Happy Haunting in Planet Z/Transcript

A Ghost Story:

 * Sarah: Well, gather round, everybody. I'd like to tell you the story of how Fiona, Alice and Mika were spooked by a ghost.
 * Alice: That's a good idea, Sarah.
 * (Scene Fades to Sarah Telling A and his Friends About the Story)
 * Sarah: My story begins where Fiona, Alice and Mika are afraid of a ghost.
 * (Flashback Begins to the Circus)

Riley and her Friends were excited about Halloween:

 * (Riley and her Friends Make Jack o' Lanterns)
 * (Mika pops out of the red bed): I love Halloween.
 * Fiona: We're impressed.
 * Mika: Sheesh, daughters of scary movie monsters. My worst nightmare brought to life. Wait. They're real!
 * Fiona: Real?
 * Mika: Of course, these ghouls are real.
 * Riley: The-- The ghost! The ghost!
 * Fiona: That's not a ghost. You gotta stay calm, like us, you big scaredy-cat.
 * Riley: Scaredy-cat? (She Looks at the Sheets and Giggles)

Haunted Swing/Haunted Carousel/Haunted Circus:

 * (A Bat Began to Tickle Fiona)
 * Fiona: (Laughs) Hey, stop that!
 * Mika: Come on, you're the one tickling you!
 * Fiona: Look!
 * (Ghost Moaning)
 * Fiona: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (Fiona Screams and Jumps into Mika's Arms)
 * (A Ghost Shows Up)
 * Mika: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (To their horror, they saw a ghost costume haunting Alice)
 * (Ghost Moaning)
 * Alice: G-G-G-GHOST!
 * (There is a Ghost in the Circus)
 * (They are Very Afraid of Ghosts)

The Mysterious Ghost:

 * (Just Then a Ghost Pops Out, and Wails)
 * Alice and Fiona: A G-G-G-GHOST!!
 * (Mika Turns Around is Startled)
 * Mika: Where's the ghost?!
 * Alice: Right there!
 * (Mika Turns Around and Doesn't See Anything)
 * Mika: Oh, there's no one there. Alice, you give me a pain sometimes.
 * Alice: Don't be scared, Alice. You can do this.
 * Fiona: It's just a trick. It's just a trick.
 * (Mika, Alice and Fiona Bump Into Each Other and Scream)
 * Mika, Alice and Fiona: Oh, it's you!
 * (They Laugh)
 * Mika: Have you found the Ghost yet?
 * Alice: No, Mika. And Fiona and I looked everywhere.
 * (Alice and Fiona Hear Eerie Noises)
 * (A Ghost Appears and Haunts Them)
 * (Alice and Fiona are Scared)
 * Ghost: (Spooky voice) Ooooooooooh!
 * (Alice and Fiona Scream in Horror)
 * (Scene Fades)
 * (Eerie Ghost Voice Comes Towards Fiona and Alice)
 * (Alice and Fiona Screamed and Run Down the Hallway, Frightened, but they Bumped into Mika, who is Standing)
 * Mika: Mika Magia runs from nothing!
 * (The ghost comes near the Fiona, Mika and Alice. Fiona, Mika and Alice ran for their lives.)
 * Fiona: Get away from us, ghostie!
 * (Ghost Moans)
 * Alice: Go and spook up someone else's house!
 * (Fiona, Mika and Alice Scream)

The Ghost Scares Fiona and Mika:

 * Mika: I hope I don't run into those ghosts. Oh, I just don't wanna see her.
 * Fiona: Mika, what is the matter with you?
 * Mika: Nothing, nothing.
 * (Moaning Sound)
 * Mika: Did you hear that?
 * (Ghost Shows Up)
 * Fiona: G-G-G-Ghost!
 * Mika: Run away!
 * (Fiona and Mika Run from the Ghost)
 * (The Ghost Follows Them)
 * (Fiona and Mika Hide)
 * (The Ghost Scares Fiona and Mika)
 * (Fiona and Mika Scream in Terror)
 * Fiona: Quick! The exit! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
 * (The Ghost Slips and Falls)
 * (The Ghost was Nothing there)
 * Fiona: It is a ghost! Who is the ghost?
 * Ghost: I am the ghost! It's just the continuing saga of The Circus Acrobat and we're going to unravel it all over this ocean of chairs.
 * Fiona: No, no, no! You can't do that! I won't let you do that! I'm the Circus Acrobat! I'm Fiona! I'll stop anything you want to do! [points to herself] I am Fiona! I'm Fiona! Except for the occasional Goofy eyes and smile, and hair that never stays perfect, and occasionally wrinkly skin, this woman is me! I am Fiona!
 * Ghost: Fiona, I am the monster. This show's a fictitious reality tv show. You are not a present-day Circus Acrobat. [pulls away a single strand of tangled hair] You are a long-distance parody of a character that lives in an alternate universe, a tv grandma. You are The One True Circus Acrobat. I created you. You're a portrait of my tortured youth, but now that I have you back and feel you're safe with me. You are truly me. You deserve better. You deserve love.
 * (Fiona smiles): There is no Polly or Kumbaya in Fiona's world.
 * Alice: G-G-G-Ghosts! I'll show them all! So long!  Go on!!  "Go on!!!"  Now comes the conclusion to the ghosts/didier/flashback scenes.  end Flashback Theatre montage.  Volts, Dulls and Crashes a cute toilet spinny pop song gets to the stage.  As the track ends, the answering machine rings.  It is the voice of Jeanie Sadler.  She reads from her poem: Once more, for my dearest Anne: Once more I'll say to you Once more I am to blame Then once again I am innocent once again I'll marry Anne if she will let me

The Ghost Scares Alice:

 * (Flashback Ends)
 * A: Wow, that's a scary story.