Under the Alphatoe/Transcript

Transcript:

 * M: [groaning] Everyone, hang on! We're coming in hot!
 * Rest of Alphabet: [screaming]
 * [thud]
 * M: See? I'm getting better.
 * [thud]
 * G: [strained] Much better...
 * X: Quick, ponies! We can't miss the Wishing Star! Come on! And don't forget your hats! Go, go, go, go!
 * Q: [growls]
 * X: We made it!
 * N: Awww. Look at their matching hats. They look so cute!
 * [click]
 * F: Cute? [scoffs] What are those ridiculous things on their heads?
 * N: Oh, yeah. Must be an Earth letter Christmas thing.
 * F: [groans] Silly ponies and their pointless holiday traditions. It's sad really. All that power, no intellect.
 * N: Yeah. [laughs, clears throat] So sad.


 * X: Okay, everyone! Get ready to make your wish! Three, two, one!
 * [shimmering]
 * Alphabet: [sounds of awe]
 * [whoosh!]
 * [shimmering]
 * N: Wow! Look at that! Uh, F? Are you okay?
 * F: Did you see that?! That magic! That power! It should be mine! All mine! All I need is that fire, and then my powers can finally be restored to their full strength! And you are going to make that happen... or else.
 * [click]


 * [doorbell rings]
 * [O]
 * ...take me on a sleigh, hey!
 * Ooh! Another present! [reading] "Do not open until tomorrow morning." Ooh, mysterious! [straining] What is... in here?
 * A: Ooh, this big one must be for me!
 * O: Hooves off this one, A. Can't be opened 'til tomorrow morning. Check the label.
 * A: Awwww. Sad.
 * N: Whew. That was close.


 * N: [grunting] What am I doing? These ponies are so nice. Oh, come on, N! You get F that letter, you get a cutie mark! Stay focused!
 * O: [snoring, muttering]
 * G: [snoring]
 * [rustling]
 * P: [burps]
 * N: Hmmm... I know just how to get that little letter's attention.


 * P: [snoring, chomps, breathes fire, laughs]
 * N: [groans]


 * P: [snoring, chomping]
 * N: What?! Ugh!
 * [zip!]
 * N: Gotcha!
 * [door closes]


 * [F]
 * [to the tune of "Jingle Bells"]
 * Fire, fire
 * That's what I desire—


 * N: F!
 * F: N! I, uh... Well, I wasn't expecting you back so soon.
 * N: Clearly. Were you just singing?
 * F: [laughing nervously] No! What?! Of course not! Singing? Me? You must be hearing things again. [gasps] Is that what I think it is?
 * N: Open it.
 * F: [gasps] After all these moons, finally I have what I need to resume my rightful place as the most powerful Fire Alicorn in history!
 * Q: [barking]
 * F: What is that? Does that look like a letter to you, N? [groans] Can't you do anything right?!
 * N: It was dark! I... I thought it was the letter! I'm sorry, F!
 * F: Well, don't just stand there. Get it OUT OF HERE!
 * Q: [barking]
 * F: [groans]


 * [door opens]
 * O: Ooh, another present? [reading] "Open immediately." Don't mind if I do!
 * Q: [barking]
 * O: [gasps] Q?! Ooh! How'd you get in a box? [gasps] I was in a box once. It's so fun.
 * [door closes]