Marker and Stapy in Pranks a Lot

"" is a knockoff of "Pranks a Lot".

Script

 * [Marker and Stapy walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Marker: Well, Stapy, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Goiky. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
 * Stapy: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Stapy tries to open the can.]
 * Marker: Stapy, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Stapy: Nice try, Marker, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
 * Marker: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Stapy. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Marker walks off screen.]
 * Stapy: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
 * [Marker enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Marker: Ah! [Stapy enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Stapy?
 * Stapy: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Stapy is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Marker in his aisle. Marker laughs. An old fish named Frank enters the scene.]
 * Frank: Good to see you, Marker. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Marker: Great, Frank. This is my friend Stapy. He wants to become a prankster, too.
 * Frank: [walks up to Stapy] Well, pleasure to meet you, Stapy. [shakes Stapy's hand, but Frank has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Stapy. Stapy screams and sucks on his hand. Frank laughs.] That's your first lesson, son, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Stapy: I don't get it.
 * Frank: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Marker: You see, Stapy, Frank here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [he and Stapy walk to the checkout counter and Frank is behind it.] Okay, Frank, let's see what you've got.
 * Frank: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Stapy chews the gum but then he screams as his head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Stapy: [His head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and he talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Marker: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * Frank: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Marker: What else have you got?
 * [Frank holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * Frank: A whoopee cushion.
 * Marker: Nah.
 * [Frank holds up fake vomit.]
 * Frank: Fake vomit.
 * Marker: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * Frank: Real vomit?
 * Marker: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * Frank: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Marker: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Stapy: But I can see it.
 * Marker: Gee, Stapy, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Marker gives Frank some money.]
 * Frank: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Marker: Thanks, Frank. [he and Stapy walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Marker and Stapy outside.] Here it is, Stapy. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Stapy: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Marker: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Nat, Tom, Tina-Fran, Horace, Halber, and Shelia.]
 * Nat: They're floating in midair!
 * Tina-Fran: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Stapy: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Marker!
 * [Stapy gives Marker a thumbs up.]
 * Marker: Well, let's get started.
 * [Stapy takes off his shorts.]
 * Stapy: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Stapy drops his pants on the ground.]
 * Marker: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Stapy: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Marker: That it does, Stapy, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Stapy takes the can of spray while Marker takes off his pants. Stapy hugs the can.] Okay, Stapy, give me the can.
 * Stapy: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Marker: Stapy, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Stapy: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Marker: Give me that thing.
 * [Marker grabs the can and he and Stapy wrestle over it. Marker accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Stapy: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Tom: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Tom laugh. The bus drives off. Marker covers his lower half]
 * Marker: Oh my gosh, Stapy, help me find our clothes!
 * [Marker pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Stapy sprays Marker's right hand and it disappears]
 * Stapy: I gotta hand it to you, Marker. You look kinda funny.
 * [Stapy laughs and Marker screams.]
 * Marker: Righty, where are you? [Stapy laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with his invisible hand.]We'll see how you like it! [sprays Stapy making a hole in the middle of his body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Stapy takes the can.]
 * Stapy: Yeah. [He sprays Marker's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Marker takes the spray can and sprays Stapy's lower half.]
 * Marker: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Marker and Stapy, who are now invisible. Stapy shakes the can.]
 * Stapy: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Marker grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Marker: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Stapy. You used the last of it.
 * [Marker throws the can far away.]
 * Stapy: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard]Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Marker: Oh, forget the pants, Stapy. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Marker and Stapy walk off somewhere.]
 * Stapy: Hey, Marker, do you know what time it is?
 * Marker: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Stapy: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind Nat.]
 * Marker: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Nat: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Marker: Thank you.
 * Nat: Don't mention it.
 * [Nat turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Stapy: Don't mention what?
 * Nat: Uh, who said that?
 * Stapy: Me.
 * Nat: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Nat runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Stapy: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Marker: Wait a second, Stapy, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Stapy: Lay it on me.
 * Marker: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Stapy: Yeah.
 * Marker: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Goiky. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Marker and Stapy: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Marker: Let's go scare us some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show Foldy's treedome. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her tree. She hears a noise, which is Marker and Stapy's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * Foldy: Huh? [the outside of her tree is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Stapy?
 * [Photos of Stapy are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Foldy turns around and sees Marker and Stapy covered in parachutes over their heads as they wail.]
 * Marker and Stapy: We're ghosts.
 * [Marker and Stapy wail again. Foldy laughs.]
 * Foldy: I knew it was you guys! Alright, joke's over. Take off the parachutes. [pulls off the parachutes and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [Foldy screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Goiky island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. Marker and Stapy leave Foldy's house, laughing.]
 * Marker: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Marker and Stapy laugh.]
 * Stapy: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Marker: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * [The scene changes to show Bell's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
 * Bell: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Stapy and possibly Marker eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Stapy's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
 * [Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Eraser painting and humming to himself at his house. Marker and/or Stapy takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]
 * Eraser: Huh?
 * [Marker and/or Stapy paint(s) a mustache under Eraser's nose. The two wail ghostly. Eraser crashes through the wall and runs away.]
 * Eraser: Ghosts!
 * [The scene changes to show Bill surfing at Goo Lagoon. Marker and Stapy surf up to Bill, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]
 * Marker and Stapy: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!
 * Bill: Ghosts!
 * [Bill screams while falling off the board.]
 * [Gale appears waving her arms wildly.]
 * Gale: Ghosts!
 * [Fred appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]
 * Fred: Ghosts!
 * [Lonnie appears, scared with arms on his head.]
 * Lonnie: Ghosts!
 * [Francis appears in a sort of screaming position.]
 * Francis: Ghosts!
 * [Sandals appears holding a piece of toast.]
 * Sandals: Toast.
 * [Harold appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]
 * Harold: Ghosts!
 * [Marker and Stapy are reading newspapers. Marker laughs.]
 * Marker: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
 * [Stapy is holding his newspaper upside down]
 * Stapy: Yeah.
 * Marker: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Goiky-- [An article is shown it reads, "Fries Last To Be Haunted! says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Fries.
 * [The same article is shown on Stapy's paper, but it is upside down.]
 * Stapy: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
 * [Marker is "shown"]
 * Marker: We'll see about that!
 * [The scene changes to show the Krusty Krab at night. Fries peers out of the blinds.]
 * Fries: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurt. [shows a gold necklace around Fries neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Fries is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got me secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.
 * [The lights black turn off. Marker and Stapy wail ghostly.]
 * Marker and Stapy: [As they open the front door] Fries!
 * Fries: Wha?
 * [Marker and Stapy toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Marker: Fries, we've come to haunt you.
 * [Fries uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Fries: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [Marker and Stapy moan ghostly. Marker and Stapy walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Fries hits the ball faster.]
 * Fries: I'm warning ya!
 * [Marker and Stapy moan. Marker or Stapy stops the ball. Marker or Stapy then cuts the string.]
 * Fries: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Marker and Stapy: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Fries breaks out of his armor and screams.]
 * Fries: I gotta get out of here!
 * [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Marker: You can't escape, Fries. We've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of the Krusty Krab.]
 * Fries: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Fries tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]
 * Stapy: Nice try, Fries, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Fries dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Marker: Too late, Fries, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Fries cowers in a corner.]
 * Fries: Please, spirits, leave me be.
 * [Stapy laughs.]
 * Stapy: [while Fries is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Marker.
 * Marker: [while Fries is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Stapy, I've got one more idea. [to Fries] You're going to pay, Fries.
 * Fries: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!
 * Marker: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Fries: No!
 * Marker: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Fries: No! Don't burn me dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Marker and Stapy, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.]Well, well, well, if it isn't Marker and Stapy.
 * Marker: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [Stapy looks down and notices that he is visible.]
 * Stapy: Uh, Marker. Marker, we're visible again. [Marker looks down, then he and Stapy scream and cover their lower halves. Fries lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]
 * Fries: So you two are the Goiky ghosts.
 * Marker: We're really sorry, Fries. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.
 * [Fries puts them down.]
 * Fries: Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
 * Marker: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
 * [Fries laughs]
 * Fries: Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees ya nude.
 * Marker: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
 * Stapy: Me too.
 * Fries: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
 * Marker: Fries, thanks for being such a good sport.
 * Fries: [off-screen] Don't mention it.
 * [Marker and Stapy walk into the dining area.]
 * Marker: That Fries, always looking out for me. What a guy.
 * Stapy: Yeah.
 * [A white, round light shines on Marker and Stapy. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Tom, Bill, Bell, Foldy, Eraser, Horace, Harold, Nathiel Waters, the red shirt Frank, Jimmy-Gus, Sadie, Nat, Nazz-Mimi, Purple Scooter, Dennis Rechid, Martin, an anchovy, two Frankie Billys, Clay, and Franco.]
 * Fries: The Krusty Krab presents... live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Goiky Ghosts!
 * [Nat, Sadie, Harold, Martin, Abigail Marge, and Frank are shown cheering. Marker and Stapy scream while trying to cover themselves up. Fries laughs teasingly. Foldy whistles at them as Bell takes a picture. Eraser laughs. Marker and Stapy keep trying to cover themselves.]
 * Marker: Stapy!
 * Stapy: Yeah?
 * Marker: [Scene cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! [Marker lets out a crying yell as the episode ends. A person wolf whistles in cheers.]