Oh, the Places You'll Go! and the Scary School/Transcript

Meeting the Students:

 * (Thunderclap)
 * (It's Raining)
 * (Jacknjellify Studios presents)
 * (The Rain Comes Down Hard)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Walk Down the Road)
 * ( Title Card Appears)
 * Elina: Cynthia, look. Righting.
 * Cynthia: Righting? Don't you mean lightning, Elina?
 * (Lightning Crackles)
 * (Starring)
 * Elina: No, lightning.
 * (Elina)
 * (Elina Pulls the Isis to Cynthia)
 * (Cynthia)
 * Cynthia: Not while I'm walking, Elina.
 * (Cynthia Moves the Isis Away)
 * Melissa: Hey! Don't forget about us.
 * (Laura, Rose, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine)
 * (Cynthia Keeps Walking)
 * (Written by ???)
 * (Produced by ???)
 * Cynthia: Golly! I can't see a thing through this rain!
 * (Elina Looks the Other Way)
 * (Directed by ???)
 * Laura: Oh, boy. Maybe we shouldn't have taken this new job.
 * Sabine: Don't be silly, Laura. We'll be good gym teachers. And I'll be a good assistant. See? I've been working out. (She Lifts a Barbell Over her Head) Whoa!
 * Rose: Oh, no! Sabine!
 * Melissa: Crikey! Not only is she working out, but she's falling out, too!
 * Sabine: Whee! I figured this is great for building my shoulder muscles.
 * Rose: Sabine, let go!
 * Sabine: Anything you say, Rose.
 * (Sabine Falls on Rose)
 * Sabine: Gee, Rose, do you wanna work out, too?
 * Rose: No!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Elina: I'm ready to get to this fancy girls school and taste their fancy cooking.
 * Rose: Me, too.
 * Laura: In the meantime, I'll check the grub compartment. Hey! There's a sandwich left.
 * (Melissa Takes a Bite out of the Sandwich): Yuck! Anyone for a road map on rye?
 * Laura: I put it there for safe keeping, Melissa.
 * Melissa: I think we're lost.
 * (Military School is Shown)
 * Cynthia: No, we're not, Melissa. There's the school. Not to shabby, Elina.
 * Elina: Only the best for our friends. (Giggles) Huh? Military School? We're looking for Ms. Thornstone's Finish School for Girls!
 * Cynthia: Oh, that's right next door.
 * (Ms. Thornstone's School for Girls is Shown)
 * Elina: Looks like there's no one home. We'll come back some other time.
 * Laura: Yeah.
 * Sabine: No, we won't.
 * (The Gates Open)
 * Sabine: See, Rose? I knew they'd be expecting us.
 * (They Walk inside)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Cynthia: Golly! What a time for my feet to run down.
 * Laura: I can't see the road!
 * (Elina Wipes Laura's Eyes)
 * Elina: How's that, Laura?
 * Laura: Much better, Elina. I think I see the school.
 * (Laura Gasps): But I don't think I want to.
 * Rose: Wow! Such a nice place.
 * Sabine: It even has a moat.
 * Laura: Moat?!
 * Elina: Moat?! And no drawbridge!
 * (Elina is Seen Flying to the Door Yelling)
 * Cynthia (Off-Screen): That's Elina. He always wants to get places ahead of everybody.
 * (A Hand Picks up a Flattened Elina and Fixes Him)
 * Elina: Thanks. (Yells, and Runs inside the School)
 * (A Dragon-like Dog Snarls Angrily at Elina)
 * Elina: N-N-N-Nice doggy.
 * (The Dragon, Whose Name is Torchy, Shoots Fire at Elina)
 * Elina: Cynthia! (He Runs and Accidentally Hits the Knights' Armor)
 * Cynthia: Elina likes to arrive with a big bang.
 * Elina: Laura! Rose! Cynthia! Karin! Melissa! Sabine!
 * (Elina Tries to Pull the Helmet Off his Head and Finally Does)
 * (The Helmet Falls on Torchy's Head)
 * (The Gate Opens)
 * Sabine: Come on, guys.
 * (They Run Inside)
 * (A Two-Headed Shark Appears in the Moat)
 * (Torchy Burns the Helmet to Pieces and Angrily Approaches Elina)
 * Elina: Oh, no.
 * (Torchy Snarls at Elina)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Torchy, come here.
 * (Torchy Sadly Comes to Ms. Thornstone)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Bad boy. I hope he didn't scare you.
 * Elina: Me? No.
 * Cynthia: Gee, Elina, is that--?
 * Elina: Dragon? Yes. (Snarls)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Torchy can get feisty around strangers. But once he gets to know you, he's fine.
 * Cynthia: Nice to know you, Torchy. I'm Cynthia. I guess you've already met Elina.
 * (Torchy Snarls at Elina)
 * Elina (Nervously): Hello. (Chuckles)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Then you must be Laura, Rose, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine. I'm Ms. Thornstone, head mistress of this Finishing School.
 * Laura: Nice to meet you, ma'am.
 * (Laura Shakes a Hand from a Hand)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): I thought you might need a hand with your luggage.
 * (Laura Hears a Howl)
 * Laura: I don't know if we'll be staying, right, Elina?
 * Elina: Absolutely.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * (Elina and Laura Run to the Door, but the Hand Stops Them)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Come now. We have a contract, Laura. These are your signatures, are they not?
 * Laura: I think so.
 * Sabine: Sure they are. Melissa and I even witnessed them. Right, Melissa?
 * Melissa: Right, Sabine.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Good. Now that's settled. Come, I want you to meet my girls.
 * (A Bat Flies By)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Ah, here's one of them now.
 * Laura: Girl? Don't be batty. That's not a girl.
 * (The Bat Changes into a Tall Human)
 * Zoe: What's up about "batty"? I'm Zoe, Count Dracula's daughter. Nice to meet you.
 * Laura: D-D-D-D-Dracula's--
 * Elina: d-d-d-d-daughter?
 * (Witch Walks Down)
 * Witch: Hi! My name is a witch.
 * Elina: Are you a witch?
 * Witch: Oh, that I am. That I am. And I have someone with me, too.
 * Alien: Greetings, earthlings. I'm the Alien's daughter.
 * Laura: Don't tell me, you're an alien.
 * Alien: Yes indeed.
 * Blob: Hello! I'm the Blob's daughter.
 * Sabine: How cute! A blob monster!
 * Rose: She's too cute, Sabine. But I agree with you.
 * Kaiju: Hi there! I'm Godzilla's daughter.
 * Laura: Are you a Kaiju girl, too?
 * Kaiju: Yes. And here's another friend of mine.
 * Creature: Hello there. I'm Creature of the Black Lagoon's daughter. Good to see you.
 * Laura: C-C-C-C-Creature--
 * Elina: f-f-f-f-f-from the Black Lagoon?
 * Gargoyle: Hi! I'm a gargoyle.
 * Cynthia: Are you really a gargoyle?
 * Gargoyle: Oh, that I am. That I am.
 * Medusa: Hello there. I'm a medusa
 * Laura: Y-Y-Y-You're a medusa, right?
 * Medusa (Off-Screen): You bet I am.
 * (Samantha Howling)
 * Cynthia: Wow! A werewolf!
 * Ms. Thornstone: Samantha the Werewolf, to be précised. Come down and meet your new teacher, Samantha.
 * Samantha: Helloooooooooo.
 * Laura: Goodbyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 * (Alice Walks Down like Frankenstein)
 * (Elina and Laura Skid to a Stop)
 * Alice: Hi! I'm Alice.
 * Elina: And I'm outta here!
 * Alice: Huh?
 * Elina: Come on, guys.
 * Sabine: But, Elina--
 * Ms. Thornstone: I guess they're just anxious to find their rooms. They must be tired.
 * Alice: They don't run like their tired.
 * Zoe: Yeah. You'd think they never met a girl ghoul before.
 * (Ms. Thornstone, Alice, Samantha, and Zoe Laugh)

Welcome to Ghoul School:

 * (The Rain Keeps Pouring)
 * Laura: Maybe we can exit this door.
 * Elina: I hope so, Laura.
 * Sabine: But, Elina, why are we leaving? Don't you wanna meet the rest of the girls?
 * Laura (Off-Screen): Those aren't girls, Sabine. They're ghouls!
 * (A Phantom Whose Name is Kelly Floats By)
 * Laura: S-S-See what I mean?
 * Kelly: Hi! I'm Kelly. Wanna hear me play?
 * (Kelly Plays a Song on an Organ)
 * Rose: Not bad, Kelly, but do you know any pop?
 * (Laura Grabs Rose's Hand): No time for popping. We gotta get skipping!
 * (Shadows of the Thornstone Girls)
 * Alice: Don't worry, Ms. Thornstone. We'll find 'em.
 * Melissa: Quick! In here.
 * (They Pant)
 * Elina: This looks like a good place to hide.
 * (They Hide in the Mummy Casket, but Then Flee Out)
 * Elina, Laura, Rose, Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine: Mummy!
 * (A Young Mummy Named Linda Yawns)
 * Laura: S-S-S-Sorry we woke you.
 * Elina: Pretend I never saw that. This is a bad dream. Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
 * (Elina and Laura Bumps into Alice)
 * (Elina Screams and Jumps into Laura's Arms): Time to freak out!
 * Ms. Thornstone: Ah, I see you met the youngest of my girls. This is Linda, the mummy's daughter.
 * (Linda Sucks her Thumb): Are they the new gym teachers?
 * Zoe: Yes, Linda. We've been waiting for them a long time.
 * Laura: It's not worth it. You wouldn't wanna eat us. We're just skin and bones. (Nervous Laughing)
 * Elina: Yeah. See? Nothing but skin and bones.
 * (Kelly Laughs): They're strange, Alice.
 * Alice: But they're in good shape, Kelly.
 * Cynthia: Gee, thanks.
 * Laura: Good shape? For what?
 * Zoe: To teach us how to beat those Hamilton Cadets, of course.
 * Linda: Yeah. They win every time. I'll never get a trophy for my mummy case.
 * Kelly: We need a coach with spirit!
 * Samantha: Who can show us all the right moves!
 * Laura: But--
 * Cynthia: That's Elina. He and Laura got more moves than a Russian chess player.
 * Elina: Yes, right.
 * Cynthia: Don't worry, Linda. We'll help you get a trophy or my name isn't Cynthia.
 * Samantha: I'm so happy, I could howl. In fact, I will. (Howling)
 * Zoe: Oh, it's awesome having you here, guys.
 * Alice: Yeah. Welcome to Ghoul School.
 * (Alice Slaps Rose, Laura, and Elina, Elina, Laura, and Rose Spin and Land on the Floor)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Well, I'm glad that's all settled. Now, let me show you to your rooms.
 * (The Hand Shows Mrs. Thornstone the Keys)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Ah, here are the keys.
 * (Elina, Laura, and Rose Yells as they Faint)
 * (Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine Carry Elina, Laura, and Rose in Their Arms)
 * Sabine: Gosh, you guys must have been overcome by your warm welcome.

Ballet Lessons:

 * (Rooster Crows)
 * (Torchy Walks Over and Blows Fire at the Rooster)
 * (Rooster Squawking)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Ready for some early morning exercises, Melissa?
 * Melissa: You betcha, Ms. Thornstone. Want us to wake Laura and Elina?
 * Ms. Thornstone: No, don't bother. I let them a wakeup call.
 * (Laura Snoring)
 * (The Hand Rubs Laura's Shoulder Trying to Wake him Up)
 * Laura: L-L-Leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
 * (The Hand Tries Again)
 * Laura: Come back-- Come back in 5 minutes. (Snoring)
 * (The Hand Brings an Alarm Clock and the Alarm is Sounded)
 * (Laura Yells): Okay. I'm up! I'm up!
 * (Elina Snoring)
 * (Torchy Tries to Pull the Blanket Off him, Snarling)
 * Torchy: Ohh.
 * (Torchy Mutters and Walks to Elina)
 * (Torchy Snickers Evilly, and Blows Fire on Elina's Finger)
 * (Elina Yells)
 * Cynthia: Sounds like Elina's up and at 'em.
 * (Elina Yelling, and Puts his Finger in a Fishbowl, Sighing with Relief)
 * Sabine: Blimey, Elina, you woke up the goldfish.
 * Ms. Thornstone: That's no goldfish, Sabine. That's out pet piranha.
 * Elina: Piranha? Oh, no!
 * (Piranha Bites Elina's Finger)
 * (Elina Yells)
 * Zoe: Mrs. Thornstone told us we'd be taking ballet lessons this morning.
 * Creature: Right.
 * Elina: Ow! Ow! Ow!
 * Alice: This must be a new step. (Jumping)
 * Samantha: It's a real howl. (Howling with Joy)
 * Linda: Careful, Samantha. You're tapping on my wrapping.
 * (Kelly Laughing): How am I doing, Zoe?
 * Zoe: Oh, awesome, Kelly.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Looks like Elina's got the ballet class started, Cynthia.
 * Cynthia: He's always been light on her feet.
 * Ms. Thornstone: You take over now, Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine.
 * Melissa: You're the boss, Ms. Thornstone.
 * Sabine: Yeah, thanks.
 * Ms. Thornstone: And tutus for you too, Laura, and Rose.
 * Rose: Us? Tutus?
 * (The Hand Winds the Music)
 * (Classical Ballet Music Plays Quietly)
 * Rose: How come we have to dress around in a dress, Sabine?
 * Sabine: Uh, well, because--
 * Ms. Thornstone: Because ballet will make my little ghouls limber.
 * Sabine: Limber. Just what I was thinking.
 * (Melissa Runs into Sabine and They Spin)
 * Zoe: Oh, we'll be in good shape when we take on those Cadets in volleyball.
 * (The Record Slows Down the Music)
 * (Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine Leap Slowly to the Music)
 * (The Hand Keeps Cranking it Slowly)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Tempo. Tempo.
 * (The Hand Shrugs and Cranks it Faster)
 * (Elina, Laura, and Rose Dance Faster to the Music)
 * (Alice and Linda Twirl)
 * Linda: Ooooh. Ballet really makes me unwind.

Hamilton Cadets:

 * (No One Outside Was Aware in the Room)
 * Gordon: I've made visual contact by scope. Looks like those girls are doing some sort of weird ritual.
 * James Miller: I'm not surprised. It's Halloween all year long at that old Thornstone place.
 * Gordon: Hey, they've got some new students. Couple of weirds.
 * Donny: Hey, let me see, Gordon.
 * Gordon: Careful, Donny. That new scope has a--
 * (Scope Falls on Donny's Head)
 * (The Earphones Slam on Gordon's Ears Causing Him to Shake)
 * Gordon: trigger-r-r-r.
 * Wendell: James, it's-- It's Colonel Hamilton.
 * James Miller: Attention!
 * (They Salute)
 * Colonel Hamilton: At ease, men.
 * (Gordon is Still Shaking)
 * Colonel Hamilton: I said at ease, cadet.
 * (Gordon Stops Shaking, But his Body Keeps)
 * (Donny Holds his Body)
 * Gordon: Thanks, Donny. I needed that.
 * Colonel Hamilton: I see you've been observing your opponents.
 * James Miller: Yes, sir. Hamilton Cadets are always prepared.
 * Colonel Hamilton: But you haven't been practicing, and I'm challenging Mrs. Thornstone's school to an annual volleyball match.
 * Donny: No problem. We always beat these girls.
 * (Donny Hits the Ball, and it Bounces Out of Control)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Hit the deck!
 * (The Hamilton Cadets Duck)
 * (The Ball Bounces Out of Sight)
 * James Miller: As you can see, sir, Donny here has a dynamite serve.
 * Colonel Hamilton: So I noticed.
 * Donny: It's all in the wrist, sir.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Well, you could use some work on your control. Keep practicing, men.
 * Hamilton Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Tim Boldon: Our ball's now in Thornstone territory. Recommend a recon patrol to retrieve it.
 * James Miller: Good idea, Tim. Front and center, Donny. Lead the way!
 * Donny: Charge!
 * (They Go Through the Bushes)
 * (Then They Stop in their Tracks)
 * Donny: Uh-oh.
 * (Torchy Growling)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Torchy Growling)
 * James Miller: It's the Thornstone's weird guard dog.
 * Gordon (Off-Screen): And he looks mucho hot under the collar.
 * Tim Boldon: Easy, boy. We just want our ball.
 * (Torchy Spews Fire)
 * Tim Boldon: But I think he wants to keep it.
 * James Miller: Cadets, advance to the rear. And step on it!
 * (Torchy Spews More Fire)
 * (The Hamilton Cadets Go Back to the Bushes)
 * Donny: I-I-I guess we'll be cutting our volleyball practice short.
 * (Torchy Laughing): The ball.
 * (Torchy Takes the Ball Away)

Morning Jog/How Their Garden Grows:

 * (The Drawbridge Drops)
 * Cynthia: Follow us, girls. There's nothing like a morning jog to get you in shape.
 * Sabine: And we don't need to wear a tutu, either.
 * Melissa: Yeah, no tutu. (Giggles)
 * Zoe: Ah, there's nothing like feeling run like the wind.
 * Alice: This is good for the heart. Mine are both beating fast.
 * (Samantha Howls): How you doing, Linda?
 * Linda: Great, Samantha. I got built-in leg warmers.
 * Witch: you need to feel the breeze.
 * Creature: I like it!
 * Gargoyle: This is fun!
 * Kaiju: I agree!
 * Medusa: This is awesome!
 * Blob: I couldn't agree more, Medusa.
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Run Past Torchy)
 * Elina: Hey, Torchy, how about burning up a few miles?
 * (Torchy Growls): Uh-uh.
 * Elina (Off-Screen): Sorry I asked.
 * Melissa: Maybe his pilot light went out.
 * Alice: I just love running through the trees.
 * Kelly: Me, too! (Giggles)
 * Alice: Last one is a rotten apple!
 * (Elina, Laura, and Rose Trip Over Some Apples)
 * Elina: I guess as long as we're here, we might as well take a break, and a bite.
 * Laura: Oh, boy!
 * (Elina and Laura Eat Apples, But Then Discover--)
 * Elina and Laura: Yuck!
 * Zoe: Oh, don't you like crab apples? They're awesome. (She Eats One) They're rotten.
 * (Elina and Laura Throw the Apples Away)
 * Elina: You girls have some strange taste. Come on, guys!
 * (Zoe, Kelly, Samantha, Alice, Lindaand Linda Eat Apples)
 * (Torchy Puts the Ball in the Hole)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Torchy, how many times do I have to tell you? Don't dig in the pumpkin patch. We need them all for our Halloween open house, and you definitely can't carve that into a Jack-O-Lantern. Now take care of it.
 * (Torchy Grumbling)
 * (Meanwhile at Hamilton Military School)
 * Wendell: Here's another water balloon, Donny.
 * Donny: What are these for anyway, James?
 * James Miller: Ammunition.
 * Tim Boldon: Check, ammunition. How's that air bazooka coming, Gordon?
 * Gordon: Be patient, guys. It's surplus, surplus. Some resembling is required. There.
 * Tim Boldon: Check, bazooka.
 * Donny: Is this gonna get our ball back, Tim?
 * Tim Boldon: Check, affirmative.
 * Gordon: Uh, maybe we should test it out first.
 * James Miller: Good idea, Gordon. But not till I say "Fire". This should put out that pup's fire.
 * Gordon: Fire?
 * James Miller: No! Not--
 * (James Gets Blown Away)
 * James Miller: yet!
 * (SPLASH)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Cadet Miller, what is the meaning of this?
 * James Miller: Uh, I can explain everything, sir.
 * Tim Boldon: Check, we're in trouble.
 * (Torchy Grumbling, Kicks the Ball with his Tail)
 * James Miller: And our volleyball was missing in action, sir.
 * Tim Boldon: So we planned a recovery action.
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Hamilton's Head)
 * (Then it Bounces to Wendell)
 * Colonel Hamilton: I'm the one in need of recovery. Now report to the volleyball court, immediately!
 * Hamilton Cadets: Yes, sir!
 * Colonel Hamilton: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
 * Tim Boldon: Your hat, Colonel Hamilton.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Thank you, Cadet Boldon.
 * (He Puts his Hat on and it Shrinks)
 * Colonel Hamilton: For nothing.
 * (Scene Fades to Ms. Thornstone Serving Food)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Come and get it, my little ones!
 * Elina: Wow! I thought you'd never ask.
 * Sabine: Running really revs up the appetite, huh, Melissa?
 * Melissa: You betcha! Mmm.
 * Cynthia: Wow! This looks pretty tasty.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Oh, I definitely hope so.
 * Melissa: Oh, boy.
 * (Melissa Tries to Eat a Steak, but the Hand Pulls the Tray Away)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Nothing's too good for my garden. Come and get it!
 * (The Flytraps Eat the Steak)
 * Melissa: Those pesky flytraps are grabbing the grub.
 * Linda: Can I feed this one, Ms. Thornstone? Can I?
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Of course, Linda. But be careful. They sometimes bite the hand that feeds them.
 * (The Hand Opens Up and Hits the Flytrap)
 * Linda: Don't worry. I'll be careful.
 * (The Flytrap Eats the Steak and Swallows it)
 * Ms. Thornstone: How many times do I have to tell you? Chew before you swallow.
 * (Flytrap Burps)
 * Ms. Thornstone: See?
 * Rose: Let's split up. They must have something to eat in this garden.
 * Elina: Right. I'll go this way.
 * Cynthia: Hey, I found some tomatoes.
 * (Cynthia Picks a Tomato and Gets Splattered)
 * Cynthia: Some rotten tomatoes.
 * Laura: Here's some squash.
 * (Laura Picks Up a Squash and it Squishes)
 * Laura: Yuck. Some squished squash.
 * (Sabine Pokes a Hole in the Watermelon, and it Deflates)
 * Sabine: And these watermelons have expired.
 * Laura: Everything in this garden is completely rotten.
 * Zoe: Thanks. We do our best.
 * Ms. Thornstone: But every so often, something fresh sneaks in.
 * (Alice Throws Away the Corn)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Thank you, Alice.
 * Alice: Ripe corn, yuck.
 * Laura: Oh, boy. What I wouldn't give for a pizza right now.
 * Samantha: How much allowance do you have left, Zoe?
 * Zoe: Uh, a Transylvania dollar.
 * Samantha: Well, we should have enough. Get flappin'.
 * (Zoe Turns into a Bat and Flies Off)
 * (Laura Yells as She Faints)
 * (Elina Looks Around for Food)
 * (An Eye Looks at Him)
 * (Elina Yells): Laura! Eyes!
 * (The Eye was a Crystal Ball)
 * Elina: Eyes! Eyes!
 * Laura: Rice? Where?
 * Elina: No. Eyes.
 * Laura: Oh! Eyes! Why didn't you tell me so?
 * Elina: I did.
 * (The Crystal Ball Hides)
 * Rose: I see no eyes, Elina.
 * Laura: You were imagining, Elina. Hunger makes you do that, you know.
 * (Elina Glares at Laura)
 * (Samantha Howls): You won't be hungry for long, guys.
 * (Zoe Turns Back to a Human After Coming Back with the Pizza)
 * Zoe: One pizza to go with everything on it. Except garlic of course.
 * Laura: Smells awesome.
 * Melissa: Smells great.
 * Laura: Yeah.
 * (They Eat the Pizza)
 * Sabine: Hey, what's on this stuff?
 * Zoe: Oh, spiderwebs, snails, and tadpole tails.
 * (Sabine and Rose Gulp)
 * Rose: Delicious.
 * Elina: Yes. While we're snacking, you girls get cracking.
 * Cynthia: Meet you back at the school.
 * Alice: All right, coach.
 * (The Crystal Ball Takes a Peek)
 * Virustrike: So, Ms. Thornstone's girls have a new coach, eh? (Sinister Laughing) Ooh, they'll fit perfectly into my plan.
 * Octopus Timer: It was a good thing I watch my crystal ball to see them. (Giggles)
 * Virustrike: You have done well, my Octopus Timer. Soon I will have those good little ghouls in my grasp. And then, I, Virustrike, the witch of the web, will be the most powerful witch in all of monsterdom. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Octopus Timer Laughing)
 * (Ghostantulas Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to the Ball Flying)

Preparations:

 * (Wendell Hits the Ball)
 * James Miller: Nice spike, Wendell. That's the kind of teamwork we need for Hamilton Military to stay on top.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative. Those girls don't stand a chance against my behind the back pass attack.
 * Gordon: On the leather with Hamilton!
 * Colonel Hamilton: That's the spirit, men!
 * Donny: Yes, sir!
 * (James Catches Wendell as the Ball Hits his Head)
 * Tim Boldon: No fair, James. That's a carry.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Keep using your head, Miller. I'm going over to Ms. Thornstone's to arrange our game.
 * (Scene Fades to Colonel Hamilton Walking to Ms. Thornstone's School)
 * (Colonel Hamilton Rings the Doorbell)
 * Ms. Thornstone: All that exercise really loosened you up, Linda, a little too much.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, Ms. Thornstone, it's me, Colonel Hamilton.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Will you get the door for me, Zoe?
 * Zoe: You bet I will.
 * (Zoe Changes into a Bat)
 * (The Door Opens Magically)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Ms. Thornstone? Anybody home?
 * (Colonel Hamilton Looks Shocked)
 * (Zoe Flies Closer)
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Zoe Screeching)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Stay back! That's a direct order!
 * (Zoe Changes Back into a Human)
 * Zoe: Anything you say, Colonel Hamilton.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Huh? Uh, where did you come from, young lady?
 * Zoe: Uh, up there. Ms. Thornstone said to make yourself comfortable. She'll be down as soon as she wraps things up. (She Changes Back into a Bat)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Affirmative. Thank you, young lad-- This school must have bats in this spell fray.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Finds a Chair and Examines it)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Hmm. Could stand a little spit and polish.
 * (The Chair Traps Colonel Hamilton)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Ah, Colonel Hamilton. How nice of you to pay us a visit.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, Ms. Thornstone, th-this chair, it's--
 * Ms. Thornstone: Yes, it's a collector's item. Early inquisition, but not very comfortable, I'm afraid. Would you prefer a softer chair?
 * (The Chair Releases the Traps)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, t-t-thank you.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Finds a Better Chair, and Checks to Make Sure Nothing Happens)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Now, how about some tea and sweets?
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, negative, Ms. Thornstone. I'm on a strict military diet.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Nonsense, Colonel. You must taste my fudge. (Rings Gong)
 * (Harry, the Butler Brings Mrs. Thornstone a Fudge Plate)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): I made it this morning.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Well, if you insist. Uh, thank you.
 * (Harry Pours Mrs. Thornstone a Drink)
 * (Ms. Thornstone Takes a Bite of the Fudge): Mm-mm-mmmmm. Delicious, if I do say so myself.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Takes a Bite and Thinks for Minute): Uh, doesn't it taste a little, uh, moldy?
 * Ms. Thornstone: Of course, Colonel. (She Eats the Fudge) Fungus Fudge always tastes moldy.
 * (Harry Wipes Ms. Thornstone's Mouth)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Fungus Fudge?! (Sips the Tea)
 * (Torchy Catches the Fudge and Eats it)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Yes. It goes so well with Toadstool Tea.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Toadstool Tea?!
 * (He Drops the Cup on Torchy's Head)
 * Ms. Thornstone: More tea, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, negative, Ms. Thornstone. I think it's time we arranged our annual volleyball game.
 * (Torchy Looks Angry and Starts Marching to Him)
 * Colonel Hamilton: My cadets are looking forward to winning again this year. Isn't it getting a bit warm in here?
 * Ms. Thornstone: It's going to get a lot hotter on the volleyball court, Colonel. We got a new coach, and I'd like you to meet him.
 * (Harry Rings the Bell)
 * (The Stairs Turn into a Slide, Causing Oh, the Places You'll Go! to Slide Down)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Elina, I want you to meet Colonel Hamilton.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Hello. (Screams as his Bottom is Burnt)
 * Elina: Don't get up on my account, Colonel.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Cleans his Bottom Off)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Bad boy, Torchy!
 * (Torchy Grumbling)
 * Sabine: We're ready to play your game whenever you say, Colonel.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Affirmative. We'll rendezvous within 1400 hours. Prepare to synchronize watches.
 * Elina: Watches synchronized.
 * Cynthia: Synchronized.
 * (Harry Synchronizes his Watch)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Check. Over and out.
 * Rose: Crikey, it looks like the Colonel's already warmed up for the game.
 * Ms. Thornstone: You'd better start getting the girls ready, Laura.
 * Laura: Why the rush, Ms. T? We have got 1400 hours before the match. That's a lot of time.
 * Elina: Yeah. (Eats a Fudge) A lot.
 * Cynthia: But, Laura, 1400 hours means 2:00. We've only got an hour.
 * Laura: Why didn't you say so, Cynthia? Don't just stand there. It's time to work out!

Daily Swim:

 * (Samantha Howling)
 * (Stone Gargoyles Cover Their Ears)
 * (Kelly Giggling)
 * (Samantha Howling)
 * (Vultures Put Earphones Over their Ears)
 * Elina: That's it, girls. Scream, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Girls Screaming)
 * Laura (Off-Screen): Howl, 2, 3, 4.
 * (Samantha Howling)
 * Elina (Off-Screen): That's keeping your cape in shape, Zoe.
 * Zoe: Thanks a lot, Elina.
 * Linda: And I'm keeping my tape in shape.
 * Ms. Thornstone: You definitely are, Linda. Scare Aerobics are good for everyone.
 * (The Hand Taps its Fingers)
 * Cynthia: That's it, Alice. Don't bend your knees.
 * (Torchy Bounces on his Tail Happily)
 * (Kelly Laughing)
 * Rose: Gee, Kelly, exercising sure is fun.
 * (Kelly Hits the Wall)
 * Kelly: Yes. It's really off the wall.
 * Rose: I think more into the wall.
 * (Cynthia Panting): Okay, guys, it's time for some deep breathing exercises.
 * Ms. Thornstone: You mean deep shrieking, Cynthia. Show her, girls.
 * (Linda Breathing)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Linda Breathing, Shrieks)
 * Zoe: Sounds awesome, kid. You got the fright stuff.
 * (Zoe Changes into a Bat, Screeching)
 * (Zoe Flies By Elina)
 * (Elina Yells and Falls Back)
 * Elina: Oops.
 * (Torchy Growling)
 * (Elina Yells)
 * (Elina Runs Away, But Torchy Follows him)
 * Cynthia: In. Out. In. Out.
 * (Elina Yells)
 * (Torchy Blows Fire 4 Times at Elina)
 * Elina: Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Yikes!
 * Cynthia: Good job, Elina. That's deep breathing.
 * (Elina is Running from Torchy): Yikes!
 * Cynthia (Off-Screen): And deep shrieking.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Come on, girls. Let's here it.
 * (Thornstone Girls Screaming)
 * Vulture #1: I hate all this screaming.
 * Vulture# 2: Me, too. I'm flappin' out. (Cawing)
 * (Meanwhile, at Hamilton, the Boys were Training Too)
 * (They were Doing Toe-Touches in the Courtyard when They Heard Screaming from Thornstone)
 * James Miller: Get a load of that racket coming from the Thornstone place.
 * Tim Boldon: Whew. And I thought Hamilton was tough. That school sounds like torture.
 * Donny: Well, you know what they say: No pain, no gain. More weight, Wendell.
 * Wendell: Aye, aye, Donny.
 * Donny: More weight.
 * James Miller (Off-Screen): Here comes the colonel.
 * Wendell: Attention!
 * (Wendell Salutes but Drops the Sack on Donny who Falls in the Hole)
 * Colonel Hamilton: At ease, men.
 * (James, Tim, Gordon, and Wendell Drop Their Arms from Saluting, Except for Donny)
 * Colonel Hamilton: I said at ease, Donny.
 * Donny: Thank you, sir. (He Falls)
 * Colonel Hamilton: I just wanna say that no matter what happens on the volleyball court this afternoon, YOU'VE GOTTA WIN!!
 * James, Wendell, Tim, and Gordon: Yes, sir!
 * Captain Hamilton: Do you want this trophy to stay at Hamilton Military School?
 * James Miller: Affirmative. We won't let you down, sir.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Looks at his Watch): 1400 hours approaches. Prepare to engage the enemy!
 * (Donny Leaps out of the Hole, Growling)
 * (He Runs Tackling a Pile of Sacks he was Training with)
 * Donny: Those Thornstone Girls don't know what hit them.
 * (Donny Laughs Before Another Sack Landed on Top of Him)
 * Cynthia: That's it, girls! Rattle those chains!
 * (Linda is Pumping Herself)
 * Cynthia: Keep your chin up, girl. You mommy would be proud.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Oh, my! It's a minute to 2:00. Those Hamilton Cadets will be arriving any minute.
 * Laura: Just enough time to loosen up the old neck muscles, Elina.
 * Elina: Uh-huh, neck muscles.
 * (Kelly Laughing): Is this loose enough?
 * (Elina Loosens his Neck by Spinning and Gets Stuck)
 * Laura: Wow, Elina. You really know how to loosen these neck muscles.
 * (Elina's Neck Spins Out of Control as He Screams)
 * (Elina Falls Out of the Window and into the Moat, We Hear a Splash)
 * (He Rises his Head Out of the Water)
 * Cynthia: This is not the time to go swimming, Elina. We have a volleyball game.
 * Melissa: But everyone says swimming is great exercise, Cynthia.
 * (Sharks Approach Elina)
 * Melissa: Uh-oh. And it looks like Elina is gonna get a lot of exercise.
 * (The 2-Headed Shark Approach Elina)
 * (Elina Screams in Terror): Cynthia! Help!
 * (The Sharks Swim After Elina)
 * Elina: Cynthia! Help!
 * Cynthia: Keep paddling, Elina! We're on our way!
 * Melissa: Us, too!
 * Alice: Us, first. We love swimming.
 * Kaiju: Let's go for it.
 * (Elina Crying in Fear): Help!
 * (Alice Jump and Land on the Sharks)
 * Ms. Thornstone: They'd be much better divers if they learned to keep their feet together.
 * (Alice Rises her Head Out of the Water): Come on in! The water's fine!
 * Witch: Geronimo!
 * Medusa: Look out below!
 * (Samantha Jumps, Howling)
 * (Zoe Chuckles): Oh, Samantha. You werewolves are such show-offs.
 * (Samantha and Zoe Jump on the Sharks' Heads)
 * (Samantha Spits Water out of her Mouth)
 * Zoe: Oh, this water is as warm as a bat-tub.
 * Sabine: Come on, girls. Let's get in the swim of things.
 * (Laura, Rose, Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine Jump in)
 * (Kelly Giggling): Wait for us, Coach!
 * Linda: My mummy taught me to swim. I can do a Nile and a half.
 * (Linda Jumps Down)
 * Laura: Nile and a half? Only in Egypt, right, Melissa?
 * (They Jump on the Shark's Head)
 * (Linda Jumps on the Shark's Head)
 * (The Sharks Swim Away)
 * Cynthia: One lap around the moat, everyone, then it's out of the water.
 * Sabine: And on to the volleyball court.
 * Alice: Uh-huh. Right, Coach.
 * Zoe: We're ready for those Hamilton Cadets.
 * (Samantha Howls): Go, Thornstone! (Howling)
 * (Kelly Laughing)
 * Linda: I'm gonna bring a trophy home to my mummy.
 * (The Crystal Balls Sees the Girls)
 * Virustrike: Are you keeping a close eye on those girl ghouls, Octopus Timer?
 * Octopus Timer: Yes, Virustrike. As you commanded, I won't let them out of my sight.
 * Virustrike: Excellent.
 * Sabine: Here, Rose. Let me help you dry off.
 * (Water Splashes at Virustrike and Octopus Timer)
 * Rose (Off-Screen): Thanks, Sabine. I needed that.
 * Virustrike: Fool. Next time, don't plant your crystal ball by the moat.
 * Octopus Timer: Sorry, Virustrike.

The Volleyball Game/Thornstone All the Way:

 * (James Laughs): Look, guys, those Thornstone Girls are all washed up before we even play 'em.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Torchy, I think the girls could you use a quick blow dry.
 * Torchy: Yeah, give 'em a blow dry. (She Spews to Give the Girls a Blow Dry)
 * Zoe: Ohh, I hope this isn't a permanent wave.
 * (Samantha Howls): Those cadets make my hair stand on end.
 * Laura: Next time, your mummy should dress you a non-shrink wrapping.
 * Linda: Thanks, Laura. (She Hops Away)
 * Kaiju: Boy, that was refreshing.
 * Creature: I feel as clean as a whistle again.
 * Alice: You know, girls, you should show us the right moves and try to get to know us better.
 * Kelly: Tell you what. The rest of you can watch the game while the 5 of us play.
 * Witch: Exactly. They wouldn't lose anything.
 * Medusa: I can't wait to see you win out there!
 * Gargoyle: So, you girls wanna sit and watch the game?
 * Blob: I guess so. We knew should be a bit easy.
 * Alien: Indeed it was.
 * Gordon: If you girls are through playing around, we've got a game to win.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Then let the game begin!
 * Colonel Hamilton: Uh, negative, Ms. Thornstone. This volleyball court is a disaster area. You don't even have a net.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Not yet. Smith!
 * (Smith Makes a Net with a Web)
 * Laura: You were saying, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hamilton: And I was saying this court doesn't have any boundary lines.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Coming right up.
 * (Ms. Thornstone Bangs the Gong)
 * (Harry Makes Some Boundary Lines)
 * Elina: Any other complaints, Colonel?
 * Colonel Hamilton: Well, we need a referee.
 * Elina: You're looking at him. Elina. I call 'em as I see 'em.
 * James Miller: Let's flip to see who serves first.
 * Samantha: No problem. (Howling)
 * Donny: That girl's flipped. We're supposed to flip a coin.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.
 * Laura: Why didn't you say so? Anybody got a quarter?
 * (The Hand Brings a Quarter)
 * Laura: Thanks. Heads.
 * Gordon (Off-Screen): Looks more like hands.
 * Laura: Heads! See for yourself, Colonel.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Affirmative. Thornstone serves first.
 * Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine: Go, go, Thornstone!
 * Rose: Give it all you got, Alice.
 * Alice: Okay, coach.
 * (Alice Hits the Ball, and it Goes Through the Net, Hitting James and Donny)
 * Elina: Net ball!
 * Gordon: I think it's a net loss.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Smith, on the double.
 * (Smith Fixes the Net)
 * Rose: Try to hit the ball a little higher.
 * Alice: Okay, coach.
 * (Alice Hits the Ball Again)
 * Samantha: Oh, nice hit.
 * (The Ball Comes Down)
 * Wendell: I got it! (The Ball Hits him) I mean, I had it.
 * Elina: Point goes to Thornstone!
 * (The Hand Puts a One on Thornstone's Point)
 * Cynthia: Go, go, Thornstone! (She Shakes Ms. Thornstone's Hands While Sabine is Giggling)
 * (Scene Fades to the Hand Putting a 10 on Hamilton's Point)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Good serve, cadet. Keep pressing the attack.
 * Donny: Yes, sir. (Growling)
 * (Donny Hits the Ball)
 * (Kelly Hits the Ball, But Goes Through it, Laughing): I got it!
 * Gordon: Hey, she hit the net!
 * Tim Boldon: Hit it? She went through it!
 * Elina: That's a fowl. Hamilton's point.
 * Hamilton Cadets: On the leather with Hamilton!
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Hamilton's Point)
 * Linda: We're never gonna win that trophy, Zoe.
 * Zoe: You bet we are! (Howls)
 * (Zoe Changes into a Bat and Hits the Ball)
 * (James Falls)
 * Elina: Nice spike, Zoe!
 * (Zoe Changes Back into a Human)
 * Zoe: Thanks, Elina.
 * (Zoe Goes to James and Takes the Ball)
 * Zoe: Our serve, cadet.
 * James Miller: I must be going batty.
 * Zoe: Here, Linda. Let's see an awesome serve.
 * (Linda Hits the Ball)
 * Tim and Gordon: I've got it! I've got it!
 * (Linda Hits it Again)
 * Tim and Gordon: I've got it!
 * Linda: I've got it!
 * (Tim and Gordon Hit the Net and it Breaks)
 * Elina: You hit the net, cadets. We're all tied up.
 * (The Hand Puts an 11 on Thornstone's Point)
 * Samantha: I'd say they're all tied up. (Howling Laugh)
 * Kelly: That's a howl, Samantha! (Giggling)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Oh, Smith!
 * (Smith Goes to the Net and Refuses)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): I'll give you 6 extra flies for supper.
 * (Smith Doesn't Want that)
 * Ms. Thornstone: All right, all right, a dozen flies.
 * (Smith Remakes the Net)
 * Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine: Let's go, Thornstone!
 * Rose: Oh, hot dogs! Mmm-mm. One, please.
 * Laura: Make that two.
 * (Torchy Lights the Hot Dogs)
 * Laura: Thanks, Torchy. All this winning really works up an appetite, you know.
 * James Miller: They won't be winning for long. I've planted a remote control device in the volleyball.
 * (The Hamilton Cadets Put their Hands in the Middle)
 * Tim Boldon (Off-Screen): Affirmative.
 * Donny (Off-Screen): Goodbye, Thornstone.
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * (Linda Gets Ready to Hit the Ball, and Does)
 * Alice: That looks good, Linda.
 * James Miller: I'll make it look bad.
 * (The Ball Flies Up)
 * Gordon: That serve is loco.
 * (The Wrapping Causes Linda to Fly)
 * Linda: Whoa!
 * Elina: Outta bounds.
 * (Linda Still Flies)
 * Elina: Way outta bounds.
 * (CRASH)
 * (The Ball Falls Down to James)
 * James Miller: Then it's Hamilton's ball. (Giddy Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to an Unhappy Linda)
 * Alice: Don't worry, Linda. We'll get it back.
 * James Miller: Not unless this battery runs out. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Tim Hits the Ball)
 * Samantha: It's all mine!
 * (James Laughs and Hits the Button on the Remote)
 * Samantha: Huh? (She Falls)
 * Zoe: I'll save it, Samantha.
 * (Zoe Spins Backwards)
 * Zoe: What a backspin.
 * Colonel Hamilton: On the leather with Hamilton!
 * (The Hand Puts a 12 on Hamilton's Point)
 * (Rose Eats the Hotdog)
 * Laura: Crickey. This doesn't look good.
 * (Rose Takes the Hotdog from Laura's Hand and Eats it)
 * Rose: Tastes good.
 * Laura: We gotta catch up.
 * Rose: Ketchup? Okay.
 * (Rose Puts Ketchup on his Hotdog)
 * James Miller: Prepare for another hit, Tim, with our secret weapon.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.
 * (Rose Eats the Hotdog, and the Ketchup Flies Through)
 * (The Ketchup Hits Tim who Hits the Ball)
 * Tim Boldon: Hey! I've been sneak attacked.
 * (The Ball Bounces Back from the Net and Hits James)
 * (The Remote Falls Out of James's Hand and Flies into Rose's Mouth)
 * (Rose Hiccups)
 * James Miller: Nice work, Tim. Now our remote control is...
 * (Rose Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Flies on its Own)
 * James Miller (Off-Screen): AWOL.
 * (The Ball Bounces and Hits Colonel Hamilton, Knocking his Hat Off)
 * Colonel Hamilton: Not only do we lose the ball, but I lose my hat.
 * (Rose Hiccups): Excuse me. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Hits Colonel Hamilton)
 * Laura: Thanks, Colonel. It is our serve, right, Rose?
 * Rose: Right, Laura. (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces on Laura, Who Falls)
 * (Samantha Hits the Ball as She Howls)
 * (Gordon and Wendell Dodge)
 * (The Hand Puts a 15 and a 16 on Thornstone's Point)
 * Donny: On the leather with Hamilton.
 * (Linda Misses the Ball)
 * (The Hand Puts an 18 and a 19 on Hamilton's Point)
 * Colonel Hamilton: 2 more points, men. The victory is ours.
 * James Miller: Yeah. We can beat these girls without military assistance.
 * (James Hits the Ball)
 * Wendell: Whoa.
 * (Alice Hits the Ball)
 * Wendell: What a spike.
 * (The Ball Comes Up from Underneath the Chair)
 * Colonel Hamilton: That ball is outta bounds.
 * (The Chair Falls)
 * Elina: But it hit in first. Thornstone's ball.
 * Sabine: Go, go, Thornstone!
 * (Torchy Blows Fire, and Accidentally Burns the Flag From Which Sabine was Waving)
 * Sabine: Huh?
 * (The Crystal Ball Shows Up)
 * (Samantha Howls and Hits the Ball)
 * (The Ball Hits Tim and Gordon)
 * Octopus Timer: Those girls are strong, Virustrike.
 * Virustrike: Just like their parents, Octopus Timer, but soon I will be more powerful than all of them.
 * (The Hand Puts a 20 on Thornstone's Point)
 * Laura: This is it, girls! Serve up a good win, Zoe.
 * Zoe: You bet I will.
 * James Miller: This jet pack will set you up to spike that serve, Donny.
 * Donny: My pleasure. I'll pulverize 'em.
 * (Zoe Throws the Ball and Hits it as a Bat)
 * Donny: Take that, you bat.
 * Linda: I can't reach it!
 * Rose: I can't look! (Hiccups)
 * (The Ball Bounces Back and Hits Donny)
 * Donny: Huh?
 * (The Ball Hits Gordon, Tim, Wendell, and James)
 * (The Ball is Out of the Field)
 * Elina: That's out, Colonel, and so are you. Thornstone wins.
 * (The Hand Puts a 21 on Thornstone's Point)
 * (The Thornstone Girls Cheer)
 * (Zoe, Alice, and Kelly Have Laura)
 * (Madeline and Samantha Have Rose)
 * Zoe: You were awesome, coach.
 * Laura: Oh, it was nothing, really.
 * Ms. Thornstone: I think we get the trophy this year, Colonel Hamilton.
 * Colonel Hamilton: There must be some mistake. I won't hand it over.
 * (The Hand Takes the Trophy from Colonel Hamilton and Gives it to Ms. Thornstone)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Thank you, Colonel. Here, Linda. For your mummy case.
 * Linda: Thanks, Ms. Thornstone!
 * James Miller: I don't get it. We had that tactics.
 * Tim Boldon: We had the strategy.
 * Gordon: We had the equipment.
 * Donny: But we still lost.
 * Wendell: Affirmative.
 * Colonel Hamilton: No moping, men. The Hamilton code says "Retreat with dignity."
 * (Rose Hiccupping)
 * (The Ball Bounces with Colonel Hamilton on it)
 * (Rose Hiccupping)
 * (Colonel Hamilton Bounces Away)
 * James Miller: Looks like the Hamilton code just got broken.
 * Tim Boldon: Double affirmative.

Open House/Meet the Parents:

 * (Samantha Howling)
 * Samantha: This is gonna be our happiest Halloween ever.
 * Linda: Because we have a trophy to show off at our open house!
 * Sabine: Open house? Is that like a party?
 * Zoe: It's only the biggest even of the Thornstone school year.
 * Laura: Will there be food?
 * (Elina and Laura Scream as a Skeleton is Hung)
 * Zoe: Oh, lots of goodies, Laura. Ms. Thornstone is in the kitchen right now.
 * Laura: What are we waiting for? Come on!
 * Elina: Excuse us!
 * (Scene Fades to Ms. Thornstone Making Brownies)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Oh, I just love making brownies.
 * Elina: Brownies?! Boy, oh, boy!
 * Laura: Can we give you a hand, Ms. Thornstone?
 * Ms. Thornstone: Thanks, Laura. I've already got one. But you and Elina can lick the bowl.
 * Laura: Thanks.
 * Elina: Yeah, thanks.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Okay, Torchy. Ready to bake a batch of brownies?
 * Torchy: Yeah! (Spews Fire on the Tray)
 * Zoe: Mmm. Something smells rotten.
 * (Laura Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Laura: You said it, Zoe.
 * (Elina Slurps from the Bowl)
 * Elina: Yeah, really rotten.
 * Zoe: Deliciously rotten. Swamp brownies fresh from the oven.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Made with slimy swamp water, chock full of mosquitos.
 * Laura: Blimey!!! There's itching in the kitchen, Elina!
 * Elina: Uh-huh! (Giggling)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Kelly, are the caterpillar cookies ready to bake yet?
 * Kelly: They will be as soon as I can 'em. (Giggling)
 * Laura: This kitchen is just crawling with snacks, Elina.
 * Elina: Uh-huh.
 * Kelly: Nothing's too good for our guests. (Giggling)
 * Sabine: So, who's coming to this open house, anyway?
 * Zoe: Everyone, Sabine. My daddy, Dracula.
 * Sabine: That's your daddy?
 * Zoe: It's a bat picture of him. But he'll show up after sundown.
 * Cynthia: Gosh! It's almost sundown now, Elina. That's when the vampire starts biting.
 * Elina: Oh, no! (He Runs Away)
 * Cynthia: Wait for me, Elina!
 * Alice: Stop!
 * (Elina and Cynthia Skid to a Stop)
 * Alice: You've gotta meet Mr. and Ms. Frankenstein.
 * Medusa: And don't forget Mr. and Ms. Medusa.
 * Kaiju: I also want you to meet Godzilla Sr. and Ms. Godzilla.
 * Blob: These are my parents Mr. and Ms. Blob.
 * Creature: And this is Mr. and Ms. Fish Creature.
 * Gargoyle: And don't forget to me Gargoyle Sr. and Ms. Gargoyle.
 * Witch: You also have to meet Mr. Wizard and Ms. Witch.
 * Alien: I want you to meet Mr. Alien and Ms. Alien.
 * Linda: And my mummy parents.
 * Samantha: Oh, don't forget Mama and Papa Werewolf.
 * (Elina and Cynthia Keep Running Until Kelly Stops Them)
 * Kelly: And my phantom parents. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * Cynthia: Golly!
 * (Elina Jumps into Cynthia's Arms)
 * Cynthia: We're all gonna be trapped in a house full of m-m-m-monsters!
 * (Thunderclap)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)
 * (It's a Rainy Night)
 * (Frankenstein Parents Groaning)
 * (The Crystal Balls Spies on the Monster Mothers)
 * Octopus Timer (Off-Screen): Here they come, Virustrike.
 * (The Werewolf Parents and Frankenstein Parents Run inside)
 * (The Bat Turns into a Vampire Human of Dracula)
 * Octopus Timer (Off-Screen): The mightiest monsters in the world.
 * Count Dracula: Let me cape you out of the rain, Mr. Mummy.
 * Mr. Mummy: Thank you, Count. This wrap isn't water proof.
 * Virustrike: Ah, they were the mightiest, but now they've grown soft. Soon Virustrike will be the most feared name in the monster world, when I get those girl ghouls in my clutches.
 * (The Ghostantula Tries to Bite Virustrike's Hand)
 * (Virustrike Smacks the Ghost Causing it to Spin)
 * (Scene Fades to Elina, Cynthia, Rose, Alice, and Samantha Playing Checkers)
 * (Frankensteins Groaning)
 * Alice: Mama! Dada!
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Samantha: My parents are calling me.
 * (Mama and Papa Werewolf Howling)
 * Cynthia: Everyone's running off, Elina. Why don't we?
 * Elina: Uh-huh!
 * Cynthia: Quick! Into this elevator.
 * Rose (Off-Screen): Golly, Elina, are we gonna meet the rest of the folks?
 * Elina: No, Rose.
 * (They Run inside a Room, and Put Heavy Objects to the Doors)
 * Laura: We should be safe now, Elina.
 * Elina: I hope so, Laura.
 * (The Drawer Opens)
 * Rose (Off-Screen): We have company, Elina.
 * (Kelly Laughing): So there you are. Mother, Father, meet my new teachers.
 * Phantom Father: Kelly's told us so much about you.
 * (Elina and Laura Scream)
 * (Elina Holds Rose's Hand as He and Laura Run)
 * Kelly (Off-Screen): See, Mother? They just love to exercise.
 * Laura: Out here, Elina.
 * (The Bats of Dracula and Zoe Fly in)
 * Elina: Oh, no! Help!
 * (Elina Runs While Laura, Holding Rose's Hand, Runs with him)
 * Laura: This is bat news! Yeow!
 * (Dracula Turns into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: It's so nice to see new blood at Thornstone.
 * Laura: You don't want mine. It's chicken blood.
 * Elina: Yeah, chicken. (Clucks)
 * Count Dracula: Zoe, these 2 are batty than we are.
 * Zoe: They are a bit strange, Daddy. But they're awesome teachers.
 * Melissa: We were lucky, Laura, but it's time to bug out of here.
 * Cynthia: Positively!
 * Sabine: But then we won't meet the other parents.
 * (Melissa Hugs Sabine in Fear)
 * Melissa: I hope you're right, Sabine.
 * (Cynthia and Melissa Scream)
 * Alice: There they are, Ma!
 * Ms. Frankenstein: Come to us.
 * Mr. Mummy: Yes, let's a closer look at these 3.
 * (Mr. Mummy Wraps Elina and Laura)
 * Mr. Mummy: Who are you?
 * Elina: Elina.
 * Rose: And Rose, too.
 * Melissa: Don't hurt Elina. It's our own fault we're here.
 * Mr. Mummy: Hurt you? I'm trying to hug you, for making my daughter feel like a winner.
 * Papa Werewolf: I'll howl to that.
 * Mama Werewolf: Let's give 'em three cheers.
 * (Mama, Papa and Samantha Howl 3 Times)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * (The Hand Rings the Bell)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Now that everyone's acquainted, let's go downstairs for refreshments.
 * (Scene Fades to the Outside of the School)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Have some Halloween punch, everybody.
 * (Everybody Has Halloween Punch)
 * Ms. Thornstone: That's the spirit, boys.
 * Laura: Very good, right, Elina?
 * Elina: Uh-huh.
 * Ms. Thornstone: It's an old Thornstone recipe. Poison Ivy punch made from scratch.
 * (Elina and Laura Scratch)
 * Sabine: Gee, Samantha, what's that?
 * Samantha: Something for my parents, Sabine. I made it in arts and crafts class. (She Puts a Ball in an Iron Maiden Toy) It's a juicer. Now you can have bitter lemonade whenever you want, Mama and Papa.
 * Mama Werewolf: That's beautiful, Samantha. (She Drinks the Lemonade)
 * Papa Werewolf: Oh, nice and sour. It makes her whiskers pucker.
 * Kaiju: I made a tower figurine for you Mom and Dad. I hope you like it.
 * Ms. Godzilla: You know we do.
 * Godzilla Sr.: It's just about the cutest tower we've ever seen. Thank you, Kaiju.
 * Kaiju: You're welcome.
 * Zoe: I made this for you, Daddy. It's a bat robe.
 * Count Dracula: Wonderful. Just what I need after a rainy flight. Let me try it on.
 * (Dracula Changes into a Bat)
 * (Zoe Puts the Robe on Dracula)
 * Zoe (Off-Screen): Oh, awesome. It fits.
 * (Dracula Screeching)
 * Zoe: See for yourself.
 * LaVerne: How is it, dear?
 * (Dracula Screeches): That's wonderful.
 * Laura: Nice robe, Count. But that's no reflection on you. Right, Elina?
 * Elina: Yeah. (Giggles) I think.
 * (Dracula Changes Back into a Human)
 * Count Dracula: What a wonderful gift.
 * Ms. Thornstone: All the girls worked very hard on their presents.
 * (Torchy Feels Sad and Left Out)
 * Zoe: Don't feel left out, Torchy. I made a robe for you, too, and it's fire proof.
 * (Torchy Spews Fire on the Robe and it Doesn't Affect it)
 * Gargoyle: I made this bell instrument for you, Mom. It'll help you wake up in the morning.
 * Gargoyle Sr.: What do you think, dear.
 * Ms. Gargoyle: It's nice, Gargoyle.
 * Gargoyle: I thought you'd like it.
 * Alice: I made my present in science class. It's a portable shock-man.
 * (She Charges the Shock)
 * Alice: With a rechargeable batter pack that lasts for we-e-e-e-eeks. For you, guys.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts the Earphones and Shocks Himself): This puts volts in my bolts. Thank you, Alice. (He Pats Alice's Head)
 * Alice: Welcome, Dada. I thought you'd get a charge out of it.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Show your mummy parents what you made, Linda.
 * (Linda Shows her Parents a Mummy Case Toy)
 * Linda (Off-Screen): It's a fright light, to brighten the darkest mummy case.
 * Mr. Mummy: What a thoughtful gift, Linda.
 * Medusa: I bought a pet snake for you, guys. So, do you like it?
 * Ms. Medusa: We love it! (Hugs Medusa) Thanks, Medusa.
 * Creature: I found some seashells for you, Mom and Dad. I hope you like them.
 * Mr. Fish Creature and Ms. Fish Creature: We love them.
 * Blob: I didn't make anything, but all the slime is all I have.
 * Mr. Blob: That's okay, Blob. We love your slime.
 * Ms. Blob: You said it, dear.
 * Alien: It's a planet book, to see these pages.
 * Mr. Alien: What a perfect reading.
 * Ms. Alien: You're so good, Alien.
 * Witch: I made these pots and pans for you, Dad.
 * Mr. Wizard: Excellent. (He Bangs on the Pots and Pans) Them almost sound like drums.
 * Ms. Witch: Very good, Witch. Such a good girl.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Last but not least, your daughter would like to play her latest composition for you.
 * (Kelly Laughing Hysterically): It's called Duet for 3 Hands.
 * (Kelly Plays the Organ with the Hand)
 * (Harry Plays the Drum)
 * Kelly: And 1 tail. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (The Crystal Ball Looks Outside)
 * Octopus Timer: They're having fun, Virustrike.
 * Virustrike: Yes. But soon the party will be over.
 * (Kelly Finishes the Song)
 * (Ghouls Cheering)
 * Phantom Mother: Excellent, Kelly.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Bravo!
 * (Samantha Howls)
 * Count Dracula: It made my blood run cold.
 * Laura: Let's give that hand a hand, Elina.
 * (Elina Smiles at Laura)
 * (Kelly Shakes the Hand)
 * Kelly: Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. (Hysterical Laughing)
 * (Bell Rings)
 * Count Dracula: It will soon be dawn. We must be on our way, Zoe.
 * Zoe: I know, Daddy.
 * Papa Werewolf: The moon is going down, Samantha. We'd better run, too.
 * Laura: See you next year.
 * LaVerne: In the meantime, we want you to take good care of our little Zoe.
 * Count Dracula: What she said.
 * Laura: You can count on us, Count.
 * Count Dracula: Good. Because if anything happens to her, it will be a bat day for you.
 * Papa Werewolf: That goes for Samantha, too. (Howls)
 * Mr. Wizard: You take care of Witch.
 * Mr. Alien: You keep an eye on Alien.
 * Mr. Fish Creature: Take care of Creature.
 * Mr. Blob: And too.
 * Godzilla Sr.: Make sure nothing happens to Kaiju
 * Gargoyle Sr.: Keep an eye on Gargoyle.
 * Mr. Medusa: Take care of Medusa.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Grabs Laura and Elina by the Throat)
 * Mr. Frankenstein: Alice is my pride and joy. Don't let me down.
 * (Mr. Frankenstein Puts them Down, and Mr. Mummy Picks Them Back Up)
 * Mr. Mummy: Take care of Linda and her friends, or you're not going to meet a very happy mummy.
 * (Mr. Mummy Puts them Down)
 * (Phantom Father Appears as Elina and Laura Gasp)
 * Phantom Father: Not to mention foul-tempered phantom.
 * (Phantom Father Leaves)
 * Sabine: Bye, guys. And I thought I was scared. What a friendly bunch of folks, right, Elina?
 * Elina: Yeah, but I don't like being threatened.
 * Laura: It's okay, Elina. There's nothing to be afraid of now.
 * Elina: Oh, good.
 * Virustrike: That's what they think. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Virustrike Walks to the Ghostantula)
 * Virustrike: Get ready to fly, little ghostantula. You're about to earn your keep.
 * (Virustrike Laughing)
 * (Scene Fades to Black)

Virustrike's Plan/Trip to Lurky Swamp:

 * Virustrike: There's no time to waste, Octopus Timer. Get cranking.
 * Octopus Timer: Yes, Virustrike. (He Cranks the Lever, the Skylight Door Opens)
 * (Virustrike Has a Picture of Laura)
 * Virustrike: This is your target.
 * (Ghostantula Can't See it Upside Down)
 * (Virustrike Turns the Picture Upside Down for the Ghost to See)
 * (Ghostantula is Pleased)
 * Virustrike: Now, heed these words and heed them well. Find those fools and weave them well. Fly, ghostantula, fly. Soon those teachers will be learning from me. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Octopus Timer Laughing)
 * Virustrike: Don't just stand there. Close that skylight. There's a draft in here.
 * Octopus Timer: Y-Yes, Virustrike.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the School)
 * (Elina is Sleeping When he Hears the Shades Clapping)
 * (He Pulls the Shades Up and Sees a Ghostantula)
 * (Elina Yells): Laura! Ghost! It's a ghost!
 * Laura: Ghost? Take this baseball for later this morning, Elina.
 * (Elina Throws the Ball to the Ground): No, Laura, ghost.
 * Laura: Calm down, Elina. I'll take a look.
 * (Scene Fades to the Window)
 * Laura: See? See for yourself, Elina. Nothing. Let's go back to sleep.
 * Elina: Okay, Laura.
 * (He Pulls the Curtain Down and the Ghostantula is There)
 * Elina: Laura! Ghost shade! Ghost shade!
 * Laura: I'm coming! I'm coming! Oh, boy. Pull yourself together, big brother. See? There's nothing's shady about the shade. Pull yourself together, Elina.
 * (Elina Pulls the Shade Up, But Rolls into the Shade)
 * (Laura Snoring)
 * (Ghostantula Spies on Laura)
 * (The Ghost Puts Spiderweb Earphones on her Ears)
 * Virustrike's Voice: You will do exactly as I say.
 * Laura: I will do exactly as you say.
 * Virustrike: In the morning, you will take the girls on a big field trip to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Laura: Big girls... field trip... to the Lurky Swamp.
 * Virustrike: That's why I'm going to get them.
 * Laura: The girls are far too strong to challenge.
 * Virustrike: And then those girl ghouls will be mine! (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Laura Giggling)
 * (Octopus Timer Laughs and Stops)
 * Virustrike: Don't just stand there. Get to the Lurky Swamp and set my traps.
 * Octopus Timer: Yes, Virustrike.
 * (Scene Dissolved to the Hamilton Military School)
 * (A Blaring Bugle Barges in Blowing Revile)
 * (Tim, Wendell, and Donny Wake up)
 * (James is Still Sleeping)
 * (Bugle Blares to Wake Up James)
 * James Miller: Gordon, sometimes I'm sorry you ever invented that rolling revile robot.
 * Gordon: But it was your idea to give to the colonel for a birthday present.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative. Next year, we give him a pocket watch.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Glad to see you up and at 'em, Cadets. Fantastic invention!
 * (Bugle Blares)
 * Captain Hamilton: As I was saying, you're up early for early morning maneuvers in tough terrain.
 * James Miller: I'll say. That's Lurky Swamp.
 * (Cut to the Thornstone School)
 * Laura: Good morning, Elina. It's a good day for a field trip.
 * Elina: It is?
 * Laura: Yes, just feel that air.
 * (Elina Gets Blown by the Wind)
 * (Elina Hits the Door Flat)
 * (Rose Wakes Up)
 * Rose: You knocked, Elina?
 * Laura: Glad you're up, Rose. We're just on our way out.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside the School)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Brr. Cold, raw, windy. A good chance of rain. A perfectly rotten day to be outside. So have a great time, girls.
 * (Samantha Howls): We will, Ms. Thornstone.
 * Melissa: We're all ready to go.
 * Torchy: Yeah. (Panting)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Sorry, Torchy. You're staying home with me.
 * (Torchy Grumbling)
 * Melissa: Here we go, gang.
 * Alice: Bye, Ms. Thornstone!
 * Linda: Bye, Torchy!
 * Ms. Thornstone: See you later, girls.
 * Torchy: Yeah, see you later. (Grumbles)
 * Cynthia: Gee, Karin, Melissa, where are we going for a field trip?
 * Melissa: Someplace scenic, Cynthia. Right here.
 * Cynthia: That's Lurky Swamp.
 * Elina: Lurky Swamp?!
 * Zoe: Sounds awesome. I'll bet it's crawling with alligators and snakes. (Giggles)
 * Elina: Alligators? Snakes? Oh, no!
 * Kelly: Not to mention quicksand. (Hysterical Laughing) I love quicksand.
 * Colonel Hamilton: Today's swamp will take us to Swampy Terrain. Stay close, men, as we use our survival skills to cross this swamp.
 * Tim Boldon: Yes, sir.
 * (The Colonel Walks Off, Followed by Wendell)
 * (James Falls in the Mud)
 * James Miller: The first skill is in ditching the colonel, and finding a dry way out of this swamp.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.
 * (Scene Slides to Colonel Hamilton and Wendell Walking Through the Meadow)
 * (James, Gordon, Donny, and Tim Go Their Separate Ways)
 * Gordon: These field trips are a real drag.
 * Donny: And dumb, too.
 * Linda: What do we do now, Cynthia?
 * Cynthia: Well, now, uh, how about a run through the swamp?
 * Alice: Great! I got plenty of energy.
 * Linda: Wait for me, Alice.
 * Rose: And Oh, the Places You'll Go!, too.
 * (Rose Grabs Elina's Hand)
 * Medusa: Wait for us, too. (She Picks Up Witch and Runs with Her)
 * (Samantha Howls): Race you across the swamp, Zoe.
 * Zoe: Then I think I'll stretch my wings, instead of my legs. (She Turns into a Bat)
 * (She Then Flies Off, with Samantha Jogging)
 * Samantha: Aw, no fair, Zoe. We're supposed to be running, not riding.
 * (A Foot Trips Samantha)
 * Octopus Timer: Gotcha.
 * Samantha: Boy, have you got the wrong girl. (Howls) Hi-yah!
 * (Octopus Timer Moans, and Growls): You can't escape Octopus Timer.
 * Samantha: Then I guess you've never chased a werewolf before, creepy.
 * (Octopus Timer Grunts)
 * Samantha: This looks like a great place to hide. (Howls) I gave him the slip.
 * (Screeching Sound)
 * (Samantha Gasps)
 * (The Ghostantula Try to Attack Samantha)
 * Samantha: Oh, no, you don't!
 * (Samantha Hits the Ghostantula with a Hammer)
 * (The Ghostantula Flies Out the Window)
 * Octopus Timer: Oh, no. Virustrike is gonna kill me. (Worried Panicking)
 * (Scene Dissolves)

Alligators:

 * (Cut to the School)
 * Ms. Thornstone (Off-Screen): Is my cauldron bubbling yet, Torchy?
 * (She Comes in the Kitchen to Taste her Scorpion Stew)
 * Ms. Thornstone: Why, my Scorpion Stew is ice cold. Torchy, here, boy. Light the fire. Now where has that dragon gotten to?
 * (Torchy is Sniffing Out on the Trail)
 * Cynthia: Gee, Laura, swamp running is fun.
 * (Torchy Hears Laughter Coming Through the Lurky Swamp)
 * (Cut to Elina, Laura, Rose, Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine Running on Stones)
 * Cynthia: How'd you think of this place?
 * Laura: I don't know, Cynthia. In my dreams, I think. Crikey!
 * (Laura Leaps into Elina's Arms)
 * Laura: This dream just turned into a nightmare!
 * Elina: Yeah! alligator nightmare!
 * Elina and Laura: Help!
 * Cynthia: Hang on, Elina. Cynthia to the rescue!
 * (Rope Breaks)
 * Cynthia: Uh-oh.
 * (She Hops on an Alligator)
 * (Laura Grabs her Hand)
 * Laura: Nice going, Cynthia, but too late.
 * Elina: Laura!
 * Laura: Crikey! I never thought we'd end up alligator appetizers!
 * Melissa: Well, this girl is going down swinging.
 * Zoe: Try swinging with me.
 * (Zoe Grabs Oh, the Places You'll Go!)
 * (The Alligators Fail to Get Them)
 * (Zoe Changes into a Human)
 * Laura: Not too bat an escape, right, Elina?
 * Elina: Yeah, Laura.
 * Rose: Yeah. Thanks for the help.
 * Zoe: I need some help myself. Samantha must be playing hide-and-shriek. I can't find her anywhere.
 * Cynthia: This swamp is a little bothering.
 * Sabine: Don't worry. We'll all go look for them.
 * Melissa: Uh-huh. (Gasps)
 * Zoe: And I'll search by air. (She Changes Back to a Bat)
 * (Meanwhile the Hamilton Cadets are Walking)
 * Donny: Hey, what's that up there? This swamp's got bats!
 * Gordon: Better look down here. We're back in the mud again.
 * Tim Boldon: Negative. I think this is...
 * James Miller: Quicksand!
 * Donny: What do we do now, James?
 * James Miller: We use our basic survival skills, like yelling for help!
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative. Help!
 * Hamilton Cadets: Help!
 * Alice: Sounds like those smart aleck Hamilton Cadets.
 * Linda: Maybe they're playing in the swamp, too.
 * (They Went to Find Them)
 * James Miller: Someone's coming.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative. It's those Thornstone Girls.
 * Gordon: Quick! Help us out.
 * Linda: But why? Swimming in quicksand is fun.
 * Tim Boldon: Fun? That's a negative.
 * Gordon: On the double!
 * Donny: If not sooner!
 * Alice: Well, Linda, if they insist.
 * Linda: What a bunch of spoilsports.
 * (Alice Helps the Hamilton Cadets Out of the Quicksand)
 * (Hamilton Cadets Scream)
 * Gordon: Oh, thanks for getting us out, girls.
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.

Dodging the Ghostantulas:

 * James Miller: Now we'd better find a way out of this swamp. Forward, Cadets!
 * (Torchy Comes by and Sniffs James's Foot, Snarling)
 * James Miller: Retreat!
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative! Advance to the rear!
 * Rose: No sign of the girls, Elina.
 * Elina: Uh-oh.
 * Laura: I'm beginning to get a bad feeling about this swamp.
 * Rose: Hold it, Laura. Maybe Zoe has good news.
 * (Zoe Screeching)
 * Laura: Does that mean you found Samantha?
 * (Zoe Screeching)
 * Laura: I think she wants us to follow.
 * (They Run Until Elina Gets Snagged By a Tree)
 * (This Causes Elina to Spin, and Sends him Flying)
 * Rose: There goes Elina, not wanting to be last anymore.
 * (Elina Lands on Torchy, Who Snarls)
 * Elina: Oops!
 * (Torchy Spews Fire at him, and Chases him)
 * (Elina Screaming)
 * (Torchy Runs After him)
 * Laura: I wish our brother Elina would learn to not play with Torchy.
 * (Zoe Sees Samantha with Ghostantulas)
 * Zoe: Oh, no!
 * (She Flies to the Other Ghouls)
 * Zoe: Samantha's at the shack. But she's surrounded by ghostantulas.
 * Witch: Follow me.
 * (The Ghouls Went with Zoe)
 * (The Ghostantulas Try to Attack Samantha, But Samantha Dodges)
 * (The Ghostantula Hits a Rock)
 * Octopus Timer: Nice moves.
 * (Octopus Timer Pounces Samantha)
 * Octopus Timer: Too bad you're out here all alone.
 * Zoe (Off-Screen): Get away from Samantha!
 * (Zoe, as a Human, Knocks Octopus Timer Down)
 * Samantha: Zoe! You're here!
 * Zoe: Of course!
 * Octopus Timer: Isn't this a touching little friendship?
 * Zoe: Think you can take us all on?
 * Octopus Timer: All of you girls? I'll take those arts.
 * Kelly (Off-Screen): Gangway!
 * (The Girls Appear)
 * (Linda Charges and a Ghostantula Scares her)
 * (Linda Smacks the Ghost): No! Bad ghostantula! Bad ghostantula! Go home!
 * (Ghostantula Screeches)
 * (Kaiju Roars Loudly)
 * (The Ghostantulas Fly Away in Fear)
 * (Linda Gives Kaiju High Five): Yeah!
 * (Elina Hides in the Shack to Lose Torchy)
 * (Torchy Still Runs)
 * (Elina Snickering)
 * (Samantha Taps on Elina's Shoulder)
 * Elina: Yikes! Are you okay, Samantha?
 * Samantha: Octopus Timer's right behind you. Look out!
 * (Octopus Timer Grabs Elina)
 * Octopus Timer: Gotcha!
 * Elina: Help!
 * Octopus Timer: Virustrike does not like meddlers.
 * Elina: N-N-Not me!
 * (Elina Tries to Run Away from Octopus Timer, when Fire Burns Octopus Timer)
 * Octopus Timer: Yeow!
 * (Torchy Blows Fire at Octopus Timer)
 * (Octopus Timer Screaming)
 * (Octopus Timer Runs into a Lake and Puts Out the Fire)
 * Octopus Timer: You two will pay for this!
 * (Torchy Becomes Elina's Friend)
 * (Elina Shakes Torchy's Hand and Laughs, Then He, and Torchy Run)
 * Octopus Timer: No one escapes Octopus Timer.
 * Zoe: That's what you think.
 * (The Girls and Elina Look at Him)
 * Octopus Timer: All the girls. Forget it!
 * (He Leaves)
 * Samantha: Thanks, guys. And Elina, I owe you everything for stopping Octopus Timer.
 * Octopus Timer: Hey! I can hear you!
 * Elina: I think we should get back to the others.
 * Kelly: Oh sure. Now he tells us.
 * Virustrike (Angrily): The Thornstone's girls... defeated you... AGAIN?!?!
 * Octopus Timer: Uh, no! Virustrike, it's not what it seems. It was a Elina and Oh, the Places You'll Go! who knocked away the ghostantulas.
 * Virustrike (Angrily): Oh, the Places You'll Go! knocked my ghostantulas away?
 * Octopus Timer: Y-Yeah. You should've seen them. Roaring at the bats, dodging them, and even Torchy saved them.
 * Virustrike: So, Oh, the Places You'll Go! have saved the girls while trying to foil my plan. (Chuckles) That's perfect!
 * Octopus Timer: It is?
 * Virustrike: Of course! It means all we have to do is unleash the Dynasour. Then he will do more damage to Oh, the Places You'll Go! that I ever could! (Sinister Laughing)

Oh, the Places You'll Go! Team Up:

 * (Virustrike's Sinister Laugh Echoes Startling Everyone)
 * Linda: It's like she knows what we're planning.
 * Alice: Witchy woman. Scary.
 * Blob: What do we do?
 * Witch: Maybe we should go back to school.
 * Elina: No! Everyone, listen. Virustrike's just trying to kidnap you.
 * Witch: Well, it's working.
 * Samantha: If she can set a trap to kidnap us, what chance do we have against her?
 * Zoe: Elina, we do know how to defeat Virustrike, don't we?
 * Elina: Well... not exactly.
 * James Miller (Off-Screen): I think we can help you out there.
 * (He and the Other Cadets Appear)
 * Elina: Hamilton Cadets? What's going on?
 * Tim Boldon: I know it sounds odd, but I think you have to hear what James has to say.
 * Cynthia: James, what brings you here?
 * James Miller: We, uh, we know some stuff that might be helpful.
 * Cynthia: Helpful how?
 * James Miller: We know how to defeat Virustrike.
 * (Elina and Cynthia Look at Each Other)
 * Cynthia: And why should we believe you? The leader of the Hamilton Cadets?
 * Tim Boldon: Go on.
 * James Miller: Uh, well, "The Hamilton Code says we help--"
 * Tim Boldon: James! I meant tell Cynthia what we know.
 * James Miller: Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. Right.
 * Cynthia: No offense, Tim, but it is difficult for me to believe that James has changed sides.
 * Samantha: Cynthia, you kept me out of trouble when my parents told Elina to. If James's information is useful, we should use it to beat Virustrike. If it isn't, then we werewolves will be happy to eat him.
 * (James Gulps)
 * Elina: Samantha's right, Cynthia. If the cadets believe James, I think we should at least hear what he has to say.
 * Cynthia: Elina, always willing to forgive your friends. It's a noble trait, and part of what makes you you. Very well, James.
 * James Miller: Okay. Well, the Hamilton code says that only Oh, the Places You'll Go! can defeat her by leading her to a lava pit.
 * Elina: If we bring Virustrike, I guess she can fall in the lava.
 * James Miller: But it's gotta be the most powerful trap we can find.
 * Rose: Oh, yeah! Just trap Virustrike in the lava.
 * James Miller: And we gotta lure her into a trap, so we know she's too heavy.
 * Laura: Lure her into a trap?
 * Sabine: Huh. Giving there will be hard.
 * Melissa: Indeed.
 * Cynthia: All the more reason to proceed with the plan to attack the ghostantulas.
 * Elina: Yeah, but now it's not just about defeating Virustrike's army. We have a plan to defeat Virustrike as well.
 * Tim Boldon: The cadets will help, too, Elina. Right?
 * James Miller: Yeah, that's right.
 * (Cut to the Thornstone Girls): All the girls will help.
 * Thornstone Girls: Yeah!
 * Cynthia: Very well. Elina.
 * Elina: Everyone, team up. Today we go to the castle.
 * Cynthia: Virustrike and her forces will be defeated once and for all. And we will have the girls back to the school.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Linda: I like Oh, the Places You'll Go!, James.
 * Kelly: Me, too. Cynthia's so pretty.
 * James Miller: Yeah. I think we're on the right side now.
 * Tim Boldon: We sure are. (Giggles)
 * James Miller: You know, I think I could get used to the Hamilton Code.

Dynasour:

 * (Everyone Came to the Castle, but the Door was Locked)
 * Elina: Crikey! The door is locked.
 * Gargoyle: How do we unlock the door?
 * Kelly: Maybe if we find a trampoline we can bounce to the top.
 * James Miller: Are you kidding? I say we call the phone and deliver some burgers.
 * Creature: How about a soda, with fries and a hot dog?
 * Kelly: What about me?
 * Creature: Ah, you can be anyone that comes with the meal.
 * Kaiju (Off-Screen): Hey, guys.
 * (Kaiju Unlocks the Door with her Tail)
 * Kaiju: Bingo.
 * Kelly: That's one talented tail, Kaiju. (Laughs)
 * Kaiju: Yeah. (Laughs)
 * Elina: Gee, this place is humungous. We'll have to split up. Me, Torchy, and my friends will take the left, you Hamilton Cadets and Thornstone Girls take the right.
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! and Torchy Came to a Left Side and See What Appears to Be a Well Like Arena)
 * Elina: Talk about soggy.
 * Cynthia: Yeah. Some meanie is up to no good.
 * Octopus Timer: I've just begun to be mean.
 * Melissa: Nice try, buster, but we're not afraid to fight.
 * Octopus Timer: Neither is the giant Dynasour.
 * Oh, the Places You'll Go!: Dynasour?
 * Octopus Timer: Look. He lives down there.
 * (Dynasour Comes Out of the Water)
 * (Dynasour Laughing Sinisterly)
 * Zoe: We gotta distract Virustrike and Octopus Timer.
 * James Miller: Right. Let's go back and get Oh, the Places You'll Go!.
 * (Dynasour Laughing)
 * Laura: Blimey! This is no time for games, Sabine.
 * Sabine: I'm hoping he'll play ball with me, Sabine. (She Throws the Ball to Dynasour)
 * Dynasour: Huh?
 * Sabine: Your turn, Torchy.
 * (Torchy Hits the Ball with his Tail)
 * (The Ball Bounces Ricocheting)
 * (The Ball Hits Elina's Head)
 * Sabine: That's it, Elina.
 * (The Ball Bounces Again)
 * (Dynasour Hits the Ball)
 * Sabine: Nice shot, Dynasour.
 * Rose: I hope you're gonna let him win, Sabine. He looks like a sore loser.
 * Sabine: Come on, Elina. Kick it high.
 * (Elina Kicks the Ball with his Foot Behind his Back)
 * (The Ball Bounces Up for the Dynasour to Reach)
 * Sabine: Now's our chance, guys. Going up!
 * (Flames Follows)
 * Cynthia: It's like an elevator, right, Melissa?
 * Melissa: Yeah, Cynthia.
 * (Dynasour Catches the Ball)
 * Laura: Thanks for the lift. You can keep the ball.
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! and Torchy Found the Thornstone Girls and Hamilton Cadets)
 * Melissa: There you are, guys. I was amazed. I'm un-eatable.
 * James Miller: Yeah. Now let's get to Virustrike.
 * (Everyone Cheers in Agreement and Run Off)

Octopus Timer Chases Elina/Octopus Timer's Demise:

 * (Octopus Timer Blocks Everyone's Way)
 * Octopus Timer: Get out of here or else!
 * Alice: You can't tell us what to do.
 * Octopus Timer: Then watch what I can do to your friends.
 * (Octopus Timer Throws a Potion at Elina Turning him into a Frog)
 * Cynthia: Oh, my gosh! What on Earth has he done to you, Elina?
 * (Elina Croaks and Hops, But is Caught by Octopus Timer)
 * Octopus Timer: I'll change the others into something worse than toads, unless you all get out of here!
 * Zoe (Off-Screen): Ah, you lose, Octopus Timer.
 * (Elina Croaks and Hops Away from Octopus Timer)
 * (Octopus Timer Chases Him)
 * (Cynthia and Linda Tie an Anvil with a Rope)
 * (Then They Tie Octopus Timer's Foot with a Rope)
 * (The Anvil Drops into the Water, and Seeing this, Octopus Timer Falls into the Well)
 * (Octopus Timer Coughs and Sputters, and Screams, Trying to Get Away but is Too Late, The Dynasour Swallowed him Hole)
 * Kelly: Now that, Cynthia, was swallowed. (Laughs)
 * Witch: I want Elina back!
 * (She Turns Elina Back into a Human)
 * Elina: Thanks, Witch.

Final Battle/Virustrike's Death:

 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! and Thornstone Girls Hear a Sinister Chuckle)
 * (Virustrike Comes Out of the Shadows)
 * Virustrike: I seem surprise to see the arrogant child turned the frog into a human. I can't imagine why. I wasn't going to stop me. You see, you were disobedient to me, fools, surely you realize that I simply cannot lose to you.
 * Zoe: Hide.
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Hide)
 * Virustrike: Oh you're trying to escape me. How quaint.
 * (Virustrike Transforms into a Virus Ball)
 * Virustrike: No matter how fast you run... no matter where you hide... I'll catch you.
 * (Alice Peaked from Behind the Wall)
 * (They Saw Virustrike Still Hunting)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Peek, Too)
 * (Alice Thought up a Plan)
 * Kaiju: Alice, time to go out with a rattle.
 * (They Started Rattling Some Noise to Get Virustrike's Attention)
 * Gordon: Wow! Everyone knows the rattle for this one!
 * Tim Boldon: Affirmative.
 * James Miller: These guys worked!
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Peeked Behind the Wall)
 * (Zoe and Samantha Begin to Rattle Their Pots and Pans)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Did the Same Thing that Confuses the Virus Ball)
 * (Virustrike, Annoyed, Approaches Oh, the Places You'll Go!' Hideout But at a Faster Than Before)
 * Linda: It's working.
 * (They Began to Rattle in Their Pots and Pans and Irritated Virustrike Even More)
 * (Virustrike Rushed Towards Thornstone's Girls Hiding Place)
 * (But Before She Could Reach it, Cynthia and Melissa Started Rattling Again)
 * (This Confused Virustrike to a Much Greater Extent, But Also Angering Her)
 * (She Tried to Reach the Hiding place, But Torchy Began to Rattle Over his Pots and Pans)
 * (All the pots and pans Rattled Loudly)
 * (This One Confused Virustrike as She Lets Out a Roar of Frustration)
 * (Sabine Accidentally Drops the Pots and Pans Down to the Ground)
 * (This Caught Virustrike's Attention as She Sees Oh, the Places You'll Go!)
 * Sabine: Oh, no.
 * (Virustrike Laughs): Well, if it isn't a great twist. So, what's going to happen? Girls or the rudes?
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! were Virustrike's Mercy)
 * Virustrike: I'm waiting.
 * (The Girls Saw Oh, the Places You'll Go! were in Trouble)
 * Zoe: NO, STOP!
 * (Virustrike Looks at the Girls, Giving Up, and Laughs Sinisterly): Playtime's over, girls.
 * (She Charges at Them Roaring)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Flee for their Lives)
 * Creature: GUYS, LOOK OUT!
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Look Behind and See Virustrike On their Tail)
 * (They Fled Until they See a Lava Gap)
 * Sabine: OH, NO!
 * Elina: WE CAN DO IT! JUMP!
 * (They Jumped and Landed on the Floor)
 * (Virustrike Jumps, Too, But Manages to Grab the Other Side of the Abyss and the Floor)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Try to Stay Away from Virustrike)
 * Elina: Come on.
 * (Virustrike was Close Behind them)
 * Virustrike: You're mine.
 * (Suddenly the Floor Begins to Crack, and Virustrike was Holding On to her Beloved Life)
 * (Virustrike Loses her Grip and Falls to her Doom)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Jump and Land on the Ground, and the Girls are Relieved)
 * (Virustrike Lands on a Small Island, and Rocks Crush her)
 * (Everyone Flees)
 * Cynthia: Good golly. It looks like Virustrike is never the same again.
 * Elina: Yeah.
 * James Miller: Hold on, girls. We'll have you back to school in no time.
 * Alice: Back to school? How about dropping us back in the swamp?
 * Linda: Yeah. We never got to take a dip in the quicksand.
 * Gordon: I'll never understand girls.
 * Wendell: Especially Thornstone Girls.
 * (All Laugh)

The Thornstone Goodbye:

 * (Back at the School, the Hamilton Cadets, the Thornstone Girls, and Oh, the Places You'll Go! Return)
 * Ms. Thornstone: There they are!
 * Colonel Hamilton: Oh, the Places You'll Go!. They're okay!
 * Elina: Everyone, Virustrike has been defeated. The girls are no longer in trouble.
 * (Everyone Cheers)
 * Sabine: Now let's have the best party ever.
 * (Scene Fades to Outside of School, and We Hear Rap Music Inside)
 * Cynthia: So with the Cadets, it was a snap to escape Virustrike's trap. Now let's get loose and dance and clap while I lay on my Cynthia Rap. Over there is Daddy Drac who's glad to have his daughter back, and all the guys from Hamilton a day are here to dance the night away. And there's Mrs. T with Colonel H grooving too my melody.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Your boys were very gallant to go after my girls.
 * (Colonel Hamilton Gasps)
 * (The Hand Dances with Ms. Thornstone)
 * Cynthia: And Donny's with Alice Frankenstein who wants to be a slam dance slime, and Kelly really does her thing, a dance for two, the Kelly fling. Laura and Elina are always in a junky ham.
 * Laura: Great party, Ms. T.
 * Elina: Uh-huh.
 * Ms. Thornstone: Oh, I hope the new arrivals think so, too.
 * Laura: Huh? New arrivals?
 * Ms. Thornstone: Over there. Meet your new students, and their parents.
 * Laura: New st-st-st-st-st-students? Meet us in California.
 * Elina: Yeah, Florida.
 * (Elina and Laura Run)
 * Cynthia: Gee, we'd better do like Elina, and skidoo.
 * (Cynthia Gives Torchy High Five, and the Rest Leave)
 * (Elina and Laura Cowardly Run Out)
 * (Rose, Cynthia, Karin, Melissa, and Sabine Run Out, Too)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Home on Land)
 * Melissa: Look, everyone, the girls are waving goodbye.
 * (Elina and Laura Look Back)
 * Thornstone Girls: Goodbye.
 * Laura: Let's give 'em a real Thornstone goodbye, huh, guys?
 * Elina: Uh-huh! Toodle-oo-awoo!
 * (The Rest Howl with Elina)
 * (Oh, the Places You'll Go! Walk Back to Goiky)
 * (Screen Fades Black)