Alex Harrison's Very Haunted Stories/Transcript

Doorbell for Candy:

 * (Movie Opens to a Full Moon)
 * (Paramount Pictures presents)
 * (Alex Harrison's Very Haunted Stories)
 * (The Storybook Theater Appears)
 * (Crossover Characters, Including Villains, March to the Theater)
 * (Ground Rumbles and Leafy Falls)
 * Leafy: Huh?
 * (Revolta Comes to the Door, and Gives Leafy a Present)
 * Revolta: Happy Halloween.
 * (Clayde and his Gang Float By)
 * Tommy: Oh, boy! Trick or treat! Tonight, I'm gonna go out and scare everybody.
 * Melodie: You scare everybody? Tommy, on a scare-o-meter, you're barely a squeal.
 * Gerald: She's right. You're not gonna brighten anybody dressed up as a big red bunny.
 * Tommy: Bunny? I'll show you.
 * (James Looks Back Stage)
 * (Some Villains are Applauding)
 * James: Huh. There seems to be an awful lot of villains here tonight.
 * Alex: Aw, relax, James. It's Halloween. I'm sure they're not up to any tricks.
 * Vincent: Ah, Halloween at the Storybook Theater. All treats and no tricks. If this were my theater, I'd run things differently.
 * Cynthia: Ad a splash of evil?
 * Professor Coldheart: Pillage and plunder?
 * Grim Creeper: Blah, blah, blah! Every year it's the same thing-- all talk an' no play. What a bunch of dull villains.
 * Revolta: Well, this year will be different. I have a treat for Alex Harriston, but you'll all have to wait until midnight. (Sinister Laughing)
 * (Riley Fuego Moans): It's a Rosette Island Halloween, so grab your garlic and get set for America's most haunted-- she's Count Alex Harriston!
 * (Alex Transforms from a Bat to a Human)
 * Alex: Velcome. Velcome, my children. (Giggles) Excellent! I just love Halloween! Lots of haunted happenings downtown, like Ratigan through a big party. You know, it's easy to get to his house. Just make a right at his lair.
 * (Ratigan Laughs): It's funny because it's true.
 * Alex: Why, I even saw Count Dracula. He was even running a monster race.
 * Count Dracula: Love that.
 * Alex: Hey, I also heard there's a big shindig at the Bob & Bosip Graveyard. It's B-Y-O-B, bring your own bones.
 * (Amor Laughing)
 * Alex: And now, let's start off the fun with this tricky Halloween tale.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Witch Hannah Laughing Giddily)
 * (Witch Hannah Makes Silly Noises at the Bats, and Rings the Bell)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * (She Then Flies Down and Spots a Cat)
 * Witch Hannah: Boo.
 * (The Cat Screeches, and Flees)
 * (The Witch Then Flies Until she Spots a Jack-o-Lantern)
 * (Witch Hannah Screams and Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): What manor of ghoul is this?
 * (Patient, Coin, and Lollipop Sing "Trick or Treat" by La-La-La)
 * (Witch Hannah Looks Down and Smiles)
 * (Patient is Dressed as a Vampire)
 * (Coin is Dressed as a Ghost)
 * (Lollipop is Dressed as a Witch)
 * (Patient Rings the Doorbell)
 * Natsuki: Uh-oh. The kids.
 * (Natsuki Replaces the Candy with Dynamite, and Snickers)
 * Natsuki: Hello, kids.
 * Patient, Coin, and Lollipop: Trick-or-treat.
 * Natsuki: Ah, for you, and you, and you. (Laughs)
 * Patient: Thank you, Natsuki.
 * (The Bangs Explode)
 * (Hannah's Broom Whinnies)
 * Witch Hannah: Whoa, Altivo, whoa! Steady there, old boy.
 * (Natsuki Laughing): Now, here's your trick!
 * (Natsuki Pulls the String and Tips the Water on Patient, Coin, and Lollipop)
 * (Natsuki Laughing): So long, kids!
 * Witch Hannah: Oh, bless their little black hearts.
 * (Patient, Coin, and Lollipop Sit on a Sidewalk All Sad)
 * Witch Hannah: I saw the whole thing, kids. Down, Altivo, down, please.
 * Coin: Look, guys. A real witch.
 * Witch Hannah: Oh, joy! Thou do believeth in witches. Just for that, I'll help thee get thy candy.
 * Natsuki: Uh-oh. Another one.
 * (Witch Hannah Rings the Doorbell)
 * Witch Hannah: My name, sir, is Hannah. Witch Hannah, that is.
 * Natsuki: Oh, yeah?
 * (Natsuki Grabs Hannah's Nose)
 * (Water Pours on Hannah's Head)
 * (Natsuki Laughs Off-Screen)
 * Witch Hannah: That crancy gecko is tougher than I thought. Now, come here, kids. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. First I need some really gruesome ingredients-- a cauldron, swamp water--
 * (Scene Fades Black)
 * Witch Hannah: Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cold and bubble. Eye of needle, ton of shoe, hand of clock that points at 2:00. This is the real thing in it right out of Shakespeare. Neck of bottle, tail of pout, uh, whiskers from the Billy goat! (Laughing)
 * Coin: Here you are, Hannah.
 * Witch Hannah: Ah. Repulsive.
 * (Hannah Puts the Hair Piece in the Cauldron)
 * (EXPLOSION)
 * (Patient, Coin, and Lollipop Look Up)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * Witch Hannah: Delightfully gruesome reaction.
 * (Witch Hannah Tastes a Drop, and Acts Wild)
 * Witch Hannah (Gargly Voice): Kids, this stuff's loaded.
 * (Witch Hannah Pours Some Potion into her Spray Bottle)
 * Lollipop: Awesome!
 * (Altivo Scoops Patient, Coin, and Lollipop Up with Hannah)
 * Lollipop: Awesome! This is fast!
 * (Natsuki was Eating Grapes)
 * (Witch Hannah Cackling)
 * Natsuki: What in Grimm's name is that?
 * (Natsuki Looks Outside)
 * Patient: Giddyup, Altivo! Whoopee!
 * Natsuki: No. I don't believe it.
 * Chorus: "Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When pumpkin shells cast feeble spells,"
 * (Jack-o-Lantern Moans)
 * Chorus: "Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green. Your little white house turns green."
 * Natsuki: This is too--
 * (Natsuki Gets his Face Painted)
 * Chorus: "Every post, is a ghost, if you got a witch's brew, and if you want your gate to circulate, we can do that too. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat for Halloween. When Ghosts and Goblins by the score, ring the bell on your front door, you better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Witch Hannah: Now, are you gonna treat or not?
 * Natsuki (Nervously): Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. Right away. Oh, my goodness. Ghosts. Goblins. I don't understand.
 * Witch Hannah: Kids, this guy's a pushover.
 * Natsuki (Sternly): Pushover? Oh, yeah?
 * (He Locks the Closet)
 * Witch Hannah: Uh--
 * Natsuki: The key.
 * (Natsuki Swallows the Key, and Hannah Hears it Clunk)
 * (Natsuki Laughs)
 * Witch Hannah: Mm-hmm. I've been itching to cast a spell on you.
 * (Altivo Scoops Natsuki Up)
 * Witch Hannah: Hocus pocus magic shower, put his feet within my power.
 * (Natsuki's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Natsuki: Hey, what was that stuff?
 * Witch Hannah: Feet,
 * (Vibrating Sound)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): kick out that key.
 * (Natsuki's Feet Dance Out of Control)
 * Witch Hannah: Yippee! Look at him dance!
 * (Witch Hannah Uses Altivo as a Banjo)
 * Witch Hannah: "Oh, dance with your feet, just as fast as you can, now flip 'em like a flapjack in a pan. Oh hoppin' and a-jumpin' like a flea to the grits. The key for the lock is the key for the fits."
 * (Natsuki Dances Out of Control)
 * Witch Hannah: "Do-se-do, now mind the rules, with your little feet, kicking around like mules."
 * (Natsuki Jumps Like a Mule)
 * Witch Hannah: "From the days, the way out west; that's where the cactus grows the best."
 * (Natsuki Gets the Key Out of his Mouth, but Grabs it with his Teeth)
 * Witch Hannah: "Now swing down south and turn on the heat."
 * (Natsuki's Bottom Heads to the Fireplace, Natsuki Tries to Stay Away)
 * Witch Hannah: "Now end the dance and take your seat."
 * (Fire Burns Natsuki's Tail)
 * Natsuki: Ouch!
 * (Natsuki Lets Go of the Key)
 * Witch Hannah: Nothing to it.
 * Natsuki: Oh, yeah? Ha!
 * (Natsuki Throws the Key Underneath the Closet Door)
 * (Natsuki Laughing)
 * Witch Hannah: Now, you've made old Hannah mad! I'll cast a spell as double grim. Smash that door down, feet, with him.
 * Natsuki: Get down. No, you don't. No-no-no-no.
 * (Natsuki Bangs his Head 4 Times)
 * (Natsuki Moaning)
 * Witch Hannah: This hurts me worse than it does you. Now, take a longer start 'bout a mile or two!
 * (Natsuki is Far Away)
 * Witch Hannah: Get ready, kids. Here he comes.
 * (Natsuki Dashes to the Closet, and it Opens)
 * (Patient, Coin, and Lollipop Jump for Joy)
 * Witch Hannah (Off-Screen): I thought he'd listen to reason.
 * Lollipop: Hooray for Natsuki!
 * Natsuki: I won't do it.
 * (Altivo Hits Natsuki on the Head, Knocking Him Out)
 * Witch Hannah: Come, Altivo, it's nearly dawn. Mustn't be late. Goodbye. Goodbye, kids.
 * Coin: Goodbye, Hannah.
 * Patient: Bye-bye.
 * Chorus: "So when Ghosts and Goblins by the score ring the bell or pound your door, better not be stingy or your nightmares will come true."
 * Jack-o-Lantern: Boo!

Alex's Mechanical House:

 * (Crossover Characters Applauding)
 * Tommy: Boo-yah. Somebody to scare.
 * (Red Claw Walks By)
 * Tommy: Ooga-booga-booga!
 * (Red Claw Roars at Tommy)
 * (Tommy's Eyes Widened and Runs Away)
 * Alex: Halloween treats can be really spooky, like mechanical houses that act kinda kooky. So sit back, relax, and let's take a looky.
 * (Scene Opens to Alex's House)
 * Narrator: In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Alex Harriston trying to sleep, but she cain't. You see, the problems were plenty in this house that she had. The roof always creaked, and the drafts, they were bad. The furnace turned on with a clatter, and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk. With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise, it continued and nauseum. She rolled and she tossed under her pillow and sheets. Poor Alex was wishing the sounds they would cease.
 * Alex: I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
 * Narrator: She threw off her blankets, and slunk to the sink.
 * Alex: Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
 * Narrator: But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain in her face, misdirected. She wiped off her mug in angry defeat.
 * Alex: Ooh, that's the last straw! My decision's complete! I'm fed up with clanking, kerslaming, and squeaking, the whistling, and knocking, and roof always creaking.
 * Narrator: Poor Alex was irked, a bit peeved, you might say. Her mind was made up that she must move away. So she gathered her things and emptied each drawer. The last thing she did was lock the front door.
 * (Alex Locks the Door)
 * Narrator: Then she and James marched up the next street where new houses stood all spiffy and neat. She found a nice dwelling that drew her attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
 * Darien Chiba: This house is electric.
 * Narrator: said the salesman with pride.
 * Darien Chiba: If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
 * Narrator: With the flick of a switch, and the pull of the lever, the house, it transformed!
 * (The House Transforms)
 * Alex: This is really quite clever!
 * (Scene Slides to Darien and Alex)
 * Darien Chiba: The design's ergonomic for comfort, you see.
 * Narrator: grinned the salesman as he pushed buttons, 1, 2, and 3.
 * Alex (Off-Screen): The furniture folds right into the wall!
 * Darien Chiba: It makes a great shortcut right into the hall.
 * Alex: This kitchen is sparkling.
 * Darien Chiba: It's synthetic steel. There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
 * Alex: But how do the floors all stay so clean?
 * Darien Chiba: Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine!
 * Alex: Are there shutters that boom, shake, clatter, and hurl?
 * Darien Chiba: Not a one, not a bit, not at all, my dear girl.
 * Alex: I'll take this new house!
 * Narrator: said Alex with zeal. After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
 * Alex: This new fangled house is now where I'll stay.
 * Narrator: She then thanked the salesman and sent him away. So, Alex settled back in her modern regretter with buttons galore.
 * Alex: Ah, what could be better?
 * Narrator: Whatever she wanted was hers right away. With the touch of a button, she got a snack tray. Her chair, it regretted and rubbed her back so, and on came some music and dimmed the lights low. Said Alex with a yawn, as she scratched on her head.
 * Alex: It's time for a bath, then I'll toddle to bed.
 * Narrator: She pushed the red button and rolled cross the floor. Her chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door. With a splash, and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
 * Alex: What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
 * Narrator: Special arms then conveyed her off to her bed, and tucked her in gently, then a story was read. Alex was cozy, all snuggled up tight. But she tossed, and she turned as her thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs, computer controls and regretting chairs.
 * Alex: There's so many things in this house with to play. I wanna stay up. I'll just sleep in the day.
 * Narrator: She leapt from her covers and slide past the clock. She flung open the door, but discovered, it blocked. There stood the robot. Its finger, it wagged. Before Alex knew it, by the arm she was grabbed.
 * Alex: This just isn't right. I don't need a rest. I wanna get up. Stop bein' a pest.
 * (Roboty Tries to Tuck Alex Back in, but Alex Crawls Away)
 * Narrator: Alex scampered away heading straight for the door, but the robot was fast, and stopped her once more.
 * Alex: Bedtime is fine, but this is my place. You're making me angry. Don't cheese off this face.
 * (Alex Leaves from her Pajamas and in her Underwear)
 * Narrator: So she turned and she climbed out of the open window, and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe. But little did she think, that out in the back, the robot was waiting for another attack!
 * Alex: Enough is enough! I'll take this no more! If you wanna play rough, get ready for war!
 * (Alex Punches Roboty and Runs Away)
 * (Roboty Fixes his Head)
 * (Alex is Now in her Clothes)
 * Alex: A bucket of water. That's just the right thing. When the robot comes in, I'll put on the string.
 * Narrator: Alex readied her plan with her own little trap. The robot came in and then with a snap, the bucket tipped over, and water came out. It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout!
 * (Roboty Twitches as he Gets Wet)
 * Narrator: He sparked, and he fizzed, that man made of steel. He jolted and volted, and began to unreel. Electricity surged in the house all about, zapping the circuits and shorting them out. Food from the fridge was flung in the air. It's splattered and spatted in the poor girl's hair. She ducked, and she dodged, but she could not escape. The jelly that hit her was cherry, not grape.
 * (Alex Tries to Run Away, but the Chair Grabs her)
 * Narrator: Back into the bath she was dragged very quick, and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick. All sudsy and wet, Alex Harriston tried to flee, but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree. The hoses, they swung, they flailed, and they sucked. The brushes whooshed past forcing Alex to duck. She grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back, but right at that moment, the regretter attacked. Mechanical hands squeezed her up tight, but Alex was valiant, she put up a fight. When things looked their bleakest, and all hope seemed lost, Alex picked up the chair, and gave it a toss. It hit the controls and smashed them to bits. The buttons, they flashed, and flickered in fits. Alex spotted her chance to get safely away. She snatched up James, and then she did say:
 * Alex: This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
 * Narrator: She watched that new house shake, sputter, and groan. It fell with a crash in less than a minute. She turned to her friend and said:
 * Alex: Glad we weren't in it.
 * Narrator: Dejected and sad, they both strode away-- Alex and James with nowhere to stay. The rays of morning added sunlight greeting Alex Harriston with a warm friendly sight. A little yellow house that needed some paint. It wasn't quite perfect, but still, it was great.
 * Alex: Aw, we could stay here, just for a while.
 * Narrator: said Alex to James with a rye little smile.
 * (Alex is Now Asleep and Smiling)
 * Narrator: Later that night, all warm in her bed, Alex Harriston snuggled up as sleep came to her head. The furnace, it clanked, it rattled, it shocked. The shutters flew back, they slammed and they knocked. The wind it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned, but Alex didn't stir, 'cause she knew she was home.

Ami and Yumi Haunt the House:

 * (Roboty Applauds)
 * (More Villains Applaud)
 * (Tommy Sneaks Up on One of the Witch Sisters)
 * Witch Sister #2: We've got our eye on you.
 * (Tommy Laughs Nervously)
 * Tommy: Oh, man. I'll never be scary.
 * Alex: Tommy might try to scare everyone, but here's a story where he gets spooked himself.
 * (Scene Opens to Ami and Yumi Walking Down)
 * Narrator: The following presentation will demonstrate how to haunt the living, but before we begin, one must be...
 * (Ami and Yumi Go Outside, and Scream in Terror)
 * (Crashing Goes Outside)
 * (Ami and Yumi Come Back Inside as Ghosts)
 * Narrator: ...not living.
 * (Ami and Yumi Humming as they Float Through the Fridge)
 * Narrator: The five specimen absorbed here is commonly known as a ghost.
 * Yumi: Ghost?!?
 * (Yumi Jumps in Ami's Arms)
 * Yumi: Where?
 * Narrator: Why, you, my friends.
 * Ami: Us?
 * Narrator: Yes. You two have just joined the ranks of the supernatural.
 * Ami: Oh, that explains what all the racket was out there.
 * Yumi: Right, Ami. What?!? We're not ready to be dearly departed!
 * (Yumi Sits on the Couch, but Goes Through)
 * Narrator: Don't you worry. It's only temporary. Just long enough for you two to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to Haunt a House! Step #1: Choose a House to Haunt. Finding the right house is all about location, location, location. And what better place to look than the classified ads?
 * Ami: Let's see here. Tricky hardware floors, bog and trouted breakfast nook, and formal dying room. (Giggles)
 * Yumi: Perfect, girl!
 * Ami and Yumi: "Oh, a-haunting we will go, a-haunting we will go. Hi-ho the berry-o--"
 * (Ami and Yumi Look Down and Wipe Their Feet on the Mat)
 * Ami and Yumi: "A-haunting we will go."
 * Narrator: Step #2: Selecting a Hauntee.
 * (The Table Turns to Alex, Leafy, and Tommy)
 * Narrator: Hauntee #1 is a sexy woman, and leader of Rosette Island.
 * Alex: Oh, man, I'm scared.
 * Narrator: Hauntee #2 is a green leaf who moves and shakes.
 * Leafy: I'm scared, too.
 * Narrator: And finally, Hauntee #3 is a mischievous African American boy who's adventurous.
 * Tommy: Ah, rats. Nothing scares me.
 * (Yumi Laughs): I know who we're gonna pick on.
 * Tommy: Huh?
 * Narrator: Step #3: Being Creepy.
 * (Scene Cuts to the Haunted House)
 * Narrator: Nothing is quite creepier than a creaky front door which opens all by itself.
 * (Ami Cracks her Knuckles, Spits in her Hands, Rubs them Together, and Walks Up to the Door)
 * Ami: Here goes nothing.
 * (Ami Opens the Door)
 * (Tommy Stands at the Door and Watches it Open)
 * Tommy: Boo-yah. Automatic doors. How convenient.
 * (Tommy Walks Inside)
 * Ami: Hmm.
 * Narrator: Having successfully creeped your intended hauntee out, you're now ready for--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: Step #4: Looking Like a Ghost.
 * (Tommy Puts his Clothes in the Drawer)
 * Narrator: With an ordinary bedsheet carefully draped over you, sneak about in a menacing manner.
 * (Ami and Yumi Trip Over a Lamp, then a Drawer, and Finally a Stuffed Bear)
 * Narrator: Continue this macabre dance of the dead, and watch as panic and terror wash over your victim.
 * (Ami and Yumi Fall Out the Window)
 * Narrator: This method of haunting is only made possible by the unique eyeholes that have been cut in the sheet.
 * Yumi: Eyeholes? Now you tell us.
 * Narrator: Step #5: The Dark. Everyone is afraid of the dark. Use this knowledge to your haunting advantage.
 * (Tommy is Taking a Bath)
 * (Ami Turns Off the Light)
 * (Tommy Claps the Lights on)
 * (Yumi Pulls the Lamp Switch, Turning Off the Light)
 * (Tommy Uses a Flashlight)
 * (Amil Turns Off the Flashlight)
 * (Tommy Has a Headlight)
 * (Yumi Turns Off the Headlight)
 * (Tommy Has a Candle)
 * (Yumi Blows the Candle Out)
 * (Tommy Lights a Match)
 * (Yumi Puts Out the Match)
 * (Tommy Has a Glowstick)
 * (Amil Grabs the Glowstick and Walks to the Toilet)
 * Ami: Ah, this is getting stupid.
 * (Ami Flushes the Toilet)
 * Narrator: Step #6: Things That Go Bump.
 * (Tommy is in his Pajamas, Has a Book in his Hands, and Climbs into Bed)
 * Tommy: Ah, peace and quiet.
 * Narrator: A ghost has a wide array of scary sounds with which to frighten their unwitting victim.
 * (Ami and Yumi Moan, but Tommy Doesn't Respond)
 * (Ami Walks Around as Jacob Marley)
 * (Yumi Walks Like a Gargling Zombie)
 * (Ami Walks with her Half Body)
 * (Yumi Cymbal Bangs While Walking)
 * (Ami Walks on Accordion Shoes)
 * (Yumi Mows the Lawn)
 * (Ami Pushes a Stroller with a Crying Baby)
 * (Yumi Drives an Ajax Truck)
 * Yumi: I just don't understand it.
 * Ami: "How to sleep with your eyes wide open?!?"
 * (Tommy Sleeps with his Eyes Open)
 * Ami: Oh, come on. We're tired of being ghosts.
 * Yumi: Tommy, wake up.
 * (Yumi Taps on Tommy's Head)
 * (Tommy Yawns and Looks at Ami and Yumi)
 * (Tommy Screams in Terror): A ghost!
 * (Tommy Tries to Run Away by Running Downstairs and Past Yumi)
 * Yumi: But, Tommy--
 * Tommy: No! Get away!
 * (Tommy Runs Outside)
 * (Crashing Outside Happens)
 * (Tommy Comes Back Inside as a Ghost)
 * Ami: Sorry, Tommy. We just wanted to tell you that we're ghosts.
 * Yumi: And now, you are, too.
 * Tommy: Why, I oughta--
 * Yumi: Now, take it easy, Tommy. It's only temporary.
 * Narrator: That's right. Just long enough to demonstrate--
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Narrator: How to End a Cartoon.
 * (Tommy Chases Ami and Yumi Outside)
 * Narrator: Begin the end by chasing each other into the distance then scream comically.
 * (Tommy, Ami, and Yumi Fall Down, and Crashing Sounds are Heard, with a Cat Screech)
 * Narrator: Followed by an iris out.

The Lonesome Gang Members:

 * (Kaz Harada Applauds for Ami and Yumi)
 * Alex: Everyone knows there's really one thing to be afraid of on Halloween-- and that's ghosts. Especially when they're the Lonesome Ghosts!
 * (Clayde and his Gang Appear)
 * (Scene Opens to a Haunted House)
 * (The Wind Whistles)
 * (The Shutters Open and Close Repeatedly)
 * (Incy Yawns)
 * Incy: Aw, we don't have any fun anymore.
 * Pincy: No. Nobody around here to scare.
 * Blincy: Huh. We scared 'em all away. Guess we're too good! (Laughs)
 * Clayde: Hey, here's an idea. Get a load of this, guys. (Snickering)
 * Sue: "Notice. We exterminate all kinds of ghosts day and night service."
 * (Clayde and his Gang Laughing)
 * Blincy: Wise guys. Let's get 'em over here.
 * Pincy: Let's have some fun with 'em.
 * Incy: We'll scare the pants off 'em.
 * (Clayde and his Gang Run to the Telephone)
 * (Incy Dials the Number)
 * (Scene Fades to Ajax Office)
 * (Scene Fades Again to Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Sleeping)
 * (The Telephone Rings, Waking Up Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop)
 * Lollipop: The telephone!
 * Gelatin: The telephone!
 * Teardrop: The telephone?
 * (They Grab the Phone)
 * Lollipop: Hello?
 * Teardrop: Hello?
 * Lollipop: Hello?
 * Teardrop: Hello?
 * Lollipop (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Teardrop (Off-Screen): Hello?
 * Sue: Do you chase ghosts?
 * Teardrop: Do we chase ghosts? (Giggles)
 * (Lollipop Grabs the Phone from Teardrop)
 * Lollipop: Why, yes, ma'am. Of course. I'll say we do.
 * Sue: Well, this house is full of ghosts. Listen.
 * (Clayde, Pincy, Incy, and Blincy Make Laughing Sounds, but Not Sue)
 * Sue: Come quick at the old McShiver Mansion.
 * Lollipop: Okay. We'll be right over.
 * (Lollipop Hangs the Phone)
 * Lollipop: Awesome! A customer!
 * Gelatin: A customer!
 * Teardrop: A customer?
 * (Scene Slides to Blincy)
 * Blincy: Hey, guys, here they come.
 * (Clayde and his Gang Appear)
 * Clayde: This oughta be a cinch. Look at 'em.
 * (Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop March Up)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Laugh, then Disappear)
 * (Lollipop Knocks on the Door)
 * (No One Answer)
 * (Lollipop Firmly Knocks on the Door Again)
 * (The Door Falls Down)
 * Lollipop: We're from the Ajax Ghost Exterminator... Company.
 * (Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Quietly Walk Inside)
 * (Gelatin Looks at Teardrop and Screams)
 * Gelatin: Why don't you watch where you're going?
 * Lollipop: Shh!
 * (Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Go Inside, and the Door Lifts, Knocking them to the Ground)
 * (Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Fall on the Floor)
 * (A Mousetrap Falls on Teardrop's Nose)
 * Teardrop: Ouch!
 * (Teardrop Gets the Mousetrap Off his Nose)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Laughing)
 * Lollipop: Ghosts.
 * Gelatin: Ghosts.
 * Teardrop: G-G-G-Ghosts?
 * Lollipop: We'll separate and surround them.
 * (Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Shake Hands)
 * (They Then Pick up their Weapons as they Split Up)
 * (Lollipop Searches for a Ghost with her Gun)
 * (Blincy Knocks on Lollipop's Head)
 * (Lollipop Turns Around and Points the Gun at Blincy)
 * (Blincy Sticks his Finger in the Holes and Pops it)
 * (Blincy Laughing)
 * (Lollipop is Fed Up with that Ghost and Runs After it)
 * (Blincy Closes the Door)
 * (Lollipop Runs into the Door, and Tries to Open it)
 * (Lollipop Falls Down as the Door Comes Off)
 * (Clayde and his Gang March Along in a Parade)
 * (They Then Dance into the Closet)
 * (Lollipop Opens the Door, and Water Comes Out)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Surf On Top)
 * (Lollipop is Circled in the Water, Until the Water Disappears)
 * (Lollipop is Now Swirly-Eyed)
 * (Scene Fades to Gelatin)
 * (Pincy Laughs and Drops the Plates and Dishes on the Floor, Shattering Them)
 * (This Frightens Gelatin, and Gelatin Hides Under a Chair)
 * (Pincy Laughs Again and Drops a Chain on the Ground)
 * (Gelatin is Frightened Again, and He Hides in a Drawer, but One of the Drawers Fly Out)
 * (Gelatin Hides in the Drawer, Too Scared to Move)
 * (Gelatin Looks Around and Tries to Grab his Net)
 * (Pincy Whacks Gelatin on the Butt, Causing Gelatin to Scream in Pain)
 * Gelatin: Who did that? Who did that?
 * (Pincy Looks at Gelatin's Butt)
 * Gelatin: Oh, no.
 * (Pincy Whacks Him Again)
 * Gelatin: Come on out and fight like a man!
 * (Pincy Puts Up his Dukes)
 * Gelatin: How dare you?
 * (Gelatin Punches Pincy)
 * Gelatin: I got him! Cool!
 * (Pincy Falls Backwards and Lands in the Water)
 * (Gelatin Looks at the Floor, and No Water)
 * Gelatin: Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
 * (Pincy Spits Water in Gelatin's Face)
 * (Gelatin Blubbers)
 * (Pincy Leaves and Gelatin is Too Late to Grab Him)
 * Gelatin: What kind of a place is this? They can't do that to me.
 * (Gelatin Gets All Wet)
 * Gelatin: That's a fine what-do-you-know.
 * (Scene Fades to Teardrop)
 * Teardrop: Oh, I'm brave.
 * (Incy Bangs the Pot, Scaring Teardrop)
 * (Teardrop Tries to Climb Up the Water, but the Wallpaper Rips)
 * (Incy Blows the Trombone Loudly)
 * (Teardrop Runs Away in Fear)
 * (Teardrop Chuckles): I ain't afraid of no ghost.
 * (Incy Comes Down and Kicks Teardrop in the Butt)
 * (Teardrop Chases Incy to the Drawer)
 * (Teardrop Looks for Incy, but Can't Find Him)
 * (Incy Rings the Cowbell at Teardrop, and Teardrop Looks in the Mirror)
 * (What Does Teardrop See in the Mirror, Incy)
 * (Teardrop Laughs): For a while there, I thought it wasn't me.
 * (Teardrop Fixes his Shirt, While Incy Copies Him from the Mirror)
 * (Teardrop Looks at the Mirror, and Rolls his Eye)
 * (Incy Does the Same Teardrop Does)
 * Teardrop: Something's not right here.
 * (Both of Them Make Funny Faces in the Mirror)
 * (Teardrop Climbs on the Drawer, and Incy Rings the Cowbell on Him)
 * (Teardrop and Incy Move Around in Different Ways)
 * (Teardrop Stops and Incy Keeps Going)
 * Teardrop: I know you. You're a ghost.
 * (Incy Pokes Teardrop in the Eyes)
 * (Incy Laughs)
 * (Teardrop Jumps Through the Mirror and Then the Drawer, Attacking his Own Self)
 * (Teardrop Chokes Himself, then Pants, and Sighs)
 * (Teardrop Looks at his Butt and Pins Himself)
 * Teardrop: Ow! They got me! They pulled a knife on me! Help! Lollipop! Gelatin! Help! I got all four of them! Help! Whoa!
 * (Clayde and his Gang Push the Drawer Downstairs)
 * (Lollipop and Gelatin See Teardrop Come Down)
 * (Lollipop and Gelatin Hide Behind the Flour and Molasses)
 * (Teardrop Crashes Into the Molasses, Getting Them Covered with Molasses and Flour)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Laughing)
 * Sue: Look!
 * Incy: Look!
 * (The Molasses and Flour Make Lollipop, Gelatin, and Teardrop Look Like Ghosts)
 * Clayde: Ghosts!
 * Pincy: Ghosts!
 * Blincy: Ghosts!
 * Incy: Ghosts!
 * (Clayde and his Gang Run Away in Fear)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Jump Through the Window, and Fly Away)
 * Gelatin: So you can't take it, you big sissies. (Laughing)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Dance of the Yuis:

 * (The Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Applaud)
 * Alex: So, Gerald, havin' a spooky time?
 * Gerald: Yep. But not as spooky as the time Yui dressed up in those skinned-tight yellow leotards.
 * Alex: Fright!
 * (Alex and Gerald Laugh)
 * James: Hit it, Stego!
 * (Scene Opens to a Yellow Fairy Bunch)
 * ("Voices of Spring" Playing)
 * (A Yellow Fairy Empress of Yui Shows Up)
 * (The Yui Fairies Smash Into Each Other, and Into Mushrooms)
 * (One of the Fairies Gets Stuck in a Web)
 * (A Frog Eats One of the Yui Fairies)
 * (The Yui Fairies Ski on the Water)
 * (The Fishes Fail to Eat Them)
 * (The Empress Flies Free and Points to the Flower)
 * (The Other Fairies Crash into the Empress)
 * (The Empress Tells Them to Get to their Places)
 * (The Empress Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Makes a Flower Close)
 * (The Empress Tells the Other Fairies to Do the Same)
 * (One of the Fairies Get Hurt While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Another Fairy Gets Eaten While Trying to Close a Flower)
 * (Three More Fairies Show Up, and Closes the Flower, but the Branch Breaks Off)
 * (The Next Three Fairies Close the Flower)
 * (The Empress Checks on the Fairies, but There was One Fairy Missing)
 * (Scene Fades to a House, and a Tree)
 * (Yui was Sleeping)
 * (Yui Wakes Up, and Looks at the Clock)
 * (She Then Gets Out of Bed, Brushes her Teeth, and Flies Outside)
 * (A Shadow of a Boy Watches from the Window)
 * (The Empress Waits for Yui to Arrive)
 * (Yui Arrives, and Gets to Work)
 * (Yui Tries to Close the Flower, but Keeps Getting Hurt)
 * (The Empress Shows her the Wand)
 * (Yui Flies Back Up, Rolls Up her Sleeves, Spits in her Hands, and Spins Out of Control)
 * (Yui Falls on a Mushroom)
 * (Camera Pans to a Boy Named Justin)
 * (Justin Sneaks Up on a Fairy for his Bug Collection)
 * (A Shadow Comes By and Traps the Empress)
 * (Justin Smiles Sinisterly)
 * (Justin Runs Home with the Empress in a Jar)
 * (Yui Didn't Know What to Do)
 * (Scene Fades to the House)
 * (Electricity Crackles Everywhere)
 * (The Empress Wakes Up, and Finds Dead Bugs in Jars, and on Walls)
 * (Justin is Experimenting)
 * (The Empress was Worried, Until She Sees Yui)
 * (Yui Jumps Down, and Tiptoes to the Jar)
 * (Yui Tries to Open the Jar)
 * (Justin Looks and Sees the Empress)
 * (The Empress was Minding her Own Business)
 * (Justin Goes Back to his Experiments)
 * (Yui Carries the Jar, But Slips on a Pencil)
 * (The Jar Shatters, and Justin Has a Fly Swatter)
 * (Yui Runs Away While Helping the Empress)
 * (Justin Swats the Empress)
 * (Yui Carries the Empress, but the Empress Falls on the Pizza)
 * (Yui Pulls her Out, and Justin Follows Them)
 * (Yui and the Empress Hop from Candle to Candle)
 * (Justin Smashes the Skull, and the Lamp)
 * (The Empress Hides in the Clock, but Pokes Out)
 * (Yui Grabs her and Runs to the Bed, Only to Be Caught by Justin)
 * (The Two Fairies Hide in Gloves, Running Around)
 * (Justin Grabs an Umbrella and Begins to Fight)
 * (Yui and the Empress Hide in the Toy Box)
 * (Justin Raises his Umbrella, and Hits the Box)
 * (The Empress is Spinning Backwards on the Floor)
 * (The Empress Tries to Run Away from the Pokes of the Umbrella)
 * (Justin Scoops her Up, but is Stopped by Yui)
 * (Yui Trumpets the Bugle and Marches to Justin)
 * (Justin Fights Yui, Until he Slips on a Skateboard, Making the Umbrella Fall on Him)
 * (Justin Tries to Get Out of the Umbrella, but Yui Traps Him Inside)
 * (Yui Then Grabs the Empress and Flies Home)
 * (The Empress, Now with a Broken Leg, Watches Yui Proudly)
 * (Yui Now Takes a New Shot, and Closes the Flower)
 * (Yui Looks at the Empress and Wonders if it's Right)
 * (The Empress Writes on her Checklist, and Gives Yui a Thumb Up)
 * (Yui Takes the Empress and the Other Fairies Home)
 * (Yui Ends the Cartoon with a Flash)

Tommy and the Gator:

 * (The Empress Applauds)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (Scene Cuts to Revolta, Cynthia, Coldheart, and Creeper)
 * Grim Creeper: So, isn't it time for your Halloween trick?
 * Revolta: Patience, Creeper. Midnight nears.
 * Alex: And now, put on your best grim grins for this Halloween treat.
 * (Scene Opens to a House on a Rainy Night)
 * (Thunderclap)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Attention, all listeners. A dangerous alligator has just escaped from the bayou swamp. Be on the lookout. This reptile is a killer. That is all.
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Scream)
 * (Tommy Laughs at Them)
 * (Tommy Sees Some Gator Like Hands)
 * (Tommy Then Turns Off the Lights)
 * Coin (Off-Screen): Tommy!
 * (The Lights Turn On)
 * Lollipop (Off-Screen): Where's Tommy?
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Whimper in Fear)
 * (Some Hands Reach to the Kids)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Scream in Terror, and Run Away)
 * (It was Just Tommy, Scaring Them, and he Laughs)
 * (Coin Pokes Through the Doorknob and Sees Tommy Laughing)
 * Coin: Why that dirty-- (Slits her Throat in Anger)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Angrily March Up to Tommy with their Gator Ghoul Costume)
 * (Tommy Finds a Good Book to Read)
 * Tommy: This looks like a pretty good story. By gosh, it's for the pictures, too.
 * (Tommy Yawns, as an Alligator Hand Covers his Mouth)
 * Tommy: "Once upon a time..." (Licks a Lollipop) "there was a beautiful princess. 'Oh, I'm so beautiful.' She lived in a--"
 * (The Hand Picks Up the Lollipop and Bites it)
 * (Tommy Looks at the Lollipop, Measures it with his Teeth, and Then Looks at the Alligator)
 * (Tommy Screams and Runs Away)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Pop Their Heads Out and Laugh at Tommy)
 * (The Real Gator Ghoul Shows Up at the Window, and Opens the Window)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Look Behind Them)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Run Away in Fear)
 * (Tommy Comes Out with an Umbrella)
 * Tommy: Why, I oughta--
 * (Tommy Runs After the Kids)
 * (The Kids Run Into a Door)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roaring)
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Run Away in Fear)
 * Tommy: Come on. Come on. Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it-- Uh-oh.
 * (The Stuffed Alligator Walks By)
 * (Tommy Looks at the Audience and Points at the Gator)
 * (Tommy Looks in the Gator's Mouth)
 * Tommy: Oh, kids!
 * (Echoes): Oh, kids!
 * (The Gator Ghoul Roars)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Grabs Tommy by the Throat)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. Remember, you can master any reptile by looking him straight in the eye. That is all.
 * (Tommy Looks in the Eye of the Gator)
 * (The Gator's Eye Shows "Here Lies a Dead Boy")
 * (Tommy Now Knows it's a Real Gator)
 * (Tommy Puts an Umbrella in its Mouth)
 * (Tommy, Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Sneak Up to the Door)
 * (Lollipop Pours Wax on Tommy's Butt)
 * (Tommy Screams in Pain)
 * (Lollipop Pulls the Wax that Looks Like a Hand off Tommy's Butt, and Laughs Nervously)
 * (Tommy Hits Lollipop)
 * (Tommy Crawls on the Floor and Keeps Looking)
 * (Lollipop, Not Knowing Where She's Going, Burns Tommy's Butt)
 * (Tommy Screams Again, Causing Him to Chop the Door with the Axe)
 * (Tommy Jumps Down)
 * (Tommy's Head Turns Red, Then to a Tea Kettle Boiling, Then Back to his Normal Head)
 * Tommy: Get out of here! Get out of here! Get going!
 * (Tommy Kicks Gelatin, Causing Gelatin to Scream)
 * Tommy: Shh! Not so loud! Dadgum those kids. Why can't they do something right for once in their lives?
 * (Tommy Didn't Know he was Burning the Doorknob)
 * (Tommy Touches the Doorknob, and Burns his Hand, Making him Scream in Pain)
 * (Scene Slides to Tommy Searching for the Gator Ghoul)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Comes Down)
 * (Tommy is Scooped Up by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Tommy Looks at the Ghoul in the Eye, and Feels his Teeth)
 * (Tommy Then Runs to the Door, but the Gator Ghoul Follows)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Opens the Door, but Tommy Holds onto it)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Looks for Tommy, and Didn't See Him)
 * (Tommy was Slammed to the Door, and the Gator Ghoul Then Sees Him)
 * (Tommy Screams)
 * (Tommy Runs Away, but the Gator Ghoul Follows Him)
 * (Tommy Swings Downstairs, Followed by the Gator Ghoul)
 * (Tommy Runs Up to the Room, and Pulls a Ladder for the Gator Ghoul to Run Up the Ceiling)
 * (The Gator Ghoul is Flung Up the Bedroom, and then Jumps Down)
 * (Tommy Gasps)
 * (Tommy Keeps Running Away from the Gator Ghoul)
 * (He Crashes into the Doorway, and Makes Stilts)
 * (Tommy Uses the Stilts on Boots to Keep Running from the Gator)
 * (Tommy Then Slides on the Table, and Into the Gator's Face)
 * (Tommy Tries to Run Away, but the Planks Come Up)
 * (Tommy Falls on the Table and Holds it Open)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Breaks the Planks)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Attempts to Push the Table on Tommy)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Then Tries to Bite Tommy's Butt, but Tommy's Fingers Poke Him)
 * Radio: Attention, all listeners. In order to subdue the Gator Ghoul, use sneezing powder. That is all.
 * (Coin, Lollipop, and Gelatin Run to Get the Sneezing Powder)
 * Tommy: Spare me. Spare me.
 * (Coin Opens the Sneezing Powder and Throws it Inside)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sniffs the Powder)
 * (The Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * Tommy: Amen.
 * (Tommy Sees the Gator Ghoul Sneezing)
 * (Tommy Starts Laughing at the Ghoul)
 * (Tommy Sniffs the Powder, and He, Too, Starts Sneezing)
 * (Scene Slides to the Gator Ghoul and Tommy Sneezing)
 * (Scene Ends with an Iris Out)

"It's Our Theater Now":

 * (Ash, Blu, and Amor Applaud)
 * (More Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * Revolta (Off-Screen): It's midnight,
 * (Cynthia Grabs James, and Claps his Mouth)
 * Revolta: and I've got a trick for Alex Harriston. Sorry, James, but we don't wanna be dull villains on Halloween.
 * (Revolta Gives Coldheart the Signal)
 * (Coldheart Gives Vincent the Signal)
 * (Vincent Has the Switch Ready)
 * Alex: Okay, everyone, now it's time for a change of fate.
 * Vincent: Lights out.
 * (Vincent Switches the Lights Off)
 * (The Theater Gets Dark)
 * Alex: Huh?
 * Revolta: Right you are, Alex. It's Halloween, you know, and with just the right touch.
 * (Coldheart Grabs Alex's Cape)
 * Revolta: "This could be quite the place,"
 * Vincent: "Full of wholesome, happy faces,"
 * Cynthia: "Hanging out,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Feeling fine,"
 * Count Dracula: "Where everyone's a friend of mine."
 * Vincent: "Inside this evil joint,"
 * Professor Coldheart: "Every guest gets to the point."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Vincent, and Count Dracula: "This day will live in infamy."
 * (Clock Hand Reaches 12)
 * Cynthia: "The Storybook Theater's history!"
 * (Cynthia Laughing)
 * Revolta, Cynthia, Professor Coldheart, Vincent, and Count Dracula: "It's our theater now."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Muriel, Roland, and Num: "It's the fact you can't ignore."
 * Sahir and Kane: "Shut the windows!"
 * Nella and Tanner: "Lock the doors!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Sayori and his Crew: "Raise your mugs, you thieves and thugs."
 * Villains: Join the rabble-rousing crowd. It's our theater now."
 * Siamese Twins: "All the coolest cats fit in so perfectly."
 * Dracora: "Every evil queen gets due respect."
 * Ratigan: Love your work.
 * Hal: "You'll forget your troubles, put your trust in me."
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "You've had your fun."
 * Card Soldiers: "You've made your play."
 * Revolta, Professor Coldheart, Wizard of Wonderland, Card Soldiers and Hal: "But every woman has her day."
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Brunch and Crunch: "Down and dirty."
 * Villains (With Ratigan Singing Along): "It's our theater now."
 * Sayori's Crew: "Me hearty."
 * Count Dracula: "What a place for breakin' bread."
 * Monsters: "Hate your neighbors!"
 * Wizard of Wonderland: "Off with their heads!"
 * Villains: "It's our theater now."
 * Don Karnage: "What a party!"
 * Villains: "Join the fun with no regrets. Only greedy, dirty deeds are allowed!"
 * Vincent: Get those kiddies!
 * Professor Coldheart: Game over, Alex!
 * Cynthia: Hit the road, Jamie!
 * Revolta: Take a hike, sillies!
 * Villains: "It's our theater now! Don't bother comin' back. It's our theater now!"
 * (Alex and James Get Kicked Out)
 * (The Storybook Theater Gets Turned into the Villain Theater)
 * (Alex and James Look Shocked)
 * (Screen Fades Black)

Sayori's Giant Halloween Scare:

 * (Cut to the Storybook Theater)
 * Revolta: Now that the Storybook Theater is our theater, things are going to be a little different.
 * Alex: All right, Revolta, you've had your fun. Now I'm here to set things right. And I brought my friends. So, are you gonna get off my stage, or are we gonna have to make you?
 * Revolta: Ahem.
 * (Alex Winks at the Audience)
 * (Cynthia, Dracula, and Ratigan Show Up)
 * (Ratigan Cracks his Knuckles)
 * (Alex, Tommy, and Gerald Look Shocked)
 * (They Then Get Kicked Out)
 * Revolta: Nice try, Alex, but you, and Gerald, and especially that Tommy boy are about to get a real fright.
 * (Scene Opens to a Halloween Night)
 * (Wolf Howls)
 * (The Virtues Walk to a Haunted House)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (They Take a Peek)
 * (James Shows Up as a Vampire)
 * (Charity and his Brothers Scream)
 * (James Pours his Cup into the Cauldron)
 * (Dinah from Alice in Wonderland Pops Up and Screeches at the Virtues)
 * (James Then Pours his Cup and Brings Out Candy)
 * (The Candy Falls into the Bag)
 * (The Virtues Then Come Across a Coffin)
 * (The Coffin Opens and Charity and his Brothers Scream)
 * (Alex Shows Up Also as a Vampire as a Maniacal Laugh is Heard)
 * (Alex Gives Charity and his Brothers the Baskets)
 * (Alex Goes Back in her Coffin)
 * (Patient Takes a Look in the Coffin, and Bats Fly Out)
 * (Patient Screams and Runs Away, with the Coffin Stuck on his Costume)
 * (The Gate Closes, Cutting the Tail off Patient's Costume)
 * (Alex Laughs and Closes the Coffin)
 * (The Virtues Come to a Tree, but are Being Followed by the Tree)
 * (Gerald Moans Like a Ghost)
 * (The Virtues Look at the Carriage and Sees a "Happy Easter" Sign)
 * Gerald: Hippity Hoppity, Happy Halloween!
 * (Gerald Gives Charity, Temper, and Patient an Egg)
 * Temper: Oh, Gerald, Halloween's not for eggs.
 * Patient: It's for candy.
 * Gerald: Hmm. Candy?
 * (Scene Fades to the Virtues Walking)
 * Temper: There's one last house.
 * Charity (Off-Screen): Yep. Sayori's place.
 * (The Virtues Arrive)
 * Charity, Temper, and Patient: Trick or treat!
 * (Charity Knocks on the Door, but Nobody was Home)
 * Charity: Aw, what a stingy grouch.
 * (A Hooked Monster Appears and Scares the Virtues)
 * (The Virtues Leave in Fear)
 * (The Monster Grins Evilly)
 * (The Virtues Run for Their Lives, and Hide Behind a Tree)
 * Charity: We lost him.
 * (Temper Pants): Hey, what about Sayori and his crew?
 * Patient: We gotta warn them.
 * (The Monster Takes Off his Costume, and it was None Other than Sayori Himself)
 * (Sayori Laughing)
 * Sayori: Boy, oh, boy! Did we scare them!
 * Yuri: We sure did, Captain.
 * (The Virtues Creep Back to the House)
 * (Sayori Gets in Bed, and Eats an Egg)
 * (Sayori Spits the Egg Out, and Throws it Away)
 * (Sayori Takes Five Lollipops Out, and Eats Them)
 * (The Rest of his Crew Eats the Virtues' Candy)
 * Charity: So, that's the trick, eh? Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
 * (The Virtues Whisper a Plan)
 * (Scene Fades to Sayori and his Crew Full)
 * (Charity and his Brothers Tiptoe Quietly)
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (Charity and his Brothers Scare Krane from the Shadows)
 * (Sayori Screams)
 * (Temper Pours Glue into the Disguise)
 * (The Virtues Then Tiptoe Back Outside)
 * (Door Slams)
 * (Sayori Screams and Shows his Bat and Racket)
 * (Knock on Door)
 * Sayori: Oh, boy. More candy.
 * Monika: We'll stay here, boss.
 * Sayori: Suit yourselves, boys.
 * (Sayori Comes Out with the Disguise)
 * Sayori: Uh, hello.
 * Officer: 3 Virtue boys have gone a-missin'. You seen this fella?
 * Sayori: Uh-uh.
 * Officer: No? Then try this!
 * (The Officer Shows a Mirror)
 * Sayori: Wait! (Strains to Get the Disguise Off, but it's Stuck Like Glue) I can explain.
 * Officer: Just as I suspicioned. You're under arrest, laddie!
 * (Sayori Runs Away, Revealing the Virtues)
 * Officer: Come back, you maniac!
 * (Virtues Laugh)
 * (Sayori Hides Behind a Tree)
 * Gerald: Hold it, you bad maniac person!
 * Sayori: Wait! It's me!
 * (Gerald Throws Eggs at Sayori)
 * (Sayori Runs into a Coffin)
 * (Alex Comes Out of the Coffin)
 * Alex: Boo!
 * Sayori: Wait! It's me!
 * (Sayori Runs and Hides in a Cauldron)
 * (Sayori Thinks it's Safe, Until Clanging Sounds are Heard)
 * (James was Banging on the Cauldron)
 * (Sayori Comes Out)
 * (James, Alex, and Gerald Appear)
 * Gerald: Get him!
 * (Sayori Rolls Away in the Cauldron)
 * (The Hook Comes Off From the Glue)
 * Sayori: Whoa!
 * (The Cauldron Hits the Graves Like Pinball)
 * (The Cauldron Falls Down)
 * (A Grave Hits Sayori's Mask, Breaking it)
 * (Sayori Rubs his Head, and Screams)
 * Sayori: A cemetery? Oh, no!
 * (Charity and his Brothers' Graves Appear)
 * Sayori (Off-Screen): Charity, Temper, and Patient?
 * ("Hall of the Mountain King" Plays)
 * (The Virtues Rise from the Grave and Moan)
 * (Sayori Looks Scared)
 * Temper: Sayori--
 * Patient: You scared us--
 * Charity: --to death!
 * (Sayori Freaks Out and Runs Away)
 * (Sayori Hides in a Coffin, and Lights a Match)
 * (The Virtues Show Up)
 * (Sayori Screams)
 * (Charity Blows Out the Candle)
 * (Sayori Leaves and Runs Away)
 * (He Slides Down a Grave and Surfs)
 * (The Virtues Follow Sayori)
 * (Sayori Hits a Gravestone)
 * (The Virtues Moan)
 * (Sayori Screams)
 * (The Virtues Moan)
 * (Sayori Backs Away, but Falls in a Pit)
 * (The Virtues Look at Sayori)
 * (Sayori Shivers)
 * Charity: Hope you liked our candy, Sayori.
 * Patient: This shall be your last.
 * Sayori: Oh, I'm sorry, boys. We'll get your candy back.
 * Temper: All of it?
 * Sayori: Cross my heart, and hope to-- (Gulps) die.
 * (The Virtues Smile at Each Other)
 * (Scene Fades to Sayori in a Costume)
 * Sayori: Trick or treat.
 * (A Shadow Figure Appears)
 * (The Virtues, Sayori, and his Crew Run Away in Fear)
 * (The Shadow Figure was Gerald in a Santa Claus Outfit)
 * Gerald: Where'd everybody go? I got the candy. Oh, well. Ho-ho-ho! Happy Halloween!
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Alex and James for Candy:

 * (Ratigan and Dracora Applaud)
 * (Villains Cheer)
 * Gerald: Now, what do we do?
 * James: Step aside, guys. I'll take care of that Revolta.
 * (James Marches inside Firmly)
 * Gerald: Gosh, I've never seen him so mad.
 * Alex: Huh. I have.
 * Revolta: And now, I've saved the best for last.
 * James (Off-Screen): Look, you!
 * Revolta: Huh?
 * James: I'm giving you and all the other villains in 30 seconds to turn this back into the Storybook Theater, starting right now!
 * (Revolta Summons Professor Coldheart)
 * James: 30, 29, 28,
 * (Coldheart Comes By, and Grabs James by the Shirt, and Walks Him Outside)
 * James: 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21--
 * Revolta: Now, let's heat things up with a twisted tale that Alex and James will find a real scream.
 * (James Screams as He is Thrown Out)
 * Revolta: Roll it, Fat Cat.
 * (Fat Cat Rolls the Film)
 * ("Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saens Plays)
 * (An Owl Looks Down)
 * (Camera Pans)
 * (Alex and James Skip Down the Path with Goodies)
 * (Alex Sets a Leaf for James to Walk on, but James Jumps Over)
 * (Alex Accidentally Steps on the Leaf)
 * (James Skips Ahead, with Alex Catching Up)
 * (Alex and James Come Across a House)
 * (It wasn't Just Any House, it was a Candy House)
 * (They Run to the House, While James Drops the Basket)
 * (Alex and James Brushes Themselves)
 * (Alex Knocks on the Door)
 * (An Eye Peeps Through the Door, and Closes it)
 * (Alex Knocks on the Door Again, Then Taps her Foot Impatiently)
 * (A Wicked Witch Appears)
 * (Scene Fades to Candy and Food They Could Ever Eat)
 * (Alex and James Begin Eating)
 * (Wicked Witch Feeds Them More)
 * (Alex Eats the Cookies)
 * (James Eats the Cupcake)
 * (Alex Eats 3 Kinds of Cakes)
 * (James Sees 5 Gingerbread Men)
 * (Alex Slurps the Cotton Candy)
 * (The Wicked Witch Feeds them More)
 * (Alex and James Eat More Until They were Both Full)
 * (The Witch Shows Alex and James to Their Rooms)
 * (Scene Fades to Alex, James, and the Witch Walking)
 * (The Wicked Witch Opens the Door, and Alex and James See a Room)
 * (James Finds a Pillow on a Bed, and Lays Down)
 * (Alex Finds a Couch to Sit on, and Sits Down)
 * (She Smiles at the Witch)
 * (The Witch Closes the Door, and Locks Them in)
 * (The Witch Turns to the Audience with an Evil Grin, then Rushes Downstairs)
 * (She Opens the Stove, and Throws Some Candy Cane Inside)
 * (Then She Begins her Spell)
 * (The Witch Looks in a Book for Recipes)
 * (The Carrots Chop into Bits)
 * (The Spices Go in the Pot)
 * (The Pot Goes in the Oven)
 * (The Book Then Says "Roasted People")
 * (Scene Fades to the Fireplace)
 * (Alex Wakes Up from her Nap, and Tries to Go to the Bathroom)
 * (Alex Opens the Curtains, but There was a Brick Wall)
 * (Alex Rushes to the Door, and Tries to Open it, but it's Locked)
 * (The Wicked Witch Then Comes By)
 * (Alex is Shocked to Hear This, and Looks at James)
 * (The Wicked Witch Comes Closer)
 * (Alex Wakes up James)
 * (Alex Demonstrates the Door Being Locked, and Rushes to Batter it Down)
 * (The Door Begins to Unlock)
 * (Alex Rushes but Runs into a Wall)
 * (James Grabs Alex's Hand, and the Two of Them Run Downstairs)
 * (Alex and James Skid to a Stop, and Hug in Fear)
 * (Snake Like Candy Cane Rises Up)
 * (Alex and James Run Away in Fear)
 * (Alex and James Run from Stairs to Slides)
 * (James Jumps in Alex's Arms, and Alex Runs from Freaky Monsters)
 * (Alex Grabs a Candlestick and Runs with James)
 * (Suddenly a Splash of Candy Waves Down)
 * (Alex and James Fall on a Cupcake)
 * (The Candy Wave Splashes Alex and James)
 * (Alex and James Float Downstream)
 * (The Room Gets Dark)
 * (The Two of Them were in a Cage)
 * (The Wicked Witch Traps Them)
 * (Alex Looks at a Stove)
 * (Alex and James Hug)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Alex from James)
 * (James is Feeling Sad)
 * (The Wicked Witch Demands Alex to Open the Oven Door)
 * (Alex Tries to Open it, but Turns to the Witch, and Shrugs, Telling her There's Nothing She Can Do)
 * (The Witch Has to Do Everything Herself)
 * (James Leaves the Cage, and Pushes the Wicked Witch Inside)
 * (The Wicked Witch Grabs Alex with her Cane, but James Grabs Alex)
 * (The Wicked Witch is Killed, However, but Alex and James Fall in the Oven)
 * (Alex and James and Fall to the Floor)
 * (Alex Catches James in her Arms)
 * (There was a Way Out)
 * (Alex and James Find a Perfect Opportunity)
 * (Alex and James Run to the Entrance, but Fire Surrounds Them)
 * (They Try to Reach the Steps, but Fire Blocks Them)
 * (Alex and James are Trapped)
 * (The Fire of the Wicked Witch Shows up)
 * (Alex is Picked up, and Played with)
 * (Alex Finds James in Trouble, and Grabs a Candy Cane)
 * (Quick as a Wink, Alex Runs to Stop the Wicked Witch by Sticking the Cane in the Hole)
 * (Then Alex and James Run to the Steps)
 * (Alex and James Climb their Way Out of the Oven)
 * (James Slips as the Step Breaks)
 * (Alex Pulls James Up, and They Both Climb Out)
 * (Alex Closes the Oven, and tells James, Their Work Here is Done)
 * (Fire Bursts Out and Burns Alex and James on the Butt)
 * (Alex and James Leave the House)
 * (Cartoon Ends)

Alex vs. Revolta:

 * (Villains Cheer)
 * (Alex is in her Hermione Granger Outfit)
 * (Tommy and Gerald Rub her Shoulders)
 * (Melodie Points to the Stage)
 * (Tommy Snaps his Fingers)
 * (Gerald Gives Alex a Wand)
 * James (Off-Screen): Get her, Alex.
 * (Alex Marches Up to Revolta without Saying a Word)
 * (Ratigan and Dracora Look Back)
 * (Clayde and his Gang Look Back)
 * (Vincent and Dracula Look Back)
 * (Cynthia Looks Back)
 * (Coldheart Looks Back)
 * (The Siamese Twins Look Back)
 * (Creeper Looks Back)
 * (Revolta Looks Back)
 * (The Villains Look Shocked)
 * (Alex Looks at Revolta Firmly)
 * (Revolta Looks Shocked)
 * (Alex Firmly Gets Ready to Battle)
 * (Revolta Uses her Wand to Zap Alex)
 * (Alex Uses her Wand and Turns it into a Ball)
 * (Alex Throws it at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball Like a Baseball Bat)
 * (The Ball Goes Past Tommy)
 * (Alex Gets Ready for More Balls)
 * (Alex Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Misses, but the Ball Hits Coldheart's Scarf)
 * (Alex Throws Another Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Hits the Ball at Alex, but Alex Ducks)
 * (Revolta and Alex Looks Sweaty)
 * (Alex Throws a Ball at Revolta)
 * (Revolta Tilts her Wand, and Knocks Alex's Wand Off her Hand)
 * (The Wand Falls to Gerald)
 * Gerald: Alex's wand!
 * James: Ohh! What do we do now?
 * (Villains Laughing)
 * (Knock at Door)
 * (Melodie Opens the Door)
 * Monika: Here. Use the book.
 * (Alex is Surrounded by Villains)
 * (Revolta is About to Finish Alex off)
 * (Melodie Throws the Book to James)
 * James: Alex, catch!
 * (James Throws the Book to Alex)
 * Gerald (Off-Screen): The Tome of Doom will hold her forever!
 * Professor Coldheart: The Tome of Doom!
 * (Vincent, Coldheart, Cynthia, and Dracula Run Away in Fear)
 * (Alex Opens the Book, and Traps Revolta Inside)
 * (Revolta Screams as She is Being Sealed Inside)
 * (The Theater Turns Colorful Again)
 * (James, Tommy, and Melodie Cheer)
 * (Sparkle Turns the Villain Theater Back to the Storybook Theater)
 * (Everything was Restored Once Again)
 * (Crossover Characters Applaud)
 * (James Kisses Alex on the Cheek)
 * James: You're the only leader of this team, Alex.
 * Alex: Aw, it was nothing. Anything to make sure we have a happy Halloween.
 * (Tommy Appears in a Professor Coldheart Costume)
 * Tommy: Boo!
 * Alex: Oh, nice costume, Tommy. But Gerald already beat you to it.
 * (Gerald is in a Professor Coldheart Costume, Too, and Laughs)
 * Tommy: Ah, nuts.
 * (The End)