Coiny's Adventures: Humanized!/Transcript

Royale Empire:

 * [train chugging]
 * Leafy: Hoo-wee! Your very first prince summit. You must be over the moon, Coiny.
 * Coiny: Oh, I am excited. But, to be honest, I'm a little nervous, too.
 * Lollipop: You're 'nervicited'! It's like you wanna jump up and down and yell "YAY ME!!" But you also wanna curl up in a teeny-tiny ball and hide at the same time! We've all been there!
 * Ice Cube: I'm there almost every day.
 * Leafy: You've got no reason to fret, Coin. Everything's gonna be just–
 * Tree: Coiny! Oh, sorry, darling, but I just realized you're not wearing your crown. You haven't forgotten it back in Goiky, have you?
 * Coiny: It's in my bag. Just feel a little self-conscious about wearing it. Haven't really gotten accustomed to these yet, either.
 * Tree: You are a prince now, Coiny. Embrace it! I'm telling you, if I had a crown like that, I would never take it off. Why, I'd sleep in the thing.


 * [horn fanfare]
 * Avocado: His highness, Prince Coiny!
 * Prince Cake: [laughs] Coiny! I haven't seen you since the coronation!
 * Prince Firey: We have so much to discuss. But it can wait until tomorrow. You all look tired from your journey. Now, off to bed, all of you.
 * [excited conversation]


 * Coiny: [sigh]
 * Pin: What's wrong, Coiny?
 * Coiny: I don't know, Pin. I'm just... worried, I guess. Prince Cake was given the Royale Empire to rule over. What if, now that I'm a prince, Firey expects me to lead a kingdom of my own?
 * Pin: That would be awesome!
 * Coiny: No, it would not! Just because I have this crown and these wings, it doesn't mean I'll be a good leader!
 * Pin: Aw, sure ya will, Coiny. Now c'mon, you should get some shut-eye. Big day tomorrow! [sigh]
 * Coiny: [grunts] Can't... tuck...! [grunts]
 * [twang]
 * Coiny: Just trying to get comfortable! Ugh!

The element of magic is stolen:

 * [crickets chirping]
 * [hoofsteps]
 * [door creaks]
 * Pin: [snoring]
 * Grass: Ugh!
 * Pin: Huh? What?
 * Coiny: [yawns] My crown! She's got my crown! Stop! Thief! She's stolen my crown!
 * Rest of main cast: [gasps]
 * Coiny: Stop! [grunts]
 * [clatter]
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * Coiny: What did you do with my crown?
 * Grass: Sorry it had to be this way... Prince.
 * Main cast: [gasps]
 * Marker: Who was that?

Take the portal:

 * Prince Firey: Grass. A former student of mine. She began her studies with me not long before Coiny. But when she did not get what she wanted as quickly as she liked, she turned cruel and dishonest. I tried to help her, but she eventually decided to abandon her studies and pursue her own path. One that has sadly led to her stealing your crown.
 * Pin: She replaced Coiny's with this one.
 * Prince Firey: I suppose Grass thought you wouldn't notice right away that this was not yours. And by the time you did, it would be too late to go after your crown and Element of Harmony.
 * Coiny: But I don't understand. Where did she go? Where did she take the crown?
 * Prince Firey: You'll soon know more about this place than even I do.


 * Prince Loser: This is no ordinary mirror. It is a gateway to another world. A gateway that opens once every thirty moons.
 * Lollipop: Sparkly!
 * Prince Loser: It has always been kept in the throne room of Royale Castle. But when Prince Cake took over the Royale Empire, we sent it here for her to watch over.
 * Prince Firey: [sigh] I had always hoped that Grass would someday use it to return, to come back to Goiky seeking my guidance. Obviously, this is not what has happened.
 * Prince Cake: Coiny, you must use the mirror to go into this other world and retrieve your crown. Without it, the other Elements of Harmony have no power and Goiky is left without one of its most important means of defense.
 * Prince Loser: Your crown does not belong in the place Grass now calls home. And in her possession, your Element of Harmony will no doubt be used to bring harm to the inhabitants of this other realm. They will not have the power to defend themselves.
 * Prince Firey: You understand the importance of your task?
 * Coiny: Of course.
 * Prince Firey: Good. Then you must go at once.
 * Coiny: [sigh]
 * Flower: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She's going, we're going with her.
 * Lollipop: [squee]
 * Flower: Right, girls?
 * Lollipop: Oooh! I'm so 'nervicited'!
 * Tree: You do realize that's not a real word, right?
 * Prince Firey: I'm afraid I can't let you go.
 * Flower: What?! Why not?!
 * Prince Firey: Sending all of you could upset the balance of this alternate world, creating havoc that would make it impossible for Coiny to get the crown back from Grass. This is something Prince Coiny must do alone.
 * Prince Loser: Time is of the essence. On the third day, when the moon reaches its peak in the night sky, the gateway will close. And once it does, it will be another thirty moons before you will be able to use it to return.
 * Rest of main cast: [remarks of encouragement] Pin, NO!
 * Coiny: Whoa! Aaaah!
 * Pin: [yelping]

Human World/"This Strange World"/Encounter Bottle:

 * Coiny: [groan]
 * Pin: Uh, Coiny?
 * Coiny: Huh? Pin! You're not supposed to– Pin? Are you a... humanoid?
 * Pin: I... think so. But I have no idea what you are!
 * Coiny: Huh? [screams] [panting]
 * Pin: Coiny, you have to get it together!
 * Coiny: [heavy breathing] [sigh] What... does the rest of me look like?
 * Pin: Um, like you. Only not you. Your muzzle's really small.
 * Coiny: My muzzle?! [panics]
 * Pin: Are you gonna scream again? Where are we?
 * Coiny: I don't know. But that must serve as the gateway back to Goiky. We need to find my crown as soon as possible and get back there. I suggest we start searching the castle first.
 * Pin: Works for me. Yeah, I don't think that's how the new you is supposed to–
 * [humanoid pants and whines]
 * Coiny: Whooaaa... Whoa! Ooh... [laughs nervously] C'mon, Pin. I do not wanna be like this for longer than I have to.
 * Pin: Well, look on the bright side. You don't have those pesky wings to worry about anymore.
 * [thud]
 * Coiny: Hmm! [grunts] [gasps] My magic! It isn't working!
 * Pin: Makes sense. You don't exactly have your horn.
 * Coiny: What?!
 * Pin: We really need to find you a mirror.


 * [Coiny]
 * I've never seen a place
 * That's quite like this
 * Everything is turned around
 * This crazy world is upside-down


 * Getting on my feet
 * It's the hand that I was dealt
 * But I don't have much time with them
 * Got to learn all that I can


 * They don't use any magic or fly with any wings
 * I don't get these funny clothes, skinny legs or tiny nose
 * Everything's confusing when it seems so new
 * But I look a little closer and it starts to feel familiar too


 * What a strange new world (what a strange new world)
 * I'm trying to make heads or tails of this strange new world (what a strange new world)
 * Sorting through the small details of this strange new world


 * What a strange new world


 * Coiny: What do ya think, Pin? Other artifacts she's stolen from Goiky? [gasps] What am I?
 * [school bell rings]
 * [scattered conversations]
 * Coiny: Huh? Oof!
 * Shampoo: Whoa. You okay?
 * Pin: I don't think this is a castle.
 * Bottle: Oh, I'm really sorry. I-I just found it, and-and I thought I should give it to her. I didn't know you had dropped it.
 * Grass: Well, I did! And I was about to get it before you swooped in and ruined everything! You shouldn't pick up things that don't belong to you.
 * Bottle: [hushed] It... doesn't really belong to you, either.
 * Grass: Excuse me?!
 * Bottle: N-n-nothing...
 * Grass: That's what I thought. It's as good as mine, and you know it. You really are pathetic. It's no wonder your best friends are all stray animals.
 * Coiny: How dare you speak to her that way!
 * Grass: What did you say?
 * Coiny: I said, "How dare you speak to her that way!"
 * Grass: You must be new here. I can speak to anyone any way I want.
 * [locker door shuts]
 * Bottle: I can't believe you did that!
 * Coiny: I couldn't just stand there.
 * Bottle: Well, it's just that nobody ever stands up to Grass.
 * Coiny: Grass!?
 * Bottle: You've heard of her?
 * Coiny: Sort of...
 * Bottle: I don't think I've seen you around before. Did you just transfer to Goiky High from another school?
 * Coiny: Um... yes! Another... heh, school! My name's Coiny.
 * Bottle: [very quietly] I'm... Bottle.
 * Coiny: Sorry, what was that?
 * Bottle: [even quieter] It's Bottle!
 * Coiny: It sounds like you're saying Bottle, but how can that...?
 * Bottle: Oh, my goodness! Who's this sweet little guy?
 * Coiny: That's Pin! My, uh... humanoid friend!
 * Bottle: Oh, he's so cute! Go on, eat up, little girl!
 * Pin: [eats] Huh?
 * Bottle: Oh, wouldn't ya just give anything to know what they're really thinking?
 * Coiny: He usually just tells me.
 * Bottle: Oh, w-what do you mean?
 * Pin: [barks]
 * Coiny: Oh, uh, nothing! (chuckles) Never mind. Grass said you picked something up. Something that belonged to her. It wasn't a crown, was it?
 * Bottle: How did you know?
 * Coiny: Uh, lucky guess? Do you still have it?
 * Bottle: Mm-mm.
 * Coiny: But you know what happened to it.
 * Bottle: Mm-hmm. This morning, I was passing out flyers for the animal shelter like I do every Wednesday.


 * Bottle: Goiky's animal shelter needs more volunteers. Won't you help an animal that can't help itself?
 * [papers fluttering]
 * Bottle: [whimpers]
 * [clunk]
 * Bottle: Ow!


 * Bottle: I have no idea how it got there. But I didn't want anything to happen to it, so I decided to give it to Principal Four.
 * Coiny: Principal Four? She's the ruler here?
 * Bottle: You could say that. Technically, I guess she and Vice Principal X do make the rules.
 * Coiny: Where is she now?
 * Bottle: Probably in her office. Third door on your left.
 * Coiny: Thank you!
 * Bottle: Oh, wait! You're not really supposed to have pets on school grounds. Might wanna tuck him into your backpack. That's what I do.
 * [cat meows]
 * [bird chirps]
 * Bottle: They just get so lonely when I'm in school all day.
 * Coiny: Oh, okay! Thank you!
 * [school bell rings]
 * Bottle: Oh, no! I'm late for class!

Principal Four:

 * [knock knock knock knock]
 * Principal Four: Come in. How may I help you?
 * Coiny: Um, uh... Whew. My name's Coiny. I-I'm new here, and... Well, I understand that Bottle found a crown this morning and gave it to you.
 * Principal Four: Yes. I've had Vice Principal X put it somewhere for safekeeping. No idea how it ended up in the front lawn. Were you interested in running for Prince of the Fall Formal this year?
 * Coiny: Uh, no. Not exactly. The truth is... Well, the truth is I... You see, the crown is actually... Prince of the Fall Formal?
 * Principal Four: It's Goiky High's big Fall dance.
 * Coiny: Like the Grand Walking Gala.
 * Principal Four: Uh, Grand Walking Gala?
 * Coiny: Oh, uh, it was a big deal at my old school.
 * Principal Four: And was there a prince?
 * Coiny: Yes, but she wasn't exactly a student.
 * Principal Four: Here at Goiky High, the students select one of their peers to represent them. She receives her crown at the Fall Formal.
 * Coiny: Hmm. You asked me if I was interested in running for Prince. Can anyone run?
 * Principal Four: Yes. You just need to let the head of the Fall Formal planning committee know you'd like to be on the ballot. Was there anything else?
 * Coiny: Um, nope! That was it!
 * Principal Four: Well, if you do need anything else, my door is always open.
 * [door closes]
 * Pin: Twilight, why didn't ya just tell her the crown was yours and ask for it back?
 * Coiny: Oh, I was going to, but imagine if one of them showed up in Equestria saying they came from a place filled with tall, fleshy, two-legged creatures with these? We'd think they were crazy!
 * Pin: Hmm. You make a good point.
 * Coiny: Looks like if I want my crown back, I'll have to become Prince of the Goiky High Fall Formal. So that's what I'm gonna do!
 * Pin: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
 * Coiny: I have no idea!
 * [school bell rings]

Fall Formal Prince Announcement:

 * [students chatting]
 * Coiny: I know we've just met, but I was wondering if you might be able to help me with something.
 * Bottle: Of course!
 * Coiny: I've decided to run for Prince of the Fall Formal, and–
 * Bottle: [gasp] Oh! Oh, gosh! Sorry. It's just, oh, running for Fall Formal Prince is a really bad idea.
 * Coiny: Why?
 * Bottle: Grass wants to be Fall Formal Prince, and when she wants something, she gets it! She'll make life awful for anyone who stands in her way. Just ask the girl who ran against her for Prince of the Spring Fling.
 * Coiny: I have to try!
 * Bottle: Oh, I don't think you understand. You'd have to convince everyone here to vote for you instead of her: the athletes, the fashionistas, the dramas, the eco-kids, the techies, the rockers...
 * Coiny: Why is every object–
 * [smack]
 * Coiny: Uh, everybody separated this way?
 * Bottle: Maybe it was different at your old school, but at GHS, everybody sticks to their own kind. One thing that they do have in common is that they know Grass is gonna rule the school until we graduate.
 * Coiny: Not if I can help it! [chews apple] So, uh, [giggle] where would I find the head of the party planning committee?