Ella and Wolfie in Pranks-a-Lot

"" is a funny knockoff of "Taco and Remote in Pranks-a-Lot"

Script

 * [Ella and Wolfie walk up to the Palace of Pranks.]
 * Ella: Well, Wolfie, here it is, the Palace of Pranks, the greatest novelty shop in Pillary Ruins. All the greatest pranksters shop here. This is where I got my gag... [the scene shows a close up of the can of Seanut Brittle.] seanut brittle can.
 * Wolfie: Oh, boy, Seanut Brittle. Gimmie!
 * [Wolfie tries to open the can.]
 * Ella: Wolfie, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?
 * Wolfie: Nice try, Ella, but it's not gonna work this time. I'm gonna have some of your delicious Seanut Brittle! [opens the can and purple tubes pop out of the can] Where's the Seanut Brittle?
 * Ella: [laughs] That gets funnier every time you say it, Wolfie. Come on, let's go inside.
 * [Ella walks off screen.]
 * Wolfie: [starting to cry] Seanut Brittle?
 * [Ella enters the Palace of Pranks and smells the air.]
 * Ella: Ah! [Wolfie enters the scene] Nothing compares to the smell of cheap plastic novelty items. [an aisle is shown] Pranks, gags, and gross-out toys as far as the eye can see! [walks down an aisle] Isn't it everything I said it would be, Remote?
 * Wolfie: [in another aisle] Hey, Seanut Brittle! [purple tubes appear popping above the aisle that Remote is in] Oh, darn it, not again!
 * [The scene only shows Ella in her aisle. Ella laughs. An old VHS tape named VHSy enters the scene.]
 * VHSy: Good to see you, Ella. How's my number one customer doing?
 * Ella: Great, VHSy. This is my friend Wolfie. She wants to become a prankster, too.
 * VHSy: [walks up to Wolfie] Well, pleasure to meet you, Wolfie. [shakes Wolfie's hand, but VHSy has a joy buzzer, so it shocks Wolfie. Wolfie screams and sucks on his hand. VHSy laughs.] That's your first lesson, daughter, the granddaddy of all pranks. The joy buzzer.
 * Wolfie: I don't get it.
 * VHSy: You don't have to get it. The prank is for the enjoyment of the prankster.
 * Ella: You see, Wolfie, VHSy here is the master. I learned all I know about pranks from him. [she and Wolfie walk to the checkout counter and VHSy is behind it.] Okay, VHSy, let's see what you've got.
 * VHSy: Well, this came in just this morning. [shows a package of gum] Have some gum. [Wolfie chews the gum but then she screams as her head explodes] Ha! Exploding chewing gum. Only $9.95.
 * Wolfie: [Her head is gone, leaving a neck bone in the shape of a femur and she talks muffled] I don't get it.
 * Ella: [takes out a dollar.] What can we get for one dollar?
 * VHSy: One dollar will get you this fake gag dollar-- [takes out a fake dollar] fool your friends into thinking you've got a real dollar.
 * Ella: What else have you got?
 * [VHSy holds up a whoopee cushion.]
 * VHSy: A whoopee cushion.
 * Ella: Nah.
 * [VHSy holds up fake vomit.]
 * VHSy: Fake vomit.
 * Ella: No.
 * [Part of the counter is covered in real vomit.]
 * VHSy: Real vomit?
 * Ella: Eww! Don't you have anything good?
 * VHSy: Well, there is one prank that I've been saving for a real top of the line prankster. [shows close up of a spray can] Invisible Spray!
 * Ella: Wow, invisible spray!
 * Wolfie: But I can see it.
 * Ella: Gee, Wolfie, just think of the pranks we could pull with this.
 * [Ella gives VHSy some money.]
 * VHSy: Good choice. Now be careful with that stuff, boys. It stains clothes.
 * Ella: Thanks, VHSy. [She and Wolfie walk off-screen. The scene changes to show Ella and Wolfie outside.] Here it is, Wolfie. The ultimate prank-- invisible spray.
 * Wolfie: What are we gonna do with it?
 * Ella: I know! We'll go spray the park bench and then sit on it, and when people walk by, we'll be floating in midair.
 * [They both think about sitting on an invisible bench, surrounded by Price Tag, Winner, Onigiri, 9-Ball, Boom Mic, and ITRD.]
 * Price Tag: They're floating in midair!
 * Onigiri: How do they do that?
 * [The thought bubble disappears.]
 * Wolfie: That's the ultimate prank! Good idea, Ella!
 * [Wolfie gives Ella a thumbs up.]
 * Ella: Well, let's get started.
 * [Wolfie takes off her shorts.]
 * Wolfie: Okay, I'm ready.
 * [Wolfie drops her pants on the ground.]
 * Ella: Any particular reason you took your pants off?
 * Wolfie: Well, that stuff stains clothes, right?
 * Ella: That it does, Wolfie, that it does. Good thinking. Here, hold this a second. [Wolfie takes the can of spray while Ella takes off Her pants. Wolfie hugs the can.] Okay, Wolfie, give me the can.
 * Wolfie: I think since spraying the park bench was my idea, I should get to spray it.
 * Ella: Wolfie, spraying the park bench was my idea.
 * Wolfie: Yeah, but I said it was a good idea!
 * Ella: Give me that thing.
 * [Ella grabs the can and she and Wolfie wrestle over it. Ella accidentally sprays their clothes and they disappear]
 * Wolfie: Hey, the invisible spray works!
 * [A tour bus drives up.]
 * Winner: And on your right, if you look, you'll see two naked guys fighting over a can of paint!
 * [The passengers laugh and Winner laugh. The bus drives off. Ella covers her lower half]
 * Ella: Oh my gosh, Wolfie, help me find our clothes!
 * [Ella pats the ground, trying to grab the clothes. Wolfie sprays Ella's right hand and it disappears]
 * Wolfie: I gotta hand it to you, Ella. You look kinda funny.
 * [Wolfie laughs and Ella screams.]
 * Ella: Righty, where are you? [Wolfie laughs again.] No one messes with Righty! [takes the spray can with her invisible hand.] We'll see how you like it! [sprays Wolfie making a hole in the middle of her body] Kind of gives you an empty feeling, huh?
 * [Wolfie takes the can.]
 * Wolfie: Yeah. [She sprays Ella's upper left corner.] I see what you mean.
 * [Ella takes the spray can and sprays Wolfie's lower half.]
 * Ella: No guts, no glory! [laughs]
 * French Narrator: Several bad puns later...
 * [The scene returns to Ella and Wolfie, who are now invisible. Wolfie shakes the can.]
 * Wolfie: Oh, hey, I think this thing is empty.
 * [Ella grabs the can and shakes it.]
 * Ella: Oh, no, it can't be! How are we going to pull off the ultimate prank? Thanks a lot, Wolfie. You used the last of it.
 * [Ella throws the can far away.]
 * Wolfie: Hey, I think I found our pants. [a ripping noise is heard] Oops! Here, these are yours.
 * Ella: Oh, forget the pants, Wolfie. Let's get home and wash this paint off.
 * [Ella and Wolfie walk off somewhere.]
 * Wolfie: Hey, Ella, do you know what time it is?
 * Ella: Oh sure, it's... half past invisible.
 * Wolfie: Gee, it's getting late.
 * [They walk up behind the Price Tag.]
 * Wolfie: Let's ask this guy. Excuse me, sir, but do you have the time?
 * Price Tag: Sure. [looks at his watch] It's, uh, ten to three.
 * Ella: Thank you.
 * Price Tag: Don't mention it.
 * [Price Tag turns around to notice there is seemingly no one there.]
 * Wolfie: Don't mention what?
 * Price Tag: Uh, who said that?
 * Wolfie: Me.
 * Price Tag: [screams] Ghosts!
 * [Price Tag runs away from them; his eyes pop out. His eyes scream, jump into a car and drive away.]
 * Wolfie: Hey, I'm no ghost! Well, the nerve of that guy and his driving eyeballs!
 * Ella: Wait a second, Wolfie, my brain just hatched an idea.
 * Wolfie: Lay it on me.
 * Ella: Okay, we're invisible, right?
 * Wolfie: Yeah.
 * Ella: If that guy thought we were ghosts, we could haunt everybody in Pillary Ruins. Oh, it's the ultimate prank.
 * Ella and Wolfie: Whoo! High five!
 * [They give each other a high five]
 * Ella: Let's go scare some suckers!
 * [The scene changes to show Goldie's house. The scene then shows her reading a book in a rocking chair in her house. She hears a noise, which is Ella and Wolfie's laughter. She checks to see what it is, but there is supposedly nothing there. She gets up and goes to her window.]
 * Goldie: Huh? [the outside of her house is shown] Well, that's funny, I thought I heard voices. Huh? [walks up to a glass of juice on the floor] I thought I left that glass of peanut juice on the table. [walks over to a table with a lamp covered in garbage] And didn't I toss that old lamp out yesterday? And since when did I acquire all these portraits of Wolfie?
 * [Photos of Wolfie are on the walls and tables, and the rug has his face on it. Goldie turns around and sees Ella and Wolfie covered in white sheets over their heads as they wail.]
 * Ella and Wolfie: We're ghosts.
 * [Ella and Wolfie wail again. Goldie laughs.]
 * Goldie: I knew it was you guys! Alright, the joke's over. Take off the sheets. [pulls off the sheets and notices there is nothing there, then gasps] It is ghosts!
 * [Goldie screams. She takes out a remote with a large red button. She pressed the button and an escape pod that is in the shape of an acorn appears out of some panels. She enters the escape pod and presses a button. The escape pod flies out of her dome, above the water, past the Pillary Ruins island, and lands in Texas. The escape pod explodes in Texas. Ella and Wolfie leave Goldie's house, laughing.]
 * Ella: Boy, we really scared her!
 * [Ella and Wolfie laugh.]
 * Wolfie: Who's gonna be our next victim?
 * Ella: A better question would be, "Who isn't?"
 * [The scene changes to show Nosy's house, where she is preparing to eat a piece of cake.]
 * Nosy: Double-dark deep-sea light diet cake! [laughs] You will soon be mine. [Wolfie and possibly Ella eats/eat the cake, making it look like ghosts have eaten it. Wolfie's face is covered in cake. He belches loudly and wipes it off.] Oh! [gets filled up with air and then lets it out flying all around] Ghosts!
 * [Her deflated body lands on the table. The scene changes to show Lily painting and humming to himself at his house. Ella and/or Wolfie takes the paintbrush, making it look like it is floating in mid air.]
 * Lily: Huh?
 * [Ella and/or Wolfie paint(s) a mustache under Lily's nose. The two wail ghostly. Lily crashes through the wall and runs away.]
 * Lily: Ghosts!
 * [The scene changes to show Tape surfing at Goo Lagoon. Ella and Wolfie surf up to Tape, making it look like a surfboard is on a wave by itself.]
 * Ella and Wolfie: [Speaking in ghostly voices] Cowabunga!
 * Tape: Ghosts!
 * [Tape screams while falling off the board.]
 * [Boom Mic appears waving her arms wildly.]
 * Boom Mic: Ghosts!
 * [Stapy appears with his eyes bugging out of his head.]
 * Stapy: Ghosts!
 * [Foldy appears, scared with arms on his head.]
 * Foldy: Ghosts!
 * [Avocado appears in a sort of screaming position.]
 * Avocado: Ghosts!
 * [Anchor appears holding a piece of toast.]
 * Anchor: Toast.
 * [Kitchen Sink appears sitting on the toilet, appearing freaked out.]
 * Kitchen Sink: Ghosts!
 * [Ella and Wolfie are reading newspapers. Ella laughs.]
 * Ella: It's official: we're the greatest pranksters ever. The whole town thinks we're ghosts.
 * [Wolfie is holding his newspaper upside down]
 * Wolfie: Yeah.
 * Ella: There's only one guy left to scare, and we'll have pranked everybody in Pillary Ruins-- [An article is shown it reads, "Oceana Last To Be Haunted! says, 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts'"] Oceana.
 * [The same article is shown on Wolfie's paper, but it is upside down.]
 * Wolfie: It says he isn't scared of ghosts.
 * [Ella is "shown"]
 * Ella: We'll see about that!
 * [The scene changes to show Gelatin's Steakhouse at night. Oceana peers out of the blinds.]
 * Oceana: Ghosts? Ha! I ain't afraid of no ghosts! Every sailor knows a ghost won't come near a fella as long as he's wearing his spotted neckerchief... [grabs a handkerchief] And his dried-up sea leprechaun. [shows ashes of the sea leprechaun] And a bit of gold never hurts. [shows a gold necklace around Oceana neck that reads, "Foxy"] But to be on the safe side, I'm also wearing me pants in a melvin knot, [his underwear is strung up with rope] got me shivering timber brace, [shows his ankles chained together] and the hairs on the back of me neck are taped down. [a strip of duct tape covers the hair. Oceana is shown wearing a barrel and a headpiece with lanterns hung on it.] And I'm all wrapped up in a suit of anti-ghost armor. And if none of this stuff works, I've got my secret weapon—the specter deflector! [holds up a paddle ball] So just try and get me, you ghosts! Bring it on.
 * [The lights black turn off. Ella and Wolfie wail ghostly.]
 * Ella and Wolfie: [As they open the front door] Oceana!
 * Oceana: Wha?
 * [Ella and Wolfie toss over a table and barrel. They pick up a barrel and a table to make it look like they are floating.]
 * Ella: Oceana, we've come to haunt you.
 * [Oceana uses the specter detector (paddle ball) by bouncing the stringed ball back and forth from the paddle board.]
 * Oceana: Stay back, I'm well-armed!
 * [Ella and Wolfie moan ghostly. Ella and Wolfie walk by with a barrel, making it look like it is floating by. Oceana hits the ball faster.]
 * Oceana: I'm warning ya!
 * [Ella and Wolfie moan. Ella or Wolfie stops the ball. Ella or Wolfie then cuts the string.]
 * Oceana: [shivering] Ooh!
 * Ella and Wolfie: [quietly] Boo.
 * [Oceana breaks out of his armor and screams.]
 * Oceana: I gotta get out of here!
 * [He runs to the doors, but they don't open.]
 * Ella: You can't escape, Oceana. We've glued the door shut.
 * [The door is held closed with a long strip of glue. The scene shows the side of Gelatin's Steakhouse.]
 * Oceana: [off-screen] You'll never get me!
 * [Oceana tries to break through the window, but instead of shattering, the window stretches like elastic and slingshots him backwards, and he crashes into a table]
 * Wolfie: Nice try, Oceana, but we replaced all the glass with rubber!
 * [Oceana dives into the toilet, but gets stuck. He pulls himself out and sits on the floor, dazed]
 * Ella: Too late, Oceana, we've already clogged all the toilets. [The toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Oceana cowers in a corner.]
 * Oceana: Please, spirits, leave me be.
 * [Wolfie laughs.]
 * Wolfie: [while Oceana is incoherently begging for his life] We got him good, Ella.
 * Ella: [while Oceana is incoherently begging for his life] Wait, Wolfie, I've got one more idea. [to Oceana] You're going to pay, Oceana.
 * Oceana: [shaking with fear] No, spirits, please!
 * Ella: Pay!
 * [a dollar floats in the air]
 * Oceana: No!
 * Ella: [high-pitched] Pay! [lights a match]
 * Oceana: No! Don't burn me for a dollar! [grabs a bucket of water and throws it at the dollar. The water drips on Ella and Wolfie, making them reappear. They laugh, not noticing they're visible.] Well, well, well, if it isn't Ella and Wolfie.
 * Ella: [wiggling his arms and legs like a ghost] I know not these names of which you speak.
 * [Wolfie looks down and notices that he is visible.]
 * Wolfie: Uh, Ella. Ella, we're visible again. [Ella looks down, then he and Wolfie scream and cover their lower halves. Oceana lifts them up by the back of their necks as they try to run.]
 * Oceana: So you two are the Pillary Ruins ghosts.
 * Ella: We're really sorry, Oceana. Please don't chop us into little pieces and eat 'em.
 * [Oceana puts them down.]
 * Oceana: Hey, come on, boys, I'm hip! I pulled my share of pranks when I was your age. Had me some laughs. That's what we did tonight, right? We had a good laugh. Come on, laugh with me. [they all laugh.] Uh, any particular reason you boys are naked?
 * Ella: Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.
 * [Oceana laughs]
 * Oceana: Of course it does. Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees ya nude.
 * Ella: Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment if that happened.
 * Wolfie: Me too.
 * Oceana: Woo, now we wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now. You two pranksters better get going.
 * Ella: Oceana, thanks for being such a good sport.
 * Oceana: [off-screen] Don't mention it.
 * [Ella and Wolfie walk into the dining area.]
 * Ella: That Oceana, always looking out for me. What a guy.
 * Wolfie: Yeah.
 * [A white, round light shines on Ella and Wolfie. The scene pans out to show a crowd of people consisting of: Winner, Tape, Nosy, Goldie, Lily, 9-Ball, Kitchen Sink, Battery, VHSy, Leek, Blender, Price Tag, Onigiri, Purple Anchor, Boom Mic, Discy, ITRD, two Foldys, X, and Avocado.]
 * Oceana: Gelatin's Steakhouse presents... live nude pranksters! [He is shown shining the light on them from the crow's nest] Starring the Pillary Ruins Ghosts!
 * [Price Tag, Blender, Kitchen Sink, Discy, Stapy, and VHSy are shown cheering. Ella and Wolfie scream while trying to cover themselves up. Oceana laughs teasingly. Goldie whistles at them as Nosy takes a picture. Lily laughs. Ella and Wolfie keep trying to cover themselves.]
 * Ella: Wolfie!
 * Wolfie: Yeah?
 * Ella: [Scene cuts to the outside of Gelatin's Steakhouse] We should have bought the whoopee cushion! [Ella lets out a crying yell as the episode ends. A person wolf whistles in cheers.]