Pranks a Misses


 * [Miss Scary and Naughty walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Miss Scary: Well, Miss Naughty, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Dillydale. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Peanut Brittle.] Peanut brittle can.
 * Miss Naughty: Oh, boy, Peanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Miss Naughty tries to open the can.]
 * Miss Scary: Miss Naughty, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Miss Naughty: Nice try, Miss Scary, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Peanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Peanut Brittle?
 * Miss Scary: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Miss Naughty. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Miss Scary walks off screen.]
 * Miss Naughty: [starting to cry] Peanut Brittle?
 * [Miss Scary enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Miss Scary: Ah! [Miss Naughty enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Miss Naughty?
 * Miss Naughty: [in another aisle] Hey, Peanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Miss Naughty is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Miss Scary in his aisle. Miss Scary laughs. An old Mr. Man named Mr. Old enters the scene.]
 * Mr. Old: Good to see you, Miss Scary. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Miss Scary: Great, Mr. Old. This is my friend Miss Naughty. He wants to become a prankster, too.
 * Mr. Old: [walks up to Miss Naughty] Well, pleasure to meet you, Miss Naughty. [shakes Miss Naughty's hand, but Mr. Old has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Miss Naughty. Miss Naughty screams and sucks on his hand. Mr. Old laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Miss Naughty: I don't get it.
 * Mr. Old: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Miss Scary: You see, Miss Naughty, Mr. Old here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [he and Miss Naughty walk to the checkout counter and Mr. Old is behind it.] Okay, Mr. Old, let's see what you've got.
 * Mr. Old: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Miss Naughty chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Miss Naughty: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Miss Scary: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * Mr. Old: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Miss Scary: What else have you got?
 * [Mr. Old holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * Mr. Old: A whoopee cushion.
 * Miss Scary: Nah.
 * [Mr. Old holds up fake vomit.]
 * Mr. Old: Fake vomit.
 * Miss Scary: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * Mr. Old: Real vomit?
 * Miss Scary: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * Mr. Old: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Miss Scary: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Miss Naughty: But I can see it.
 * Miss Scary: Gee, Miss Naughty, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Miss Scary gives Mr. Old some money.]
 * Mr. Old: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Miss Scary: Thanks, Mr. Old. [he and Miss Naughty walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Miss Scary and Naughty outside.] Here it is, Miss Naughty. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Miss Naughty: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Miss Scary: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Miss Hug, Mr. Rude, Miss Carefree, Mr. Miserable, Miss Sporty, and Miss Ginger.]
 * Miss Hug: They're floating in midair!
 * Miss Carefree: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Miss Naughty: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Miss Scary!
 * [Miss Naughty gives Miss Scary a thumbs up.]
 * Miss Scary: Well, let's get started.
 * [Miss Naughty takes off his shorts.]
 * Miss Naughty: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Miss Naughty drops his pants on the ground.]
 * Miss Scary: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Miss Naughty: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Miss Scary: That it does, Miss Naughty, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Miss Naughty takes the can of spray while Miss Scary takes off his pants. Miss Naughty hugs the can.]Okay, Miss Naughty, give me the can.
 * Miss Naughty: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Miss Scary: Miss Naughty, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Miss Scary: Give me that thing.
 * [Miss Scary grabs the can and he and Miss Naughty wrestle over it. Miss Scary accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Miss Naughty: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Mr. Rude: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Mr. Rude laughs. The bus drives off. Miss Scary covers his lower half]
 * Miss Scary: Oh my gosh, Miss Naughty, help me find our clothes!
 * [Miss Scary pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Miss Naughty sprays Miss Scary's right hand and it disappears]
 * Miss Naughty: I gotta hand it to you, Miss Scary. You look kinda funny.
 * [Miss Naughty laughs and Miss Scary screams.]
 * Miss Scary: Right, where are you? [Miss Naughty laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Miss Naughty making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Miss Naughty takes the can.]
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah. [He sprays Miss Scary's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Miss Scary takes the spray can and sprays Miss Naughty's lower half.]
 * Miss Scary: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Miss Scary and Naughty, who are now invisible. Miss Naughty shakes the can.]
 * Miss Naughty: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Miss Scary grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Miss Scary: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Miss Naughty. You used the last of it.
 * [Miss Scary throws the can far away.]
 * Miss Naughty: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Miss Scary: Oh, forget the pants, Miss Naughty. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty walk off somewhere.]
 * Miss Naughty: Hey, Miss Scary, do you know what time it is?
 * Miss Scary: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Miss Naughty: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind Miss Hug.]
 * Miss Scary: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Miss Hug: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Miss Scary: Thank you.
 * Miss Hug: Don't mention it.
 * [Miss Hug turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Miss Naughty: Don't mention what?
 * Miss Hug: Uh, who said that?
 * Miss Naughty: Me.
 * Miss Hug: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Miss Hug runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Miss Naughty: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Miss Scary: Wait a second, Miss Naughty, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Miss Naughty: Lay it on me.
 * Miss Scary: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah.
 * Miss Scary: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Dillydale. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Miss Scary and Naughty: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Miss Scary: Let's go scare us some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show Miss Chatterbox's treedome. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her tree. She hears a noise, which is Miss Scary and Naughty's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * Miss Chatterbox: Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Miss Naughty?
 * [Photos of Miss Naughty are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Miss Chatterbox turns around and sees Miss Scary and Naughty covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
 * Miss Scary and Naughty: We're ghosts.
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty wail again. Miss Chatterbox laughs.]
 * Miss Chatterbox: I knew it was you guys! Alright, the joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [Miss Chatterbox screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Dillydale island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. Miss Scary and Naughty leave Miss Chatterbox's house, laughing.]
 * Miss Scary: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty laugh.]
 * Miss Naughty: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Miss Scary: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * [The scene changes to show Miss Daredevil's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
 * Miss Daredevil: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Miss Naughty and possibly Miss Scary eat/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Miss Naughty's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
 * [Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Mr. Happy painting and humming to himself at his house. Miss Scary and/or Miss Naughty takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]
 * Mr. Happy: Huh?
 * [Miss Scary and/or Miss Naughty paint(s) a mustache under Mr. Happy's nose. The two wail ghostly. Mr. Happy crashes through the wall and runs away.]
 * Mr. Happy: Ghosts!
 * [The scene changes to show Mr. Calm surfing at Goo Lagoon. Miss Scary and Naughty surf up to Mr. Calm, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]
 * Miss Scary and Naughty: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!
 * Mr. Calm: Ghosts!
 * [Mr. Calm screams while falling off the board.]
 * [Miss Bossy appears waving her arms wildly.]
 * Miss Bossy: Ghosts!
 * [Miss Spicy appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]
 * Miss Spicy: Ghosts!
 * [Miss Curious appears, scared with arms on his head.]
 * Miss Curious: Ghosts!
 * [Miss Giggles appears in a sort of screaming position.]
 * Miss Giggles: Ghosts!
 * [Mr. Tickle appears holding a piece of toast.]
 * Mr. Tickle: Toast.
 * [Mr. Grumpy appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]
 * Mr. Grumpy: Ghosts!
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty are reading newspapers. Miss Scary laughs.]
 * Miss Scary: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
 * [Miss Naughty is holding his newspaper upside down]
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah.
 * Miss Scary: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Dillydale-- [An article is shown it reads, "Mr. Nervous Last To Be Haunted! says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Mr. Nervous.
 * [The same article is shown on Miss Naughty's paper, but it is upside down.]
 * Miss Naughty: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
 * [Miss Scary is "shown"]
 * Miss Scary: We'll see about that!
 * [The scene changes to show the Krusty Krab at night. Mr. Nervous peers out of the blinds.]
 * Mr. Nervous: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurts. [shows a gold necklace around Mr. Nervous neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Mr. Nervous is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got my secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.
 * [The lights black turn off. Miss Scary and Naughty wail ghostly.]
 * Miss Scary and Naughty: [As they open the front door] Mr. Nervous!
 * Mr. Nervous: Wha?
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Miss Scary: Mr. Nervous, we've come to haunt you.
 * [Mr. Nervous uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Mr. Nervous: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty moan ghostly. Miss Scary and Naughty walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Mr. Nervous hits the ball faster.]
 * Mr. Nervous: I'm warning ya!
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty moan. Miss Scary or Miss Naughty stops the ball. Miss Scary or Miss Naughty then cuts the string.]
 * Mr. Nervous: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Miss Scary and Naughty: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Mr. Nervous breaks out of his armor and screams.]
 * Mr. Nervous: I gotta get out of here!
 * [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Miss Scary: You can't escape, Mr. Nervous. We've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Krusty Krab.]
 * Mr. Nervous: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Mr. Nervous tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]
 * Miss Naughty: Nice try, Mr. Nervous, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Mr. Nervous dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Miss Scary: Too late, Mr. Nervous, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Mr. Nervous cowers in a corner.]
 * Mr. Nervous: Please, spirits, leave me be.
 * [Miss Naughty laughs.]
 * Miss Naughty: [while Mr. Nervous is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Miss Scary.
 * Miss Scary: [while Mr. Nervous is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Miss Naughty, I've got one more idea. [to Mr. Nervous] You're going to pay, Mr. Nervous.
 * Mr. Nervous: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!
 * Miss Scary: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Mr. Nervous: No!
 * Miss Scary: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Mr. Nervous: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Miss Scary and Naughty, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Miss Scary and Naughty.
 * Miss Scary: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [Miss Naughty looks down and notices that he is visible.]
 * Miss Naughty: Uh, Miss Scary. Miss Scary, we're visible again. [Miss Scary looks down, then he and Miss Naughty scream and cover their lower halves. Mr. Nervous lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]
 * Mr. Nervous: So you two are the Dillydale ghosts.
 * Miss Scary: We're really sorry, Mr. Nervous. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.
 * [Mr. Nervous puts them down.]
 * Mr. Nervous: Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
 * Miss Scary: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
 * [Mr. Nervous laughs]
 * Mr. Nervous: Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees ya nude.
 * Miss Scary: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
 * Miss Naughty: Me too.
 * Mr. Nervous: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
 * Miss Scary: Mr. Nervous, thanks for being such a good sport.
 * Mr. Nervous: [off-screen] Don't mention it.
 * [Miss Scary and Naughty walk into the dining area.]
 * Miss Scary: That Mr. Nervous, always looking out for me. What a guy.
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah.
 * [A white, round light shines on Miss Scary and Naughty. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Mr. Rude, Mr. Calm, Miss Daredevil, Miss Chatterbox, Mr. Happy, Mr. Miserable, Mr. Grumpy, Miss Sparkle, the red shirt Mr. Old, Mr. Stubborn, Miss Kind, Miss Hug, Miss Trouble, Mr. Uppity, Mr. Scatterbrain, Mr. Brave, Mr. Metal, two Miss Calamities, Mr. Messy, and Mr. Impossible.]
 * Mr. Nervous: The Krusty Krab presents... live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Dillydale Ghosts!
 * [Miss Hug, Miss Kind, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Brave, Miss Baby, and Mr. Old are shown cheering. Miss Scary and Naughty scream while trying to cover themselves up. Mr. Nervous laughs teasingly. Miss Chatterbox whistles at them as Miss Daredevil takes a picture. Mr. Happy laughs. Miss Scary and Naughty keep trying to cover themselves.]
 * Miss Scary: Miss Naughty!
 * Miss Naughty: Yeah?
 * Miss Scary: [Scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! [Miss Scary lets out a crying yell as the episode ends. A person wolf whistles in cheers.]