folks, right, James?
 * James: Yeah, right.
 * Tommy: Well, there's nothing to be afraid of now, James.
 * James: Uh-huh.
 * Saulphira: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Saulphira Walks to the Hypnotic Flyer)
 * Saulphira: Get ready to fly, little Hypnotic flyer. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Saulphira Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Saulphira's Plan/Trip to Swampy Palace:

 * Saulphira: There's no time to waste, Terra Snipper. Get cranking.
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Saulphira Has a Picture of James)
 * Saulphira: This is your target.
 * (Hypnotic Flyer Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Saulphira Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Flyer to See)
 * (Hypnotic Flyer is Pleased)
 * Saulphira: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, Hypnotic flyer, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Snipper Laughing)
 * Saulphira: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Terra Snipper: Y-Yes, Saulphira.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Tommy is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Hypnotic Flyer)
 * (Tommy Yells): James! Bat! It's a bat!
 * James: Bat? Take this baseball for later this morning, Tommy.
 * (Tommy Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, James, bat.
 * James: Calm down, Tommy. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * James: See? See for yourself, Tommy. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Tommy: Okay, James.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Hypnotic Flyer is There)
 * Tommy: James! Bat shade! Bat shade!
 * James: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, man. See? There's nothing shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Tommy.
 * (Tommy Pulls the Shade Up, But Gets Curled Up in the Window)
 * (James Snoring)
 * (Hypnotic Flyer Spies on James)
 * (The Flyer Puts Spiderweb Earphones on his Ears)
 * Saulphira's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * James: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Saulphira: In the morning, you will take the girls on a little field trip to the Swampy Palace.
 * James: Little girls... field trip... to the Swampy Palace.
 * Saulphira: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (James Giggling)
 * (Snipper Laughs and Stops)
 * Saulphira: Don't just stand there. Get to the Swampy Palace and set my traps.
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Hartson Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Max, Oliver, and Mario Wake up)
 * (Portz is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up Portz)
 * Portz Rogen: Jay, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Jay: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Hartson: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Hartson: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * Portz Rogen: I'll say. That's Swampy Palace.
 * (Cut to the Blackneck School)
 * James: Good morning, Tommy. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Tommy: It is?
 * James: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Tommy Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Tommy Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Alex Wakes Up)
 * Alex: You knocked, Tommy?
 * James: Glad you're up, Alex. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Kelsey Howls): We will, Mrs. Blackneck.
 * Tommy: We're all ready to go.
 * Leo: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Sorry, Leo. You're staying home with me.
 * (Leo Grumbling)
 * James: Here we go, gang.
 * Bree: Bye, Mrs. Blackneck!
 * Theresa: Bye, Leo!
 * Mrs. Blackneck: See you later, girls.
 * Leo: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Melodie: So, James, where are we going for a field trip?
 * James: Someplace scenic, Melodie. Right here.
 * Melodie: That's Swampy Palace.
 * Alex: Swampy Palace?!
 * Tiana: Sounds fang-tastic. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Alex: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, man!
 * Sally: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.

Hypnotic Flyers at Work:

 * Colonel Hartson: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this marsh.
 * Max Robins: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Oliver)
 * (Portz Falls in the Mud)
 * Portz Rogen: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Hartson and Oliver Walking Through the Marsh)
 * (Portz, Jay, Mario, and Max Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Jay: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Mario: And dumb, too.
 * Theresa: What do we do now, James?
 * James: Well, now, uh, how about a jog through the marsh?
 * Bree: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Theresa: Wait for me, Bree.
 * Alex: And us, too.
 * (Alex Picks up Emma)
 * (Kelsey Howls): Race you across the marsh, Tiana.
 * Tiana: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Kelsey Jogging)
 * Kelsey: Aw, no fair, Tiana. We're supposed to be jogging, not jetting.
 * (A Coil Trips Kelsey)
 * Terra Snipper: Gotcha.
 * Kelsey: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Snipper Moans, and Growls): You can't escape the Terra Snipper.
 * Kelsey: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, Snippy.
 * (Snipper Grunts)
 * Kelsey: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Kelsey Gasps)
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Grab Kelsey)
 * Kelsey: Ugh! Put me down!
 * Terra Snipper: 1 down, 4 to go. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (Cut to the School)
 * Mrs. Blackneck (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Leo?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Leo, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Leo is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Tommy: Gee, James, marsh jogging is fun.
 * (Leo Hears Laughter Coming Through the Swampy Palace)
 * (Cut to Alex and her Friends Running on Stones)
 * Tommy: How'd you think of this place?
 * James: I don't know, Tommy. In my dreams, I think. Yikes!
 * (James Leaps into Alex's Arms)
 * James: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Alex: Yeah! Alligator nightmare!
 * Alex and James: Help!
 * Melodie: Don't worry, Alex. Melodie to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Melodie: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on a Crocodile)
 * (Gerald Grabs her)
 * James: Nice going, Melodie, but too late.
 * Alex: Guys!
 * James: Yikes! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Ariel: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Tiana: Try swinging with me.
 * (Tiana Grabs Alex and her Friends)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Tiana Changes into a Human)
 * James: Not too bat an escape, right, Alex?
 * Alex: Yeah, James.
 * Lonny: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Tiana: I need some help myself. Kelsey must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * James: This marsh is a little bothering.
 * Tommy: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Alex: Yeah. (Gasps)
 * Tiana: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Hartson Cadets are Walking)
 * Mario: Hey, what's that up there? This marsh has got bats!
 * Jay: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Max Robins: Negative. I think this is...
 * Portz Rogen: Quicksand!
 * Mario: What do we do now, Portz?
 * Portz Rogen: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Max Robins: Affirmative. Help!
 * Hartson Cadets: Help!
 * Bree: Sounds like those smart aleck Hartson Cadets.
 * Theresa: Maybe they're playing in the marsh, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * Portz Rogen: Someone's coming.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative. It's those Blackneck Girls.
 * Jay: Quick! Help us out.
 * Theresa: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Max Robins: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Jay: On the double!
 * Oliver: If not sooner!
 * Alice: Well, Theresa, if they insist.
 * Theresa: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Bree Helps the Hartson Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Hartson Cadets Scream)
 * Jay: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.

Blackneck Girls Captured!:

 * Portz Rogen: Now we'd better find a way out of this marsh. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Leo Comes by and Sniffs Portz's Foot, Snarling)
 * Portz Rogen: Retreat!
 * Max Robins: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Sally: Marshes never bother me. Of course, my phantom feet never get wet! (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Hypnotic Flyers are Watching Sally)
 * (Hypnotic Flyers Laughing)
 * (Sally Laughing): That's strange. Those eyes are watching me. What do I think I shall do? Oh, well. I think I shall investigate. (Laughing) I can see it.
 * (Flapping Wings Sound)
 * (Sally is Grabbed by Hypnotic Flyers)
 * Sally: Hey! Let go of me!
 * Tommy: No sign of the girls, Alex.
 * Alex: Uh-oh.
 * James: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this marsh.
 * Lina: Hold it, James. Maybe Tiana has good news.
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * James: Does that mean you found Kelsey?
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * James: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Alex Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Alex to Spin, and Sends her Flying)
 * Mario Tiana: There goes Alex, wanting to be first again.
 * (Alex Lands on Leo, Who Snarls)
 * Alex: Oops!
 * (Leo Spews Fire at her, and Chases her)
 * (Alex Screaming)
 * (Leo Runs After her)
 * James: I wish Alex would learn to not play with Leo.
 * (Tiana Looks Down, Sees Kelsey and Sally Captured, and Screams)
 * Kelsey: Don't worry, Tiana, we're here. Come down.
 * Sally: We want to tell you something.
 * (Tiana Flies Down)
 * Kelsey: Fly higher!
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Fly After Her)
 * Terra Snipper: Don't let her escape!
 * (Tiana Keeps Flying from the Bats)
 * Jay: Wow! Look up there!
 * (Mario Takes the Binoculars from Jay)
 * Jay: What a dog fight.
 * Mario: Looks more like a bat fight to me.
 * (Portz Takes the Binoculars from Mario)
 * Portz Rogen: Affirmative. That's what I call a bat-tle.
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Get Knocked Out)
 * (Alex Hides in the Shack to Lose Leo)
 * (Leo Still Runs)
 * (Alex Snickering)
 * (Kelsey Taps on Alex's Shoulder)
 * Alex: Yikes! What's wrong, Kelsey?
 * Kelsey: Terra Snipper is right behind you. Look out!
 * Sally: Leo will come back for her.
 * (Alex Gulps, and Walks Out)
 * (Snipper's Tentacles Grabs Alex)
 * Terra Snipper: Gotcha!
 * Alex: Help!
 * Terra Snipper: Saulphira does not like meddlers.
 * Alex: N-N-Not me!
 * (Alex Tries to Run Away from Snipper, when Fire Burns Snipper)
 * Terra Snipper: Yeow!
 * (Leo Blows Fire at Snipper)
 * (Snipper Screaming)
 * (Snipper Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Terra Snipper: You two will pay for this!
 * (Leo Becomes Alex's Friend)
 * (Alex Shakes Leo's Hand and Laughs, Then She, and Leo Run)
 * Terra Snipper: No one escapes the Terra Snipper.
 * (Tiana Hides in the Clouds)
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Can't Fire her Anywhere)
 * Theresa: Well, it's about time.
 * Bree: Where have you Blackneck girls been?
 * Sally: Looking for you.
 * Kelsey: What's going on?
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * Bree: It's Tiana.
 * Theresa: Something's wrong.
 * Bree: But we gotta get outta here.
 * (Bree and Theresa Try to Run Away from the Shack, but are Surrounded by Hypnotic Flyers)
 * Saulphira: You're not going anywhere. (Sinister Laughing) Come to me, my Blackneck Girls.
 * (The Shack is Sent Flying to Castle Saulphira)
 * (Tiana Screeching)
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Finally Catch her)
 * (One of the Flyers Put the Earphones on Tiana)
 * (Tiana is Stuck in the Bat's Clutches)

Rescue Mission:

 * (Tiana is SSaulggling to Get Away)
 * Saulphira (On-Speaker): Stop sSaulggling. You cannot escape only me, Saulphira. Your will is strong, just like your father's, but my will is stronger. Don't escape!
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Take Tiana to Castle Saulphira)
 * James: Guys! Tiana's getting bat-napped.
 * Melodie: Oh, no! This is awful! If we don't get her back, the Count will hold me uncountable.
 * Gerald: Don't worry, Melodie. We'll get the other girls to rescue her.
 * Alex: No. They're gone.
 * Melodie: You don't mean Bree?
 * Alex: Yeah, she's toughest nail's Frankenstein's monster.
 * Pia Schaeffer: And Sally?
 * Alex: Sure, she's the gang's fun-loving ghost.
 * Sandra: Not Theresa and Kelsey, too?
 * Alex: Exactly. She's the cute mummy and a werewolf who howls. And Tiana, she was kidnapped.
 * Tommy: Tiana? The Blackneck Girls are in trouble? Whoa! Oh, this is awful. They're kidnapped. What do we do now?
 * Alex: Follow that shack!
 * James: Huh?
 * Sandra: I think Alex wants us to follow that shack.
 * Alex: That's what she said. Follow that shack.
 * Tommy: Say no more, Alex.
 * Petras: We'll track that shack, get the girls back before their scary folks ever know they're not back.
 * Alex: Uh-huh.
 * James: Uh-oh. We're stuck in the mud.
 * Portz Rogen: Looks like the Blackneck transport vehicle is in deep trouble.
 * Mario: Serves them right for taking our trophy.
 * Max Robins: However, the Hartson code says we help vehicles in distress.
 * Jay: Affirmative.
 * Portz Rogen: Negative. We do not aid and abet the enemy.
 * Mario: Yeah, let 'em spin their wheels.
 * (Leo Snarling)
 * Portz Rogen: As I was saying, men, that van needs some man power. I thought you might need a push.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative.
 * Alice: Look, Alex, those cadets volunteered to help us out.
 * (Leo Walks By and Winks at Alex, Smiling)
 * James: Keep pushing. I'm putting the metal to the pedal.
 * (The Hartson Cadets Push the Van Out of the Mud)
 * James (Off-Screen): We're outta here!
 * Tommy: Come on! Get up, guys! The Blackneck Girls are in trouble!
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Come on, Tommy!
 * Tommy: You can help us rescue 'em from a bunch of meanies.
 * Portz Rogen: That's a negative!
 * Mario: Yeah, get lost!
 * Tommy: What a bunch of sticks-in-the-mud.
 * (Alex and her Friends Drive Off)
 * (Colonel Hartson Appears)
 * Portz Rogen: Colonel Hartson, sir.
 * Colonel Hartson: Cadet Oliver has finished this hike in much better shape than the rest of you. Next time, follow me more closely, Cadet Rogen.
 * Portz Rogen: Yes, sir! Uh, sorry, sir.
 * Colonel Hartson: Ohh-- Back to the barracks, on the double.
 * Hartson Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * (They Leave)
 * (Meanwhile, The Hypnotic Flyers Take Tiana Inside the Castle)
 * Tommy (Off-Screen): Oh, no! The bats have come back to roost, and that's gruesomest roost I've ever seen.
 * Melodie (Off-Screen): Yeah, gruesome roost. (Shudders)
 * James: We'd need wings to get up there.
 * Alex: Leave it to us, James.
 * (Scene Slides to Alex)
 * Alex: Da-da-da-da-da-da! Charge!
 * (The Traps were Set Up)
 * Leo: Hey! What about me?
 * Alex: Make that a double charge for Emma and Leo.
 * Leo: Yeah!
 * James: Are you sure this'll work, Alex?
 * Alex: I'm positive. Come on, guys. Hop aboard.
 * (Scene Fades to Alex her Friends, and Leo on the Trap)
 * Alex: Fire away, Leo!
 * (Leo Lights the Fire)
 * (The Trap Flings them Up)
 * (Alex's Friends, Except for Alex Scream)
 * Alex: Whee! We'll be there in no time flat.
 * (They Land on the Wall Flat)
 * (Alex and Leo Land on the Ground)
 * James: You were right about the flat part, Alex.
 * Alex: Man, I'm sorry, guys.
 * Tommy: It's okay, Alex. (Giggles)
 * Saulphira: It's been too long since we had company, Snipper.
 * Terra Snipper: I knew you'd be pleased, Saulphira.
 * Saulphira: Yes, because these 5 will remain here permanently. (Sinister Laughing)
 * Terra Snipper: But, Saulphira, what happens if your prisoners escape?
 * Saulphira: Don't upset yourself, Snipper. I'm preparing a spell to make them evil forever. At the stroke of midnight, I'm going to have my arms defeat them.
 * Terra Snipper: Defeat them? Oh, how revolting.
 * Saulphira: Yes, isn't it though? (Snarls) Now stop cringing, and get my army ready!
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira!

Mirror Monster Tommy:

 * Tommy: This pad is really locked, guys.
 * Alex: Leo will take care of it. Won't you, Leo?
 * (Leo Marches up and Puts a Helmet on)
 * (Leo Blows Fire and Removes his Helmet, but the Lock Didn't Melt)
 * Leo: Huh?
 * Zara Dude: Oh, no. This lock must be flame proof.
 * Emma: Allow me, Zara. Pick me up, Layla.
 * (Layla Picks up Emma, and Emma Uses a Key to Unlock the Door)
 * Emma: Bingo.
 * Layla Gibson: That's one talented key, Emma. (Laughs)
 * Emma: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Alex: Gee, this place is humongous. If we're ever gonna find the girls, we'll need to split up.
 * Tommy: Oh, wow. (Laughs Nervously) I was afraid she'd say that.
 * James: Me, too, Tommy.
 * (James and Tommy were Looking Through the Halls, Until James Spots Something)
 * (James Pulls the Sheet off and a Mirror is Shown)
 * (A Monster Version of James Appears in the Mirror)
 * James: Huh? (He Backs Away from it)
 * (He Tiptoes Quietly to Show his Reflection Again, and his Monster Form is Seen Again)
 * (James Screams): Tommy!!
 * (He Runs to Get Tommy)
 * Tommy: What's the big idea, James?
 * James: Mirror Monster.
 * Tommy: Relax, James. It's only a mirror.
 * (Tommy Looks at his Monster Reflection and Makes Funny Faces)
 * Tommy: See? It's just a silly reflection, like they have at the carnival.
 * James: Sorry, Tommy.
 * Tommy: Makes you look weird, but it can't hurt you.
 * (James Sees Someone Coming to Grab Tommy and Runs Away)
 * Tommy: James, come baaaaaaaaaack!
 * (The Mirror Monster of Tommy Jumps Out)
 * (Tommy is Trapped in the Mirror)
 * Tommy: Hey! Let me outta here.
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Ohh... (Sinister Laughing)
 * Terra Snipper: That's it. Saulphira likes a potion making. Hey, you there.
 * (Sandra Holds a Water Gun)
 * Sandra: How about a little water gun on your face?
 * (Sandra Sprays Terra Snipper in the Face with Water)
 * Terra Snipper: Oh, I'm getting wet. They'll soon be defeated for a second.
 * (Maria Looks Around and Sees Tommy Trapped)
 * Tommy: Maria, thank goodness. You have to tell James that the me who's following him isn't me.
 * Maria: Are you? Good. You were duplicated into a mirror-like monster like you, Tommy.
 * Tommy: Me? As a duplicator? Yes. Is it the witch of the web, Maria?
 * Maria: Correct. It's Saulphira. She makes the girls part of her evil team forever at midnight.
 * Tommy: Her evil team?! It can't be that bad. Maria, go tell Alex's friends about Saulphira.
 * Maria: As you wish.
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Snarling)
 * (He Scratches James's Back Causing James to Laugh)
 * James: Cut it out, Tommy.
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: James.
 * James: Yes, Tommy?
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: I'm after you.
 * (James Screams): Y-Y-You're not Tommy.
 * (The Mirror Monster has James's Shirt, and James Puts it Back on his Body and then Runs Away)
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: You can't escape!
 * James: Tommy!
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: He can't help you now. No one can help you now. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Scene Dissolves)
 * (James is Still Running from Mirror Monster Tommy)
 * James: Help!
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Laughing Sinisterly)
 * James: Help!
 * (James Skids)
 * James: Becky! Sandra! Help!
 * Sandra: Calm down, James. We're here to help you.
 * Becky: With this disguise, of course.
 * James: You are?
 * Becky: Hurry, James. Fool the mirror monster.
 * Sandra: We'll fetch Alex's friends.
 * James: Got it.
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Now, I've got you.
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Skids)
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: I've got--
 * (James, Disguised as a Mummy, Mops the Floor as Becky and Sandra Ran off to Fetch Alex's Friends)
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Hey, did a big ugly boy go by here a minute ago?
 * James: Ugly? Uh, I mean, yeah. That-a-way.
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Thanks.
 * James: It worked. (Giggles)
 * (He Continues Mopping Until She Bumps into Mirror Monster Tommy)
 * James: Oops!
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Snarling): You can't fool the Mirror Monster. (Snarling)
 * (Emma Yells)
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Snarling, Gets a Bucket Stuck on his Head)
 * James: Help! Help!
 * Elaine: Sounds like James's in trouble.
 * Leo: Yeah.
 * (They Run Off)
 * Tommy: Elaine! Leo! Geez, I've spent a lot of time in front of a mirror, but never this long behind it.
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Tries to Get the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Elaine: I'll help you get that off, Tommy. (Takes the Bucket Off his Head)
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Thank you.
 * Elaine: Hey, you're not Tommy. And you look better with this on.
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Shakes it Off his Head and it Lands on Leo's Head)
 * Elaine: Put me down, you Tommy imposter!
 * (Leo Snarling)
 * Elaine: I'm warnin' ya. Put me down, or prepare to splat!
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: You don't scare me.
 * (Leo Spews at the Mirror Monster Tommy)
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Screaming, and Runs Away)
 * Elaine: Gee, I think he got the message, Leo. But just in case--
 * Leo: Yeah. (Spews Fire at him Again)
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Screaming): I'm going! I'm going! Whoa! Whoa!
 * Elaine: Nice job, Leo! Now we'd better find the real Tommy, and Alex and James.
 * Leo: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
 * Mirror Monster Tommy: Ooh, it's too dangerous out here.
 * (Mirror Monster Tommy Jumps Back in the Mirror and Tosses Tommy Outside)
 * Tommy: Jeez! It's about time.

Tricerasours:

 * (Alex Walks By Quietly)
 * (She Then Hears a Noise)
 * Alex: Uh-oh.
 * (The Wall Slides Back with Alex)
 * Elaine: Gee, I thought I heard something.
 * Saulphira: What are you doing in here?
 * (Alex Gulps)
 * Saulphira: Are you looking for the bathroom?
 * Alex: Uh-huh.
 * Saulphira: Then it's right over there.
 * Alex: Thank you, Saulphira.
 * (She Throws the Mop at Snipper)
 * Terra Snipper: There's something funny about that woman.
 * Saulphira: Stop dawdling, Snipper. Midnight approaches and this potion must be ready. Deadly nightshade.
 * Terra Snipper: Deadly nightshade.
 * (Saulphira Pours the Deadly Nightshade in the Potion)
 * Saulphira: Powdered newt.
 * Terra Snipper: Powdered newt.
 * Saulphira (Off-Screen): Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Terra Snipper: Oil of wolfsbane.
 * Saulphira (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tail.
 * Terra Snipper (Off-Screen): Slimy salamander tails.
 * (Snipper's Tentacles Grabs Alex's Leg)
 * Terra Snipper: I knew this was no dummy. I knew this was no mummy.
 * Alex: Whoops!
 * Terra Snipper: It's that meddling girl of the Blackneck's.
 * Saulphira: She's too stupid to have come alone.
 * Alex: Stupid?
 * Saulphira: Dispose of her, and any of her foolish friends.
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira.
 * (Scene Fades to Emma and Max Searching)
 * Tommy: Guys. Oh, boy. I'm so glad we found you. It's almost midnight. We gotta get outta here before we get killed. Whatever it is, it's gotta be bat news.
 * Emma: We'd love to. We're trying to find a way to Saulphira's room.
 * Tommy: Oh. What a freedom development this is.
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Tommy: Oh, no! Sounds like Alex needs us more than we do. (He Runs Off)
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Help!
 * James: That's Alex, and she's in trouble. Hang on, Alex! I'm coming!
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Tommy: We're coming, Alex!
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Help!
 * James: I'm right behind you, Tommy!
 * Alex (Off-Screen): Help!
 * Terra Snipper: I'm so glad you came to help your friend.
 * Alex: Help! Fellas!
 * James: Put my wife down, you big meanie!
 * Terra Snipper: I've just begun to be mean. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Snipper Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Trap Door Begins to Open)
 * Emma: Oh, no! I'm beginning to get the idea.
 * Terra Snipper: Like I said, the fun is just beginning.
 * (Snipper Drops Alex)
 * (Alex Yells)
 * (SPLASH)
 * James: Hey! You can't do that to my wife.
 * Terra Snipper: Don't worry. You'll be joining her.
 * (Snipper Pulls the Lever)
 * (The Door Opens Wider)
 * (Alex's Friends, and Leo Fall in the Water)
 * (SPLASH)
 * (Snipper Laughing): Farewell! (Sinister Laughing)
 * James: Nice try, buster, but we know how to swim.
 * Terra Snipper: So does the giant Tricerasours.
 * Melodie: Tricerasours?
 * Gerald: Melodie! Look!
 * (Tricerasours Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Tricerasours Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Melodie: Jinkies! I think this Tricerasours doesn't mean well, Georgie!
 * Gerald: Uh-huh!
 * (Gerald and Melodie Try to Climb Out, but They Fall Back in the Water)
 * (Tricerasours Surrounds Them)
 * Layla Gibson: Ha! This second rate sea serpent doesn't scare me. Turn up the heat, Leo.
 * (Leo Tries to Blow Fire, but Nothing Happens)
 * (Leo Shrugs Telling the Audience There's Nothing He can Do)
 * Melodie: Jinkies! What time for his pilot light to go out.
 * (Tricerasours Surrounds Them)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (Cut to Hartson Military School)
 * Max Robins (Off-Screen): Portz, I can't sleep.
 * Jay (Off-Screen): Me, either.
 * Portz Rogen: I know. I guess we should've helped look for those Blackneck Girls.
 * Max Robins: Affirmative. It's the Hartson code to help ladies in distress.
 * Mario: And they did get us outta that quicksand.
 * Portz Rogen: Well, don't just stand there, cadets. We're on a rescue mission!
 * Max and Jay: Affirmative!
 * (The Hartson Cadets Fly Off to Rescue the Blackneck Girls)
 * (Meanwhile, at Castle Saulphira)
 * Saulphira: Did you take care of that girl and her friends?
 * Terra Snipper: The Tricerasours will make quick work of them.
 * Saulphira: Good. Now send out the flyers. My potion is ready, and the midnight hour draws near. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Tricerasours Laughing)
 * Ariel: Oh, no! This is not the time for games, Alex.
 * Alex: I hope he'll play ball with me, Ariel. (She Throws the Ball to the Tricerasours)
 * Tricerasours: Huh?
 * Alex: Your turn, Leo.
 * (Leo Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Tommy's Head)
 * Alex: That's it, Tommy.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Tricerasours Hits the Ball)
 * Alex: Nice shot, Mr. Tricerasours.
 * Ariel: I hope you're gonna let him win, Alex. This guy looks like a sore loser.
 * Alex: Come on, Tommy. Hit it high.
 * (Tommy Hits the Ball with his Hand Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Tricerasours to Reach)
 * James: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Leo Follows)
 * Alice: It's like an elevator, right, Sam?
 * Sam: Yeah.
 * (Tricerasours Catches the Ball)
 * James: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Alex Checks her Watch)
 * Alex: Oh, no! We gotta hurry. It's almost midnight!
 * (Her Watch Has Tommy on it)
 * Saulphira: Prepare my Hypnotic Flyers, Snipper. The potion is ready.
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira.
 * (Snipper Pulls the Lever)
 * Saulphira: When the clock strikes midnight, those girls will be imprisoned.
 * (Snipper Laughs as He Pulls the Other Lever)
 * Terra Snipper: How wretchedly revolting for them. (Laughs)
 * (Hypnotic Flyers Laugh)
 * Sally: It doesn't look good, guys. I've been watching all day, and I haven't seen Alex or her friends.
 * Theresa: Oh, Alex. Please hurry.
 * Jay: I'm picking up bats.
 * Portz Rogen: Any visual siting?
 * Jay: Negative. Hold it. I hear sounds from that castle. Quarter it's 30-18-52!
 * Max Robins: Castle Saulphira!
 * Portz Rogen: Hang on, Cadets. We'll check it out.

Secret Passageway/Freeing the Blackneck Girls:

 * Tommy: Are you sure this is how you got into Saulphira's lair, Alex?
 * Alex: I think so.
 * James: Gosh, there has to be another way in.
 * Tommy: There's no time. It's midnight!
 * Melodie: Don't worry, Tommy. Me and Gerald will break down the door.
 * (Gerald and Melodie Pick up Tommy)
 * Tommy: Are you sure about this?
 * (Gerald Chuckles): Sure, as long as he doesn't get hurt.
 * (Gerald and Melodie Use Tommy as a Battering Ram, and Batter Down the Door)
 * Tommy: B-B-Boo-yah. Talk about an un-headache.
 * Melodie: You said it.
 * (The Blackneck Turn Around and See Melodie and Tommy)
 * Tiana: Look! It's Melodie and Tommy.
 * Sally: I don't believe it. Here we are, guys!
 * Tommy: Don't worry, girls. You're okay. We're gonna get out of there. Melodie, get the bars.
 * (Melodie Bends the Bars, Freeing the Girls)
 * Alex and her Friends: Wow!
 * Alex: The plan worked!
 * Tiana: Now, let's get to Saulphira's lair and stop Saulphira.
 * Alex and her Friends: Right!
 * (Alex and her Friends Charge Up to Saulphira's Lair)

Final Battle:

 * (Clock Chimes Midnight)
 * Saulphira: The time has come.
 * (The Spell Goes Wrong)
 * Saulphira: What the devil is going on here?
 * (Melodie Runs Out of the Dungeon)
 * Saulphira: Snipper.
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira?
 * Saulphira: Did you know there was a twerp who freed the girls? Did you? Did you?
 * (Terra Snipper Shakes his Head "No")
 * Saulphira: There was a TWERP who freed the girls! Now, you quit playing around, and do your job, you potato eyed ninny!
 * Terra Snipper: Yes, Saulphira.
 * Saulphira: Hey, what happened to my cage?
 * (The Blackneck Girls were Hid Behind a Wall)
 * Saulphira: Must be here somewhere, they couldn't just get up and go. There are some small spiders here. Someone there who would try not to fool me!
 * (Water Rushes Down the Waterfall)
 * (Alex and her Friends Tiptoe Quietly)
 * Alex: Okay, girls, try to distract the one-eyed mutant who has advantage to chase you.
 * Theresa: Right, Alex.
 * Terra Snipper: Looking for me?
 * Theresa: Oh, my!
 * (Snipper Begins to Chase Theresa, but Hits his Head)
 * (Theresa Looks at Snipper)
 * Theresa: That'll teach him.
 * Melodie: Wow, that's awesome, Theresa!
 * Theresa: Thanks, Melodie. He's no match for us.
 * Sally: Now it's my turn to be ready.
 * Terra Snipper: That's what you think, phantom!
 * (Snipper Sees Sally)
 * Sally: Whoa!
 * (Snipper Tries to Jump at Sally, but Misses)
 * Saulphira: Well, there's more than one way to make a new spell. (Sinister Chuckle)
 * Portz Rogen: Don't worry, girls. We'll help you.
 * (Mario Drops a Water Balloon on a Hypnotic Flyer)
 * Mario: Direct hit!
 * Max Robins: Affirmative, Mario. You're batting a thousand.
 * Kelsey: You came to help us! Thanks!
 * Theresa: You're a big help.
 * Terra Snipper: Not for long.
 * (Snipper Tries to Attack Kelsey, but Kelsey)
 * (Kelsey Bites Snipper's Tentacles, Causing Snipper to Scream in Pain)
 * (Kelsey Rushes to the Other Girls)
 * Kelsey: That creep was too much of a pain in the neck.
 * (Tiana Fights off the Hypnotic Flyers)
 * (Bree Grabs the Hypnotic Flyers, and Tosses Them to a Wall)
 * Theresa: Gee, they've been chasing us so long, they were getting tired!
 * Saulphira: Get out of my way or else!
 * Alex: You can't tell Alex Harrison what to do.
 * Saulphira: Then watch what I can do to you.
 * (Saulphira Turns Alex into a Frog)
 * James: Yikes! What the heck has she done to you, Alex?
 * (Alex Croaks)
 * (She Hops Until Saulphira Catches her)
 * Saulphira: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you brats do what I say!
 * Maria: Oh, dear! I hope we know what we're doing, James.
 * James: Leo, stop Snipper.
 * Leo: Yeah.
 * (Snipper Looks for the Girls)
 * (Leo Shows Up)
 * Terra Snipper: You're no match for me.
 * (Leo Blows Fire at Snipper)
 * Terra Snipper: I mean, I'm no match for you.
 * (Snipper Runs Away)
 * (Saulphira Laughing): Yeah.
 * (Snipper Accidentally Runs Up to Saulphira)
 * Saulphira: Get off of me! Snipper, what are you-- Wha--
 * (Chomp Tips Saulphira into the River)
 * (Saulphira and Terra Snipper Fall in the Water)
 * Mario Tiana: That was great, Chomp.
 * (Chomp Chirps Agreement)
 * (The Alligators See Saulphira)
 * Saulphira: Snipper! Snipper, you stupid monster! Get off of me, you idiot! Get off! Get off of me!
 * Terra Snipper: Sorry, Saulphira.
 * (Saulphira Sees the Alligators)
 * Saulphira: No! No! Back!
 * (Zara Dude See Saulphira's Wand)
 * Zara Dude: Theresa, the wand!
 * (Theresa Twirls her Bandage like a Lasso)
 * Theresa: I'll get that wand, Zara.
 * (Theresa Grabs the Wand from the Floor)
 * (Theresa Runs to Alex with the Wand)
 * Theresa: I want our Alex Harrison back!
 * (Theresa Turns Alex Back into a Human)
 * Alex: Thanks, Theresa.
 * James: Hey, Theresa changed Alex back to her human self.
 * Saulphira: No, no. Get-- Get back! Get back!
 * (Cut to the Waterfall)
 * Saulphira: Get-- Get away! Get away! Get! Ha!
 * (The Alligators Swim Back)
 * Saulphira: I got you! I got you all! You'd think twice before messing with Saulphira the Witch of the Web! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Terra Snipper Waves Goodbye at Saulphira)
 * (Saulphira Looks Back and Sees the Waterfall)
 * (Saulphira Screaming, and Tries to Swim Away, but Fails)
 * Saulphira: NO MY LORDS! (She Falls to her Death Down the Waterfall, Never to Be Seen Again)
 * Wendy: She's gone forever, guys. Well done.
 * Linda: Yeah.
 * Jeff: Totally.
 * Theresa: What are you gonna do with that wand, Bree?
 * Bree: I'm putting it where it belongs: in the fire!
 * (She Throws the Wand into the Cauldron)
 * (Explosion)
 * (The Hypnotic Flyers Screeching in Agony as they Disappear)
 * Bree: Oh, my, it's over-energizing the potion. It'll explode!
 * Kelsey: Explode? (Howls) We're gonna be gone with the wand.
 * (Tiana Screams): I'll fly us out, but I can only take one at a time.
 * Melodie: I think we're all out of time.
 * Gerald: Yeah.
 * Portz Rogen: Negative. Hartson will save the day. Hop aboard.
 * Mario: Roger.
 * (Alex, her Friends, and the Blackneck Girls Climb Aboard)
 * (The Castle Explodes to Nothing)
 * Max: Oh, my! Looks like Saulphira's gonna need a re-decorator.
 * Emma: Yeah, really. (Giggles)
 * Portz Rogen: Hang on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Bree: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the marsh?
 * Theresa: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Jay: I'll never understand girls.
 * Oliver: Especially Blackneck Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Blackneck Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Tommy: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Saulphira's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Tommy Rap. Over there is Daddy Den who's glad to have her girl again, and all the guys from Hartson a day are here to dance the night again. And there's Mrs. B with Colonel H grooving too my melody.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Hartson Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Mrs. Blackneck)
 * Tommy: And Mario's with Bree Frankenteen who wants to be a slam dance queen, and Sally really does her thing, a dance for two, the Sally fling. Alex and her husband James are always in a junky con.
 * James: Great party, Mrs. B.
 * Alex: Uh-huh.
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * James: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Mrs. Blackneck: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * James: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in Maine.
 * Alex: Yeah, Kansas.
 * (Alex and James Run)
 * Tommy: Gee, we'd better do like Alex Harrison, and skidoo.
 * (Tommy Gives Leo High Five, and He and Alex's Friends Leave)
 * (Alex and James Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Alex's Friends Run Out, Too)
 * (Alex Drives Away)
 * Emma: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Alex and James Look Back)
 * Blackneck Girls: Goodbye.
 * Alex: Let's give 'em a real Blackneck goodbye, huh, James?
 * James: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (Alex and her Friends Howl with James)
 * (Alex, and her Friends Drive Back to Rosette Island)
 * (Screen Fades Black)